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A few hockey players come
into the bar the other day...

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- Le boys.
- Boys.

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- Boys.
- Boys.

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New hockey player themed menus.

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HOCKEY PLAYERS:
Oh, Bonnie McMurray!

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You picked the right day
for Sandis Ozolunch.

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Ryan Getzlunch was
actually Jonesy's idea.

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I'll get some Water Gretzky
for the table.

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Still or Guy Carbonated?

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I'd have a Corey Perrier
and Vladimir So-vodka.

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Scotch Stevens for me.

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Jonesy?
Gary Wetman your whistle?

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I usually go
for the Jaromir Lager,

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but I like the looks of this
Bloody Marián Hossa special.

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Comes Kris Letangy
with Dill Kessel,

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garnished with
Henrik Sardine and Clam Neely.

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I love Brent Seafood.

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Wait 'til I tell you
about the Matt Marlin.

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HOCKEY PLAYERS:
Gail Hawerchuk!

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You in for some
Henrik Lunch-qvist?

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And to think we almost skipped
Mikael Backlunch altogether.

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Good thing we didn't
go for Nick Suzushi.

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This is shaping up to be
the Owen Nolunch of our lives.

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And to think I almost just
gra.

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I'm ready to eat that
Jake Pretzel off the floor.

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You know, I started my way
with a Connor McDanish.

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Let's order your James Meals.

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I know it's hot out, but I could
go for a Jonathan Cheapsoup.

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Like a Brian Campbell's?

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Gailer, what's your
soup of the Damon Severson?

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Roasted Cal Butternut.

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How's the Ramen Hamrlik?

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Better than the Tom Yum Wilson.

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And to think we almost
just went for Josh Pho-Sang.

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I'll get the cheese plate.
I'.

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Ivan Provolone's
the real highlight.

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Comes with bread...

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Josh Naan'derson.

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Main Shayne courses?

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How's the Sloppy Joe Thornton?

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It's got Parme-Sean Couturier
with diced Radish Vrbata

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and Turnip Stevenson.

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And to think we were
just going to whip up

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some RJ Umberger Helper.

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Can you tell me about the meat
in your beef Stu Barnes?

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It's Jaroslav Halal.

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I was hoping for some
Jake DeBrisket.

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Comes with Leon Dry-Salad
and there's a bean, too,

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um, Kidney Crosby.

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As much as I like
a Sheldon Soufflé,

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I'm gonna keep it simple, go
with the Charlie Mac'n cheese.

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It comes with Tyson Toast.
Anything else?

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Just some Matthew Ketchup.

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And to think we were just
gon.

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Speaking of beef Stu Barnes,
how's the Patrice Bourguignon?

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Secret ingredient
is Dijon Phaneuf.

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Comes with Cedric Baguette,

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but I should have
some Travis Greens.

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Mm, Kale Hunter.

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Oh, is there an Aki Berger?

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We've got Grant Fuhrgers.

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We could also do
an Artemi Panini

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or a Sandwich Ozolinsh.

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Ham Ward subs too.

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Adam Foot-long?

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Or a Six-inch Ozolinsh.

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And to think, we were
just going to crush

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some Bagel Bites Battaglia?

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Sort desserts now
or are youse watching

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your weight Belak's?

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You got anything like
a Marc-André McFlurry?

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Of course. Comes with
Jonathan Huber-cookie-dough.

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We've also got Tyson Blue-Barrie
and James Kiwiznewski.

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Mm, should we get
chocolate fondue Koivu?

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I've got some Joe
Nieuwen-Klondike bars

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in the freezer.

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For me it'll be the Pie Domi
with Caramel Nurse.

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Alright, but looking at
your waistlines

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I'd consider
the Anthony Deangelato.

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Yeah.

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Solid menu, Gailer Hall.

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Thanks, Bon Tugnutt.

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Say, who's your favourite
player?

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Gabriel Longestcock.

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♪

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Stewart-Stewart!

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What's Gucci?

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Tibadoo's dog's lost.

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And what's he
Tiba-doing about it?

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Oh, shut the fuck up.

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He's not Tiba-doing
anything.

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(Gasping)

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He'll just Tiba-do without it.

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What?!

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Do you wanna know what?

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It's kinda what a lot
of country folk are like.

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They just open
the door in the morning,

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let the dog out for the day,
open it up again at night,

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and if it's not there,
well, fuckin'--

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Tough sleddin'.

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That's how I was raised.

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Fucks youse, Tibadoos.

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KATY: It's kind of
double trouble here though.

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It was Jivin's dog first,
it ran away from him,

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and he gave up on it.

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There's Jivin
fuckin' up again.

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And then Tibadoo found it,
it ran away from him,

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and he gave up on it.

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What if it's hurt somewhere?

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You know,
if that dog came back,

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he probably wouldn't
even take it to the vet.

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Nope, just wrap it
in a blanket,

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put it in front of
a fire for a few days.

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They're well-meaning folks,
but a bit redneck.

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Fucks youse, Tibadoos.

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I ask again,
what if it is hurt somewhere?

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We'll find it.

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Found more than a few
runaways during my time doing

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pit bull rescue in
Vancouv.

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You're a great gal, Rosie.

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Yeah.

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And... we've got Glen.

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Glen?

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♪

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Glen.

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Roald. Daniel.

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Rosie. Katy. Stewart.

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Wayne!
As I'm sure you all know,

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I added dog-trapping to my
wildly impressive skillsets

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at the age of 17,
whilst doing missionary work

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in Puerto Escondido.

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I didn't knows that.

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It's in his Twitter bio.

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Twitter is a cult.

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Well, don't you remember
when Glen was written up

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in The Banner for
finding that beagle?

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Oof, beagles go bucky.

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Super tough to find because
they're trying to get lost.

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I caught him swimming island
to.

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They get a scent
and they're gone.

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- Sounds familiar.
- Silly fuckin' hounds.

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High survival rate however.

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So, Glen Close.

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How are you
going to find it!

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First things first.

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The lost dog.

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A three-year old Nova Scotia
Duck Toller Retriever.

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(gasping)
Just a little boo.

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Oh! Is he a good boy?

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He is such a boy.

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How long's the boy been lost?

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Well, he might identify as
a s.

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Five days.

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I wasn't finished
virtue signaling, Glen.

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- Roald.
- Name?

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- Gregory.
- (Giggling)

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Is it fuckin' really?

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Thou shalt not lie, Wayne!

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You're not supposed to
give dogs human names.

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Imagine trying to
call him at a dog park?

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(Laughing)
No, Gregory! Bad dog, Gregory.

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Oh! Sad dog, Gregory.

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We will not be using his name.

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Fuckin' eh.

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Once a dog has been
in the wild for that long,

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their brain undergoes
a chemical change

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called Missing Dog Syndrome,

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basically fight
or flight mode.

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So, when we encounter him,
do not use his name.

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It might trigger him
to run away!

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Whys isn't Tibadoos
outs looks-in' for him?

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Same reason Jivin wasn't.

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Yeah, he's a fuckin' degen.

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There's only a 3% chance
a dog will go to their owner

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after entering
Missing Dog Syndrome.

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(Scoffing)
So it's a moot point.

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Who the fuck are you?

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Also, we should probably
track him in smaller groups.

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A large pack might spook him.

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Girls rule, boys drool?

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Don't threaten me
with a good time.

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Well, I'll go with you,
good buddy.

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Wh-- Good buddy? Wayne!

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Well, whats abouts me's?

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You're too emotional to track,
Squirrely Dan.

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That energy's not good
for a.

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I am not emotionals!

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We'll consult a psychic.

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What?

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To find the dog.

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A psychic?

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Listen.
When I was a young skid,

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my parents,
they owned a Chow Chow named

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Tatiana Pamplemousse,
and I know I seem like

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I've been a bit emotional
throughout all this,

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but that's just because Tatiana
went missing one evening--

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- Doesn't matter.
- Anyhoo.

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Let's go up Wallace way.

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KATY: I'll take Eaton way.

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- WAYNE: I need fuel.
- ROSIE: West end?

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WAYNE:
Oh, Bender's is cheaper.

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(Whimpering)
Free beer.

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Mr. Dan?

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My-- My sweeties Ellens
reads tea leaves.

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That's-- That's kinds of
likes a psychics?

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(Both giggling maniacally)

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Alright.

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I guess I'll drive.

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Can't believe
we got stood up, buddy.

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I've never been
stood up in my life, bro.

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Stood up for a gym date,
no less.

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See, bro,
now we'll never know.

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About their gym styles?

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No, about their steez, buddy.
We'll never know!

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Like, what's your
favourite steez?

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Hm. Oh.

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I like that steez, buddy.

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Ooh, I like that steez.

219
00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,408
Oh, love that steez, bro.
(Chuckling)

220
00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,477
Aw, that's good steez, too.

221
00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,378
Hi, Tassie!

222
00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:00,379
Hey, Cassie!

223
00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,747
- I'm Cassie.
- I'm Tassie.

224
00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,217
Yeah, we'll get 'er.

225
00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,919
If she's Tassie steez,
all is forgiven, buddy.

226
00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,489
All is forgiven
if she's Cassie steez,

227
00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,357
but we'll never know, bro!

228
00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:12,925
We'll never know
now, buddy.

229
00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,727
- WOMAN 1: Reilly?
- WOMAN 2: Jonesy?

230
00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,262
- Hey, I'm April.
- May.

231
00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,430
Sorry we're late.

232
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,698
That's okay.

233
00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:20,199
No, it's not,
it's tacky.

234
00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,200
BOTH: Yeah.

235
00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,602
But we're here now.

236
00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,504
BOTH: Yeah.

237
00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:27,373
Wait. No, we have
beer league now, buddy.

238
00:08:27,406 --> 00:08:29,108
Oh. Hundy P.

239
00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,576
We waited all afternoon.

240
00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:31,777
Completely my fault.

241
00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:32,778
May was on time--

242
00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,113
- April.
- May?

243
00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,848
- April.
- May.

244
00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:37,517
It's not your fault
your little brother came home

245
00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,185
late with the car.

246
00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:40,620
- You're right.
- I know.

247
00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,892
So, um, we're here now?

248
00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:48,094
Yeah, but we got
beer league now though.

249
00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:49,295
So, skip it?

250
00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,964
BOTH:
We're not skipping hockey.

251
00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,533
Then we'll come watch
you play.

252
00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:57,403
(Both laughing)

253
00:08:57,436 --> 00:09:00,072
Okay.

254
00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:02,408
You don't bring your sweetie
to your beer league game.

255
00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:03,476
Well, why not?

256
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,111
Usually there's only one
clueless guy

257
00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,079
that'll bring his sweetie to
his beer league game,

258
00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:09,148
and that means there's
one lone rocket sitting solo

259
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,884
in the stands, and if that
clu,

260
00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:14,453
then I'm finding out who
that guy is on the other team,

261
00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,255
and I'm chirping
that guy all night.

262
00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,924
See, I'll know
who the clueless guy is

263
00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:20,092
half way through warm-up,
and I'll be getting

264
00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,794
right in his kitchen
all night long.

265
00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:24,263
- Are you serious?
- I think they're serious.

266
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,599
- You guys are rockets.
- NASA certified.

267
00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:28,968
- Aggressive boost gliders.
- Exhaust velocity.

268
00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:31,437
- Ballistic missiles.
- Thrust equalizers.

269
00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:32,805
Unrestricted burners.

270
00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:34,740
Static tested,
staged in orbit.

271
00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,275
BOTH: Huh.

272
00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,311
But there's no way we'd put
a .

273
00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:39,445
Rain check?

274
00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:40,613
No time, buddy.
We gotta go.

275
00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,181
Rain check! Love your steez!

276
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,482
Love the steez, snipees!

277
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:46,085
(Scoffing)

278
00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:47,119
April?

279
00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:48,688
May?

280
00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,089
April.

281
00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:51,824
May.

282
00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:53,426
We just got ditched.

283
00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:55,294
I've never been
ditched a day in my life.

284
00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,964
BOTH: Huh.

285
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,368
Tommy Bahama
lookin' motherfucker.

286
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,103
Mine looks like a toe.

287
00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:06,439
What sort of botched birth canal
did that mole roll out of?

288
00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:08,808
Monkfish, hagfish, flightless
dung beetle lookin' mutt.

289
00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:10,276
Fuckin' hockey players.

290
00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:11,844
You know, dudes like that
spend the entire game

291
00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:13,479
looking at their reflection
in the glass.

292
00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:15,448
Dudes like that
go tongue out.

293
00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,650
We drove all the way
from the city for this?

294
00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:22,021
We have to make this trip worth
a tank of gas, am I right?

295
00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:23,222
Bring a back-up ensemble?

296
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,224
A couple. You?

297
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,560
My car is my closet, lovely.

298
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,195
Oh. Hey, Tassie!

299
00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:30,229
Hey Cassie!

300
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,364
I'm Tassie.

301
00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:32,398
I'm Cassie.

302
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,634
You sure?

303
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,138
GLEN: Now, a Duck Toller
doest

304
00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:41,374
of say a Shepherd
or a Shar Pei.

305
00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:43,476
But he'll sure as shit
be preyed upon.

306
00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:45,911
Breed's not a big roamer,
fortunately.

307
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,413
Unlike fuckin' beagles.

308
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,348
Is it true that
purebreds are more likely

309
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,716
to get stolen than mutts?

310
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,051
Texas sized 10-4.

311
00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,686
I hope someone
didn't scoop Gregory up

312
00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:54,987
and start whoring him out.

313
00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,522
Fuckin' Gregory.

314
00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:58,924
You're not supposed to
give dogs human names.

315
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,093
Well, if he's three,
his pills should be long gone.

316
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,763
Not a safe assumption
if yo.

317
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,731
Most lost or spooked dogs will
have a three

318
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:09,035
to seven kilometer range,
though some will get up to 18.

319
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,570
They'll often centre around
their last known place,

320
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,440
even if something traumatic
happened like gettin' dinged.

321
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,008
Dogs will follow barriers.

322
00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:17,410
Edges of the bush.

323
00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:18,411
Fence lines.

324
00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,579
Dogs circle before laying down.

325
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,015
So watch for patches
of flattened down grass

326
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,583
in a twisted pattern.

327
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,719
This'd be a lot harder
for the dog in the winter,

328
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,754
but it'd be a lot easier for us.

329
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:31,757
Fun fact, dogs will often
go where horses are kept.

330
00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,559
What if the weather gets bad?

331
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,361
They'll seek shelter from
the wind behind something

332
00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:37,263
rather than crawl
under something.

333
00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:40,433
He'll roam 'til it gets really
bad before finding shelter.

334
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,702
Dogs can sense weather
before it shows up.

335
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,870
Is it true that dogs
can sense earthquakes?

336
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:47,206
Yeah, 'cause Gus slept
throu.

337
00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:48,908
- Did he really?
- Is that right?

338
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:50,976
Pooped in the bed
a wee bit later though.

339
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,278
Did he really?

340
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:53,746
Is that right?

341
00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:57,650
Yup, which ultimately
became breakfast in bed.

342
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,718
Yup.

343
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:00,920
So...

344
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,288
Not all of it, Roald.

345
00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:04,957
Leave about a teaspoon
in the bottom.

346
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:07,059
It's okay.
Now turn it.

347
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,398
Rotate it three times.

348
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,002
And make a wish.

349
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,171
(Scoffing)
Roald.

350
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,073
We's all wishin'
for the same things.

351
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,675
That's why we
called youse, Ellens.

352
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,276
Wish you'd come more often, Dan.

353
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,113
SKIDS: (whispering)
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

354
00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:28,581
- Butt sex.
- Butt sex.

355
00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:33,452
Do you want me to tell you
th?

356
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,987
(Roald squealing)

357
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,656
Dogs will go to horses,
you know.

358
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,091
You takes the goods
with the bads.

359
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,926
Such is lifes.

360
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,495
Okay.

361
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:45,131
What I'm doing now is
examining the tea leaves

362
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:49,268
for any shapes
that may jump out.

363
00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:52,004
Any numbers, letters...

364
00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:53,606
starting at the handle,

365
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:56,275
and moving clockwise
around the cup.

366
00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:58,778
STEWART: 'Kay.

367
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,181
It looks like Gregory is hurt.

368
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,349
(Gasping)
What?!

369
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:04,884
I can't tell if he still is,

370
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:08,187
but I see the letter T.

371
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,624
Tibadoo.

372
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,160
He isn't moving.

373
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:15,628
BOYS:
What?

374
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:18,831
He's not dead,
he's just not moving.

375
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,633
And then?

376
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:25,137
I get the sense that
he's... confined somehow.

377
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:28,541
I see the letter D.

378
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,743
Degens from upcountries?

379
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,845
I see an A.

380
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:35,648
(Whispering)
Aliens?

381
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:38,150
And I see an N.

382
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,718
Wait.

383
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:43,155
D-A-N?

384
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,423
That's my names.

385
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,095
Well, it could also--

386
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,764
could also spell "Nad".

387
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,001
- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.

388
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,436
Do you think this
looks like a dick?

389
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,843
(Players hooting and hollering)

390
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:13,886
♪

391
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,526
♪ Tear the roof up, baby, ♪

392
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,895
♪ Don't give a shit
how it's done ♪

393
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:26,632
SHORESY: What fucking
clueless pieces of shit

394
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,235
brought their broads to
watch 'em play beer league?

395
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,236
(Knocking)

396
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:31,871
- Reilly!
- Jonesy!

397
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,472
Thank you for inviting
us to watch you play

398
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,874
- beer league, babe.
- Yeah, thank you.

399
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,275
Thank you.

400
00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:38,110
We know how much you
love beer league, babe.

401
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,246
We know how seriously you take
y.

402
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,248
We're just gonna be
your lil' cheerleaders!

403
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,149
- Score me a goal!
- Love ya, babe!

404
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,317
APRIL:
Have fun!

405
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,788
Where the fuck did he go?

406
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:53,092
Gonna be a long night,
you fuckin losers!

407
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,096
I hope he didn't get dinged.

408
00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,664
Statistically,
getting dinged by a car

409
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,900
will happen when
the dog first gets lost.

410
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,468
Slim chance it will
happen in the days after.

411
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:05,337
Dogs most often travel in a
linear pattern,

412
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,772
back and forth.

413
00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:08,474
Quarries are another
good place to look.

414
00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:09,575
Shelter from the wind.

415
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:11,310
Bonus if there's a water source.

416
00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:13,612
They need time to calm after
Lost Dog Syndrome kicks in.

417
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:14,947
They need time
to get desperate

418
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,515
before they'll
seek out civilization.

419
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,184
Okay, this is important.

420
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,120
If we see Gregory,
don't say his name

421
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:22,454
the way he's used to hearing it.

422
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,590
His name is now
a trigger to run.

423
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:27,526
What you wanna do is
kneel down without facing him.

424
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,361
But keep him in
your peripheral vision.

425
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,830
Almost like you're facing
another dog that isn't there.

426
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,166
And you want to use words
Gregory knows, like walk.

427
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:35,868
- Treat.
- It'll also be beneficial

428
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,836
to have some treats on your
person.

429
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,439
'Kay, back to saying
Gregory's name in a way

430
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,107
that he doesn't usually hear.

431
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,142
It helps to sing it.

432
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:44,810
- Sing it?
- Yup.

433
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,179
- Sing Gregory?
- Make it sing-songy.

434
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:48,614
Well, imagine Tibadoo's
at the back door

435
00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:50,449
hollerin' and telling him it's
time to come for supper,

436
00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:51,951
he'd probably say
something like: Gregory!

437
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,352
BOTH: (Sternly)
Gregory!

438
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,020
- Gregory!
- Right?

439
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,722
So, you want to give each
syllable a different tone.

440
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,957
Shake things up a little.

441
00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,792
- Make it sing-songy.
- Try it.

442
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:01,560
- You try it.
- Try it.

443
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,028
You try it.

444
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:06,231
(Glen & Rosie
clearing their throats)

445
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:10,302
BOTH: (Singing)
Gregory.

446
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,904
GLEN:
♪ Gregory ♪

447
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,739
ROSIE:
♪ Gregory ♪

448
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,642
♪ Gregory, Gregory ♪

449
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:20,713
♪ Gregory ♪

450
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,481
(speaking flatly)
Gregory.

451
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,717
(Sighing) You're not supposed
to give dogs human names.

452
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,318
Ooh, look over there.

453
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,554
Some flattened down grass
in a twisted pattern.

454
00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:29,822
Sheltered from the wind.

455
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:30,923
Close to a fence line.

456
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,558
- And look...
- (Neighing)

457
00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:34,326
Horses.

458
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,395
Oh.

459
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:39,565
SHORESY: Whole rink's laughin'
.

460
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,033
Fuck you, Shoresy.

461
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,901
SHORESY: Fuck you, Reilly.
I haven't laughed this hard

462
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,070
since your mom queefed out
her birthday candles.

463
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:46,605
Fuck you, Shoresy.

464
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,207
Fuck you, Jonesy.
I haven't laughed this hard

465
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,209
since your mom
cleared out Denny's at 3:00 am

466
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,844
with her coke farts.

467
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:54,346
(Whistle blowing) Fuck, boys, I
.

468
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,516
- What's that Gap Dream?
- Fuck you, Shoresy.

469
00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:59,718
Fuck you, Reilly. I'm only
asking so I can help your mum.

470
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,253
Her ginger mitt's
so rotten I call it

471
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:03,022
Anne of Gangrene Gables.
Sticks in.

472
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,356
Fuck you, Shoresy.

473
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,125
SHORESY: Fuck you, Jonesy.
Anything's better than

474
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,726
your mom's spoiled oyster stank.

475
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,894
(Whistle blowing)

476
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,963
(Grunting)
Fuck, Shoresy!

477
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,631
Fuck's sake, Reilly.

478
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,266
How do you get 'em to
sit still like that?

479
00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:15,968
I can't take
your mum fucking anywhere.

480
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,569
Fuck you, Shoresy.

481
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,872
Yeah, fuck you, Reilly.
Your mom hand bombed herself

482
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,141
at our picnic at the beach
andf

483
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,143
of squirt into the water
like sea levels

484
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,744
aren't rising
at an alarming rate.

485
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,279
Fuck you, Shoresy.

486
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:28,747
SHORESY:
Fuck you, Jonesy.

487
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,649
Your mom gave me an over-
the-pants handy at the mall

488
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,451
and then cried
when I cleaned myself up

489
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,486
with the racy top
she got at Sirens.

490
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,888
Fuck you, Shoresy.

491
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,489
Fuck you, you piece of shit.
(Whistle blowing)

492
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,295
(Whistle blowing)

493
00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:46,131
Fuck, I wish they'd just
go back to the city, buddy.

494
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:49,334
SHORESY: Hey, Reilly, speaking
r

495
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,270
in the city was a rough trip
never wandered from

496
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:52,905
your mom's mitt
to her butthole.

497
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,339
Fuck you, Shoresy.

498
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,841
I swear, if you weren't
a fucking ref, I'd--

499
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,177
SHORESY: Fuck you, Jonesy.
I swear if your mom fills

500
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:00,412
my bedroom with any more squirt
I'm going to need to rent

501
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,815
a water taxi to get
out of.

502
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,617
Fuck you, Shoresy,
and fuc.

503
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:07,653
I'm out, too. Ninja dust, bro.

504
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,790
SHORESY: Well, fuck it,
dibs on digies, boys.

505
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,993
Hey, you guys wanna get some
Thai style chow mein, or...

506
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,529
♪

507
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,664
D.

508
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:19,665
An A.

509
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:21,266
And an N.

510
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,502
There's lots of guys
in Letterkennys named Dan.

511
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,337
ELLEN: It could be "Nad".

512
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,940
You know, a few of those guys
even shares my last names.

513
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,541
I thought your
last name was Dan.

514
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,611
(Scoffing)
Dan is a first name.

515
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:36,181
What did you think
my first name was?

516
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,182
Squirrelly.

517
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,183
(Phone vibrating)

518
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,685
Oh, hold on.

519
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,987
(Phone vibrating)

520
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:45,023
Squirrelly Daniel's phone,
Squirrely Daniel speakings.

521
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,193
Uh-huh? Oh, terrific.

522
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,995
Oh, good news.

523
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,230
Toodle-oo.

524
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,305
Oh, they found Gregory.

525
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,376
NOAH: We first saw him
running the fence line

526
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:05,844
where the horses are kept.

527
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,579
Yes and then he came back
later that afternoon

528
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,481
when we were
installing the swing.

529
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,250
Ah! I hadn't mentioned.
We're... swingers now.

530
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,552
Oh.

531
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,721
A large portion of our
community enjoys swinging.

532
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,422
Mainly the children,
traditionally,

533
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:21,026
but recently we've joined
a n.

534
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,694
We've swung with
each other's parents once.

535
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,263
How's the dog?

536
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:27,099
Oh, he was barely conscious
when he first wandered over.

537
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,034
Eyes barely open.
Just little slits.

538
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,669
The tightest little slits.

539
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,538
As he was losing consciousness
I began jerking him

540
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:33,539
to keep him up.

541
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:34,940
Two hands at one point.

542
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,209
He had a fairly serious
gash on his side, once.

543
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:38,777
Clash with a coyote, no doubt.

544
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,547
Well, if you fight one,
you fight a bunch of 'em.

545
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,015
I was able to patch him up,

546
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,050
but it took a lot of
tender love and care.

547
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,585
Let's just say
I've had my face in gash

548
00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:47,920
for the better part
of three days.

549
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,021
Face and fingers, once.

550
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,756
I swiftly retrieved my scissors

551
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:53,091
and crafted
a bandage for the gash.

552
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,294
No one scissors like mine wife.

553
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,963
Well, our daughters
scissor quite skillfully.

554
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,631
Now, credit where it's due.

555
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,401
Our daughters learned
to scissor from their mother.

556
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:03,869
Teaching our daughters
to scissor

557
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,638
has been one of the great joys
of my life.

558
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,106
Look at me.

559
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,108
I get wet just
thinking about it.

560
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,710
A D for Dyck.

561
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,145
An A for Anita.

562
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,780
And Ns for Noahs.

563
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,815
And the tea leaves were
in the shape of a dick!

564
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,383
Where's he now, Anita?

565
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,619
Is he confined?

566
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,554
We wrapped him in a blanket

567
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,956
and laid him by
a fire, once.

568
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:27,159
Well-meaning folks,
just a wee bit redneck.

569
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,294
The children have taken
quite a fondness to Sunshine.

570
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:30,929
(Gasping)
Sunshine?

571
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,931
Yes. The name we've given him,
if only temporarily.

572
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,067
We thought of calling him
Monster for the sickness

573
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,068
living inside of him.

574
00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:37,336
Monster Dyck.

575
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,770
And he was so thin
when he first arrived

576
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,239
we thought of
calling him Pencil.

577
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:41,440
Pencil Dyck.

578
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:42,674
We even considered
naming him after

579
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,842
Noah's late grandmother,

580
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,077
Sarah Theresa Dyck.

581
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,645
STD for short.

582
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:49,147
SKIDS: (whispering) Discharge,
.

583
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,782
But at last we settled on--

584
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:51,783
But his name is--

585
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,318
Sunshine.

586
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,787
You're not supposed to
give dogs human names.

587
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,256
We'll be sad to see him go.

588
00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:01,126
I assume ye's are here
to take him back,

589
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:02,694
return him to his true master?

590
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:06,765
(All muttering)

591
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,170
Alright, okay. Fine.
It looks like we agree!

592
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,039
How would youse
like to keep him?

593
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,711
Now, mine wife,
you know on Mennonite farms

594
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,680
animals fulfil
only two functions.

595
00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:23,548
T'work and t'eat.

596
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,884
But Sunshine
is still healing.

597
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,887
♪ Sittin' on the edge
atop a canyon ♪

598
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,223
Joyful wife, joyful life.

599
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,457
Alright, then.

600
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,626
(Clapping)

601
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,396
He can stay. We'll continue
to tend to him day to day.

602
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,798
I'm surprised that mine wife
didn't become a doctor,

603
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:42,401
for it would seem as though
she can't resist an open gash.

604
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,239
My husband knew I was many
things when he married me,

605
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,340
but I can assure you,

606
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,008
a gash lover was
not one of them.

607
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,511
It's true!

608
00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:54,413
(Both laughing)

609
00:21:56,214 --> 00:22:00,218
(Both laughing hysterically)

610
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:05,157
♪ ...become afraid
and watch it go ♪

611
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:06,558
♪ And the day is long ♪

612
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:15,534
♪ And the bridge
is gone ♪

613
00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:21,840
♪ And the river's
washed away... ♪

614
00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:25,844
♪ The road I'm on ♪

615
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:32,784
♪ Only road I know ♪

616
00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:42,060
♪

617
00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:46,531
♪ Everybody's got
a problem ♪

618
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,536
♪ Something to do
with self-control ♪

619
00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:55,440
♪ You gotta tell somebody ♪

620
00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,242
♪ If you got one ♪

621
00:22:58,643 --> 00:23:00,579
♪ You can't pretend
you didn't know ♪