And that is how they made candles in the Middle Ages.
[whispering] This is so boring!
Why learn about cool stuff like knights and ogres and dragons?
Hey, I like candles.
They're the second best part of birthday wishes!
-[Ginger scoffs] -Come, kids.
There's plenty more educational things to see.
[gasps]
Finally something good.
A sword!
Oh, that's the Sword of Virtue.
No one has ever been able to pull it from that stump.
Legend has it that whoever does
will become the Knight Protector of this realm.
-[exclaims] -But that's not part of this tour.
-[Ginger groaning] -Next up, how nails were made!
[chuckles]
Come on, we've got nails to see!
And you're not going to get the sword out.
-It's stuck forever. -[Ginger grunting]
[exclaims]
[stuttering excitedly] Wow!
Sorry, I didn't hear you!
I was too busy becoming Knight Protector!
[theme music playing]
Aah!
[crowd cheering]
[all laughing]
[indistinct screaming]
[Ben] Duck and cover!
[Ginger laughing, grunting]
-Stop! -Take that!
[laughing]
-That's enough, Ginger. -[male voice] Back away, knave!
[Tom gasps]
I belong to Sir Ginger, the Knight Protector!
[Tom] What the...
My magic sword just got more magic!
What... This is absurd. Let me check that thing for speakers.
-Back away, knave! -Ginger.
-No! -Ow!
This might actually be real.
The Internet Legend Database says
the Sword of Virtue was enchanted with speech
to teach its owner the way of knights.
Sir Database speaks the truth!
What now, brave Sir Ginger?
Ready to learn?
I'm pretty sure I know how this works.
-[whistling] -[woman screaming]
[laughing]
[Sword] Sir Ginger, please. I simply want to teach you.
[grunting]
-Please, Sir Ginger, listen to-- -[screaming excitedly]
Kid, this is a crime scene here, OK,
someone stole a statue right out of the park
and we're looking for clues but--
Your Knight Protector will help, peasant! Yeah!
[Sword] Won't you please just stop?
-So, excited about the laser show? -Yeah, this is gonna be great.
I grow weary from a long day of heroics and I demand a payment of candy!
Candy, I say!
Knights don't get paid in candy. I mean, didn't your sword tell you that?
No.
Sir Ginger has not given me a chance to teach him.
He's been too busy yelling and swinging me.
Quiet, Swordy. I know how to hero. I don't need to learn anything!
But, Ginger--
[tutting] Please raise your hand if you're a knight.
-Oh, I thought so. Now, candy! -[Angela] Whoa, whoa, Ginger, stop!
[groaning]
-Huh? -Huh?
[Ben] What happened in here?
-Hank? -Hank?
Your friend isn't here right now. He's been taken. By me!
[laughing]
Guys, what's goin' on? I'm scared!
I have been awakened from my slumber
because someone is claiming to be Knight Protector.
-Would that be you, Ginger the Weak? -[grunting]
More like Ginger the Gonna-Kick-Your-Butt!
Give me back my pal!
Or what? You could never defeat me!
[Sword groans]
Zap!
[screaming]
If you want to rescue your friend,
meet me in clearing in the woods at sundown.
But you'd better be ready!
That wizard doesn't know who he's messing with!
Right, Ginger?
-Ginger? -[Ginger shuddering]
[Ginger] I don't know how to fight a Dark Wizard.
I thought being a Knight Protector would be fun, not scary.
What am I gonna do?
Well, I hate to be Captain Magic,
but the sword did mention it could train you to be a better knight.
Can you really do it, Swordy?
Of course, Sir Ginger! You simply must follow The Knight's Path.
The first step is no time to yield,
for now's the time to make your shield!
Now we're talkin'! I want one with spikes and a laser!
But if you want to win the day, you must do it in the right way.
-What's that mean? -I think I might know.
[grunting]
Medieval blacksmiths were master technicians.
Observe their process!
[humming]
[Ben exclaims]
That looks like a dinner plate.
For a first try, it's not bad, huh?
Well, OK.
Swordy, I made a shield. What do I do with it?
That shield will help you save the day
as you learn to knight the knightly way.
But to strike fear into a foe's chest,
you must create your knightly crest.
But what's that? A cool helmet?
Oh, I know this! A knight's crest was a picture representing who they are.
What? I went through a castle phase.
Ginger, ask yourself, who are you?
[laughing]
OK, this is everything that's important to me right now.
Not sure how it's gonna help me fight a wizard.
The third step is no small trick.
To learn the craft of wax and wick!
The craft of wax and wick?
Hmm, wax and wick!
[gasps] It sounds like you're supposed to make a can--
Now slowly pull the candle by the wick from its mold and...
Voila!
Not bad! Huh!
But what does that have to do with being a knight?
Guys, it's almost sundown. We're running out of time to save Hank.
This makes no sense!
How will a candle, a picture, and a junky shield help me fight a wizard?
[Sword, muffled] To win your fight...
Oh.
You must be clever. Use the things you've learned together.
Uh, not helpful, Swordy!
Ginger, you don't have to do this alone. We can help you.
I am the Knight Protector. This is my fight.
It always has been, ever since earlier today when I got this sword.
I have to trust my path.
[panting]
Where'd you get a staff like that?
Did you have to make it? Is there a guy who sells staffs?
Silence! I sense someone nearby.
Well, well, well. Do you think you have what it takes to fight me?
You bet. You're looking at someone who just did the Knight's Path!
[laughing]
You young fool! I could banish you to the dark realms with a single spell.
No, you can't because I can use the things I learned together!
Candle! Crest! Junky shield!
[birds twittering]
OK, Swordy.
What now, Swordy?
[shudders and gasps]
[laughing]
[Ginger shuddering]
[Ginger groaning]
-Ginger, what happened? -I lost.
My stupid sword gave stupid advice.
Using the things I learned together didn't do anything!
I'll never understand being a knight.
Hmm.
Wait. Maybe that's not what "together" actually meant.
[both laughing]
-Tom! -What?
I, Tom the Squire, hereby announce the arrival of Sir Ginger the Brave!
Fool!
[grunts]
-Hmph! -Yes!
[Ginger laughs]
Lady Angela the Candle Maker!
[battle cry]
[laughing]
[groaning]
Yeah!
Getting your friends to fight for you? What kind of knight are you?
Real knights depended on others to succeed.
Blacksmiths, squires, and candle makers all helped too.
[Ben] Yeah!
Now eat sword, knave!
[grunts]
[man] Congratulations on completing this interactive lesson on Medieval knights!
Swordy? What are you saying?
-Hey, you're the museum guy! -I am.
We got a lot of feedback that our normal tours are, well, very boring.
So this "quest" is a new program we're doing.
But the sword talked.
Yes, it has little speakers in it.
-What? But how did you know that? -Sorry for fooling you, Ginger.
But they said if we played along,
they'd give us tickets to the museum laser show!
[all laughing excitedly]
[all laughing]
I don't understand!
Are you saying the Knight's Path stuff wasn't training me to be a wizard fighter?
No! It was learning!
[grunts] You tricked me!
That's true, but, Ginger, look what you did!
You were a brave knight and you saved your friend!
And I bet you had some fun, too.
[groans]
OK. But my next adventure better be real!
Well, I'm glad you liked it!
I'm going to have to ask you to clear out.
Another kid is coming and we can't spoil the surprise.
[theme music playing]