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Your friend Dary said he can beat up

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your friend Dan the other day.

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You're dreaming, bud.

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Am not. Are, too.

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You're Joseph  and the Amazing
Technicolor Dreamcoat, bud.

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All I'm saying is,      if it came down to it
and I hope it wouldn't...

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Well, see you're soft on it already, Dary.

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I could beat Dan in a fight.

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You're mixing a Hardy, bud.

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Am not. Are, too.

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You're down there mixing a Tom Hardy.

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Oh, I would smash that dude

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like a Terry's Chocolate Orange.

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Same.  How's your beers?

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I'll have a beer.

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Must be nice,  you can pick up some extra shifts here

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while Gail's down      at her South American
Single's Resort, huh, Bonnie?

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You wanna know what? lf two of my bars burnt down

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I'd be fucking off, too.

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I'm envious of that old goat.

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It's light lifting.

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This place could run  off honor system if it had to.

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Okay,  Katy and Bonnie,

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who do you think would win a fight, me or Dan?

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Dan.

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Why don't you two just arm wrestle

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and get       to the bottom of it. No.

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Why not?

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Well, because arm wrestling
is not a legitimate barometer for strength,

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and certainly not toughness.

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You're either born       a good arm wrestler or you're not.

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Youse could leg wrestle.

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No. Why not?

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Well, because if they're
on the floor rubbing their legs together,

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they've both lost.

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How are we gonna sort this out? Oh,
youse could have to fight.

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No. Sure.

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See, you're a good friend, Dan.

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How is Dan a good friend in all of this?

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Well, Dan sees you're quite upset about this.

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He's willing to put his beer down,

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come over there   and beat the shit out of you
so that you're over it.

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Tyson, who would win in a fight between Dan and Dary?

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Dary. Yes.

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Why? Longer reach, quicker on his feet.

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Not above a nut shot or a hair pull.

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Joint Boy? Squirrelly Dan.

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Why? 'Cause he's Squirrelly.

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Who do youse think       would win in a fight between you two?

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Me.

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You?

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Me.

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See, now there's a good friend.

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Fifteen-four and I'd hoped for more.

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Fifteen-two, that's where it's new.

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Zeros, which is  also knowns as a 19's hand,

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'cause a 19's hand is impossibles to get

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in the games of Cribbage.

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* Do, re, mi

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* Nineteen go fuck yourself *

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Fuck, she's really cooled down out there.

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Are you boys  down to pay 10 Neil deGrasse Tysons?

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Where has Katy been all day?

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Dude, you fucking mind?

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What are you sleep walkings,     Daryl?

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In the words of legendary Canadian singer-songwriter.

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Alanis Morissette, "You oughta know."

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In the words of legendary Canadian songwriter.

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Greg Keelor of Blue Rodeo, "It hasn't hit me yet."

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In the words of Jim Cuddy,
also of iconic Canadian rock band Blue Rodeo,

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"Try."

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In the words     of Grammy award-winning
Canadian singer-songwriter.

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Sarah McLachlan, "You're building a mystery."

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In the words of genre-bending

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Canadian-Indie rock band Arcade Fire,

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"Wake up."

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In the words of multi-international

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award-winning songstress Celine Dion,

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"It's all coming  back to me now. "      And?

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In the words of Canadian popstar

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and heartthrob Justin Beiber,

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"Is it too late now to say sorry?"      And?

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In the words of multi-Juno award-winning.

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Canadian singer-songwriter Bryan Adams,

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"Please forgive me."

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Good people makes mistakes, Daryl.

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How do you forget      about the Letterkenny Adult Spelling Bee,

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and how much it means to Katy?

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You call yourself a friend. Now wait.

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You're right, Dan.

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I'm sorry, Dary.

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It's okay, good buddy.

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It's just that I, uh...

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wish I could take  some of her pain from last year,

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put it on myself, you know.

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We alls dos, good buddies.

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I mean, she really had it all.

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Champion Letterkenny
Adult Spelling Bee nine years running.

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She was just a girl  when she won her first Bee.

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God damn it, she was  just a girl. Then came Stewart.

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We do not says that names in this house, Dary.

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That fuck oughta spell with someone his own size.

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He's been spelling   out of his own weight class for years now.

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Like, she forgot a silent E.

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Completely out of character for her.

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Do you wanna know what? That silent E may follow

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her around for the rest of her life.

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She's worns it like a shit stain ever since.

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That fuck thinks that he can just

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walk around town spelling like that?

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We all know that types of spelling's

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gonna catch up to him one days.

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It has to. Okay, you wanna spell, bud?

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Wanna walk around town spelling like that, okay?

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I'll spell with you any day of the week

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and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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Who's doing all the hollering down there?

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She's tryings to studies, Waynes.

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Like, it's clear what needs to be done here.

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Wanna make a pact?       Of course ,
we makes a pacts, Dary.

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I'm surprised we're not making a pact right now.

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We works around the clocks to helps her get her spellings

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ups to hers potential.

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We don't sleep.

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Keep her focused. Keep her inspired.

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Keep her hydrated.

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We're coming in.

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So cover up.

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Okay, girls.

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Girls? That's what I said.

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Who you calling girls?

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Oh.  No, we mean women.

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Yes, that is my bad.

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I am sorry. lt is an old habit.

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See, we call the men       on our team "Boys.
"  So I just...

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It's completely inappropriate.

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Okay.       Mary-Anne over there is not a girl.

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When's the last time      you saw a girl's tits sag so low,

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she could tuck 'em into her joggers?

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You're right, Betty-Anne.

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To call us girls is wildly inappropriate.

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Look at you.

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When's the last time you saw a girl

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with enough pubic hair to lose her keys in?

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Along with the buoyant Canadian Tire key chain?

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Okay, okay, okay. That's enough, uh...

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Ladies. Yes, ladies.

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I'm even more offended    by that.

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Tell me how Mary-Anne's a lady?

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Her Jill-strap's got more skid marks

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than a runaway truck       laying on a coastal mountain highway.

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Yes, I'm afraid  you guys missed the mark again.

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Betty-Anne's no lady.

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She picks and flicks more boogers

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than a restless       Dutch eight-year-old with Asperger.

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Well-done, Mary-Anne.

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You're unpredictably articulate

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for a girl who waves goodbye to her pee
when she flushes the toilet.

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You wanna talk       about unpredictable, Betty-Anne?

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Who would have thought      the girl who ingested mosquito eggs

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after drinking out of mud puddles

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would ever almost  be accepted to community college.

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Reilly, Jonesy, get out here.

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Okay.

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It's getting pretty cold out there, eh?

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Down to almost ten Degrassi Junior Highs.

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You guys bring your coats?

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I'm just kidding. I don't give a fuck.

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I'm used to you two embarrassing me.

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I go to bed at night, fucking embarrassing.

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I get up in the morning, fucking embarrassing.

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The only time you two have ever humiliated me

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is when you started spelling.

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Now please, tell me. You put in the work this year.

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We always put in the work, coach.

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We never wanna  let you down or the boys.

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But we've been upfront about being

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dog-shit spellers from get go, so...

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We're trying our best, but we're Math guys,     Coach.

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Don't fucking bullshit me.

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Okay, if it were a Chelling Bee.., I mean...

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Dog-shit spellers. Unreal chellers.

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You two, focus!

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I have money on this, all right?

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And for me to get that money, I've done a little...

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tinkering behind the scenes.

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Oh, yes.

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I think you two  are going to do quite well this year.

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Hey, Katy,      I made you a smoothie. lt's on the counter.

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What's in it?

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Half an avocado, half a banana,

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half a cup of blueberries,

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a scoop of vanilla-whey protein powder,

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half a cup of water, 13 almonds.

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Hope you're not triskaidekaphobic.

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That's the fear of the number 13.

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You can spell that, right?

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It's one of the most commonly
used words in spelling bees, everybody can.

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You staying hydrated?

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What are you doing?

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Who me? Sudoku.

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Didn't you not know
that doing number puzzles and games increases

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the neuroplasticity within the brain

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and helps it reorganize itself.

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Did you wanna do one?

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No.

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Dan, why are you lifting weights?

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Who's? Mes?

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Didn't you nots knows that exercisings

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allows your brains     to takes on the proteins called BDNF,

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which helps with focus, concentrations and memories?

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Here's, I gots ones for youse, too.

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No.

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What?

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You play guitar now?

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Who me? Of course, I do.

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Didn't you not know that playing an instrument

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strengthens the corpus callosum

219
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that links hemispheres in your brain

220
00:08:33,441 --> 00:08:35,945
by creating new connections?

221
00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:37,320
Do you wanna know what a G chord sounds like, Katy?

222
00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:42,920
Super.

223
00:08:42,955 --> 00:08:45,555
Katy?

224
00:08:45,590 --> 00:08:46,390
I'm more than a little bit concerned

225
00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:47,342
you're the only one around here not looking

226
00:08:47,377 --> 00:08:48,790
to create new neural pathways in the brain.

227
00:08:48,825 --> 00:08:50,895
I'm just gonna get a beer.

228
00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:52,235
No! What?

229
00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:53,335
Oh, those alcohols doesn't kill brain cells

230
00:08:53,370 --> 00:08:55,220
like some peoples thinks, it does damages them.

231
00:08:55,255 --> 00:08:58,670
This is about the spelling bee, isn't it?

232
00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:06,150
Yeah, see, it's just that I, uh...

233
00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:12,290
Sat and watched you spell
your little heart out last year, and then...

234
00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:14,955
And Stewart come up and spell-bull, ya.

235
00:09:14,990 --> 00:09:18,125
We don't say that name in this house!

236
00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,255
I just sat there  and watched it. I just sat there.

237
00:09:20,290 --> 00:09:22,960
I don't know if I'm ever
gonna be able to forgive myself for that.

238
00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:25,630
Guys...

239
00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:27,995
I'm ready.

240
00:09:28,030 --> 00:09:30,700
Okay, I just...  I need youse to believe in me.

241
00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:33,875
'Course we believe in you, Miss Katy.

242
00:09:33,910 --> 00:09:35,780
To have my back. Of course ,
we have   your back.

243
00:09:35,815 --> 00:09:36,597
Well, of course, we'll keep you hydrated.

244
00:09:36,632 --> 00:09:39,780
Oh, I'll be plenty hydrated while I'm drinking champagne

245
00:09:39,815 --> 00:09:41,910
out of my tenth title trophy.

246
00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:45,085
So help me God.

247
00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:47,250
You are the champ.

248
00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:49,390
Walk it

249
00:09:49,425 --> 00:09:50,877
and talk it.

250
00:09:50,912 --> 00:09:53,660
Be it.

251
00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:56,325
Stewart, the bikes are outside.

252
00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,965
Let's do this. But grab a sweater.

253
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,130
It's cooled down. Down to about ten Degrassis

254
00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:03,000
always greener on the other side.

255
00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:04,070
Are you ready?

256
00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:05,805
Spell me in.

257
00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:12,080
Stewart, I was wondering
if I could double the champ  on his bike.

258
00:10:12,115 --> 00:10:13,115
Actually, I was hoping.

259
00:10:13,150 --> 00:10:15,820
I could double the champ to the spelling bee.

260
00:10:15,855 --> 00:10:16,502
I'm doubling the champ.

261
00:10:16,537 --> 00:10:19,290
No, I'm doubling the champ.

262
00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:21,655
Okay, guys.

263
00:10:21,690 --> 00:10:24,126
You guys can double   the champ to the spelling bee,

264
00:10:24,161 --> 00:10:27,290
but we get       to double the champ after he wins tonight.

265
00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:32,100
Wondrous.

266
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,805
Break it down for me.

267
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,405
Stewart's your biggest threat that we know.

268
00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,140
We've got intel     that he's been training
with some Dark Web spellers,

269
00:10:40,175 --> 00:10:41,970
and I can tell you what words they've
been using to spell with,

270
00:10:42,005 --> 00:10:43,840
but I don't think you wanna know.

271
00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,405
I don't.  Next.

272
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,310
Joint Boy is actually
a pretty good spellers when he's stoned,

273
00:10:47,345 --> 00:10:48,345
so keep your eyes open,

274
00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:50,520
'cause theirs are gonna be damns near sealed shut.

275
00:10:50,555 --> 00:10:52,085
Always.  Next.

276
00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,287
Reilly and Jonesy      can't spell for shit.
They're fucking idiots.

277
00:10:54,322 --> 00:10:57,190
Okay.       But McMurray's been known for spelling dirty.

278
00:10:57,225 --> 00:10:58,520
I need you to watch your back.

279
00:10:58,555 --> 00:10:59,825
McMurray's a piece of shit.

280
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,990
Now you knows       we believes in you, Miss Katys.

281
00:11:02,025 --> 00:11:03,295
And we've always got your back.

282
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,200
And we're gonna keep you hydrated.
Don't worry about that.

283
00:11:05,235 --> 00:11:07,035
And we appreciates that you spells mean...

284
00:11:07,070 --> 00:11:10,000
but we thinks      you can spells meaner.

285
00:11:10,035 --> 00:11:11,222
We want you to show some teeth.

286
00:11:11,257 --> 00:11:13,470
So to helps you with that,

287
00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:15,610
we gots you this.

288
00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:33,255
Getting cold out there, eh?

289
00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:35,690
It's down to about ten degrees Witherspoons.

290
00:12:35,725 --> 00:12:36,725
Got the money?

291
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,095
As discussed, my money's on the girl.

292
00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:39,445
Two hundred on Joint Boy.

293
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,830
Two hundred on Jonesy and Reilly.

294
00:12:41,865 --> 00:12:42,865
Nice.

295
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:45,300
I'll put the pot where it's safe.

296
00:12:45,335 --> 00:12:46,100
Same.

297
00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:48,195
Winner takes all?

298
00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:49,840
Winner takes all. Duh.

299
00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,665
Good.

300
00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,570
I'm looking forward to that.

301
00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:13,555
Welcome to the Letterkenny Adult Spelling Bee,

302
00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:14,260
* A, B, C Now look at my D,

303
00:13:14,295 --> 00:13:15,012
* And E, F, G N, L, M, N, O, P.

304
00:13:15,047 --> 00:13:16,188
* Q, R, S Talking T, U, V

305
00:13:16,223 --> 00:13:20,530
* Come on, Letterkenny, it's a Spelling Bee *

306
00:13:20,565 --> 00:13:22,095
Coolin' down out there, folks.

307
00:13:22,130 --> 00:13:24,540
Down to about 10   deg-Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

308
00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:25,565
Anywho...

309
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,670
Based on length of past spelling bees,

310
00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:28,157
coupled with speller proficiency,

311
00:13:28,192 --> 00:13:32,010
this year's bee will be single knockout.

312
00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:35,345
Sudden death overtime begins right now.

313
00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:38,150
Could I use the toilet?

314
00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:41,090
I don't know. Can you?

315
00:13:41,890 --> 00:13:43,760
May I use the toilet?

316
00:13:43,795 --> 00:13:44,820
Yes, you may.

317
00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:48,695
Katy, the first word is yours.

318
00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:55,900
Shut up!

319
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,865
Shut your fucking mouth!

320
00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,205
You think this is the PGA?

321
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:02,170
You can just  hoop and holler whenever you want?

322
00:14:02,205 --> 00:14:03,745
Ba-ba fucking booey?

323
00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:04,980
We respect our athletes here,

324
00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:06,532
so sit down, shut up,

325
00:14:06,567 --> 00:14:10,180
and enjoy some fucking adult spelling.

326
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:16,590
Katy, your word is "Farceur".

327
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:18,955
Farceur.

328
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,125
Can I get a definition, please?

329
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:25,400
A writer or actor of satire.

330
00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:26,217
Farceur.

331
00:14:26,252 --> 00:14:27,291
Hence, farce.

332
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,363
Farceur.

333
00:14:28,398 --> 00:14:32,835
F-A-R-C-E-U-R.

334
00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:34,470
Farceur. Correct.

335
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,145
They should be able to clap

336
00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:40,845
if she gets one right, Squirrelly Dan.

337
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,317
Yeah, like that's  what we've done in the past.

338
00:14:43,352 --> 00:14:44,650
Yeah, but looks  at what happens last years.

339
00:14:44,685 --> 00:14:46,490
Yeah, but she's used     to getting cheered for, right?

340
00:14:46,525 --> 00:14:47,515
We don't want her to get inside

341
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:48,620
of her own head  if no one cheers for her.

342
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,220
It's the last thing we fucking want.

343
00:14:50,255 --> 00:14:51,290
It's too risky, Dan.

344
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,695
Okay, I'm sorry for my outburst earlier.

345
00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:59,030
I came at you with a lot of anger

346
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,335
and that was unnecessary.

347
00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:01,835
You can cheer if someone gets a word right,

348
00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:05,665
but its starts and ends there.

349
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:08,370
I don't wanna hear a fucking fart out of any of you

350
00:15:08,405 --> 00:15:09,675
if someone gets a word wrong.

351
00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:11,845
As sure as grandma's got gout, if I hear one fucking heckle,

352
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,865
I will staple your tongue to your taint,

353
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:17,720
so you can watch me kick your ass.

354
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,790
Jimmy, why don'ts you repeat the last thing you said there?

355
00:15:22,825 --> 00:15:23,888
"Correct."

356
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,270
Stewart, the next word is yours.

357
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:39,340
Goddamn, it makes me hot when a man can spell.

358
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:40,957
I do love a good tongue.

359
00:15:40,992 --> 00:15:43,880
Reilly and Jonesy can't spell for shit.

360
00:15:43,915 --> 00:15:45,175
Fucking idiots.

361
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,880
Stewart, your word is "Disparate".

362
00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:49,445
Disparate.

363
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,385
Distinct in quality and character.

364
00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:54,290
How appropriate.

365
00:15:54,325 --> 00:15:55,107
Disparate.

366
00:15:55,142 --> 00:15:56,451
D-I-S

367
00:15:56,486 --> 00:16:03,065
P-A-R-A-T-E.

368
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,960
Disparate. Correct.

369
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:06,830
Spell my name, Stewart. Spell it.

370
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:09,465
What else can you do with that tongue?

371
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,640
Reilly and Jonesy can't spell for shit.

372
00:16:11,675 --> 00:16:13,205
Fucking idiots.

373
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,305
And with that, Reilly and Jonesy,

374
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,440
the next word is yours.

375
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,815
Reilly, Jonesy...

376
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:26,850
Your word is... "Hockey".

377
00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:30,060
Uh, this is the...  Okay.

378
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,425
Hockey.

379
00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:34,860
Can I hear the word used in a sentence, please?

380
00:16:34,895 --> 00:16:37,225
Uh, okay. The Letterkenny lrish

381
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,670
are a Senior A whale shit hockey team

382
00:16:39,705 --> 00:16:41,000
that recently folded.

383
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,870
Hockey.

384
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:45,270
H...

385
00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:48,470
O...

386
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,680
K...

387
00:16:51,715 --> 00:16:54,350
C...  C...

388
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:59,150
K...  E...

389
00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:01,785
Y...

390
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,655
Y? Yeah.  Y.

391
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,985
Are you finished?

392
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,395
Yes. Correct.

393
00:17:07,430 --> 00:17:08,760
Yeah.

394
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,325
Fucking idiots.

395
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,430
Thanks.

396
00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:17,840
Joint Boy, the next word  is yours.

397
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:18,640
Joint Boy?

398
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,310
Joint Boy!

399
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:30,920
I suppose it is his name.

400
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,555
Joint Boy...

401
00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:36,260
Your word is "Ensconce".

402
00:17:36,295 --> 00:17:37,825
Ensconce.

403
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:40,790
Got a fuck load       of joints ensconced in this fanny pack.

404
00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:42,012
Ensconce.

405
00:17:42,047 --> 00:17:45,565
E-N-S-C-O-N-C-E.

406
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,200
Ensconce. Correct.

407
00:17:47,235 --> 00:17:47,882
Yes!

408
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,375
Can I use the toilet again?

409
00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:57,340
Can you cancan? Can you do the cancan?

410
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:00,680
Good thing it's not the Grammar Bee.

411
00:18:00,715 --> 00:18:04,820
McMurray, the next word is yours.

412
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:11,985
Wayne! How'r ya now? Not t'bad.   And you? Uh huh.

413
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:15,490
McMurray, your word is "Confrere".

414
00:18:15,525 --> 00:18:16,442
Confrere.

415
00:18:16,477 --> 00:18:18,665
Definition, please.

416
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,830
A colleague or comrade.

417
00:18:20,865 --> 00:18:22,665
Confrere.

418
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:26,170
With confreres like this who needs enemies.

419
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,005
Okay, "Confrere".

420
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:32,850
C-O-N-F-R-A-R-E. Confrere.

421
00:18:32,885 --> 00:18:33,932
Uh, I'm sorry, McMurray, that is incorrect.

422
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,920
The proper spelling of confrere is.

423
00:18:37,955 --> 00:18:39,537
C-O-N-F-R-E-R-E.

424
00:18:39,572 --> 00:18:43,225
Exactly what I said.

425
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:45,920
I thought I heard C-O-N-F-R-A-R-E.

426
00:18:45,955 --> 00:18:46,872
Well, you're mistaken.

427
00:18:46,907 --> 00:18:48,555
I do apologize.

428
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:49,930
Oh, don't worry about it, Dickskin.

429
00:18:49,965 --> 00:18:50,965
Dickins.

430
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,565
Exactly what I said. Dickskin.

431
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,470
We sure we got the right Master of Ceremonies

432
00:18:54,505 --> 00:18:56,565
for this thing here, okay?

433
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,740
I think you need to get your earwax checked, Dickskin.

434
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:11,845
Give 'em a fucking break, Jim.

435
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,480
They've been spelling       their goddamn hearts out up there.

436
00:20:13,515 --> 00:20:14,775
Call an intermission.

437
00:20:14,810 --> 00:20:16,950
There was no intermission slotted for today's bee.

438
00:20:16,985 --> 00:20:17,985
We'll press on.

439
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:19,585
How many words gots to gets spelled

440
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,185
before someone just keels over.

441
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,890
Someone's gotta start asking
the tough questions  around here.

442
00:20:23,925 --> 00:20:25,455
I've seen this before, Jim. lt's time we learned from it.

443
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,996
In the words of arguably
the greatest Canadian rock band of all time,

444
00:20:29,031 --> 00:20:32,160
The Tragically Hip, "It's a good life
if you don't weaken."

445
00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:35,235
Also in the words of Gordon Downie,

446
00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:37,185
legendary lead singer of The Tragically Hip,

447
00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:42,310
"I can make you scared if you want me to."

448
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:44,945
Hey, okay.

449
00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:47,650
That's good then. Fifteen minute
intermission, everyone.

450
00:20:47,685 --> 00:20:48,597
Sorry about that, Wayne.

451
00:20:48,632 --> 00:20:50,545
I'll get her hydrated.

452
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,050
Youse get Reilly and Jonesy on Jim Dickins' radar.

453
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:55,120
Some buttfuckery at play there.

454
00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:01,495
Jims.

455
00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:02,330
Now I know you noticed

456
00:21:02,365 --> 00:21:03,282
that Reilly and Jonesy's words

457
00:21:03,317 --> 00:21:04,288
are simpler than everyone else's,

458
00:21:04,323 --> 00:21:08,695
and quite suspiciously all hockeys-related.

459
00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:11,140
Yep, there's a wee bit      of buttfuckery at play here, Jim.

460
00:21:11,175 --> 00:21:13,505
This has been the system ever since Uncle Eddie won

461
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,210
the very first Letterkenny Adult Spelling Bee. In the late '60s.

462
00:21:16,245 --> 00:21:17,505
We must honor it. Exactly.

463
00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:19,410
And aren't you guys the ones that are always saying

464
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,280
you shouldn't fuck with tradition.

465
00:21:21,315 --> 00:21:23,950
It's fucking embarrassing.

466
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,550
Jim, McMurray's screwing the system, here.

467
00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:28,972
You can't understand what he's saying.

468
00:21:29,007 --> 00:21:32,490
He's pulling the wool over your eyes, cowboy.

469
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:35,125
Well, well, well.

470
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:35,960
Ain't not hater quite like

471
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,900
a spelling bee hater, now, is there?

472
00:21:38,935 --> 00:21:40,735
What's the matter, Tanis?

473
00:21:40,770 --> 00:21:42,900
You got some money riding on the bee?

474
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,735
Money?

475
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,170
There is to be no betting
at the Letterkenny Adult Spelling Bee.

476
00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:50,110
Your dirty money is an insult to the integrity of the sport.

477
00:21:50,145 --> 00:21:51,405
Yeah, Tanis.

478
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,175
All this time talking could be spent spelling.

479
00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:56,250
It's not called a Spelling Talk,

480
00:21:56,285 --> 00:21:57,467
it's called a Spelling Bee,

481
00:21:57,502 --> 00:22:00,520
and we're here to be

482
00:22:00,555 --> 00:22:01,590
spellers!

483
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,590
Where's the bounty. We're dry.

484
00:22:12,260 --> 00:22:13,295
We need sustenance.

485
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:14,400
You smoked like 20 one-gram cannons.

486
00:22:14,435 --> 00:22:17,070
Like how are you even conscious right now?

487
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,635
Fuck.

488
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:26,950
You got this.

489
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,480
Katy.  This is getting out of hand, Stewart.

490
00:22:31,515 --> 00:22:32,550
Too much for you?

491
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:34,385
What?

492
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,820
Did you think this would be silent eeeasy?

493
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,490
Yes.

494
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:42,960
Stay hydrated.

495
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,335
There will be no more intermissions,

496
00:22:53,370 --> 00:22:55,240
and there better not be any degenerate gambling.

497
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,475
Amidst allegations of contest rigging,

498
00:22:59,510 --> 00:23:00,580
there will be a new order for the spellers.

499
00:23:00,615 --> 00:23:02,197
I will be selecting names randomly

500
00:23:02,232 --> 00:23:05,380
from this hat moving forward.

501
00:23:05,415 --> 00:23:06,685
Fedora's a dumb fucking hat.

502
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,385
It is, but I do believes

503
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:10,190
that that's a dumb fucking trilbys.

504
00:23:10,225 --> 00:23:11,485
Joint Boy.

505
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,860
The first word is yours. Fuck.

506
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:18,460
Joint Boy, your word is "Dithyramb".

507
00:23:18,495 --> 00:23:19,412
Dithyramb.

508
00:23:19,447 --> 00:23:21,365
Dithyramb.

509
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,600
D-I-T-H-Y...

510
00:23:28,070 --> 00:23:29,140
Y-R-A-M.

511
00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:31,505
Dithyramb.

512
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:32,845
Incorrect.

513
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,480
There's a silent B, dumbass.

514
00:23:34,515 --> 00:23:35,775
Fucking idiot.

515
00:23:35,810 --> 00:23:37,420
Fuck!

516
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:41,820
Joint Boy, you are the first to be eliminated.

517
00:23:41,855 --> 00:23:44,620
Please take a seat off stage.

518
00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:49,690
Reilly and Jonesy, the next word is yours.

519
00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:53,395
Reilly, Jonesy,

520
00:23:53,430 --> 00:23:54,500
your word  is "Bosky".

521
00:23:54,535 --> 00:23:56,865
Bosky.

522
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:59,040
Can I have the definition of the word, please?

523
00:23:59,075 --> 00:24:00,522
Having abundant trees or shrubs.

524
00:24:00,557 --> 00:24:03,005
Bosky. Sounds a lot like

525
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,405
brosky, buddy. How do you spell brosky?

526
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,310
I don't know   how to spell anything, buddy.

527
00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:08,615
Fucking idiots.

528
00:24:08,650 --> 00:24:10,485
Maybe we should just take the R out of brosky?

529
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,380
I don't think there is an R in brosky.

530
00:24:12,415 --> 00:24:13,955
I'm going in on brosky, buddy.

531
00:24:13,990 --> 00:24:16,120
Yeah, good luck  on brosky, buddy. Fuck, yeah.

532
00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:17,072
Brosky, uh...

533
00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:18,213
I mean, "Bosky".

534
00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,924
B-O-S-K-I.

535
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:24,365
Bosky.

536
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,425
Incorrect.

537
00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:28,130
Fucking embarrassing!

538
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:35,835
McMurray, the next word is yours.

539
00:24:35,870 --> 00:24:38,280
McMurray, your word is "Penalty".

540
00:24:38,315 --> 00:24:39,845
Penalty.

541
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,350
Hey, that was supposed  to be Jonesy and Reilly's word.

542
00:24:46,550 --> 00:24:48,150
Well, that's fucking embarrassing.

543
00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:56,160
Penalty, penalty. P-E-N-L-Y. Penalty.

544
00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:57,725
Incorrect.

545
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,300
The correct spelling of "Penalty"

546
00:24:58,335 --> 00:25:00,935
is P-E-N-A-L-T-Y.

547
00:25:00,970 --> 00:25:03,100
Exactly what I said.

548
00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:04,317
No, it isn't.

549
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,740
Youse ever see     that movie Dick Tracy
The one with Warren Beatty?

550
00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,910
I would smash that dude
like a neighbor's pumpkin on devil's night.

551
00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:15,147
Same.  Well, Dick Tracy used a similar machine

552
00:25:15,182 --> 00:25:16,081
to slow down and decipher the speech

553
00:25:16,116 --> 00:25:18,018
of an appropriately-named character, Mumbles.

554
00:25:18,053 --> 00:25:21,485
What? Let me show you.

555
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:26,320
This is Mr.  McMurray's answer at normal speed.

556
00:25:26,355 --> 00:25:28,695
P-E-N-A-L-T-Y. Penalty.

557
00:25:28,730 --> 00:25:33,000
See?      Now this is his answer slowed down.

558
00:25:33,035 --> 00:25:38,600
P-E-N-A-L-D-Y.

559
00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:41,775
Witch!

560
00:25:41,810 --> 00:25:42,610
McMurray, you're eliminated.

561
00:25:42,645 --> 00:25:44,740
Please take a seat offstage.

562
00:25:51,420 --> 00:25:53,550
Penalty.

563
00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:55,385
Youse want to get hammered?

564
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:58,890
Ladies and gentlemen,  we've reached
our final two contestants.

565
00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:00,760
Let's give them a round of applause.

566
00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:11,405
In the final round,

567
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,005
if a speller misspells a word.

568
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,970
His or her opponent  will then have a chance to steal.

569
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,980
Katy, the first word is yours.

570
00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:23,315
Katy, your word

571
00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:25,815
is "Triskaidekaphobia".

572
00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:28,520
Triskaidekaphobia.

573
00:26:28,555 --> 00:26:29,850
Triskaidekaphobia.

574
00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:34,260
T-R-I-S-K-A-I-D

575
00:26:34,295 --> 00:26:36,747
E-K-A

576
00:26:36,782 --> 00:26:39,456
P-H-O-B-I-A.

577
00:26:39,491 --> 00:26:42,895
Triskaidekaphobia.

578
00:26:42,930 --> 00:26:44,265
I'm sorry, Katy, that's incorrect.

579
00:26:47,210 --> 00:26:49,870
No.  No, Jim. that's how you spell "Triskaidekaphobia".

580
00:26:49,905 --> 00:26:50,905
That's not what I'm reading

581
00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:53,080
on the card here, Katy, I'm sorry.

582
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,150
Stewart, you now have a chance to steal.

583
00:27:00,550 --> 00:27:02,420
Settle down, people. Settle down.

584
00:27:08,030 --> 00:27:09,630
Triskaidekaphobia.

585
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,300
T-R-I-S-K

586
00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:14,970
A-D-E-K-A-P

587
00:27:15,005 --> 00:27:16,987
H-O-B-I-A.

588
00:27:17,022 --> 00:27:18,796
Triskaidekaphobia.

589
00:27:18,831 --> 00:27:21,640
Correct.

590
00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:24,275
Stewart,

591
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:24,975
you're back-to-back champion

592
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:26,660
of the Letterkenny Adult Spelling Bee.

593
00:27:26,695 --> 00:27:30,450
Wait!

594
00:27:30,485 --> 00:27:31,485
Katy, had it right.

595
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,390
It was wrong on the monitor.

596
00:27:33,425 --> 00:27:35,142
Triskaidekaphobia is spelled...

597
00:27:35,177 --> 00:27:37,753
T-R-I-S-K-A-I

598
00:27:37,788 --> 00:27:45,895
D-E-K-A-P-H-O-B-I-A.

599
00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:47,270
Which is exactly what I said.

600
00:27:47,305 --> 00:27:48,600
No, it isn't.

601
00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:56,340
T-R-I-S-K

602
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,692
A-D-E K-A

603
00:27:57,727 --> 00:27:59,968
P-H-O-B-I-A

604
00:28:00,003 --> 00:28:01,911
Silent I win.

605
00:28:16,630 --> 00:28:17,700
Champ!

606
00:28:19,830 --> 00:28:20,630
Yes!

607
00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:22,230
Yeah!

608
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,145
Why?

609
00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:35,545
Anyone wanna double me home, ladies?

610
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:37,980
Everyone knows  how to spell Triskaidekaphobia.

611
00:28:38,015 --> 00:28:39,202
It's the most common word used in spelling bees.

612
00:28:39,237 --> 00:28:41,685
I know that,

613
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,720
but there is a reason that I spelled... Fucking idiot.

614
00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:47,060
Fucking idiots.

615
00:28:53,470 --> 00:28:54,800
Oh, fuck, buddy, it's Coach.

616
00:28:54,835 --> 00:28:55,887
Probably gonna ream us out.

617
00:28:55,922 --> 00:28:58,540
Fuck, what does he want, buddy?

618
00:29:16,690 --> 00:29:18,525
Who could it be?

619
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,690
Give your balls a tug, you titfucker.