1
00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:06,001
Ooh, this buffet wasn't kidding
when they said it was all you can eat!

2
00:00:06,085 --> 00:00:08,335
I couldn't have another bite.

3
00:00:08,418 --> 00:00:12,085
Oh, speak for yourself!
There's always room for a fortune cookie!

4
00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,251
"Your brain will open new doors."

5
00:00:15,335 --> 00:00:18,918
Ah! Yeah.
I love it when my brain does that.

6
00:00:19,001 --> 00:00:22,168
"Embarrassment is in your future."

7
00:00:22,251 --> 00:00:24,835
What? Hank, trade fortunes with me! Quick!

8
00:00:24,918 --> 00:00:28,293
Oh! Are you kidding? I got
"You will have good luck for a week."

9
00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:30,460
-Give me!
-No way am I trading that!

10
00:00:32,085 --> 00:00:33,335
What is it, Angela?

11
00:00:33,418 --> 00:00:37,043
It says, ahem, "Your true love
will break your heart."

12
00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:38,668
[all gasp]

13
00:00:38,835 --> 00:00:41,710
Just pull another one.
You can call that a practice cookie.

14
00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:43,460
Oh! Yeah, OK!

15
00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:44,960
[chuckles nervously] Here we go.

16
00:00:45,043 --> 00:00:46,001
Take two.

17
00:00:46,085 --> 00:00:51,251
Um, "Under the light of the full moon
your heart will be broken."

18
00:00:51,335 --> 00:00:52,293
[exclaims]

19
00:00:52,376 --> 00:00:56,418
That's another practice cookie.
[chuckles] Third time's the charm!

20
00:00:56,501 --> 00:00:57,835
Here. Um...

21
00:00:58,585 --> 00:01:01,085
"Beware the number 12."

22
00:01:01,168 --> 00:01:03,335
Hey, that one's not so bad.

23
00:01:03,418 --> 00:01:06,251
"Because your heart will get broken...

24
00:01:07,126 --> 00:01:09,960
at 12:00 as you stare at the beach!"

25
00:01:10,043 --> 00:01:13,418
Angela, these silly fortune cookies
are just for fun.

26
00:01:13,501 --> 00:01:15,210
I mean it's not like they ever come true.

27
00:01:15,293 --> 00:01:16,376
[waiter screams]

28
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Eh!

29
00:01:19,751 --> 00:01:20,710
[laughs]

30
00:01:21,001 --> 00:01:22,918
Ooh, Ginger just got soup'd.

31
00:01:23,001 --> 00:01:26,293
That's not only hot and sour,
it's also an embarrassment.

32
00:01:26,376 --> 00:01:28,460
Just like the misfortune cookie said!

33
00:01:28,543 --> 00:01:31,085
Tom, do you know what this means?

34
00:01:31,168 --> 00:01:33,376
Our relationship is doomed!

35
00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:34,501
[Tom gasps]

36
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[theme music playing]

37
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Aah!

38
00:01:43,835 --> 00:01:45,876
[crowd cheering]

39
00:01:46,876 --> 00:01:48,376
[all laughing]

40
00:01:51,001 --> 00:01:55,168
Why are we at the movies, Tom?
The universe just sent me a message.

41
00:01:55,251 --> 00:01:56,585
-[shushing]
-[music playing]

42
00:01:56,668 --> 00:02:00,668
Actually, three messages!
And they're all bad news for our love.

43
00:02:00,751 --> 00:02:02,543
I know you're freaked out
about the fortunes.

44
00:02:02,626 --> 00:02:05,251
But even if they're true,
think about what they say.

45
00:02:05,335 --> 00:02:09,126
Um, that you're gonna break my heart
by a beach, under the moon, at 12:00.

46
00:02:09,210 --> 00:02:10,460
[shushing]

47
00:02:10,543 --> 00:02:11,668
Exactly!

48
00:02:11,751 --> 00:02:14,543
And we're nowhere near a beach
and we're not under the moon.

49
00:02:14,626 --> 00:02:18,168
So if we just stay here until 12:00...

50
00:02:18,251 --> 00:02:20,751
The fortune can't come true!

51
00:02:20,835 --> 00:02:22,168
Take that, fate!

52
00:02:22,251 --> 00:02:23,668
-[all shushing aggressively]
-Oh.

53
00:02:25,376 --> 00:02:26,585
Aw, thanks.

54
00:02:26,668 --> 00:02:29,418
Romantic candy
makes this night even better.

55
00:02:29,918 --> 00:02:34,043
Chad, it's so romantic being on the beach
under the light of the moon.

56
00:02:34,126 --> 00:02:35,126
[gasps]

57
00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:36,626
[Angela] Oh, no.

58
00:02:36,710 --> 00:02:38,710
Tom, we have to get out of here!

59
00:02:38,793 --> 00:02:40,043
[shushing]

60
00:02:42,626 --> 00:02:43,793
[both sighing]

61
00:02:45,543 --> 00:02:46,585
[indistinct howling]

62
00:02:46,668 --> 00:02:48,085
-Ah!
-No! Come on!

63
00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:53,793
Twelve apples, twelve dollars!
That's twelve for twelve, folks.

64
00:02:53,876 --> 00:02:55,418
-I got sand! Fresh sand! You want sand?
-[Tom] Ah!

65
00:02:55,501 --> 00:02:57,001
Not sand!

66
00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:00,168
[both panting]

67
00:03:00,585 --> 00:03:03,585
Next stop... the beach!

68
00:03:03,668 --> 00:03:05,876
-Stop the bus!
-[Angela] No!

69
00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,001
[laughing]

70
00:03:07,085 --> 00:03:08,501
[Angela screaming]

71
00:03:13,335 --> 00:03:15,043
Um, you might want to
check with the Landlord

72
00:03:15,126 --> 00:03:16,793
before you redecorate the garage.

73
00:03:16,876 --> 00:03:19,043
We're not redecorating, we're hiding.

74
00:03:19,126 --> 00:03:22,376
Cosmic cookie forces have bought us
a one-way ticket to heartbreak town!

75
00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:26,126
Might I suggest perhaps ignoring
the meaningless slips of paper

76
00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:27,960
that you got out of some novelty cookie?

77
00:03:28,043 --> 00:03:28,918
Ow!

78
00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,210
Ben, I wasn't sure I believed either.

79
00:03:31,293 --> 00:03:32,585
But then I saw the beach movie...

80
00:03:32,668 --> 00:03:34,626
...light of the moon.

81
00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:36,918
-And the $12 fruit!
-$12.

82
00:03:37,626 --> 00:03:41,126
Explain the fruit!
How do you explain the fruit, Ben?

83
00:03:41,710 --> 00:03:42,626
Well, uh...

84
00:03:42,710 --> 00:03:45,710
You know what? You guys
just need to stand up to this curse.

85
00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:47,835
Get in its curse-y little face and say,

86
00:03:47,918 --> 00:03:50,960
"Hey, curse!
This couple is un-break-up-able!"

87
00:03:51,043 --> 00:03:54,210
Hank, that's actually not a bad idea.

88
00:03:54,293 --> 00:03:59,085
If we can't run from the heartbreak,
maybe we can fight it!

89
00:03:59,168 --> 00:04:02,626
Yeah! We just have to make sure
there's nothing that can split us up!

90
00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:05,501
If we solve every one
of our relationship problems,

91
00:04:05,585 --> 00:04:06,876
we'll be break-up proof!

92
00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,751
OK. This is a safe place
to work out your issues.

93
00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:12,043
I'm not a licensed therapist,

94
00:04:12,126 --> 00:04:14,918
but I did watch the entire series
of "Relationship Rescue."

95
00:04:15,001 --> 00:04:16,918
Let's do this. [sighs]

96
00:04:17,001 --> 00:04:20,710
So, Tom, what bothers you about me?

97
00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:22,293
Well, I don't know.

98
00:04:22,376 --> 00:04:25,001
Nothing really. You're a great girlfriend.

99
00:04:25,085 --> 00:04:26,126
Stop that!

100
00:04:26,210 --> 00:04:28,168
If you're gonna save our relationship,

101
00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:30,668
you need to tell me
what you hate about it.

102
00:04:30,751 --> 00:04:32,543
Uh, well...

103
00:04:32,626 --> 00:04:34,293
-Uh...
-Hmm.

104
00:04:34,376 --> 00:04:36,793
OK. If you can't go first, I will.

105
00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:39,543
You eat with your mouth open
and it's gross.

106
00:04:39,626 --> 00:04:42,293
You look at me during comedy movies
to make sure I'm laughing.

107
00:04:42,376 --> 00:04:44,043
You tell my stories at parties--

108
00:04:44,126 --> 00:04:46,251
Angela, do you even like me?

109
00:04:46,335 --> 00:04:49,043
It's just things
we could potentially fight about.

110
00:04:49,126 --> 00:04:52,876
I'm getting everything off my chest
so we can stay together.

111
00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,168
-[Hank] Hmm.
-Hey, I feel like I'm under attack here!

112
00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:59,418
"Acts like a baby
when he gets criticized."

113
00:04:59,501 --> 00:05:00,460
You know what?

114
00:05:00,543 --> 00:05:02,710
Maybe we shouldn't be doing this
right now.

115
00:05:02,793 --> 00:05:06,418
Because we are going so crazy,
we're about to make the curse come true.

116
00:05:06,501 --> 00:05:08,835
-I need some time for myself!
-Tom, wait!

117
00:05:08,918 --> 00:05:10,418
-[Tom grunts]
-[planks squeak]

118
00:05:19,168 --> 00:05:21,335
[ball bouncing]

119
00:05:27,626 --> 00:05:28,876
[man on radio] Stay tuned, listeners.

120
00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,835
We're counting down
the 12 best beach songs

121
00:05:31,918 --> 00:05:34,126
-from the last 12 years!
-[gasps]

122
00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,626
I'm still not really a curse guy,

123
00:05:37,710 --> 00:05:42,001
but I have to admit that series of events
was almost statistically impossible.

124
00:05:42,335 --> 00:05:44,210
And I'm awaiting a scientific explanation.

125
00:05:46,418 --> 00:05:47,418
[sighing]

126
00:05:48,293 --> 00:05:52,460
Hey, I saw your crying selfie on FastaPic.

127
00:05:52,543 --> 00:05:53,668
[sobbing]

128
00:05:54,376 --> 00:05:57,418
Kind of an overshare,
but also, is everything OK?

129
00:05:57,668 --> 00:06:00,085
Oh, Tom won't talk to me.

130
00:06:00,168 --> 00:06:03,751
I think my fortune is coming true!
[sobbing]

131
00:06:03,835 --> 00:06:05,168
Don't blame yourself.

132
00:06:05,251 --> 00:06:08,251
-You're up against the universe.
-I guess.

133
00:06:08,751 --> 00:06:11,543
I just wish I was strong enough
to beat fate.

134
00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:15,710
[Hank humming]

135
00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:18,501
[exclaiming]

136
00:06:20,335 --> 00:06:21,460
Whoa!

137
00:06:22,918 --> 00:06:23,835
Whoo!

138
00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,001
-[Ginger laughing]
-[Hank laughing]

139
00:06:34,668 --> 00:06:36,210
Oh! Ow!

140
00:06:38,376 --> 00:06:39,751
[screams]

141
00:06:40,251 --> 00:06:42,918
Hey, what gives?
I thought I had good luck for a week!

142
00:06:43,001 --> 00:06:48,460
[gasps] Wait. This isn't my lucky fortune.
This is Ginger's misfortune!

143
00:06:48,543 --> 00:06:50,960
Ginger! Did you switch fortunes with me?

144
00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:52,126
[Ginger laughing]

145
00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:55,210
[Ginger] I'm going to the arcade
while my good luck lasts!

146
00:06:55,293 --> 00:06:56,210
[Angela] Wait a minute.

147
00:06:56,293 --> 00:07:00,876
Maybe I can't beat fate,
but I can cheat fate!

148
00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,210
Becca, come with me.

149
00:07:02,293 --> 00:07:03,543
This might get rough.

150
00:07:05,668 --> 00:07:06,876
OK, What's the plan?

151
00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,460
I put all my bad fortunes
in this Curse Cookie.

152
00:07:10,543 --> 00:07:15,501
If we can trade this with another couple,
then the curse might get passed to them!

153
00:07:15,585 --> 00:07:19,085
Whoa, Angela, that's really dark.

154
00:07:19,168 --> 00:07:22,335
-Are you sure you want to do that?
-I don't have a choice.

155
00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,876
[both gasping softly]

156
00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:37,168
-[man] Dearest Cynthia.
-[Angela] Huh?

157
00:07:37,251 --> 00:07:39,626
[man] Ever since we locked eyes
at that demolition derby,

158
00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:42,543
I knew I wanted
to spend the rest of my life with you.

159
00:07:42,626 --> 00:07:44,251
Will you marry me?

160
00:07:44,335 --> 00:07:47,626
[Cynthia] Oh, Gary! Of course I will!

161
00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,210
[couple kissing]

162
00:07:49,293 --> 00:07:52,626
Oh, he just proposed to her!
We can't curse this couple.

163
00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:53,668
Don't worry.

164
00:07:53,751 --> 00:07:57,293
There's loads of other lovebirds
in this restaurant. We'll find someone.

165
00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,085
Happy anniversary, darling.

166
00:08:03,168 --> 00:08:08,168
I can't believe I've been able to spend
30 wonderful years with my soulmate!

167
00:08:08,251 --> 00:08:09,251
[grunts]

168
00:08:10,543 --> 00:08:12,876
Thanks for asking me to prom, Alvin.

169
00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,501
I didn't think
I was ever gonna find a date

170
00:08:15,585 --> 00:08:18,710
after my braces got stuck
to my gym shorts.

171
00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:19,793
[Angela sighs]

172
00:08:19,876 --> 00:08:22,376
Hey! What's in your hand?

173
00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:26,293
Oh! Uh, nothing!
Definitely not a Curse Cookie! [chuckles]

174
00:08:26,376 --> 00:08:28,876
Hey! These ladies are trying to curse us!

175
00:08:29,293 --> 00:08:31,876
Get 'em out of here! Get 'em out of here!

176
00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,001
-Get 'em out!
-Yeah, beat it. Beat it!

177
00:08:34,085 --> 00:08:35,210
[screaming]

178
00:08:36,876 --> 00:08:38,543
That was a disaster.

179
00:08:39,043 --> 00:08:43,293
I'm out of ideas!
Who's gonna save our relationship now?

180
00:08:45,335 --> 00:08:46,335
[gasps]

181
00:08:49,043 --> 00:08:51,793
Tom! I-- I didn't think I'd see you here.

182
00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:53,710
Were you gonna use a Curse Cookie too?

183
00:08:53,793 --> 00:08:56,460
What? No. I-- I've been thinking.

184
00:08:57,751 --> 00:08:59,710
If this is our last night together,

185
00:09:00,501 --> 00:09:01,793
I want to spend it together.

186
00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:05,960
Oh, OK, this seems like
a "not-Becca" situation. I'll just go.

187
00:09:07,710 --> 00:09:09,043
[insects chirping]

188
00:09:10,251 --> 00:09:13,376
Well, I just want to say
it's been an honor being your boyfriend.

189
00:09:15,126 --> 00:09:19,585
And also, I was the one who broke
your favorite coffee mug a few weeks ago.

190
00:09:19,668 --> 00:09:22,585
Oh, Tom, I already knew that was you.

191
00:09:25,293 --> 00:09:27,918
So... How do we do this?

192
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,126
Is it just like ripping off a band-aid,
or is it--

193
00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:31,418
-[clock bell tolls]
-[both gasping]

194
00:09:31,501 --> 00:09:32,793
[bats chittering]

195
00:09:33,293 --> 00:09:34,585
[thunder rumbling]

196
00:09:34,751 --> 00:09:37,043
-[clock chiming]
-[Tom gasps]

197
00:09:37,126 --> 00:09:38,460
[squeaking]

198
00:09:39,876 --> 00:09:41,626
-[Angela whimpers]
-[Tom shudders]

199
00:09:43,668 --> 00:09:44,876
-[groans]
-[indistinct cracking]

200
00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,085
[gasps softly]

201
00:09:46,543 --> 00:09:47,460
Oh, no.

202
00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,585
Did I break you with my sad hug?

203
00:09:49,668 --> 00:09:52,460
Oh, no. It was nothing.
You just broke my...

204
00:09:52,543 --> 00:09:54,751
heart-shaped lollipop?

205
00:09:54,835 --> 00:09:56,251
Wait a minute.

206
00:09:56,335 --> 00:09:58,251
The "Full Moon Cafe"?

207
00:09:58,335 --> 00:10:02,418
[chuckles] Tom, do you realize
what just happened?

208
00:10:02,501 --> 00:10:06,418
You "broke my heart"
under the light of the full moon

209
00:10:06,501 --> 00:10:07,710
at 12:00!

210
00:10:07,793 --> 00:10:09,710
-And we're looking at a beach!
-[men grunting]

211
00:10:10,585 --> 00:10:13,710
-So does this mean...
-The fortune came true.

212
00:10:13,793 --> 00:10:15,751
Just not the way we thought it would.

213
00:10:15,835 --> 00:10:18,126
Our relationship is saved!

214
00:10:18,210 --> 00:10:19,835
-[both laughing]
-[cycle bell rings]

215
00:10:19,918 --> 00:10:22,460
I'm the luckiest boy in the world!

216
00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:23,793
[exclaims]

217
00:10:24,585 --> 00:10:26,001
[both chuckle]

218
00:10:27,668 --> 00:10:30,876
I can't believe we actually thought
a cookie could come between us.

219
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:34,335
I know! But today was still creepy.

220
00:10:34,626 --> 00:10:36,543
Fortunes should be taken seriously.

221
00:10:36,626 --> 00:10:39,001
Maybe. Except my fortune never came true.

222
00:10:39,085 --> 00:10:42,043
My brain hasn't opened any new doors
for me lately.

223
00:10:42,126 --> 00:10:43,126
Ow!

224
00:10:44,251 --> 00:10:45,418
[groaning]

225
00:10:45,501 --> 00:10:47,501
[theme music playing]