1 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,012 Allegedlys. 2 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:13,546 Absolutely all activities, 3 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:15,048 acts and Ag Hall antics. 4 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,883 - Businesses... - Bustles, bar nights, 5 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:18,518 bits, buck'n does. - Chores. 6 00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:21,388 Campaigns, chronicles, contracts and commitments... 7 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:22,856 - Dirty dangles. - Donnybrooks. 8 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,791 Deeds, duties, doings and dealings... 9 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:26,493 - Eventually... - End. 10 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:30,764 (birds chirping) 11 00:00:33,099 --> 00:00:34,167 Fuckin embarrassing. 12 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:35,735 Ah, for fuck's sake, friends. 13 00:00:35,835 --> 00:00:37,070 Give your balls a tug. 14 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:39,472 Get glad, go grin, gather glee. 15 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:41,141 - How'r ya now? - Have happiness. 16 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:42,876 Hoots and hollers. Hearty he-he's 17 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:45,078 and howling ha-ha's. Have a hernia, heck! 18 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:47,547 Initially idiotic and infinitely immature. 19 00:00:47,647 --> 00:00:49,315 It's interprovincial, international 20 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:52,619 and interconnecting. Influential and impactful indeed. 21 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,687 Infamously intelligent, isn't it? 22 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,156 - Jacked. - Judgements are justified, 23 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,658 but joy is juicier. Jostle your jollies. 24 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:00,593 - K. - Kindly rekindle kinships 25 00:01:00,693 --> 00:01:02,362 and kiss kittens 'cause it's kooky, 26 00:01:02,462 --> 00:01:04,697 kind-hearted and a little bit kinky. 27 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,599 - Letterkenny. - Legen-dary. 28 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:07,934 - McMurray. - Mrs. McMurray. 29 00:01:08,034 --> 00:01:09,602 - Neighbours. - Nut tuggers and no necks, 30 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:12,172 nut sacks. Nicotine and nose bleeds, numb nuts. 31 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:15,208 No needless negativity or unnecessary noise up north. 32 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:16,776 - Ostrich. - Obsessively observant 33 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:19,512 and outwardly obscene. Organized and original. 34 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:21,214 Outlandish and unorthodox. 35 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:23,349 Occasionally offensive to opposition. 36 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:24,651 Overprotective. 37 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,619 - Pitter-patter. - We're pertnear perfectly 38 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:28,221 patient and proper particular, 39 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:29,956 but if you poke and prod, we'll pop. 40 00:01:30,056 --> 00:01:31,724 - Queer? - Questionable. 41 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:32,859 - Really? - Roald! 42 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:34,761 Skoden. (both): Stoodis. 43 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:36,196 - Today. - Turn off Twitter 44 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:37,764 and take the time to treasure town. 45 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:39,866 - Understood? - We're unkempt and undercooked, 46 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,735 but not uppity or untoward. United unconditionally. 47 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,471 - Virtuous. - We're violent and venomous, 48 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:47,740 but not vultures or vagrants. Got values. Got vertebrae. 49 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:48,741 Wayne! 50 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,343 We will whip your whatchamacallit. 51 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,213 But well, we'd rather work 52 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:55,381 wordlessly in worthy weather without wrath. 53 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:58,218 We're well-wishers. Wise-cracking's how we're wired, 54 00:01:58,318 --> 00:02:00,487 but warmth and widespread wealth is the way. 55 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:02,322 Whether you're weird... - Wondrous! 56 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:05,158 ...wayward or witless, you're welcome. 57 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:06,993 - Exactly. - Ekspecialleh. 58 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:08,328 (exclaiming) 59 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:09,195 After a zillion zippy, 60 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,497 zany zingers, we're zapped. 61 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,031 Got zilch, zero, zipola, 62 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,466 so now we... - Zip it. 63 00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:18,238 (birds chirping) 64 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:20,240 (rooster calling) 65 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:22,475 (upbeat music) 66 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:29,048 (rock music) 67 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:43,690 Like, when I die, I want my future husband 68 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:46,359 to snort my ashes off his new girlfriend's tits. 69 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:47,760 (laughing) Right? 70 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:49,862 So I can go out of this world like I came into it: 71 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,931 In a weird threesome. (laughter) 72 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:54,867 I feel like the only time we come home to visit anymore 73 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,603 is for funerals and weddings. 74 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:58,671 I'm in my thirties now, so everyone keeps asking 75 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:00,406 when I'm gonna get married, and it's like, 76 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:02,308 when I stop getting broken up with. 77 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,010 (laughter) You guys know this, 78 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:05,678 my cousin got married, she called me a month later, 79 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:07,847 she was like, "I'm getting a divorce." I was like, 80 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:10,617 "I haven't even had my next period yet." 81 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:12,585 (laughing) 82 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,621 (indistinct chatter) 83 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,358 Bro, I wanna smash my old billet sister so bad. 84 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:20,426 Bro, I wanted to smash my old billet sister so bad 85 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:22,095 when she was my actual billet sister, but now, 86 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,063 I want to smash my old billet sister super bad. 87 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:25,565 Funny girls are the best, buddy. 88 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:27,567 I know, buddy. It's 'cause they're fun to be around even 89 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:29,369 when you're not smashing. - 'Cause they're funny? 90 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:31,571 Yeah, 'cause they're funny, they're fun to be around 91 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:33,273 even when you're not smashing. - Let's take a run 92 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:34,941 at our billet sisters, bro. - Let's take a run 93 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:36,042 at our billet sisters, buddy. 94 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:37,343 (both): Na-nah! 95 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,478 Are you glad to be homes 96 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:39,946 from your vacations to Mexicos, Ms. Katys? 97 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:41,247 It's always good to be home. 98 00:04:41,347 --> 00:04:43,116 Well, I can see you never wore your sunblock. 99 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,584 Well, neither did this guy. 100 00:04:44,684 --> 00:04:46,085 'Sup, Squirrelly tan? 101 00:04:46,185 --> 00:04:47,620 So what was your favourite part? 102 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,055 Oh, doozy of a question, Dary. 103 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:51,391 The sun, the beaches, the ocean, 104 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:54,160 the cervezas, siestas, and the margaritas. 105 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,129 It was all like one big, beautiful dream. 106 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,798 I've kinda been thinking about it a lot since I left. 107 00:04:59,766 --> 00:05:01,301 Well, you better wear your sun block 108 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,369 or your skin will look like an old saddle bag. 109 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:04,937 - Alex. - Olive. 110 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,139 - Ry-guy. - Jo-Jo. 111 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:07,940 Isn't it crazy that we lived in the same house 112 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:10,977 for so long and never, like... succumbed to it. 113 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:12,178 Succumbed to it? 114 00:05:12,278 --> 00:05:13,646 Yeah, I think it was pretty nutty 115 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:16,382 we lived in the same house for so long and never, like... 116 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:18,284 surrendered to it. 117 00:05:18,384 --> 00:05:20,253 - To what? - To like... 118 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:21,587 Never mind. 119 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,623 Are you guys trying to smash your billet sisters? 120 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:25,291 I'm trying to smash my billet sister, yes. 121 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:26,526 Yeah, we talked back there 122 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:27,827 and both decided we'd both try 123 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:29,028 to smash our billet sisters. 124 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:30,630 First of all, no! 125 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,632 But second, I'm curious, 126 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:35,234 we lived in the same house and you never took a run at us. 127 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:37,370 Why now? - We weren't as cock sure 128 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,005 at that time of our lives, boys. 129 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:40,707 But I'll have you know, I was in my bedroom 130 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:44,210 across the hall wailing on it to you two to four times a day. 131 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:46,145 Yeah, I wouldn't want you to worry about that. 132 00:05:46,245 --> 00:05:48,381 I was hammering on it to you three to five times a day, 133 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:49,482 in the bedroom next to yours. 134 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:50,750 - Three to five? - Two to four? 135 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,452 Yeah, but I was only wailin' on it to you 136 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:55,321 2-4 times a day because I was wailin' on it to my billet mom, 137 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:57,824 your real mom, 1-2 times a day. 138 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:59,459 Yeah, in addition to hammering on it to you 139 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:02,662 3-5 times a day I was also hammering on it to my billet mom, 140 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,097 your real mom, 1-2 times a day, 141 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,998 and often an additional 1-2 times a day 142 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,633 to Jonesy's billet mom which is-- 143 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:08,835 - My real mom. - Yes. 144 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:10,069 Thank you. 145 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,338 Watching those gals do the stand-up comedys 146 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:14,407 reminds me when I did my observational humours 147 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:16,042 at the talent shows ways backs whens. 148 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:17,477 That sure was observational, Dan. 149 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:19,412 Observational... humour. 150 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,347 Some say the observationalist. 151 00:06:21,447 --> 00:06:23,516 Not such a fond memory for you eh, Dary? 152 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:25,718 Let's hear it for Daryl. 153 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:27,820 - Oh, it wasn't that bad. - Was too. 154 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,555 - But was it? - Can confirm. 155 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:30,790 Yeah, no, it was bad. 156 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,558 Some say the baddest. 157 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:37,363 So... what's say we finally... succumb? 158 00:06:37,463 --> 00:06:39,899 - Ugh. - Dog shit line, Ry-guy. 159 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:41,167 - Huh? - At least be funny. 160 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,169 - When? - Always, preferably. 161 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:44,804 - We're funny. - Unintentionally. 162 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,239 What's so good about funny guys? 163 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:47,407 They're still fun to be around 164 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:48,941 even when you're not smashing. 165 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:51,377 (indistinct chatter) 166 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:53,913 (both): They're just like us. 167 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:57,583 You know, I think I might takes my observational humours outs for another spin. 168 00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:00,319 - Might what? - The fuck are you doing? 169 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,721 Dan's gonna try stand-up comedy. 170 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,456 Girls love guys who are funny. 171 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:04,924 - Apparently. - The fuck are you doing? 172 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:06,459 We could do stand-up comedy, buddy. 173 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:08,261 - No, you couldn't. - We'd be good at it, buddy. 174 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:10,229 - No, you wouldn't. - Then, our billet sisters 175 00:07:10,329 --> 00:07:11,264 would think we're funny. 176 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:12,532 And then, we'll get to smash them. 177 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,667 Boys, stand-up comedy doesn't look easy. 178 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:17,203 Neither do our billet sisters, but that's not gonna stop us. 179 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:18,704 (zippers closing) 180 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:21,941 - You should try it. - Why don't you try it? 181 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:24,410 Because I'd rather be a master of one trade than a jack of all. 182 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:27,046 - I'd rather jack off all. - What are you a master of? 183 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:28,581 Bating. (all): Heyo! 184 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:30,216 Every comedian needs an audience. 185 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:31,617 And every audience needs a heckler. 186 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:33,519 - We should all gives it a trys. - Hard no. 187 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,588 Ah, come on, good buddys. You likes chattings with people 188 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,757 at the grocery store and the banks and whatnots. 189 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:39,559 Youse could be a crowd works comics. 190 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,394 - Hmm. - Do it. 191 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:43,296 And Ms. Katys, you likes to say that skids are-- 192 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:44,797 - Greasy. - And that hockey players-- 193 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:46,966 Would grab a monkey by the tit if they could. 194 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:48,334 Youse could be a roast comics. 195 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:49,535 Do it! 196 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,103 - What about me? - No. 197 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,572 - Huh? - Nope! 198 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:53,973 - Why? - Talent show. 199 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:55,141 Dary, besides from the time 200 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,143 I seen you singing Beyonce in the car wash, 201 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:59,345 you're not much of a performer. - You get the yips, bud. 202 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:01,047 But I make people laugh all the time. 203 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:03,449 - Unintentionally. - Don't worry, buddy. 204 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:05,084 I'm told we do that too. 205 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:06,519 Dary, comedians have to be cool. 206 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:08,187 And now I'm not cool? 207 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:11,991 Well, now, don't everybody answer all at once. 208 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:15,027 And you know what, Dary, even by your standards, 209 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:17,663 those barn clothes are particularly ripe "todee". 210 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:19,298 A wee bit spicy, bud. 211 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,968 - Hmm. - We'll needs a hosts. 212 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:30,343 (rhythmic music) 213 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:34,040 Welcome to MoDean's. I'm Alex. 214 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,841 And I'm Olive. (cheering) 215 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:39,879 Some circles may know us as Reilly and Jonesy's old billet sisters. 216 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,714 Unfortunately. (laughter) 217 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:42,949 You know, it's such a cliche 218 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:44,183 to hook up with your billet brothers. 219 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:45,551 Which is why we've never done it. 220 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:47,386 But that didn't stop our old billet brothers 221 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:49,055 from trying to hook up with us last weekend. 222 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,257 They actually told us that they used to masturbate to us. 223 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:52,658 (crowd exclaiming) (both): Used to?! 224 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,594 Hey, Alex, who do you go clam digging to? 225 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:57,396 Oh, my God, um... Norm MacDonald, 226 00:09:57,496 --> 00:09:59,632 Chris Farley, George Carlin. 227 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:01,067 Wait, they're all old. 228 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,735 It's my daddy issues showing. 229 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,103 (laughter) 230 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:06,606 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your first comic 231 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:10,276 of the evening, the next king of crowd work, it's Wayne. 232 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,078 (applause) 233 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:17,850 (clearing throat) 234 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:24,824 - How'r ya now? - Good'n you? 235 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:26,058 Not s'bad. 236 00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:27,793 N'you? - Good'n you? 237 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:29,362 Not too bad. 238 00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,832 So how's your beer? - Pretty good. Yours? 239 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:34,166 It's not too bad. 240 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,068 If you hold the bottle by the neck there, 241 00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:38,337 rather than the body she'll stay cold longer. 242 00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:39,805 Right on. 243 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,246 So how's your old man? - Pretty good. 244 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:49,482 - He's a good guy. - He's a real good guy. 245 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,117 He's a great guy. 246 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,587 So is Debbie still smokin'? - No, she quit. 247 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,956 - Did she really? - Yeah, she got pregnant. 248 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:59,125 She used to smoke all the time in high school. 249 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,293 Did you get the quad or the side-by-side? 250 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,795 Side-by-side. You should get one. 251 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,463 No, I got enough toys as it is. 252 00:11:04,563 --> 00:11:06,098 When do the jokes start?! 253 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,633 He hit some loose gravel on the shoulder 254 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,702 and went into the rhubarb. - Did he go into the ditch? 255 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:11,237 No, he hopped the ditch. 256 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,073 - So a bunch of damage or...? - Not enough to file a claim. 257 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,342 You don't wanna get insurance involved unless you have to. 258 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,877 Oh, yeah, they'll pull your pants down. 259 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,046 They'll pull your pants right down. 260 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:27,586 Too much fun. 261 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,889 Well, we'll talk to ya. 262 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,391 (applause) 263 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,498 That was... crowd work! 264 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:41,534 (applause) That was work for the crowd. 265 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:42,868 (laughter) 266 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:44,437 Shot of Gus'n Bru please, Gailer. 267 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,338 You're white as a sheet, cowboy. 268 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:47,707 I'm fine. 269 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,543 (indistinct chatter) 270 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:55,915 Thank you. 271 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:58,050 (laughter) 272 00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,819 Ladies and gentlemen, you all know him. 273 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,755 You all love him. Back with more of his observational humour... 274 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,256 It's Squirrelly Dan! 275 00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:06,292 (applause) 276 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,197 Thank you, Alex. Thank you, Olive. 277 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,032 It's greats to be heres, guys. 278 00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:16,235 Did yous evers notice... 279 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:17,436 (laughter) 280 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:18,971 That whenevers you ask your gal 281 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,573 if she hungries, she always says no. 282 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,875 So you goes ahead, makes yourself up a plate, 283 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,410 and she ends up eating half of it! 284 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,345 (laughter) 285 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:29,381 Kinda makes a fella wonder... don't its? 286 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,784 (laughter) 287 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:34,253 And did... 288 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:36,055 yous evers notice... 289 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,090 (continues indistinctly) 290 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,892 Mickey Gibraltar. 291 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:41,560 My palms are pretty sweaty. 292 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,963 I've palmed worse today, super chief. What's your name? 293 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,598 Daryl. 294 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:47,366 What did you say your name was again? 295 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,835 Mickey Gibraltar. My friends call me Mick. 296 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,204 So... you can call me Mick. 297 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,440 - Okay. - You look like the kind of guy 298 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,908 that could use a shot of Gus'n Bru. 299 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:57,843 I could use a shot of Gus'n Bru. 300 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,845 But... there's no Gail. 301 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,180 It's your lucky day, big shooter. 302 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,082 I've got two shots of Gus'n Bru right here. 303 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,551 One for me, one for you. 304 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:06,986 Are you sure? 305 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,321 Yeah. The other one was for my sister and she's not here yet. 306 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,757 So she'll never know. Unless you tell her. 307 00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:14,226 - I'm not gonna tell her. - Don't tell her, good buddy! 308 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:16,128 Don't you tell her. (laughing) 309 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:17,696 I won't tell her. 310 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,931 Let's get these down the gullet. 311 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,534 Destroy the evidence, eh? Cin, cin. 312 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:24,804 So you getting up there tonight? 313 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,272 That's a Texas sized 10-4. 314 00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:27,840 Oh. Now I'm excited. 315 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:30,009 You strike me as a cool, funny guy. 316 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,778 You're gonna do great, good buddy. 317 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,313 You're gonna do great. 318 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:35,714 (laughter) 319 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,850 When do the jokes start?! 320 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,952 Kinda makes a fella wonder... 321 00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:42,021 (all): Don't it? 322 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,856 (laughter) 323 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,157 All right, thank you so much. 324 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:46,425 That's my time. (cheering) 325 00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:47,960 Thank you so much. That was really easy. 326 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,562 I don't know why people make such a big deal. 327 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,730 Doesn't look like you need any encouragement 328 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,699 but let's keep it going for Squirrelly Dan! 329 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:55,768 (applause) 330 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:58,437 Up next we've got a comic with his own, 331 00:13:58,537 --> 00:13:59,939 homegrown style of comedy. 332 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,775 This up-and-comer takes problems that you or me or anyone 333 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:06,178 in a small town would face and puts his own comedic spin on it. 334 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,013 Daryl, what are you calling it again? 335 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:09,915 - Letterkenny Problems. - That's it. 336 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,318 Ladies and gentlemen, with his Letterkenny Problems, 337 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,520 please welcome to the stage Daryl! 338 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,255 (applause) 339 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:23,762 (microphone feedback) 340 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:29,969 (clears throat) 341 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,371 You seen your ex-sweetie holding hands with a guy 342 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,006 who kicked your ass one time in high school, 343 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,175 and that's just about enough to make you want to drown yourself 344 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,444 in a potted plant. (laughter) 345 00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,679 (chuckling) 346 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,248 But it's okay because your ex-sweetie 347 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:43,582 used to look at herself in the mirror 348 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:44,850 every time after she took a poop 349 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,552 to see if her tummy was any flatter. 350 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,587 (laughter) 351 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,723 (maniacal laughter) - I'm sorry! 352 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:53,259 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everybody. 353 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,127 (continues laughing) I did not see that coming. 354 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,829 I wasn't ready. I kinda pictured a girl 355 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,864 looking at herself in the mirror after she's laying the cable. 356 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,399 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Go, go. 357 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:02,001 (laughter) 358 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,702 Your second cousint put her toddler in a onesie 359 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:06,405 that said "to snatching kisses and vice versa." 360 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:09,141 (laughter) - No! 361 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,176 Goddamn, so good! 362 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,445 Your third or fourth cousint was the only one left to fuck 363 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,547 at the end of the night, and when there's no more firewood, 364 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,916 sometimes you gotta burn the axe handle. 365 00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:19,518 (laughter) 366 00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:22,121 When do the jokes start? 367 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,456 It's funny, this one's actually about you, Stewart. 368 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:25,891 (laughter) 369 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,993 You saw a skid one time put his name wrong 370 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:31,530 in the computer at bowling and you always figured that their nickname "Stewrat" 371 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,832 would stick. (laughter) 372 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,370 He's killing me. 373 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,373 The government tried to bust you for switching plates 374 00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:43,375 on your 4-wheelers and that stuffed shirt 375 00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,277 could suck cold shit through a wool sock. 376 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,313 (laughter) 377 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,982 (applause) 378 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,350 That's gonna do it for me. 379 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,985 But like your second cousint always says, 380 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,554 liquor before beer, poker in the rear. 381 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:58,357 (laughter) (applause) 382 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,561 That might be the comedian of the night! 383 00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,964 Keep it going for Daryl! Daryl, everybody! 384 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,765 (cheering) 385 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,500 I knew you'd be great! I knew you'd be great! 386 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,402 Oh, my God, cool and funny, that's what I said. 387 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,438 Can I get another beer? That was so funny. 388 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:15,140 (suffocating laughter) 389 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,143 Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to be tag-teamed 390 00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,712 by these next two comics. 391 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,647 Which, personally, is my worst nightmare. 392 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,782 Please welcome the boys who used to hammer on it 393 00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:27,019 in the bedrooms beside us 3-5 or 4-6 times a night... 394 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:28,620 It's Reilly! - And Jonesy. 395 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,622 (applause) 396 00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:35,127 - Um... Alex? - Ry-Guy. 397 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,295 - Olive? - Jo-Jo. 398 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,263 (both): Can you guys stay up here with us? 399 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:41,467 You didn't like our line when we took a run at you last weekend, 400 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,937 so we took some classics and put our own spin on them. 401 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,639 Hey girl, aside from being sexy, 402 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,141 what else do you do for a living? 403 00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,977 Aside from annoying women, what do you do for a living? 404 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:53,345 (laughter) 405 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,116 Um... you kinda gotta let us finish though. 406 00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,684 Okay. What else you got? 407 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,553 Are you a garage? Because I wanna park it inside you. 408 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,522 I'm not looking for a compact vehicle. 409 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:04,957 (laughing) 410 00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,358 Although I do have a pretty small garage, 411 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,327 if you know what I'm sayin'. (laughing) 412 00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:12,231 Okay, but... You kinda have to let us finish the joke. 413 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,999 Sorry. This is batting practice for us. 414 00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:16,301 - Easy dingers. - But we'll try. We'll try. 415 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,037 Hey, girl. Are you the board game Clue? 416 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,572 Because I wanna get you alone in the Conservatory with a rope. 417 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:22,007 Are you the board game Clue? 418 00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:23,642 Because I would like to get you in the ballroom 419 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:26,678 with the lead pipe! (laughing) 420 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,313 We just gotta wheel, bro. 421 00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:30,315 Just gotta get that joke out before they jump in. 422 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,650 Okay, buddy? Wheel, wheel, wheel. 423 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:32,851 Wheel, buddy. Wheel, buddy. 424 00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:34,219 (clears throat) Hey, girl. 425 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,522 If you were small words on a page, you'd be fine print. 426 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,724 Because I can't read you and I'm not even gonna try 427 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,859 to understand you. (laughing) 428 00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:43,028 Bit of self-deprecating humour. Okay. 429 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,863 Hey, girl. My name's Microsoft. 430 00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,532 Can I crash at your place tonight? 431 00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:47,966 He's named after my dick. (laughing) 432 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,701 - I can handle this angle. - Give 'em some runway? 433 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,937 - Let's give 'em some runway. - You must be a wetsuit 434 00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:55,774 and I must be the sun because you are tight and I make you dry. 435 00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,843 (laughing) 436 00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:01,747 Hey, girl. This condom in my pocket's gonna expire tomorrow. 437 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,549 Do you wanna help me use... 438 00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,751 Oh wait, never mind. It's way too big. 439 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,453 (laughing) 440 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,288 Hey, girl. Do you mind touching me 441 00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:11,457 so I can tell my friends I was touched by an angel? 442 00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:12,724 I swear if you fart... 443 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,393 - Is this intimate? - So intimate. 444 00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,762 Yeah, my doctor suggested I tell people I'm intimate 445 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,231 with that you've come in contact with two STDs. 446 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:21,300 Okay. (laughing) 447 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,103 - But seriously, boys. - Oh seriously now, boys? 448 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:26,438 - Yeah, seri-dawg, boys. - Okay, seri-dawg, boys. 449 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,574 I have a problem and I really need your help. 450 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,442 Oh, you've got a lot of problems. 451 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:31,777 - Me too. - You're beyond help. 452 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,645 There's something wrong with my phone. 453 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:34,980 - Oh? - Mine too. 454 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,149 And what's that? (both): Your number's not in it. 455 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,251 (crowd exclaiming) (laughing) 456 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:42,921 (both): Put it in! (crowd): Put it in! 457 00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:44,957 Put it in! 458 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,792 Put it in! 459 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,293 Put it in! 460 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:50,596 (cheering) 461 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,631 Wheel, snipe, celly boys! 462 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,700 Dirty fuckin' dangles, boys! 463 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,301 Thank you, Letterkenny! 464 00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,770 (cheering) 465 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,606 Okay, okay, shut the fuck up. 466 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,474 That was humiliating enough. 467 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:04,810 Let's forget about it by bringing up your final comic 468 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,278 of the evening, shall we? 469 00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:07,446 We've got a real treat 470 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,414 for you, ladies and gentlemen. A roast comic. 471 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,583 Wait. No one here gets offended too easily, do they? 472 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:15,787 (all): No. No one here gets offended here too easily. 473 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,690 - Wow. That's refreshing. - Yeah, that's different. Why? 474 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:21,860 (all): Because there are real problems in the world. 475 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,428 Fuckin-A. 476 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,364 Please welcome your final comic of the evening, 477 00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:28,800 a local hero, heart throb and household name... 478 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:29,801 It's Katy! 479 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,570 (applause) 480 00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:36,542 Hi, everyone. Thanks for having me. 481 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,977 Let's make some noise for all of you. 482 00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:41,647 You guys have been amazing sports tonight. 483 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,382 It's really great to be here. 484 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,284 Squirrelly Dan is here tonight. 485 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,451 Squirrelly Dan! 486 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,287 Let's hear it for him. (applause, cheering) 487 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,788 He was terrific. 488 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:53,992 Dan is the only guy I know who has sex dreams about food. 489 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:57,296 He kinda looks like Larry the guy who can't afford cable? 490 00:19:57,396 --> 00:20:00,899 (laughing) Wayne! Love you, big brother. 491 00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:02,568 (applause) So Wayne didn't do 492 00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:05,571 any actual jokes tonight. He just came up here and acted like himself. 493 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,806 He showed you his true personality, 494 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:10,008 which ultimately is the real joke. 495 00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:12,344 (laughing) 496 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:15,147 And then, we've got Gail. (applause, cheering) 497 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:18,684 Thank you so much for letting us use of your establishment, as always. 498 00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:22,087 Gail fucks so many dudes, that I'd call her a home wrecker, 499 00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:24,656 but the dudes she fucks don't really have homes. 500 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:27,226 (exclaiming) (laughing) 501 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,528 You're familiar with the town bicycle, right? 502 00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,597 Well, Gail's more like the town fishing pole. 503 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:34,233 Because if you reel her in, you're probably gonna catch something. 504 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,868 (laughing) 505 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,371 - When do the jokes start? - Seriously, Stew-rat, 506 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,540 you're gonna make somebody cry with that tonight. 507 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,675 Can't handle a little heckling? 508 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:46,578 I meant your face. (laughing) 509 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:50,549 I'm told Stewrat is a lot like that schneef he loves so much. 510 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,585 He doesn't last long and it's never worth it. 511 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:55,220 (laughing) 512 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,224 And now, we've got Reilly, and with Reilly comes Jonesy. 513 00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:01,193 These dudes claim to be ladies' men, 514 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,562 but the only box they ever see is the penalty box. 515 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,931 And lucky for them, they only have to last two minutes in there. 516 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:09,401 (laughing) Reilly, Jonesy... 517 00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,403 You're like an old cat lady, because you're obsessed 518 00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:13,639 with pussy and you're probably gonna die alone. 519 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:16,174 (exclaiming) 520 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,578 Alright, alright. And now, we've got Daryl. 521 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:22,080 Dary, what do I say about Dary? 522 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:23,649 Uh... 523 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,651 Thanks for taking a break from freeloading 524 00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:27,786 on our farm to be here tonight. 525 00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,087 (laughing) 526 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:31,823 Dary has all the charm of that sketchy guy 527 00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:34,393 who is running a model search in a strip mall. 528 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,228 You know that guy? Yeah? (laughing) 529 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,430 Dary works with farm animals and I think that's great. 530 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:42,301 It's important to be on the same intellectual level as your colleagues. 531 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,002 (laughing) 532 00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:47,773 Doesn't Dary look like he just dirt biked over here from his divorce hearing? 533 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:49,207 (laughing) 534 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,511 Dary is pals with the toughest guy in Letterkenny, 535 00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,112 but Dary is tough too! 536 00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:55,614 (applause) Yeah. Tough to look at, 537 00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:59,451 tough to talk to, tough to be around, 538 00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:02,054 tough to love... (laughing) 539 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:06,525 (upbeat music) 540 00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:49,988 Oh, it's a little slippy out there, super chief. 541 00:24:50,088 --> 00:24:52,090 - Say you're sorry. - For slipping? 542 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:53,625 Wayne! 543 00:24:53,725 --> 00:24:55,460 Cool it. 544 00:24:55,927 --> 00:24:57,262 Yeah, big shooter. 545 00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:58,463 Cool it. 546 00:24:58,563 --> 00:24:59,731 Wayne! 547 00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,367 Let's have a dart. 548 00:25:09,074 --> 00:25:12,377 No sense causing a big stink the night before I leave. 549 00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:14,613 No one wants a fuss, eh? 550 00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:16,548 Ain't no reason to get excited. 551 00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:18,483 You're not gonna see me for a week. 552 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:21,953 Well, your Pitbull rescue pals out west will be happy to see you. 553 00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:23,889 You're gonna be sad all week missing me? 554 00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:26,224 Might be a wee bit sad, yeah. 555 00:25:27,425 --> 00:25:29,728 You don't have to do something 556 00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:31,997 every time a drunk dude bumps me. 557 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:34,165 Comes with the territory. 558 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:35,534 Of what? 559 00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:37,602 Being the toughest guy in Letterkenny? 560 00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:41,206 Must be tiring after a while. 561 00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:44,175 Always having the pork chop around your neck. 562 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:45,577 Boar chop. 563 00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:47,279 Boar chops are s'gawddam good. 564 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,648 The man loves boar chops. 565 00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:51,383 I gotta pack. 566 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:52,651 Comin' now? 567 00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:55,887 I'll finish my beer and come crawl in. 568 00:25:57,122 --> 00:26:00,525 I wonder how important being the toughest guy in Letterkenny 569 00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:02,027 needs to be to you anymore. 570 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:04,195 I've had this conversation before. 571 00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:05,997 It's fine if it is. 572 00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:07,332 I just wonder. 573 00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:09,067 Maybe it isn't. 574 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,438 (car seatbelt warning beeping) 575 00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:19,244 (engine starting) 576 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:43,234 (upbeat music) 577 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:22,641 Subtitling: difuze