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Ah-ha! We're mere minutes away

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from the MC's dance-a-palooza
party-concert!

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Ooh, I love concerts I'm not in.

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This is gonna be fun!

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But remember, we're here for a reason.

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Tom and Ben Enterprises is releasing
a Dance Yourself Healthy app.

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So we're throwing a huge party
to get the word out!

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As soon as this concert is over,
we'll ask the MC for help.

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Oh, yeah! I'm sure he'll be up for it.

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He is the most up-for-it, up-beat guy
I have ever met!

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[people cheering]

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[upbeat music playing]

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[cheering excitedly]

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-[power cuts]
-[music powering down]

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Wiggity-welcome, y'all.

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[microphone feedback]

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Make some noise. Or don't.

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-It doesn't matter.
-[all groaning]

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♪ Sadness ♪

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♪ Sadness surrounds me ♪

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[all exclaiming]

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Oh, no! Something is wrong with the MC!

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♪ My sadness... ♪

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[theme music playing]

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Aah!

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[crowd cheering]

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[all laughing]

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[birds chirping]

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Hey, MC.

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We were gonna ask if you could help us
throw a party,

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but is it a bad time?

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Sorry, pal-o-rino. I'm not feeling
very party-tastic right now.

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See, my parents are coming to town.

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But parents are nice!

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Maybe they'll take you to brunch.

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Mm, you don't understand.

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My parents are old-school business folk.

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Which is why they don't know I'm an MC.

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[all] What?

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Being an MC is literally who you are!

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-I never told 'em.
-Excuse me.

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They think I have a business job.

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But I don't even know what that is.

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Um...

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Well, that's no problem!
We have a business.

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What if we made it look like
you're in charge of it?

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-Huh?
-Wait, what?

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That a bad idea, Tom.

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Parents are tough to trick.

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Like my mom, she always knew
when I spilled soup.

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Even if I made up a great story
that a witch did it.

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No, this will work!
We'll trick the MC's parents.

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And then the MC won't be too sad
to do our party!

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That sounds radical-roni!

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I mean, "good." Let's do it!

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To seem normal, you need to dress normal.

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Let's try on a few looks.

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I agree!

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Nope.

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Uh, no.

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No way!

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Yes! That is it!

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-Mm-hmm.
-It's perfect!

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[Ben] Next, let's work on your walk.

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-Straighten up.
-[MC exclaiming]

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Businessmen don't boogie.

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[MC] Whoa! [shuddering]

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Whoa!

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[rings]

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Booyah!

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[both groaning]

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Talking seriously is essential
to being taken seriously.

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Now repeat after me,
"Hello, mother. Hello, father."

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[rapping]
♪ Moms and pops in the place to be ♪

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♪ It's me, your baby boy, a.k.a. MC! ♪

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[horn toots]

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Not even close. You can do this.

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"Hello, mother. Hello, father."

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Hello, mother. Yo, what's up, pops?

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Uh... [blabbering]

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"Hello, mother. Hello, father?"

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[exclaims]

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-Oh, yeah!
-[MC] I've done it!

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By golly, I've done it, for true!

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Everyone, meet our company's
temporary fake boss, the MC!

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-Whoo!
-[Ginger] Way to go!

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Oh, I always knew you could fake-do-it!

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Do you want a coffee, sir?

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-One mocha latte, please.
-Absolutely, sir!

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Make it a double.

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[stuttering nervously]

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-[Ben] OK.
-Tom, I know you're trying to help.

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But this is just gonna make things
harder for the MC later.

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Yeah-- But that's later, Angela.
And this is now.

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So we're good.

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Look boring, everyone! They're here!

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[tires screeching]

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Hello, Mother. Hello, Father.

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Maurice. I'm surprised
to see you in a suit.

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What is that thing on your head?

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-[MC] Well--
-That's our boss'

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business visor!

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He wears it so he can always look at,
uh, business news.

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Uh, yeah! Uh, look at those numbers go up!
[chuckles nervously]

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Very professional!

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Martha, we should get business visors.

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[sighs]

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So this is where the party's at!

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And by party... I mean very hard work.

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Hmm, I like it!

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I wasn't sure what to expect from you,

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but I had no idea
you were so well-adjusted.

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You know,
seeing all this gives me an idea.

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[MC] Hmm...

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We're in town to host a sales contest.

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Hungry young companies all trying
to sell the most kitchen appliances...

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and by golly, I think
your company should compete!

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[Mrs. Claremont] Oh, yes!

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It would make us very proud.

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[echoing] Proud.

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Absolutely! We're in!

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[all] What?

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Boss? Don't you think
we're too busy for that?

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There's no such thing as too busy!

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Unless you don't want that party?

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[upbeat music playing]

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Can't you throw them away
and say that they fell in a hole?

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No, we need to actually sell them.

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On the bright side, we've sold so much
weirder things than blenders.

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-This actually might not be too hard.
-[groaning]

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OK, workers! I got something
that'll really help our sales.

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Uh, what are these?

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Branding! Which is a word
I just read in a book!

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It means people will like us more
if we look like a team.

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Yeah, this is great, uh, MC,

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but, uh, maybe leave
the actual work stuff to us.

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Uh, no can do, underling.

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As long as we're in the contest,
I'm officially your boss.

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[Tom sighs]

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[cycle bell rings]

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[grunting]

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No!

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[groaning]

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[all gasp]

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[crashing]

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[all sighing]

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Let me get this straight.

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You're gonna pay me to buy your blenders?

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It's a long story.

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Look, will you take a check
for all my savings?

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All right.

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[whistles]

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-[man] Five hundred blenders. Sold!
-[sighs]

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[Mr. Claremont] Quiet please!

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It is now time to announce
the winners of our sales contest!

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And the winner of the contest is...

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It'll be OK. I found a way to win this.

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Soon, everything will be back to normal.

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[gasps] Our son, Maurice!

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His company sold over 500 blenders!

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[all cheering]

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-Whoa!
-Yes!

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And now, for your prize...

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You are now the official seller
of these fine blenders!

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Forever!

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-What?
-What? No!

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Maybe even longer!

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I hope your company is ready, son.

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Because you'll be selling these for years,
and years, and years, and years--

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OK, enough!

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That man is not my boss!

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Admit it-- you are not a businessman!

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[audience exclaims softly]

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Uh... [chuckles nervously]

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That's obviously a lie.
Take it back, or I will fire you!

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[grunting]

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-[woman screams]
-[both grunting]

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What are you doing?

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This is not how
a winning businessman acts!

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I have to control my employees! Huh?

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[indistinct cracking]

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Baguette about it!

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[both grunting]

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Oh, no!

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I got your back! Eat potatoes, MC!

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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Bam, bam, bam!

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Oh, yeah! No potato
can stop these sweet moves!

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Oh, yeah!

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Stop this at once!

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[exclaims]

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I can explain!

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You see, I just, um...

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It's all a lie!

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I'm not a normal, well-adjusted,
working man!

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I'm a slam-dancin' MC!

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[sobbing] I'm sorry!

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[door closes]

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[Angela sighs]

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[people chattering]

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♪ Sadness ♪

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[Ben] Well, we got our party.

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But it's not exactly
the movin' and groovin'

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pile of positivity we hoped for.

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Plus, I don't think we're going
to sell too many copies

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of Dance Yourself Healthy
at a disaster like this...

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I feel awful.

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I tried to help
and I wound up ruining the MC's life.

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[sobbing]

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[Angela] Maurice Claremont!

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Some people need to talk to you!

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Uh... [shuddering]

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Hello, Mother. Hello, Father.

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You don't have to see this.
I know I'm a disappointment.

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It was a shock to learn
you weren't a businessman.

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Then this young lady showed us
what you really do.

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And it's... quite charming.

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[upbeat music playing]

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Oh, yeah!

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You mean, you're not ashamed
that I'd rather shake my money maker

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than be a money maker?

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Of course not, son!

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In fact, I wouldn't mind trying out
some funky moves of my own.

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-[grunts]
-[upbeat music playing]

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Hold on, now! Let me break off
a piece of that freshness!

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[all cheering]

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[MC stuttering] Mamma mia!

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[all cheering]

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I guess telling the truth
really is the best idea.

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Even if it's hard.

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[phone beeps]

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Tom, why did we just get a receipt
from Rhonda for 500 blenders?

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Tom?

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-[upbeat music playing]
-[all cheering]

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Argh!

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[theme music playing]