[wind howling]
[rattling]
-Yikes, it is rough out there. -[Ginger humming]
Good thing we have nothing to do and nowhere to be.
Hah! Lazy Monday, baby!
Yep. It's the best holiday-we-made-up of the year!
You know, I'm uncomfortable putting off work.
But if you're following my 10 steps of relaxation...
-Oh, boy. -...it can improve your brainpower.
Ugh.
Way to make being lazy sound like a chore, Ben.
I'm just saying, I'm coming around to the idea
that taking a day off won't cause some massive disaster!
Huh?
-Holy raviolis. -[wind howling]
[Hank] Uh-oh.
-What happened to this place? -[clatter]
[grunts] It looks like it went upside down and downside up again!
-I can explain. -Grr.
It's Lazy Monday, so we can't do "chores" or "jobs" or "anything."
But, you know, tomorrow--
Don't talk to me about tomorrow!
A guy from Impressive Landlords Monthly
is coming today to take pictures of this place!
-Hmm. -That's why I loaned you--
-[chiming] -[gasps]
My priceless antique grandfather clock!
This is supposed to be the piece that fancies up the whole garage!
You loafers better clean all this before the photo man arrives.
Or you're out of here...
-for good! -[bucket clatters]
[all gasp]
[intro music playing]
Aah!
[crowd cheering]
[all laughing]
Oh!
This goes against everything Lazy Monday stands for!
Sitting, and lying down, and never standing!
-"Lazy Monday" is over. -[groaning]
Now, come on, the Landlord will evict us if we don't start cleaning!
Don't turn your back on everything we believe in!
You must have some techno-vention that can help us.
Mmm.
Ginger, being lazy is not everything I believe in.
-Huh? -[all whinning]
Come on.
Hmm... OK, fine.
-[clatters] -Huh?
[creaking loudly]
This! This is the Flat Jack!
I created it so students could fit more books in their backpacks.
But it can also compress this mess. Let's observe.
-[humming] Hah! -[all] Ooh! Wow!
Wow!
OK, this is awesome.
If we use this, we can stack the whole mess like a pile of paper.
-Easy as pie! -Not quite.
We need to create a system to organize this place like a big filing cabinet.
Boring! Let's smash the trash!
[grunts]
[chuckles] Nice!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Let me try!
-[whirrs] -Oh...
Hold on! We have to be efficient about our cleaning.
Good point.
If we just stuff everything in there at once we can finish right away
and get back to our lazy holiday! Come on!
-Oh, no... -Great idea, you guys!
[Ben screaming]
Stop!
It's not meant to handle all that at once! You'll overload the machine!
[blaring]
[birds chirping]
-[zapping] -[all scream]
[crinkling]
-What is going on? -Oh, no.
I'm missing my sideways!
We all are!
You boneheads wouldn't stop being lazy around dangerous technology,
and now you've flattened this entire room!
Yeah, this is weird. But look on the bright side.
-[Angela] Huh? -Everything is flat.
So we can push this mess into a pile and be done cleaning!
Whoo! It's a Lazy Monday miracle!
Plus, while we're flat, there are even more options for lounging.
-Aah. -[chuckles]
[all sighing]
You're still going to goof off?
Why not? We have tons of time now.
-[all cheer] -[rumbling]
[all screaming]
Save that clock!
If we lose it, the Landlord will never forgive us!
Help! My body thinks it's a kite!
-[grunting] -Gotcha, Ginger!
Ben, pull us back in!
It's too dangerous!
Let go of the clock before it drags you outside!
But then we'll get evicted!
You should have warned us this could have happened with your machine!
[sputters] What? I did!
But you wouldn't give up on your made-up holiday!
-Oh, no! -[screaming]
[grunts] My machine!
I need to reverse this...
[gasps] No, no, no!
[all screaming]
[groans] We're getting evicted, aren't we?
-Maybe not. I see the clock! -[chimes]
We just have to get down to it!
[grunting]
This is too hard! Ben, do you have another invention to fix this mess?
[panting]
Where's Ben?
The wind must have carried him in a different direction!
[gasps] Oh, no.
Sorry, guys. Our day of doing nothing has turned into a disaster.
Man, Lazy Monday was going so well.
Remember when Hank lazily got rid of that bologna earlier today?
Do I?! That was a proud moment in not getting off my butt.
Huh? Hmm... Yeah.
Well, that won't get us down to-- Wait. Maybe it will!
Let's be like bologna and catch that clock!
-[grunting] -Ooh!
[all grunting]
[wind howling]
-[clatters] -[sighs]
Science diary, chapter 82.
Being flattened is going to take some getting used to.
Movement is far more difficult this way.
Huh? Ugh.
[sighs]
-[paper rustling] -Hm?
Hm?
[mumbling] Aah!
Math, you've done it again!
[yelling]
Look! [grunts]
There's too much wind.
I know!
[woman yelling]
Wha-- Hey, Ginger!
Remember this morning when Tom asked you to pass him that take-out menu?
[grunting]
Huh.
Laziness, you've done it again!
[yelling]
[vehicles honking]
Um, how are we going to cross the street without getting flattened?
Hmm. Remember when we all lazily decided to play old video games?
[computer games music playing]
[grunting]
Hmm.
[yells]
[grunts]
[yells]
-Yeah, I'm OK! -[all sigh]
Now let's get back to the garage before the Landlord gets there.
Let's get lazy!
[music playing]
-[Ginger] Hup! -[all] Whoo-hoo!
We're home! Soon, we'll be--
Oh.
-[all gasp] -No!
The Landlord must have hired a yard crew for the photo shoot!
-Why is the world so dangerous? -That's a question I ask a lot.
[laughing] Hah!
Wow!
How did you learn to move like that?
I calculated flat physics. Hoop!
-Wa-hoo. Hah! -[Ginger] Wow!
Thank you, thank you-- Wait.
How did you all get the clock back and get home?
Did you finally stop lazing around?
Nope! We used laziness to solve problems!
Of course you did.
[all laugh]
-[Ben] I'm so glad you made it! -Yeah!
I figured out how to get past our lawn and get home.
But I couldn't do it alone! Look!
Huh?
-Mm. -Uh...
We're a big paper airplane!
Weird. Oh. Ooh. I think my foot is in Hank's eye.
-I think my foot is also in my eye. -Uh-oh.
You won't be able to see the grandfather clock, it's inside...
No time to worry about feet now. We're flying home on three.
One-- Aah! Two and three!
[all screaming]
Wow! This is incredible!
Yeah, it is! Go left!
[all screaming]
-Oh! -[Tom] Aah!
Stay on target.
Do a barrel roll!
[all cheering]
[machine beeps]
-Whoo! -Yeah!
[clock chiming]
Yay!
Ben, you're a genius!
I mean, I'll admit, that was an awesome way not to be lazy.
-[laughs] Yeah! Huh? -[rumbling]
[all whimpering]
-[bell rings] -Uh-oh.
-[clatters] -[Landlord screams]
[grunts, gasps]
Um, we tried to clean. But e-everything got flat,
-and then there was wind, and-- -Enough excuses!
You obviously spent the whole day doing nothing!
-Well, you'll have plenty of time-- -I love this room!
-Oh! -Huh?
So many landlords try to show us these perfect places.
It feels boring. It feels fake. But this? This is exciting.
It's real!
I especially love the daring angle on that grandfather clock!
Oh. [laughs]
[both laughing]
So I guess we're not evicted?
Not this time. We were lucky.
But there's still no substitute for hard work.
Yeah.