1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:00,633 It 2 00:00:00,633 --> 00:00:00,667 It's 3 00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:00,700 It's M 4 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:00,734 It's Mon 5 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:00,767 It's Monda 6 00:00:00,767 --> 00:00:00,800 It's Monday 7 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:00,834 It's Monday al 8 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:00,867 It's Monday alre 9 00:00:00,867 --> 00:00:00,900 It's Monday alread 10 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:02,002 It's Monday already? 11 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:03,770 You don't know what day of the week it is? 12 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:05,138 Everyday's the same... 13 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:06,473 When you're unemployed? 14 00:00:06,473 --> 00:00:08,675 I've got some pictures I can send you but I wanna see 15 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,510 what you're working first. 16 00:00:10,643 --> 00:00:11,678 Okay. 17 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:13,179 My laptop just got stolen. 18 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:14,447 You took nudes? 19 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:16,149 I don't see what the big deal is. 20 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:17,984 Please tell me that you left your face out of them. 21 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,519 Not the face! 22 00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:21,087 (Together) Never the face! 23 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:22,822 Daddy, that man look like a-- 24 00:00:22,989 --> 00:00:23,757 (Elevator dings) 25 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:27,327 ♪ 26 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:33,666 ♪ 27 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:45,045 Allegedlys. 28 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,579 Absolutely all activities, 29 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:48,081 acts and Ag Hall antics. 30 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:49,916 - Businesses... - Bustles, bar nights, 31 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:51,551 bits, buck'n does. - Chores. 32 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:54,421 Campaigns, chronicles, contracts and commitments... 33 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:55,889 - Dirty dangles. - Donnybrooks. 34 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,824 Deeds, duties, doings and dealings... 35 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,526 - Eventually... - End. 36 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:03,797 (birds chirping) 37 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:07,200 Fuckin embarrassing. 38 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,768 Ah, for fuck's sake, friends. 39 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:10,103 Give your balls a tug. 40 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:12,505 Get glad, go grin, gather glee. 41 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:14,174 - How'r ya now? - Have happiness. 42 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,909 Hoots and hollers. Hearty he-he's 43 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,111 and howling ha-ha's. Have a hernia, heck! 44 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:20,580 Initially idiotic and infinitely immature. 45 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,348 It's interprovincial, international 46 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:25,652 and interconnecting. Influential and impactful indeed. 47 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,720 Infamously intelligent, isn't it? 48 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,189 - Jacked. - Judgements are justified, 49 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:31,691 but joy is juicier. Jostle your jollies. 50 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:33,626 - K. - Kindly rekindle kinships 51 00:01:33,726 --> 00:01:35,395 and kiss kittens 'cause it's kooky, 52 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:37,730 kind-hearted and a little bit kinky. 53 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,632 - Letterkenny. - Legen-dary. 54 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:40,967 - McMurray. - Mrs. McMurray. 55 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:42,635 - Neighbours. - Nut tuggers and no necks, 56 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:45,205 nut sacks. Nicotine and nose bleeds, numb nuts. 57 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:48,241 No needless negativity or unnecessary noise up north. 58 00:01:48,341 --> 00:01:49,809 - Ostrich. - Obsessively observant 59 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:52,545 and outwardly obscene. Organized and original. 60 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:54,247 Outlandish and unorthodox. 61 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:56,382 Occasionally offensive to opposition. 62 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:57,684 Overprotective. 63 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,652 - Pitter-patter. - We're pertnear perfectly 64 00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:01,254 patient and proper particular, 65 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:02,989 but if you poke and prod, we'll pop. 66 00:02:03,089 --> 00:02:04,757 - Queer? - Questionable. 67 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:05,892 - Really? - Roald! 68 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:07,794 Skoden. (both): Stoodis. 69 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,229 - Today. - Turn off Twitter 70 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:10,797 and take the time to treasure town. 71 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:12,899 - Understood? - We're unkempt and undercooked, 72 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:15,768 but not uppity or untoward. United unconditionally. 73 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,504 - Virtuous. - We're violent and venomous, 74 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:20,773 but not vultures or vagrants. Got values. Got vertebrae. 75 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:21,774 Wayne! 76 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,376 We will whip your whatchamacallit. 77 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:26,246 But well, we'd rather work 78 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:28,414 wordlessly in worthy weather without wrath. 79 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:31,251 We're well-wishers. Wise-cracking's how we're wired, 80 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:33,520 but warmth and widespread wealth is the way. 81 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,355 Whether you're weird... - Wondrous! 82 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:38,191 ...wayward or witless, you're welcome. 83 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:40,026 - Exactly. - Ekspecialleh. 84 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:41,361 (exclaiming) 85 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:42,228 After a zillion zippy, 86 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:43,530 zany zingers, we're zapped. 87 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:45,064 Got zilch, zero, zipola, 88 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,499 so now we... - Zip it. 89 00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:51,271 (birds chirping) 90 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,273 (rooster calling) 91 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,508 (upbeat music) 92 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:02,081 (rock music) 93 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:16,723 Like, when I die, I want my future husband 94 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:19,392 to snort my ashes off his new girlfriend's tits. 95 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:20,793 (laughing) Right? 96 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:22,895 So I can go out of this world like I came into it: 97 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,964 In a weird threesome. (laughter) 98 00:04:25,064 --> 00:04:27,900 I feel like the only time we come home to visit anymore 99 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,636 is for funerals and weddings. 100 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:31,704 I'm in my thirties now, so everyone keeps asking 101 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:33,439 when I'm gonna get married, and it's like, 102 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:35,341 when I stop getting broken up with. 103 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,043 (laughter) You guys know this, 104 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:38,711 my cousin got married, she called me a month later, 105 00:04:38,811 --> 00:04:40,880 she was like, "I'm getting a divorce." I was like, 106 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:43,650 "I haven't even had my next period yet." 107 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,618 (laughing) 108 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:47,654 (indistinct chatter) 109 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,391 Bro, I wanna smash my old billet sister so bad. 110 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:53,459 Bro, I wanted to smash my old billet sister so bad 111 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:55,128 when she was my actual billet sister, but now, 112 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,096 I want to smash my old billet sister super bad. 113 00:04:57,196 --> 00:04:58,598 Funny girls are the best, buddy. 114 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:00,600 I know, buddy. It's 'cause they're fun to be around even 115 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,402 when you're not smashing. - 'Cause they're funny? 116 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:04,604 Yeah, 'cause they're funny, they're fun to be around 117 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:06,306 even when you're not smashing. - Let's take a run 118 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:07,974 at our billet sisters, bro. - Let's take a run 119 00:05:08,074 --> 00:05:09,075 at our billet sisters, buddy. 120 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:10,376 (both): Na-nah! 121 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:11,511 Are you glad to be homes 122 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:12,979 from your vacations to Mexicos, Ms. Katys? 123 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:14,280 It's always good to be home. 124 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,149 Well, I can see you never wore your sunblock. 125 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:17,617 Well, neither did this guy. 126 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,118 'Sup, Squirrelly tan? 127 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:20,653 So what was your favourite part? 128 00:05:20,753 --> 00:05:22,088 Oh, doozy of a question, Dary. 129 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:24,424 The sun, the beaches, the ocean, 130 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:27,193 the cervezas, siestas, and the margaritas. 131 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:29,162 It was all like one big, beautiful dream. 132 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:31,831 I've kinda been thinking about it a lot since I left. 133 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,334 Well, you better wear your sun block 134 00:05:34,434 --> 00:05:36,402 or your skin will look like an old saddle bag. 135 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:37,970 - Alex. - Olive. 136 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:39,172 - Ry-guy. - Jo-Jo. 137 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:40,973 Isn't it crazy that we lived in the same house 138 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:44,010 for so long and never, like... succumbed to it. 139 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,211 Succumbed to it? 140 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:46,679 Yeah, I think it was pretty nutty 141 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:49,415 we lived in the same house for so long and never, like... 142 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,317 surrendered to it. 143 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:53,286 - To what? - To like... 144 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:54,620 Never mind. 145 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:56,656 Are you guys trying to smash your billet sisters? 146 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,324 I'm trying to smash my billet sister, yes. 147 00:05:58,424 --> 00:05:59,559 Yeah, we talked back there 148 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:00,860 and both decided we'd both try 149 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,061 to smash our billet sisters. 150 00:06:02,161 --> 00:06:03,663 First of all, no! 151 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,665 But second, I'm curious, 152 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:08,267 we lived in the same house and you never took a run at us. 153 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,403 Why now? - We weren't as cock sure 154 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:12,038 at that time of our lives, boys. 155 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:13,740 But I'll have you know, I was in my bedroom 156 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:17,243 across the hall wailing on it to you two to four times a day. 157 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:19,178 Yeah, I wouldn't want you to worry about that. 158 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:21,414 I was hammering on it to you three to five times a day, 159 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:22,515 in the bedroom next to yours. 160 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:23,783 - Three to five? - Two to four? 161 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,485 Yeah, but I was only wailin' on it to you 162 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:28,354 2-4 times a day because I was wailin' on it to my billet mom, 163 00:06:28,454 --> 00:06:30,857 your real mom, 1-2 times a day. 164 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,492 Yeah, in addition to hammering on it to you 165 00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:35,695 3-5 times a day I was also hammering on it to my billet mom, 166 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:37,130 your real mom, 1-2 times a day, 167 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,031 and often an additional 1-2 times a day 168 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,666 to Jonesy's billet mom which is-- 169 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:41,868 - My real mom. - Yes. 170 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:43,102 Thank you. 171 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:45,371 Watching those gals do the stand-up comedys 172 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:47,440 reminds me when I did my observational humours 173 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:49,075 at the talent shows ways backs whens. 174 00:06:49,175 --> 00:06:50,510 That sure was observational, Dan. 175 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,445 Observational... humour. 176 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:54,380 Some say the observationalist. 177 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,549 Not such a fond memory for you eh, Dary? 178 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:58,751 Let's hear it for Daryl. 179 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:00,853 - Oh, it wasn't that bad. - Was too. 180 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:02,588 - But was it? - Can confirm. 181 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:03,823 Yeah, no, it was bad. 182 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,591 Some say the baddest. 183 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:10,396 So... what's say we finally... succumb? 184 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:12,932 - Ugh. - Dog shit line, Ry-guy. 185 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:14,200 - Huh? - At least be funny. 186 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:16,202 - When? - Always, preferably. 187 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:17,837 - We're funny. - Unintentionally. 188 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,272 What's so good about funny guys? 189 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:20,440 They're still fun to be around 190 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:21,974 even when you're not smashing. 191 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:24,410 (indistinct chatter) 192 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:26,946 (both): They're just like us. 193 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:30,616 You know, I think I might takes my observational humours outs for another spin. 194 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:33,352 - Might what? - The fuck are you doing? 195 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,754 Dan's gonna try stand-up comedy. 196 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:36,489 Girls love guys who are funny. 197 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:37,957 - Apparently. - The fuck are you doing? 198 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:39,492 We could do stand-up comedy, buddy. 199 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:41,294 - No, you couldn't. - We'd be good at it, buddy. 200 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:43,262 - No, you wouldn't. - Then, our billet sisters 201 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:44,297 would think we're funny. 202 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:45,565 And then, we'll get to smash them. 203 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,700 Boys, stand-up comedy doesn't look easy. 204 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,236 Neither do our billet sisters, but that's not gonna stop us. 205 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:51,737 (zippers closing) 206 00:07:52,538 --> 00:07:54,974 - You should try it. - Why don't you try it? 207 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:57,443 Because I'd rather be a master of one trade than a jack of all. 208 00:07:57,543 --> 00:08:00,079 - I'd rather jack off all. - What are you a master of? 209 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:01,614 Bating. (all): Heyo! 210 00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:03,249 Every comedian needs an audience. 211 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:04,650 And every audience needs a heckler. 212 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,552 - We should all gives it a trys. - Hard no. 213 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,621 Ah, come on, good buddys. You likes chattings with people 214 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:10,790 at the grocery store and the banks and whatnots. 215 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:12,592 Youse could be a crowd works comics. 216 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,427 - Hmm. - Do it. 217 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:16,329 And Ms. Katys, you likes to say that skids are-- 218 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:17,830 - Greasy. - And that hockey players-- 219 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:19,999 Would grab a monkey by the tit if they could. 220 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:21,367 Youse could be a roast comics. 221 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:22,568 Do it! 222 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,136 - What about me? - No. 223 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,605 - Huh? - Nope! 224 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:27,006 - Why? - Talent show. 225 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:28,174 Dary, besides from the time 226 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:30,176 I seen you singing Beyonce in the car wash, 227 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:32,378 you're not much of a performer. - You get the yips, bud. 228 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:34,080 But I make people laugh all the time. 229 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,482 - Unintentionally. - Don't worry, buddy. 230 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:38,117 I'm told we do that too. 231 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:39,552 Dary, comedians have to be cool. 232 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:41,220 And now I'm not cool? 233 00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:45,024 Well, now, don't everybody answer all at once. 234 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:48,060 And you know what, Dary, even by your standards, 235 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,696 those barn clothes are particularly ripe "todee". 236 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:52,331 A wee bit spicy, bud. 237 00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:55,001 - Hmm. - We'll needs a hosts. 238 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:03,376 (rhythmic music) 239 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:07,073 Welcome to MoDean's. I'm Alex. 240 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:08,874 And I'm Olive. (cheering) 241 00:10:08,975 --> 00:10:12,912 Some circles may know us as Reilly and Jonesy's old billet sisters. 242 00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,747 Unfortunately. (laughter) 243 00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:15,982 You know, it's such a cliche 244 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,216 to hook up with your billet brothers. 245 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:18,584 Which is why we've never done it. 246 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:20,419 But that didn't stop our old billet brothers 247 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:22,088 from trying to hook up with us last weekend. 248 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:24,290 They actually told us that they used to masturbate to us. 249 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:25,691 (crowd exclaiming) (both): Used to?! 250 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,627 Hey, Alex, who do you go clam digging to? 251 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:30,429 Oh, my God, um... Norm MacDonald, 252 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:32,665 Chris Farley, George Carlin. 253 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:34,100 Wait, they're all old. 254 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,768 It's my daddy issues showing. 255 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:37,136 (laughter) 256 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,639 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your first comic 257 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:43,309 of the evening, the next king of crowd work, it's Wayne. 258 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,111 (applause) 259 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:50,883 (clearing throat) 260 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:57,857 - How'r ya now? - Good'n you? 261 00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,091 Not s'bad. 262 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:00,826 N'you? - Good'n you? 263 00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,395 Not too bad. 264 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,865 So how's your beer? - Pretty good. Yours? 265 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,199 It's not too bad. 266 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,101 If you hold the bottle by the neck there, 267 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:11,370 rather than the body she'll stay cold longer. 268 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:12,838 Right on. 269 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,279 So how's your old man? - Pretty good. 270 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,515 - He's a good guy. - He's a real good guy. 271 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,150 He's a great guy. 272 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,620 So is Debbie still smokin'? - No, she quit. 273 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,989 - Did she really? - Yeah, she got pregnant. 274 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,158 She used to smoke all the time in high school. 275 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:34,326 Did you get the quad or the side-by-side? 276 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:35,828 Side-by-side. You should get one. 277 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:37,496 No, I got enough toys as it is. 278 00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:39,131 When do the jokes start?! 279 00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:40,666 He hit some loose gravel on the shoulder 280 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:42,735 and went into the rhubarb. - Did he go into the ditch? 281 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,270 No, he hopped the ditch. 282 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,106 - So a bunch of damage or...? - Not enough to file a claim. 283 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,375 You don't wanna get insurance involved unless you have to. 284 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:50,910 Oh, yeah, they'll pull your pants down. 285 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,079 They'll pull your pants right down. 286 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:00,619 Too much fun. 287 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,922 Well, we'll talk to ya. 288 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,424 (applause) 289 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,531 That was... crowd work! 290 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,567 (applause) That was work for the crowd. 291 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,901 (laughter) 292 00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,470 Shot of Gus'n Bru please, Gailer. 293 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,371 You're white as a sheet, cowboy. 294 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,740 I'm fine. 295 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,576 (indistinct chatter) 296 00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:28,948 Thank you. 297 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:31,083 (laughter) 298 00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,852 Ladies and gentlemen, you all know him. 299 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:35,788 You all love him. Back with more of his observational humour... 300 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:37,289 It's Squirrelly Dan! 301 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:39,325 (applause) 302 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,230 Thank you, Alex. Thank you, Olive. 303 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,065 It's greats to be heres, guys. 304 00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:49,268 Did yous evers notice... 305 00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:50,469 (laughter) 306 00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:52,004 That whenevers you ask your gal 307 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,606 if she hungries, she always says no. 308 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,908 So you goes ahead, makes yourself up a plate, 309 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:57,443 and she ends up eating half of it! 310 00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,378 (laughter) 311 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:02,414 Kinda makes a fella wonder... don't its? 312 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,817 (laughter) 313 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,286 And did... 314 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,088 yous evers notice... 315 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,123 (continues indistinctly) 316 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:12,925 Mickey Gibraltar. 317 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,593 My palms are pretty sweaty. 318 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:16,996 I've palmed worse today, super chief. What's your name? 319 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:18,631 Daryl. 320 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,399 What did you say your name was again? 321 00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,868 Mickey Gibraltar. My friends call me Mick. 322 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,237 So... you can call me Mick. 323 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,473 - Okay. - You look like the kind of guy 324 00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:28,941 that could use a shot of Gus'n Bru. 325 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,876 I could use a shot of Gus'n Bru. 326 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,878 But... there's no Gail. 327 00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,213 It's your lucky day, big shooter. 328 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,115 I've got two shots of Gus'n Bru right here. 329 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,584 One for me, one for you. 330 00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:40,019 Are you sure? 331 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,354 Yeah. The other one was for my sister and she's not here yet. 332 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,790 So she'll never know. Unless you tell her. 333 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,259 - I'm not gonna tell her. - Don't tell her, good buddy! 334 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,161 Don't you tell her. (laughing) 335 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:50,729 I won't tell her. 336 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,964 Let's get these down the gullet. 337 00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,567 Destroy the evidence, eh? Cin, cin. 338 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:57,837 So you getting up there tonight? 339 00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,305 That's a Texas sized 10-4. 340 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,873 Oh. Now I'm excited. 341 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:03,042 You strike me as a cool, funny guy. 342 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:05,811 You're gonna do great, good buddy. 343 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,346 You're gonna do great. 344 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,747 (laughter) 345 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,883 When do the jokes start?! 346 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,985 Kinda makes a fella wonder... 347 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,054 (all): Don't it? 348 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,889 (laughter) 349 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,190 All right, thank you so much. 350 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,458 That's my time. (cheering) 351 00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:20,993 Thank you so much. That was really easy. 352 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,595 I don't know why people make such a big deal. 353 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,763 Doesn't look like you need any encouragement 354 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,732 but let's keep it going for Squirrelly Dan! 355 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,801 (applause) 356 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,470 Up next we've got a comic with his own, 357 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:32,972 homegrown style of comedy. 358 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,808 This up-and-comer takes problems that you or me or anyone 359 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:39,211 in a small town would face and puts his own comedic spin on it. 360 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,046 Daryl, what are you calling it again? 361 00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:42,948 - Letterkenny Problems. - That's it. 362 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,351 Ladies and gentlemen, with his Letterkenny Problems, 363 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,553 please welcome to the stage Daryl! 364 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,288 (applause) 365 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,795 (microphone feedback) 366 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,002 (clears throat) 367 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,404 You seen your ex-sweetie holding hands with a guy 368 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,039 who kicked your ass one time in high school, 369 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,208 and that's just about enough to make you want to drown yourself 370 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,477 in a potted plant. (laughter) 371 00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:13,712 (chuckling) 372 00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,281 But it's okay because your ex-sweetie 373 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,615 used to look at herself in the mirror 374 00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:17,883 every time after she took a poop 375 00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,585 to see if her tummy was any flatter. 376 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,620 (laughter) 377 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,756 (maniacal laughter) - I'm sorry! 378 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:26,292 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everybody. 379 00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,160 (continues laughing) I did not see that coming. 380 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,862 I wasn't ready. I kinda pictured a girl 381 00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,897 looking at herself in the mirror after she's laying the cable. 382 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,432 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Go, go. 383 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,034 (laughter) 384 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,735 Your second cousint put her toddler in a onesie 385 00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:39,438 that said "to snatching kisses and vice versa." 386 00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:42,174 (laughter) - No! 387 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,209 Goddamn, so good! 388 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,478 Your third or fourth cousint was the only one left to fuck 389 00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:48,580 at the end of the night, and when there's no more firewood, 390 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,949 sometimes you gotta burn the axe handle. 391 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,551 (laughter) 392 00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:55,154 When do the jokes start? 393 00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:57,489 It's funny, this one's actually about you, Stewart. 394 00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,924 (laughter) 395 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:01,026 You saw a skid one time put his name wrong 396 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,563 in the computer at bowling and you always figured that their nickname "Stewrat" 397 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,865 would stick. (laughter) 398 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,403 He's killing me. 399 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,406 The government tried to bust you for switching plates 400 00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,408 on your 4-wheelers and that stuffed shirt 401 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,310 could suck cold shit through a wool sock. 402 00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,346 (laughter) 403 00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:23,015 (applause) 404 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,383 That's gonna do it for me. 405 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,018 But like your second cousint always says, 406 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,587 liquor before beer, poker in the rear. 407 00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:31,390 (laughter) (applause) 408 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,594 That might be the comedian of the night! 409 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:37,997 Keep it going for Daryl! Daryl, everybody! 410 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,798 (cheering) 411 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:41,533 I knew you'd be great! I knew you'd be great! 412 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,435 Oh, my God, cool and funny, that's what I said. 413 00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:45,471 Can I get another beer? That was so funny. 414 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,173 (suffocating laughter) 415 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:51,176 Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to be tag-teamed 416 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:52,745 by these next two comics. 417 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,680 Which, personally, is my worst nightmare. 418 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,815 Please welcome the boys who used to hammer on it 419 00:16:56,915 --> 00:17:00,052 in the bedrooms beside us 3-5 or 4-6 times a night... 420 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:01,653 It's Reilly! - And Jonesy. 421 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,655 (applause) 422 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:08,160 - Um... Alex? - Ry-Guy. 423 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,328 - Olive? - Jo-Jo. 424 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,296 (both): Can you guys stay up here with us? 425 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,500 You didn't like our line when we took a run at you last weekend, 426 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,970 so we took some classics and put our own spin on them. 427 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,672 Hey girl, aside from being sexy, 428 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,174 what else do you do for a living? 429 00:17:22,274 --> 00:17:25,010 Aside from annoying women, what do you do for a living? 430 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,378 (laughter) 431 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,149 Um... you kinda gotta let us finish though. 432 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,717 Okay. What else you got? 433 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,586 Are you a garage? Because I wanna park it inside you. 434 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,555 I'm not looking for a compact vehicle. 435 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:37,990 (laughing) 436 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,391 Although I do have a pretty small garage, 437 00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:41,360 if you know what I'm sayin'. (laughing) 438 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:45,264 Okay, but... You kinda have to let us finish the joke. 439 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,032 Sorry. This is batting practice for us. 440 00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,334 - Easy dingers. - But we'll try. We'll try. 441 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,070 Hey, girl. Are you the board game Clue? 442 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,605 Because I wanna get you alone in the Conservatory with a rope. 443 00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:55,040 Are you the board game Clue? 444 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,675 Because I would like to get you in the ballroom 445 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,711 with the lead pipe! (laughing) 446 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,346 We just gotta wheel, bro. 447 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,348 Just gotta get that joke out before they jump in. 448 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:04,683 Okay, buddy? Wheel, wheel, wheel. 449 00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:05,884 Wheel, buddy. Wheel, buddy. 450 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,252 (clears throat) Hey, girl. 451 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,555 If you were small words on a page, you'd be fine print. 452 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,757 Because I can't read you and I'm not even gonna try 453 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,892 to understand you. (laughing) 454 00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:16,061 Bit of self-deprecating humour. Okay. 455 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,896 Hey, girl. My name's Microsoft. 456 00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:19,565 Can I crash at your place tonight? 457 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:20,999 He's named after my dick. (laughing) 458 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,734 - I can handle this angle. - Give 'em some runway? 459 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,970 - Let's give 'em some runway. - You must be a wetsuit 460 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:28,807 and I must be the sun because you are tight and I make you dry. 461 00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,876 (laughing) 462 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,780 Hey, girl. This condom in my pocket's gonna expire tomorrow. 463 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,582 Do you wanna help me use... 464 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,784 Oh wait, never mind. It's way too big. 465 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,486 (laughing) 466 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,321 Hey, girl. Do you mind touching me 467 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,490 so I can tell my friends I was touched by an angel? 468 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:45,757 I swear if you fart... 469 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,426 - Is this intimate? - So intimate. 470 00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,795 Yeah, my doctor suggested I tell people I'm intimate 471 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,264 with that you've come in contact with two STDs. 472 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:54,333 Okay. (laughing) 473 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,136 - But seriously, boys. - Oh seriously now, boys? 474 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,471 - Yeah, seri-dawg, boys. - Okay, seri-dawg, boys. 475 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,607 I have a problem and I really need your help. 476 00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,475 Oh, you've got a lot of problems. 477 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:04,810 - Me too. - You're beyond help. 478 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,678 There's something wrong with my phone. 479 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,013 - Oh? - Mine too. 480 00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,182 And what's that? (both): Your number's not in it. 481 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,284 (crowd exclaiming) (laughing) 482 00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:15,954 (both): Put it in! (crowd): Put it in! 483 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:17,990 Put it in! 484 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,825 Put it in! 485 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,326 Put it in! 486 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,629 (cheering) 487 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,664 Wheel, snipe, celly boys! 488 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,733 Dirty fuckin' dangles, boys! 489 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,334 Thank you, Letterkenny! 490 00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,803 (cheering) 491 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,639 Okay, okay, shut the fuck up. 492 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,507 That was humiliating enough. 493 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,843 Let's forget about it by bringing up your final comic 494 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,311 of the evening, shall we? 495 00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:40,479 We've got a real treat 496 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,447 for you, ladies and gentlemen. A roast comic. 497 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,616 Wait. No one here gets offended too easily, do they? 498 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:48,820 (all): No. No one here gets offended here too easily. 499 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,723 - Wow. That's refreshing. - Yeah, that's different. Why? 500 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:54,893 (all): Because there are real problems in the world. 501 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,461 Fuckin-A. 502 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,397 Please welcome your final comic of the evening, 503 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:01,833 a local hero, heart throb and household name... 504 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:02,834 It's Katy! 505 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,603 (applause) 506 00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,575 Hi, everyone. Thanks for having me. 507 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:12,010 Let's make some noise for all of you. 508 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,680 You guys have been amazing sports tonight. 509 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,415 It's really great to be here. 510 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,317 Squirrelly Dan is here tonight. 511 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,484 Squirrelly Dan! 512 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,320 Let's hear it for him. (applause, cheering) 513 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,821 He was terrific. 514 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:27,025 Dan is the only guy I know who has sex dreams about food. 515 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,329 He kinda looks like Larry the guy who can't afford cable? 516 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,932 (laughing) Wayne! Love you, big brother. 517 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:35,601 (applause) So Wayne didn't do 518 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,604 any actual jokes tonight. He just came up here and acted like himself. 519 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,839 He showed you his true personality, 520 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:43,041 which ultimately is the real joke. 521 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,377 (laughing) 522 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:48,180 And then, we've got Gail. (applause, cheering) 523 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,717 Thank you so much for letting us use of your establishment, as always. 524 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:55,120 Gail fucks so many dudes, that I'd call her a home wrecker, 525 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,689 but the dudes she fucks don't really have homes. 526 00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,259 (exclaiming) (laughing) 527 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,561 You're familiar with the town bicycle, right? 528 00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,630 Well, Gail's more like the town fishing pole. 529 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:07,266 Because if you reel her in, you're probably gonna catch something. 530 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,901 (laughing) 531 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,404 - When do the jokes start? - Seriously, Stew-rat, 532 00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,573 you're gonna make somebody cry with that tonight. 533 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,708 Can't handle a little heckling? 534 00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:19,611 I meant your face. (laughing) 535 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:23,582 I'm told Stewrat is a lot like that schneef he loves so much. 536 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,618 He doesn't last long and it's never worth it. 537 00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:28,253 (laughing) 538 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:32,257 And now, we've got Reilly, and with Reilly comes Jonesy. 539 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,226 These dudes claim to be ladies' men, 540 00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,595 but the only box they ever see is the penalty box. 541 00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,964 And lucky for them, they only have to last two minutes in there. 542 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:42,434 (laughing) Reilly, Jonesy... 543 00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:44,436 You're like an old cat lady, because you're obsessed 544 00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:46,672 with pussy and you're probably gonna die alone. 545 00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:49,207 (exclaiming) 546 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,611 Alright, alright. And now, we've got Daryl. 547 00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:55,113 Dary, what do I say about Dary? 548 00:21:55,213 --> 00:21:56,682 Uh... 549 00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,684 Thanks for taking a break from freeloading 550 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,819 on our farm to be here tonight. 551 00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,120 (laughing) 552 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,856 Dary has all the charm of that sketchy guy 553 00:22:04,956 --> 00:22:07,426 who is running a model search in a strip mall. 554 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,261 You know that guy? Yeah? (laughing) 555 00:22:09,361 --> 00:22:11,463 Dary works with farm animals and I think that's great. 556 00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:15,334 It's important to be on the same intellectual level as your colleagues. 557 00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:17,035 (laughing) 558 00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:20,806 Doesn't Dary look like he just dirt biked over here from his divorce hearing? 559 00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:22,240 (laughing) 560 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:25,544 Dary is pals with the toughest guy in Letterkenny, 561 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,145 but Dary is tough too! 562 00:22:27,245 --> 00:22:28,647 (applause) Yeah. Tough to look at, 563 00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:32,484 tough to talk to, tough to be around, 564 00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:35,087 tough to love... (laughing) 565 00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:39,558 (upbeat music) 566 00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:23,021 Oh, it's a little slippy out there, super chief. 567 00:25:23,121 --> 00:25:25,123 - Say you're sorry. - For slipping? 568 00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:26,658 Wayne! 569 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:28,493 Cool it. 570 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,295 Yeah, big shooter. 571 00:25:30,395 --> 00:25:31,496 Cool it. 572 00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:32,764 Wayne! 573 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,400 Let's have a dart. 574 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:45,410 No sense causing a big stink the night before I leave. 575 00:25:46,444 --> 00:25:47,646 No one wants a fuss, eh? 576 00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:49,581 Ain't no reason to get excited. 577 00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:51,516 You're not gonna see me for a week. 578 00:25:51,616 --> 00:25:54,986 Well, your Pitbull rescue pals out west will be happy to see you. 579 00:25:55,086 --> 00:25:56,922 You're gonna be sad all week missing me? 580 00:25:57,022 --> 00:25:59,257 Might be a wee bit sad, yeah. 581 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:02,761 You don't have to do something 582 00:26:02,861 --> 00:26:05,030 every time a drunk dude bumps me. 583 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,198 Comes with the territory. 584 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:08,567 Of what? 585 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,635 Being the toughest guy in Letterkenny? 586 00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:14,239 Must be tiring after a while. 587 00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:17,208 Always having the pork chop around your neck. 588 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:18,610 Boar chop. 589 00:26:18,710 --> 00:26:20,312 Boar chops are s'gawddam good. 590 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,681 The man loves boar chops. 591 00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:24,416 I gotta pack. 592 00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:25,684 Comin' now? 593 00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:28,920 I'll finish my beer and come crawl in. 594 00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:33,558 I wonder how important being the toughest guy in Letterkenny 595 00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:35,060 needs to be to you anymore. 596 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,228 I've had this conversation before. 597 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:39,030 It's fine if it is. 598 00:26:39,130 --> 00:26:40,365 I just wonder. 599 00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:42,100 Maybe it isn't. 600 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,471 (car seatbelt warning beeping) 601 00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:52,277 (engine starting) 602 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:16,267 (upbeat music) 603 00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:55,674 Subtitling: difuze