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♪

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[Dieter speaking German]

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Yeah!

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[Shouting in German]

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Yeah!

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[Crowd jeering]

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[Shouting in German]

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♪

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Narrator: With Gary Jacks
imprisoned in a Russian gulag,

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Rainer turned to
his frequent leading man,

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controversial German actor
Dieter Daimler.

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Dieter Daimler and I had
made seven films together

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by the time I enlisted him
to help save "Bachelor Nanny."

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Our first film told the true
story of Aldo Vacci of Sicily,

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a dwarf who experienced
the stigmata in the 14th century

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and was eventually imprisoned
just because.

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And...action!

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Okay. Okay, Dieter.

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Let's go again.

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Rainer:
The man was a genius.

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We had a profound
yet complicated kinship.

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[Indistinct conversations]

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Dieter: Hey! Rainer!

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[Shouting]

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I am the sun!

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Looking down on the pestilence
that you are!

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Rainer: When Daimler landed
in the Ula Mountains,

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he had not even deplaned
before he started ranting

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that we should have
spelled out his name in stones

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so that he could see it

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when he flew over
the countryside.

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Why are there not even
some Hawaiian drinks

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when I step out
the [bleep] plane?!

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I'm coming --
I'm coming down.

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It's no matter.
It's no matter.

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Narrator: Anticipating
a tirade from Dieter

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over the production's
humble accommodations,

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Rainer planned a ruse to keep
the eruption short-lived.

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It would be this one.

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This is our...
regular lodging.

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For me? Regular lodging.Regular lodging for you.

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[Woman speaks German]

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[Speaks German]

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I am not sleeping
with farting dogs.

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I demand better!
Rainer!

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Dieter.
[Grunts]

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Okay, okay.

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There might be
one other option.

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Okay. Good!

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[Coughs]

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"Luxury lodging." Hm.

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Dieter, this is, uh...Mm-hmm.

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This is where
the chief's daughter...

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Yeah?

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...heavily, heavily
pregnant daughter,

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she lives in there,
and I would have to evict her

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and make her live
in a hole like --

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Yeah, so what? Then
that's what she gonna do.

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She gonna live in a hole.
She gonna bleed and starve.

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But, Dieter --

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Bring all the bags
to luxury lodging!

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That's good. That's fine.
Show me around.

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This is Brian's place.Unh-huh.

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Classic bachelor pad.

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Billiards, darts...

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couch shaped like
a woman's mouth.

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Dieter: Of course,
Rainer wrote this part for me.

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Bachelor Nanny.
It's a great character.

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It's somebody who has
a very, very wild lifestyle,

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and, uh, he loves pool playing

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and, uh, music...

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and, uh nature, women.

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Um...

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He doesn't like kids.

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And, of course, Rainer,

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who has his ideas
and who's, uh, creating,

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I think, a great story,
a beautiful film.

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[Choir vocalizing]

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And then
we find the twins.

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Did he pee? Did he --
Did he poo-poo?

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You don't know.
You don't know.

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And then you go in
for the change.

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Which is worse --
pee or poo for me?

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You don't want poop.
You're hoping for urine.

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And...action!

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So...let's hope
this diaper change

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is not a close encounter
of the poopy kind.

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Newspaper,
Mr. Banner!

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Whoa! Two babies?!

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In order to secure
our bond for Dieter,

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who had a habit of nearly
killing people on every shoot,

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CBS insisted I add a young actor
to the show

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to lighten up some
of the "batshit vibe"

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I had going on over here.

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Hey, Buster.
Shut that door.

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I mean, yesterday, you didn't
even have a girlfriend,

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but now you got
two kids?!

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Damn. You get busy.

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You get bi-ih-zee.

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Ohh. You gettin' busy,
Mr. Banner.

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Why are -- Why --
Why is he dancing now?

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Biz-zee! Damn!

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[Shouting in German]

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I try. I try. Okay?

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Hey, uh, Dieter?

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Hi. I'm Alan Yaffa.Mm-hmm...

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CBS head of comedy.Yeah.

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How you doing?
You're doing great out there.

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I'm loving it,
and, you know,

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the studio loves
the breakdancing beat,

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so, I mean, we can help
the scene, if you want.

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I see you're upset.

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Maybe we come up with a line,
a funny line for you,

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you know,
"I wish Ihad those moves!"

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Get out of the artistic area
when I speak to the director!

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I think --
Now!

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I think we got off on the wrong
foot, Dieter, alright?

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Is there anything I can get
for you for your dressing room?

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Chocolate milk!

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Chocolate milk.
Consider it done.

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Thank you.Alright?

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Thank you.

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[Horse neighs,
cow moos, goat bleats]

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Thank you, Alan Yaffa.

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I was younger
than you guys

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when I was on my first sitcom,
actually.

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It must have been '77...

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In order to get
the best crowd reactions,

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the network has insisted on
not using a local audience.

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Instead, they want
to fly people from...

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Woodland Hills, California.

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It's a suburb where major films
are focus-grouped.

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While their fat, corpulent,
ignorance does enrage me,

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I have to agree.

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They do make
the best test audiences.

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[Indistinct conversations]

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♪

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♪

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♪

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♪

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[Bird screeches]

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Tomorrow, we give ourselves
over to the fates...

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and you become your characters.

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So tonight we kill our egos
by burning ourselves in effigy.

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Burn, Dieter. Burn.

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I just want to say
that I wish

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I was a better actor,
sometimes,

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and I -- I think
I can be a lot funnier.

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Rainer: That's enough.
You can burn it now.

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Burn.
Burn, Butterman, burn.

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Masho, this is
a symbol of your ego.

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Burn your ego.

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Hy-a-a-a-ah!

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[All chanting]

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[Chanting stops]

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So tomorrow, 7:00?

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7:00 pickup, yep.

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[Goat bleating]

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[Motor starts]

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[Creaking]

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Narrator: After months
of arduous preparation,

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tape night had arrived

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for Rainer
and the "Bachelor Nanny" team.

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♪

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[Cheers and applause]

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♪

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Hello! Hello! Oh-ho!

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[Cheers and applause]

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Welcome!

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Would love
to ask you a question!

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Who has been to a taping
of a network sitcom before?

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[Cheers]Oh, quite a few hands! Okay.

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And who has been
to the Ula Mountains?

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Yeah?
Or the Volga Riverlands?

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Oh, less people, but okay.
[Chuckles] Welcome.

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Before we begin, I'm gonna
read a list of crew members

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who have died of exposure
over the past month.

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Vim Vorsman, Ulaf Schultz,

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Sham Shuster of Lorimar,

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Hans Hermann,

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Menawahle Putushuka the Elder,

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Bernhart Becker,

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Menawahle Putushuka
the Younger...

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I'm getting excited!

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[Rainer continues
in distance]

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I'm getting excited.

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Okay! That was everyone.

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Tonight, you're in
for a real treat.

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We have a fantastic show.

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Enjoy it. Have fun.[Applause]

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Thank you! Thank you!

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[Cheers and applause]

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Let's roll cameras!

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And...action!

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[Cheers and applause]

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Am I going crazy
or are those two babies?

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[Canned laughter]

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It is two babies.[Door closes]

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Twins of
my stupid sister.

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But, buddy,
they cramp my style.

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I'm so mad!

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[Laughs][Laughter]

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Action!

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[Laughter]

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Rainer:
Taping was magnificent.

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The actors were on fire.

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[Laughter]The crowd was delighted.

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And we were ahead of schedule.

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Give it up for the kids!
Working with kids here!

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[Cheers and applause]

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Until Dieter
fell into the abyss

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of infectious laughter

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and kept breaking character.

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[Laughs]
No, I can't! I can't!

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Gordy!
You've already landed.

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Dieter: Keep rolling.
Just keep rolling.

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Yep. We're rolling.
Okay. Pick up.

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Maybe it won't be so bad.
Maybe they'll pay for the beer!

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[Laughter]

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N-- But now he's
improvising, right?

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It doesn't work
if you comment on the fact

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that he's improvising.
It's not --

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And pick up.

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Hey, maybe
it won't be so bad.

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Yeah, maybe they're
playing poker with us.

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They're just
playing poker,

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like two babies playing
poker with us, you know?

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Exactly.
Again.

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Another pick-up.

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[Laughing
hysterically]

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Uh...

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Oh, my God.

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Rainer: I know.Dieter: It's really fun.
It's so funny.

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Yeah, yeah, it's --Sometimes I can't help it.

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You have the giggles.
You have the giggles.

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Please, can we try to get
to the end of the scene?

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Yeah.
Okay?

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[Shouting in German]

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Dieter. Dieter.
Dieter!

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[Shouting in German]

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You've got to apologize now
for Butterman and me!

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Dieter, we have to shoot
10 scenes tonight.

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Yeah, I know!And two joke pickups.

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Tomorrow,
we lose the audience.

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We have to move on.

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No, we are not
gonna move on!Can we move --

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I will riff
when he gets to riff.

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Butterman and me,
we got to keep on doing this

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and we're gonna improvise

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and we're gonna top
each other with jokes

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while you and this
Scheisse audience will rot

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like dogs in the streets!

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That's what's
gonna happen

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because this is art
and you are scum!

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Yeah. Great, Dieter.
That's good.

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We cannot plod along
on tape night, okay?

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Go again.

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Your mother
mounts like a whore!

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[Audience oohs]

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My mother died peacefully
of M.S. in her 80s.

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If you keep riffing
with Kevin Butterman,

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you jeopardize the fate
of "Bachelor Nanny."

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The Dushkir elders and I
will disembowel you

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in front of this audience
from Woodland Hills, California.

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You do not want
to put these good people

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through that carnage.

267
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,987
Well, then...

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I would -- I-I would
just s-s-suggest we --

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we end this scene...

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like God or Lucifer
intended.

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Great. [Sniff]
Okay! Going again.

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Same pickup!

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[Animals howls]

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And...action!

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So...this is where
the magic happens.

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[Giggles] Spare me,
David Copperfield.

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Oh, a Jacuzzi!

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Mm-hmm. Jacuzzi,
Jacuzzi, Jacuzzi.

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Narrator: Shooting was back on
track and spirits were high.

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Ahh!

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I love the bubbles.Yeah...

282
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But with just two scenes
left to tape, catastrophe.

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Out! Out!

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[Thunder rumbles]

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Narrator: Raiders from the
neighboring Conca tribe

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descended on
the Dushkir village

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to settle
a longstanding blood feud.

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I've been able to shepherd
the principal cast to safety.

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But the crew, extras,

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and audience
must fend for themselves.

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[Blades clanging]Aah!

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[Laughing]

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[Indistinct shouting]

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♪

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[Grunts]

296
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Rainer: Hours later,
the marauding cowards

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of the Conca were gone.

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Filming was paused for the day.

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The audience was given
a small per diem and pizza

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to stay the night,

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while art department
mopped up the carnage

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and redressed the sets.

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♪

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At dawn the next day,
we filmed the final scene.

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The events and hardships
of the journey

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were evident in
the breathtaking performances.

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Oh, April.

308
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,335
You reallymean it?

309
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,598
I mean, you --
you won't evict me

310
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for having...

311
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two baby twins?

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[Speaking German]

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"Sure, they can stay.

314
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,088
You whine more
than them, anyway."

315
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[Laughter]

316
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,004
Man, that's great!

317
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:48,050
She seems cool for someone
you called Attila the Babe.

318
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[Laughs] April!
Don't listen to him.

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[Speaking
native language]

320
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Rainer:
"Did you mean that?"

321
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,886
But of course not!
I was joking!

322
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,454
[Speaking
native language]

323
00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,673
"What about
the baby part?"

324
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,113
You could
quote me on that.

325
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,202
[Audience awws]

326
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,291
[Cheers and applause]

327
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:20,996
Narrator:
On March 22, 1983,

328
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15 months after arriving
in the Dushkir Valley,

329
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:28,438
Rainer Wolz wrapped the taping
on the "Bachelor Nanny" pilot.

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[Applause]

331
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:35,010
♪

332
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,012
[Up-tempo synth music plays]

333
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:45,760
♪

334
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:54,464
♪

335
00:17:54,595 --> 00:18:03,212
♪

336
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,996
Hi. I'm Howie Mandel...

337
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,434
Narrator: The show was a hit
and was nominated

338
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for 7 Primetime Emmy awards
and 11 Creative Arts Emmys.

339
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,310
And the winner is...
Michael J. Fox, "Family Ties."

340
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,833
[Cheers and applause]

341
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,401
[Shouting in German]

342
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,925
Narrator: However,
losing to Michael J. Fox

343
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proved too much for Dieter,

344
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:26,540
who immediately quit the show
and vowed to

345
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,412
"never again slum with
the artless rotting corpses

346
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,067
of network television,"

347
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,938
choosing instead to return

348
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,811
to his German
avant-garde theater roots.

349
00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,861
[Indistinct conversations]

350
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,516
Rainer: I visited with Masho,
now Masho Yaffa,

351
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:49,389
who continued acting
after "Bachelor Nanny"

352
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:53,001
and was married
to CBS executive Alan Yaffa

353
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:57,310
from 1984
until his death in 1996.

354
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,095
[Sprinkler clicking]

355
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,706
Rainer: Masho,
were you angry with Dieter

356
00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,405
for abandoning the show
after he lost the Emmy?

357
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,581
No. Oh, God, no.

358
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,105
Was I sad? Sure.

359
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,498
Look, though, honey.

360
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:15,023
I grew up in a yurt
in Siberia.

361
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,243
[Scoffs]
I mean...

362
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,289
To end up here?

363
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,944
[Scoffs]
I mean, right?

364
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,685
It's good.

365
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,861
It is remarkable,
Masho.

366
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:34,216
Rainer: But not everyone
from the "Bachelor Nanny" cast

367
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:37,393
fared as well as Masho.

368
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:40,179
For season two,
network executives

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decided to refresh the cast

370
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,054
and Gordy was
written off the show.

371
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,971
The years that followed
were unkind to Kevin Butterman.

372
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,626
In August of 1987,

373
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:56,760
he robbed a sporting-goods store
in San Antonio, Texas,

374
00:19:56,891 --> 00:20:00,242
and killed two police officers
while fleeing.

375
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,201
Kevin:
It's funny, you know.

376
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:06,205
You shoot your way out of a
store to avoid going to jail...

377
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:10,078
and then you end up in arguably
the worstpart of jail.

378
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,866
Rainer: Seven days later,

379
00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,739
Kevin was executed
by the state of Texas.

380
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,871
♪

381
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:25,006
But I choose to remember him
not for his crimes,

382
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:27,095
but as Bachelor Brian's

383
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,229
affable best friend
and neighbor,

384
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,274
sweet Gordy Sinclair.

385
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:36,670
♪

386
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,585
[Indistinct conversations]

387
00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:43,764
♪

388
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,374
Man: Oh!

389
00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:50,684
♪

390
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:56,037
♪

391
00:20:56,167 --> 00:21:01,390
♪

392
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:03,000
Ohh!

393
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,611
[Chuckling] Oh-ho!

394
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:10,443
♪

395
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:16,275
♪

396
00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:18,755
I did not return
to the Ulas

397
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:22,368
to worship
at the shrine of nostalgia.

398
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:26,285
Rather, my lifelong friend,
collaborator,

399
00:21:26,415 --> 00:21:29,810
and tormentor, Dieter Daimler,

400
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:32,378
had one final demand of me.

401
00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:37,905
♪

402
00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:42,388
I learned of his death
from cancer earlier this year.

403
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:46,000
And a courier brought me
an urn of his ashes

404
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:48,263
with a note attached.

405
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:55,052
"Hey, shit mouth,
I died of cancer.

406
00:21:55,183 --> 00:22:00,319
These are my ashes for when
they set my body on fire.

407
00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:05,019
Spread my remains
where I deserve to rest.

408
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:06,673
Dieter."

409
00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:14,724
[Sniffs]

410
00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:18,859
♪

411
00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:22,906
♪

412
00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:24,908
[Laughter]

413
00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:29,870
♪

414
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,875
♪

415
00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:37,399
[Laughing]
No, I can't! I can't!

416
00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:39,923
♪

417
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:41,490
[Laughter]

418
00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:46,887
♪

419
00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:52,240
♪

420
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,894
[Coughs]

421
00:22:54,024 --> 00:23:02,903
♪

422
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:06,254
♪

423
00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:10,563
[Bird screeches]