1 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,340 Are you ready? I hope you’re ready! 2 00:00:08,340 --> 00:00:11,401 Because I’m definitely ready! What am I ready for? 3 00:00:11,530 --> 00:00:14,919 I’ll tell you what I’m ready for. I’m ready for you TV producers 4 00:00:14,919 --> 00:00:19,019 to give me my own show. Ah. Ginger ! Pay attention! 5 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:23,340 Sorry Tom, not sorry. Okay, here it is! 6 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:27,060 The Talking Tom Reality TV Show Audition Video! 7 00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:37,020 Now, I’m not gonna come on here and be like: 8 00:00:37,030 --> 00:00:40,649 “Oh producers, please, please, please, give me a reality show!” 9 00:00:40,649 --> 00:00:45,320 No. I don’t need to do that. Why? Because I know when you see my 10 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:48,320 friends and my cool life, you’re gonna be like... 11 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:52,060 “Oh Tom, please, please, please let us give you a reality show.” 12 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:55,899 Hey, I’m probably being paranoid, but I just wanted to make sure 13 00:00:55,899 --> 00:00:59,059 you knew I was kidding when I was acting like you were gonna be 14 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:05,400 begging me to do a reality show okay? Okay. And cut! Thanks Ginger. 15 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,010 Tom! Hey Angela! 16 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:11,940 I got here as quickly as I could. Your message said it was urgent. 17 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:13,640 Is everything OK? 18 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,940 Yes, I am finally filming my Reality Show Audition Tape. 19 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,460 Oh, not really interested… 20 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,340 Uhu. Now Angela, I need you to check the acoustics for our new 21 00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:23,860 reality TV confession booth! 22 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,900 Tom it’s a bathroom! 23 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,020 Well, yeah! People sound great in the bathroom! 24 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:29,280 That’s why they sing in the shower. 25 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,460 There is no shower in here, there’s just a toilet! 26 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:35,580 Shower, toilet, use your imagination! 27 00:01:35,740 --> 00:01:39,580 What? Use my imagination? Are you kidding me right now? 28 00:01:39,860 --> 00:01:43,700 That’s our Angela. She’s not only my good friend, but she is also… 29 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:46,800 kind of a pop star. You might even know some of her songs. 30 00:01:49,220 --> 00:01:53,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh baby, baby... 31 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,800 “Yeah, yeah, baby, baby?” 32 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,440 Why don’t you sing one of your songs? 33 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,200 I love Tom! But my manager thought 34 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,640 it might hurt my career to sing one of my real songs 35 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,500 on his crazy audition tape. 36 00:02:07,340 --> 00:02:09,080 As you can see, this is no 37 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:13,580 ordinary neighbourhood garage. It’s what we call “The studio”, 38 00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:16,420 and it’s where I produce games and songs and apps with my 39 00:02:16,420 --> 00:02:19,880 best friend and business partner, Ben. Hey Ben! 40 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:25,440 Tom! Please tell me that camera isn’t recording. 41 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:29,560 Are you kidding me? That was reality TV gold! 42 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:39,530 Ben here is the owner of all this high tech expensive equipment. 43 00:02:39,530 --> 00:02:42,660 Correct, Tom. So don’t you dare touch it. 44 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:45,310 Ben’s mom won’t let him keep the stuff at his house because a few 45 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:50,200 too many -- shall we say --ahem -- “power surges” caused a few too many -- shall 46 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,200 we say -- “the house fires.” 47 00:02:55,660 --> 00:02:59,340 Not really my fault. Our electricity grid badly needs an upgrade. 48 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:02,880 So Ben, can you tell us what kind of mind-blowing, 49 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,260 life-changing, high-tech invention you’re working on? 50 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,820 I can, but I don’t see the reason why I would. 51 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,460 Oh, come on Ben, tell us what it does! 52 00:03:11,460 --> 00:03:15,569 Well, if you must know, this is a squirting flower joke app. 53 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:17,980 Uuh! What’s that button? 54 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,660 No no no no! Don’t push it! 55 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:21,740 It doesn’t even work! 56 00:03:21,740 --> 00:03:23,100 Well it should. 57 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:31,240 Haha now, that is the funniest thing I have ever seen you do. 58 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,930 What do you mean, I’m often very funny. 59 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,120 Ahhh... not really. I Am so? 60 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:38,860 No. Ah...Nope. 61 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,580 You, reality show producers, 62 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:46,160 You should know the following: Yes, I’m a tech genius, but I also 63 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:51,140 possess a well-rounded personality. For example, I can be whimsical. 64 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,060 I’m often spontaneous. 65 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:57,180 I’m organized… 66 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,240 In a fun way! 67 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:02,060 And most of all, I’m humorous. 68 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:04,879 You’re humorous? 69 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,580 What? You don’t think I’m funny? 70 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:10,700 You know what? Forget I said anything. Oh, nononono, you’re not leaving 71 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:14,010 until I have shown everyone that I am more than just the brains of 72 00:04:14,010 --> 00:04:16,710 this operation. Please don’t. 73 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:21,341 Hello viewer, prepare to laugh at the following standup comedy 74 00:04:21,350 --> 00:04:22,510 humour presentation. 75 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:24,740 Joke number one: 76 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:30,390 So yesterday I flew in from the west coast, and boy are my arms tired? 77 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,880 So you see, Tom, the word “flew” has two different meanings... 78 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:46,220 Ben! If a joke is funny you don’t need to explain why it’s funny! 79 00:04:46,910 --> 00:04:51,110 Stop it, Tom, you’re embarrassing yourself. I have studied a lot more 80 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:53,550 comedy than you have...Good day! 81 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:55,940 Oh of course, the best comedy comes from a spread sheet! 82 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,500 What are those two bickering about? 83 00:04:58,910 --> 00:05:01,790 Do they think that’s gonna impress the Producers? 84 00:05:01,820 --> 00:05:05,700 And why am I talking to you instead of talking directly to them? 85 00:05:07,270 --> 00:05:09,410 Huh ? ... Take over! 86 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:15,940 Ehm…Hi! I’m Tom’s roommate Hank. 87 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:21,560 Ehm.. I’ve seen every sitcom made from 1986 to 1994... 88 00:05:23,340 --> 00:05:27,420 And… in France I’m called Honk! 89 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:33,100 Ginger? Oh Ginger? 90 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,160 Ginger it’s your turn to talk! 91 00:05:37,220 --> 00:05:39,100 In a minute, I’m almost done... 92 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:40,600 Hey, that’s my phone! 93 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:43,220 I told you if you don’t behave, I’m gonna send you home... 94 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:47,140 I’m sorry, Hank. Give me another chance, I’ll be good. 95 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,400 Well...Okay. 96 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:56,140 Hi, everybody. My name is Ginger, and I’m seven years old! 97 00:05:56,320 --> 00:06:00,660 And when I grow up I wanna be just like my role model: Hank! 98 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:04,260 Aww, I’m the only one who disciplines the kid... 99 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:07,010 That’s why he looks up to me -- Hey! Give me that! 100 00:06:07,010 --> 00:06:08,430 Ginger, Ginger, get back here with my phone! 101 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:12,419 Have a seat on the couch and tell the producers about yourself. 102 00:06:12,419 --> 00:06:16,660 Tom, you start. I’m what people call a visionary... 103 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:20,210 Some days I wake up and think, “Let’s see, today I’m gonna 104 00:06:20,210 --> 00:06:23,370 design a hot air balloon that can land on a passing asteroid.” 105 00:06:23,370 --> 00:06:25,690 Except a hot air balloon can’t fly in space… 106 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,979 That’s a minor detail. Comments like that prove that 107 00:06:28,979 --> 00:06:31,439 you’re just not a visionary. And you’re not a scientist. 108 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:36,080 You two are a great team. Tell us about some of the apps you’ve created. 109 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,860 Oh! Tell her about the “Ray Ray”. 110 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:42,570 Oh why did you bring that up? The “Ray Ray” was an app 111 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:46,280 that used bursts of microwaves to locate people nearby named Ray. 112 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:50,169 Wow! Nobody needs that. Well, maybe we should talk about 113 00:06:50,169 --> 00:06:53,220 “Cook My Salmon” –- the app that makes your phone so hot 114 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:56,600 it can cook salmon. Which totally worked, 115 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,790 it just drained your battery. Ben it set your pants on fire… 116 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:02,730 Really guys? So, tell us how you first met. 117 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:05,460 Well, it was like a million years ago... 118 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:10,080 No it was eight point three years ago. 119 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:16,320 Cool! 120 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:18,480 Eight point three? 121 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,460 You are talking nonsense! 122 00:07:20,580 --> 00:07:23,120 Nonsense? You’re the king of nonsense! 123 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,540 I am literally a hologram of positivity. 124 00:07:30,070 --> 00:07:34,310 No, the vibe I’m going for here is... “everyone’s got their own whatchamacallit.” 125 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:37,560 So Tom, is there anything about Ben 126 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:40,280 that gets on your nerves? Hmmm... 127 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:45,210 Don’t touch that! Don’t touch my computer screen. 128 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:47,510 Now you’re touching me! 129 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,880 Now, who wouldn’t wanna watch that on TV? 130 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,350 That’s it ! I am never going 131 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,300 to work with you again! 132 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,320 Hey Tom! How’s it going? 133 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,560 Not so good... I don’t think my video is good enough 134 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,030 to convince the TV producers to give me a reality show. 135 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:12,360 Then just turn it into a very special Christmas audition video. 136 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,419 Would that work? Do you know that show 137 00:08:14,419 --> 00:08:18,580 “The Hermit Housewives of the Aran Islands”? Sure, everyone does! 138 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:22,580 They were almost cancelled. And then they turned every episode 139 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:27,009 into a very special Christmas special. Would that work for us? 140 00:08:27,009 --> 00:08:29,769 Don’t ask me, ask this guy! 141 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,920 Somebody called Santa? 142 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:43,779 HOHOHO! Where did he come from? 143 00:08:44,259 --> 00:08:48,119 Okay Ginger. Cue ‘The snow’! And… Action! 144 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,820 This season children all over the world are going to be asking me for 145 00:08:52,829 --> 00:08:57,600 the same thing. Santa, they’re saying, all I want is to see a reality show 146 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:01,259 starring Talking Tom and his friends. Hey, what is this? 147 00:09:01,259 --> 00:09:04,139 It’s a public service announcement... for children who want me to 148 00:09:04,139 --> 00:09:07,139 get my own reality show. Kids watch enough TV! 149 00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:11,440 No, my show will be good! It will be like a Christmas miracle. 150 00:09:11,779 --> 00:09:14,569 But I’m not sure the TV producers will like it. 151 00:09:14,569 --> 00:09:18,499 What do you need a TV producer for? To make all my dreams come true? 152 00:09:18,499 --> 00:09:23,110 HO HO HO! Good one, Tom! You don’t need some out-dated 153 00:09:23,110 --> 00:09:26,920 washed-up TV producer to make your own reality TV show. 154 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,620 I don’t? 155 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:35,060 No, all you need is a video camera, a computer and a bunch of crazy goof-ball friends… 156 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,880 Which you definitely have… I do? 157 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:45,280 HoHoHo. Yes, you do! So just make the show yourself. 158 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:51,790 I can do that. Thanks, Santa! This may be the best Christmas ever. 159 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:04,740 Angela, come sing with us! 160 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:08,900 Anybody has seen Angela? 161 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,910 Until that awful singing stops, I’m staying right in here with you, 162 00:10:12,910 --> 00:10:14,770 “Confession Camera.” You’re welcome. 163 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,420 Santa, Santa! 164 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:21,760 Santa wait! You forgot my Christmas list! 165 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:25,540 Hoho! 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