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You were chorin' with
your pals the other day.

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(BLOWING NOSE)

3
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Don't be
a fuckin' degen, Dary.

4
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What?

5
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Well, every time
you snot rocket...

6
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Or farmer spit...

7
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You lick your lips after,
and it's fuckin' gross.

8
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You act like yous got it all
your damn self.

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I'm not a fuckin' snot licker,
that's for GD sure.

10
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The last time I checked,

11
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nothin' up there
that can't hurt me.

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Incorrect, big shooters.

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Snots is actually your body's
garbage removal system.

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When you breathe in,
your nose hairs collects

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all sorts of dusts and debris,

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including bacterias
and viruses.

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That's your body's way of
removing them from you.

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That's what snots is.

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Dust and debris
and viruses and what?

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Figure it out.

21
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You're getting rid of that
dust and debris intranasallys

22
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and then you just takes it
right back in orally.

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Well, youse can
both take it anally,

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that's all I give
a care about.

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You better settle
down over there,

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or I'm gonna come talk to you.

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Speaking of
taking things anallys...

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Moving on.

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‐I gots a question.
‐Nope.

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It's of the personal varietys.

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There's such a thing as
too much butt talk,

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and a fella oughta be
fuckin' aware of it.

33
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Well, youse guys
are my friends.

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I relys on you for counsel.

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I gots a problem
and I need my friends.

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If a man asks for help,
you help him.

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Pitter‐patter.

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Youse guys remembers that gal

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I took to the chip trucks
last summer?

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Fuck's sake.

41
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(CHUCKLES )The one who put
her finger in your bum?

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Mind your
fuckin' beeswax, Dary.

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That's the one, Dary.

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It's impolite
to kiss and tell, Dan.

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Well, I knows it's impolites
to kiss and tells, but...

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No butts.

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Actually, this involves
a significant butt.

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Hers or yours?

49
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I'm gonna take a fuckin'
migraine here.

50
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Anyways, she was
askings me about...

51
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Performings the anal sex
on her.

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Youse guys...

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Youse guys ever do that?

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You ever...

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Takes the dirt road home?

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‐No.
‐No.

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Well, Professor Tricia from
my women's studies group,

58
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she says
it's quite commons to...

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Enter through
the back door. Uh...

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Mind you she didn't stress
whethers that was naturals...

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Well, but, like I've been
told, that where vagina sex

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is like a total encasing
of the penis, like...

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Like sticking a hot dog
inside a pogo,

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and then like, anal sex is a
partial encasing of the penis,

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so it'd be more like

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putting a hot dog
in a beer bottle.

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‐Waynes?
‐No.

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‐Dary?
‐The answer's still no.

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But I have been told
the same thing as Dary,

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that whereas vagina sex
provides stimulation

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of the entire penis,

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like a sausage
inside a burrito,

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but bum sex provides
stimulation only from like...

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Well, like the rim
of the butt hole

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rather than inside
the butt hole also.

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So, what you're sayings is,

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it's less like going inside
this Long John Silvers here,

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and more like going inside
this honey cruller here.

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Correct. It's less like going
inside this loaf of bread...

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And more like going
inside this bagel.

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‐Waynes?
‐No.

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‐Dary?
‐Answer's still no.

83
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But I have been told that
it's less like going inside

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this wheel of Brie cheese

85
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and more like going inside
this piece of Swiss cheese.

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Oh, I love Swiss cheese.

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I love honey crullers.

88
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You don't like bagels.

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Nope.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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(SIGHS) I need to borrow
your truck, big brother.

93
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What for?

94
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To take these two
back to the city.

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‐For good?
‐Yeah.

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(KEYS RATTLE)

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Why youse taking them back
to the city, Katy?

98
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Why don't you ask them?

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Okay. Shep. Kingsley,

100
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why is Katy's taking you backs
to the citys?

101
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Probably 'cause
we're big fat tubs of lard.

102
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It's 'cause we're too tubby.

103
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Does that answer
your question, Dan?

104
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Gotcha.

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If I was
a supporting character

106
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in a Tom Hanks movie,
I'd be Tubba Gump.

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Oh, sure, sure.

108
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And if youse were an early
Jake Gyllenhaal film,

109
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you'd be Tubble Boy.

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If I was a career resurrecting
Matthew McConaughey vehicle,

111
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I'd be Dallas Buyers Tub.

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Exactly.

113
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And if you were an Original
NES two‐player fighting game,

114
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you'd be Tubble‐Dragon.

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I knew youse were tubble
when you walked in.

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Let's go.

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Don't forget to come back for
the opening of MoDean's 2.

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Let's get hammered, boys.

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Those is acceptable terms,
Ms. Katy's.

120
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'Bout time we had some
sort of bar in this town.

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Gail called. She says she
needs a hand getting set up.

122
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Yeah. We gotta go past

123
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Jivin' Pete's You‐Brew‐Too
to pick up the kegs.

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Youse can do that without me.

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Mmm. What's Jivin' to do now?

126
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Besides hangin' out with
degens from up country?

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(GRUMBLES)

128
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Jivin's not really
a goods guy anymore, is he?

129
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Mmm, no. I wouldn't call
Jivin' a good guy anymore.

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Jivin' honked his horn at Katy

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when she was crossing
the street uptown.

132
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Jivin' shouldn't
have done that.

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Jivin' laughed at her, too,
when she jumped.

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He scared her.

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‐To be fair...
‐To be fair...

136
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ALL: (SING‐SONG) To be fair...

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Jivin's pals laughed, too.

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Jivin's pals
shouldn't have done that.

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Jivin' and his pals thinks
so much of themselves

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they probably
suck each other off.

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We'll go pick up
the kegs from Jivin's.

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You want us to tell Jivin'
you're gonna come talk to him?

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You know how he feels
about talkin's.

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He'll hear it from me.

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‐10‐4, good buddy.
‐Over and out.

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‐(MUSIC PLAYING)
‐Hey, girl.

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Hey, boy.

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Superstar DJ.

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ALL: Hey. Here we go!

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‐Who are you?
‐Gae.

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So am I.

152
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I didn't ask
what you were, girl.

153
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I didn't tell you
what I am, boy.

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Who are you?

155
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‐I'm Gae.
‐So am I.

156
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No, you're not.

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(QUIVERING) That's exactly
what my father said to me.

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So you're in the business
of opening wounds, girl?

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Stop calling me girl, boy.

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‐And what shall I call you?
‐Gae.

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I'm the only gay in this crew!

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And I was born this way,
Stewart!

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I support you, remember?

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Let me get this straight.
He's a homosexual?

165
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That's exactly what my mother
said to me.

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(CRYING) The exact same way.

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You will delete yourself
from this dwelling, girl.

168
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But not before
you reveal your motive

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behind your vexations streak!

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‐Fine.
‐And after that, huh,

171
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you better bizzounce!

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My name is Gae.

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That's your name?

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Wow.

175
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And I thought Roald's parents
never gave him a chance...

176
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(SOBBING) They didn't...

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My parents banished me to
Letterkenny from the city

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to live with my aunt
because of poor behavior.

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‐You're an outcast.
‐I'm a deportee.

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‐You're a vagrant.
‐(WHISPERS) I'm in exile.

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(EXHALES) Arresting.

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Everyone here
is some form of derelict.

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I will hear you out...

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Gae.

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ROALD: Dad...
Yup. Still a homo...

186
00:07:01,275 --> 00:07:02,875
But you're the one who
named me after the author of

187
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Charlie and
the Chocolate Factory!

188
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‐Listen up, you pilons.
‐Grab a knee, plugs.

189
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All right. Now, I know

190
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you guys may
not want to hear this,

191
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but getting rid
of that puck bunny

192
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is the first step towards
getting a W, boys.

193
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We'll introduce you
to a couple of

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sporty little spices
down the road, boys.

195
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But I like that
sporty little spice.

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BOTH: Pardon?

197
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Sorry. Sorry, man, my bad.

198
00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,620
Boomtown!

199
00:07:37,654 --> 00:07:39,654
But I like that
sporty little spice!

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Okay.

201
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Well, you'd better
learn to hate her

202
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because she's
the reason we have

203
00:07:43,287 --> 00:07:45,187
zero W's on the season, boys.

204
00:07:45,220 --> 00:07:48,287
‐We need that W, boys.
‐Gotta have that W, boys.

205
00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,054
Gotta want that W, boys.

206
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And the first step
to getting it is...

207
00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:54,020
Beating your
opponent mentally.

208
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Gotta get inside
of his head, boys.

209
00:07:55,354 --> 00:07:58,154
Hockey is 90% mental,
10% skill.

210
00:07:58,187 --> 00:08:00,987
Unless you're a retired NHL
tough guy Basil McRae,

211
00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:05,154
who says hockey is 50% mental,
50% being mental.

212
00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:08,720
(SOFTLY) Still not sure
that's PC, buddy.

213
00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:11,120
No. Baz makes his
own rules, though, buddy.

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00:08:11,154 --> 00:08:13,620
‐Love Baz, bro.
‐Baz for life, yo.

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00:08:13,654 --> 00:08:15,654
(BOTH CLEAR THROAT)

216
00:08:15,687 --> 00:08:16,987
Now, the easiest way

217
00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:18,654
to get inside your
opponent's head, boys,

218
00:08:18,687 --> 00:08:20,220
is by chirping from the bench.

219
00:08:20,254 --> 00:08:21,754
Obviously, boys.

220
00:08:21,787 --> 00:08:23,720
Talk is for Schmelts,
you little bitch.

221
00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:25,820
Do your talking on
the scoreboard, schmelts.

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‐Oh. Oh, okay.
‐Hmm...

223
00:08:27,287 --> 00:08:29,187
Have any of you guys
been doing any talking

224
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on the scoreboards lately?

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00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:34,720
‐Hey? Hmm?
‐Nice stats, no stats.

226
00:08:34,754 --> 00:08:36,620
Fine, you little bitch.

227
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We'll try it
your way, schmelts.

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BOTH: Good.

229
00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:41,654
Tonight, we will
be taking you boys

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through chirping
from the bench 101.

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00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:48,020
‐We can get this W, boys.
‐We will get this W, boys.

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00:08:52,354 --> 00:08:55,720
You're not gonna get this
W, boys, not by yourselves.

233
00:08:55,754 --> 00:08:58,320
But luckily for you pheasants,

234
00:08:58,354 --> 00:09:01,320
someone in this room
has got some jam.

235
00:09:01,354 --> 00:09:03,654
Ready to meet
your new teammate? Come on!

236
00:09:06,887 --> 00:09:08,820
(WATER RUNNING)

237
00:09:08,854 --> 00:09:10,354
Look at this tour de force.

238
00:09:10,387 --> 00:09:12,854
This piece de resistance.

239
00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:14,687
This masterpiece.

240
00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,054
‐Huh?
‐(GRUNTING SOFTLY)

241
00:09:16,087 --> 00:09:18,920
Look at that hustle.
Look at that jam.

242
00:09:18,954 --> 00:09:21,620
Multitasking, pheasants.

243
00:09:21,654 --> 00:09:25,920
Maxing every single second!

244
00:09:25,954 --> 00:09:28,054
That's how
you get the W, boys.

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00:09:28,087 --> 00:09:29,754
SHORESY: Well, fuck, boys,
I was already down here

246
00:09:29,787 --> 00:09:31,854
ripping ass whilst
figured I'd rip some raps.

247
00:09:31,887 --> 00:09:33,687
What the fuck are you
looking at, tit fucker?

248
00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,654
‐Give your balls a tug.
‐Fuck you, Shoresy.

249
00:09:35,687 --> 00:09:37,720
Fuck you, Reily. Fight me,
see what happens.

250
00:09:37,754 --> 00:09:39,187
Yeah, what's gonna
happen, Shoresy?

251
00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:41,254
Three things, I hit you,
you hit the pavement,

252
00:09:41,287 --> 00:09:42,687
ambulance hits 60.

253
00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:43,687
That's the worst chirp
I've ever heard

254
00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:44,787
in my entire life, Shoresy.

255
00:09:44,820 --> 00:09:45,954
That's my slow‐learning

256
00:09:45,987 --> 00:09:47,787
Mennonite uncle's
favorite chirp.

257
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:48,987
SHORESY: Yeah, it's your mom's
favorite chirp, too, buddy.

258
00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:50,254
Ask her, see what happens.

259
00:09:50,287 --> 00:09:51,887
Yeah?
What's gonna happen, Shoresy?

260
00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,920
Three things, I hit you,
you hit the pavement,

261
00:09:53,954 --> 00:09:55,120
I fuck your mom again.

262
00:09:55,154 --> 00:09:56,887
Fuck you, Shoresy.

263
00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,020
Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom
just liked my Instagram post

264
00:09:59,054 --> 00:10:01,087
from two years ago
in Puerto Vallarta.

265
00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,787
Tell her I'll put
my swim trunks on for her

266
00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:04,220
anytime she likes.

267
00:10:04,254 --> 00:10:05,987
Fuck you, Shoresy!

268
00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,687
Fuck you, Reilly.

269
00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:08,887
Your mom keeps trying to slip
a finger in my bum,

270
00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,654
but I keep telling her
I only let

271
00:10:10,687 --> 00:10:12,620
Jonsey's mom do that,
you fuckin' loser.

272
00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:15,054
My mom would never put
a finger in your bum!

273
00:10:15,087 --> 00:10:16,720
Mum's a fuckin' saint. Fuck!

274
00:10:16,754 --> 00:10:18,720
Fuck your entire fuckin' life,
you piece of shit.

275
00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,054
Gail, how're ya now?

276
00:10:33,087 --> 00:10:34,720
‐Good, 'an you?
‐Not bad.

277
00:10:35,787 --> 00:10:37,754
ALL: To MoDean's 2!

278
00:10:40,387 --> 00:10:42,054
Ah.

279
00:10:42,087 --> 00:10:43,354
It's a hell of a space
you got.

280
00:10:43,387 --> 00:10:44,654
Thanks for the help, boys.

281
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,354
You're welcome, Gails.

282
00:10:46,387 --> 00:10:48,320
Wasn't Jivin' Pete supposed
to deliver those himself?

283
00:10:48,354 --> 00:10:50,087
‐Yeah.
‐What happened with that?

284
00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,154
My cousin said
she seen him with

285
00:10:51,187 --> 00:10:52,787
some degens from up country.

286
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,587
(GROWLS)

287
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:57,654
Anywho, Old Gail's all sorts
of jazzed about MoDean's 2.

288
00:10:57,687 --> 00:10:59,020
So are we, Gails.

289
00:10:59,054 --> 00:11:01,020
I'm so jazzed
I couldn't sleep last night.

290
00:11:01,054 --> 00:11:04,020
I was up flickin' more bean
than a Starbucks barista.

291
00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,787
‐Good enough, Gail.
‐I mean it.

292
00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:07,854
Handled more dime
than a homeless man.

293
00:11:07,887 --> 00:11:10,154
‐Where do these go?
‐Back door...

294
00:11:10,187 --> 00:11:12,920
Where you know
you're always welcome, Wayne.

295
00:11:12,954 --> 00:11:14,954
‐Okay.
‐(OBJECT THUDS)

296
00:11:16,087 --> 00:11:17,287
There someone else here?

297
00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,154
Yeah. I hired
a couple waitresses.

298
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:21,720
(MUSIC PLAYING)

299
00:11:25,854 --> 00:11:28,120
Oh...

300
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,787
Bonnie McMurray.

301
00:11:38,354 --> 00:11:42,554
I thought you said there
was two, uh, waitresses.

302
00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,187
‐Glen?
‐Wayne!

303
00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:00,754
(CHUCKLES) Well,

304
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,354
I guess the kitten's out
of the clutch, again.

305
00:12:02,387 --> 00:12:04,187
Glen's back to waitressing.

306
00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,920
Well, you look...

307
00:12:07,254 --> 00:12:09,754
‐Ordinary.
‐(EXCLAIMS)

308
00:12:09,787 --> 00:12:11,220
Did you hear that?
That's some hot praise coming

309
00:12:11,254 --> 00:12:13,120
from Mr. Extraordinary.
(CHUCKLES)

310
00:12:13,154 --> 00:12:14,654
Gave him a little makeover.

311
00:12:14,687 --> 00:12:16,054
Figured if you guys
get some eye candy,

312
00:12:16,087 --> 00:12:18,720
old Gail is gonna help
herself to a fistful too.

313
00:12:18,754 --> 00:12:20,920
Mmm.
Gail got me the Lasik so...

314
00:12:20,954 --> 00:12:21,954
(GROWLS)

315
00:12:23,287 --> 00:12:24,720
BOTH: Hi, Bonnie.

316
00:12:24,754 --> 00:12:26,220
‐Hi, Wayne.
‐How're ya now?

317
00:12:26,254 --> 00:12:27,654
Bonnie, kegs are coming in,

318
00:12:27,687 --> 00:12:29,187
so make sure
the lines are clean.

319
00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:31,720
Glen, go throw some ice
in the urinals.

320
00:12:31,754 --> 00:12:33,687
I know it's like a little
video game for you guys.

321
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,054
Can confirm.

322
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,320
BOTH: Bye, Bonnie.

323
00:12:36,354 --> 00:12:37,787
BOTH: Bye, Wayne.

324
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,620
No, I was going
to say it first.

325
00:12:39,654 --> 00:12:42,020
You don't want to go
toe‐to‐toe with me, darlin'.

326
00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:43,320
Anyway, back to Jivin'.

327
00:12:43,354 --> 00:12:45,154
He's turned into
a bit of a tit, hasn't he?

328
00:12:45,187 --> 00:12:46,854
Yeah, his pals too.

329
00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:48,354
Well, if you've got something
to say about Jivin',

330
00:12:48,387 --> 00:12:49,787
you should
say it to his face.

331
00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:51,687
Bad gas travels
fast in a small town.

332
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,187
You don't want him hearin'
that from somebody else.

333
00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:56,687
‐It's dishonorable.
‐It's a true story.

334
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,920
Saddle up to the bar
when you're done.

335
00:12:58,954 --> 00:13:01,787
I'll show my new Haitian taco.

336
00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:03,620
Well, I don't know
if that's foods or not,

337
00:13:03,654 --> 00:13:05,620
but if it is,
I'm lookin' forward to it.

338
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:06,787
It's only for Wayne.

339
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,020
Well, then I guess
it's not foods.

340
00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,687
But I'm gonna pencil you
in for a chats, Gail,

341
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:11,954
'cause Haitian tacos,

342
00:13:11,987 --> 00:13:13,087
that sounds like we got
something there.

343
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,587
You guys remember when Jivin
was pissing down the hay mow

344
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:19,820
and Alexander
was climbing up

345
00:13:19,854 --> 00:13:20,920
and he got a bit of pee
in his mouth?

346
00:13:20,954 --> 00:13:22,720
Enough talk about Jivin'.

347
00:13:22,754 --> 00:13:24,754
And then,
you remember the same night

348
00:13:24,787 --> 00:13:27,020
Alexander fell face first
into the cow paddy

349
00:13:27,054 --> 00:13:28,787
and got a bit
of poop up nose?

350
00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:31,320
That's pretty much par for
the course with Alexanders.

351
00:13:31,354 --> 00:13:33,154
So, what would
you rather have then,

352
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,687
a bit of pee in your mouth or
a bit of poop up your nose?

353
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:36,887
Well...

354
00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,287
Well, fuckin' neither.

355
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,020
Well, but it's hypothetical,
it's a game.

356
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,854
It's called,
"Would You Rather."

357
00:13:42,887 --> 00:13:44,320
So, you got to pick one or the
other is what you're saying.

358
00:13:44,354 --> 00:13:45,754
Yes. It's hypothetical.

359
00:13:45,787 --> 00:13:47,320
Kinda feels
like you did pot.

360
00:13:47,354 --> 00:13:49,154
Well, how much pee's
are we talking about?

361
00:13:49,187 --> 00:13:50,587
Yeah, and how much poop?

362
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:52,054
Okay, so if we're
talking about,

363
00:13:52,087 --> 00:13:54,220
like an eyedropper,
be like, mmm...

364
00:13:54,254 --> 00:13:57,587
Four or five drops of pee,
right in your mouth.

365
00:13:57,620 --> 00:14:01,020
Or, let's call it like,

366
00:14:01,054 --> 00:14:02,854
the end
of the pinkie fingernail,

367
00:14:02,887 --> 00:14:05,320
full poop, up your nose.

368
00:14:05,354 --> 00:14:07,020
For the rest
of your life.

369
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,754
Oh, so it's for the rest
of your fuckin' life now?

370
00:14:08,787 --> 00:14:11,154
Yeah. Would you rather have

371
00:14:11,187 --> 00:14:14,687
a bit of pee in your mouth,
or a bit of poop up nose?

372
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,654
And you... You can't spits
the pee's out your mouth

373
00:14:16,687 --> 00:14:18,087
or blows the poops
out of your nose?

374
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,754
Well, see, Dary would just
lick it off his lips

375
00:14:19,787 --> 00:14:21,154
after blowin' it out anyway.

376
00:14:21,187 --> 00:14:23,754
That's correct, Dan.

377
00:14:23,787 --> 00:14:25,287
I think I'd take
the poops in my nose.

378
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,087
But then you'd be smelling

379
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,120
poop for the rest of your
life. And poop is potent, pal.

380
00:14:29,154 --> 00:14:30,654
Yeah, but if you had
pee's in your mouth

381
00:14:30,687 --> 00:14:32,920
and every time you takes
a bites of food, you...

382
00:14:32,954 --> 00:14:34,154
You're gonna be
tasting pee's.

383
00:14:34,187 --> 00:14:35,854
Yeah.

384
00:14:35,887 --> 00:14:37,054
And you're gonna have to
swallow a bit of that pee

385
00:14:37,087 --> 00:14:38,354
with every time
you take a bite of food.

386
00:14:38,387 --> 00:14:40,320
Do you wanna know what,
I'd take the poop.

387
00:14:40,354 --> 00:14:41,854
Yes, I would take the poop.

388
00:14:41,887 --> 00:14:45,054
Well, there's no chance
of ingesting's the poop?

389
00:14:45,087 --> 00:14:47,254
Well, I'm not a scientist
or anything,

390
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,220
that's not really
my forte,

391
00:14:50,254 --> 00:14:52,254
but say you had
the sniffles, right?

392
00:14:52,287 --> 00:14:53,820
And you honk one back,

393
00:14:53,854 --> 00:14:55,187
and you get a piece of that
poop right in

394
00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:56,887
the back of your throat,
that's down the hatch.

395
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:57,987
Well, see that's changing
the fuckin' rules, Dary.

396
00:14:58,020 --> 00:14:59,187
Before you said
you're either

397
00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:00,820
taste the pee
or smell the poop.

398
00:15:00,854 --> 00:15:02,987
Now you're saying you're
tasting and smelling poop.

399
00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:05,887
Well, the pee is in your mouth
and the poop is in your nose.

400
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,820
What happens after that
is beyond my control.

401
00:15:08,854 --> 00:15:10,087
Well, he's right there,
Wayne.

402
00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:12,854
DARYL: So?

403
00:15:13,687 --> 00:15:15,287
'Kay, just...

404
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,120
'Kay, you wanna know what...

405
00:15:17,154 --> 00:15:19,620
'Kay, let's all answer
at the exact same time.

406
00:15:19,654 --> 00:15:21,587
And a one and a two and a one,
two, three...

407
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,120
‐ALL: Poop... Pee.
‐What the fuck was that shit?

408
00:15:23,154 --> 00:15:26,720
‐That is shameful, Dary.
‐That is... Shame on you.

409
00:15:26,754 --> 00:15:28,087
(ALL ARGUING)

410
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,854
Know what?
I'd have a fuckin' spit!

411
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,099
Now before we proceed,

412
00:15:34,132 --> 00:15:36,999
dost thou knoweth
where Devon is?

413
00:15:37,032 --> 00:15:38,432
‐Who?
‐Devon.

414
00:15:38,465 --> 00:15:39,565
‐No.
‐No.

415
00:15:39,599 --> 00:15:40,699
‐Yes.
‐Yes?

416
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,065
‐No!
‐(WHIMPERS)

417
00:15:42,099 --> 00:15:43,365
You appear...

418
00:15:44,699 --> 00:15:45,732
Felonious.

419
00:15:45,765 --> 00:15:47,932
You appear erroneous.

420
00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:52,565
How are we to know that
you are not responsible

421
00:15:52,599 --> 00:15:53,832
for Devon's disappearance?

422
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:56,065
I don't know, how are you?

423
00:15:56,099 --> 00:15:57,999
Still a little
hurt and fragile

424
00:15:58,032 --> 00:16:00,332
from speaking with my father.
But thank you for asking.

425
00:16:00,365 --> 00:16:01,699
That's not what
she's saying, Roald.

426
00:16:01,732 --> 00:16:03,532
‐(WHIMPERS)
‐What are you saying, Stewart?

427
00:16:03,565 --> 00:16:06,965
I'm just saying,
as Devon fades,

428
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:09,932
you materialize.

429
00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:11,965
Simple math.

430
00:16:11,999 --> 00:16:13,565
Child's play.

431
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:16,365
Cool movie.
Though I prefer Problem Child.

432
00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:17,599
Same.

433
00:16:21,499 --> 00:16:23,532
(WHISPERS)
What's with the clown costume?

434
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,765
Sit.

435
00:16:26,599 --> 00:16:27,665
Stay.

436
00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:31,365
Speak.

437
00:16:31,399 --> 00:16:32,965
What's with the clown costume?

438
00:16:32,999 --> 00:16:34,665
Don't you watch the news?

439
00:16:34,699 --> 00:16:36,332
There are clowns
inflicting apprehension

440
00:16:36,365 --> 00:16:38,832
on the general public
via sheer terrorism,

441
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,032
or petty vandalism all over
North America.

442
00:16:41,065 --> 00:16:43,799
So, you've coalesced
with some sort of continental,

443
00:16:43,832 --> 00:16:45,465
inter‐colonial clown posse?

444
00:16:45,999 --> 00:16:48,565
I'm a bad seed.

445
00:16:48,599 --> 00:16:51,465
Staying out late,
missing curfew, you know...

446
00:16:51,499 --> 00:16:52,999
I know.

447
00:16:53,032 --> 00:16:56,399
‐Kissing boys.
‐(SOFTLY) Hmm. I know.

448
00:16:56,432 --> 00:17:00,065
‐What is it you seek, Gae?
‐Asylum.

449
00:17:00,099 --> 00:17:02,065
Remember Soul Asylum?

450
00:17:02,099 --> 00:17:04,032
Cool band.
Though I prefer Soulfly.

451
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,799
Same.

452
00:17:05,832 --> 00:17:07,932
‐Collective Soul?
‐Or Soulwax.

453
00:17:07,965 --> 00:17:10,399
‐Wondrous.
‐soulDecision?

454
00:17:10,432 --> 00:17:12,065
‐Asylum granted!
‐Domo.

455
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,399
‐Arigato.
‐I'm here to rebel.

456
00:17:14,432 --> 00:17:18,565
Give me three good reasons
why you feel you must rebel.

457
00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:19,865
I hate the world.

458
00:17:19,899 --> 00:17:21,599
I hate my parents.

459
00:17:21,632 --> 00:17:22,932
I hate myself.

460
00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:24,565
As you were.

461
00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:26,865
My parents banished me here
for poor behavior.

462
00:17:26,899 --> 00:17:29,732
It is my goal to behave
even worse in Letterkenny,

463
00:17:29,765 --> 00:17:31,965
so they have no choice
but to bring me back.

464
00:17:31,999 --> 00:17:34,732
Formidable. Jocular.

465
00:17:36,365 --> 00:17:37,499
Allow us to assist.

466
00:17:38,899 --> 00:17:40,632
To aid.

467
00:17:40,665 --> 00:17:43,332
To be your asset.

468
00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:45,365
‐Oui.
‐C'est bon.

469
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:46,799
‐Prodigious.
‐First rate.

470
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,399
‐Boss.
‐Incroyable.

471
00:17:49,432 --> 00:17:50,565
Hooray.

472
00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:51,999
But first...

473
00:17:53,399 --> 00:17:56,699
Our wardrobe
craves alteration.

474
00:17:56,732 --> 00:17:58,065
What...
(MOUTHS) What does that...

475
00:17:58,099 --> 00:17:59,565
‐(GROWLS)
‐(WHIMPERS)

476
00:18:01,932 --> 00:18:03,999
Okay, boys let's
keep it simple, ferda.

477
00:18:04,032 --> 00:18:06,099
KISF principle, buddy.
Keep it simple, ferda.

478
00:18:06,132 --> 00:18:07,732
Repetition is the key.

479
00:18:07,765 --> 00:18:10,499
Pick a topic. Beat the shit
out of it, ferda.

480
00:18:10,532 --> 00:18:11,532
Topic is "ugly."

481
00:18:13,599 --> 00:18:14,932
BOTH: The tip of the tongue,
the teeth and lips.

482
00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:16,499
The tip of the tongue,
the teeth and lips.

483
00:18:16,532 --> 00:18:17,732
The tip of the tongue,
the teeth and lips.

484
00:18:17,765 --> 00:18:19,099
(BOTH EXCLAIM)

485
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,865
(BOTH CLEAR THROAT)

486
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:23,965
‐Fuck, are you ugly, 2‐2.
‐You're fuckin' ugly, 2's.

487
00:18:23,999 --> 00:18:26,032
Your ugly requires a sign, 22.

488
00:18:26,065 --> 00:18:27,699
"Caution. Fuckin' ugly."

489
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,532
Your ugly requires
a disclaimer, 2‐2.

490
00:18:30,565 --> 00:18:32,765
"Parental Advisory.
Explicit ugly."

491
00:18:33,832 --> 00:18:35,332
‐You're up.
‐Hey.

492
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,432
Ugly.

493
00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:38,832
You little bitch. Yorkie.

494
00:18:38,865 --> 00:18:42,432
Look at you, ugly. Scholtzy.

495
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:44,999
You're ugly.

496
00:18:45,732 --> 00:18:46,865
Pussy.

497
00:18:47,665 --> 00:18:49,432
Fisky.

498
00:18:49,465 --> 00:18:51,565
Wow. Ugly.

499
00:18:51,599 --> 00:18:52,599
Boomtown!

500
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:55,465
Oh, man...

501
00:18:56,665 --> 00:18:57,865
Ugly.

502
00:19:02,632 --> 00:19:04,399
Keep practicing, boys.

503
00:19:04,432 --> 00:19:06,565
Dig deep. Bare down, boys.

504
00:19:06,599 --> 00:19:08,432
That was a piss‐poor
start, buddy.

505
00:19:08,465 --> 00:19:10,565
Delicious pun, buddy,
since we're pissing.

506
00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:12,399
‐That was ugly.
‐(URINATING)

507
00:19:12,432 --> 00:19:13,999
Well, you gotta work through
adversity, find a way to win.

508
00:19:14,032 --> 00:19:15,865
Fore check. Back check.
Pay check, buddy.

509
00:19:15,899 --> 00:19:17,399
‐Cross check.
‐Hip check.

510
00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:18,765
Stick check?

511
00:19:18,799 --> 00:19:20,365
No, waving your stick's
a free ticket to sit.

512
00:19:20,399 --> 00:19:21,665
Hate sittin', buddy.

513
00:19:21,699 --> 00:19:23,499
The boys'll figure it out
in no time.

514
00:19:23,532 --> 00:19:25,699
The boys'll get the mental W,
we'll get the scoreboard W.

515
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,099
‐Ferda.
‐Ferda.

516
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:29,599
‐(VOCALIZING)
‐(BOTH GROANING)

517
00:19:29,632 --> 00:19:30,965
SHORESY: What are you
pissing so close

518
00:19:30,999 --> 00:19:32,699
to the urinals for,
you piece of shit?

519
00:19:32,732 --> 00:19:34,032
This is how
a real man rocks a piss.

520
00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:35,699
Give your balls a tug,
tit fucker.

521
00:19:35,732 --> 00:19:37,365
I'm coming, Shoresy!

522
00:19:37,399 --> 00:19:38,699
I heard the same thing from

523
00:19:38,732 --> 00:19:40,365
your mum last night
five to seven times.

524
00:19:40,399 --> 00:19:42,065
And that's not even my record,
you fuckin' loser.

525
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:44,499
What the fuck, man!

526
00:19:44,532 --> 00:19:46,365
Sorry you had
to do this, fellas.

527
00:19:46,399 --> 00:19:48,865
Jivin' Pete was supposed to be
around with the sidewalk plow.

528
00:19:48,899 --> 00:19:50,432
Jivin's full of shits.

529
00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:51,732
Yeah, him and his pals are
probably suckin'

530
00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:53,565
each other off right now.

531
00:19:53,599 --> 00:19:57,065
What did I say? Bad gas
travels fast in a small town.

532
00:19:57,099 --> 00:19:59,732
You don't want him hearin'
this from somebody else.

533
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:01,432
It's dishonorable.

534
00:20:01,465 --> 00:20:04,432
Okay. Would you rather have
a penis for a nose,

535
00:20:04,465 --> 00:20:05,832
or a vagina for a mouth?

536
00:20:05,865 --> 00:20:08,732
Hand me another horn
100% of the time...

537
00:20:08,765 --> 00:20:10,332
(SOFTLY) ...all the time.

538
00:20:10,365 --> 00:20:11,932
Well, can you use them as
functioning sex organs

539
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:14,565
or are they just
sorts of there?

540
00:20:14,599 --> 00:20:17,432
Mmm.
No, they are not functional,

541
00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:18,732
so you can't have
an orgasm through 'em

542
00:20:18,765 --> 00:20:20,099
and you can't take
a piss through 'em.

543
00:20:20,132 --> 00:20:21,632
So then you're eatin'
from a vagina mouth

544
00:20:21,665 --> 00:20:23,332
or sniffin' through
a penis nose?

545
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,632
Correct.

546
00:20:25,665 --> 00:20:27,699
All this vagina eating talk
is getting this old goat

547
00:20:27,732 --> 00:20:30,099
all sorts of fired up, Wayne.

548
00:20:30,132 --> 00:20:31,765
‐Fair warning.
‐'Kay.

549
00:20:31,799 --> 00:20:33,765
I think I'd just have to say
the vagina's mouth.

550
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,065
It's just less intrusives.

551
00:20:35,099 --> 00:20:36,632
Well, it's gotta be
the vagina mouth.

552
00:20:36,665 --> 00:20:38,365
Who wants a dink hangin' down
bouncing off

553
00:20:38,399 --> 00:20:39,565
their lips all fuckin' day?

554
00:20:39,599 --> 00:20:41,065
Mmm. You're just walking me

555
00:20:41,099 --> 00:20:43,432
right into it at this point,
cowboy.

556
00:20:43,465 --> 00:20:46,565
'Kay. Let's...
'Kay, you know what?

557
00:20:46,599 --> 00:20:48,932
'Kay. Let's all answer
at the same time.

558
00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:51,499
And a one, and a two,
and a one, two, three...

559
00:20:51,532 --> 00:20:52,599
ALL: Vagina mouth
DAN: Penis nose.

560
00:20:52,632 --> 00:20:53,932
Oh, that's fuckin' gross, Dan.

561
00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:55,832
That's fuckin' disgusting,
Dan.

562
00:20:55,865 --> 00:20:57,899
Walking around with a mouthful
of roast beef all day.

563
00:20:57,932 --> 00:21:00,665
Youse have never had a dick
bouncing off your lips.

564
00:21:00,699 --> 00:21:02,532
Don't knock it till
you've tried it.

565
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:03,699
Fuck's sake...

566
00:21:14,465 --> 00:21:17,799
From this moment forward,
we are a collective.

567
00:21:17,832 --> 00:21:19,332
A confab.

568
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:20,965
‐A conclave.
‐A clambake.

569
00:21:20,999 --> 00:21:22,865
‐(SCOFFS)
‐We are...

570
00:21:22,899 --> 00:21:24,499
FAK‐U.

571
00:21:24,532 --> 00:21:26,899
Freaks Acting Krayzee...

572
00:21:26,932 --> 00:21:28,499
ALL: United.

573
00:21:28,532 --> 00:21:31,432
Roald. Have you prepared
the final accessory?

574
00:21:35,132 --> 00:21:36,965
FAK‐U!

575
00:21:36,999 --> 00:21:38,865
(MUSIC PLAYING)

576
00:22:36,599 --> 00:22:38,532
One gino tonight,
but no W, ferda.

577
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:40,899
One gino too, ferda,
but no W tonight, boys.

578
00:22:40,932 --> 00:22:43,032
Gotta focus on the small
victories, boys.

579
00:22:43,065 --> 00:22:44,632
Size matters, bro.

580
00:22:44,665 --> 00:22:46,032
All right boys,
two seconds left.

581
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,465
Let's show us what you got.

582
00:22:47,499 --> 00:22:49,032
Remember what we taught you,
boys.

583
00:22:49,065 --> 00:22:50,999
Talk is for schmelts,
you little bitch.

584
00:22:51,032 --> 00:22:53,432
We ain't schmelts. Schmelts.

585
00:22:53,465 --> 00:22:54,865
Okay, boys,
we're running out of time

586
00:22:54,899 --> 00:22:56,699
on the scoreboard to do
any talking.

587
00:22:56,732 --> 00:22:58,499
Try it our way, boys.

588
00:22:59,065 --> 00:23:00,532
Pick a topic.

589
00:23:00,565 --> 00:23:01,899
Beat the shit out of it.
Yorkie?

590
00:23:02,899 --> 00:23:04,932
Topic is "skate"!

591
00:23:04,965 --> 00:23:06,599
Scholtzy.

592
00:23:06,632 --> 00:23:08,932
Fuckin' skate, 2‐7.

593
00:23:08,965 --> 00:23:10,299
Pussy.

594
00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:11,865
Fisky.

595
00:23:11,899 --> 00:23:14,632
Skate, you fuckin' pylon.

596
00:23:14,665 --> 00:23:16,465
Boomtown!

597
00:23:16,499 --> 00:23:18,599
Come on,
you fuckin' plug, skate!

598
00:23:18,632 --> 00:23:20,965
All right boys, now add
a little English on it.

599
00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:22,465
Add a little hot sauce, boys.

600
00:23:22,499 --> 00:23:24,465
Add a little habanero
pepper, ferda.

601
00:23:24,499 --> 00:23:26,499
Add a little
ghost pepper, ferda!

602
00:23:26,532 --> 00:23:27,832
Come on, 2‐7,

603
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:32,365
you fuckin' sea salt
sprinkling sally, skate!

604
00:23:32,399 --> 00:23:35,065
Yorkie? You think you're
Chuck Galchenyuk?

605
00:23:35,099 --> 00:23:38,865
Nice microns, you
fuckin' hipster dandy.

606
00:23:38,899 --> 00:23:40,732
Skate!

607
00:23:40,765 --> 00:23:41,999
Scholtzy.

608
00:23:42,032 --> 00:23:44,432
Skate! Pussy!

609
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,332
Fisky.

610
00:23:47,365 --> 00:23:49,399
What's wrong with you,
you fuckin' cement boot,

611
00:23:49,432 --> 00:23:53,565
no legs, cupcake cocksman?
Skate!

612
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,099
Boomtown!

613
00:23:55,132 --> 00:23:58,365
I hate you like I hate
puck bunnies, bitch. Skate!

614
00:23:58,399 --> 00:23:59,599
‐(BANGING ON TABLE)
‐(ALL EXCLAIMING)

615
00:23:59,632 --> 00:24:01,465
Oh!

616
00:24:01,499 --> 00:24:03,632
Yeah, fuckin' loved that move
when I was in the third grade.

617
00:24:03,665 --> 00:24:05,499
What else can you do,
you ugly fuck?

618
00:24:05,532 --> 00:24:06,665
Can you suck my knob?

619
00:24:06,699 --> 00:24:08,499
You're a knob sucker, 27.

620
00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:10,632
‐(VOCALIZING)
‐(BUZZER SOUNDING)

621
00:24:10,665 --> 00:24:12,599
(ALL CHEERING)

622
00:24:12,632 --> 00:24:15,332
‐(RATTLING)
‐(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

623
00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:18,332
Whoo!

624
00:24:18,365 --> 00:24:19,599
DARYL: Would you guys
rather be surrounded by

625
00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:20,932
three bed bugs
every night of your life,

626
00:24:20,965 --> 00:24:22,332
or three mosquitoes
every day of your life?

627
00:24:22,365 --> 00:24:23,899
KATY: You're an idiot, Daryl.

628
00:24:23,932 --> 00:24:25,565
Are you allowed to kill the
bed bugs or the skeeters?

629
00:24:25,599 --> 00:24:26,932
No.

630
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:28,632
So, they're immortal
bed bugs or skeeters?

631
00:24:28,665 --> 00:24:30,032
Would you rather be surrounded

632
00:24:30,065 --> 00:24:31,565
by three bed bugs
every night of your life,

633
00:24:31,599 --> 00:24:32,899
or three mosquitoes
every day of your life?

634
00:24:39,632 --> 00:24:41,799
No ostrich fuckers
here, hicks.

635
00:24:41,832 --> 00:24:44,065
I hear you're going around
town saying I'm full of shit.

636
00:24:44,099 --> 00:24:45,499
‐Jivin' Pete.
‐(KATY SIGHS)

637
00:24:45,532 --> 00:24:47,632
Bad gas travels fast
in a small town.

638
00:24:48,732 --> 00:24:50,399
Yes, I did say that.

639
00:24:50,432 --> 00:24:52,032
And that my friends
and I are so into ourselves

640
00:24:52,065 --> 00:24:53,865
we probably suck
each other off?

641
00:24:56,465 --> 00:24:59,065
Yes, I did say that too.

642
00:24:59,099 --> 00:25:00,765
Would you say it to my face?

643
00:25:02,832 --> 00:25:04,532
I'm embarrassed
this got to you

644
00:25:04,565 --> 00:25:05,865
before you heard it from me.

645
00:25:05,899 --> 00:25:07,465
You should be.

646
00:25:07,499 --> 00:25:09,699
I'm not the type of prick
to take the side door.

647
00:25:09,732 --> 00:25:11,499
I'll come right up
front and knock.

648
00:25:11,532 --> 00:25:12,632
Good.

649
00:25:17,865 --> 00:25:19,665
‐Knock‐knock.
‐Who's...

650
00:25:20,865 --> 00:25:22,732
You're at Jivin' Pete's.

651
00:25:22,765 --> 00:25:24,865
I think you're full of shit
and you and your pals think

652
00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:27,732
so much of yourselves you
probably suck each other off.

653
00:25:27,765 --> 00:25:29,799
JIVIN' PETE:
Are you fuckin' serious?

654
00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:31,765
What's anybody
gonna do about it?

655
00:25:48,732 --> 00:25:50,432
Say you're sorry.

656
00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:51,865
JIVIN' PETE: I'm sorry.

657
00:25:51,899 --> 00:25:55,499
Don't honk at girls,
and don't holler at girls.

658
00:25:55,532 --> 00:25:56,999
And don't talk to them when
they're not interested

659
00:25:57,032 --> 00:25:58,399
in talking to you.

660
00:25:58,432 --> 00:25:59,665
And don't talk to 'em unless

661
00:25:59,699 --> 00:26:01,332
they're interested
in talking to you.

662
00:26:02,132 --> 00:26:03,599
10‐4?

663
00:26:03,632 --> 00:26:04,899
Over and out.

664
00:26:04,932 --> 00:26:06,999
(MUSIC PLAYING)

665
00:27:31,999 --> 00:27:33,332
(INAUDIBLE)

666
00:27:35,699 --> 00:27:37,032
(INAUDIBLE)

667
00:27:46,599 --> 00:27:48,465
(INAUDIBLE)

668
00:27:56,565 --> 00:27:58,032
(INAUDIBLE)