1
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What's the point
of an apartment warming party?

2
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Is Angela and Becca's apartment even cold?

3
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Well, it's the first big thing
they're doing together as roommates.

4
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A way of setting their living situation
off to a good start.

5
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And it's a chance to dance!

6
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I've been practicing my moves
for this dance party all week.

7
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[grunts]

8
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-Hmm.
-[horn honking]

9
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Oh, well, either way, I'm sure

10
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the girls have planned
a night of fun and friendship.

11
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-[heavy metal music playing]
-[gasps]

12
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What was even the point of me buying
these special dance shoes

13
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if we're not even having a dance party?

14
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I guess there wasn't one. Dance parties
are terrible, stupid, and lame!

15
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Your weird vampire parties

16
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-are terrible, stupid, and lame!
-I'd tell you how ridiculous you sound

17
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but I can't
because I'm never speaking to you again!

18
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[both screaming]

19
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[doors closes]

20
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Huh?

21
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Whoa. This apartment-warming
just got really heated.

22
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[intro music playing]

23
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Aah!

24
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[crowd cheering]

25
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[all laughing]

26
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[sighs]

27
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Hey, what happened last night?

28
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I thought
you and Becca were getting along.

29
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We were!
Until we tried to plan that dumb party.

30
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She covered up my disco ball
with ugly creep curtains,

31
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she wouldn't stop messing
with my party playlist...

32
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[grunts]

33
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...and she even tried
to get rid of my favorite lamp!

34
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[grunts]

35
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We're roommates and that means
we're supposed to be best friends.

36
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But how can people be friends
if they can't agree on anything?

37
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[sighs] Maybe we're just too different.

38
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It sounds like you're suffering
from Roommate Syndrome.

39
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It's a relatively common
psychological ailment

40
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where the stress of living together
makes friends fight.

41
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Yeah, we definitely have that syndrome!

42
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And now me and Becca
will never talk again.

43
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That's not true. This actually happens
to me and Hank a lot.

44
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But we have a system so that
when we get on each others' nerves,

45
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we can find the fun.

46
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Tom, take out the trash.
I have nowhere to put my chewed gum!

47
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No, you take out the trash.

48
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I did it last month,
and I have important things to do!

49
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[laughs]
And watching TV isn't "important?"

50
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It's a mid-season finale!

51
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[both grunting]

52
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-Ooh. Friendship activity!
-Friendship activity!

53
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Wait. That really works?

54
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Mm-hmm. Every time.

55
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Wha-- Hank! We're having
a private conversation here.

56
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Ooh, fine! You, Ben, and Angela
just chat it up in the common room.

57
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And I'll go hide in the dirt!

58
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[both grunting]

59
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-Oh, friendship activity! Ice cream?
-Yeah!

60
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Huh! I think I get it now.

61
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[door creaks]

62
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[gasps]

63
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-Hello, Becca.
-Angela! What do you want?

64
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I want to show you something.

65
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Something that's gonna solve
all our problems!

66
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Oh...

67
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We have Roommate Syndrome.

68
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So I planned a whole day of friendship,
just for us!

69
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Uh, OK.

70
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Why do I have to dress
like a doll for this?

71
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Because dressing up
is the first friendship-saving fun-tivity!

72
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This tiara is pinching my head.

73
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Oh, well, think of it
as a pinch of friendship

74
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from your world's best roommate.
[chuckles]

75
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[chuckles]

76
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[exclaims dismissively]

77
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[gasps]

78
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Yay! [laughs]

79
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[grunts]

80
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Oh...

81
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[Becca glugging]

82
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Wait! Your pinky isn't up!

83
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OK, that's enough.

84
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This was, um... interesting.
But when do we do one of my things?

85
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Wait, what? Your things?

86
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Today is about our friendship.

87
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All we've done so far
is things you want to do.

88
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Oh. Oh, no, Becca, you're right!

89
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I'm sorry I made bonding all about me.

90
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Um, you can pick the next thing!

91
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I'll do anything you want!
A shopping spree?

92
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How about scrapbooking?

93
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Ooh. How about a movie-musical marathon?

94
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Actually, there's a blindfolded
parachuting event.

95
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We can sign up for a tandem jump!

96
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[gasps]

97
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This is gonna be great.

98
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I'll email you the waivers to sign
and we can head right over.

99
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Waivers?

100
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In case the jump goes wrong
and we horrifically die. The usual.

101
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[gasps]

102
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[man screaming]

103
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[whimpers]

104
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[grunting]

105
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Eh, uh, you know, it's not too late
if you want to do something else.

106
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-There's a tap dancing class that--
-[screams]

107
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This looks craze amaze.
Race you to the practice fan!

108
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Whoo!

109
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[laughing]

110
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[screams]

111
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[blows whistle]

112
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[grunts]

113
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[grunts and screams]

114
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[shudders]

115
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-Come on, hurry up!
-I'll be there in a minute!

116
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-[nervous laugh]
-[cellphone vibrating]

117
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Angela! How's your friendship day
with Becca going?

118
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Um, it's sure going, Tom.
We are doing all the things.

119
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I just found something I know you'll love.

120
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The spa is having
a Day of Total Relaxation!

121
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You and Becca could go right now!

122
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A Day of Total Relaxation sounds amazing!

123
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[screaming]

124
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But i-- it's Becca's turn
to pick the activity.

125
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And it turns out
the spa isn't really her style.

126
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[man screaming]

127
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Well, just keep doing
whatever you're doing.

128
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You can't friendship bond
if you're not with your friend!

129
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-[gasps]
-[horn honking]

130
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Wait a minute.

131
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-Maybe I can, Tom. Maybe I can.
-[Becca singing distantly]

132
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I'm so glad you agreed to do this, Angela.

133
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This is an extreme gesture of friendship!

134
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It sure is, Becca!
And I am definitely right there with you.

135
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-Uh, hey, have we jumped yet?
-What? No. Obviously.

136
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Oh, uh, right! Heh-heh. Obvs.
I mean I'm just so excited

137
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I feel like
I'm already falling out of the sky.

138
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And then floating. And then landing.

139
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Because that's how parachuting,
which I am, uh, about to do works.

140
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[clatters]

141
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[Becca] You ready for this, best friend?

142
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Woo! [laughs] Yay!

143
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Then let's get falling!

144
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[humming]

145
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Angela? [gasps]

146
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No!

147
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[grunts]

148
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No, no, no! I'm so sorry!

149
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How could I have let this happen to you?

150
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[gasps] There's your leg. Your little leg!

151
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I should never have agreed to this day!

152
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Maybe we'd never hang out,
but at least we'd both have our heads!

153
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Angela, please forgive me!

154
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-[Angela on phone] Uh, sure.
-What?

155
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-I forgive you. What did you do?
-Wait.

156
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-You're not even here!
-No! I am so here.

157
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-Whoo! We're jumping!
-[grunts] Why'd you even agree to do this

158
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if you were just going to ditch me?

159
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-Oh, Becca, wait--
-By the time you get home

160
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I'll be moved out!
Our friendship and roommate-ship is over!

161
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-[line disconnects]
-Oh, no.

162
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[man] Does this mean
you'll be sticking around?

163
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Because we have some cheese-covered
strawberries that you just have to try.

164
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They're very different tastes,
but they work together.

165
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They're different but they work together.

166
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I've got to go!
I have a roommate-lationship to save!

167
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Bye!

168
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Um...

169
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[Becca grunting]

170
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Angela, if you're here,
I'm back to not talking to you.

171
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But I will let the apartment know
that I'm leaving forever.

172
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Goodb-- wha-- bye?

173
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Welcome to our disco vampire den!

174
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Angela, what is all of this?

175
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This is us!

176
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Look, I don't like some of your stuff.
And you don't like some of my stuff.

177
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:05,168
But we both like being friends.
We're like strawberries and cheese!

178
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Two very different tastes
that go well together.

179
00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:13,918
OK. But you still shouldn't have
ditched me earlier!

180
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I know. And I'm so sorry.

181
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Please don't move out, Becca.

182
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Pfft. I could never move out of a place
with such killer decorations!

183
00:10:22,376 --> 00:10:25,918
And since the place looks so great,
maybe we could have a party

184
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to show it off?

185
00:10:27,543 --> 00:10:30,210
An apartment-warming party do-over!

186
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-[party music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]

187
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Yay!

188
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[grunting]

189
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-We did it!
-Yay!

190
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[outro music playing]