1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:03,636 ♪ 2 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:17,050 You were havin' a beer at the bar the other day. 3 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:18,451 Alexander! 4 00:00:18,551 --> 00:00:20,320 How do you say constipated in German? 5 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,622 - I'm going to the beer store. - Farfrumpoopin. 6 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:23,890 Hold down the fort. 7 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,692 Would you like some cold water? 8 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:27,827 It's a hot one! - No, thanks. 9 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:34,734 - Alexander. - Hmm? 10 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,337 Penny for your thoughts. 11 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,540 I'm having a tough time right now. 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,143 - Well, times are tough. - Gail is my boss. 13 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:44,911 But I think she's really pretty. 14 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:46,946 And I'd like to ask her out on a date. 15 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,082 Oh, you like a woman who knows what she wants. 16 00:00:49,182 --> 00:00:50,450 I could use some advice, gents. 17 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,252 Well, we got four strong hands, we can help. 18 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:53,887 (snapping fingers) - Coach looks like he might be 19 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,321 a little too drunk for this sorta thing. 20 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:57,023 Alexander thinks you might be a little too drunk 21 00:00:57,123 --> 00:00:59,125 for this sorta thing. What do you think of that, Coach? 22 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:01,594 - No! - Well, there ya go. 23 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:04,531 - Thanks, Coach. - Yeah. 24 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:06,766 - Onward. - So I think that in this case, 25 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:09,636 as in most cases, honesty is the best policy. 26 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,438 Well, one should always mind their scruples. 27 00:01:11,538 --> 00:01:13,807 So I'd say, "Hey Gail, I know you're my boss, 28 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,310 but I think you're really pretty, and I'd like to ask you out on a date." 29 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,013 Oh. This guy doesn't waste any time. What do you think of that, Coach? 30 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,782 - I love it. - In the event that she accepted 31 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:26,419 the invitation, and I do like my chances here, 32 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:28,988 I'd ask her to take a walk up for ice cream. 33 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,791 Oh, I think you might be sweet enough. What do you think of that, Coach? 34 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:34,394 - Yeah, he is. - While we ate our ice cream, 35 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:37,664 I would comment privately on people walking by 36 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,833 and try and make her laugh. All while telling her 37 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,801 how pretty she looks. - Oh, you'll get a long way 38 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:44,270 tellin' a gal she looks pretty. What do you think of that, Coach? 39 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:47,073 - Tell her. - Then I'd take her for a walk 40 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:50,343 down to the river, find a nice bench along the bank 41 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:54,280 for us to sit on, and then I'd ask if she'd mind if I held her hand. 42 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,049 First he's holdin' hands, and then what, Coach? 43 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,450 Anything can happen. 44 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:59,052 I would continue talking to her 45 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:02,789 and trying to make her laugh, all while doing some inconspicuous 46 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:06,459 deep breathing trying to settle my heart rate down 47 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:09,195 from the sheer euphoria of holding hands. 48 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,264 And once my heart rate had settled, 49 00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:13,266 I would go in for a kiss. - Here we go now. 50 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:15,401 This guy doesn't even ask. What do you think of that, Coach? 51 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:17,504 Sometimes, you don't have to. 52 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:22,175 Sometimes, you don't have to. 53 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:26,513 I would assume from her smiles and laughter 54 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,682 that asking for a kiss was a step I could skip, 55 00:02:29,782 --> 00:02:32,585 but I would also be looking for visual clues 56 00:02:32,685 --> 00:02:37,023 such as flushed cheeks to indicate that the woman had become aroused. 57 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:40,460 Oh that's when you know you got her real fired up. What do you think of that, Coach? 58 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,095 She's so horny. 59 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:44,764 So, let's talk about next steps, here, Alexander. 60 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:47,734 I believe it's impolite to kiss and tell past this point. 61 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,136 Boy oh boy, you got quite a plan there, Alexander. 62 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:51,704 Sounds like Gail's really in for it. 63 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,006 She's gonna get it. 64 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:56,009 I suppose now all I have to do is get past the pickle 65 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,778 of asking my boss out on a date. 66 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:00,647 Alexander. 67 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:06,619 I know you're my employee, but I think you're handsome 68 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:09,556 and I'd like to take you out on a date. 69 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:11,457 (laughing quietly) 70 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:16,663 Yup. You like a woman who knows what she wants. 71 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:19,232 (upbeat music) 72 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,210 When a friend asks for help, you help 'em! 73 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,645 - Why's he shouting? - Dary's a fucking degen now. 74 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:33,913 Dary's a degen now? 75 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:35,381 And I ain't friends with degens! 76 00:03:35,481 --> 00:03:37,617 - Now you're shouting. - It's me who's your friend. 77 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,352 It's me who's askin' for help. 78 00:03:39,452 --> 00:03:40,920 When a friend asks for help, you help 'em. 79 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:43,289 Those dudes get into some bad shit Saturday nights. 80 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,225 We gotta get this sorted now. 81 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:46,593 Saturday night's alright for fighting. 82 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,261 - Fuck degens! - We'd be a lot more productive 83 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:50,863 without the shouting. - And if Dary's a degen, 84 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,333 then fuck him too. 85 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:59,372 (birds chirping) 86 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:07,480 Fuck is it hot. 87 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:11,618 - Hey, Katy? - Wayne. 88 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:13,486 - It's Saturday, eh? - Can confirm. 89 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:16,422 So then it's not as if you're dressed for taco Tuesday... 90 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:18,057 - No. - K. 91 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:21,194 And hey, Dan? - Good buddys. 92 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:22,795 - It's Saturday, eh? - All day. 93 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:25,431 So then it's not as if you're dressed for Sunday service... 94 00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:27,200 - Nope. - K. 95 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:32,238 Well, it's for sure not Halloween! 96 00:04:32,338 --> 00:04:33,940 Is this about this, Wayne? 97 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:35,475 - Oh what that, Katy? - Or this? 98 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:37,844 You're gonna have to be a wee bit more specific, Dan. 99 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,946 The skids and hockey threw me a Mexican themed party. 100 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:41,481 - What fer? - Try to convince me 101 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,016 not to move there. - Well, that's a bit 102 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,484 bass ackwards. - I suppose. 103 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:46,419 Like if they wanted to convince you not to move there, 104 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:48,655 why wouldn't they just show you some photos of some nutsacks 105 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:50,690 hangin' from bridges with their dinks cut off 106 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,525 in Ac... apulco? 107 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,495 Yeah. I guess it was a bit bass ackwards, wasn't it... 108 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,096 But why would they have to convince you? 109 00:04:57,196 --> 00:04:58,631 You'd never move there. - Mm. 110 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:01,000 - What did you say mm? - Yeah I said mm. 111 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,202 - Why'd you say mm? - Just sayin' mm. 112 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,337 She can't say mm? 113 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:05,838 I just wanna know why she said mm. 114 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:07,607 Mm... I dunno... 115 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:12,679 I'm kind of flirting with the idea. 116 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,080 Why? 117 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:18,918 Just feeling a bit stuck. 118 00:05:19,952 --> 00:05:21,688 - Where are you goin'? - Call Lily. 119 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,956 She's got a list of resorts we could work at. 120 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:28,361 Now where are you goin'? 121 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,863 I'm helping Lovyna and the Dyck's do hay. 122 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:32,265 Why don't you help me do hay? 123 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:34,434 You already did hay. I can sees it from heres. 124 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:35,635 That's fuckin' barleh. 125 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:37,737 Wayne, you ever wonders 126 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,038 if you're in the right place? 127 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:40,740 Not once in my entire life. 128 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,442 - Okay. - 'N you? 129 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,711 When things slowed down there for a little bit, 130 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,479 I found myself spending way too much times 131 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:48,915 on the internets reading stuff that pissed me offs. 132 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:50,983 Made me irrationals and defiants. 133 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:54,387 My hope is that many, many others come to the same realization. 134 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:56,122 An idle mind is the devil's playgrounds. 135 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:58,691 Then you're just one more nutsack shoutin' on Twitter. 136 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:00,360 The more time I spents with Lovyna Dycks, 137 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:03,596 I cames to really appreciates her people's simple way of lifes. 138 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,598 You know, Mennonites is always busy. 139 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,900 Sun ups to sun downs, working hard, 140 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,736 helping each others. - Poopin' into buckets. 141 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:11,437 A general non-materialistic ways of life. 142 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,272 They'll poop into a hole in the ground. 143 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,941 And a real commitments to peace. 144 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,142 Fuck can they run. 145 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:17,577 I've never been the churches' 146 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:19,278 biggest champion, but it's good to branch out 147 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,580 every now and again, Wayne, you know. 148 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,882 Expand your horizons, see what's out there. 149 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:25,184 Good way to make sure you don't get stuck. 150 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:33,292 - Can't catch a W, here, boys. - Really? 151 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,561 'Cause I feel like I'm on a real high lately. 152 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:37,663 L after L after L, boys. 153 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:40,600 Really? 'Cause I feel like I'm on a real high. 154 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,168 We tried to make Katy feel special, 155 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:44,871 but she's just got the blinders on for Mexico. 156 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:46,639 - Monomania. - Tunnel vision, boys. 157 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,307 A ruling passion. 158 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,143 At least you guys still have Hooters. 159 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,412 - ...but Snooters. - Au contraire . 160 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:53,946 We no longer have Hooters. 161 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:55,448 - ...but Snooters. - Huh? 162 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:56,849 My neighbour is the fire marshal 163 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:58,918 and said if we pack that many people in there again 164 00:06:59,018 --> 00:07:00,586 he'll call the fuzz. - Come on. It's Hooters! 165 00:07:00,686 --> 00:07:02,422 - ...but Snooters. - I know it's Hooters! 166 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,123 - ...but Snooters. - Twas elite. 167 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:06,192 Meh. (hissing) 168 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:09,262 I am not above being obsequious towards him. 169 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,798 But the door is closed. - Why? 170 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:13,533 - Tell him, Roald. - Why don't you tell 'em. 171 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,468 - Tell 'em, Roald. - Why don't you tell 'em. 172 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:17,637 Roald made out with his son in my back yard last year, 173 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,672 and now he thinks we turned him gay. 174 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,707 Once you go cack you never go back. 175 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,309 - Is that true? - Once you taste sack, 176 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:24,677 you never go back. - Seerie, dog? 177 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,012 Once you eat crack, you never-- 178 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:28,481 Okay! Good for Roald gettin' some ass and all, 179 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:30,149 but a little sympathy over here, boys! 180 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:32,318 The love of our lives is walking out the door! 181 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:34,086 I can hardly believe it. 182 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:40,393 She mustn't be into the whole men dressed like boys thing. 183 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,061 I'm kinda into it. 184 00:07:42,528 --> 00:07:44,330 And who are these two? 185 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:45,665 - Stewart. - Roald! 186 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,033 You look like a Lego man. 187 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,035 And you look like something I pulled out of the drain. 188 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,870 Okay, de-Jennifer Lawrence. 189 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,738 More of a de-Jenny McCarthy, but... 190 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:54,874 Yeah. De-Jenna Jameson. Look, I like a little bit 191 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,342 of chirping just as much as the next guy. 192 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:58,478 Same, boys. We can dish it out, we can take it. 193 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,813 Yeah. But we pushed up on you like, once, 194 00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:03,149 and then you just showed up and started calling us dusters. 195 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:04,650 Still take you down, hundy P... 196 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,886 Oh yeah, 100%. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Your friend too. 197 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,354 - Okay - Shut up. 198 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:11,657 But we're strangers. Okay? We don't even know each other. 199 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:13,960 You can't just show up and start chirping a stranger. 200 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:15,928 That's how trouble starts. - Even with people we know, 201 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:18,598 there's only one girl we let chirp us like that. 202 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:20,299 - Who? - Me. 203 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:24,136 You've got some gams on you there, lady, I'll give you that much. 204 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,539 - She's got an ass too, yew! - Yew! 205 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:29,442 (both): Yew! - Meh. Thanks. 206 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:32,278 Ya I caught'er as soon as she walked that little farty box in here. 207 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:34,180 - Me or her? - The two of ya. 208 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,215 Your fuckin' stank mitt stacked up. 209 00:08:36,315 --> 00:08:37,850 - 'Scuse me? - The boys are right. 210 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,719 You can't just show up and start chirping strangers. 211 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:40,887 That's how trouble starts. 212 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:43,256 Isn't that exactly what you're doing? 213 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,790 You're fuckin' right I am. 214 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:46,726 You got a whole postal code upcountry. 215 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,028 You should fuck off to it before you get bit. 216 00:08:49,128 --> 00:08:50,963 (barking) - K. 217 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:54,700 So take that stank mitt back to the bush, bitch. 218 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,503 And don't ever talk to these boys again, you hear me? 219 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,675 Keep your head up. We'll come for you. 220 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,144 We'll come to you. 221 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:10,616 I need a chew. 222 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:16,589 How'r ya now? 223 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,891 She's a hot one. 224 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:22,161 - Enjoying your honeymoon? - Beats being stuck. 225 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:23,930 - Oh, for fuck's sake. - What? 226 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:25,565 Like, it's the whole town with that phrase. 227 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:28,067 What'd yous all read it on the back of a box of sugar cereal? 228 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:30,570 - Everybody's got their thing. - Who's got their thing? 229 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,071 - Dan's got his Mennonites. - A wee bit. 230 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:34,173 - Katy's got Mexico. - She's flirting with the idea. 231 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:36,676 - You've got Rosie. - Sure. 232 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:38,377 Now I have the degens. 233 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:40,513 Good buddy? 234 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:45,818 You are far too bright to be saying that out loud. 235 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,589 - I don't even like these. - Yes, you do. 236 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,958 - No, I don't. - Fag. 237 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:54,293 - Fag!? - Huh. 238 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:55,928 But don't you mean "fags"? 239 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:57,997 - Yeah. Fags. - Huh. 240 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,966 I've been called a lot of things in my life. 241 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,434 Yeah, fag, hundreds of times. 242 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,604 But never by a deeply closeted gay man. 243 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:08,007 That, Madam, is a first. 244 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,710 Everybody there thinks I'm funny and cool. 245 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:13,112 It's not as if I think you should jump off a bridge. 246 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:15,047 I'm not just the guy in his barn clothes. 247 00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:17,350 Well, you're still the guy in his barn clothes. 248 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,518 Yeah, but I'm not just the guy in his barn clothes. 249 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,953 So you're happy where you are. 250 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,556 - Yup. - Even if it's Saturday night? 251 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,424 What do you know about Saturday night? 252 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:28,961 Bad gas travels fast in a small town. 253 00:10:29,061 --> 00:10:30,463 - It's fine. - So you don't see 254 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,031 anything wrong with it? - No. 255 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,233 - Not even a wee bit? - Not even one drill bit. 256 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,534 - Not even one bell pepper? - Nope. 257 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,902 So you're saying you're just fine? 258 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,070 Yup. 259 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,373 - And dandy? - Mm-hm. 260 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,742 So you're saying you're just fine and dandy? 261 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,276 He said yeah! 262 00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:49,415 I know how you feel about us, Okay? We're bad. 263 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:51,617 But Daryl's one of us now. 264 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:53,753 He's bad too. 265 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,588 Dary, when you die, will anyone say, 266 00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:58,190 "I'm glad he's dead"? - No. 267 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,426 - Then he's not that bad. - You know, I think you'd like 268 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,028 this firey lifestyle. 269 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:05,498 It's a rush. It's... It's an addiction. 270 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,366 Addiction exists for two reasons. 271 00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:10,036 One: to ruin your life. - And two? 272 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:13,072 To make you think that everything is fine. 273 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,240 (laughing) 274 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,775 Hey, man, being a degen's fun! 275 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,243 Fuck, it's too much fun! 276 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,112 That's why you don't put the monkey in charge of the bananas. 277 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:21,714 Let's get out of here, Daryl. 278 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,550 Dary, why don't you hop in with me. 279 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,452 I said, let's get outta here, Daryl. 280 00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:30,056 Dary. Why don't you hop in with me. 281 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:38,264 Okay, listen... You just finished saying how everyone has their own thing. 282 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:43,202 Okay, and then, some Mennonite Mexican rosy... 283 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,938 Some rosy Mexican... Fuck, I don't know! 284 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:51,010 Okay, so what? You go with him and you stay stuck. 285 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:55,581 Come with me, you're a king. 286 00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:58,350 You got the hottest gal in the yard! 287 00:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,752 Isn't that your sister? 288 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,320 It's almost not even worth thinkin' about. 289 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:02,755 Let's get outta here, Daryl. 290 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,390 Dary, why don't you hop in with me. 291 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,325 And miss Saturday night? 292 00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:07,893 (clicks tongue) - Hey, girl! 293 00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:10,329 Noticed you bought some dip, and now I'm all excited. 294 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:11,864 Hmm, so he's a spitter, huh. 295 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:13,733 Hmm, show me a spit. (spits) 296 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,267 Oh, I'll show you spit. (spits) 297 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,936 Show me a spit. (spits) 298 00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,138 - Let's get out of here, Daryl. - Take that in your mouth, 299 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,606 what else are you gonna take in there, huh? 300 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,141 Don't even tell me. I don't even wanna know. 301 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,642 It's so fuckin' hot. Actually, you can tell me. 302 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,411 I really wanna know. It's so fuckin' hot buddy. 303 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:28,280 Fuck you! Fuck you, man! 304 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:31,484 (engine starting) 305 00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:38,257 At the risk of repeating myself, 306 00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,326 when a friend asks for help, you help 'em! 307 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,728 Well, Tyson and I were talkin' and I kinda agree 308 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:44,330 that shoutin's not gonna be really productive 309 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,232 in getting to the bottom of this here situation. 310 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,466 Well, then don't shout. 311 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:48,834 That means you can't shout neither. 312 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,169 Clock's tickin', McMurray. 313 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,837 We gotta get this sorted now. 314 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,539 When a friend asks for help, you help 'em. 315 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,307 - But he's still shoutin'. - Who's shoutin'? 316 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:56,976 Well, there you weren't. But before you were. 317 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:59,078 - I don't think he was. - Well, he was kinda shoutin'. 318 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:02,181 - When he said "who's shoutin'?" - No, when he said, 319 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,382 "Clock's tickin', McMurray..." 320 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,184 - Fuck around. - Fine! 321 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,187 Look... 322 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,189 Yous always been there for me, 323 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,258 and I've always been there for yous... 324 00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:14,927 But I gotta tell you, I'm having a real tough time 325 00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:16,328 with this one, big hossy. 326 00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,097 Real tough. 327 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,235 (car door opening) 328 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:25,538 (engine starting) Fuck! 329 00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,208 Fuck we supposed to do? 330 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,915 - Where's he going? - Degen-land. 331 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:38,417 - Degen-land? - Fuck degens. 332 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,419 Fuckin' eh, buddy. Let's go. 333 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:42,521 - Where are yous going? - Degen-land. 334 00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:43,956 - Degen-land? - Fuck degens. 335 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,191 Fuckin' eh. 336 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,026 We've been taking it from the degens all week. 337 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,627 If he's gonna scrap them, I want in on it. 338 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:50,362 Fuck, you sure of that, pink dick? 339 00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:51,931 It's Saturday night. 340 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,200 What do degens do on Saturday nights? 341 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,235 Real degen shit. 342 00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:59,171 - Like... Snooters? - Snooters? 343 00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:01,273 - Rips? - Snooters? 344 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,377 (insects chirping) 345 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:13,319 (phone ringing) 346 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:16,789 The artist formerly known as Squints. 347 00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,490 - Parker Rosie. - How'r ya now? 348 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,892 - Good'n you? - Not so bad. 349 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:22,761 Say, do me a favour and don't use the word "stuck". 350 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,830 - Ask and you shall receive. - What's shakin'? 351 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,566 We're going way up into the interior to bring some dogs back. 352 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,201 Get 'em away from the forest fires. 353 00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:30,736 She's cookin' out here. 354 00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:32,538 You're a great gal, Rosie. 355 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,273 Wanted to call before I lose reception. 356 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,009 - Fuck's it hot here too. - You with the usual suspects? 357 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,080 - I am not. - What's the rumpus? 358 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,082 Well, after a quick assessment, 359 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:45,618 it appears the charm has worn off around here. 360 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,486 Ah. Dan's still a Mennonite? 361 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,555 Katy's still flirting with Mexico. 362 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,824 - And Dary's still a-- - Maybe I am stuck. 363 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,559 - Are ya? - I might could be. 364 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:56,295 Here's the scoop. The grass out here, 365 00:14:56,395 --> 00:15:00,499 it's just a wee bit greener for me. 366 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:03,702 I wish you saw it the way I do when I look at it, 367 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,471 but you don't. 368 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:08,741 Lift your head up. 369 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,176 Look around you. 370 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,847 How's the grass in Letterkenny? 371 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:17,716 Do you wanna know what? 372 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,453 I don't know if it could get any greener. 373 00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:23,322 So then it's pretty green. 374 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,424 - Some say the greenest. - Makes sense. 375 00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:27,860 You're the toughest guy there. - Toughest guy in Letterkenny 376 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,929 rolls off the tongue nicely, doesn't it. 377 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,764 You are stuck, Wayne. 378 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,300 But there isn't a single thing wrong with it. 379 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,002 You are exactly where you belong. 380 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,305 You're always there for the people you love. 381 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:43,542 I know and everyone knows that if we ever need you, 382 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:47,179 if the grass isn't greener, you'll be right there. 383 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,850 Well, then, I guess, might as well just stay stuck. 384 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,719 Uh, okay, we're breaking up. 385 00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:56,555 (Wayne breaking up) 386 00:15:56,655 --> 00:16:00,492 I said, I might as well just stay stuck. 387 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:04,530 Yeah. We're breaking up, cowboy. 388 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:38,931 Now... 389 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,067 I'll just stay stuck. 390 00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,971 Quit talking to yourself, you fuckin' weirdo. 391 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:49,608 Look, say what you want, it's all I can survive in right now. 392 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,343 Ain't no reason to get excited. 393 00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:52,778 It's so fuckin' hot out. 394 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,546 - More than a drill bit. - I don't know what 395 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:57,082 I was thinking flirting with the idea of moving to Mexico. 396 00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,852 Good for a visit, but move there? Full time? 397 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,121 The summer here is hot enough. I'd fuckin' melt in that heat. 398 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,623 Your skin would look like an old saddle bag. 399 00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,725 Lily and I are planning a trip somewhere warm, 400 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:09,294 but I couldn't live there. I need four seasons. 401 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:10,562 Fuckin' eh. 402 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,165 - Do you think she's cute? - Who, me? 403 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,067 - Yeah. - Yew! 404 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,769 Tell us how you really feel. 405 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,404 She drove past as I was sitting here 406 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:21,473 the other morning and I said to myselfs, I said, "Yew!" 407 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:24,276 Alright, I'll say it too. I'll say... Yew! 408 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:28,280 And then, I thought, I'm not gonna get any attentions from a gals like that 409 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,915 dressed as a fucking Mennonites. 410 00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:32,918 You'll melt your dick off in this heat dressed like a Mennonite. 411 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,686 That's the other thing, Ms. Katys. 412 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,156 The nappers eat so much garlics that when they sweat, 413 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,091 it comes out their pores. - Isn't that somethin'. 414 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:41,293 Yeah. Schmellies'll stink you outta house and home. 415 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,729 - But fuck can they run. - Ya know as much as I respects 416 00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,230 their beliefs and their lifestyles, 417 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,865 I think I'm gonna stick to just nit-pics'n 418 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,634 the good stuff, keep 'er movins. 419 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,036 Cut the corn, get 'er gorn. 420 00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:55,474 When do you think Dary's gonna be done this degen honeymoon? 421 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,477 I think tonight's the night, big fella. 422 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:02,181 - What fer? - For me to crawl on top of ya. 423 00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,816 Oh. 424 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:10,122 I think tonight's the night me 'n you get real sweaty. 425 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:15,227 Um... Maybe we could talk about this a wee bit later? 426 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:17,129 You bet we can. 427 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,598 I'll get you a beer. You want a beer? 428 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:21,166 Yes, please. 429 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,469 - Mick, you want a beer? - Yeah. 430 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,037 - Yeah. - I need something 431 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,572 to cool me down for sure. 432 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,345 Looks like you're in for it tonight, big shooter. 433 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,614 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. You're gonna get it 434 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,316 real good, good buddy. - Mm-hmm. 435 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,218 You're a lucky guy. 436 00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,654 Hey, listen, and I'm just spitballing here, 437 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:46,191 but what if-- - Saturday night, motherfuckers! 438 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,559 (laughing) 439 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:49,261 - Shit! Yes! - Shit. I forgot... 440 00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,029 - What'd you forget? - I've gotta go. 441 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,364 What do you mean, you gotta go? 442 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,032 I gotta go... take care of my grandma's dog. 443 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,667 Grandma can take care of her own fuckin' dog. 444 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,569 - No, I gotta go. - Just tell her to give it 445 00:18:57,669 --> 00:18:59,338 the old fucking size nines. - I gotta go. Okay? 446 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:00,606 I gotta. - Sit down! 447 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:05,811 You ain't goin' nowhere, hick. 448 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,747 (laughing) - Oh, fuck. 449 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:22,427 (upbeat music) 450 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,709 (♪) 451 00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:44,296 {\an8}Subtitling: difuze