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[audience applauding]

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[intentional stuttering] Welcome...
to Motivation Now!

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Ready to hear some speeches, y'all?

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[all cheering]

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Look at all those future leaders
hungry for success.

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And I'm here to teach them
how to take a bite of that success!

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Don't forget to mention our company
at least twice per sentence.

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Oh, don't worry. I talk all about
our inspiring tech journey

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in my even-more-inspiring speech.

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[upbeat music playing]

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Now, from Tom and Ben Enterprises,

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give it up for Tom!

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[audience cheering]

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Thank you.

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Today I'll be talking about
something I call

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"The Keys to Success: Secrets Revealed."

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[all murmuring excitedly]

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"Lettuce. Potatoes.

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Cucumber... Broccoli...

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Baby potatoes"?

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I really nailed it
with this speech, Angela.

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Nice! Oh, can you get some
groceries for me?

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Uh...

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[all murmuring]

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"Celery... Turnips..."

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[microphone feedback]

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Well, uh, see, uh...

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"Cabbage, zucchini, soy milk." Thank you.

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Goodbye forever.

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That's it, that's it!
Yes! Brilliant! I love it!

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We love it!

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We! Love! It! Yes!

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[all cheering]

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[theme music playing]

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Aah!

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[crowd cheering]

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[all laughing]

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[audience cheering]

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What happened up there?

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You just kept listing food!

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But they liked it!

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I mean, maybe the way
I listed the food sounded important.

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Tom! Tom! Tom!

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What?

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Tom, would you sign my potato?

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Just brilliant! Can't wait to hear more!

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Yeah!

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[excited chatter]

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So, how'd your speech go?

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Hey, you're the guy
with the hot new food philosophy!

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Tell us, should we sell our car to fund
our dream of opening a piano store?

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Well, all I can say is...

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Strawberry smoothie. Garden salad.

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-Of course! Thank you! It resonates!
-You're welcome.

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Really?

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[people chattering excitedly]

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Everyone stand back!

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The master needs space
to list his groceries.

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[stomach groaning]

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-[breaks wind]
-Shh!

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[indistinct chant playing]

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"Ice pops.

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Chips. Pretzel sticks."

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And there you have it!

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Now it's up to you
to discover what it means.

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-I get it!
-Pretzel sticks! It's so true!

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Thank you!

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[all grunting]

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[exclaims]

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Hello, my children.
Are you here to buy my new book?

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It's called
Brussels Sprouts, Celery, Turnips.

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When did you have time to write a--

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Oh, I see, it's just lists of food.

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Yeah! Tom-ology works by me listing food,

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and then you find meaning in the list.

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I mean, the Tommies, oh, they love it.

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What's a "Tommy?"

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"Tommies" are followers
of the wisdom of Tom, of course.

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We abide by the principle
of "Banana, cupcake, rhubarb."

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Ha! More like baloney, baloney, baloney!

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Yeah, this is getting out of hand.
You're reading grocery lists.

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Yeah, and it's helping people!

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[Becca] Give that back, creep!

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[both grunting]

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Tom, your brainwashed food freaks
are out of control!

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What? Well, there must be some mistake.

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The Tommies are a peaceful bunch.

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It is for the greater good!

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[exclaiming in disbelief]

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-Bad news.
-[alarm blaring]

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My Bad News app says
this is happening all over town!

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They took it all!

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All I have left
are the crumbs in this pie tin!

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[woman exclaims]

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No pretzels today!

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Those salty Tommies ruined me!

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[children laughing]

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[man grunting]

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[sobbing]

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OK, this has gone too far now.

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It's time to end the inspiration.

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[inhales deeply]

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Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

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-Hello, people I inspired.
-[indistinct shushing]

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OK, so it seems like
some of you have taken my wisdom

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in a pretty intense way.

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Yes, we did!

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You too, Hank? Look, here's the thing...

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[all gasp]

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My "wisdom" is not real wisdom.

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It-- They really are...

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[Angela] Mmm-hmm.

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Just lists of food!

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[Tommies exclaim]

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I know, right? It's a bummer.

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Anyhoo, please go home.

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And also,
bring back those groceries you stole.

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'Cause they're not yours. OK? Thanks.

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[stuttering] But you- you-- but--
your speech changed our lives!

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[stuttering] I know.
But I'm gonna say it again.

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It was just a grocery list.
It doesn't mean anything.

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[Tommies groaning]

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Our leader has lost his way!

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He needs the healing power of food items!

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[all screaming aggressively]

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! No!

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[Tom screaming]

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[Ginger] We've got to do something!

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Those food freaks are going bananas!

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-[exclaiming]
-[stuttering playfully]

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Well, well, well. It looks like we have
a couple of split peas here.

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Hank! Help us!

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Ow!

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No!

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[Tom exclaims nervously] Come on, guys!

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[Tom grunting]

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As the leader of the Tommies

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who no longer wants to be
the leader of the Tommies,

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I demand you to free me!

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Crackers, pickle, peanut butter.

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I don't know what that means!

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Ooh!

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But I do. So I will speak for you,

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after you are locked away forever!

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Uh-oh.

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[grunting]

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[all cheering]

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Yes!

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[all grunting]

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We have to get out of here
before those nuts hurt Tom!

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What are we gonna do?

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Um, how's it going?

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Hank, get lost! You're a bad guy now!

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I didn't think it was gonna get this bad!

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I just thought Tom's speech was inspiring.

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You know, with the onion and the carrot.

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Hank, he was reading my grocery list.

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Yeah, but it was the way he said it.

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Or, well, maybe I was just hungry!

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Forget the big speech, OK, Hank?

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We need to get out of here!
Can you help us?

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I sure can try.

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Hank, what are you doing?

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[Ginger] Yeah! All right!

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[continues munching]

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[Ben] Hank, you can stop now.

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-Huh?
-Let's save Tom!

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[cheering continues]

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Wait, no, stop--

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[muffled grunts]

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[grunting]

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Oh, I'm so glad to see you!

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I thought I'd be left to rot in here.

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We're not out of this jam yet.

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[Tommies exclaiming]

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Those rotten eggs
are trying to rescue their Tom!

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Stop them!

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[Tom] Come on, run faster!

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[all screaming]

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[panting]

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[Angela] What-- No!

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[both shuddering]

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We have to climb that wall!

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Go, go, go!

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[Angela grunting]

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Go, go, go! Up, up, up, up, up!

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[man] Stop him!

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[all grunting]

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[Tommies laughing]

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[Tom sighs]

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Oh. Whoa! Whoa!

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[groans]

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I'm sorry.
I should've never given that fake speech.

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Yeah...

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But if it helps, I found the real speech
back in the garage.

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I don't know if you want it, though.

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You might be done inspiring people.

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Maybe I'm not done...

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[Tommies cheering]

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[man laughing]

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-[Tom] Hey!
-[Tommies exclaim]

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Leave them alone!

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Now, you've been inspired
by a speech I gave.

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But what if I told you
that I had a better speech?

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"The Keys to Success: Secrets Revealed!"

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Fine!

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Let's hear this wisdom.

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Quickly. We have people to attack.

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[clears throat]

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The Keys to Success,

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by Tom, of Tom and Ben Enterprises.

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-Gotcha, bub.
-Ben sighs]

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There are a few keys to success.

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The first key
can unlock any opportunity...

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So the fifth key
is the key of never giving up.

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If you give up,
you'll never achieve your dream...

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That's why like I've circled here,
key number nine is...

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You are the captain of your own ship,

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wherever that ship may sail.

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Thank you.

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[all gasping]

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[people groaning]

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That's it?

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This is making me question
everything we're doing.

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That was a bunch of stuff
I could have read in greeting cards!

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Wait, wait, wait! We don't need Tom.

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[woman grunts]

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-Why did we follow this guy?
-I will be your new leader!

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Come on, everyone. Let's go home.

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Uh, pesto, sausage, orange juice!
[laughing]

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Wow. I guess they didn't like my speech.

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You guys liked my speech, right?

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[all muttering]

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Oh, come on! That speech could start
a whole new movement.

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I mean, you heard the last key,
about the ship, right?

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-I mean, you've got the key!
-[Ben] All right. You did it, Tom.

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[Tom] To the ship
because you're the captain!

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-Yes, yes, the key thing with the ship.
-And, look, it doesn't have to be

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a ship with a sail,
it can be a rocket ship if you want...

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[theme music playing]