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[Angela humming]

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[clinking]

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[sniffs, crying]]

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Ginger, why the long face?

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You look like the saddest cowpoke
in the west.

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Today is my school's family field trip
to the dude ranch,

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and my parents had to leave town
for work.

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So I can't go!

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[slurps, whimpers]

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But hey, the dude ranch isn't so great.

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It's hot, the tech leaves
much to be desired,

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and it smells like dust.

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Nice try, Ben.

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My dad and I were gonna win
the father-son bean bag shootout.

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[crowd cheering]

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I've been bragging to my friends
about how I was gonna crush them!

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Now the only crushed thing
is my dreams.

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Too bad you don't know
any other responsible adults

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who can take you.

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Ah!

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We can be your parents for the day!

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You'd really do that for me?

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Let me put it this way. Ta-da!

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Then let's mosey on out
and hit the ol' dusty trail!

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-Because family fun awaits us!
-Yes!

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[intro music playing]

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Aah!

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[crowd cheering]

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[all laughing]

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[all laughing]

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Howdy, Ronnie.

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Howdy, Ginger!

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Ready to get beaned?

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Hmph! All right.

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-Meet my dad!
-[laughs]

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[roars, laughs]

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Whatever, Ronnie. My fake dad, Tom,
and I are gonna kick your butt!

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Easy, boys.
The shootout isn't until high sundown.

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There's a lot more dude ranch
to do before then.

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I want to ride the mechanical bull!

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I wouldn't say no
to a refreshing sarsaparilla.

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Hang on, everyone.
We should ask Ginger what he'd like to do.

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After all, this day is all about-- Roy?

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[playing the guitar]

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♪ Where seldom is heard ♪

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♪ A discouraging word ♪

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♪ And the skies are not cloudy all day! ♪

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[cheering and applause]]

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-Howdy, Roy.
-Hey, my favorite neighbors!

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Heh, what brings you 'round these parts?

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Well, Ginger's parents couldn't take him
on this trip, so I kindly stepped up

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to make sure
that he has the best day ever.

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Whoa, that's so nice!
And really similar to what I'm doing.

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I asked the school
if they needed a chaperone,

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you know, to come make sure
the kids have fun.

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In a way,
it's like I'm dad to all of 'em.

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Wow, Roy.
That sounds super rewarding.

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Well, I don't do it for the rewards.
But I'll always take your compliments.

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[growls]

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Tom, you're not about to get
all distracted by Roy again, right?

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You know that usually
does not end well.

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I was-- You're right.

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Roy, today isn't about us.

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I completely agree, Tom-o!

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I'm glad you don't think
I'm volunteering here

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to cover up something evil that I'm doing.

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Obviously that would be silly,
wouldn't it?

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Now, the key to tossing horseshoes
is throwing it up, but not out.

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Hmm... [effort grunts]]

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-Yes!
-[Ginger] Whoa!

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OK, my turn!

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[grunts]

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[man in the restroom] Hey! Occupado!

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You're getting better. No one got
bashed in the knee that time.

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[humming] Haha! Hm?

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-[cheering]
-[guitar music playing]

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[gasps]

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[Roy] All right, let's get lunch!

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What are you up to now, Roy?
[gasps]

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Tom! Check this out!
I caught a real tumbleweed.

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-Ooh, What do you have there?
-Not something Roy dropped!

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-Because I have not been following him...
-[both] Hmm.

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OK, all right, I know, I know, I know,
I shouldn't get distracted by Roy.

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But look at this!

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[both gasp]

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-An X!
-It's a map of the ranch.

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Why would Roy have this?
We have to find out what's going on.

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-So let's just pop out really fast--
-[Ginger] Tom?

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-Are you going somewhere?
-Hey there, kiddo.

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Uh, listen, um,

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something important came up
and I have to run out for a little while.

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But... what about
the bean bag shootout?

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I'm gonna be back in time.
I promise.

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[sighs]

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-[clears throat]
-Sorry.

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[birds squawking]

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[panting]

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Ah! It's so hot!

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Does that map say
if there's an ice cream stand

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with a really comfortable couch
in the area?

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Tom, you promised Ginger you'd
be back in time for the bean bag battle.

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[laughs]

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[gasps] Wait. There is somebody out there!

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Huh?

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Ah-ha!

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[Roy chuckles]

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[Roy] Tom, you are turning out
to be quite the pebble in my shoe.

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Oooh, what am I up to, huh?

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Roy! Where are you?

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[Roy chuckles]

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Catch me!

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What did you see, Tom?
A jackalope?

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It was Roy! He's up to something.

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Come on, follow me!

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[sighs]

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Ginger, check out the costumes
they let you wear in the old-timey photos!

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[indistinct chatter]

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I'm a cactus!

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[sighs]

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What's wrong?

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My parents ditched me
and now Tom ditched me too.

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Tom will be back in time.
And if he isn't... I'll be your partner!

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Uh, um... Heh. Oops, sorry.

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Uh, I just have to get out
of this costume first.

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Uh, ow! Oh.
Well, this is a bit of a pickle.

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Come on, Tom. Where are you?

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Ah! Ow! Ooh! Ah!

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Roy! Where are you?

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[Ben] I know you don't want to hear this,

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but maybe he didn't go
into the dark and creepy mine?

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That can't be true. We're not
losing him now. We're so close!

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-Argh!
-[metal clanks]

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-[Roy laughs]
-[gasps] Hm? Huh?

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[Tom] Roy!

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[grunts]]

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-Wait!
-Just get in!

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Huh?

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-[all] Huh?
-[all screaming]

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[Roy laughs]

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[Roy] You'll never catch me, Tom!

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[screaming continues]

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That's it! We've got him! Rrrrgh...

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[straining]

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-Yes! Wha--
-[all gasp]

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-I don't understand. Where is Roy?
-I may know, Tom.

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But you're not going to like hearing it.

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See, I think the desert
was messing with your mind.

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Deserts are known to do that.

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That can't be. I know what I saw!

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You know what you think you saw.
But could it have been a mirage?

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[gasp]

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There is somebody out there.

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Roy, where are you?

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Ah-ha! Rrrgh!

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Roy?

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No...

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Although to be fair, that shovel
really does capture Roy's chin.

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I ditched Ginger to chase a mirage.

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All he wanted was family fun
and I messed it up.

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OK, buckaroos. Rules are simple.

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Last un-beaned man standing wins.

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On your marks, get set...

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[whimpers]

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If my sense of direction
hasn't failed me,

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those tracks head back to the ranch!

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Hank, get ready to turn us! [screams]

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-[yelling]
-Yeah!

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Shootout!

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[grunts]

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Wah, oh! Whoa!

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[panting]

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I'm never gonna forgive you
for this, Tom.

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[rumbling]

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[yelling and cheering]

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[indistinct chatter]

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Hey there, buddy. Where's Tom?

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He's not here! He ditched me.

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Oh, no. Sorry, Ginger.

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Heh, heh. But a bean bag war's
a bean bag war! [grunts]

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Huh?

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[screaming]

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[grunts, groans]

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Tom! You came back!

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Thought you could use
a little help, partner.

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Now how about we finish this thing?

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[laughing]

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-[Tom whistles]
-[grunts]

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-[grunts]
-Whoo-hoo!

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[laughs]

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[both] Woo!

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[groans]

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[farts]

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This trophy is taller than I am!
Thanks for being my dad/partner.

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No problem, Ginger

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I'm just sorry that I almost let Roy

196
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and his dumb map
get in the way of family fun.

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[Angela] Uh, Tom?

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That's a Little Cowpokes
Activity Placemat.

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The kids here get them free
with their lunch.

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Ooh. Rah! Ugh!

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[all laughing]

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[outro music playing]