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You and your sweetie
were discussing your town

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the other day.

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Did you know there's
a township in Pennsylvania

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called Letterkenny?

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- Hot off the presses.
- You didn't know that.

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- Did too.
- Did not.

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- Did too.
- You did not.

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That's where
Letterkenny Army Depot is.

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- Look at you.
- Good word. Letterkenny.

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Nice ring to it.
Very functional.

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Doesn't get
much better-kenny.

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What's say we head down
to Gail's for breakfast?

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Bit brisk though. Perhaps you
should grab a sweater-kenny.

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Breakfast at Gail's
beats letter-Denny's.

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I'd buy that for
a letter-penny.

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Should pinch your
letter-pennies

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or you'll be
in debt-erkenny.

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Judging by that fancy
watch you got on maybe

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you're the one who should
pinch your letter-pennies.

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Hey, don't be fooled
by the watch that I got,

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I'm still letter-Jenny
from the block.

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Don't need
a lecture-kenny.

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Cito's got a new sweetie.
An Irish setter-kenny.

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Pure bred-erkenny?

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As opposed to what,
inbred-erkenny?

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Fuck, Stormy's gonna
take a header-kenny.

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Hate how much
setter's shedder-kenny.

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I ever tell you, you kinda
look like the daughter

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of letter-Lenny Kravitz?

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I'll buy that for
a letter-penny!

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That's what
I said-erkenny.

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Have you seen my Eddie
Vedder-kenny Live DVD?

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What? The singer of
Yellow Ledbetter-Kenny?

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It was right next to Dan's
letter-Kenny Loggins CD.

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I think he plays
a Fender-kenny.

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Oh, letter-Kenny gee whiz.

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Did you know Dan also
likes Simply Red-erkenny?

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And letter-Benny Benassi.

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Wait, I did seen it,
underneath another DVD.

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Judge Dredd-erkenny.

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Will you take this
girl to bed-erkenny?

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I don't know.

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Letter-can he?

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(Theme music playing)

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♪

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Wayne?

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Dary.

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Why are you parked
all the way back here?

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- What's the problem?
- There's a spot right
over there.

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It's really close
to the door.

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Rock star's parkings
what it's called.

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Well, is there something
wrong with the spot
we're in currently?

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Well, no. It's just
a longer walk to the door.

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Well, which leg
did you break?

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Well, it's--
it's cold.

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Sounds like your old man
shoulda kicked your ass

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another time or two.

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Good buddies?

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Good buddy.

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To Dary's point, if rock
star's parking's available,

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you should always takes
the rock star's parking,

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and maybe gets yourselves
a lottery ticket.

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Well, okay, Dan.
Dan, okay. What?

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So, some drunk nut sack
can stumble out of the bar,

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take a header into the truck?
Put a big ding in 'er?

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Hm.

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And okay, Dary.
Dary, okay. What?

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So, a couple of drunk nut sacks
come out of there pushing

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and shoving,
bump into it and split?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. You're right,
good buddy.

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Well, you're God damn
right I'm right.

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You gotta wake up pretty
early in the morning.

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To what?

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What?

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You said I gotta wake up
pretty early in the morning.

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Well, then you better wake up
pretty early in the morning.

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- To what?
- To--

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To... if you wanna
fool me.

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I don't.

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Well, what
if you did?

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Well, why'd I have to wake up
pretty early in the morning?

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You-- For if you wanna
sneak one past me, Bud.

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What do you mean?

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I mean you gotta wake up
pretty early in the morning.

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To do what?

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To if you want
to outsmart me, bud.

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Outsmart you with what?

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Well, doesn't matter.
I won't be outsmarted.

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Well, I got no interest
in outsmarting you.

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You got interest
in being smart,

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and I'll tell you, you're
cruising for a bruising.

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Well, why do I gotta
wake up early in the morning

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just to outsmart you?

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To-- to if you want to beat
me at what I was gonna do.

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Well, what were you gonna do?

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Doesn't matter. If you want
a head start on it you gotta

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wake up pretty early
in the morning.

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Well, I'd wake up extra
early 'cause I don't want to

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- skip "brefekst."
- Well, guess what?

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I'm serving knuckle
sandwiches for brefekst.

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- Good buddies?
- Good buddy.

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You mights gets a ding in your
car if you parks up front.

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Sure. Sure,
that's could happen.

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But, you know,
back here's where fellers

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comes to takes a piss.

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What are you saying,
Squirrely D?

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Yeah, you might get piss
on your truck, good buddy.

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Oh.

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Oh, I think you're right,
good buddy.

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Well, one's the lesser
of two evils.

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Yeah.

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We just have to decides
which ones gets the edge.

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Yeah.

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Well, it is a wee
bit chilly.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it is a wee bit chilly.
Good enough.

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Hey!

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Learn how
to fucking drive!

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(All laughing)

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♪ You could get crunk
in the club, what? ♪

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- Aly-cat.
- Stewart.

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- Bianca-donk.
- Stewart.

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- I'm--
- Stewart.

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Roald!

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I'm making a comeback.

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We're making
a comeback.

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(Sighing)
Correct.

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We're the newest
DJ duo on the scene.

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- Got the streets bubbling.
- You're gonna be DJs?

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- DJs fuck.
- Mm.

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- Mm-hm.
- Mm.

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Mm-hm.
So, what are you called?

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I'm quite sure you
recall our previous collab.

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Nope.

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The Hottest
Sex Imaginable?

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- When.
- Now?

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No, no, no! That was
the name of our band.

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The Hottest
Sex Imaginable?

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The Hottest
Sex Imaginable.

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Might've heard of my lil'
side project Susan Serrated.

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- Roald.
- I thought you liked
that name?

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- I don't.
- Stewart.

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I love it.

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So, what are you called now?

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Connor. Darien.

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2cock Chakur?

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- Picture me rolling...
- Hail Mary.

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- Until the end of time.
- All eyes on me!

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I imagine they'll
just call us 2cock.

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- Who's they?
- The streets.

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Tanis actually hired us to
play her release party today.

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What's she releasing?

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♪ You can get
crunk in the club ♪

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KATY:
Tanis?

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Damn. You two
look good.

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- Scorched Earth season, baby.
- (Slap)

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- Yeah.
- Get 'em fired up.

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Great timing.

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'Skoden.

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S'do dis.

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- Damn.
- You look good.

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Hey, Hemsworth sisters.

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NDN NRG?

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Not sure that's
PC, buddy.

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Indian Energy.
It's hilarious.

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You said it.

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All of the kids on the rez
have been obsessed

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with BROdude ever since
the senior tournament

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so I thought to myself,
"What can I do?"

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- Learn how to fucking drive?
- (All chuckling)

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I hate leaving
money on the table.

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So, NDN NRG was born.

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The kids are
already hoovering it.

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Looks a Timbit like
the BROdude logo, Tanis.

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Mm, no, it doesn't.

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Also, I want to thank you, Gail,
for hosting the launch party.

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Got you, girl.

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Tanis, it does look a drill
bit like the BROdude logo.

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No, I don't see it.

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Don't think so?
Not even a mosquito bit?

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Nope.

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- Tassie.
- Cassie.

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- I'm Tassie.
- I'm Cassie.

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Wow, boys. You have
really outdone yourselves.

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Thanks.

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We couldn't find broads to
wheel with in the 100km

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radius of Letterkenny that
we hadn't already wheeled,

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so then I thought to myself,
"What should we do?"

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Learn how
to fucking drive?

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(Hicks chuckling)

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Go outside of the 100km range.
It's so simple!

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And then we remembered
that Tassie and Cassie--

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- I'm Tassie.
- I'm Cassie.

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We'll get 'er.

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Tassie and Cassie gave up
their jobs for us over
at BROdude.

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We lost our jobs.

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The best jobs
we've ever had.

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But all's well that
ends well, right, Cassie?

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- I'm Tassie.
- I'm Cassie.

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We'll get 'er.

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00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,732
(Feedback squealing)

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- Figure it out!
- Je suis désolé!

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- Gail's system is archaic.
- Fuck you, skid.

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Connor! Darien!
Quick! The banner.

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00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,883
2cock Chakur?

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00:07:58,911 --> 00:08:00,411
They just call us 2cock.

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00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,980
- Who's they?
- The streets.

209
00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:04,075
- Blasphemy.
- Sacrilege.

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00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,250
- We know.
- And agree.

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00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,818
But...

212
00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,755
So, why are you
wearing the shirts?

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00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,593
They're up to
10k SoundCloud followers.

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And you know
what that means.

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00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,393
- No.
- What?

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00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,398
- Learn how to fucking drive.
- (Hicks chuckling)

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00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,770
BOTH:
All aboard that train.

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00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:22,102
(Both snapping fingers)
Choo-choo-choo.

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00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:25,368
(Phone buzzing)

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00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:32,353
(Sighing)

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00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:38,352
I'm sick of
these dudes already.

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Should we try to
be NDN NRG girls?

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BROdude knock off?
(Scoffing)

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What if we
tell BROdude?

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We could get
our jobs back.

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BOTH:
Should we do it?
We should do it.

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Hey!

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00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:01,866
DAN:
Hey!

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00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:04,478
Shut the fuck up and listen
to Tanis before

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00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,484
I have to stick my shoes
down your throat

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00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,376
and turn you into a very
fashionable gender-neutral

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pair of thigh-high
fucking boots.

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00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:14,822
Alright, I got some
shit to say.

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00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,657
But first, I want to thank
Gail for hosting us.

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00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:19,292
- Thank you, Gail.
- (Crowd cheering)

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Got you, girl.

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Now, with the recent
success of the Eagles

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on the national
senior hockey stage,

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Auntie Tanis got
a little bit of an idea.

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- Learn how to fucking drive?
- (Hicks chuckling)

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The team needs
an official sponsor.

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Something that
contributes to the brand

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of this championship team.

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So, with that,
I present to you.

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(Clapping)
Skids!

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00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,079
I know!

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- It's 2cock Chakur.
- Roald.

248
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,923
(Drumbeat sounding)

249
00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:50,293
(Native hip hop playing)

250
00:09:50,323 --> 00:10:00,533
♪

251
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,209
(Applauding, cheering)

252
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,044
Yes, and with
the early success

253
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,050
of NDN NRG.

254
00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,712
Tanis bought the Eagles.

255
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,350
(Cheering)

256
00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:18,322
I did! I bought
the Eagles!

257
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,191
WOMAN:
What the fuck is this?

258
00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,790
Bye. Move. Basic.

259
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,361
Thanks for
the heads up.

260
00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:30,633
Tits look great,
but no regrets.

261
00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,227
- Tanis?
- 'Sup?

262
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,899
Your logo looks just
a Bits & Bites

263
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,637
like the BROdude logo.

264
00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:41,805
Mmm... no.

265
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,581
It looks more than a horse
bit like the BROdude logo.

266
00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:49,079
I-- I don't see it.

267
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,718
Hmm.

268
00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:54,221
Mm, tastes
the same too.

269
00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:56,563
They all taste the same.
Get your head outta your ass.

270
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,189
They do not all
taste the same.

271
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,234
Okay well then what're
you gonna do about it,
Erin Brockovich?

272
00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,259
- Learn how to fucking drive?
- (Hicks chuckling)

273
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,858
Besides sue
the moccasins off you?

274
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:06,226
Don't have to sue me to get
them off. What's your sign?

275
00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:10,265
Hm, I'll think
of something.

276
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,506
Damn.
You two look good.

277
00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:16,877
Let's go.

278
00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,077
Il faut qu'on parle.

279
00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:20,881
Anglais,
s'il vous plait.

280
00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:23,853
- We need to talk.
- About what?

281
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:26,253
We'll be back.

282
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:27,615
Skids!

283
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,787
- I know!
- It's 2cock.

284
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:30,785
Roald.

285
00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,286
I'm not gonna
fucking say that.

286
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,888
Alright, let's
get fucking hammered!

287
00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:35,286
(Cheering)

288
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:45,571
♪

289
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,280
- Boys.
- Boys.

290
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:53,981
- Boys!
- Boys.

291
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,746
Doing well I see.

292
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,551
- Guess what we did.
- What's that?

293
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,423
Started our own
beer league team.

294
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:02,322
Nice. Beer league checks
all the boxes, boys.

295
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,058
Booze. Boys...

296
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,761
Yeah, I think that's
pretty much it, buddy.

297
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,892
Booze and the boys.
Love beer league, boys.

298
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,598
You're playing us
this weekend.

299
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:11,999
Good. Just don't
work too hard.

300
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,574
Yeah, no one likes a beer
league hero, boys. Relax.

301
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,500
Don't worry about it. We phone
it straight the fuck in.

302
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,070
- Good.
- Relax.

303
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,935
But we got a guy who
can't be turned off.

304
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:22,443
- No.
- Not--

305
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,675
BOTH:
Shoresy.

306
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,013
SHORESY:
Give your balls a tug.

307
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,947
- Wait, you know this guy?
- SHORESY: Fuck yeah.

308
00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:29,419
Saw 'em at a Halloween party
dressed as the twins from

309
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,148
The Shining and almost
shot 'gurt

310
00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,693
through my Dorothy skirt.

311
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,252
(Chuckling)
You were dressed as
Dorothy for Halloween?

312
00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:37,257
SHORESY: You bet. The dress
looked good on me,

313
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,159
but it'll look better on your
mum's bedroom floor,

314
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,361
- you fucking loser.
- Fuck you, Shoresy.

315
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,197
Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom
wanted to go with me as Toto

316
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,873
but I said short trip,
you're already a fucking dog.

317
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,832
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- SHORESY: Fuck you, Reilly.

318
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:51,168
Your mom got refused
entry to that party for

319
00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:52,673
coming in blackface.

320
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,605
Glad I came in blackface
before we left her bungalow.

321
00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:56,711
Fuck you, Shoresy!

322
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,036
Were you really
taking down their moms?

323
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,710
- No!
- SHORESY: Fuck you, Reilly.

324
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,009
I'd still be with her,

325
00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,946
but she ignored
Lacy and Macy's safe word.

326
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,482
- It's Tassie.
- I'm Cassie.

327
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,817
So, it is true.

328
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:06,891
No!

329
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,222
Fuck you, Jonesy.
I dumped your mom

330
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:11,117
and she sent me flowers
like I'm a fucking broad.

331
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,457
Fuck you, Shoresy.

332
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,131
Fuck you, Reilly. Your mom
said she'd do anything

333
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,500
to get me back so I've got
her running around town

334
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,999
on my Pokémon Go.

335
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:19,900
Fuck you, Shoresy!
We're done.

336
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,965
Fuck you, Jonesy.
How do you think I feel?

337
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:24,501
I gotta fuck your mom
one more time

338
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,907
because she's still got my
Game Boy Colour.

339
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,011
- BOTH: Fuck!
- SHORESY: Fucking Pokémons,

340
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,080
gotta catch 'em all,
you piece of shit.

341
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:35,513
♪ She's got sugar
on the inside ♪

342
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,978
♪ Honey so sweet
that money can't buy ♪

343
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:43,218
♪ She's got sugar
on the inside ♪

344
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:45,385
You worried about
The Devil Wears Prada?

345
00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:47,034
(Scoffing)
No.

346
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:48,759
Thanks for shaking
it out there.

347
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,398
What if
she tries to sue you?

348
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,699
Global corporation tries
to take down a First Nations

349
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:55,601
mom and pop shop?
I'd like to see her try.

350
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,868
Besides, I'm Mohawk.
I'm Bear Clan.

351
00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,413
- This logo is ours.
- Careful, Auntie.

352
00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:03,109
Listen, Shark Tank can come
after us if she wants to,

353
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,535
but you know what
we're gonna do?

354
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,677
DAN: Learn how
to fucking drive?

355
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:06,851
(Hicks chuckling)

356
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:08,879
Enjoy the day with
our championship team

357
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,084
and our championship drink.

358
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:15,916
♪ She's got sugar
on the inside ♪

359
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:20,455
♪ She's got sugar on
the inside ♪

360
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,556
(Whistling)

361
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:23,555
Good sound.

362
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,126
(Scoffing)
Duh.

363
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,127
What are you called?

364
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,628
2cock Chakur.

365
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,440
That is the stupidest
name I've ever heard.

366
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,909
- Just 2cock.
- The kids will love it.

367
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:36,138
- They already do.
- So do the ladies.

368
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,078
Let's talk.

369
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,610
(Both laughing)

370
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,246
What? Did you come to sue
the mukluks off me?

371
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,221
I said moccasins, and come on,
global corporation

372
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,151
takes down First Nations
mom and pop shop?

373
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,089
How would that look?

374
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,990
Hm, I like
the way you think.

375
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,555
I can't poop
your party that way.

376
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,990
- Lovely. Later.
- But guess what I can do?

377
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,499
- Learn how to fucking drive?
- (Hicks chuckling)

378
00:14:56,562 --> 00:15:00,172
Hurt you. Much worse.
In other ways.

379
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,802
The Kerry County Eagles First
Nations Senior Hockey Team.

380
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:06,265
Championship First Nations
senior hockey team.

381
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,165
About that...

382
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,180
Your rez's rules state
that in order to play

383
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,512
for the Native team,
you must be Native.

384
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,308
You sure all your
players are Native?

385
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:17,646
Listen, it chaps my ass more
than anyone's that everyone

386
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,853
and their fucking dog
is part Native now,

387
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,789
but read the fuckin
Canadian Indian Act, alright?

388
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,191
Oh, hm. Well.

389
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:28,656
How about I read some
Ancestry.com results instead?

390
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:31,004
Reilly, Jones, and Shore.

391
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,000
Are they triplets
or something?

392
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:36,142
(Chuckling)
Yeah, triplets with
all different last names?

393
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,868
Fucking idiot.

394
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,037
Oh, I just ask because

395
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:43,875
their Ancestory.com
results are identical.

396
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,213
- What?
- Huh?
- How?

397
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:49,378
Because the DNA submitted for
all three of them

398
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,878
was the same.

399
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,390
It's like
the shotguns are cocks.

400
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,152
(Both laughing)

401
00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:01,731
The directions said to spit
in a cup and send it in.

402
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,704
So we spit in the cup
like the directions said.

403
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:06,299
You spit in
separate cups, right?

404
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,902
BOTH:
Yes!

405
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,067
It said just spit in
the cup and then send it in!

406
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,165
So, we spit in
the cup and sent it in!

407
00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:13,514
You sent it in?

408
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,408
Who sent it in?

409
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,736
BOTH:
Shoresy.

410
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,011
(Sighing)

411
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,417
BOTH:
Shoresy!

412
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,193
As official sponsor
of the National Senior

413
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:30,259
Hockey Championship,
until it is determined

414
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:34,192
whose DNA was submitted
for all three players,

415
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:38,556
I must revoke the Kerry County
Eagles championship status.

416
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:39,597
No.

417
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:40,595
ALL:
No.

418
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:44,266
BOTH:
No!

419
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,736
Good luck building your brand
on the backs of disgraced

420
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,113
former National Senior
Hockey Champions,

421
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,405
the conniving
Kerry County Eagles.

422
00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:55,714
JJ.

423
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:59,348
That cup belonged to
the Tree River Lakers.

424
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,015
Fucking Tree Rivers.

425
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:04,522
(Crowd gasping)

426
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:05,956
Reilly! Jones!

427
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,595
Remember when I said this
hat belonged on the head

428
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,098
of a real athlete?

429
00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,700
Not washed up never-have-been
taking a victory lap

430
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:14,732
through whale shit?

431
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,137
BOTH:
Yeah.

432
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,971
Well, here's what
that looks like.

433
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,538
Je t'ai dit qu'il fallait
qu'on parle.

434
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,542
Anglais, s'il vous plait.

435
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,644
- I have a new boyfriend.
- Oh?

436
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,310
I wanted you
to hear it from me.

437
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,748
'Kay.

438
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,650
Katy, I have
a new boyfriend.

439
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:30,645
Oh?

440
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,376
I wanted you
to hear it from me.

441
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:33,488
'Kay.

442
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,256
(Chuckling)

443
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:46,634
(Kissing)

444
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,070
Excuse me.
Hi, yeah.

445
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,402
Would that be your car that's
parked all snugged up

446
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:55,908
against the back door
blocking the fire exit?

447
00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:59,081
Learn how
to fucking drive!

448
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:02,506
Where's Wayne?

449
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,181
(The Stills' "Lola Stars and
Stripes" plays)

450
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:25,270
♪

451
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:46,228
♪ We all need
to feel secure ♪

452
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:50,831
♪ We're so
middle class ♪

453
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:54,903
♪ But I'm still
waiting for next week's ♪

454
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:59,067
♪ Chemical blast ♪

455
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:09,148
♪