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‐ Your pal's invited his
sweeties out for a double dates

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with you and your sweeties
the other day...

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‐ 'Cause I want to see how
she'd do in regular

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old conversation with my good buddies.

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‐ Define regular.

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‐ Well, alls we ever talks about is sex.

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‐ Tough life.

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‐ I'm figuring with you twos here,

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we could engage her in just
some regular old conversations.

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‐ Oh, so, it's regular you want.

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‐ Regular conversations.

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‐ Nothing fancy,
just regular conversation.

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‐ "Regulier" as the French would say.

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‐ Leave out anything quirky or clever.

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Just regular conversation.

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‐ "Regolare" as the Italians would say.

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‐ No patterns or devices included.

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Nothing creative during
this regular conversation.

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‐ "Regelmessig" as the
Norwegians would say.

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‐ You want to regulate.
‐ Mount up.

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‐ In any event, I'm just really hoping
the topic doesn't turn to sex.

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BOTH: 'Kay.

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[door opening]

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ELLEN: Hi, Daniel.

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‐ Hello.

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‐ I'm Wayne.
‐ I'm Rosie.

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‐ I'm Ellen.

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BOTH: Pleased to meet you.

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ELLEN: Likewise.

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‐ Ellens, can I gets yous a beers?

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‐ Why don't I get you a beer, Dan?

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‐ Oh, well, that would be lovelys.

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‐ Wayne, Rosie, do you like beer?

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‐ Of Coors.

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‐ You Labatt your ass we do.

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WAYNE: You know what? I haven't
seen Gail in a hot sec.

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Maybe we could convince her
to Moose‐head on over.

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‐ She was whipping up some
Carlsbergers last I checked.

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‐ Best Kronen‐burgers
in Letter‐Heineken‐ny.

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‐ Ellen, Dan told us
you were a pretty gal,

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but you could be a Modelo.

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‐ Michel‐low bones.

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‐ Gailer. You havin' a lazy Mols‐Sunday?

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‐ Yes, I suppose it Beck's the question.

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‐ 'Lil tour of Tsing‐town and country?

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WAYNE:
Wee bit of Carling‐ering about?

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‐ Whatever's Guinness‐essary
for a little R&R, you know?

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‐ Don't have to Ams‐tell me, Rosie.

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‐ Just takin' it Dos Eq‐easy.

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‐ Livin' the Miller High Life.

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‐ I was booking my Pabst smear.

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'Cause Peroni‐eedless to say,
and I don't take this Bud Lightly,

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done so much toe‐curlin' this quarter,

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I'm pert' near Strongbow‐legged.

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‐ Better trim your Anheuser bush.
‐ Ellen!

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‐ I'm light on bush, actually.
I'm Busch Light.

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‐ Good. Makes it easier for the gyno
to inspect your Stella Ar‐twat.

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‐ Not the most ideal time
for Alexander Queef's, eh?

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‐ Hey, if you've got the Schlitz...

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‐ Fella told me one time,

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I had a scent that could
only be described as Bohemian.

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‐ Once a Blue Moon, I also smell
like the Pacifico.

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‐ Something straight out of Bavaria.

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‐ Not to Harp on it all day, but...

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‐ That's the risk you take

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exploring this Old Speckled Hen.

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‐ It's as if sometimes,
I just bare no Sol.

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‐ You'll see all the bad habits
this lifestyle Foster's.

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‐ Do they still make you
Rolling Rock a piss
into a cup?

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‐ They do. But careful...

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they can test your pee for Kok‐an‐E.

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‐ The Coro‐nads on doctors these days.

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GAIL: You know, doctors do the most

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Molson Dry‐rips of anyone, right?

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‐ Still, I wouldn't mind one
between my Smith‐wickets.

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‐ Anyhoo!

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‐ I like her.

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‐ Never takes long, does it?

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‐ Yeah, a wee bit of a mix
of relief and disbelief

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they omitted one.

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‐ Red Stripes?

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‐ Yeah.

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♪ theme song playing ♪

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Fuckin' I'm hungover.

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Dary, you hungover?
‐ I'm hungover.

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‐ Katy, hungover?
‐ Yeah, I'm hungover.

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‐ Dan, hungover?
‐ I'm hungsovers.

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‐ Hey, Rosie, you hungover?
‐ I'm hungover.

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‐ Fuck, boys. We're hungover.

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‐ I's got the skulls cramps.
‐ Yeah, I'm knee walkin'.

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‐ Who's cookin', good lookin'?
‐ Not me, chickpea.

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‐ What're we s'posed do then?
WOMEN: Figure it out.

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‐ That's what I said, said figure it out.

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‐ No one wants to cooks
when they're hungsovers.

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‐ You know what?
I don't want to cook ever.

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Consider how long it takes to cook

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versus how long it takes to eat.

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It's like driving for
an hour to the movie theater

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to watch a five minute short film.

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‐ But dudes who can cook...

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‐ Oh, dudes who can cook can get it.

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‐ Like whos?
‐ Wolfgang Puck.

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‐ Wolfgang Fuck.
‐ Bobby Flay?

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‐ Bobby Lay.
‐ David Changs?

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‐ David Bang.
‐ Gordon Ramsay?

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‐ Gordon Rams‐me.

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‐ Fucks with his hair too much.

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‐ Well, I guess it's good that Gail

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started serving brunch at MoDean's today.

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‐ Is she really?
‐ You heard it here first.

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‐ But don't you think
brunch is a little bit, "Hmm."

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‐ Oh, I 100 percent think
brunch is a bit "Hmm."

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‐ You could just as easily
call it late breakfast

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and avoid the "Hmm."

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‐ Yeah, the term "brunch"
is definitely what makes it
a bit "Hmm."

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‐ Well, since none of us feels
like cooking and Gail does,

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why don't we boot on over
to MoDean's for some,

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"Hmm, brunch."

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‐ Oh, fuck, I'd boot over.
Rosie, boot over?

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‐ I'll boot over.
‐ Dan, boot over?

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‐ I'ds boot overs.
‐ Katy, boot over?

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‐ Yeah, I'd boot over.
‐ Dary, boot over?

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‐ I'm surprised we're
not bootin' over right now.

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‐ Fuck, boys. Let's boot it.

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‐ Did you know that China's
having a shortage of ninjas?

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‐ Well, should we go?

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REILLY: Wrong way, Coach.

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Game starts in 15.

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‐ Yeah, and if you can't carry
your bag into the rink,

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you really shouldn't be playing hockey.

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‐ Game's canceled.
‐ Why?

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‐ There's not enough bodies
on the other team.

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‐ Why?
'Cause it's Sunday morning
beer league hockey, you pheasant.

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I'm sorry.

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‐ What do we do then?
‐ Guys...

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Guys, beer league hockey's
not about playing hockey.

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Sure, the Ws are really nice,
but it's more about

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having some beers with the boys, you know,

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before, during and after the game.

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Friendship. Comradery.

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You know, maybe like a nice
autumn gourd cream ale

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or maybe a Danny Pinley friendly IPA?

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Just a hint of honey.

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Sayin' all that,

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why don't us three go
for a beer right now?

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‐ Well, Sunday's wide open,
buddy. What's the plan?

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‐ Better think of something, bro.

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Idle mind's the devil's playground.

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‐ Kids in sports stay off streets.

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‐ You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

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‐ Sex?

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BOTH: With girls!

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‐ Wheel, snipe, celly, boys.

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‐ Wheel, snipe, cell phones.

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‐ Wheel, snipe, sold me.

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‐ Stick taps and dating apps, 'ferda.

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‐ How's your swipe game, buddy?

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‐ Buddy, I'm swipin'
on all four cylinders.

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I'm legendary REM
front man Michael Swipe. You?

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‐ I'm Rowdy Roddy Swiper.

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‐ Rippin' tarps off puck pics
on my Tinder.

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‐ Clutch.
Mandatory pic of fish you once
caught for added depth.

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‐ Rippin' dog pics and suited
up snaps on my Bumble.

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‐ A dapper look, appealing to

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the "ladies have
first choice" ordeal. Wise.

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‐ Rippin' travel pictures
and food pics on my Hinge,

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with one well thought out
Office reference.

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‐ #DunderMif.

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‐ Waitlisted for Raya.
‐ Over‐Raya‐ted.

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‐ I gotta say though, bro,

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I fear we're fast approaching a world

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where we've smashed every smashable broad

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within 100 fiscal
kilometers of Letterkenny.

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‐ Sometimes I match with
a broad and I'm like,

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"I would smash that broad",

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but then I cruise through her pics

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and realize I've already smashed her.

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‐ Tinder, Bumble, Hinge,
all dry. Waitlisted for Raya.

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‐ Over‐Raya‐ted.

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‐ What do we do till
we get on Over‐Raya‐ted?

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‐ Perhaps I can help.
‐ Who are you?

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‐ Avi Goldstein. AKA Goldon Bombay.

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‐ Tight.
‐ AKA The Gold & The Beautiful.

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‐ Sick.
‐ Avenged SevenGold.

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‐ Nice to meet you.
‐ We met last week.

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‐ Really?
‐ Yeah, I was your line mate.

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Set you up for a double
hattie. Don't remember?

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‐ Respectfully, Goldzie,
whenever I see wheels on a hockey bag,

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I just kinda forget about
everything else after that.

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‐ Want my help or not?

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‐ Uh... All right,
just try to focus, buddy.

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I'll also try to focus.

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Yes.

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‐ You ever heard of JSwipe?
REILLY: No.

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‐ It's a dating app just for Jews.

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JONESY: Are you Jewish?
‐ Full Jew, buddy.

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‐ But... we're not‐‐
we're not Jewish. Right?

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‐ I don't think so.
‐ Doesn't matter.

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You have the option to set your profile

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to "willing to convert."
Click that button,

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start smashing Jewish broads immediately.

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‐ Really?
‐ Know how many Jewish broads
I've smashed on there?

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‐ How many?
‐ Four.

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‐ Just four?
‐ Guess how many Jewish blowies, though.

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‐ How many blowies, though?
‐ Two‐sixty‐five, 270.

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‐ Whoa. That's like a blowie
every single day of the year!

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‐ Yeah.

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AVI:
You guys are looking at me right now like

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you've never heard
about Jewish girl blowies.

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‐ Sorry. I didn't mean to.

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‐ Yeah, clueless is just
kinda my resting face.

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‐ Growing up, Jewish girls go
to sleep away summer camp

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every summer, where they
practice giving blowies

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for like two months.

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BOTH: Oh!

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‐ You could get really good at blowies

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on a program of that kind.

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‐ You'd be Blowie Sevigny.

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‐ Or Blowie Deschanel.
‐ David Blowie.

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‐ I feel like there's a lot you
guys don't know about Jews.

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Allow me to give you your
Jewdification, Jews Clues,

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bring you up to speed on Jewish broads and
their people,

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so that you can better navigate JSwipe.

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‐ Call me Jew Ferrigno.

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‐ I'm Jew Barrymore.

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‐ Follow me.
‐ Sick.

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Although, I gotta say, buddy,
if you can't carry your bag,

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you really shouldn't be playing hockey.

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JONESY: Yeah, it'd be really great
if you could carry it the rest of the way.

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‐ Yeah, what good are the wheels then?

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JONESY: You know what, bro?
I'll just do it.

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AVI: Hype.

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‐ Did you know that Victoria's Secret
is having a shortage of models?

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‐ Should we go?

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Who's this coming down the rabbit hole?

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‐ They can come down my hole.

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‐ Cousint'...

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‐ Gail's got the hangover hornies.

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‐ Ah, two guarantees on a
hangover: hungry and horny.

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‐ As hell.
‐ Hey, Bonnie, you want me

241
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to help you unbox that before
this place fills up?

242
00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,520
‐ There's so much for me to
work with in that sentence,

243
00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:40,812
I may just fall over.

244
00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,773
‐ Yawn.
‐ What ya gots theres, Bonnies?

245
00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,650
‐ A lotta eggs, a lotta meat.

246
00:08:44,650 --> 00:08:45,692
‐ Eats, meats, repeats.

247
00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,110
‐ Love meat.

248
00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,571
‐ Same.
‐ Yawn.

249
00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,240
‐ I loves meats so much, I'd wears it.

250
00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:55,035
‐ Oh, like Lady Gaga at the 2010 MTV Video
Music Awards?

251
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:58,539
‐ Inspired by the Canadian
artist Jana Sterbak.

252
00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,082
‐ Was she really?

253
00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:01,667
‐ I too might have an
interest in wearing meat,

254
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:02,960
although, it would have to be cooked

255
00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,545
or at the very least cured.

256
00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:06,672
‐ Slip into a pair of boxer beefs.

257
00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:09,258
‐ There's only one cure for
the hangover hornies, Gailer.

258
00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:10,926
‐ Let's get hangover hammered.

259
00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,762
‐ Here we go now!

260
00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:15,013
[glasses clinking]

261
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,099
[glasses clattering]

262
00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:18,475
‐ Alright, GOAL‐stein!

263
00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,768
‐ Goldon Lightfoot.

264
00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,520
‐ Goldzie Hawn.
‐ Goldzie Howe!

265
00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,856
‐ Goldza Meir.

266
00:09:23,856 --> 00:09:26,775
First female Israeli Prime Minister...

267
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,068
‐ Sick.
‐ Tight.

268
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,486
‐ Hype. Alright, but listen,

269
00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,488
LK's already got a major
shortage of Jewish broads.

270
00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,323
I'm talking about single dijjies,

271
00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,158
and I'm pretty much
the only full Jew in town,

272
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,286
which puts me in a very
advantageous position.

273
00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:39,746
One that doesn't necessitate
you two goys coming in

274
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,665
and fucking with my raysh.

275
00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,292
‐ Did you just call us gays?
‐ Raysh?

276
00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,711
‐ "Goy" layman's term for non‐Jew

277
00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:47,254
and "raysh" as in ratio,

278
00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,756
as in I've got a hype
ratio going, all right?

279
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,133
I've been wheel‐snipe‐cellying

280
00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,885
like my Bar Mitzvah money hasn't run out,

281
00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:55,262
and I am not coming down from this chair.

282
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,847
‐ So, you're like full Jew then, hey, bud?

283
00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:57,848
‐ Schnoz and all, boys.

284
00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,601
‐ So you can't eat pig?
‐ I crush mad bacon, boys.

285
00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,686
‐ But don't Jews have to have
sex like Mennonites do,

286
00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:03,604
where there's a sheet

287
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,355
between them and
the girl they're smashing?

288
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,940
‐ I crush strictly non‐sheet snap, boys.

289
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,483
Don't get that twisted. And also,

290
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:11,695
do you guys really think that
all Jews are exactly alike?

291
00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:12,988
‐ We're here to learn, bro.

292
00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:15,616
‐ I know, and part of me still
wants to protect that raysh,

293
00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:18,160
but there's this little thing
in my religion
called a mitzvah,

294
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,745
the act of doing a selfless good deed

295
00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,246
out of the kindness of one's heart.

296
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,290
You're supposed to knock off
as many of these as you can.

297
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,459
You don't necessarily
actively pursue them,

298
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:28,795
they just somewhat
present themselves to you.

299
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,047
‐ So, we're your mitzvah boys?

300
00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,256
‐ Mitzvah men!

301
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,008
‐ Class is in session.

302
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,843
‐ Sick.
‐ Tight.

303
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,512
‐ Hype.

304
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,474
‐ Did you know Ibiza is
having a shortage of DJs?

305
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,975
‐ Should we go?

306
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,185
[sighing]

307
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,186
Stewart?

308
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:45,562
‐ You know what that was?

309
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,231
‐ A sigh.
‐ T'was.

310
00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:50,067
When was it we last ate?

311
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:52,319
‐ Um, must've been earlier tonight.

312
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,737
‐ It's tomorrow.

313
00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:55,072
‐ How can it be tomorrow if it's today?

314
00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,574
‐ The today you're
thinking of was yesterday.

315
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,826
‐ Today is yesterday?

316
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,828
‐ [sighs] What happened last night?

317
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,330
‐ You don't remember?

318
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,041
‐ I recall an exclusive conclave
of cartridge gaming.

319
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:10,087
‐ Mario Kart 64, 150cc
Acid Rainbow Road on repeat.

320
00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,505
Four hours. You were Peach.

321
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:12,798
‐ She is so fucking fine.

322
00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:14,091
‐ I was Toad.

323
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,592
‐ Did we do Banjo Kazoomers?

324
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,010
‐ No, no, no.

325
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,846
We've still got the mushrooms.

326
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:23,100
‐ So... what were we doing?

327
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,601
‐ Chasing the double dragon.

328
00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:27,312
[train whistle blowing]

329
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:30,941
‐ What we need, Roald...

330
00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,693
is sustenance.

331
00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,778
‐ I got Connor and Darien to
load rips on a model train.

332
00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:36,280
‐ I mean actual food.

333
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:39,199
‐ Well, Gail is hosting a post‐breakfast

334
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,701
pre‐lunch over at MoDean's.

335
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,536
‐ [scoffs] A brunch.

336
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,747
A feast for the Peter
Pan‐ian affected plebs.

337
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:48,667
The meager populace.

338
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,294
Roald?
‐ Stewart.

339
00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:52,671
‐ Let's brunch.

340
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,965
‐ I'll get our coats!
‐ Wait!

341
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,261
Let's do a train rip first.

342
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,638
‐ Choo‐choo.

343
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:06,560
‐ Starting to fill up.

344
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,228
‐ Could fill me up.

345
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,396
‐ Yawn.

346
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,939
‐ Have a shot.

347
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,275
‐ There must be four
separate people in here

348
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:15,444
wearing fedoras that
I've never seen before.

349
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:16,945
‐ That one's a trilbys.

350
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,530
‐ Wanna know what? That's why brunch is so

351
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,407
"Hmm."
‐ Yup.

352
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,701
WAYNE: Like, there's just something
so fuckin' city about it.

353
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,161
‐ Yeah. When have you ever heard somebody

354
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,413
from town say, "Let's do brunch."

355
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,042
Yeah, but you gotta make a buck.

356
00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,335
‐ You're exempted, cousint'.

357
00:12:31,335 --> 00:12:33,295
‐ Yeah, like, town people
don't say brunch,

358
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,130
just like town people don't wear fedoras.

359
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,007
‐ I know lots of town people
who wear fedoras.

360
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,800
‐ But do you care to?

361
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,470
‐ I don't have a problem with
people that eat brunch.

362
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,514
There's nothing wrong with
enjoying breakfast food

363
00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:45,182
slightly after lunch time.

364
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:48,268
My problem is with people that brunch.

365
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,937
‐ Yeah, it's the people that
want to make sure

366
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,356
everyone else knows they're doing brunch.

367
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:54,858
‐ It's like trying to make brunch a thing!

368
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:58,487
‐ Feel ya.
Ever been in the city on a
Saturday or Sunday morning?

369
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:00,989
There's line‐ups out the door for brunch.

370
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,616
‐ I'm told that's every day in Vancouver.

371
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,285
‐ Could make a good buck making eggs for
the people in line.

372
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,287
‐ Yeah, but, see, the people in
line wouldn't want 'em

373
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,916
because it's not about the eggs
for the people in line, it's about brunch.

374
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:14,378
‐ There is nothing cute
about standing in line on
a Sunday for six hours,

375
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,964
drinking your alcoholic
orange juice in aviators

376
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,633
eating off a $30 artisanal cheese board,

377
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,926
listening to gastro‐house.

378
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,306
‐ Atmospherica!

379
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,058
‐ Restaurantica!

380
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,434
‐ You're spare parts, bud.

381
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,020
DARY: You're overstock.

382
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,522
‐ You're clearance items on final sales.

383
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,066
‐ You're the marked down floor model

384
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:39,069
that won't even sell on Boxing Day, fuck.

385
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,113
‐ Um... 'sup?

386
00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:44,074
‐ I am Matrix‐style dodging your insults.

387
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:48,078
And guess what? It worked.
None of them hit me.

388
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:50,497
‐ Stewart! [groaning]

389
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,207
Some of the ricochet got me.

390
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,918
It's gettin' dark.

391
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,545
‐ What happened to civility?!

392
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:58,964
ROALD: It's gettin' real dark, Stewart.

393
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,509
‐ What happened to decency?!

394
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,344
‐ I need mouth‐to‐mouth, Cap.

395
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:12,019
‐ No man left behind!

396
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,897
DARY: Do you guys know there's
a shortage of rodeo clowns
at the Calgary Stampede?

397
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,107
STEWART:
Stay with me, Roald!
Stay with me!

398
00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:19,234
KATY: Maybe they should go.

399
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,112
‐ All right, this'll be
as easy as 123, abc,

400
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:23,906
aleph bet gimel dalet hay. How are ya now?

401
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,741
Good 'n' you? Good.
Ready to fuckin' learn.

402
00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:28,160
‐ Huh?
‐ Judaism 101.

403
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,036
Gonna give you boys The Rundown,

404
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,454
the short, William Scott version

405
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,914
'cause I don't have all day
here. Rock with me?

406
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,457
‐ All night.
‐ First off, Judaism,

407
00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:35,626
a very minor religion, only about

408
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:37,169
.2 percent of the world's
population are Jews,

409
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:39,296
and just about over
40 percent of them live in Israel.

410
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:40,339
Shout‐out to the homeland.

411
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,965
Although, small for a religion,

412
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,383
Judaism is influential as fuck.

413
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,469
‐ Like Kanye?
‐ Yeah like Kanye.

414
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:47,262
Mad small, mad influential.
So, right off the bat,

415
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,097
let's start with something you know.

416
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,557
The Jewish bible is called the Torah.

417
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,184
The Torah is what you
know as the Old Testament.

418
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,477
‐ Same shit.
‐ Same shit?

419
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:55,270
AVI: Same shit.
‐ Kinda lazy, no?

420
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,813
‐ No, mad hype. So, check it out.

421
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,774
There's this dude Abraham,
and after God goes around,

422
00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,442
and asks a bunch of other
dudes with other names

423
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,236
if they wanna be His chosen people,

424
00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:03,904
God lands on Abraham and is like, "Yo,

425
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:07,032
"wanna be my chosen people or
chosen guy?" Whatever.

426
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:09,076
‐ Sick.
‐ They strike up a deal and become boys.

427
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,702
And in exchange for following God,

428
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:12,579
Abraham will receive hype
land that he will rule,

429
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,790
as will his future generations to follow.

430
00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,500
‐ Is...
‐ ...rael.

431
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,502
That's the guy.
‐ Tight.

432
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:20,504
‐ Fast forward a little bit,
Abraham has two sons,

433
00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:22,089
one with his wife named Isaac,

434
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,007
and then, also at some point,
he smashes his slave

435
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,552
has this other kid named
Ishmael, who pretty much

436
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:28,387
goes on to birth what we know
today as Islam.

437
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:31,598
‐ Wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
So, Abraham had a wife?

438
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,475
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ But he also...

439
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,102
had sex with his hot slave?

440
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,436
‐ Never said she was hot.

441
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,938
‐ And then, this hot slave had a kid

442
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,898
who fucked off and started his own shit?

443
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,650
‐ Yes.

444
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,986
‐ That's pretty baller.
‐ Very baller shit.

445
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,487
‐ It's like Sopranos level baller.

446
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,780
‐ [as Tony Soprano:] Christopher...

447
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,699
‐ Gets even crazier.
God's like, "Yo, Abraham,

448
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:50,701
"I know you said you'd follow
me and be my boy 'n' shit,

449
00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,452
"but to further prove to me your loyalty,

450
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,329
"I need you to kill
your son Isaac for me."

451
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,164
‐ Uh‐uh.
‐ No way.

452
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,333
‐ For realsies, and just
as he's about to do it,

453
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,794
God's like, "No, my guy.
Just fucking with you.

454
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,796
"Just wanted to see if you were gonna
go through with it."

455
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,256
‐ Loyal as fuck.

456
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,300
‐ Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

457
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,177
‐ Basically, Jews will always prevail.

458
00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:10,804
‐ How?
‐ Well, we believe
it's 'cause we follow the simple rules:

459
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,890
we worship only one God,
we study the Torah

460
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,558
to further understand His brilliance,

461
00:16:14,558 --> 00:16:16,268
we procreate and make
new little baby Jews,

462
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:18,270
and we do hella mitzvahs.

463
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,354
‐ Mad mitzvahs.

464
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,440
‐ Basically comes down
to being good people,

465
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,025
doing good things things
out of the kindness

466
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,943
of your hearts and not merely
for your own benefit.

467
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:28,238
Hence, me risking my raysh by
welcoming you guys to JSwipe.

468
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,781
‐ Aww. Thanks, buddy.

469
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,075
‐ And furthermore,
educating you on Judaism,

470
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:35,078
so that you can flex knowledge
on/impress Jewish broads.

471
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,205
‐ Thanks, bro.

472
00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:39,291
‐ Got you. So... you're honorary Jews now.

473
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:40,792
When's your first mitzvah?

474
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,629
[hockey buzzer sounding]

475
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:52,137
‐ Holy fuck.

476
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:53,931
‐ Fuck a duck.

477
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:56,808
‐ This table's seeing
no shortage of fucks.

478
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,435
‐ Should we split?

479
00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,353
‐ I'd rock a nap...

480
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,522
‐ 'Kay.
‐ ...ish.

481
00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,400
‐ Sex.
‐ Sex.

482
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,653
BOTH: [whispering] Sex, sex, sex...

483
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,989
‐ Well... [sighing]
I'd hate to dine and dash,

484
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:13,116
but that's precisely what we'll do.

485
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:16,578
‐ Wanna try and beat Super Mario
1, 2 and 3 on original NES?

486
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,205
‐ [scoffs] Those games don't hold up.

487
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:21,208
Our palates have been spoiled by the speed
of modern gaming.

488
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,752
Original Nintendo is just far too slow.

489
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,087
‐ What if we add rips?

490
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:28,048
‐ Well... only one way to find out.

491
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,550
‐ Sex.
‐ Sex?

492
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:30,801
‐ Sex.
‐ Sex?

493
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:32,052
‐ Sex.

494
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,470
ROALD: Ya‐hoo!

495
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:37,808
‐ Well, I think there are three things

496
00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:41,270
that guarantee a good
hangover: hunger, horny...

497
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:43,105
‐ As hell.
‐ ...and hibernate.

498
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:45,190
‐ Boy howdy.

499
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,608
‐ You guys wanna watch Twisters?

500
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,151
‐ Ooh, Helen Hunt.

501
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,237
‐ Rest in power, Philip Seymour Hoffmans.

502
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,155
‐ And Bill Paxton.
‐ Is it on?

503
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,532
‐ I figure a baker's dozen channels

504
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:55,409
have it on loop 24 hours a day.

505
00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:57,369
KATY: They do.
‐ Prove it.

506
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,290
‐ I like this brunch program.

507
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:03,500
Finish mid‐afternoon and
close the business down

508
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,210
siesta style for a few hours.

509
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:08,630
Good luck with the hornies. Wait up!

510
00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:16,221
‐ Jim Dick‐Skins.

511
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:18,473
You, uh, hungover?

512
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,518
BOTH: [whispering] Sex, sex, sex...

513
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:22,769
Sex.

514
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,691
JONESY: Thanks, buddy.

515
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,278
‐ Boys, minutes into honorary Jewhood,

516
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,030
you're already rippin' hype mitvahs.

517
00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,324
Oh, good thinking,

518
00:18:35,324 --> 00:18:37,201
'cause you hate wheels on bags for adults,

519
00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:38,911
but these little bagel bites,
they kinda need them

520
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:40,996
'til they grow big enough
to carry their own gear.

521
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,665
‐ You're never too young to
carry your bag into the rink.

522
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,834
‐ If you can't carry
your bag into the rink,

523
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,836
you really shouldn't be playing hockey.

524
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:51,340
‐ Selfless acts, boys.
What do you say we go smash some JSwipe?

525
00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:57,179
‐ You know, we really appreciate
you risking your raysh for us.

526
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,640
JONESY: We'll just give you a head start.
REILLY: Yeah.

527
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,684
‐ Plenty to keep us busy right here.

528
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,562
‐ Like what?
JONESY: Go to Mommy.

529
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:10,317
‐ Sick.

530
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,777
‐ Tight.

531
00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:14,613
‐ Hype.

532
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,073
♪ "On" by The New Values playing ♪

533
00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:17,574
‐ ♪ No excuses, don't delay ♪

534
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,535
♪ See your face and you can't relate ♪

535
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:21,578
♪ On and on and on and on and ♪

536
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,705
♪ Step in line and take your place ♪

537
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,415
♪ Believe it or not,
you like it this way ♪

538
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,417
♪ Peace and love, it's good to be kind ♪

539
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,628
♪ On and on and on and on and on... ♪

540
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:32,214
[singing echoing indistinctly]

541
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:37,386
♪

542
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,229
♪ See the person, see the hate ♪

543
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,356
♪ See it coming a mile away ♪

544
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,316
♪ Any time you can't wait ♪

545
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,402
♪ On and on and on and on ♪

546
00:19:53,402 --> 00:19:55,070
♪ Wake up now, you're gonna be late ♪

547
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,655
♪ No excuses, don't delay ♪

548
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,532
♪ See your face and you can't relate ♪

549
00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:00,576
♪ On and on and on and on and ♪

550
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:02,661
♪ Step in line and take your place ♪

551
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:04,037
♪ Believe it or not,
you like it this way ♪

552
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,206
♪ Peace and love, it's good to be kind ♪

553
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:09,960
♪ On and on and on and on... ♪