1 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:13,046 You're hangin' a piss with your pals the other day... 2 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:14,214 (Urine splashing) 3 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,449 Sounds like a healthy streams there, Darys. 4 00:00:16,449 --> 00:00:18,618 I'm told Italians have narrow urethras. 5 00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:20,754 Then, from the sounds of it, Dary ain'ts Italian. 6 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:23,390 Might could be just a wee bit Italian by the sounds of it. 7 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:26,526 I thought only girls have urethras? 8 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,294 No. You're thinksin' of uteruses. 9 00:00:28,294 --> 00:00:30,397 Uteri. 10 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:32,298 You know, I was told the Swiss shit black 11 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:33,600 because of all the chocolate they eat. 12 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,635 Only bad chocolate makes you shits blacks, 13 00:00:35,635 --> 00:00:36,870 not good Swiss chocolates. 14 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,972 Well, like, if it was imported from another country, like... 15 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:39,973 Ireland. 16 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,174 - Scotlands. - Wonkaland. 17 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:43,176 I think Alexander might have a narrow urethra. 18 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:45,445 I was standing beside him, having a piss, 19 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:47,280 and I had finished mine before he'd even started his. 20 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,715 No. You're thinksin' of shy bladders. 21 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,050 He just stood there, 22 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,351 pullin' on it every few seconds. 23 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:52,952 I seen 'em bop it off the urinal one time, 24 00:00:52,952 --> 00:00:54,087 trying to get 'er goin'. 25 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:55,388 Guys with shy bladders can only piss 26 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:56,890 if they're in the rights environments. 27 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,158 Well, like, warm or cold? 28 00:00:58,158 --> 00:00:59,392 No. You're thinksin' of climates. 29 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,994 So, he couldn't have a piss right here with me? 30 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:02,362 He'd likelys prefers not to. 31 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:04,364 Peoples with shy bladders can't piss at the urinals 32 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:05,865 if someone's standing next to them. 33 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,033 It's like a stage frights things. 34 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:08,635 Like a stand your ground or run away type thing? 35 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:10,236 No. You're thinksin' fights or flights. 36 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,438 Well, how do you rock a piss? 37 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:12,872 Well, peoples with shy bladders 38 00:01:12,872 --> 00:01:15,141 gots to be awares of all the available washrooms, likelys. 39 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:16,509 Like the CIA has to be aware 40 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:18,511 of all the available exits for the president. 41 00:01:18,511 --> 00:01:20,647 No. You're thinksin' of the Secret Services. 42 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:21,748 'Kay. 43 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,516 But, you know, I imagines, if you have a shy bladder, 44 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:25,351 your brains is kinds of like the Secret Service 45 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:27,720 and your horn's kind of like the President. 46 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:28,555 Potamus? 47 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:29,989 No. You're thinksin' of POTUSes. 48 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:31,357 Isn't that something? 49 00:01:31,357 --> 00:01:33,460 The Secret Service organizes everythings for the POTUSes. 50 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,962 Yeah, POTUS doesn't have much of a choice there, but, well, 51 00:01:35,962 --> 00:01:38,331 he's the one who wanted to be leader of the free world, so... 52 00:01:38,331 --> 00:01:39,732 Imagine you work your way up secret serving, 53 00:01:39,732 --> 00:01:41,501 and then you get assigned a detail to protect POTUS, 54 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,303 and then, all you're doing is just clearing bathrooms 55 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:44,304 for him and his shy bladder. 56 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:45,672 Hey, check yourself. 57 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:49,142 Any detail those dudes get assigned is a fuckin' honour. 58 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,577 - I think so's toos. - Ask any one of them. 59 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,579 Yeah, they'd be happy with any details you gives 'em. 60 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:53,880 I think I'd try to switch details 61 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,682 - with another secret server. - I don't think that's 62 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,417 how presidentials details works theres, Darys. 63 00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:00,053 Alright, riddle me this - let's say you work your way 64 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,321 all the way up to being a secret server, 65 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:02,956 what are you gonna do then? Huh? 66 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,158 Gonna go to the POTUS, say you don't like your detail? 67 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:06,960 That you want another secret server's detail? 68 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,996 Don't be surprise they take away your details altogether. 69 00:02:09,996 --> 00:02:11,331 You'd be scrubbing the ship's commodes. 70 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:12,632 Yeah, I guess you're right. 71 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,400 Old boss is always a dick till you meet the new one. 72 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,169 You'll be dreaming of the old boss' dick. 73 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:18,371 Fuckin' leader of the free world. 74 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,340 If I was a secret servers, I'd be happy to help the POTUSes 75 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,808 in any ways he neededs. 76 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:22,842 So, he's not standing there, 77 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:25,145 boppin' his wiener off the urinal like Alexander. 78 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,713 Why doesn't he just use the handicap bathroom? 79 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,882 - Complete privacy. - Oh, that's uncouth. 80 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,617 Yeah. I don't think the secret servers would think 81 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:32,018 that's a very good looks for the POTUSes. 82 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:33,820 Why doesn't the Secret Service just clear the bathroom 83 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,388 entirely? That way, you don't have to check 84 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:38,024 - if anybody's in there. - Listen, I don't know about 85 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:40,260 youse, but that sounds an awful lot to me like abuse of power. 86 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,694 The POTUS has gots to bes for the peoples. 87 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:44,230 Well, what if the Secret Service hired guys with shy bladders 88 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:45,331 to secretly serve? 89 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:46,933 So, they could empathize with the POTUSes? 90 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:48,535 - Yeah. - No chance in hell. 91 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,637 - Why not? - Don't ask, don't tell. 92 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,572 You think the Secret Service ever kicked a guy off the can, 93 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:53,940 so the president could rock a piss? 94 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,875 Not unless he's trying to flush a vote down the toilet. 95 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:58,044 Can you imagine if the POTUSes had a shy bladders 96 00:02:58,044 --> 00:02:59,279 and was Italians? 97 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:00,980 Talks about doubles troubles. 98 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:03,550 Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! 99 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,118 Well, fuck, the Secret Service 100 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:08,221 would have their hands full then, boy! 101 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:12,392 I'm told Italians have narrow urethras. 102 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:12,492 ♪ 103 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:25,972 Youse wanna see some butt-fuckery? 104 00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,341 Not particularly. 105 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,176 - No. - Yes. 106 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:31,411 No, no, no. 107 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:32,845 Made its way back to me twice already. 108 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:34,914 Two separate sources. 109 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:36,182 - Fuck a duck. - Uh-huh. 110 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:37,350 What's the frequency, Kenneth? 111 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,451 Nude o'clock. 112 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,186 (Chuckling) Prove it. 113 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:41,554 Of Gail. 114 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,623 - BOTH: Nope. - Well, I'd still take a gander. 115 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:45,391 - Cool it. - No James Van Der-peeking. 116 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,227 It ain't Dawson's crack. 117 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,162 I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over. 118 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:50,430 Just show it to me. 119 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:52,332 Mind your scruples, Dary. 120 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:53,366 Does Gail know? 121 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,701 En route to her now. 122 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,436 Sending nudes has becomes very populars 123 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,204 amongst the youngs peoples these days. 124 00:03:58,204 --> 00:03:59,505 Shouldn't take pictures of yourself. 125 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:01,541 Sending nudes is one thing. Get after it. 126 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,343 Yeah, let your freak flag fly. 127 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:04,877 Leaking nudes is another. 128 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:08,381 Don't take pictures of yourself at the gym. 129 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,782 I mean, show it to a pal or two on your phone, 130 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:13,152 have a giggle, but don't send it to a pal. Fuckin' nerds. 131 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:15,188 It ought to be punishable by castration. 132 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,256 Straight up. 133 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,291 What? Like a bilaterals orchidectomys? 134 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:19,425 I don't give a shit! 135 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,261 You should lose your balls for leaking nudes. 136 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,462 And then, 137 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:24,297 a picture of your nut-less ball sack 138 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,466 should be sent to everyone you sent the nude to. 139 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:29,068 Hey, bud, you ever see that video 140 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:30,503 of that dude who's sittin' on stage 141 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:32,772 and crosses his leg and crushes his nut? 142 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:35,208 Oh, what? This one? 143 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,776 (Chuckling) 144 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,745 Well, Katy, boys will be boys and-- 145 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:41,214 Exactly! That is exactly what you are. 146 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:44,017 If you send a naked picture of the girl you're having sex with 147 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,386 to your pals, you are a boy. 148 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,422 Well... how are we gonna fuck this pig? 149 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:52,191 One: locate culprit. 150 00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:54,861 Two: delete evidence. And three... 151 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:56,996 Yes, and three... 152 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:58,965 Vigilante justice. 153 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:01,801 That's the spirit, big brother. 154 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:04,370 No. No, I think I... 155 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:07,240 Well, I think I just got stung by a bee. 156 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:12,211 (Electronic dance music playing) 157 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:16,115 ♪ 158 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:20,053 Ooh... (Breathing heavily) 159 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,355 Ooh. You feel that? 160 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:23,690 - What? - Heat. 161 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,525 You don't think it's a bit brisk today? 162 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:28,728 Heat. Cop nip. All eyes on me. 163 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:30,563 We're in the centre of the ring, just like a circus. 164 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:32,465 There's too much heat on our names. 165 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:34,367 Fools out here blowing up our spot. 166 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:35,535 Yeah, finna' catch a body. 167 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:37,704 What you sayin', shot caller? 168 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:40,239 What would fools do, if we didn't deal anymore? 169 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:42,275 What would we do? 170 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,876 - Well, we would still deal. - Oh, okay. 171 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:45,645 But under the guise of a proxy. 172 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:48,348 And on top of taking the heat off of our name, 173 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,350 he would be able to inflate the prices, 174 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,786 charging fools whatever premium suits us. 175 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:54,887 A proxy? 176 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:56,756 Can we call it "Operation: Goldiprox?" 177 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:59,425 Operation: Proxic Relationship. 178 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:01,194 Operation: Smallprox? 179 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,329 Operation: Longprox On The Beach. 180 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:05,698 Operation: Safety Deposit Prox. 181 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,467 That would take the heat off our names. 182 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:09,836 But who would help us in such a matter? 183 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:12,705 Or any matter, for that matter? 184 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:17,677 (Gasping) Operation: Bagels With Prox. 185 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,181 BOTH: 'Sup. 186 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,250 NM, NM. You? 187 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,418 We out here. 188 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:26,753 Cool. Cool, cool, cool. 189 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:28,221 - Sure you right. - You know what it is? 190 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,689 Hype. 191 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,758 It's, uh, Goldstein? 192 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,493 Yeah. AKA: Billfold-stein, 193 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:34,961 legend of oldstein, never paroled-stein, 194 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:37,830 never controlled-stein, a story untoldstein. 195 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:38,965 We are... 196 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:41,200 Sir Patrick Stewart, Gary Roaldman. 197 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:44,837 So, what you know about extra-curricular activities? 198 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:47,440 I've been known to enrol in the after school curriculum. 199 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,474 Lead guitar in a contraband? 200 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:49,709 Got a phernalia. 201 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,210 Shit, I even got a pair-a-phernalia. 202 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:52,645 Stewart's making drug references. 203 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,914 I just want to make sure that that's what you're doing. 204 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,984 Roald up the rim to win, you... can be sure. 205 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,553 Do you want some? 206 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:01,587 - Now? - Yes. 207 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,990 - Yes. - Free. 208 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:05,391 Free weed? 209 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:07,894 (Scoffing) Watchu talkin' bout weed? 210 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:09,462 Khalifa, the Goblin, the Dojo. 211 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:10,630 I meant free rips. 212 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,131 Rips? Whatchu talkin' bout rips? 213 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:14,567 The lines, the linos, the devil's dandruff. 214 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:15,735 No. That's-- That's not kosher. 215 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,170 Weed isn't even a drug. 216 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:18,204 Yes, it is. 217 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:19,405 When you're six. 218 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:21,340 You must have been a troubled six-year-old. 219 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:24,076 It's not a drug, though. It's weed. 220 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:25,912 Actually, it is very commonly referred to as 221 00:07:25,912 --> 00:07:27,480 the gateway drug. 222 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,382 Gateway to salt 'n' vinnies 223 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,350 and pocketing other peoples' lighters. 224 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:33,052 (Both laughing) 225 00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:34,720 What are you guys, the joint task force? 226 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,155 We have a business proposition! 227 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:37,356 - Word? - Sure you right. 228 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:38,891 - You know what it is. - Hype. 229 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:41,727 You will sell for us in order to inflate the prices 230 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:45,064 and take the heat off of our names. 231 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:46,933 - Why me? - You're our chosen person. 232 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,468 Because I'm one of the chosen people? 233 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,869 - Precisely. - So, because I'm Jewish, 234 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:52,505 you think I'm business-minded and money-minded? 235 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:53,539 - BOTH: No! - No, no, no. 236 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:54,707 - BOTH: What? - I-I... 237 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:56,075 - What? - I don't see religion. 238 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:58,411 - No, 'cause I am. - BOTH: That's good for you. 239 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,746 That's really good for you. Because that had nothing... 240 00:08:00,746 --> 00:08:03,015 We didn't even talk about it-- That had nothing to do-- 241 00:08:03,015 --> 00:08:05,518 I didn't know you were Jewish. Jewish? 242 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:06,752 Couldn't tell? 243 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:08,020 - Consider it a Mitzvah. - A Mitzvah. 244 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,856 BOTH: Mitzvah. Mitzvah. Mitzvah. 245 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,958 I do this Mitzvah in exchange for drugs? 246 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,125 Free drugs. 247 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,627 Ah. Win-win. 248 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,796 - Sure you right. - You know what it is. 249 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,164 Hype. 250 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,600 Bonnie, how are ya now? 251 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,668 - Pissed 'n you? - Not so bad. 252 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,470 - What are you lookin' at ther-- - Not now, Daryl. 253 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:25,738 What are you looking at? 254 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:28,107 The best way to remove a man's balls from his body. 255 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:30,309 We're all over it, Bonno. 256 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:31,644 And now, so am I. 257 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,446 - Gailers here? - Liquor run. 258 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:35,014 Where do you stand in all of this, Bonnie? 259 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:38,150 Bro, you leak a pic, you lose your dick. 260 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,986 Look, all I'm saying is that maybe we should follow 261 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:43,155 the money around and take a little look-- 262 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:44,690 So, wheres dos we starts? 263 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,492 Youse don't. We got this. 264 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:48,694 We'll be back when it's sorted. 265 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,229 Well, should we get hammered then? 266 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:51,430 I'd get hammered. 267 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:53,499 I's never tried an Aperol Spritz. 268 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:56,002 So, where do we start? 269 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:57,069 Dealer's choice. 270 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:58,471 Well... 271 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:01,407 my brother's kind of a piece of shit. 272 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:02,675 - Hey! - How 'r you now? 273 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:03,709 - How 'r you now? - Not s'bad. 274 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,845 - (Speaking auctioneer babble) - 'Kay. 275 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,080 - McMurrays... - Rosie. 276 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,182 There's a leaked nude of my cousint circulating around town 277 00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:11,751 and we're looking for who's behind it. 278 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,419 Oh. So, what are we talkin' about here? Tits? 279 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:15,021 Beaver? Li'l beaver cleaver? 280 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,289 One of them over-the-shoulder shots 281 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,924 into the mirror with a li'l bit of backside? 282 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,959 - Tits and beav? - Ooh. Did you see her split? 283 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,794 Maybe one of those bent over shots into the mirror 284 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:23,396 you just get a li'l peek-a-boo of her split? 285 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,697 MCMURRAY: Yeah, a little split sampler? 286 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:25,765 Little split sample platter? 287 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,800 Little split mingler? 288 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,101 Ew. 289 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,069 Well, who's got it? 290 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,437 Yeah. Let's have a li'l peek-a-boo. 291 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:32,705 That's what I always say. 292 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:35,308 If it wasn't sent to you, it wasn't meant for you! 293 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:36,976 Let's have a cock suckin' gin and tonic, then. 294 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:38,678 - So you haven't seen it? - Well, not yet, 295 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:39,946 but the suspense is killing me! 296 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:41,614 Now, now, Baby, maybe don't get your hopes up. 297 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,249 You know what they say: the bigger the build-up, 298 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,083 the shittier the movie. 299 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,885 So you don't know who leaked it? 300 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:47,486 No, but if I was youse, 301 00:09:47,486 --> 00:09:49,488 I'd be looking directly at Jimmy Dickskin. 302 00:09:49,488 --> 00:09:50,556 (Gasping) 303 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:52,458 What do you have against Jim Dickens? 304 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,859 He's too tall, that's all I know! 305 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:55,294 Too tall to be trusted! 306 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:58,331 Don't believe a word he says. It's all tall tales! 307 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,232 He was the last one to crawl up that skin slide, 308 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:02,735 so don't youse stand here waving your fingers at me. 309 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,837 - Jim Dickens is a good guy. - With values. 310 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:06,872 He would never do anything like that. 311 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:10,376 Even a broken clock is right twice a day! 312 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,445 - Huh? - Do the math! 313 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,147 Do you have anything to say to that? 314 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,921 As it turns out, 315 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:24,857 I will not be joining you for an afternoon hot tub. 316 00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:26,258 Know anything about this, Jim? 317 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:28,594 Miss Gail and I have had a courtship in the past, 318 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:30,796 but if I ever circulated a naked photo of a woman 319 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,198 who trusted me with her body, 320 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,667 I would voluntarily permit that woman to cut off my genitals 321 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,469 and then thank her for the kindness! 322 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,503 There's some good ones left. 323 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:38,804 - Yeah. - You know what, 324 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,073 give me one good reason why we ought to believe that, 325 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:42,708 you redwood-lookin' beanstalk, 326 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,644 cell phone tower-lookin' sombitch? 327 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,045 He looks a bit like Jeff Goldblum. 328 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:48,914 You want one good reason? I'll give you one. 329 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:51,017 And after that, I'll give you two. 330 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,918 And then after that, I'll give you three good reasons... 331 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:57,289 (All speaking auctioneer babble) 332 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:58,457 Cool it! 333 00:10:58,457 --> 00:10:59,892 Ladies, 334 00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:01,694 the concept of eagerly oversharing 335 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:03,129 an explicit photograph resonates, 336 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,498 to me, as childlike behaviour. 337 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,566 Yup. Boys. 338 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:10,169 There are two boys who come to mind straight out the gate. 339 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:12,972 Yeah. I guess they should have been our first stop. 340 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:16,208 Fuckin' bell tower, corn silo, giraffe ass, space needle, 341 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,476 fuckin' sumbitch. 342 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:21,580 Yeah! Fuck you, Dickskin, you fuckin' boreal forest sequoia. 343 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,249 Dickens! 344 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,019 Like Charles! 345 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,921 - Avi. - Fruit Roald Up. 346 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,690 - Goldstein. - Kristen Stewart. 347 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,924 Have you considered our proposal? 348 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:33,826 I sell your drugs in exchange for free drugs? 349 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:36,262 Weed. Free weed. 350 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:37,730 Yeah, the drug weed. 351 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,432 You mean the no longer controlled substance weed? 352 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:42,101 The reason for immense unnecessary incarceration weed. 353 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:44,904 Oh, you mean cannabis? The dioecious flower? 354 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,172 If you mean cannabis, 355 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,541 the flower with psychoactive effects, then yes! 356 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,544 Yeah, psychoactive effects, such as minor feelings of euphoria 357 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,813 and intense desire for dill picklers. 358 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,715 Ugh! You guys should really watch Narcos Mexico. 359 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,250 - You can't even die from it! - Quite the opposite, actually! 360 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,251 It can help you live. 361 00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:00,953 My point exactly! It's medicinal. 362 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,521 And recreational! 363 00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:03,723 Perhaps we were wrong about you! 364 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,458 - Perhaps you were! - Allow me to mediate! 365 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,127 I'll allow it. 366 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:10,429 I'll allow it first. Universal Roaldier... 367 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:13,332 Stewart, you have asked Mr. Goldstein to sell drugs 368 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,735 for us at an elevated price to take heat off our names. 369 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,969 And Mr. Goldstein, 370 00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:18,804 you have been offered free skunk bud indica 371 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,072 in exchange for these services. 372 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,741 Now, the agreement is all but signed. 373 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,375 What must transpire between these two entities 374 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,745 in order to close this deal? (Chuckling) 375 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,513 Avi, you have the floor. 376 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,448 Thank you, Advil Roald and Flu. 377 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,217 Now, Tylenol Cold and Stew, 378 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,219 I will head your sales team... 379 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:36,756 when you admit that weed is, in fact, a drug. 380 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,524 (Giggling) 381 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:39,358 But, Stewart, I mean, 382 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:41,794 don't you remember the... the thrill 383 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:44,764 of hiding weed in your locker at school 384 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,998 and knowing that, if you got caught, 385 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,900 oh, you'd get in trouble? 386 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:51,804 Cha. Junior kindergarten was a riot. 387 00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:53,706 But I mean, don't you remember 388 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,075 the excitement of bringing it home 389 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,144 and hiding it in your undie drawer, 390 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:00,112 so your mom couldn't find it? 391 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,848 Well, my mom was hiding it in her undie drawer... 392 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,650 unsuccessfully. 393 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,252 ROALD: But don't you remember... 394 00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:12,491 when Katy came to you for the first time... for weed? 395 00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,326 The excitement... 396 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:18,030 of when she asked you to meet her after school 397 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:21,967 in that hedge with the big hole in it? 398 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:25,471 Ooh, it was so secret. 399 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,606 And sexual. 400 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:29,375 Sure. 401 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,644 But do you remember... 402 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,346 what she called you? 403 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,218 Her first drug dealer. 404 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,555 Goldstein... 405 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,823 Winnie the Stew... 406 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,791 You will sell our rips 407 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,661 and, in exchange, we will provide a free 408 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,896 and unlimited supply of the... 409 00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:57,870 ...drug... marijuana. 410 00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:58,938 Hype. Two conditions. 411 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,273 One: weed up front. 412 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:02,374 (Snapping) 413 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,379 Toda raba. 414 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:08,781 Done. Two? 415 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,149 I need your reassurance that these drugs 416 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,584 have not been tampered with. 417 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,751 Tampered with? 418 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,486 Yeah. Cut up with anything not advertised, 419 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:15,688 Roald To Perdition. 420 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,856 Our stuff is safe to play with. 421 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,224 Rated "E" for everyone. 422 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,892 Then, yes. We have a deal. 423 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,061 Wondrous! 424 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:25,231 You will post up outside of the dollar store, 425 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:28,968 and we... will herd customers your way. 426 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:30,102 That's what's up, Hasidic Stew. 427 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,770 - Sure you right. - You know what it is. 428 00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:32,972 Hype. 429 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,774 - DAN: Alexanders. - DARY: How 'r ya now? 430 00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:38,010 Life is like toilet paper - 431 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,746 you're either on a roll or taking crap off someone. 432 00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:42,281 Where you headed, bud? 433 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,551 Gonna bop my wiener off the urinals a couple times. 434 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,485 - Booty nude? - Yeah. 435 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,287 I didn't even know you could do it slo-mo. 436 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:49,722 - Sniper. - Other snipe. 437 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,990 Wayne's sweetie. 438 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,958 Is there a naked photo of my cousint on your phone? 439 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,127 - Who's your cousint. - Gail. 440 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:57,830 Oh, yeah. Sorry, boys. 441 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,031 Too many conkies. 442 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,666 - You've only had five. - Yeah. 443 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,369 Most people wouldn't consider that too many conkies. 444 00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,671 Yeah. I might be forgetting a conkies, bro. 445 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:09,275 Most people would agree that is a side effect of conkies. 446 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,911 Anyhoo... I don't know. 447 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,012 You don't know? 448 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,079 I'm the conky tonk man. 449 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,381 You're trying to tell me 450 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,783 that you're not sure if you have a naked photo of Gail - 451 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,618 the Gail - on your phone? 452 00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:22,087 I've got so many naked photos of broadskis on my phone, 453 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,856 I don't know where it begins or where it ends. 454 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:27,326 Yeah. My camera roll include recent nudes, favourite nudes, 455 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:30,062 portrait nudes, slo-mo nudes, time lapse nudes, 456 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,798 and my recently deleted folder is exclusively nudes. 457 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,500 It's tough to 86 a nude. 458 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,403 Yeah. Some you wish you could axe immediately. 459 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:40,205 Yeah. I figured out how to delete the calculator 460 00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,141 and the heart monitor app off my phone 461 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,009 to make more room for incoming nudes. 462 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,177 (Chuckling) 463 00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:46,912 But, you know, even if we were sendeded it, 464 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,781 we wouldn't have sended it to the boys. 465 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,350 That is like... bad. 466 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,352 Colour me pleasantly surprised, boys. 467 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,020 I mean, we'd show it to them, obviously, 468 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,288 twice if they asked. 469 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,757 We just wouldn't, you know, sended it to them. 470 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,259 And there it is. 471 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,860 Perhaps the skids could go on the dark web 472 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,662 and figure out who it was. 473 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:04,964 Worth a shot. 474 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,332 But if you do do that, 475 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,867 please don't tell them about our stash of nudes 476 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:12,171 because dark web dudes have the means to snatch those from us. 477 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:15,607 Yeah, and we'd get in trouble with our billet parents. 478 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:16,642 Don't worry. 479 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,913 We won't sended-ed-ed them that information. 480 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,214 BOTH: Nert-nert! 481 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:25,617 (Electronic music playing) 482 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,520 ♪ Ahh ♪ Goldstein. 483 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,556 - Campbell's Chunky Stew. - Hi, Avi! 484 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,824 Roald to Avonlea. 'Sup. 485 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,159 - You know what it is. - Ah, but in case you don't: 486 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:36,528 were you able to disperse our rips in exchange for... 487 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:37,696 This Boba Fat stack? 488 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:38,931 - Whoa! - Oh, wow! 489 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,132 How? 490 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,934 Rather not talk about it, Rod Stewart. 491 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,435 Please? 492 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:45,371 Maybe for you, Roald & the Beautiful. 493 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,506 You see, I devised a plan of my own. 494 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,508 - That's not part of the plan. - No, but check it out. 495 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,643 I sold to your regulars, but for their regular price. 496 00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:52,678 Fair is fair. 497 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,546 This plan of yours to inflate the prices, 498 00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,515 it just didn't add up meth-amatically speaking. 499 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,283 And trust me, I know a lot about math 500 00:16:58,283 --> 00:16:59,585 because my dad was an accountant, 501 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,387 and that's like third best job you can get as a Jew. 502 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,222 - You're Jewish. - Are you Jewish? 503 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,491 We didn't even know it. But what are the first two jobs? 504 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,925 Doctor and lawyer are tied for first, 505 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,060 and then member of the Beastie Boys. 506 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,428 - Sure Shot. - So What'cha Want? 507 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,630 What I did instead was I hit up my cousint Shlomi. 508 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,599 He's the on campus dealer at the Yeshiva in Toronto. 509 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,200 - What's a Yeshiva? - Oh, it's like-- 510 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,435 It's like the same as school, 511 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,103 but with a primary focus on bible studies, 512 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,638 also less girls. 513 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,306 (Chuckling) Okay. 514 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:22,441 Yeah. 515 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,076 Told him I had a handle on some good shit, 516 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:27,346 named my price and he bought it all. 517 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,014 Jews work together, my goy. 518 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,682 L'Chaim. 519 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:31,984 I sense trickery. 520 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,953 Just... treatery. 521 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:39,191 How surreptitiously clandestine of you. 522 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:41,060 Oh, bee-tee-dubs, one of the guys you sent over - 523 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,795 really smelly dude, kinda smelled like unused, 524 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,197 - stacked cardboard boxes... - (Roald sighing) 525 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,733 ...yeah, showed me a nude of Gail from the bar. Yeah. 526 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,701 Had a really dumb name, something like... 527 00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:52,571 'Jiggly Puff Pat'. Something like that. 528 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,339 Anyways, you might want to give your buddy a heads up 529 00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:55,541 he's a proper degen. 530 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:56,375 Jivin' Pete. 531 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,977 Yes. He is a proper degen. 532 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,146 We will be sure to pass that information 533 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,614 on to the right people. 534 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,316 But, in the meantime, 535 00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:08,187 to the bar for an alcohol induced jubilation. 536 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,655 Drinks on me. 537 00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:10,556 You guys go ahead. 538 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,024 I don't want to be late for Shabbos dinner. 539 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,393 Bubbie's making brisket; I'm about to fuck up with my mouth. 540 00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:15,894 Ooh... 541 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,229 Goldstein... 542 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,564 it was a pleasure. 543 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:21,800 Roald, Milstew, keep it tight. 544 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,903 (Making airplane noise) 545 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,473 (Making explosion sound) 546 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,274 - Shirt tuckers. - Shirt tuckerettes. 547 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,642 There's something going around town, 548 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:32,578 linked to my cousint Gail. What do you know? 549 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:35,414 I know it wouldn't be the first time something went around town 550 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,116 linked to your cousint Gail. 551 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,484 So that was true? 552 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,652 - (Quietly) Yeah. - Speak! 553 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:44,490 (Scoffing) Snitches get stitches. 554 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,798 - (Grunting) - Snitch or you'll need them. 555 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,366 Tighter. (Yelping) 556 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,301 It was Jivin' Pete! 557 00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,605 Are youse coming in? 558 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:02,374 Need to offset the degen population in here. 559 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:03,842 He's gotta be in there. 560 00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,811 Gail's gotta know first. 561 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:10,883 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's what I thought. 562 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,888 (Rock music playing) 563 00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,324 Gail, how 'r ya now? 564 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,193 - Good 'n you? - Oh, I'm not s'bad. 565 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,528 - Cousint. - Cousint. 566 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,931 Heard youse been having my back around town. 567 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:26,999 ALL: Can confirm. 568 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,535 So you know it was Jivin' Pete. 569 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,904 I sent it to him. 570 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:37,509 Did you... fuck Jivin' Pete, Gailer? 571 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,945 No. I just sent him a nude. 572 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,581 But I've fucked worse. 573 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,717 I once had it off with the four day shift guys at Timmies 574 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:48,353 'cause they offered me a real... Double-Double. 575 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,122 You know what that is, Wayne? 576 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,523 - No. - Anyways, 577 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,226 I was home with a cold 'cause cough syrup makes me horny, 578 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:57,296 and I needed someone to play carpenter with. 579 00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:59,097 - What's that? - It's a game. 580 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,333 How does ones plays carpenters, Gails? 581 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,502 Only two rules. One: we get hammered. 582 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:07,072 Two: you nail me. (Grunting) 583 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,174 Gail, you need Jesus. 584 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:12,711 Good thinking. Best carpenter there ever was. 585 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,479 So what happened? 586 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,349 Greasy degen was slipping and sliding all up in my DMs, 587 00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:20,252 so I sent him a little something to wail on it to. 588 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,988 Cousint, aren't you mad he went around town 589 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,723 showing it to everyone? 590 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,159 Mad? Fucker did all my marketing for me. 591 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:30,429 Like an analog Tinder profile, going off left and right, 592 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,131 showing me off to every dangling dong in town. 593 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:34,633 My phone's burning up. 594 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,202 That nude... is my business card. 595 00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:39,171 You see it, Daryl? 596 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,672 No, and when I tried to look at it-- 597 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,107 Cool it. 598 00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:43,809 I'll just piss a little in his drink. 599 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:44,876 I'll do it for you. 600 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:48,180 Just gimme a few minutes to bop it off the urinus. 601 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,316 Well, how you wanna fuck this pig? 602 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:55,020 (Whispering indistinctly) 603 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,826 Sometimes you've gotta kill 'em with kindness. 604 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,162 (Amyl and The Sniffers "Hertz") 605 00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:12,604 ♪ 606 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,307 ♪ I wanna go see the country ♪ 607 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:17,509 ♪ I want to get out of here ♪ 608 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,945 ♪ I'm sick of looking at graffiti ♪ 609 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,381 ♪ On the walls of the grey walls, the city ♪ 610 00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:25,317 ♪ I want to drive in the countryside ♪ 611 00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,252 ♪ I want the breeze in my hair ♪ 612 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:31,056 ♪ I am touching your leg and... ♪ 613 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:32,924 ♪ I have my hand in your hand ♪ 614 00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:33,525 ♪ Take me to the beach, take me to the country ♪ 615 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,130 ♪ Climb in the backseat, if you love me ♪ 616 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,531 ♪ Hire me a car ♪ 617 00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:40,932 ♪ I wanna go driving ♪ 618 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,502 ♪ Climb in the backseat, that's where you'll find me ♪ 619 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:46,138 ♪ I see mosquitoes, they buzz past ♪ 620 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,940 ♪ Your hand is in mine ♪ 621 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,543 ♪ I look out the window, it looks stunning ♪ 622 00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:54,446 ♪ To see the sun is setting in the sky ♪ 623 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,648 ♪ Everyone is wavin' out the window ♪ 624 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,950 ♪ It's like they're excited we're here ♪ 625 00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:01,586 ♪ I stopped by the fish and chips shop ♪ 626 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:04,256 ♪ They act like mates, it makes me cheer ♪ 627 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:05,557 ♪ Take me to the beach ♪ 628 00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:06,992 ♪ Take me to the country ♪ 629 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:10,128 ♪ Climb in the backseat, if you love me ♪ 630 00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:11,163 ♪ Hire me a car ♪ 631 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,297 ♪ I wanna go driving ♪ 632 00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:13,565 ♪ Climb in the backseat ♪ 633 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:15,167 ♪ That's where you'll find me ♪ 634 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,704 ♪ 635 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:20,539 ♪ I want you to love me ♪ 636 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:24,176 ♪ 637 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:27,179 ♪ Do you love me? ♪ 638 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,880 ♪