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Good evening.
I'm Helen Mirren.

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And you're watching
"Documentary Now!" Season 53.

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In a small Welsh village,
two men enter a ring.

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But instead of doing battle
with their fists,

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they throw stones
at each other.

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And actually, it's not a ring,
it's a sheep pen.

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I give you the 1996
classic sports documentary

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"How They Threw Rocks."

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Indistinct conversation ]

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[ Singing in Welsh ]

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[ Welsh accent ]
Yes, I'm back.

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Others tell me I've changed,
but I haven't.

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I'm still the champ,
and I don't take too well

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to somebody going around
saying otherwise.

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[ Singing continues ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Crowd cheering ]

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Bring a smile
to your face.

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Now, I know what you've all
been saying, lads and ladies.

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He's bigger than me.
He's younger than me.

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And yet not one of you
have said

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he's better-looking
than me.

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So at least on that count,
I know you're being honest.

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Announcer: He's the hero,
and he's the man!

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He's the one
they've come to see.

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Reporter: Do you have
a girlfriend, Sior?

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[ Welsh accent ] Do I have
a girlfriend?

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A gentleman never --
what's the expression?

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A gentleman never
has a girlfriend.

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You say he's big.
You say he's mean.

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But I'm the hottest shot
you've ever seen.

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Announcer: He's certainly not
the people's favorite.

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"Get your hair cut,"
the crowd say.

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Man: Olly!Group: Oi!

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Olly!Oi!

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Olly! Olly! Olly!Oi! Oi! Oi!

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They thought he was
burnt out and pastured.

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They thought he was way too old.

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But this here, lads,
it's people's champ.

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He was about to weave gold

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[ Birds chirping,
sheep bleating ]

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[ Speaking Welsh ]

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There she is. I wouldn't be
what I am without her.

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Formidable,
but I'll tell you what.

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One tough cookie.

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You have a cross word
with Ma Lewis-Ifans,

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be prepared for anything up to
and including single combat.

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I can tell you.

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Love her.

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Alwyn Lewis-Ifans was
the most charismatic, skillful,

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and brutal craig maes fighter
that I have ever seen.

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[ Crowd shouting, applauding ]

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Announcer:
It's an absolute bloodbath

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as Lewis-Ifans
and Rhys-Thomas

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go back and forth,
back and forth!

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Teale-Griffith:
Craig maes, or "field rock,"

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is a sport unique to the Welsh
village Llagoelwyn on Wrst,

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in which two men enter
a sheep pen divided in half.

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Each fighter has a pile
of rocks,

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a pile they have
personally collected

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from the surrounding field.

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And during each
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they take these rocks

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and hurl them at one another...[ Crowd shouting ]

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...with great force.

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Announcer:
Down goes Rhys-Thomas!

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Down goes Rhys-Thomas![ Bell rings ]

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Allie, as he was known locally,
was a folk hero in Llagoelwyn.

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Announcer:
Oh, there's an Allie Whirlie!

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Teale-Griffith: He'd won
the Golden Stones as an amateur

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and then went pro at 17.

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And when he announced

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he was going to attempt
to win back his title

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in his hometown
of Llagoelwyn on Wrst --

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in his first fight
in over five years, no less --

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well, it was a national event.

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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

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Teale-Griffith: These people,
this town, they loved Allie

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because they believed
he fought for them.

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Davies-Gruffudd:
The problem was

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Allie had never fought anyone
like Sior Strawboss.

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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

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Strawboss didn't dance.
He didn't strategize.

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He simply threw a rock
harder than anyone on earth.

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[ Bell rings, crowd cheering ]

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Strawboss:
Yes!

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Teale-Griffith: I once wrote,
"When Strawboss strikes

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another man with a stone,
even God winces."

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I was quite pleased
with that one.

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Davies-Gruffudd: There was
a feeling amongst many of us

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that this fight for Allie
was a mistake.

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Man:
Are you worried, Allie?Am I worried?

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No, I'm not worried at all.

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Aye, Sior Strawboss
is a nasty character,

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but let's not forget, now, lads,
I've just come out of prison.

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And, uh, next to the boys I
spent the last five years with,

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Strawboss is as timid
as your dear old aunt.

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[ Laughter ]Not your Aunt Dorissa.

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I wouldn't want to scuffle
with her.

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How's she doing?
She all right?

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Man:
She's good now.Lovely.

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Davies-Gruffudd: You see,
they didn't just love him

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as a fighter.

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They loved him
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he had gone to prison
for them --

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which one could argue he had.

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Turner: There were
a lot of sheep stolen

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up and down the valley
in the spring of 1969.

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So we set up a sting operation
and caught Die John red-handed.

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Well, the problem was Die John's
father was Tom the Milk,

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chairman of the farmers union.

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There wasn't much more of
a powerful man in the valley

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than Tom the Milk.

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So he pulled a few strings,
and he got Die off

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with nothing more than a slap
on the wrist.

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Well, of course,
Allie was having none of it.

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Do we not pay our taxes?Group: Yeah!

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Do we not deserve protection?Group: Yeah!

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Now, I'm no vigilante, but I
won't stand by and do nothing.

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The farmers of this village
are like family to me.

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And you don't want to see
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when you steal from my family.

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Would you steal a car?Group: No!

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Would you steal a child?Group: No!

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It's the exact same thing!
You would not steal a sheep!

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That farmer wakes up in
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He has lost a child.

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Or that sheep wakes up,
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It's full-on emigrated.

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It goes to the other sheep,
"Oh, hello."

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They go, "Sorry.
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We're sheep sheep."
"Well, but --"

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"No, you're a mountain sheep.
We're sheep sheep."

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Now, all of a sudden,
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in a sheep sheep pen confused,
lonely, scared, traumatized.

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Now, you think about that!Group: Yeah!

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I know why he did what he did.

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In many ways,
I wish I'd done it myself.

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Judge:
Now, I want to make clear

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that whilst you have not been
prosecuted for sheep theft,

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you arebanned from ever
entering this village again.

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Have you anything to say?

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I wouldn't step foot in this
filthy town again if I --Man: He's got a rock!

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Don't you say another word,
you louse!

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You keep
your filthy mouth shut!

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[ Indistinct shouting ]

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An arrest tonight,

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where craig maes champion
Alwyn Lewis-Ifans

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has been accused of putting
a sheep thief in a coma by --

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no surprises here -- hitting him
on the head with a rock.

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Turner: Allie was at the peak
of his craig maes career

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but was willing to throw it
all away in the name of justice.

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Forgive them, Mum, for they know
not what they do.

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It should have been me.

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Yet I was the man
who had to arrest him.

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Sorry.

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There was no avoiding jail
after that.

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Five years.

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And so yes, he came out older,
slower, and thicker.

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But the people loved him

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more than they'd ever loved him
before.

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[ Crowd cheering ]

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How do you feel about fighting
an ex-convict, Sior?

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He may have just got out
of jail,

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but after the fight,
he'll want to go back in jail --

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where I can't get to him, see?

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'Cause of the jail bars.

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If it was a battle of verbosity,

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Allie wasn't going to have
any trouble.

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But, you see, it wasn't.

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And to see Strawboss train

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was to doubt
he could ever be bested.

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Man: Here's the one![ Grunts ]

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[ Men cheering, applauding ]

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And that's, of course,
when I coined the name

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the fight would forever
be known as --

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"The Melon Versus the Felon."

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Davies-Gruffudd:
Well, I didn't care for it.

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Yes, Allie was a felon.

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But Sior wasn't a melon.

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He threw rocks at melons.

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I suppose it should have been

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"The Felon Versus the Man
Who Throw Rocks at Melons."

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And I told that to anyone
who'd listen.

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Well, he was jealous, wasn't he?

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No one liked his name
for the fight.

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I wanted to call it
"The Quarrel at the Corral."

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I mean, it's all well and good,

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but that's not how you pronounce
"corral."

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You can't just change the word
to make it rhyme with "quarrel."

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You simply can't.

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I mean, it's -- it's like saying
"sqaurrel" for "squirrel."

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Lewis-Ifans:
I'm in a bit of a foul mood
today, ladies and gentlemen.

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I went down to the grocer to buy
some melon, and they'd run out.

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Apparently, my opponent's been
using them as sparring partners.

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[ Laughter ]

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It's funny, really.

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He's training with fruit,

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and it's my intention
to turn him into a vegetable.

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[ Laughter ]Davies-Gruffudd:
His wit was as sharp as ever.

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But there were worrying signs
as to his fitness.

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Okay. Enough.

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Locals stopped by every day

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bringing him food both sweet
and savory.

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Time for me to take
my medicine.

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Davies-Gruffudd: Welsh cakes,
pasties, sausage rolls.

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I never saw him turn one down.

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He was heavier, which is
problematic for a fighter

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whose style was to be elusive.

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He would go for runs,

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and the children in the town
would run along with him.

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But after a while,
the children would pass him.

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And then he'd try to catch up
with them,

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and he wouldn't be able to.

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He'd laugh
as though he were pretending.

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But, uh, you could tell
he was deeply unfit.

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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

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Davies-Gruffudd: He was drinking
too much, eating too much.

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More troubling than that
was the gambling.

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We'd only see the small stuff,

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like "How many cashew nuts
are there in the jar?"

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...445...

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446...

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[ Men groaning ]

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You've only been counting
the halves, Jan, haven't you?

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I never claimed counting
was my strong point, gents.

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Count it, Godwin.

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Davies-Gruffudd:
He just loved to wager

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on how many of a thing
was in any given place.

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Man:
...80, 81,

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82 sheep in the field!

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Aw!
Allie.

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I could've sworn
there were 100.

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Davies-Gruffudd: This was when
the whispers started

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that Allie was deeply in debt
to his bookmakers,

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and people began to worry
that the fight might be fixed.

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[ Up-tempo music plays ]

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Teale-Griffith:
Now, the day before the fight

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is the collection.

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From sunup to sundown,

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each fighter is allowed
to gather

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as many stones as they can
for their match pile.

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Sior was single-minded that day.

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He walked through the field
with purpose,

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picking up every stone
he lay eyes on.

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He built an opening pile more
impressive than I'd ever seen.

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Allie, on the other hand,
seemed distracted,

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as if his mind
were somewhere else.

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In fact, I wrote,

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"He had the air of a man looking
for a dropped wedding ring

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he wasn't sure
he wanted to find."

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[ Chuckles softly ]

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I liked that one quite a bit.

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...516, 517...Davies-Gruffudd:
In a normal match,

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each fighter collects
about the same number of rocks.

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...519.

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That was not the case
on this day.

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...35, 36, 37.

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Strawboss 519,
Lewis-Ifans 37.

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Lewis-Ifans:
Remember, though, lads.

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It's not about the number
of rocks you've got.

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It's how you throw them.

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I don't imagine I'd need more
than 10 to get the job done.

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And, uh, well, I'll pass
the rest out as souvenirs.

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[ Chuckles ]

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Larger in person
than what I thought he'd be.

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You seen him?[ Whispering indistinctly ]

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You fucking told me.

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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♪

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♪

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♪

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[ Crowd cheering, announcer
speaking indistinctly ]

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Announcer: ...for the big event
of the afternoon.

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Entering the pen
is Alwyn Lewis-Ifans

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and Sior Strawboss.

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Group:
[ Chanting ] Alwyn! Alwyn!

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Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,
let's join together

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and sing our national anthem.

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[ Group singing
"Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau" ]

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♪

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Davies-Gruffudd:
There is nothing

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quite like the tension you feel

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before the opening bell rings
in a craig maes match.

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And never more so
than on that day.

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Teale-Griffith: You couldn't
believe Allie had a chance.

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Referee: Okay.
Let's have a fair match here.

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Teale-Griffith:
But to see that smile

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was to think...
"Maybe he cando it."

301
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,036
Announcer: Once those shirts
are coming off,

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that shows that these lads
mean business.

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Seconds away, then,
from the start.

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Olly! Olly! Olly!Group: Oi! Oi! Oi!

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Olly!Oi!

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00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,523
Olly!Oi!

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00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:35,222
Olly! Olly! Olly!Oi! Oi! Oi!

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[ Chanting ]
Alwyn! Alwyn! Alwyn! Alwyn!

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Davies-Gruffudd: Allie had
told us he would dance.

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He showed us howhe would dance.

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And yet at the opening bell,
he grabbed his largest rock

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and went for the kill!

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[ Bell rings ]Announcer: The bell has gone.

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There goes Allie!

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Oh, it's Allie with a Whirlie!

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00:14:56,939 --> 00:15:00,421
And yet Strawboss didn't blink.

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[ Crowd shouting ]

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Davies-Gruffudd:
And in that first round,

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Allie just unloaded on him,
rock after rock after rock.

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Strawboss didn't move until
right before the bell rang.

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Announcer:
Oh! That must have hurt!

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[ Bell ringing ]

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Teale-Griffith:
In fact, when the round ended,

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Strawboss just glared,
as if to say,

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"If that was your best,
it wasn't enough."

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And I turned to Garth,
and I remember I said,

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"Strawboss is the nail
that cracked the hammer."

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00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,546
And I'll never forget
what Garth said to me.

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He said, "Owen, that's enough."

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Bloody typical of him

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to remember all these years,
isn't it?

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Andto bring it up in public.

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Yes.

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00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,515
Man:
He's not used to this.

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Teale-Griffith:
He drank a pint of bitter,

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which wasn't uncommon for him
between rounds.

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But then he also gestured
for a scotch.

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Davies-Gruffudd:
His eyes betrayed a man

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who knew he had met his match.

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00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,573
[ Crowd cheering ]

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00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:08,228
[ Bell ringing ]Announcer: Here we go, then.
Next round.

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00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,447
Will we see a little bit more
from Alwyn?

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00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,580
Teale-Griffith:
And when the next round started,

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he adopted the turtle.

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00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,585
Announcer: My goodness.
What's going on here?

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00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,761
[ Rock thuds ]Oh, my goodness!

347
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,764
He's standing there
like a turtle!

348
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,461
Turtling is
a craig maes technique

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where the fighter turns his back
to his opponent

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to protect his head and face.

351
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,164
Now, it is useful
to avoid a knockout

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if the fight is winding down

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and you think you might win
by decision.

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00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:38,084
But to do it
this early in a fight

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against someone like Strawboss
was suicide.

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00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:45,569
The way Allie hung there,
like a rag doll,

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you thought he might be dead.

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Announcer:
What on earth is going on?

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00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,270
What is happening?

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00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:53,708
And yet he would turn
and taunt Strawboss.

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00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,318
[ Shouting indistinctly ]

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00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,407
Davies-Gruffudd:
He'd say, "Are you still here?

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I thought you had left."

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00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:01,063
And this enraged Strawboss,

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who kept throwing harder
and harder.

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00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,675
[ Bell rings ]

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00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:07,329
Meanwhile, the pen was getting
smaller and smaller.

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00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:10,550
Announcer: Once again,
they, uh, narrow the arena,

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00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:13,249
giving the guys less room.[ Bell rings ]

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00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:15,077
Out they come, then,
for round 3.

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00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,905
The crowd will be expecting
a little bit more from Allie.

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Davies-Gruffudd: The next two
rounds, it was the same thing --

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Allie just getting punished
by Strawboss.

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It was almost masochistic.

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00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,699
[ Grunts ]Announcer:
Oh! That caught him!

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00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:31,702
He's taking all the punishment!

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00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,183
I mean, it really was impressive
that he hadn't gone down

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00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:37,360
but so deeply sad that it was
going to end this way --

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00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:40,233
a champion,
well, basically conceding

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00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,930
that he had no way to win.

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00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,851
Announcer: The crowd, they're
stunned, they're surprised.

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00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,461
This is not the Allie
they know and love.

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Group: [ Chanting ]
Alwyn! Alwyn! Alwyn! Alwyn!

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00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:59,948
And then...he recited a poem.

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00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:05,084
Teale-Griffith: "And Father Time
will knock at my door.

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00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:08,957
Yet he shall not find me there.

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00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,481
Look as he may in every room

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00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,615
'neath floorboard
and under stair."

389
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,356
[ Woman singing in Welsh ]

390
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:19,663
"For I will have left
a day before

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to spare myself his embrace.

392
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,104
♪

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00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:29,717
In a field alone,
I'll find my stone...

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00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,459
♪

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00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,635
...and look it in the face."

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00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:38,160
♪

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00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,207
When he finished,
I turned to Garth, and I said,

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"It's not a poem.

399
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,819
It's an elegy."

400
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,517
And I said,
"Shut the fuck up, will you?

401
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,041
Just for once, shut the fuck up,

402
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:54,220
watch what's happening,
and don't comment on it!"

403
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,701
Yes, it hurt my feelings.

404
00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,095
Hurt them very much.

405
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,184
No one likes to be snapped at.

406
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:06,754
Announcer: The crowd not losing
their passion for Allie.

407
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:10,279
They're still 100% behind him.

408
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:11,759
[ Bell rings ]

409
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:13,456
Here we go, then!
Next round!

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00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,763
[ Crowd cheering ]

411
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,808
♪

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00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,941
Crowd:
Oh!

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00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,682
Announcer:
Strawboss can't understand

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00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,988
why he's not throwing back.

415
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:27,601
Strawboss starting to lose
a little bit of energy now.

416
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:30,865
He's slowing down.
He's not throwing fast.

417
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,475
He's not throwing hard.

418
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:35,304
He is really looking exhausted.

419
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,959
Oh, my goodness!
He's only got one left!

420
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:40,483
Nothing more than a pebble left!

421
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,790
What damage can he do
with this one?

422
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:45,271
Oh!

423
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,621
So -- Oh, my goodness!

424
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,840
Allie has come alive!

425
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,929
Allie has come alive![ Rock thuds ]

426
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:55,194
Look at this!
Look at the speed!

427
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,934
He's throwing!

428
00:19:56,978 --> 00:20:00,155
Oh, look at him go!

429
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,766
He's got Strawboss
going back on the heel!

430
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:05,073
He's throwing!

431
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,423
What a speed -- Oh!

432
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:10,818
Maybe it was just a tactic!

433
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:14,169
Look at this![ Bell rings ]

434
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,997
Allie has done it![ Crowd cheering ]

435
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,086
He's done the impossible!

436
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,915
The crowd go wild!

437
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,700
Allie has done it!

438
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:26,399
Teale-Griffith: In craig maes,
you throw rocks from your pile.

439
00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:28,227
When your pile is gone,

440
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:31,839
you can throw the rocks
your opponent has thrown at you.

441
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:34,798
But if your opponent
hasn't thrown any rocks,

442
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:37,018
when you're out...you're out.

443
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:41,501
Allie knew exactly
how many rocks Sior had.

444
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:44,808
And each time
Sior bounced one off his back,

445
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,376
Allie subtracted it.

446
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,900
Teale-Griffith:
To be able to keep track

447
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:53,121
in the heat of a match
requires the sharpest of minds.

448
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:55,950
And, of course,
Allie had spent months

449
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,909
making everyone think
he couldn't count.

450
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,918
[ Down-tempo music plays ]

451
00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:10,007
[ Crowd cheering ]

452
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,009
Davies-Gruffudd:
After the knockout,

453
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:17,145
Allie stepped over the midline
and lifted Sior to his feet.

454
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:21,497
It was an incredible act
of sportsmanship.

455
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,195
And also an immediate
disqualification

456
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,502
per the rules of craig maes.

457
00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:27,895
Announcer:
He's crossed the line!

458
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:30,245
He's gonna have to be
disqualified!

459
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,203
Why would he do that?

460
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:34,684
Teale-Griffith: In the weeks
that followed, it was discovered

461
00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:39,254
that Allie had indeed arranged
to throw the fight.

462
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,779
But his pride got the better
of him.

463
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,041
So, that was --

464
00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:46,957
Well, it was really
his only choice.

465
00:21:47,001 --> 00:21:50,134
That or having his legs broken
by gangsters.

466
00:21:50,178 --> 00:21:53,790
Oh, people in town
lost their shirts.

467
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:57,054
But they were so proud of him
for how he'd fought

468
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:59,100
that none of them cared.

469
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:01,189
Turner: There was a trial
for match fixing.

470
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:06,934
The judge found him guilty, and
he sentenced him to 20 years.

471
00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:09,328
I'll tell you a story.
He sat in his local pub.

472
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,199
[ Laughs ]

473
00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,070
There weren't all smiles
that afternoon,

474
00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:15,464
for every face had held a frown.

475
00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:17,205
But in a moment,
all would change

476
00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:19,468
for the people of that town.

477
00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:21,383
For their conquering hero
would return

478
00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:24,212
to regain his golden crown.

479
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:30,044
'Twas the day that Allie
knocked Sior Strawboss...

480
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,959
What?

481
00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:36,050
I love him,
but he's fucking useless.

482
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:37,704
[ Laughter ]

483
00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:40,402
[ Group singing in Welsh ]

484
00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:48,410
♪

485
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:56,418
♪

486
00:22:56,462 --> 00:22:58,464
[ Tempo increases,
hands clapping ]

487
00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:02,729
♪

488
00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:06,341
[ Singing slows, ends ]

489
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,387
[ Cheers and applause ]