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You smelt Gap Dream at
the bar the other night

2
00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:12,312
and that got you hard
as old sugar.

3
00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:13,613
You sparked the BBQ with
the lid still down

4
00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:15,215
and turned your niece's 8th
birthday into a scene

5
00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:16,216
from the Hurt Locker.

6
00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:17,384
Your friend's dad called

7
00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,586
your sister's pet squirrel
a "bush shrimp".

8
00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:21,388
You've come to the conclusion
that if she's got three

9
00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:23,356
or more colours in her hair,
she's offended by everything.

10
00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,625
Your pal chose the urinal
directly beside yours

11
00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:27,794
which gotcha thinking about how
he always wants to cross

12
00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,929
your arms and crack your back.

13
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You wanna give your sweetie
the world

14
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but all you can afford is
Edmonton.

15
00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:33,566
And really you shoulda known

16
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about your back crackin' pal
'cause like,

17
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one time he wanted to do it when
it was just the two of ya.

18
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You'd fuck a catcher's mitt
at the moment

19
00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:41,041
is not the answer the dude
at the sex shop

20
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was expecting when he asked ya
how you were doing.

21
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Yeah say what you want about
CIS teens,

22
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they'll build you a great
fuckin' chapel.

23
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It's not entirely true to say
you got catfished,

24
00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:49,849
but the girl did have
a forehead so big,

25
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she could light a dart in
the shower.

26
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Your dog ripped a fart
so thick,

27
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you could hang an axe
in the air after.

28
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You don't have a lady in
your life but you do have a pal

29
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who blows on his food
to cool it down,

30
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so tomato-tomahto.

31
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Boy you sure catch a lot of heat
for your farmer's tan

32
00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:04,297
but have yous never seen a
roofer's tan, like, holy fuck.

33
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Your gal wants to start an
OnlyFans page,

34
00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:07,133
but even Netflix is losing subs

35
00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,368
and she can't compete with
Ozark.

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Whole world's all if's and
but's at the moment.

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But if if's and but's were
candy and nuts

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you'd have nuts where your butts
were before.

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♪

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Youse guys!

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ALL:
What?

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Look at this.

43
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- Christ in heaven.
- What?

44
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- Look at this.
- Sweet Lord Almighty.

45
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- What?
- Look at this.

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Um...

47
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Wee bit of trouble reading
then, eh, bud?

48
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What's it say?!

49
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Collect yourselves.

50
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This could very easily spirals
into hysterics,

51
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if we's don't practice
stoicisms.

52
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What's it say.

53
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Tell us what chip is the best
chip of all time!

54
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And these guys will let you
design your own flavour of chip!

55
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- (Crowd chattering)
- We alls knews this was coming.

56
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Well, all the signs were there.

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Wait!
What are the rules?

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Yes.

59
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Oh, wee bit of a hard time
readin' then, eh, bud?

60
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Gimme, gimme, gimme!

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"Only classic
Canadian flavours,

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"consisting of two or less
ingredients shall be considered.

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"Plain, salt & vinegar, BBQ,

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sour cream & onion,
dill pickle... ketchup."

65
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Better not forget those fuckin'
all-dressed chips.

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Wayne, all-dressed consists of
more than two ingredients.

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So nows, we're shaming chips for
being too dressed?

68
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I'm used to shaming them for
not being dressed enough.

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Stewart.

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"All-Dressed chips
shall be excluded!"

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- (Gasps from patrons)
- MAN: Get outta here!

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For obvious
reasons, Wayne.

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Excluding the chip doesn't stop
it from being

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the greatest
chip of all time, Dary.

75
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Wayne, this is no time for
pride. It's bedlam out here.

76
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No one loves chips
like small towns.

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Not one other tribe,
nor person, nor posse.

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Yeah. Offices have
their water coolers.

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And small towns
have their chip bowls.

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It's a place where friendships
are built

81
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and good news is shared.

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Those waters runs deeps.

83
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Six generations strong.

84
00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:03,183
The American Revolutionarys Wars
was in no smalls parts due

85
00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:05,552
to Great Britain's calling chips
crisps.

86
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What do you think our ancestors
snacked on

87
00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,088
up the underground railroad?

88
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Everybody knows, the War of 1812
was the north versus the south,

89
00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,027
but what the people on
the front lines knew,

90
00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,662
it was crinkle cut versus
classic cut.

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Manifest destiny wasn't even
a thing until Yanks caught wind

92
00:03:18,798 --> 00:03:21,201
of us fuckin' around with exotic
flavours up here.

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Youse beens awful quiets
through all this, Waynes.

94
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I'm so fired up
right now,

95
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I've got sweat rollin' down
the small of my back

96
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and into my ass crack.

97
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It's emotional.

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But someone's gotta stay focused
through the fuss.

99
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Someone's gotta lead.

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- I nominate Stewart!
- I nominate anyone else.

101
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What are we
gonna do, Wayne?

102
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Only thing we can do.

103
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Have a fishbowl
discussion.

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Come on now.

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00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:56,436
(Grunting)

106
00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:58,771
Pretty short shorts for someone
that calls himself a man.

107
00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:00,373
You're paying a lot of attention
to my shorts

108
00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:01,774
for someone who calls
himself straight.

109
00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,210
Time to take a good look in
the mirror, bud.

110
00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,579
That's exactly
what I thought.

111
00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,081
What is this
sorcery, boys.

112
00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:10,216
Look at this
hocus-pocus.

113
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New program, boys.
We wanna look like porn stars.

114
00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:14,187
We're gonna look
like porn stars.

115
00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,122
- You already kinda do.
- You already kinda do.

116
00:04:16,155 --> 00:04:17,857
Really though,
you already kinda do.

117
00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:19,659
- You already kinda do.
- What are we even doing here?

118
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Seriously though,
youse already kinda do.

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BOTH:
Thank you, Glen.

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Oh, that was confusing.
That was not a compliment.

121
00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,035
Because you look like straight
male porn stars.

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00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:30,370
- Pardon?
- Well, you know,

123
00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:31,938
like a Shane Diesel,
or a Sean Lawless.

124
00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:32,905
Or Johnny Sins?

125
00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,708
Jordi el Nino Polla or
Juan El Caballo Loco.

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- Gizmo Osmond?
- Maybe even him.

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Wait, I'm sorry, Glen,

128
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but a porn star is a porn star
is a porn star.

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00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:43,449
(Snort laughing)
Not when it comes

130
00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:45,451
to the flawless male physique,
it t'ain't.

131
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He's right.
Gays hold it down there.

132
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Yeah.
We can't argue that.

133
00:04:48,354 --> 00:04:50,990
Like a little Johnny Rapid?
A little Buck Richards?

134
00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,426
Sure, like a little Pierce
Paris, or a little JJ Knight.

135
00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:54,494
A little Max Arion?

136
00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:55,561
A little Liam Cyber?

137
00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:56,596
Yeah, a little Calvin Banks.

138
00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:58,631
Li'l Beaux Banks.
Li'l Boomer Banks.

139
00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,066
A little Max from
Corbin Fisher?

140
00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:01,234
A little Dean
from Seancody?

141
00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:02,402
A little Cocky Boys?

142
00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,569
Yeah, a little
Guys In Sweatpants.

143
00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:05,104
Li'l Helix.
Li'l Bel Ami.

144
00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,406
Hey, Glen?

145
00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,541
Oh, Hockey,
I forgot about you.

146
00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:11,577
How do you know so much about
gay, male porn stars?

147
00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:12,679
Pourquoi?

148
00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:14,580
It's just that we know why Ron
and Dax know so much

149
00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:16,282
about gay,
male porn stars.

150
00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,383
'Cause we're homos?

151
00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:19,052
Not sure that's PC
but you said.

152
00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:20,386
Gay as the day is long.

153
00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:21,821
All new levels of gay.

154
00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:22,955
Straight up the ass.

155
00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:27,226
But for you to know so much
about gay porn stars...

156
00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,462
Gay-- Gay
male porn stars.

157
00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:33,766
Yes, for you to know so much
about gay, male porn stars,

158
00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,834
it would suggest...

159
00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:37,603
Uh, that I've done my research?
(Laughing)

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00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,739
Jonesy, I'm not sure if this is
your first time

161
00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:41,774
throwing some weights around,
but in the fitness community,

162
00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,776
we have something
called goals.

163
00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,878
We also have a little thing
called fitspo.

164
00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:48,614
So, what I like to do
is I set my goals,

165
00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:50,383
I gather up my fitspo,
and then I go about

166
00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:52,719
trying to achieve my goals.

167
00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:53,720
Par example...

168
00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:57,924
This... is my fitspo.
Okay?

169
00:05:57,957 --> 00:05:59,125
So, my goal...

170
00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:02,762
is the whole...

171
00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:03,996
aesthetic.

172
00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,465
Okay? My goal...

173
00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:09,402
is to look...
like this.

174
00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:12,338
Or maybe even
a little bit like this.

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00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,842
Or, if I'm lucky I get to and/or
look like this.

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00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,277
- Okay, Glen.
- We got it, buddy.

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00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,579
So, if everything's clear,

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00:06:19,612 --> 00:06:21,614
you guys can just skedaddle
on out of here

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00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:25,318
and I can get back to my goal
of looking like this!

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BOTH: O-kay.

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00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,354
We'll take it
from here, fellas.

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00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,790
How do we feel
about Austin Wilde?

183
00:06:30,823 --> 00:06:32,058
Well, he's no
Christian Wilde.

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00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:33,259
No he is not.

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00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:37,864
(Crowd chattering)

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00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,599
Simmer down.

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00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,234
In order to arrive at
the conclusion

188
00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,436
of what the best chip
ever is...

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00:06:43,469 --> 00:06:45,938
in an effort to be able to
design our own chip...

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00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:48,141
we will now begin a closed
fishbowl discussion

191
00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:49,509
on the matter,

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00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:52,712
and let the chips fall
as they may.

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00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,448
Wayne.

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00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:57,016
You wanna know what,
here I go now.

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00:06:57,049 --> 00:06:59,552
I just want to start
by saying thanks to Gail

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for acting
as today's moderator,

197
00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:04,056
also, for assuming
the responsibility

198
00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,160
of booking us the Ukrainian Hall
for today's event.

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00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,295
(Applauding)

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00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:11,798
Thank you, Gail.

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00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:12,899
'Kay.

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00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,701
Rules for today's fishbowl
discussion are simple.

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00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:19,071
I'll introduce flavours of chip
one by one.

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00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:22,208
Peer discussion inside
the fishbowl will begin.

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I, and only I, have the power to
move on to the next flavour

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00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:27,580
of chip.

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00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:30,516
In conclusion of today's
fishbowl discussion,

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the best chip of all time will
be determined via vote

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00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:36,722
by show of hands.

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00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,225
We begin.

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00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:41,627
Plain.

212
00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:44,931
(Croup mumbling, talking over
each other)

213
00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,499
I-- I submit:

214
00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:49,235
that chip could be called
plain... or regular.

215
00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:51,404
How would youse like it if
someone called youse regulars?

216
00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:52,872
- I would love that!
- (Laughing)

217
00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:54,841
I mean, to be called regular ol'
Letterkenny folk--

218
00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:55,908
Anyhoo!

219
00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:58,177
I'm not trying to take anything
away from the chip.

220
00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,378
- He's really not.
- I hopes not.

221
00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:02,615
I would also offer, calling
the chip plain is misleading,

222
00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:06,486
on account of the light drizzle
of salt adorning the chip.

223
00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:07,820
Put that light drizzle of salt
up against

224
00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:11,023
any other flavour of chip
for me real quick and,

225
00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:12,658
I mean, I think we're good to
move this along.

226
00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,994
There isn't one person here
who'd take the plain chip.

227
00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:15,895
All I'll say.

228
00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:18,531
I actually know
a few people who would

229
00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:20,433
and I'm not going to name names,
but I ain't one of 'em.

230
00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:22,001
- I am.
- (Gasping)

231
00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:23,636
Dary.

232
00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:27,573
And I'll say this...

233
00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,575
you can call it regular,

234
00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,043
but I call it classic!

235
00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:31,978
(Uproar from the crowd)

236
00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,480
GAIL: Let him speak!
Let the man speak!

237
00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,249
It doesn't need
to go there.

238
00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:37,984
It never
needs to go there.

239
00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,987
Youse may want your chips all
dolled up and camera ready...

240
00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:45,525
I just want a chip to sit on
the sofa with...

241
00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,226
catch a flick...

242
00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,328
shoot the breeze.

243
00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,596
- But...
- But...

244
00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,098
- But--
- But fuck it!

245
00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:53,399
ROALD:
(Quietly) Yes.

246
00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:56,969
Could be the first chip
I ever had.

247
00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:00,206
And I'm not gonna
turn my back on it.

248
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,876
'Cause it's never turned
its back on me.

249
00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:11,284
Waynes? Youse been awful quiets
through all this.

250
00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,422
Dary, I know you go back a long
way back with the chip.

251
00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:18,224
- So do you.
- So do I.

252
00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:23,362
But I look over at you here,
and... like,

253
00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,799
how soon we forget,
old friend,

254
00:09:26,832 --> 00:09:30,870
all those sleepovers,
kindergarten through Grade 2,

255
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,472
you and me used to add a couple
things into a bag of plain chips

256
00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:36,876
in an effort to... make our own
homemade chip.

257
00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:38,878
Dary, why don't you tell
the group

258
00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,747
what those
two things were.

259
00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,816
- Salt and vinegar.
- (Gasping)

260
00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:45,151
What?

261
00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:48,821
I'm gonna take
some air.

262
00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:51,958
(Door opening and closing)

263
00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,060
With the salt and vinegar
seed planted,

264
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:57,296
we will gracefully and with
composure segue

265
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,831
into salt and vinnies.

266
00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,500
- (All talking over each other)
- Damn good chip.

267
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,102
That chip won't be
pushed around.

268
00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:05,371
Why do you think Doritos never
fucked with it?

269
00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:06,806
Corn chips
have no place here!

270
00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,874
- Still an underdog.
- Always beens an underdogs.

271
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,710
It's enough to give anyones
an attitudes.

272
00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:11,911
It's a versatile chip.

273
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,879
Expand on
that please, Rosie.

274
00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,781
Throw it in with some popcorn
or pretzels.

275
00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,751
Pretzels,
pretzel sticks...

276
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,686
- DARYL: Peanut M&M's.
- (Gasping)

277
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:21,988
DAN:
He's back.

278
00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,261
(Crowd whispering)

279
00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:32,098
It plays by the rules.

280
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:35,735
Doesn't try to steal
the spotlight.

281
00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:38,738
It's a respectful chip.

282
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,741
Shall I just say
what everyone's thinking?

283
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,909
- Stewart.
- Roald.

284
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,479
If you're goings where I thinks
you're goings,

285
00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,314
I suggests you holds
your tongue.

286
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:52,551
In fact,
I strongly suggests it.

287
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,353
Stewart. Proceed.

288
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:57,123
That chip is...
inconsistent.

289
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,958
- (Gasping)
- You son of a bitch!

290
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,360
I have relied on that chips
my whole life.

291
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,562
Which chip, Dan?

292
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,898
You never know which one
you're getting!

293
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,900
And that's the problem.

294
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:09,201
You're pulling out one

295
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,337
that's maybe a little too salt
and vinegary.

296
00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:12,538
Next thing you know,

297
00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:14,940
you've got one that's not very
salt and vinegary at all.

298
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:18,644
Gails, I sense an edge of
confrontations

299
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,346
in the gentleman's tone.

300
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,682
One's got enough salt and
vinegar to prune your lips

301
00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,617
for the better part
of 48 hours,

302
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,019
and the next one
may as well be...

303
00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,188
- Don't you dare.
- ...regular.

304
00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:33,426
- Prepare to meet your maker!
- WAYNE: Dan!

305
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:39,732
Why don't you take
some air.

306
00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:41,333
(Gentle patting)

307
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:47,473
I thinks
I will take some airs.

308
00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:49,041
(Stewart chuckling)

309
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:53,312
(Squealing)

310
00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:54,413
(Door opening closing)

311
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,248
BBQ!

312
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,084
(Chattering)

313
00:11:58,117 --> 00:11:59,485
WOMAN:
...The name itself.

314
00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:03,222
Hey, Glen.

315
00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:04,390
Hey, Glenski.

316
00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:05,624
Bert, Ernie.

317
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:09,395
We just wanted to say, like, um,
sorry if we were kinda weird

318
00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:11,430
earlier when you were able to
list the names

319
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,532
of so many gay,
male porn stars.

320
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,636
Yes and again when you had
a gay, male porno magazine

321
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,105
on your person.

322
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:22,374
You know, I don't know how what
a person has on their person

323
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,176
is any of your concern!

324
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,611
Exactly! Exactly.

325
00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:27,179
What a person keeps
on their person

326
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,949
is none of anybody's business,
or what they do

327
00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,150
in the privacy
of their own home.

328
00:12:31,183 --> 00:12:32,852
Yes, I mean a person's
preferences

329
00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,954
is none of
anybody's business.

330
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:36,689
So, you do yo, bro.

331
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:37,757
(Snort laughing)

332
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,158
Do you mean to tell me,

333
00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,527
that you've never been watching
a porn and said to yourself,

334
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,997
huh, my gourd,
that man or young adult

335
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,966
or young adult portraying an
adolescent

336
00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:49,101
or actual adolescent
portraying a step-son

337
00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:52,204
has an extraordinary
physique?

338
00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,973
No.

339
00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,274
All porn stars are pretty
shredded,

340
00:12:55,307 --> 00:12:56,776
so they're pretty much
interchangeable

341
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,043
after a certain point.

342
00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,745
I pretty much don't even notice
the dude anymore.

343
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,580
Exactly! I don't even notice
the girl!

344
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,982
Although, I'll take pause

345
00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,784
to acknowledge
a nice wrench though.

346
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,652
Yes, if he has
a massive wrench,

347
00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,053
you've gotta pause
for a stick tap.

348
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,889
Gentlemen,
we're on the same page,

349
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,223
we're speaking the same
language,

350
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,792
we're driving
the same direction.

351
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,493
So, what I'm saying is
the next time you're looking

352
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,363
for shredded dudes
for your fitspo, maybe think

353
00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:20,966
about switching up your porn
searches a little wee bit.

354
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,268
It's good to mix
it up, boys.

355
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,470
- Great to mix it up.
- You gotta mix it up.

356
00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:25,671
Well, let's mix it up.

357
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,072
What are we even
fuckin' doin' here?

358
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,440
What is wrong
with searching...

359
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,443
"massive cock drills tiny hole,"
huh? What's wrong with it.

360
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,244
Nothin', buddy!

361
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,947
Then what's wrong with
searching...

362
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,515
"two massive cocks drill
tiny hole," huh?

363
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,683
What's wrong with it?

364
00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:38,818
Not a thing
in the world, bro.

365
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:40,286
Okay, well then,
what's wrong with

366
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,689
searching "two handsome,
muscular men with massive cocks

367
00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:45,191
not touching each other or
anything,

368
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,792
but definitely
no girls," huh?

369
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,195
- What's wrong with it.
- Nah-- Nah-- Nothing

370
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:53,232
What's wrong with searching
"two handsome, muscular men

371
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,367
"with massive cocks goin'
all the way with each other

372
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,837
with no one else around," huh?
What's wrong with it?!

373
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,605
- Glen...
- Glen are you...

374
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:00,739
What?

375
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,676
Always on the lookout
for long-lasting,

376
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,544
relentless, repetitive,

377
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,946
high-intensity,

378
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:09,882
ads-free fitspo?!

379
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:12,151
You're GD right I am!

380
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,286
- Okay, Glen.
- Okay, Glen.

381
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,755
(Exhaling)
Working out gets me real...

382
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,090
real pumped up,
real aggressive.

383
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:19,458
I mean, what is wrong

384
00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:21,393
with getting your prostate
checked a couple times a week

385
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:22,761
by someone who is
not a doctor, huh?

386
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,597
What's wrong with it?

387
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,499
(Door opening and closing)

388
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:43,916
Dill pickle.

389
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,851
- (Chattering)
- Glad I came back for this one.

390
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,953
Good chip.

391
00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,657
About time this thing started
heatin' up.

392
00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,058
Dill pickle Pringles.
How 'bow 'dah?

393
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,627
How 'bout
that's not a chip.

394
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:55,661
Stewart?

395
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,196
It is a Pringle,
it's not a chip.

396
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,632
I think you're thinking "It's
not a chip, it's a cracker."

397
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,767
I think you're thinking "It's
not a cracker, it's a Crispers."

398
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,903
It's part chip, part cracker,
all snack.

399
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,271
He's right.

400
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,139
Pringles didn't have the same
advantages as other chip.

401
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,475
(Scoffing) Pringles have more
advantages than other chip

402
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:10,342
for the packaging alone.

403
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,811
Tube of chips versus
bag of chips.

404
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,413
Sounds like Pringles might be in
your pocket.

405
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:15,347
Follow the moneys.

406
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,916
Pringles didn't have the same
advantages

407
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,951
as other chip
and still did just fine.

408
00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,352
They did more than fine.

409
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,289
Pringles packaging brings a
whole new element to the chip.

410
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,556
No doubt.

411
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,525
Let's the chip show you a whole
different side of itself.

412
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:30,629
But Rosie, let me ask you,
might that be called privilege?

413
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,964
- It might.
- Oh?

414
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,065
Or it mightn't.

415
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,301
Well, might it
or mightn't it?

416
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:38,837
No one can argue it's a chip
that knows exactly who it is.

417
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,239
Pretty easy for a chip that's
had everything

418
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,540
handed to it its whole life.

419
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:44,176
But it doesn't carry itself that
way. That matters here!

420
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,178
ROALD: Pringles just think
they're better than other chip,

421
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:48,480
what with being all un-cracked
and the same shape.

422
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,649
You could argue they're setting
an unrealistic standards

423
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,684
for chips everywhere.

424
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,352
The topic
is dill pickle.

425
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,521
You ever seen a family-sized
pack of Pringles?

426
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,957
No. 'Cause they don't get
the same opportunities

427
00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,425
as other chip.
Never did.

428
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,293
They excluded themselves from
that conversation!

429
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,629
- Oh!
- Oh, but since you asked,

430
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:05,531
Rosie, oh, what do you think a
family-sized pack

431
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:08,100
of-- of Pringles looks like?

432
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,203
Three tubes stacked on top
of each other?

433
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,472
I was thinking three tubes
pressed side by side.

434
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:15,708
You've got two parents,
two to three kids

435
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,043
and maybe a dog
in the family sedan,

436
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,279
you really think there's any
room for those options.

437
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,847
- (Crowd gasping)
- (Laughing)

438
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:26,785
Pringles are used to being
left behind.

439
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,886
I'll take some air.

440
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,188
Rosie...

441
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,322
(Door opens and closes)

442
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,092
The topic
is dill pickle.

443
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:37,162
Youse been awfully quiets
through all this, Waynes.

444
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:40,065
DARYL:
So have you, Katy-Kat.

445
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,371
WAYNE: (Quietly)
...should say something?

446
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,106
KATY: (Quietly) I think you
should say something.

447
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,141
WAYNE: (Quietly) Think I'd like
you to say something.

448
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,509
KATY: (Quietly) I think you
should take it.

449
00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:51,977
- WAYNE: (Quietly) You sure?
- Take it.

450
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,545
WAYNE:
Okay.

451
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:06,225
We've always been able to rely
on the family farm, you see.

452
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:08,994
A number of years back,
we had a rough patch...

453
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,896
agriculturally.

454
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,798
Difficult times.

455
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,133
Lot of 'uncertainteh'.

456
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,936
Katy had to get a job in town to
help us make ends meet.

457
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,506
And every night I'd drive into
town there,

458
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:23,175
pick her up 'cause...

459
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:26,779
well, that's the least
I could do.

460
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:29,848
Hell I'll admit it,
I was hurtin'.

461
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,751
I was hurtin' real bad.

462
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:37,756
It was a time when a lot of men
would lose themselves.

463
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:42,094
But what got me through it was
the pride of knowin'

464
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:46,565
that every night when she'd go
in town there for work,

465
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,734
she'd know exactly who was
comin' to pick her up

466
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,336
eight hours later.

467
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,873
That's me and bag a bag
of dill picklers.

468
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,209
(Katy exhaling)

469
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,178
Gonna take some air.

470
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:02,181
I'd take a wee bit
of air, too.

471
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:06,118
(Door opening and closing)

472
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:11,223
It's a good time... for all of
us to take some air.

473
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:14,059
(Crowd chattering)

474
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,861
- (Weights clanking)
- (Grunting)

475
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,863
- Glen.
- Glenski.

476
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:18,864
Hall, Oates.

477
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:19,965
We just wanted

478
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,333
to make this crystal
clear here, boys.

479
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,235
We weren't scrambling because
anybody's gay.

480
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,037
- We're gay.
- Gay as the day is long.

481
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,239
- All new levels of gay.
- Straight up the ass.

482
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,574
- Which is good.
- Which is great.

483
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,676
I mean, it's great,
whatever you're doing,

484
00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:31,777
it's great.

485
00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:33,212
It's all great.

486
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:37,149
So, even if you were...
gay...

487
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,984
JONESY:
Or are gay.

488
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:42,020
Were gay, are gay,
plan to be gay...

489
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,155
whatever it is...

490
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,057
- It's all good.
- It's all great.

491
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,391
I mean, it's great.

492
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:49,194
Whatever you're doing,
it's great.

493
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:52,431
W...we were just wondering...

494
00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:53,499
Glen...

495
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,502
You know, we've been pals for
a long time.

496
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,904
And we were
just wondering...

497
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:00,606
We've been pals long enough
for-- you can tell us

498
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,108
if we're out of line too!
Like you-- just go for it!

499
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,778
Okay, but from one pal
to another,

500
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:07,913
are you...

501
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,117
I was.

502
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,585
You were?

503
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:14,853
I am.

504
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,288
You are?

505
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,824
And I plan to be!

506
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:22,661
...the most fitspired fella in
this whole fitness forum!

507
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:24,763
Who is with me?

508
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:27,833
It's none of our business,
buddy.

509
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,301
Can't know everything, bro.

510
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,802
BOTH:
We're with you.

511
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,871
Oh! Good.

512
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,373
'Cause it's hard to stay
fitspired.

513
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:35,607
I need good fitspo.

514
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,609
- You betcha, buddy.
- We're here to help, bro.

515
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,645
Even if it means searching:
massive cock drills tiny hole?

516
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,213
- Sure, buddy.
- Even if it means searching:

517
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:42,614
two massive cocks
drill tiny hole?

518
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:45,184
- Whatever it takes, buddy.
- Even if it means searching:

519
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,252
two very handsome, muscular men
with massive cocks

520
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,487
who aren't touching each other,

521
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,023
but there's definitely
no girls around?

522
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:52,691
I can help
with that one, buddy.

523
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:57,629
Even if it means searching:
"two handsome, muscular men

524
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:00,199
with massive cocks just going
all the way with each other,

525
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,034
while the rest of their
fraternity brothers

526
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,603
cheer them on
and drink beer?

527
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,305
That's right
in my wheelhouse, buddy.

528
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,907
Oh! Good, good, good.
Good! Good!

529
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,409
Now...

530
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:13,545
which of you non-doctors feels
like giving me a prostate exam?

531
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,052
Sour cream and onion!

532
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,153
(Crowd grumbling)

533
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,121
You mean sour cream and
untouchable?

534
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,590
Sour cream
and unacceptable.

535
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,525
Well, they're sour cream and
underappreciated.

536
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,793
Sour cream and undeserving.

537
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,595
Pfft. If you're sour cream
and unintelligent.

538
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:30,395
Katy!

539
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:31,830
That was sour cream
and unnecessary.

540
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,666
This whole things is getting
sour creams and uncomfortables.

541
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,201
Ketchup!

542
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,536
(Crowd grows louder)

543
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:38,937
Good chip!

544
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,407
Gails, you gots to gets control
of the situation.

545
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,443
They're gone, Dan!
I've lost them!

546
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:46,111
- Wayne, help her!
- What?

547
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:47,879
This is the chip I've been
waiting for!

548
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,548
This is my moment!

549
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,415
Stewart!

550
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,718
Katy, get under
your chair!

551
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,187
What? Dary, you get under
the chair--

552
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,388
All is lost!

553
00:20:56,421 --> 00:20:57,656
- (Crowd yelling)
- All is lost!

554
00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:00,092
ROSIE:
Did you say something?

555
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,627
I can't hear what
you're saying.

556
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:05,664
- (Door opening)
- (Crowd goes silent)

557
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:07,899
(Door closing)

558
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,801
(Blitzen Trapper "The Tree")

559
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:15,007
♪ When your love rains down,
just like diamonds all around ♪

560
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,743
♪ A strange
and changing sound ♪

561
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:21,179
♪ A transformation
in the ground ♪

562
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,815
♪ The great
and winding tree ♪

563
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:26,952
♪ Splits the Earth
from sea to sea ♪

564
00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:29,688
♪ And my lover
comes to me ♪

565
00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:32,557
♪ Bids me
follow endlessly ♪

566
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:35,560
♪ As she laughs and starts
to climb ♪

567
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:38,830
♪ Through the branches
and the binds ♪

568
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:40,966
♪ Through the tangle
of our minds, ♪

569
00:21:40,999 --> 00:21:45,771
♪ For this tree, you see,
it grows, never ending... ♪

570
00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:51,076
Why are youse all here
and not the bar?

571
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,181
All-Dressed.

572
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:58,317
That's the chip.
It is THE chip.

573
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,585
I mean, it really is
the best of the best.

574
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,054
I mean, what are we talking
about here?

575
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,755
It's a mix of barbecues,
ketchups,

576
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,825
sour creams & onions,
and salts & vinegars.

577
00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:09,094
There's a little bit of all of
us in that chip.

578
00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:11,830
It was right there in front of
us this whole time.

579
00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:14,466
Couldn't see the forest
for the trees.

580
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,369
Nothing regular about it.

581
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:20,505
There's no dill pickle
in there.

582
00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:27,512
Dill pickle will always have
a place in our hearts.

583
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,183
What is going
on here?

584
00:22:31,216 --> 00:22:33,285
The rules
clearly state:

585
00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:35,320
All- Dressed
shall be excluded.

586
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,888
For obvious reasons, Wayne.

587
00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:39,825
Well, Dary...

588
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,360
excluding the chip
doesn't stop it

589
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:43,995
from being the greatest chip
of all time.

590
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,063
Got that right,
good buddy.

591
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,899
It's the Brets Harts of chips.
The best there is.

592
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:50,602
The best there was.
The best there ever wills bes.

593
00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:55,907
This fishbowl discussion will
now be closed.

594
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:59,277
There will be no vote
via show of hands

595
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:02,080
as the conclusion for the best
chip of all time

596
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:03,582
has been drawn,

597
00:23:03,615 --> 00:23:06,318
pursuit of designing our own
flavour of chip

598
00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:08,120
will also conclude.

599
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:10,622
Yeah, but the chip we'd design,
it-- it'd be like,

600
00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:12,157
a Caesar flavoured chip,

601
00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:13,358
like a Bloody Mary
flavoured chip.

602
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,593
I think that that'd
be the winner.

603
00:23:14,626 --> 00:23:16,128
You know, I think we'd
all agree on that.

604
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,396
Everyone knows it.

605
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:20,599
I mean, a chip that tastes like
Caesars? Slam dunk.

606
00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:23,368
- (All agreeing)
- WAYNE: You can't lose.

607
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,770
All-Dressed though...

608
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,438
(Chuckling)

609
00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:32,043
Got everything in a chip you
want right there.

610
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,645
Friendship.
Feels good.

611
00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:36,314
Friend-chip?
(Laughing)

612
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:39,217
Yo.

613
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:42,053
What the actual fuck
is going on here.

614
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:42,554
(Glasvegas "Geraldine")

615
00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:52,063
♪

616
00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:01,840
♪ When your sparkle evades
your soul ♪

617
00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:05,844
♪ I'll be at your side
to console ♪

618
00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:09,047
♪ When you're standing
on the window ledge ♪

619
00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:13,852
♪ I'll talk you back,
back from the edge ♪

620
00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:17,856
♪ I will turn,
I will turn your tide ♪

621
00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:21,860
♪ Be your shepherd,
I swear I'll be your guide ♪

622
00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:25,864
♪ When you're lost in the deep
and darkest place around ♪

623
00:24:25,897 --> 00:24:28,066
♪ May my words walk you home
safe and sound ♪

624
00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:33,071
♪ Ooh ♪

625
00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:36,074
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

626
00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:37,175
♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪