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**

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Ra-Sharir?

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Man: Oh, my God!

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Wayne: Listen, you idiots,
I work for the [echoing] FBI!

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And after we heard that...

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you are surprised
with what happened next?

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**

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**

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Doss: My name is Bill Doss.

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I'm former FBI.

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Wayne Delancey,
A.K.A. Father Ra-Shawbard,

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was my informant.

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**

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In the late '70s, I was assigned

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to the elite
cult unit of the FBI.

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We had been formed
after the tragedy of Jonestown

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for the unique purpose
of stopping cult activity.

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**

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I reached out to a colleague
of mine -- Larry Cooper.

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Larry had been
profiling serial killers.

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We're having drinks one night,
and I said,

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"Larry, how the hell
am I ever gonna know

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what a nut bag
like Jim Jones is thinking?"

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Larry looks at me and says,

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"What if the nut bag
worked for you?"

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The problem with profiling
serial killers

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is that you can only do it

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after they've killed
a bunch of people.

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This way, we could learn
what we need to

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and no one would get hurt.

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It was a hell of a plan...

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on paper.

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Doss:
Our first order of business was
to find ourselves a front man.

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Someone had to run the cult,
right?

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And then, like a gift
from the gods,

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Paternius just falls
into our lap.

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* Doo doo doo doo

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* You know I'll be waiting
on the corner *

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* Whoo-whoo

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Paternius -- real name

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Wayne Delancey --
had a health food store

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on Sunset Boulevard
that specialized in yogurt.

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He called the place
Counter Culture.

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The place had a staff of about
20 girls, not a bra between 'em.

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Cooper:
The guy is raking it in.

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Buys a nice house in the hills,

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lives there with 50
or so of his followers.

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They call themselves Paternians.

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Local P.D. tossed it our way

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because it qualified
as cult activity.

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So we stopped by the yogurt
stand to take a look.

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Within five minutes, it's clear
the whole thing is a front

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for a drug-dealing operation.

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We arrested Wayne in the back

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loading the cocaine
into little bags himself.

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He just gave us a look like,
"Oh, man."

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[Camera shutter clicks]

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So we figured, "Jackpot."

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We could use this interrogation

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to get inside
the head of a cult leader.

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Wayne, if it wasn't a spiritual
journey, what was it?

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I've just always really loved
getting high.

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What about the women?

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Turns out they really love
getting high, too.

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He was always real fast
with a quip.

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Yeah, I was jealous of it.

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We're gonna have to clip
your wings.

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No, no, I get it.

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Time to get this old boy
back on the reservation

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and let him play possum
till the next time

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Crazy Horse taps me on the
shoulder and says, "Let's ride."

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I don't really know
what that means, but...

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how about
we make a deal?

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**

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That's a beautiful word,
"deal."

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And you're talking
to a dealer.

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**

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Doss:
So the three of us move into an
office, we start making a plan.

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I gotta say, that damn Wayne,

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he may have been half a kook,

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but, boy, when it came to cults,
he was smart as all get-out.

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We asked him,
"How do you get members?"

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He said we should take out
an ad with nonsense words on it.

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"Purify, elevate, liberate."

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People just started calling in

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and started
sending money for tapes.

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There is the world we see,

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but there's also a second world
that we do not.

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How do we unlock the door
to that world?

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Who has the keys?

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Who lives there?

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What do they have for breakfast?

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He couldn't be Paternius
anymore,

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so we had to come up
with a new identity.

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Cooper was from Pittsburgh,
big Steelers fan.

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Cooper: Oh, yeah, man,
I love the Steelers.

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Doss: Wayne suggests
everyone in the cult

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should just be
the players names rearranged.

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Cooper:
Bradshaw became Shawbard.

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Greene and Harris
became Negree and Sharir.

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Father calls me Ra-Temblar.

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"Tem" is for the temple,
and "blar"

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is for the blaring
of the message of love.

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I was named after
God's kindness.

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Nope. You weren't named
after kindness,

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you were named
after Jack Lambert,

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meanest son of a bitch
to ever play the game.

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When God saw Jack Lambert play
football, he pissed his pants.

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Wayne even thought everyone
should wear Steeler colors.

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These people thought they were
on a path to enlightenment.

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And unbeknownst to them,
they were dressed like

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a bunch of drunks
at a tailgate.

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[Laughs]
We had a lot of fun.

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I don't think about it much
because of how it ended,

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but those were good times to be

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in the elite cult unit
of the FBI.

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**

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Doss: It's like sending your kid
off to college.

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We even loaned out a Rolls-Royce
from evidence

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for him
to drive to Oregon.

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I remember patting on the hood
and telling him,

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"Screw who you want,
do what you want,

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but stay off the drugs,
Wayne."

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**

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Everything got off
to a great start.

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People were showing up
every day,

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and they were totally
under Ra-Shawbard's control.

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So we started our experiment
to see how easily cult members

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would surrender
their free will to a leader.

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Cooper:
These people ate up everything
Wayne told them to do.

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He had them talking
to vegetables,

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dancing for hours on end,
spinning in circles.

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It was genius.

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But my favorite was
Wayne's signature

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heliumtopic meditation.

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**

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Doss: Once a week,
members would suck on helium

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and then admit what
they were most ashamed of.

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[Helium hissing]

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[High-pitched voice]
When I was 15...

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I stole my grandmother's locket
from my mother's jewelry drawer.

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I pawned it to get money to go
to Florida with my friends.

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Doss: After they confessed,
the rest of the group

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would wail on them
with pool noodles.

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**

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And then finish up
with a big old orgy

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with one great Wayne detail --

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they had to scream their orgasms
into jars

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so that they could be saved.

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**

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[Men, women moaning pleasurably]

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He told us that we should save
our moments of ecstasy

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should there ever come a time
when darkness falls.

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**

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It's a career case.

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I figured I might be in line
for deputy director,

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if not director one day.

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When we showed the world what
these cults were really about,

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who would ever join one again?

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Of course, we...

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we didn't count on Ra-Sharir.

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**

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Ra-Sharir showed up
after the first wave.

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[Laughs]

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And immediately
engrained herself

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into Wayne's inner circle.

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Doss:
Wayne told us she was a true
believer like he'd never seen.

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I told him, "Don't you ever
let her forget who's in charge.

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And, remember,
stay off the drugs, Wayne."

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Cooper:
He had a wicker chair,

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and Ra-Sharir started
calling it his throne.

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We should have seen that
as a red flag.

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Doss: I didn't care
about the throne.

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What I cared about is,
somehow this Ra-Sharir

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was becoming the spokesperson
for the cult that I started.

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When I read about the sign
in the grocery store,

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I was very upset.

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Then she goes and she makes it
a national news story

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by threatening
to rename the town.

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Tonight, a small town
in Oregon may lose its name.

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Ra-Sharbarda.

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I reached out to Wayne,
I made it very clear,

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I said, "Wayne, you've gotta put
a stop to her."

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You're a little out
of your lane, Wayne.

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Any chance you can pull your
friend Ra-Sharir back for us?

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Wayne: Who?

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Ra-Sharir, Wayne.

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The one who seems to be
running things over there.

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What?
Ra-Sharir?

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Yeah, that's right --
Ra-Sharir.

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Where?

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Oh, yeah, man.

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Ra-Sharir, she's...

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Yeah, she's --
what a dynamite lady.

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Bill you gotta meet her.

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How the (bleep)
am I gonna meet her, Wayne?

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I'm an FBI agent,
and she's a cult member.

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Who is?

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Goddamn it. Ra-Sha--

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Wayne, are you back on drugs?

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That was our one rule,
you son of a bitch!

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Whoa!
Take it easy.

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Uncalled for.

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[Receiver clicks, dial tone]

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I always really regretted
yelling at him.

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Especially since it was the
last time I ever spoke to him.

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News today out of
the Shawbard Valley Ranch,

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where where Ra-Sharir
has announced

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that Father Ra-Shawbard
has taken a vow of silence.

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Father will use his silence
to contemplate

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what plagues this world.

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Doss:
I saw him in that chair,

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and I realized
we had to get him out.

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We made a plan.

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Larry would go in undercover
and extract Wayne.

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**

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One day passes,
and I-I don't hear from Larry.

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Then two days, then three.

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Then on the fourth,
I see him on the news,

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dancing with other cult members.

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**

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Thinking, "Boy, Larry's really
going deep cover on this one."

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Then he calls.

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Cooper: Bill?

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Larry!
Where the hell have you been?

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Uh, it's not Larry anymore.

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My name is Ra-Tunbol.
What?!

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I'm Ra-Tunbol now.
And I'm finally home.

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Ra-Tunbol?

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God!
It's not Tunbol, it's Blount!

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He named you after hall-of-fame
cornerback Mel Blount!

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Be happy that the man
you once knew as Larry Cooper

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has found a peace he never knew
in the life he's leaving behind.

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You're not a cult member,
Larry.

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Did you ever think you might
be a member of a cult?

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The cult
of law enforcement?

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(Bleep) you, Larry!

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I did go in to extract Wayne.

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That was always the plan.

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But every time I talked to a
Shawbardite to get information,

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I left the conversation
feeling better about myself.

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I'd been divorced twice,
and my kids didn't talk to me.

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Maybe it's cause I drank
too much back then

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or never called them.

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Maybe it's because I spent
too much damn time

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hanging out
with serial killers.

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Point is, the Shawbardites
taught me to forgive myself.

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And once I did...

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I was happy.

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**

252
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:35,528
**

253
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,731
Well, I knew I had
to go to the brass.

254
00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,400
**

255
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,003
Jack Fancy was
our section chief.

256
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,973
Walking into his office,
thinking it couldn't be worse,

257
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,241
and when I opened the door,

258
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,310
he's watching Ra-Sharir
on the news.

259
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:53,380
This is an attack
by the federal government

260
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,682
on a religion of peace.

261
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:59,086
Tonight, we bring you video
out of Shawbard Valley Ranch,

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but we warn you what you're
about to see is graphic.

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00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,124
Ra-Sharir?

264
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,592
Man: Oh, my God!

265
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,727
So I'm watching this.

266
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:10,063
Bill walks in,
and I turn to him and say,

267
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:13,233
"Do you notice that driver
looks a lot like Agent Cooper?"

268
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,769
**

269
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,972
By the way,
where is Agent Cooper?

270
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,108
He just started to cry.

271
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,376
Yeah, I cried.

272
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,279
I cried hard.

273
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,048
Cried for a real long time.

274
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:35,989
**

275
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,961
Stratus: If you thought
things couldn't get worse

276
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,695
for the people of the town
formerly known

277
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,764
as Chinook,
you'd be mistaken,

278
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:48,869
as over half of the townspeople
now are infected with pink eye.

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00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,770
Medical officials
say they've seen an influx

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of affected patients
and are worried

281
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that they've got a full-scale
epidemic on their hands.

282
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,878
In an effort to get
to the bottom of why

283
00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,547
so may in our town
have fallen ill,

284
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:03,116
our local law enforcement
has pulled security video

285
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,485
from all eating establishments.

286
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,587
We do not think
it is a coincidence

287
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,191
that a town that has never
had this problem before

288
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,893
is having it now --

289
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:15,295
after a group of Shawbardites
touched

290
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:21,068
all the items in the salad bar
without even getting a salad.

291
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,537
**

292
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:28,408
So if our friend Ra-Sharir
is watching,

293
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:31,278
I'd just like
to say one thing...

294
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,713
enough is enough.

295
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,949
**

296
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,718
Doss: Turns out Ra-Sharir
wasn't satisfied

297
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,754
with giving conjunctivitis
to Chinook.

298
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:46,059
She was building a pink-eye army
to infiltrate all of Oregon.

299
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,760
**

300
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:52,132
It was diabolical because
pink eye is so contagious.

301
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:55,969
**

302
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:59,272
Around this time, we got a hit
on Ra-Sharir from Interpol.

303
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:05,545
Her real name is Saavi Chambal,
and she was a known hypnotist.

304
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,081
She was also wanted
in five countries.

305
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:10,717
Doss:
Turned out, she had a history
of joining cults

306
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,552
with the suspected goal
of convincing everyone

307
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,154
to go off themselves

308
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,923
so she could get away
with the money.

309
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,991
We even found some photos
that led us to believe

310
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,759
she was at Jonestown.

311
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,861
**

312
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:25,232
That was all we needed
to surround the ranch.

313
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,701
[Siren wailing]

314
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,603
Woman:
Tensions are running high here

315
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,572
outside of
Shawbard Valley Ranch,

316
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,741
where federal agents
have surrounded the area.

317
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,376
Man: The path
to Shawbard Valley Ranch

318
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:39,980
has been completely blocked
by a barricade of Mason jars.

319
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,482
And what's in these jars
is anyone's guess,

320
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,751
but it could be noxious gases.

321
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,720
Fancy:
There was a theory that we were
dealing with chemical warfare.

322
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,557
I called Agent Doss
to see what he thought.

323
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,759
Doss: I told Agent Fancy
it was probably the jars

324
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:55,428
they screamed
their orgasms into.

325
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,064
Then he hung up on me.

326
00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:00,934
The hope was that the joy
of the orgasm jars...

327
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:04,804
would turn back the violent
urges of the law enforcement.

328
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:10,377
**

329
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,145
It did not.

330
00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:17,484
**

331
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:22,855
**

332
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,857
Ra-Sharir:
They are coming for us.

333
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,494
You can hear them
getting closer.

334
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,829
Shh.
Doss: Sick to my stomach.

335
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,665
I knew the power Ra-Sharir
had over those people,

336
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,035
and now I knew
what she was planning to do.

337
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,669
But they do not know

338
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,439
that we have a better life
waiting for us

339
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:41,308
after this one, huh?!

340
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,843
Our fear was that she would
give a suicide order,

341
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,878
and that's exactly
what she did.

342
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:50,517
So tell me, are you ready
to die today, huh?

343
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,686
I thought I was going to
have the blood of 200 people
on my hands.

344
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,557
I said, are you ready
to die today?!

345
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,727
Man: Um, no.

346
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,929
What?
Who said that?

347
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,965
I just don't think,
like, in general,

348
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:09,169
that's what
we're here for.

349
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,939
Are you not here to follow
Father Ra-Shawbard?

350
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,475
We are, but, like,
where is he?

351
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:18,978
He is recovering,
and I speak for him.

352
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:22,082
If I may, I think what
we're all reacting to

353
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:26,919
is how aggressive things
have gotten here.

354
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:30,023
A month ago, this place
had a really good vibe.

355
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,459
Now, there's, like,
guns everywhere

356
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,461
and itchy eyes.

357
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:38,131
And there are hardly any orgies.

358
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:42,369
And it's just not
what we all signed up for.

359
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,836
Everyone look at me!

360
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,405
Here's the thing --

361
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:50,443
the eyes are the most important
tool a hypnotist has.

362
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,011
A hypnotist with pink eye

363
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,481
is like a boxer
with two broken hands.

364
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:58,551
**

365
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:02,689
Look at me-e-e-e.

366
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,592
Doss:
Thank God for pink eye.

367
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,327
Fancy:
In a standoff situation,

368
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,597
the dream is everyone
comes out with their hands up.

369
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,632
This was that dream.

370
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,268
[Helicopter blades whirring]

371
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:18,271
Reporter:
The siege at Shawbard Valley
Ranch is over before it started,

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00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:21,408
with members turning themselves
in to federal agents.

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00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,676
Most were released within
the course of a day,

374
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,714
save for one, Ra-Sharir,
who is in police custody.

375
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:31,851
**

376
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,221
Doss: We had multiple witnesses
who corroborated

377
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,023
that Ra-Sharir had tried
to pink eye the entire state.

378
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,559
We could have put her away
for years.

379
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,494
But she had an ace
up her sleeve.

380
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,196
I simply played them a tape

381
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,765
that I thought
they might find interesting.

382
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,334
[Reel whirs]

383
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,769
[Helium hissing]

384
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,540
[High-pitched voice]
I'm an FBI agent.

385
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,974
My partner and I
recruited a man

386
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,877
named Wayne Delancey
to start this cult

387
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,180
and then run it
to our specifications.

388
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,117
[Inhales sharply]

389
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,619
[Helium hissing]

390
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,020
The U.S. government
is responsible

391
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,957
for everything that
has happened here.

392
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,260
[Normal voice] I'm sorry.

393
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,094
[Sobbing]

394
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:19,899
I cannot speak to why she was
released, but she was released.

395
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,302
Today, the final member
of the Shawbard Valley Ranch

396
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,237
was released
from federal custody,

397
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,839
and Ra-Sharir had a message
for everyone.

398
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,442
You want to know what I think?

399
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,778
Tough titties!

400
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:37,950
**

401
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,090
Cooper: I took my pension
and never looked back.

402
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,627
I spent the next few years
getting in touch with my kids.

403
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:51,631
It's not perfect, but three out
of four of them call me Dad.

404
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,234
I kicked around,
did some odd jobs.

405
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,470
But something was still
missing for me.

406
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,539
And so I went out and found it.

407
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:04,811
**

408
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:09,549
**

409
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,785
I think the thing about me
that surprises people the most

410
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,721
is that
I stayed in Chinook.

411
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,122
[Chuckles]

412
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,426
The reality was,
despite how it ended,

413
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,761
I'd enjoyed my time here.

414
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,162
Mm.

415
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,865
Man: I mean, sure,
it was weird at first.

416
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,967
But you get used to things.

417
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,903
Plus, she makes a hell
of a green juice.

418
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,306
Well, sure,
I'm surprised we're friends.

419
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,774
But what can I say?

420
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:38,745
My God teaches me to forgive.

421
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,547
That doesn't mean I forget.

422
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:44,284
Every day when I go to pay
for my juice...

423
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,219
I do it in pennies.

424
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:53,226
**

425
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,795
Fancy: What do I think happened
to Wayne Delancey?

426
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,564
He's probably dead.

427
00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,700
Agents on the scene
searched Shawbard's domicile

428
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,335
but couldn't find him.

429
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,271
Based on his injuries
from the car accident

430
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,072
and the fact
that he never saw a doctor,

431
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:10,377
our best guess, he's buried
on the premises somewhere.

432
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,211
If I ask you to picture
Wayne Delancey

433
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,513
with his beard
shaved off,

434
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:17,517
wearing an FBI jacket
and sunglasses,

435
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,153
you think it would
look anything like this?

436
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,490
And if he is dead,
do you want to explain to me

437
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,826
why every year
on the anniversary of the raid,

438
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,328
I get a Pittsburgh
Steelers postcard

439
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,630
sent from a different
corner of the globe?

440
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,465
**

441
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,967
When people find out
I'm a Shawbardite,

442
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,236
they are surprised
that I still adhere

443
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,238
to the teachings
of a con man

444
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,941
who was only pretending
to be a spiritual leader.

445
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,743
And the only thing
I can tell them

446
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:48,681
is that I was sad
before I met him...

447
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,183
and happy when I knew him.

448
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,486
And I don't know what more
to want from anyone

449
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,288
other than that.

450
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,256
**

451
00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:00,327
I do wish he hadn't stolen
from me, though.

452
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:07,367
**

453
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:15,342
**

454
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:21,314
**

455
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:23,783
[Birds chirping]

456
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:30,823
**