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KATY: ♪ Boy, don't say you're sorry,
my life's a safari ♪

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♪ I'm drinkin' Campari, I'm playin Atari ♪

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♪ I'm over you fast as
a fuckin' Ferrari, yup ♪

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♪ You stepped out so fast,
my crew then amassed ♪

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♪ Put your ass on blast ♪

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♪ Your arm in a cast ♪

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♪ And I put you right in the past ♪

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♪ I pass you so fast,
outcast you at last ♪

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♪ Hold steady, holdfast,
your shit's been recast ♪

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♪ You fuckin' disaster, I'm enthusiastic ♪

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♪ And that's the forecast ♪

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♪ But who asked you? ♪

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♪ I'm like a Targaryen spittin' straight
up Valyrian ♪

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♪ Out here not care‐e‐in',
out here Don Cherry'n ♪

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♪ You're arbitrary'n,
You out there ferry'n ♪

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♪ Out there miscarry'n
Pam and Rosemary'n ♪

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♪ I'm a wild cherry,
you're a huckleberry ♪

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♪ Yeah, I'm Bloody Mary,
you are Tom and Jerry ♪

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♪ I am legendary, no one's secondary ♪

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♪ You're unnecessary ♪

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♪ You are Moe, Curly and Larry ♪

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♪ How's this for an obituary? ♪

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♪ I told you it's simple
you're in or you're out of it muffin ♪

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♪ Did you think I was lyin'
or fakin' or phony or bluffin'? ♪

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♪ Why try with a guy, please ask why ♪

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♪ His dick is always
pointing towards the sky ♪

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♪ That shit makes me bone dry ♪

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♪ And I'll lop your
dick off like a samurai ♪

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♪ I know all the signs and the signals
I know the tells ♪

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♪ 'Cause everybody's always
fuckin' somebody else ♪

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♪ You eye up every
single girl in the bar ♪

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♪ While I'm out for a piss ♪

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♪ No real man does this ♪

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♪ Yo, here's a hot take ♪

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♪ I might fuck Bieber,
I might fuck Drake ♪

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♪ But your time is done, it was fun ♪

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♪ It's the end of the run hun,
I'll stick to my guns ♪

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♪ I'ma stun 'cause you
ain't the only one ♪

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♪ I'll close this book with a hook ♪

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♪ And I'll seal with a kiss ♪

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♪ Only real men get this ♪

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♪ theme music playing ♪

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[music distorts and slows]

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ROALD: Rocket Man was the wrong
nickname to give him.

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Rocket Man would empower a dude like that.

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‐ Yous can call me Rocket Man.

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DARYL: We already call
you a piece of shit.

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MRS. McMURRAY: You're my rocket, baby.

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I wanna rock it all night long.

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‐ You're a rocket, man.
‐ No, you're a rocket, man.

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DAN: Cool it.

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ROALD: If you really want to irritate him,

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you have to say his name
like you're achieving orgasm.

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STEWART: Hard‐corgasm.
ROALD: Like, Kim Jong‐uh. [moaning]

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STEWART:
Kim Jong‐uh. [moaning]

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‐ Yeah, but that's not how you
pronounce his name, though.

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It's not Kim Jong‐un. It's Kim Jong‐une.

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STEWART: Kim Jong‐ewn.
ROALD: Kim Jong‐ew.

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WAYNE:
Isn't it pronounced Kim Jong‐on?

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‐ Kim Jong‐‐
‐ Kim Jong‐‐

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[all saying "Kim Jong"]

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WAYNE: Yeah, like, Kim Jong‐on.

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[all moaning "Kim Jong‐un"]

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[continuing moaning "Kim Jong‐un"]

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[clapping]

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‐ Which one of yous
beat the shit out of my
cousint' Dierks?

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ALL: That'd be me.

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‐ [scoffing] That's how they do
it in Canada then, eh?

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Eight dudes on one?

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‐ Don't tempt me with a good time.

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‐ Today we did.

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‐ All's fair in love and war.

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WAYNE: Well, to be fair‐‐

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ALL: [mocking] To be fair.

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‐ Now, like, to be fair, if
there were other dudes there

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we would've beat the shit
out of them too, so.

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‐ The other dudes are here now.

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‐ Oh, yeah?
‐ Yeah.

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‐ So, those guys are the other dudes?

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Oh fuck, eh.

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‐ Yeah.

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‐ This is bad then.
‐ It's real bad.

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‐ We're in trouble then?
ROID HEAD: Yeah, you're in big trouble.

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‐ Oh, shit.
‐ Oh shit is right.

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‐ So, this is what it
all comes down to then?

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‐ It all comes down to this, amigo.

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‐ This is the dagger.
‐ It's the final dagger.

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‐ Oh, fuck.

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‐ Uh... Exactly.

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‐ We're in for it now.

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ROID HEAD:
Oh, you got no idea, bro.

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[exhaling] Let's do this!

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‐ Oh no.
‐ Oh yeah.

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‐ Well, maybe we should start runnin'.

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‐ Oh, maybe you should do somethin'.

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‐ 'Cause we're gonna get it!

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‐ You're gonna get it alright.

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‐ This is terrible.

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‐ It's worse than terrible.
‐ I can't believe it.

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‐ You better believe it.
‐ This is happening.

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‐ Right here. Right now. Come on!

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‐ We've never really had
it handed to us before,

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but I think this mights be it.

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‐ Trust me bro. This is it.

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‐ So, this is the one?
‐ Yes, it's the big one.

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‐ Time's up then.
‐ Time's up alright.

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‐ Well, just give us
a fucking minute would you?

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‐ No, no. No way.

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‐ Come on. Please?
‐ Not a chance.

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‐ Please!

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‐ Nah, forget about it.

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‐ This is how the cookie crumbles?

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‐ Chips Ahoy, bitch. [laughing]

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‐ This is how it all shakes down.

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‐ Yeah, shake it. Shake it out, baby!

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‐ We're really nots prepared for this.

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‐ Well, you shoulda thought of that

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before you came stateside fightin' dirty.

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‐ Oh, have a heart.

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‐ You've come to the wrong
place for that, fella.

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‐ You know what? If the shoe
was on the other foot,

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we'd let yous get
your affairs sorted first.

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‐ Well it isn't.

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‐ If I was you, I'd be a lot
fucking kinder about it.

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‐ Well, guess what, bro?
Look at this right here.

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You're not me.

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‐ Show mercy!

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‐ [scoffing] Uh‐uh.

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‐ Too late to cry uncle?

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‐ It's way too‐‐ much too late.

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‐ Made our beds. We gotta lie in 'em.

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‐ Just enough talking!

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‐ That's it?
‐ Yeah, that's it.

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‐ Well, whys do you gets to decide that?

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‐ 'Cause I'm in charge.

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‐ So, yeah, you're in charge?

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‐ Yeah, large and in charge.

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‐ You're the boss.
‐ The big boss man.

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‐ Tony Danza.

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‐ I don't want to go through this again.

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‐ Well, you're the boss though.

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‐ I know I'm the boss!
‐ So you can end it.

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‐ I'm ending it!
‐ That's it, then. It's over.

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‐ God damn right it's over.
‐ This is the end.

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‐ Just like Jim Morrison says
in the song with the‐‐ Fuck!

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No more talkin'!
‐ Well, I'm a bit scared.

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‐ Well, you should be!

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‐ Just 'cause I never fought
a balloon animal before.

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[all laughing]
‐ Huh?

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‐ He said you look like
a balloon animal.

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You look fuckin' ridiculous!

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‐ What?
REILLY: Yeah, congratulations, bud.

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You know how to use a needle.

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‐ You're a fuckin' nurse, bud.

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‐ You look like a guy who puts his head
through walls at parties.

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‐ Like, beside yourself,
you think anyone's
proud of you?

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‐ You like tits so much you
got yourself a set, eh?

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‐ You're gonna regret this.

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‐ I already fuckin' do!
My gravy's gone cold.

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‐ Oh, yous are in‐‐
‐ Hold on!

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Jill?

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Oh, good. I got your name right.

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Jill, could I get another
side of gravy? Please and thank yous.

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‐ Hey!
GAIL: I've always wondered
if it's true what they say

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about the ball shrinking
when you take steroids.

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‐ Oh, yeah. No, I've heard it's true.

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‐ That's what I was told, too.

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‐ Why don't you pull 'em out for us?
Let's take a look at you.

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‐ [gasps] What?

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‐ Strip on down and lay on the floor
and let's get a good look at you.

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‐ The Rock eats 820 pounds
of Haddock each year
to get as big as he is.

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‐ Does he really?

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STEWART: Cod, actually.
‐ Does he really?

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‐ Hey, ten of us and eight of you!

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‐ Oh, are you still here?

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[grunting]

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[bell ringing]

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‐ Who the fuck are you?

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‐ We're the US military.

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‐ And who the fuck are you?

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‐ Canadian Armed Forces.

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‐ Cousint'?
‐ Cousint'.

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‐ You know these guys?

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‐ Who? Matty, Patty and Blaker?

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‐ Johnny, Shawny and Jaker?

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‐ Yeah, we served together
overseas and now

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we keep in touch by going to
each other's families buck and does

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and just getting
military grade drunk.

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‐ Is that right?

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‐ Yeah, I think I speak
for all of us when I say

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there's really no one closer
to us than these boys.

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‐ Hm, good enough.

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‐ Jaker, love you brother.
‐ Love you, brother.

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‐ Real good time at Shawny's
brother's buck and buck
a couple weeks back.

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‐ Shawny's brother's buck
and buck was a top fiver, for sure.

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‐ Yeah, it's really somehow
not shocking how much fatter

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and uglier you've gotten since then.

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‐ Shawny, love you brother.
‐ Love you, brother.

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‐ Nice to finally meet your old man.

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‐ He's a real ham 'n egger.

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‐ I just hope it's okay
I told him you and Johnny
routinely share cigarettes.

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‐ Matty, I love you brother.
‐ Love you, brother.

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‐ We were such a hit at
your sisters buck and doe

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that she invited us to the wedding.

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‐ Yeah. You tear that dance floor
a new one, eh?

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‐ Oh, yeah, should see how fast
it takes her to start

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touching my arms when we
start talking. God damn.

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Could set your watch to it.

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‐ Patty, I love you, brother.

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‐ Love you, brother.
‐ Just wanna make sure

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we're cool after I danced three slow songs

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with your sister at Johnny's
brother's buck and doe.

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‐ Bit tacky when you took
your shirt off for
the third, Jaker,

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but water under the bridge.

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‐ Bit aggressive when a gal
asks you to slow dance

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when you already got
your shirt off, for sure.

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‐ It was her who asked you then, was it?

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‐ That's well documented at this point

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but what's important to note

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is that I was using alcohol
heavily that night

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and she wasn't.

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‐ That's it! No more talking!

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‐ Can I give you a quick heads up first?

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‐ [scoffing] On what?

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♪ "Hibernation" by Blood on the Wall
playing ♪

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‐ ♪ You're the inspiration for
your parents' recreation ♪

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♪ Can you feel all the temptation ♪

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♪ From your heart? ♪

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♪ We'll take all the blame ♪

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♪ Everybody's so deranged ♪

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♪ But it's black and blue in our veins ♪

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♪ And in our hearts ♪

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♪ So, let's ride
every night until we die ♪

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♪ Why can't I fix the head? ♪

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♪ And that just makes me want to quit ♪

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♪

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♪ I don't like these vibrations ♪

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♪ You're a parent's recreation ♪

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♪ Can you feel all the temptation ♪

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♪ From your heart? ♪

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♪ Meet me down the lane ♪

242
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♪ Everybody's gone insane ♪

243
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♪ We're just black and blue in our veins ♪

244
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♪ And in our hearts ♪

245
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♪ So, let's ride
every night until we die ♪

246
00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:26,066
♪ Why can't I fix the head? ♪

247
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,278
♪ And everybody's just
gonna want to quit ♪

248
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♪ Hibernation ♪

249
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♪ Hibernation ♪

250
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♪ Hibernation ♪

251
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♪ Hibernation ♪

252
00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:54,720
♪ In your heart! [hibernation] ♪

253
00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:59,975
♪ In your heart! [hibernation] ♪

254
00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:04,605
♪ Your hearts, your hearts,
your hearts, your hearts ♪

255
00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:05,856
♪ Your hearts, your hearts ♪

256
00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:07,441
♪ Your hearts,
your hearts ♪

257
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,943
♪ Your hearts, your hearts,
your hearts, your hearts ♪

258
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,278
♪ Your hearts, your hearts ♪

259
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:14,323
♪ Your hearts, your hearts, your hearts ♪

260
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♪

261
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[inaudible dialogue]

262
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,974
‐ It's a bit fuckin' awkward, eh, boys?

263
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,351
‐ Just as God intended it, my man.

264
00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:44,353
‐ Take your shirt off, Roald.

265
00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:48,565
‐ I have been waiting so long
to hear you say that.

266
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,236
‐ What's your name, bud?
‐ Uh, Roald.

267
00:10:52,236 --> 00:10:53,862
‐ Like Roald Dahl?
‐ Well, actually‐‐

268
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,114
‐ I'm just kidding, I don't give a fuck.
[chuckling]

269
00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,700
You wanna get some tail tonight?

270
00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,785
‐ Do I!

271
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,161
‐ What's your type?

272
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,579
‐ Um, what are your names again?

273
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,789
‐ Johnny.
‐ Shawny.

274
00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:05,123
‐ Jaker.
‐ Matty.

275
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,291
‐ Patty.
‐ Blaker.

276
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:09,044
‐ There's a bit of my type in all of you.

277
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,295
‐ I'm not tracking.

278
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,172
‐ Ah, he's a gay.

279
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,425
‐ I ought to introduce you to my brother.
‐ He has a brother.

280
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,845
‐ Donny.
‐ Shawny and Donny?

281
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,556
‐ I'm Shawny. My brother's Donny.
‐ I'm Johnny. My sister's gay.

282
00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:22,599
‐ Ah, what's her name?
‐ Lonny.

283
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,560
‐ You're Johnny and she's Lonny?

284
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,645
‐ And I'm Shawny.
‐ And his brother's Donny.

285
00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,398
‐ Swear to God,
Lonny came out of the closet
and just got scissorin'.

286
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:31,400
‐ Did you know that scissoring
isn't actually

287
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,777
as popular with lesbians as
people might think?
‐ Fuck.

288
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,070
‐ Well, I don't think
Lonny knew that part.

289
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,738
‐ I love the smell of
scissoring in the morning.

290
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:39,366
‐ Scissoring. Oh, fuck!

291
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:40,951
‐ Hey, Johnny.
‐ Hey, Shawny.

292
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,953
‐ And your brother's Donny?

293
00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,663
‐ And Shawny's gay brother is Donny.

294
00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:46,874
‐ Yeah, remember when Donny
came out of the closet,

295
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,834
just started smashin' ass?

296
00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,335
‐ "Ass" we do.

297
00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,587
‐ Just hammerin' ass.

298
00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:53,630
‐ Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

299
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,132
‐ Wreck‐It Ralph.

300
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,967
‐ And Lonny went on a bit of a sprint too.

301
00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,427
‐ Yeah, hard to picture a snapper

302
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,179
within a ten mile radius
that didn't get scissored.

303
00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:02,014
‐ Just scissorin' chicks
all hours of the day.

304
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,599
‐ Never seen anything like it.

305
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:06,685
‐ Scissoring chicks, scissoring
chicks that look like dudes.

306
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:09,771
Think one of those chicks was a dude.

307
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:13,609
‐ Um‐‐ [clearing throat]
Does she have an Instagram or?

308
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,736
‐ Oh, yeah.

309
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,029
‐ Roald.

310
00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:18,530
SHAWNY: Whoa.
‐ Oh, no. Don't click that.

311
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,324
‐ Oh, what is‐‐ Report this.

312
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,702
‐ Hangin' in, Katy cat?

313
00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:25,287
‐ You could say that.

314
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,458
‐ I know that look.

315
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,627
‐ Seen that look once or twice,
that's all I know.

316
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:32,961
‐ Katy's going Scorched Earth.

317
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,588
‐ Say what?

318
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:38,634
‐ What are the odds I get five
shirtless soldiers served up
the second I go on the rebound?

319
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:40,052
‐ Six.

320
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:41,887
‐ One's her cousint'.
‐ And?

321
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:43,764
‐ What's the plan?

322
00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,768
‐ A bull and his son stand at
the top of a hill

323
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,770
looking over a pasture full of cows.

324
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:52,898
The son goes to his dad,
"Dad, let's run down there

325
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:56,777
and fuck one of those cows."
What does the bull say?

326
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,695
‐ Who's the bull?
‐ Katy's the bull.

327
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,614
‐ Katy's a girl.
‐ And?

328
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,242
‐ The bull says, "No son.

329
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:05,244
Let's walk down there and fuck 'em all."

330
00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:08,872
‐ Yup. You're going
Scorched Earth alright.

331
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:11,667
‐ [snorting] Walk on down there
and fuck 'em all,
that's what I always say.

332
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,633
‐ Seven Canadians stateside
T‐Rex‐ing six rum and cokes.

333
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,676
‐ These are rye and cokes.

334
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,344
‐ Yeah, mine are rye and cokes, too.

335
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,346
‐ Fella had to make another
ryes run after yous ordered yours,

336
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:27,224
so some of these are ryes and cokes
and somes of these are rum and cokes.

337
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,434
‐ You think the skids brought
any of that cocaine with 'em?

338
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,686
‐ Snooters?
‐ Schneef?

339
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,521
‐ Sniff.
‐ Not across the border.

340
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:33,689
‐ Not likelys.

341
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:39,027
‐ Shit. Man needs some fucking nose candy
at these sorts of things... Fuck.

342
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,737
‐ So, Rosie's your sweetie, eh?
‐ Yep.

343
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,322
‐ May I say something respectfully?

344
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,365
‐ No.

345
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,741
‐ And Katy's his sister?
‐ Yeah.

346
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,451
‐ With all due respect‐‐
‐ No.

347
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,662
‐ I kinda feel like Mrs. McMurray's givin'
me the eyes.

348
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:49,997
‐ Yeah?
‐ Is that weird?

349
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,081
‐ No.

350
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,249
‐ Yous mind if I dibs Bonnie?

351
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,209
‐ She's likely already
dibs'd one of yous, bud.

352
00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:57,629
‐ I feel like Gail would
make a man outta me.
‐ Can confirm.

353
00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:58,922
MATTY: Hm.
‐ Let's get hammered.

354
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,799
‐ Your terms is acceptables.

355
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:03,969
‐ So, what are yous into?

356
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:06,138
‐ Fuckin' chuckin' bombs
and smashin' moms, bud.

357
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:07,723
‐ Chuckin' mitts and suckin' tits, buddy.

358
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,224
‐ Suckin' tits?

359
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,143
‐ Suckin' all sorts of tits.
Suckin' titty all sorts.

360
00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:13,228
‐ Suckin' asymmetricals.
Suckin' side setters.

361
00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:15,314
‐ Suckin' sloppy egg yolkers.

362
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:17,733
‐ You know that's
the governments newest way of
gathering information

363
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:19,401
‐ on you?
‐ Go on.

364
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:22,196
‐ Government wants to be able
to ID you by your teeth.
‐ Huh?

365
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,239
‐ Why don't they just hack
your personal dental records?

366
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,741
‐ Government skips the middle man.

367
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:27,701
‐ What in the actual fuck is this then?

368
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,162
‐ The government gathers facial
scans through your iPhone.

369
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:31,580
‐ Yes?
‐ Huawei will be gathering

370
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,457
retinal scans through
your phone eventually.

371
00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:34,833
‐ No.

372
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,502
‐ Why do you think the US wants
to keep them out so bad?

373
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,128
‐ All you have to do is
look at your phone screen

374
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,338
and they've got you.

375
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,840
‐ Why does the government
want dental records?

376
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,469
‐ Was about to tell you but you
hijacked the conversation
on me a wee bit.

377
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:46,512
‐ Je suis désolé.

378
00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:49,515
‐ What's say your body gets
burnt up in a fire

379
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:52,476
or a terrorist attack or else
gets washed away

380
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:53,685
by a tsunami and sharks eat you.

381
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,396
‐ This is dark! I love it.

382
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,940
‐ Your teeth are the only
way to identify you.

383
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,191
‐ This is true.

384
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:00,609
‐ Teeth are the hardest
and most well protected

385
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,529
structures in the body.
They resist decomposition,

386
00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:07,241
high temperatures and are
the last to decompose once you're dead.

387
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,742
‐ You don't say.

388
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,702
SHAWNY: No two oral cavities are the same.

389
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,329
They're unique to an individual.

390
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,248
Government wants to
be able to ID your teeth

391
00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,374
to complete the trifecta.

392
00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:16,458
‐ The triple crown.

393
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,585
‐ The Holy Trinity, face, eyes and teeth.

394
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,379
‐ The government's had your
fingerprints for years

395
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,756
through iPhone touch ID.
‐ Fools.

396
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,259
‐ So, what you're saying is
the government collects

397
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:28,053
your dental ID by‐‐

398
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,930
‐ Suckin' a set of east‐wester's?

399
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:32,391
‐ Every country has male
and female spies that go

400
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:34,476
into enemy territory
and sleep with targets.

401
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,645
‐ You mean, take 'em down?

402
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:38,647
‐ Smash 'em?
‐ Correct. The spies‐‐

403
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:39,857
‐ Should call 'em operatives.

404
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:41,567
‐ Spies or operatives work.

405
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,443
‐ If I'm an operative, I don't
appreciate being called a spy.

406
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,404
‐ Ain't no fuckin' James Bond.

407
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,406
‐ Fine! Christ!

408
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:49,324
The operatives fuck the targets

409
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:52,035
and they extract the information
from 'em before,

410
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,537
during, and after sex!

411
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,914
You knew that, right? [grunting]

412
00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:58,709
‐ Fuck as in... fuck?

413
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,043
‐ That's the one, big chief.

414
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,379
‐ Everybody knew that!

415
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,839
It's called Honey Trapping.

416
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:06,175
‐ Or Honey Potting.

417
00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:08,510
I believe that group of Canadian spies

418
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,554
are called The Romeo Section.

419
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:11,388
‐ How do you know that?

420
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,848
[both scoffing]

421
00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,684
‐ [whispering] The dark web.

422
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:16,810
‐ Who you gonna dibs?

423
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,187
‐ I don't know. Who are you gonna dibs?

424
00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:20,022
‐ You get first dibs.
‐ I don't want first dibs.

425
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,481
‐ Why don't you want first dibs?

426
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,901
‐ Katy's goin' Scorched Earth.

427
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,736
‐ Okay, so, who gets first dibs?

428
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:28,614
‐ I already dibs'd.
‐ I already dibs'd‐ish.

429
00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:31,241
‐ Huh?
‐ Dibs'd‐ish?

430
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,285
‐ Ball park dibs.
‐ Anyhoo!

431
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:36,705
‐ You know, I don't even
think dibs are required here.

432
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,540
So many dudes.

433
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:43,212
‐ [clapping] I say,

434
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:47,799
we hit the d‐floor and we... air it out.

435
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,093
‐ What do you do when you
fall off the horse, Bonnie?

436
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,137
‐ What's that?

437
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,431
‐ You get right back on.

438
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,308
‐ I knew the answer,
I just didn't want to‐‐

439
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:59,645
‐ You just get back on that
horse and you just ride it.

440
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:00,896
‐ Never mind.

441
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:03,232
‐ Anyone got gum?

442
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,943
‐ Got some in the truck. Hang tight.

443
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:08,195
‐ Alright, I'll dibs.

444
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,863
My hub‐skin.

445
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,116
I oughta just head
over there 'n piss on him

446
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,451
and be done with it.

447
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,747
‐ This music lacks.

448
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,749
ROALD: Everyone seems to
be enjoying it, Stewart.

449
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:21,750
[hissing]

450
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:24,962
‐ Do y'all know‐‐
‐ Patty.

451
00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:25,963
‐ Matty.
‐ Blaker.

452
00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:27,089
‐ Johnny.
‐ Shawny.

453
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,216
‐ Jaker.
REILLY: So, okay.

454
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,802
So, the target sucks the tit
and‐‐ and then what?

455
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:33,095
‐ What's all this then?

456
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,013
‐ We're just getting down
to the nitty gritty here.

457
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,640
‐ Titty gritty.
‐ On whats?

458
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,684
‐ How government operatives
get their targets dental IDs

459
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,310
through getting their tits sucked.

460
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,687
‐ I am listening.

461
00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:43,981
‐ So, the target starts sucking
the operative's tit, right?

462
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,941
Now, the government's
inserted a tiny camera inside

463
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:48,485
the areola and that camera
records a dental ID

464
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,529
of the target while it's
sucking the operative's tit.

465
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:54,116
‐ [scoffing] What if the target
isn't into foreplay?

466
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,450
‐ Well then,

467
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,035
the operative would have
to encourage foreplay.

468
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,912
She'd have to say something
like, "Hey, you. You want to

469
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,081
come over here and just suck
on my tits for a little bit?"

470
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,959
‐ How exactly do you think
a tit gets sucked, though?

471
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,878
'Cause when I'm suckin' a tit,

472
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:08,589
I don't have my mouth wide open. Usually.

473
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:10,674
But, so, like, the camera wouldn't be able
to see inside.

474
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,009
‐ How do you do it?

475
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:13,594
‐ I don't like inhale it or anything.

476
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,722
But it's like, gentle,
you know? It's like a...

477
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,270
[slurping]

478
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,897
You know?

479
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,399
‐ So, how would the dental ID
get taken if my mouth is closed?

480
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,859
‐ Well, that's another area

481
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:31,570
where the operative would have
to encourage the target.

482
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,238
Like, to get right in there.

483
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,656
‐ How would they do that?

484
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,159
‐ Good question. It's a verbal process.

485
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,578
Like, "Come on, suck my tit.

486
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:41,747
Open your mouth right up
and suck it, baby."

487
00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:44,708
‐ Ugh. That is a lot of responsibility for
the operative.

488
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:48,086
‐ The operative's there because
she wants to be. Trust me.

489
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,464
‐ Like, you know, "Wrap your
mouth right around my tit.

490
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:51,757
Hell, bite it."

491
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,342
‐ Whoa, whoa. Bite it, buddy?

492
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:54,593
‐ No one likes that, bro.

493
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,012
‐ Lots of people like that. Trust me.

494
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,640
‐ How many teeth would
the government have to ID

495
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,226
to get, like, a proper dental ID?

496
00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:03,894
Couldn't you just use the eye teeth?

497
00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,646
‐ No way.
‐ No?

498
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:07,606
‐ Nope. Honey Pot spies don't
get outta spy school

499
00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:10,734
until they can successfully
identify a target's incisors,

500
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,861
canines, and bicuspids through the process

501
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,655
of getting their tit sucked.
‐ Wisdom teeth?

502
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,615
‐ Oh, well, any spy that could
get the wisdom teeth done

503
00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,450
through that process could
get fast‐tracked

504
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:19,868
through spy school. No question.

505
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:22,120
‐ Spy might be the better term
here actually.

506
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,872
Never heard it called operative school.

507
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,415
‐ Wanna know what?

508
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:28,585
It's horrifyingly sexist that female spies

509
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:31,171
have to endure getting cameras inserted

510
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,340
into their areolas and men don't.

511
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,133
‐ Most don't.
‐ What do you means?

512
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:39,221
‐ Most male spies get the
camera up their dink hole.

513
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,514
ALL: [groaning] No.

514
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,516
‐ I might even have one up mine.

515
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,518
‐ I think I might too, Johnny.

516
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:46,019
‐ You get to a certain
rank in the US military

517
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,814
and you just kinda assume
that they've shoved a camera
up your dink hole.

518
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:49,815
‐ When?

519
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:51,400
‐ When you're sleeping
or something, I don't know.

520
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,818
‐ Canadian military do this, too?

521
00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:54,862
‐ Fuck no.
‐ Course they do, Blaker.

522
00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:57,030
‐ Jaker, say one more time that one of my
Canadian brothers

523
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,699
touched my dick while I was sleeping!

524
00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:00,450
Go ahead and try and tell
me that one more time.

525
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:05,247
‐ Okay, so, the operatives

526
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,083
get cameras inserted [pop]
in their dink holes...

527
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,418
[McMurray groaning]
And then they just

528
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:11,628
go around getting blowies,
collecting dental ID's?

529
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,213
‐ That's exactly what they do.

530
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,798
‐ I'd sign up for that.

531
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:17,092
‐ Well, who wouldn't sign up for
a blowie for your country?

532
00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,760
It's silly not to.

533
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,137
‐ Unpatriotic is what it is.

534
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:22,347
‐ I'm surprised we're not
all signing up right now.

535
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:25,267
‐ Well, gentlemen, we're
a group of drunk hicks,

536
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:28,645
skids, hockey players, and
soldiers with our shirts off

537
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,647
and cameras up our dink‐holes
and there's more than

538
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:33,734
a handful of pretty women
out there on that dance floor.

539
00:20:33,734 --> 00:20:35,569
So, let's get some God damn photographs.

540
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:38,739
‐ [scoffing] This music sucks.

541
00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:41,325
♪ The Manhattans "Shining Star" playing ♪

542
00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:44,578
♪

543
00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:01,220
‐ ♪ Ooh ♪

544
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:04,056
♪ Yeah ♪

545
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:05,390
♪ Honey ♪

546
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:09,811
♪ You are my shining star ♪

547
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,523
♪ Don't you go away ♪

548
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,193
♪ Oh, baby ♪

549
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,655
♪ Wanna be ♪

550
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:22,783
♪ Right here where you are ♪

551
00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:25,869
♪ Until my dying day ♪

552
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:29,206
♪ Yeah baby ♪

553
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:34,294
♪ So many have tried ♪

554
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:38,215
♪ Tried to find a love
like yours and mine ♪

555
00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:42,052
♪ Mm‐hm ♪

556
00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:48,600
♪ Girl, don't you realize
how you hypnotize? ♪

557
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:53,021
♪ Make me love you more each time ♪

558
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,107
♪ Yeah, baby ♪

559
00:21:57,776 --> 00:22:01,238
♪ Honey, I'll never leave you lonely ♪

560
00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,241
♪ To you only ♪

561
00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:08,161
♪ To you only ♪

562
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,621
♪ Honey you‐‐ ♪
[record scratching]

563
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:11,456
♪ M‐Beat "Jungle is Massive" playing ♪

564
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:14,293
‐ ♪ Jungle is massive, wicked, wicked ♪

565
00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:15,836
♪ Jungle is massive ♪

566
00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:17,296
♪ Wicked, wicked ♪

567
00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:19,840
♪ Junglist massive ♪

568
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,466
♪ Wicked original ♪

569
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:24,511
♪ Well, big up all the original
Junglist massive ♪

570
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,805
♪ The original dancehall Junglist dere ♪

571
00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:29,141
♪ General Levy alongside the M‐Beat ♪

572
00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:31,894
♪ The world is in trouble ah,
what we tell dem murderer ♪

573
00:22:31,894 --> 00:22:36,190
♪ It goes I am the incre‐‐
incre‐‐ Incredible General ♪

574
00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:38,984
♪ Sensational what them call me ♪

575
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:42,196
♪ Incre‐‐ incre‐‐ Incredible Gene‐‐ ♪

576
00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:43,947
♪ Select, selec‐‐ lect ♪

577
00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:47,492
♪ Yo, mad the whole a dem
I spin dem like a windmill ♪

578
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,412
♪ New talk fi dem, gwarn
tell dem we got the skill ♪

579
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,165
♪ Dance cyan nice unless
we name 'pon de bill ♪

580
00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:56,251
♪ And the girls hear we voices
like dem dreams get fulfill ♪

581
00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:59,338
♪ Massa menimeni, passa menimeni
colda menimeni chill ♪

582
00:22:59,338 --> 00:23:01,757
♪ Idle we nah sekkle we nah ova da hill ♪

583
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:04,968
♪ Wah de want come see us
say us must be sick and must be ill ♪

584
00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:08,514
♪ Test the daddy M‐Beat unnu
better go write your will ♪

585
00:23:08,514 --> 00:23:10,516
♪ Come on ♪

586
00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:13,977
♪ Have mercy, have mercy, have mercy ♪

587
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,358
♪ Have mercy, have mercy ♪

588
00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:22,361
♪ So ya, booyaka booyaka,
when the General pass ♪

589
00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:25,364
♪ Booyaka booyaka, M‐Beat run the dance ♪

590
00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:28,242
♪ Booyaka booyaka,
we nah take back nah talk ♪

591
00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:31,995
♪ Booyaka booyaka... incredible ♪

592
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:34,414
♪ Me stylee fi pon de mic
general treat the general ♪

593
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:37,376
♪ Get pon brock inna me style,
wicked original ♪

594
00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:41,338
♪ Menimeni brock, menimeni
skin, me nah or chat... ♪