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‐ You and your sweetie
were discussing your town

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the other day.

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‐ Did you know there's
a township in Pennsylvania

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called Letterkenny?

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‐ Hot off the presses.
‐ You didn't know that.

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‐ Did too.
‐ Did not.

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‐ Did too.
‐ You did not.

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‐ That's where Letterkenny Army Depot is.

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‐ Look at you.
‐ Good word. Letterkenny.

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Nice ring to it. Very functional.

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‐ Doesn't get much better‐kenny.

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‐ What's say we head down
to Gail's for breakfast?

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Bit brisk though. Perhaps you
should grab a sweater‐kenny.

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‐ Breakfast at Gail's
beats letter‐Denny's.

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‐ I'd buy that for a letter‐penny.

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‐ You should pinch your letter‐pennies

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or you'll be in debt‐erkenny.

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‐ Judging by that fancy
watch you got on

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maybe you're the one who should
pinch your letter‐pennies.

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‐ Hey, don't be fooled
by the watch that I got,

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I'm still letter‐Jenny from the block.

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‐ Don't need a lecture‐kenny.

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‐ Cito's got a new sweetie.
An Irish setter‐kenny.

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‐ Pure bred‐erkenny?

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‐ As opposed to what, inbred‐erkenny?

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‐ Fuck, Stormy's gonna
take a header‐kenny.

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‐ Hate how much setter's shedder‐kenny.

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‐ I ever tell you, I think you look
a little wee bit like the daughter

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of letter‐Lenny Kravitz?

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‐ I'll buy that for a letter‐penny!

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‐ That's what I said‐erkenny.

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‐ Have you seen my Eddie
Vedder‐kenny Live DVD?

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‐ What? The singer of
Yellow Ledbetter‐Kenny?

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‐ Mm‐hmm. It was right next to Dan's
letter‐Kenny Loggins CD.

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‐ I think he plays a Fender‐kenny.

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‐ Oh, letter‐Kenny gee whiz.

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‐ Did you know that Dan also
enjoys Simply Red‐erkenny?

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‐ And letter‐Benny Benassi.

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‐ Wait, I did seen it,
underneath another DVD.

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Judge Dredd‐erkenny.

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‐ Will you take this girl to bed‐erkenny?

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‐ I don't know.

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Letter‐can he?

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♪ theme music playing ♪

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‐ Wayne?

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‐ Dary.

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‐ Why are you parked
all the way back here?

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‐ What's the problem?
‐ There's a spot right over there.

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It's really close to the door.

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‐ Rock star's parkings what it's called.

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‐ Well, is there something
wrong with the spot we're in currently?

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‐ Well, no. It's just
a longer walk to the door.

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‐ Well, which leg did you break?

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‐ Well, it's‐‐ it's cold.

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‐ Sounds like your old man
shoulda kicked your ass

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another time or two.

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‐ Good buddies?

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‐ Good buddy.

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‐ To Dary's point, if rock
star's parking's availables,

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you should always takes
the rock star's parkings,

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and maybe gets yourselves
a lottery's ticket.

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‐ Well, okay, Dan. Dan, okay. What?

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So, some drunk nut sack
can stumble out of the bar,

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take a header into the truck?
Put a big ding in 'er?

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DARY: Hm.
‐ And okay, Dary. Dary, okay. What?

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So, a couple of drunk nut sacks
can come out of there pushing

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and shoving, bump into it and split?

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‐ Yeah.

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‐ Yeah. You're right, good buddy.

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‐ Well, you're God damn right I'm right.

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You gotta wake up pretty
early in the morning.

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‐ To what?

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‐ What?

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‐ You said I gotta wake up
pretty early in the morning.

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‐ Well, then you better wake up
pretty early in the morning.

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‐ To what?
‐ To‐‐

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To... if you wanna fool me.

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‐ I don't.

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‐ Well, what if you did?

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‐ Well, why'd I have to wake up
pretty early in the morning?

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‐ You‐‐ For if you wanna
sneak one past me, Bud.

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‐ What do you mean?

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‐ I mean you better wake up
pretty early in the morning.

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‐ To do what?

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‐ To if you want to outsmart me.

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‐ Outsmart you with what?

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‐ Well, doesn't matter.
I won't be outsmarted.

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‐ Well, I got no interest
in outsmarting you.

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‐ Well, you got interest in being smart,

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and I'll tell you, you're
cruising for a bruising.

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‐ Well, why do I gotta
wake up early in the morning

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just to outsmart you?

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‐ To‐‐ to if you want to beat
me at what I was gonna do.

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‐ Well, what were you gonna do?

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‐ Well, it doesn't matter. If you want
a head start on it

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you gotta wake up
pretty early in the morning.

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‐ Well, I'd have to wake up extra
early 'cause I don't want to

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skip "brefekst."
‐ Well, guess what?

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I'm serving knuckle
sandwiches for brefekst.

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‐ Good buddies?
‐ Good buddy.

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‐ You mights gets a ding in your
car if you parks up front.

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Sure. Sure, that's could happen.

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But, you know, back here's where fellers

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comes to takes a piss.

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‐ What are you saying, Squirrelly D?

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‐ Yeah, you might get piss
on your truck, good buddy.

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‐ Oh.

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Oh, I think you're right, good buddy.

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‐ Well, one's the lesser of two evils.

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‐ Yeah.

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‐ We just have to decides
which ones gets the edge.

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‐ Yeah.
‐ Well, it is a wee bit chilly.

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‐ Yeah.

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Yeah, it is a wee bit chilly. Good enough.

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‐ Hey!

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Learn how to fucking drive!

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[all laughing]

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♪ "Crunk" by Noahplause playing ♪

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‐ Aly‐cat.
‐ Stewart.

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‐ Bianca‐donk.
‐ Stewart.

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‐ I'm‐‐
‐ Stewart.

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‐ [chuckles] Roald!

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I'm making a comeback.

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‐ We're making a comeback.

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‐ [sighing] Correct.

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‐ We're the newest DJ duo on the scene.

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‐ Got the streets bubbling.
‐ You're gonna be DJs?

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‐ DJs fuck.
‐ Mm.

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‐ Mm‐hm.
‐ Mm.

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‐ Mm‐hm. So, what are you called?

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‐ I'm quite sure you
recall our previous collab.

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‐ Nope.
‐ The Hottest Sex Imaginable?

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‐ When.
‐ Now?

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‐ No, no, no!
That was the name of our band.

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‐ The Hottest Sex Imaginable?

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‐ The Hottest Sex Imaginable.

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‐ Might've heard of my lil'
side project Susan Serrated.

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‐ Roald.
‐ I thought you liked that name?

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‐ I don't.
‐ Stewart.

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‐ I love it.

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‐ So, what are you called now?

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‐ Connor. Darien.

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‐ 2cock Chakur?

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‐ Picture me rolling...
‐ Hail Mary.

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‐ Until the end of time.
‐ All eyes on me!

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I imagine they'll just call us 2cock.

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‐ Who's they?
‐ [scoffs] The streets.

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‐ Tanis actually hired us to
play her release party today.

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‐ What's she releasing?

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‐ ♪ You can get crunk in the club ♪

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KATY: Tanis?

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‐ Damn. You two look good.

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‐ Scorched Earth season, baby.
[slaps butt]

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Yoo!
‐ Get 'em fired up.

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‐ Great timing.

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'Skoden.

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‐ S'do dis.

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‐ Damn.
‐ You look good.

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‐ Hey, Hemsworth sisters.

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‐ NDN NRG?

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‐ Not sure that's PC, buddy.

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‐ Indian Energy. It's hilarious.

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‐ You said it.

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‐ All of the kids on the rez
have been obsessed

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with BROdude ever since
the senior tournament

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so I thought to myself, "What can I do?"

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‐ Learn how to fucking drive?
[all chuckling]

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‐ I hate leaving money on the table.

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So, NDN NRG was born.

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The kids are already hoovering it.

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‐ Looks a Timbit like
the BROdude logo, Tanis.

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‐ Mm, no, it doesn't.

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Also, I want to thank you, Gail,
for hosting the launch party.

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‐ Got you, girl.

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‐ Tanis, it does look a drill
bit like the BROdude logo.

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‐ No, I don't see it.

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‐ Don't think so? Not even a mosquito bit?

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‐ Nope.

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‐ Tassie.
‐ Cassie.

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‐ I'm Tassie.
‐ I'm Cassie.

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‐ Wow, boys. You have
really outdone yourselves.

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‐ Thanks.

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We couldn't find broads to wheel
within the 100km radius of Letterkenny

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that we hadn't already wheeled,

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so then I thought to myself,
"Well, what should we do?"

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‐ Learn how to fucking drive?
[hicks chuckling]

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‐ Go outside of the 100km range.

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It's so simple!

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‐ And then we remembered
that Tassie and Cassie‐‐

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‐ I'm Tassie.
‐ I'm Cassie.

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‐ We'll get 'er.

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‐ Tassie and Cassie gave up
their jobs for us over at BROdude.

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‐ We lost our jobs.

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‐ The best jobs we've ever had.

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‐ But all's well that
ends well, right, Cassie?

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‐ I'm Tassie.
‐ I'm Cassie.

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‐ We'll get 'er.

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[feedback squealing]

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‐ Figure it out!
‐ Je suis désolé!

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Gail's system is archaic.
‐ Fuck you, skid.

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‐ Connor! Darien! Quick! The banner.

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‐ 2cock Chakur?

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‐ They just call us 2cock.

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‐ Who's they?
‐ The streets.

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‐ Blasphemy.
‐ Sacrilege.

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‐ We know.
‐ And agree.

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‐ But...

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‐ So, why are you wearing the shirts?

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‐ They're up to 10k SoundCloud followers.

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‐ And you know what that means.

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‐ No.
‐ What?

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‐ Learn how to fucking drive.
[hicks chuckling]

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BOTH: All aboard that train.

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[both snapping fingers] Choo‐choo‐choo.

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[phone buzzing]

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[sighing]

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‐ I'm sick of these dudes already.

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‐ Should we try to be NDN NRG girls?

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‐ BROdude knock off? [scoffing]

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‐ What if we tell BROdude?

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‐ We could get our jobs back.

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BOTH: Should we do it?
We should do it.

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TANIS: Hey!

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DAN: Hey!

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Shut the fuck up and listen
to Tanis before

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I have to stick my shoes down your throat

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and turn you into a very
fashionable gender‐neutral

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pair of thigh‐high fucking boots.

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‐ Alright, I got some shit to say.

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But first, I want to thank
Gail for hosting us.

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Thank you, Gail.
[crowd cheering]

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‐ Got you, girl.

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‐ Now, with the recent
success of the Eagles

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on the national senior hockey stage,

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Auntie Tanis got a little bit of an idea.

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‐ Learn how to fucking drive?
[hicks chuckling]

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‐ The team needs an official sponsor.

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Something that contributes to the brand

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of this championship team.

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So, with that, I present to you.

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[clapping] Skids!

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‐ I know!

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‐ It's 2cock Chakur.
‐ Roald.

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[drumbeat sounding]

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♪ Native hip hop playing ♪

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♪

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[applauding, cheering]

248
00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:20,370
‐ Yes, and with the early success
of NDN NRG.

249
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,080
Tanis bought the Eagles.

250
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,832
[cheering]

251
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,876
‐ I did! I bought the Eagles!

252
00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:28,003
WOMAN: What the fuck is this?

253
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:31,089
Bye. Move. Basic.

254
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,927
Thanks for the heads up.

255
00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:38,096
Tits look great, but no regrets.

256
00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:40,724
Tanis?
‐ 'Sup?

257
00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:43,894
‐ Your logo looks just a Bits & Bites
like the BROdude logo.

258
00:10:46,522 --> 00:10:49,399
‐ Mmm... no.

259
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,818
‐ It looks more than a horse
bit like the BROdude logo.

260
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,532
‐ I‐‐ I don't see it.

261
00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:57,908
‐ Hmm.

262
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,912
Mm, tastes the same too.

263
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:04,081
‐ They all taste the same.
Get your head outta your ass.

264
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,749
‐ They do not all taste the same.

265
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,334
‐ Okay well then what're
you gonna do about it, Erin Brockovich?

266
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,628
‐ Learn how to fucking drive?
[hicks chuckling]

267
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,088
‐ Besides sue the moccasins off you?

268
00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:13,674
‐ You don't have to sue me to get
them off. What's your sign?

269
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:15,676
‐ Hm, I'll think of something.

270
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,680
Damn. You two look good.

271
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,351
Let's go.

272
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,480
‐ Anglais, s'il vous plait.

273
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,191
‐ We need to talk.
‐ About what?

274
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,694
‐ We'll be back.

275
00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:34,820
TANIS: Skids!
[claps hands]

276
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,947
‐ I know!
‐ It's 2cock.

277
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:37,698
‐ Roald.

278
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:39,116
‐ I'm not gonna fucking say that.

279
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,159
Alright, let's get fucking hammered!

280
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,870
[cheering]

281
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,122
♪ "So Deep" by MSTRKRFT playing ♪

282
00:11:58,594 --> 00:11:59,720
‐ Boys.
‐ Boys.

283
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,346
‐ Boys!
‐ Boys.

284
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:02,431
‐ Doing well I see.

285
00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:05,058
‐ Guess what we did.
‐ What's that?

286
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,894
‐ Started our own beer league team.

287
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,688
‐ Nice. Beer league checks
all the boxes, boys.

288
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,148
‐ Booze. Boys...

289
00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,318
‐ Yeah, I think that's
pretty much it, buddy.

290
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:16,486
‐ Booze and the boys.
Love beer league, boys.

291
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,613
‐ You're playing us this weekend.

292
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,239
‐ Good. Just don't work too hard.

293
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,075
‐ Yeah, no one likes a beer
league hero, boys. Relax.

294
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,995
‐ Don't worry about it. We phone
it straight the fuck in.

295
00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,705
‐ Good.
‐ Relax.

296
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,290
‐ But we got a guy
who can't be turned off.

297
00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:29,917
‐ No.
‐ Not‐‐

298
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,251
BOTH: Shoresy.

299
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,628
SHORESY: Give your balls a tug.

300
00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,505
‐ Wait, you know this guy?
SHORESY: Fuck yeah.

301
00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:37,758
Saw 'em at a Halloween party
dressed as the twins from
The Shining

302
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,135
and almost shot 'gurt
through my Dorothy skirt.

303
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,930
‐ [chuckling] You were dressed as
Dorothy for Halloween?

304
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,806
SHORESY: You bet. The dress
looked good on me,

305
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,725
but it'll look better on your
mum's bedroom floor,

306
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,852
you fucking loser.
‐ Fuck you, Shoresy.

307
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,772
‐ Fuck you, Jonesy. Your mom
wanted to go with me as Toto

308
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:54,441
but I said short trip,
you're already a fucking dog.

309
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,401
‐ Fuck you, Shoresy.
SHORESY: Fuck you, Reilly.

310
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,737
Your mom got refused
entry to that party for

311
00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,239
coming in blackface.

312
00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:03,116
Glad I came in blackface
before we left her bungalow.

313
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,243
‐ Fuck you, Shoresy!

314
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:05,536
‐ Were you really taking down their moms?

315
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:06,912
‐ No!
SHORESY: Fuck you, Reilly.

316
00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:07,871
I'd still be with her,

317
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,541
but she ignored Lacy and Macy's safe word.

318
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:11,959
‐ It's Tassie.
‐ And Cassie.

319
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,126
‐ So, it is true.

320
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:13,961
‐ No!

321
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,796
‐ Fuck you, Jonesy. I dumped your mom

322
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,507
and she sent me flowers
like I'm a fucking broad.

323
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:19,591
‐ Fuck you, Shoresy.

324
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,719
‐ Fuck you, Reilly. Your mom said
she'd do anything to get me back

325
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,054
so I've got
her running around town

326
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,597
on my Pokémon Go.

327
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,516
‐ Fuck you, Shoresy! We're done.

328
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,518
‐ Fuck you, Jonesy.
How do you think I feel?

329
00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,436
I gotta fuck your mom one more time

330
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,522
because she's still got my
Game Boy Color.

331
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,566
BOTH: Fuck!
SHORESY: Fucking Pokémons,

332
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,192
gotta catch 'em all, you piece of shit.

333
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:43,073
‐ ♪ She's got sugar on the inside ♪

334
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:46,535
♪ Honey so sweet that money can't buy ♪

335
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:49,913
♪ She's got sugar on the inside ♪

336
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,960
‐ You worried about The Devil Wears Prada?

337
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,461
‐ [scoffing] No.

338
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,213
Thanks for shaking it out there.

339
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,048
‐ What if she tries to sue you?

340
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:03,802
‐ Global corporation tries
to take down a First Nations
mom and pop shop?

341
00:14:03,802 --> 00:14:05,262
I'd like to see her try.

342
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:07,514
Besides, I'm Mohawk. I'm Bear Clan.

343
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,100
This logo is ours.
‐ Careful, Auntie.

344
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,769
‐ Listen, Shark Tank can come
after us if she wants to,

345
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,021
but you know what we're gonna do?

346
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,314
DAN: Learn how to fucking drive?

347
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:15,981
[hicks chuckling]

348
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:18,150
‐ Enjoy our day with our championship team

349
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,694
and our championship drink.

350
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:25,574
‐ ♪ She's got sugar on the inside ♪

351
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:29,953
♪ She's got sugar
on the inside ♪

352
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,039
[whistling]
[music stops]

353
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,040
‐ Good sound.

354
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,499
‐ [scoffing] Duh.

355
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,542
‐ What are you called?

356
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,169
‐ 2cock Chakur.

357
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,880
‐ That is the stupidest
name I've ever heard.

358
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,466
‐ Just 2cock.
‐ The kids will love it.

359
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:45,511
‐ They already do.
‐ So do the ladies.

360
00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,553
‐ Let's talk.

361
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,098
[both laughing]

362
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,892
‐ What? Did you come to sue
the mukluks off me?

363
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:54,853
‐ I said moccasins, and come on,
global corporation

364
00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,730
takes down First Nations mom and pop shop?

365
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:57,648
How would that look?

366
00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:59,608
‐ Hm, I like the way you think.

367
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:01,026
‐ I can't poop your party that way.

368
00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,612
‐ Lovely. Later.
‐ But guess what I can do?

369
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:06,156
‐ Learn how to fucking drive?
[hicks chuckling]

370
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:09,117
‐ Hurt you. Much worse. In other ways.

371
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,329
The Kerry County Eagles First
Nations Senior Hockey Team.

372
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:15,666
‐ Championship First Nations
senior hockey team.

373
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,835
‐ About that...

374
00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:19,628
‐ Your rez's rules state
that in order to play

375
00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,797
for the Native team, you must be Native.

376
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,966
You sure all your players are Native?

377
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:27,302
‐ Listen, it chaps my ass more
than anyone's that everyone

378
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,513
and their fucking dog is part Native now,

379
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:31,682
but read the
Canadian Indian Act, alright?

380
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,851
‐ Oh, hm. Well.

381
00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:37,104
How about I read some
Ancestry.com results instead?

382
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,649
Reilly, Jones, and Shore.

383
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,568
Are they triplets or something?

384
00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:45,779
‐ [chuckling] Yeah, triplets with
all different last names?

385
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,406
‐ Fucking idiot.

386
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:49,700
‐ Oh, I just ask because

387
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:53,453
their Ancestry.com results are identical.

388
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,413
‐ What?

389
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,873
‐ Huh?
‐ How?

390
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,292
‐ Because the DNA submitted for
all three of them

391
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,334
was the same.

392
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,046
‐ It's like the shotguns are cocks.

393
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,715
[both laughing]

394
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,388
The directions said to spit
in a cup and send it in.

395
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,182
‐ So we spit in the cup
like the directions said.

396
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,684
‐ You spit in separate cups, right?

397
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:16,518
BOTH: Yes!

398
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,521
‐ It said just spit in
the cup and then send it in!

399
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,523
‐ So, we spit in the cup and sent it in!

400
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,900
‐ You sent it in?

401
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,820
Who sent it in?

402
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,280
BOTH: Shoresy.

403
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,239
[sighing]

404
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,993
BOTH: Shoresy!

405
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:38,207
‐ As official sponsor
of the National Senior
Hockey Championship,

406
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:39,917
until it is determined

407
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:43,837
whose DNA was submitted
for all three players,

408
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:48,008
I must revoke the Kerry County
Eagles championship status.

409
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,259
‐ No.

410
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,093
ALL: No.

411
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:53,931
BOTH: No!

412
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:56,475
‐ Good luck building your brand
on the backs of disgraced

413
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:59,436
former National Senior Hockey Champions,

414
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,813
the conniving Kerry County Eagles.

415
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,106
JJ.

416
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:08,737
‐ That cup belonged to
the Tree River Lakers.

417
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,239
‐ Fucking Tree Rivers.

418
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:13,951
[crowd gasping]

419
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:15,536
‐ Reilly! Jones!

420
00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:19,248
Remember when I said this
hat belonged on the head

421
00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,749
of a real athlete?

422
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:23,335
Not washed up never‐have‐been
taking a victory lap

423
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,211
through whale shit?

424
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,254
BOTH: Yeah.

425
00:17:25,254 --> 00:17:27,214
‐ Well, here's what that looks like.

426
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:29,967
‐ Je t'ai dit qu'il fallait qu'on parle.

427
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,969
‐ Anglais, s'il vous plait.

428
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:34,096
‐ I have a new boyfriend.
‐ Oh?

429
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,514
‐ I wanted you to hear it from me.

430
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:36,265
‐ 'Kay.

431
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,142
‐ Katy, I have a new boyfriend.

432
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,018
‐ Oh?

433
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,770
‐ I wanted you to hear it from me.

434
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:42,938
‐ 'Kay.

435
00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:52,573
[chuckling]

436
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,034
[kissing]

437
00:17:57,369 --> 00:17:59,705
‐ Excuse me. Hi, yeah.

438
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:02,040
Would that be your car that's
parked all snugged up

439
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,544
against the back door
blocking the fire exit?

440
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:08,255
Learn how to fucking drive!

441
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,009
‐ Where's Wayne?

442
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:14,845
♪ "Lola Stars and Stripes"
by The Stills playing ♪

443
00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:18,265
♪

444
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:56,053
‐ ♪ We all need to feel secure ♪

445
00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:59,181
♪ We're so middle class ♪

446
00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:04,561
♪ But I'm still waiting for next week's ♪

447
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:08,065
♪ Chemical blast ♪

448
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:10,943
♪