Ah-ha! We're mere minutes away
from the MC's dance-a-palooza party-concert!
Ooh, I love concerts I'm not in.
This is gonna be fun!
But remember, we're here for a reason.
Tom and Ben Enterprises is releasing a Dance Yourself Healthy app.
So we're throwing a huge party to get the word out!
As soon as this concert is over, we'll ask the MC for help.
Oh, yeah! I'm sure he'll be up for it.
He is the most up-for-it, up-beat guy I have ever met!
[people cheering]
[upbeat music playing]
[cheering excitedly]
-[power cuts] -[music powering down]
Wiggity-welcome, y'all.
[microphone feedback]
Make some noise. Or don't.
-It doesn't matter. -[all groaning]
♪ Sadness ♪
♪ Sadness surrounds me ♪
[all exclaiming]
Oh, no! Something is wrong with the MC!
♪ My sadness... ♪
[theme music playing]
Aah!
[crowd cheering]
[all laughing]
[birds chirping]
Hey, MC.
We were gonna ask if you could help us throw a party,
but is it a bad time?
Sorry, pal-o-rino. I'm not feeling very party-tastic right now.
See, my parents are coming to town.
But parents are nice!
Maybe they'll take you to brunch.
Mm, you don't understand.
My parents are old-school business folk.
Which is why they don't know I'm an MC.
[all] What?
Being an MC is literally who you are!
-I never told 'em. -Excuse me.
They think I have a business job.
But I don't even know what that is.
Um...
Well, that's no problem! We have a business.
What if we made it look like you're in charge of it?
-Huh? -Wait, what?
That a bad idea, Tom.
Parents are tough to trick.
Like my mom, she always knew when I spilled soup.
Even if I made up a great story that a witch did it.
No, this will work! We'll trick the MC's parents.
And then the MC won't be too sad to do our party!
That sounds radical-roni!
I mean, "good." Let's do it!
To seem normal, you need to dress normal.
Let's try on a few looks.
I agree!
Nope.
Uh, no.
No way!
Yes! That is it!
-Mm-hmm. -It's perfect!
[Ben] Next, let's work on your walk.
-Straighten up. -[MC exclaiming]
Businessmen don't boogie.
[MC] Whoa! [shuddering]
Whoa!
[rings]
Booyah!
[both groaning]
Talking seriously is essential to being taken seriously.
Now repeat after me, "Hello, mother. Hello, father."
[rapping] ♪ Moms and pops in the place to be ♪
♪ It's me, your baby boy, a.k.a. MC! ♪
[horn toots]
Not even close. You can do this.
"Hello, mother. Hello, father."
Hello, mother. Yo, what's up, pops?
Uh... [blabbering]
"Hello, mother. Hello, father?"
[exclaims]
-Oh, yeah! -[MC] I've done it!
By golly, I've done it, for true!
Everyone, meet our company's temporary fake boss, the MC!
-Whoo! -[Ginger] Way to go!
Oh, I always knew you could fake-do-it!
Do you want a coffee, sir?
-One mocha latte, please. -Absolutely, sir!
Make it a double.
[stuttering nervously]
-[Ben] OK. -Tom, I know you're trying to help.
But this is just gonna make things harder for the MC later.
Yeah-- But that's later, Angela. And this is now.
So we're good.
Look boring, everyone! They're here!
[tires screeching]
Hello, Mother. Hello, Father.
Maurice. I'm surprised to see you in a suit.
What is that thing on your head?
-[MC] Well-- -That's our boss'
business visor!
He wears it so he can always look at, uh, business news.
Uh, yeah! Uh, look at those numbers go up! [chuckles nervously]
Very professional!
Martha, we should get business visors.
[sighs]
So this is where the party's at!
And by party... I mean very hard work.
Hmm, I like it!
I wasn't sure what to expect from you,
but I had no idea you were so well-adjusted.
You know, seeing all this gives me an idea.
[MC] Hmm...
We're in town to host a sales contest.
Hungry young companies all trying to sell the most kitchen appliances...
and by golly, I think your company should compete!
[Mrs. Claremont] Oh, yes!
It would make us very proud.
[echoing] Proud.
Absolutely! We're in!
[all] What?
Boss? Don't you think we're too busy for that?
There's no such thing as too busy!
Unless you don't want that party?
[upbeat music playing]
Can't you throw them away and say that they fell in a hole?
No, we need to actually sell them.
On the bright side, we've sold so much weirder things than blenders.
-This actually might not be too hard. -[groaning]
OK, workers! I got something that'll really help our sales.
Uh, what are these?
Branding! Which is a word I just read in a book!
It means people will like us more if we look like a team.
Yeah, this is great, uh, MC,
but, uh, maybe leave the actual work stuff to us.
Uh, no can do, underling.
As long as we're in the contest, I'm officially your boss.
[Tom sighs]
[cycle bell rings]
[grunting]
No!
[groaning]
[all gasp]
[crashing]
[all sighing]
Let me get this straight.
You're gonna pay me to buy your blenders?
It's a long story.
Look, will you take a check for all my savings?
All right.
[whistles]
-[man] Five hundred blenders. Sold! -[sighs]
[Mr. Claremont] Quiet please!
It is now time to announce the winners of our sales contest!
And the winner of the contest is...
It'll be OK. I found a way to win this.
Soon, everything will be back to normal.
[gasps] Our son, Maurice!
His company sold over 500 blenders!
[all cheering]
-Whoa! -Yes!
And now, for your prize...
You are now the official seller of these fine blenders!
Forever!
-What? -What? No!
Maybe even longer!
I hope your company is ready, son.
Because you'll be selling these for years, and years, and years, and years--
OK, enough!
That man is not my boss!
Admit it-- you are not a businessman!
[audience exclaims softly]
Uh... [chuckles nervously]
That's obviously a lie. Take it back, or I will fire you!
[grunting]
-[woman screams] -[both grunting]
What are you doing?
This is not how a winning businessman acts!
I have to control my employees! Huh?
[indistinct cracking]
Baguette about it!
[both grunting]
Oh, no!
I got your back! Eat potatoes, MC!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Bam, bam, bam!
Oh, yeah! No potato can stop these sweet moves!
Oh, yeah!
Stop this at once!
[exclaims]
I can explain!
You see, I just, um...
It's all a lie!
I'm not a normal, well-adjusted, working man!
I'm a slam-dancin' MC!
[sobbing] I'm sorry!
[door closes]
[Angela sighs]
[people chattering]
♪ Sadness ♪
[Ben] Well, we got our party.
But it's not exactly the movin' and groovin'
pile of positivity we hoped for.
Plus, I don't think we're going to sell too many copies
of Dance Yourself Healthy at a disaster like this...
I feel awful.
I tried to help and I wound up ruining the MC's life.
[sobbing]
[Angela] Maurice Claremont!
Some people need to talk to you!
Uh... [shuddering]
Hello, Mother. Hello, Father.
You don't have to see this. I know I'm a disappointment.
It was a shock to learn you weren't a businessman.
Then this young lady showed us what you really do.
And it's... quite charming.
[upbeat music playing]
Oh, yeah!
You mean, you're not ashamed that I'd rather shake my money maker
than be a money maker?
Of course not, son!
In fact, I wouldn't mind trying out some funky moves of my own.
-[grunts] -[upbeat music playing]
Hold on, now! Let me break off a piece of that freshness!
[all cheering]
[MC stuttering] Mamma mia!
[all cheering]
I guess telling the truth really is the best idea.
Even if it's hard.
[phone beeps]
Tom, why did we just get a receipt from Rhonda for 500 blenders?
Tom?
-[upbeat music playing] -[all cheering]
Argh!
[theme music playing]