1
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The dog gave you
a wee bit of a scare
the other day.

2
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A stroke?
That's what I said.

3
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But he didn't have a stroke.
That's what they said.

4
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Why'd you thinks
he was havin' a strokes?

5
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Well, he was out layin'
in the sun for a few hours,

6
00:00:22,367 --> 00:00:25,036
when he came back up the house,
his back end was all honey dick.

7
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How so?

8
00:00:27,038 --> 00:00:30,241
Well, it was like he was trying
to walk and scratch himself
at the same time

9
00:00:30,275 --> 00:00:32,343
and his brain couldn't figure
out which one to focus on.

10
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So what did you do?

11
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I said, "Oh, fuck, this is it."

12
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Is that what you did?

13
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I said, "Oh, fuck,
you're getting the needle.

14
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"Better get one ready
for me, too."

15
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He's okay, good buddy.

16
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Oh, fuck,
"If we're diggin' a hole,

17
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"better dig a big one,
I'm gettin' in there with him."

18
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But it's all been sorted?

19
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Oh, it's all sorted but I said,
"Oh, fuck," Dary.

20
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Yeah, we oughta leave
this world behind.
That's what I said.

21
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You knew that he was
on bladder meds
for the last three weeks.

22
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Fuckin' geezer.

23
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And that he'd be passing
the bladder stones
sometime around now

24
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and to expect
some odd behavior,

25
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you still go
worst case scenario?

26
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I said, "Oh, fuck, this is it."

27
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And what was the verdict?

28
00:01:01,507 --> 00:01:02,440
Passin' bladder stones.

29
00:01:02,473 --> 00:01:05,276
Exactly. Just passing
some bladder stones.

30
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There a fuckin' echo
in here, Katy?

31
00:01:06,411 --> 00:01:07,679
I think he faked it.

32
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Faked what?

33
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A stroke.

34
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Why would the dog
fakes a strokes?

35
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Gus faked a stroke so that
he could go to the vet and get
a thermometer up the bum.

36
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Look, if you're comin'...

37
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you better come correct.

38
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Well, look how Stormy responds
to a thermometer up the bum.
Hates her life.

39
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No time for a knuckler
there either.

40
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No time for a two‐knuckler.

41
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There's no such thing
as a three‐knuckler.

42
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Which we've established.

43
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Cito, too. Even the sight
of a thermometer,
send him scrambling.

44
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Yeah. God help the vet
tries to throw a knuckler
up Cito's bum.

45
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Vet might not get that one back.

46
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What are you sayin' here, Katy?

47
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I'm saying that Gus is...

48
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Look, if you're comin'...
you better come correct!

49
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Gus is gay.

50
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No, he isn't.

51
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Yeah, he is.

52
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No, he isn't.

53
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Yeah, he is.

54
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Have you ever seen him
mount a female?

55
00:02:03,702 --> 00:02:05,203
He's a gentleman.

56
00:02:05,236 --> 00:02:07,673
But you've seen him mount
countless males.

57
00:02:07,706 --> 00:02:10,576
He'd mount the red‐hot tailpipe
of a high CC quad.
Katy, come off it!

58
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What if he is gay?
What's the big deal?

59
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I don't give a fuck if he's gay.

60
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Maybe you do.

61
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Maybe you think that...

62
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Just gimme a minute.
Gotta let that...

63
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Gotta let that marinate.

64
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Hey, Dary,
what if Gus was gay?

65
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I don't give a fuck
if he's gay.

66
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Dan, what if Gus is gay?

67
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Well, Professor Tricia's...
I withdraw.

68
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See, Wayne, Gus is gay.
What's the big deal?

69
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I already said I don't give
a fuck if he's gay.

70
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Well, that makes me very happy.

71
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Just don't, uh...

72
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Don't go sayin' that
around McMurray.
Why?

73
00:02:40,338 --> 00:02:42,373
McMurray gets weird
about that stuff.

74
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How so?

75
00:02:43,341 --> 00:02:46,277
Like, he's fine with it,
if you're gay...

76
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If you're queer.

77
00:02:49,447 --> 00:02:52,250
Maybe he'd like to get
honey dickin'.

78
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He just, uh, gets kind of weird
talkin' about it, is all.

79
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How does he talk about it?

80
00:02:57,756 --> 00:02:59,257
Well, he'll just get
all uncomfortable, you know.

81
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He'll be like, ahem...

82
00:03:01,492 --> 00:03:05,531
"Uh, you know, if one of them
come up to me and say,
'You're fuckin' cute, bud...'

83
00:03:05,564 --> 00:03:07,232
"From what I said
right from the start

84
00:03:07,265 --> 00:03:09,635
"at the very beginning,
'I ain't one of ya.'"

85
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That is about the best shit
I've heard all day.

86
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Ahem, "If they ever come up
to me and say,
'Fuck, are you cute, bud.'"

87
00:03:16,474 --> 00:03:18,777
"You wanna know what I said
right from the start
at the very beginning?"

88
00:03:18,810 --> 00:03:21,913
"Yeah, uh, I... I love my wife.
And you know, uh..."

89
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Keep it away from me?

90
00:03:23,214 --> 00:03:24,750
"No... not around me."

91
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"Because, I ain't one of ya."

92
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This is fascinating.

93
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You know, Professor Tricia...

94
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You know what, Dan? Enough!

95
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WAYNE: "Ahem, I ain't one of ya.

96
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"No, but, uh,
yous got your street,

97
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yous got your day
and from what I'm told,
yous are here to stay.

98
00:03:39,464 --> 00:03:42,333
"Just keep it away from me,
'cause I ain't one of ya."

99
00:03:42,367 --> 00:03:43,535
L.O.L.

100
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"You know why?
I don't really care, I mean,

101
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"I don't like being told what
to do myself there, either."

102
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"Yous got your street.
Yous got your day."

103
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"Oh, boy, do I love my wife
and, boy, she loves me."

104
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"From what I'm told
yous are here to stay..."

105
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"Not anywhere near me."

106
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"Ahem, I ain't one of ya,
but, uh, you know,
you can think I'm cute,

107
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"but, uh, you know,
you're a good enough guy,

108
00:04:00,586 --> 00:04:04,222
"but, uh, I see we both
like tight T‐shirts, but...

109
00:04:04,255 --> 00:04:06,792
"We can have a beer,
but nothin' else.

110
00:04:06,825 --> 00:04:08,293
'Cause I ain't one of ya."

111
00:04:08,326 --> 00:04:10,829
"Talkin' about, uh...
You know, maybe, maybe
you ever been to 'Pulco?"

112
00:04:10,862 --> 00:04:11,997
"What you never been down 'Cun?"

113
00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:13,464
"Ever been down
to that 'Minican?"

114
00:04:13,498 --> 00:04:14,600
"Ever been down Caico?"

115
00:04:14,633 --> 00:04:16,535
"Gotta go down to Caicos,
you never been to Caicos."

116
00:04:16,568 --> 00:04:17,769
"Plenty of yous
in the Florida Keys."

117
00:04:17,803 --> 00:04:19,505
"Florida Keys,
Florida for me's."

118
00:04:19,538 --> 00:04:20,839
"Plenty of yous down Key West."

119
00:04:20,872 --> 00:04:22,841
"I love the Key West...
Key West is the best."

120
00:04:22,874 --> 00:04:24,342
"Plenty of yous down Miami."

121
00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:27,646
"Oh, hot jimmy‐don‐bobby,
I been down to Miami."

122
00:04:27,679 --> 00:04:29,648
You all right with it
if the dog's gay?

123
00:04:29,681 --> 00:04:32,584
Much told gays
are here to stay. So...

124
00:04:32,618 --> 00:04:36,287
Guess he does always
spring that red rocket
when he's up on your lap.

125
00:04:36,321 --> 00:04:37,889
So that was in the cards.

126
00:04:37,923 --> 00:04:40,291
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

127
00:04:48,366 --> 00:04:49,868
(IMITATES SWIPING)

128
00:04:49,901 --> 00:04:51,269
(MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

129
00:04:51,637 --> 00:04:52,671
Snipes.

130
00:04:52,704 --> 00:04:54,640
Oh... snipers.

131
00:04:54,673 --> 00:04:57,275
Hey, boys, quick row down?
Yeah, quick pow‐wow, boys.

132
00:05:00,979 --> 00:05:04,750
You guys sure you want
your snipers just cruising
in there unattended?

133
00:05:04,783 --> 00:05:06,585
Chest puffer convention
in there, boys.

134
00:05:06,618 --> 00:05:08,754
Dudes walking around
with watermelons under each arm.

135
00:05:08,787 --> 00:05:09,988
Nothin' to worry about there.

136
00:05:10,021 --> 00:05:12,023
Uh, no reason not to trust her
'til she gives you one, boy.

137
00:05:12,057 --> 00:05:13,925
Wow, that's
a mature approach, boys.

138
00:05:13,959 --> 00:05:16,027
Thinking the game far
beyond your years, boys.

139
00:05:16,061 --> 00:05:17,529
You guys comin'
to bush party tonight?

140
00:05:17,563 --> 00:05:18,797
You bet.
You?

141
00:05:18,830 --> 00:05:20,566
The bush party
we're hosting?

142
00:05:20,599 --> 00:05:21,733
Yeah.

143
00:05:23,735 --> 00:05:24,836
Perhaps.

144
00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:26,938
Mmm... boys.
Boys!

145
00:05:26,972 --> 00:05:28,940
We got a bet going
with Ronsy and Daxy...

146
00:05:28,974 --> 00:05:30,441
Who can tally
the most take downs.

147
00:05:30,475 --> 00:05:32,043
That's a mature approach, boys.

148
00:05:32,077 --> 00:05:33,378
Thinking the game
far beyond your years, boys.

149
00:05:33,411 --> 00:05:36,915
Mmm. All the college
and uni tail home
for the summer, boys.

150
00:05:36,948 --> 00:05:39,918
Gotta get it while the getting's
goodest and the goods
about to get got, get it?

151
00:05:39,951 --> 00:05:41,086
Got it.
Good.

152
00:05:41,119 --> 00:05:41,987
More to that.

153
00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:43,354
The college and uni kids
that are home

154
00:05:43,388 --> 00:05:45,757
that have taken
their fightin' skills
to the city for a year,

155
00:05:45,791 --> 00:05:46,992
they're thinkin'
they're tougher than nails.

156
00:05:47,025 --> 00:05:48,059
More to that.

157
00:05:48,093 --> 00:05:49,327
There's a chest puffer in there

158
00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,462
beaking about being
the toughest guy
in his college town.

159
00:05:51,496 --> 00:05:52,931
And I think you know
what that means.

160
00:05:52,964 --> 00:05:54,399
Well, are you gonna tell me?

161
00:05:54,432 --> 00:05:56,668
Well, if he's sayin' that
he's the toughest guy
in his college town,

162
00:05:56,702 --> 00:05:58,637
college towns are bigger
than our town

163
00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:01,507
and that would also make him
the toughest guy in...

164
00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:03,975
BOTH: The toughest guy
in Letterkenny.
(FARTS)

165
00:06:04,009 --> 00:06:06,545
Who's the toughest guy
in Letterkenny?
Here we go now.

166
00:06:06,578 --> 00:06:07,779
Just givin' you a heads up.

167
00:06:07,813 --> 00:06:08,680
More to that.

168
00:06:08,714 --> 00:06:09,848
Suckers are fair game
at a bush party.

169
00:06:09,881 --> 00:06:12,350
Yeah, like, if you see a dude
giving me the stink eye,

170
00:06:12,383 --> 00:06:13,552
best just walk over there
and sucker him.

171
00:06:13,585 --> 00:06:15,687
Yeah, because he's likely
thinking about suckering you.

172
00:06:15,721 --> 00:06:16,722
Now you
don't wanna get suckered.

173
00:06:16,755 --> 00:06:18,489
Yeah, we know the rules
at a bush party, boys.

174
00:06:18,524 --> 00:06:20,358
All about the W's
at a bush party, boys.

175
00:06:20,391 --> 00:06:22,828
They don't ask how,
they ask how many
at a bush party.

176
00:06:22,861 --> 00:06:25,531
Some chest puffer in there
saying he's the toughest guy
in Letterkenny.

177
00:06:25,564 --> 00:06:26,965
How'd that work out
for you, JB?

178
00:06:26,998 --> 00:06:28,567
One's the loneliest number, bud.

179
00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,468
Yeah, well,
second place is first loser.

180
00:06:30,502 --> 00:06:32,704
Lotta chin waggin' going on
in there, eh?
Yous ready?

181
00:06:32,738 --> 00:06:34,640
You tellin' me
I don't look it?

182
00:06:34,673 --> 00:06:36,675
Heads on a swivel, boys.
Use your peripherals.

183
00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:37,576
Who the fuck are you?

184
00:06:37,609 --> 00:06:40,011
Him or me, boys.
Only rule of suckers.

185
00:06:40,045 --> 00:06:41,112
Here we go now!

186
00:06:46,752 --> 00:06:48,119
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

187
00:06:48,153 --> 00:06:50,722
Holy shit, you just hop off
a horse or were ya
fucked up the ass?

188
00:06:50,756 --> 00:06:52,658
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
Tough carrying around those
watermelons all day, pheasant?

189
00:06:52,691 --> 00:06:54,926
Enjoy the water weight
'til your creatine
runs out, bud.

190
00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,062
You're gonna look like someone
stuck a fuckin' pin in ya.

191
00:06:57,095 --> 00:06:58,697
Breathe, pilon.

192
00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:00,065
You're gonna get
fuckin' hemorrhoids.

193
00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:03,168
Way to hustle, bro.

194
00:07:03,201 --> 00:07:06,471
SHORESY: Fuck, you could cut
the sexual tension
over there with a knife.

195
00:07:06,505 --> 00:07:07,873
Give your balls a tug,
tit fucker.

196
00:07:07,906 --> 00:07:10,108
Fuck you, Shoresy.
Put a shirt on.

197
00:07:10,141 --> 00:07:11,242
SHORESY: Fuck you, Reilly.

198
00:07:11,276 --> 00:07:13,812
Go scoop it
off your mom's bedroom floor
for me.

199
00:07:13,845 --> 00:07:15,781
She gives my nipples
butterfly kisses.

200
00:07:15,814 --> 00:07:17,482
Fuck you, Shoresy.

201
00:07:17,516 --> 00:07:19,117
SHORESY: Fuck you, Jonesy.

202
00:07:19,150 --> 00:07:22,621
Your mom shot cum straight
across the room and killed
my Siamese Fighting Fish.

203
00:07:22,654 --> 00:07:25,056
Threw off the pH levels
in my aquarium,
you piece of shit.

204
00:07:25,090 --> 00:07:27,526
Fuck you, Shoresy.
Do you hear yourself?

205
00:07:27,559 --> 00:07:28,426
Fuck you, Reilly.

206
00:07:28,459 --> 00:07:29,728
Should have heard
your mom last night,

207
00:07:29,761 --> 00:07:32,931
she sounded like
a window closing
on a Tonkinese cat's tail.

208
00:07:32,964 --> 00:07:36,167
Sounded like, "Ah..."

209
00:07:36,201 --> 00:07:37,669
Fuck you, Shoresy.

210
00:07:37,703 --> 00:07:38,804
Fuck you, Jonesy.

211
00:07:38,837 --> 00:07:40,071
Should have heard
your mom last night.

212
00:07:40,105 --> 00:07:43,074
She sounded like my great‐aunt
when I pull a surprise visit.

213
00:07:43,108 --> 00:07:45,944
She was like, "Oh..."

214
00:07:45,977 --> 00:07:47,613
Fuck you, Shoresy.

215
00:07:47,646 --> 00:07:49,080
Fuck you, Reilly.

216
00:07:49,114 --> 00:07:52,150
Your mom sneaky gushed so hard,
she bucked me off the waterbed
last night.

217
00:07:52,183 --> 00:07:55,153
Don't tell her I was thinking
about Jonesy's mom
the entire time!

218
00:07:55,186 --> 00:07:56,588
Fuck you, Shoresy.

219
00:07:56,622 --> 00:07:58,089
Fuck you, Jonesy.

220
00:07:58,123 --> 00:08:01,793
Your mom ugly cried
'cause she left the lens cap
on the camcorder last night.

221
00:08:01,827 --> 00:08:03,562
It's fuckin' amateur hour
over there! (FARTS)

222
00:08:03,595 --> 00:08:05,597
BOTH: Fuck you, Shoresy!

223
00:08:11,002 --> 00:08:12,604
That's it, Roaldy.

224
00:08:12,638 --> 00:08:14,840
Just enough to turn it green.

225
00:08:14,873 --> 00:08:17,709
I never thought I'd be able
to put a wholesome spin
on drug dealing,

226
00:08:17,743 --> 00:08:18,744
but here we are.

227
00:08:18,777 --> 00:08:21,813
GHB is the best party drug
when used properly.

228
00:08:21,847 --> 00:08:22,714
What's it like?

229
00:08:22,748 --> 00:08:25,050
It's like the chattiness
of good blow,

230
00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:26,718
with the euphoric high
of good M.

231
00:08:26,752 --> 00:08:28,019
No way!

232
00:08:28,053 --> 00:08:30,856
And half the come down.
No way.

233
00:08:30,889 --> 00:08:32,023
And you keep your appetite.

234
00:08:32,057 --> 00:08:33,158
Dee‐lish.

235
00:08:33,191 --> 00:08:35,160
Kinda just flail.

236
00:08:35,193 --> 00:08:36,361
Ho‐lee.

237
00:08:36,394 --> 00:08:40,632
But when used improperly,
it's the date rape drug.
Ew.

238
00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:42,500
That's why we put
green dye in it.

239
00:08:42,534 --> 00:08:44,770
In case some
financial district chauch

240
00:08:44,803 --> 00:08:48,239
with contentious intentions
tries to slip it
into some girl's drink...

241
00:08:48,974 --> 00:08:50,041
...she'll know.

242
00:08:50,075 --> 00:08:51,977
I'd sure like to try it.

243
00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:54,980
I like sober Roald.
I like sober Gae.

244
00:08:55,013 --> 00:08:56,782
STEWART: Gae...

245
00:08:56,815 --> 00:08:59,050
Can't feel my legs...

246
00:08:59,084 --> 00:09:01,687
Not as much
as I like sober Stewart.

247
00:09:02,921 --> 00:09:04,723
We'll go to the club
at midnight.

248
00:09:04,756 --> 00:09:05,991
ROALD:
Sure thing, partner.

249
00:09:06,024 --> 00:09:08,527
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

250
00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:10,529
Make that 12:30.

251
00:09:13,832 --> 00:09:16,001
(MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

252
00:09:19,938 --> 00:09:21,172
Nope.

253
00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:22,508
And you better not
be the ones

254
00:09:22,541 --> 00:09:24,843
who have been crop‐dusting
this place
for the past half hour.

255
00:09:24,876 --> 00:09:26,044
It's fuckin' gross.

256
00:09:27,145 --> 00:09:28,780
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

257
00:09:28,814 --> 00:09:29,848
What are you doing?

258
00:09:29,881 --> 00:09:31,883
I don't know,
straw bales and barley.

259
00:09:33,018 --> 00:09:34,553
Just between us girls?

260
00:09:34,586 --> 00:09:36,822
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)

261
00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:40,659
I'm a little concerned
about my electrolytes.

262
00:09:40,692 --> 00:09:41,893
Feels like they're
a little bit depleted.

263
00:09:44,696 --> 00:09:46,197
You gotta stay hydrated.

264
00:09:58,877 --> 00:10:01,847
Look, if your pee isn't clear,
you're not hydrated.

265
00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,481
Just gotta approach this thing
like a marathon runner.

266
00:10:03,515 --> 00:10:06,885
Throwin' so much hip in this
sort of weather's a great way
to get heat stroke.

267
00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:08,620
Ever had heat stroke?
No.

268
00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,556
You don't want it.

269
00:10:27,639 --> 00:10:29,207
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

270
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,109
I'm actually surprised
to see you out here doing this.

271
00:10:31,142 --> 00:10:33,044
Suppose you gotta find time
for other things, though.

272
00:10:33,078 --> 00:10:34,312
The day'll get away on ya.

273
00:10:44,055 --> 00:10:47,726
You know, I don't mean to bring
this up to your back door
like this or anything...

274
00:10:47,759 --> 00:10:50,028
No, no.
If a friend asks for help,
you help him.

275
00:10:50,061 --> 00:10:51,096
I'm not complaining.

276
00:10:51,129 --> 00:10:52,397
I know you better than that.

277
00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:54,733
Just... just between us girls?

278
00:10:55,801 --> 00:10:57,135
Just between us girls.

279
00:10:57,168 --> 00:10:58,203
(IN ENGLISH) Girl talk.

280
00:10:58,236 --> 00:11:00,639
Girl talk.

281
00:11:00,672 --> 00:11:03,308
SHORESY: Whoever did that,
that's fuckin' Timbits hockey.

282
00:11:03,341 --> 00:11:05,744
That's Saturday morning
tyke skills camp.

283
00:11:05,777 --> 00:11:08,213
Hey, nice butt... Let's get
some fuckin' bubble tea!

284
00:11:09,447 --> 00:11:11,717
(PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)

285
00:11:17,255 --> 00:11:19,290
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

286
00:11:23,995 --> 00:11:26,364
Hey! We said
watch our drinks.

287
00:11:26,397 --> 00:11:27,432
BOTH: Fuckin' idiot!

288
00:11:27,465 --> 00:11:29,300
I did!
No, you didn't. Look!

289
00:11:29,334 --> 00:11:30,401
Why are they green?

290
00:11:30,435 --> 00:11:31,803
Because someone put G in them.

291
00:11:31,837 --> 00:11:33,338
G's not green.
BIANCA: Yes, it is!

292
00:11:33,371 --> 00:11:35,440
DEALER: No, it isn't.
ALY: Yes, it is.

293
00:11:35,473 --> 00:11:37,408
And you shouldn't sell
that stuff anymore.
It's not safe.

294
00:11:37,442 --> 00:11:39,778
It's not supposed
to be safe. It's drugs.

295
00:11:39,811 --> 00:11:42,313
It doesn't matter anyway.
No one will buy it
from you that way.

296
00:11:42,347 --> 00:11:43,782
Let's go find who's selling
the green stuff.

297
00:11:43,815 --> 00:11:45,216
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What?

298
00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:46,251
Somebody else
is selling in here?

299
00:11:46,284 --> 00:11:49,387
Yeah. And keeping us safe.
Some vigilante shit.

300
00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:52,858
And when a girl asks you
to watch her drink,
watch her fuckin' drink.

301
00:11:52,891 --> 00:11:54,125
BOTH: Fucking idiot!

302
00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:58,263
(DUBSTEP MUSIC PLAYING)

303
00:11:59,297 --> 00:12:00,298
(GRUMBLES)

304
00:12:01,132 --> 00:12:02,367
(PHONE RINGS)

305
00:12:03,334 --> 00:12:05,070
'Lo...

306
00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:07,005
Of course I'll be there,
it's on the property...

307
00:12:08,039 --> 00:12:09,040
'Kay.

308
00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:15,080
Chest puffer's coming.

309
00:12:22,988 --> 00:12:24,255
Ch‐ch.

310
00:12:31,096 --> 00:12:35,100
(INAUDIBLE)

311
00:12:44,543 --> 00:12:47,979
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

312
00:14:05,891 --> 00:14:07,859
What... what's going on there?

313
00:14:07,893 --> 00:14:10,128
Take downs,
by the looks of it.

314
00:14:10,161 --> 00:14:12,197
No. With the Amish girls.

315
00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:14,365
No, they're not Amish.
They're Mennonite.

316
00:14:14,399 --> 00:14:15,567
What's the difference?

317
00:14:15,601 --> 00:14:18,436
Mennonites can use
cars and electricity.
Amish can't.

318
00:14:18,469 --> 00:14:19,605
Menno‐nappers.

319
00:14:19,638 --> 00:14:20,872
Menno‐night riders.

320
00:14:20,906 --> 00:14:21,973
Shmelly's.

321
00:14:22,007 --> 00:14:24,242
They're in this period
of their lives called Rumspringa

322
00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:26,612
where they can just carry on
like the rest of us for a while.

323
00:14:26,645 --> 00:14:28,046
Call us the English.

324
00:14:28,079 --> 00:14:29,948
Yeah.
We're in the English world.

325
00:14:29,981 --> 00:14:31,583
We've been called worse.

326
00:14:31,617 --> 00:14:34,986
They can co to parties and be
shit heads without any
consequence from their parents.

327
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:37,956
They can still go home
and have a bed to sleep
in no matter what.

328
00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:39,758
Why just let them
go be shit heads?

329
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:43,328
Well, it's to help them decide
whether or not they want to stay
in the English world permanently

330
00:14:43,361 --> 00:14:46,131
or go back
to the Mennonite world
and be with their families.

331
00:14:46,164 --> 00:14:47,298
What's in the Mennonite world?

332
00:14:47,332 --> 00:14:48,600
Whole lotta chorin'.

333
00:14:48,634 --> 00:14:50,235
Great pride in community.

334
00:14:50,268 --> 00:14:53,505
Generations and generations
of inbreedings.

335
00:14:53,539 --> 00:14:55,240
How many stay
in the English world?

336
00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:56,307
Few.

337
00:14:56,341 --> 00:14:57,342
But some do?

338
00:14:58,276 --> 00:14:59,277
KATY: Yep...

339
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,148
Some do.

340
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,122
(PARTY MUSIC PLAYING)

341
00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:15,460
Roald!
Stewart!

342
00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:17,328
Has our modus operandi
escaped you?

343
00:15:17,362 --> 00:15:19,064
Stewart?
Our M. O.!

344
00:15:19,097 --> 00:15:20,098
Fuck emo.

345
00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:22,100
Inconspicuous!

346
00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,636
I'm to spit in this?
Veil your transactions.

347
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:25,837
I'm down for trans action.

348
00:15:25,871 --> 00:15:30,642
Keep your dealings disclosed,
lest we be made manifest.

349
00:15:30,676 --> 00:15:32,077
Are you guys sellin'
the green G?

350
00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:33,679
That's us!
Shh!

351
00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:36,247
Pleasure.
This is some vigilante shit.

352
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:40,451
Grazie.

353
00:16:00,071 --> 00:16:01,072
Wayne!

354
00:16:03,609 --> 00:16:05,644
Who the fuck are you?

355
00:16:05,677 --> 00:16:07,378
I'm the toughest guy
in Letterkenny.

356
00:16:10,281 --> 00:16:11,316
Ch‐ch.

357
00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:12,518
Have an eye for suckers.

358
00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:13,552
We got 'em.

359
00:16:20,626 --> 00:16:23,394
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

360
00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:10,702
(INAUDIBLE)