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<i>Venice Beach... a city built on contrast.</i>

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<i>Decade old concrete buildings layered
between million dollar homes.</i>

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<i>Worn out beach bums litter the same
streets your cousins from Oklahoma...</i>

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<i>visit every summer.</i>

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<i>Every weird dive bar you love is being
pushed out by some shitbag tech company.</i>

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<i>And somewhere between the ruckus,
you'll find this guy...</i>

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<i>Venice's only licensed detective.</i>

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You just gotta live your life.
It goes by so fast. It's like a whisper.

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<i>That's my boss, Steve Ford...</i>

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<i>a self-appointed figurehead
in the community.</i>

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<i>Takes that job very seriously.</i>

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Before you know it, you're 12 years old,
and then where are you?

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I don't want you to make
the same mistakes that I made.

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It starts like this, a little bit of weed,
and then a little bit of blow, okay?

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And then a couple bottles
of tequila every week.

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And hookers three times a week.

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And, yeah, it's fun, in the moment,
it's fun, but let me tell you something.

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Those moments always end up
when your head feels like this big...

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like a bus ran over it.

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You happy about that?
No, you're not happy about that.

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Then not too long after that,
you're sitting on your kitchen floor...

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buck naked, you got a gun in your mouth...

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and all you're thinking
about is, is today the day?

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Is today the day I pull the trigger? Bang!

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But you got a right to live...

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and you gotta fuckin' live right,
you get me?

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All right.

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Let's go. This is a skate park,
come on. Let's go skate.

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<i>I always wanted to be a private detective...</i>

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<i>and with Steve being the only outfit
in town, I really had no other choice...</i>

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<i>but to work with him.
Which is good... I think.</i>

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And seeing as he was busy mentoring
the local youth of today...

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I was left to finally get a shot
at cracking my first case...

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and it has led me here,
to Nola Tuiasosopo...

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at least, I believe I'm pronouncing that right,
I don't know, she's Samoan.

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Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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some of them have tricky
last names, some of them.

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Well, I'll edit that later.

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Missing since July. I just spotted her
at the corner of sixth and Oakwood.

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And, let me tell you, Steve was not
exaggerating, Nola is very attractive.

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Scratch that, she is very, very insanely...

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why isn't she a professional
model-attractive.

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Anyway, by the looks of it, she's going
into a support group of some kind.

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I'm guessing Alcoholics Anonymous, just...

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Shit. Dammit.

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<i>And my name's John, Steve's partner.</i>

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<i>Well, soon to be partner,
just waiting for some paperwork.</i>

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Who'd like to go first?

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Hello, my name's Rick and I'm a sex addict.

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Hi, Rick.

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My poison's pornography.

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It started back in Catholic school
and got progressively worse.

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I'm currently logging about 40 hours a week.

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That's a full-time job.

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I've got premium subscriptions
to the big four...

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PornHub, RedTube,
Reality Kings and Brazzers.

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Not to mention, EskimoTube...

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JizzHut...

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Oh, God, I'm a monster!

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Jesus, right?

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Would you like to share with the group?

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- Would you like to share with the group?
- The group?

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no! No, I'm good. I'm good to just listen.

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That's not really how it works.

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Everyone is required to participate
on their first night, please.

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Well, if it's required.

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Okay.

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I'm John...

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- and I'm a sex addict.
- Hi, John.

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Hello. Yeah, I just love sex.

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I love getting it, I love giving it.

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I love it too much and I get it too much,
that's my main problem.

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On that sex road, I've got my thumb out,
waiting to get on one of the sex cars.

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I am also logging about 40 hours a week...

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but on sex, not just
jacking off like this guy, right?

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Full-blown sex. And, actually,
come to think of it...

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it's more than 40 hours.
So, I'm doing time and a half.

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I should get paid my overtime. I mean,
obviously I'm not condoning sex for money.

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That's bad, right?
We all agree, would you? Good.

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I really just have sex with...
any old thang that comes my way.

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There's some limits, obviously, age...

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18 and below is no... <i>no bueno,</i> no good.

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Upwards, though, is where I really shine...

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50, 60, 80, 90, centennials...

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- Okay! Thank you for sharing, John.
- All right, you got it.

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- Nola? Hey, Nola?
- Are you following me?

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No, no, no, I'm not following you.
No, no, don't mace me!

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I'm not a stalker. I...

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I am technically following you,
but not in a stalker way...

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just as a professional...
strictly professional.

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Look, your brothers
hired my boss to find you...

92
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and that's where I come in.

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They want you to come home,
okay, they miss you.

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I could drive you,
at least to my boss' house.

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In a professional way...

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not as a maniac or a pervert,
on either parts.

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Yeah, I'll let her know.

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All right, so you'll be
safe there till tomorrow...

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and then in the morning we can figure out
how best to deal with your brothers.

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Well, how about that Rick guy?
40 hours a week?

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I mean, that's a serious
commitment to masturbation.

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Yeah, hopefully he's changing
hands every once in a while.

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I mean, if you don't,
that's carpal tunnel syndrome...

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- And the blistering, and chafing.
- Yeah.

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Let's just hope he's got
a little tub of like, Neosporin.

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Well, I'm just saying.

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Sorry.

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- Okay, well, this is it.
- Great.

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As you can see,
it's a very nice establishment.

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And, you'll be home in no time.

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<i>Send her up.</i>

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There he is.

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Steve's a great guy.
All right, well, pleasure to meet you.

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- You, too.
- Yeah.

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- Thanks for the ride.
- No problem, just doing my job.

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- Goodbye.
- See ya.

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She'll be fine.

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Steve's a good guy.

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She'll be fine.

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Stay down! You're gonna wish
you never touched her!

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- Stop it, you're gonna kill him!
- Nola, take your ass in the goddamn room...

122
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and don't you come out of there!

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Listen, listen, let's talk about this.

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You're about to go through a Samoan storm.

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- Paid you to find her, Steve.
- I did find her!

126
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We told you to find her, not fuck her.

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- She's our sister, you son of a bitch.
- Yeah.

128
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You're dead, Steve!

129
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Run, Steve, run!

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Okay, hands, pal! Let me see your hands!

131
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I said hands, now, get them up!

132
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Jesus.

133
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Oh, Bill, it's you. Jesus,
how you doing, man?

134
00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:17,970
Steve, what the hell are you doing out here?
Aren't you tired of this Peter Pan bullshit?

135
00:11:18,069 --> 00:11:21,065
This is no kind of life, you're an old man.

136
00:11:21,165 --> 00:11:25,510
Why don't you just meet somebody your
own age and make a life, for God sakes?

137
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- I will.
- You know, someday, Steve...

138
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one of these guys is gonna catch you
and what are you gonna do then?

139
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Call 9-1-1, come find you,
we're gonna eat a lot of donuts.

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- Fuck you, Steve. Go home.
- Take care of yourself.

141
00:11:38,927 --> 00:11:41,584
- Be careful.
- This is not normal, okay?

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They hook electrodes up
to people when they do this.

143
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Well, that's what that feels like.

144
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There he is, get him!

145
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Turn, turn, hurry up! Hurry up!

146
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Go, go, go!

147
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- Oh, yeah, we got him now.
- Faster.

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Go, go, go, go, go! Look at this asshole!

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- Shit!
- Come on, let's go, let's go.

150
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Excuse me.

151
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Steve, you can't have a gun in the bar!

152
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You motherfucker!

153
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Let's go, go, go!

154
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Go, go, go, go!

155
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Tino, Tino. Let me in!

156
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Where'd he go?

157
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- Yo, open up, man. Come on.
- You're naked.

158
00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:22,727
- What? Yeah, naked. Please let me in.
- I can't take another heart break, Steve.

159
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:25,664
- The car? That's what this is about?
- I loved that car, Steve.

160
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,960
- Oh, man, come on, Tino.
- It was stolen and I asked for your help.

161
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- I'm sorry, all right?
- I got feelings and I'm sensitive.

162
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I know you're sensitive. I understand!

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Alright, I'll get the car,
I'll get the car for you.

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- Say you promise.
- I promise.

165
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- You're not saying it. No!
- I promise you I'll get it. I promise.

166
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- Fingers up.
- Let me in, man, all right!

167
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- Cover that dick, I got pizza here.
- All right, yeah.

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Fuck.

169
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- <i>Orale</i>.
- Pull, fucker!

170
00:14:04,168 --> 00:14:07,205
I'm not going in there.
That's Spyder's place.

171
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,209
My car's in that guy's garage, Steve,
you gotta get it for me.

172
00:14:10,309 --> 00:14:12,912
I'm not a repo man, okay,
I'm a fucking detective.

173
00:14:13,012 --> 00:14:17,295
You promised, Steve. I saved your ass,
Steve. Your word is your bond.

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00:14:17,395 --> 00:14:20,619
- Okay, all right.
- Your word is your bond!

175
00:14:20,719 --> 00:14:25,122
- Your word is your bond!
- All right, just relax. Give me the keys.

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Thank you, Steve.

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I got this.

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Hell yeah, fool.

179
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:45,712
Hey. Two large pepperoni pizzas.
You ordered them, right?

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00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:49,180
Hey, Spyder, pizza dude's here.

181
00:14:49,781 --> 00:14:52,143
<i>Carlos Manuel Ochoa...</i>

182
00:14:52,244 --> 00:14:56,187
<i>goes by the name of Spyder, with a "y,"
with links to the Sinaloa Cartel.</i>

183
00:14:56,288 --> 00:14:59,992
<i>Rumor has it he once killed a barista
at Starbucks for misspelling his name.</i>

184
00:15:00,091 --> 00:15:02,661
<i>Which is tricky, it's with a "y."
Not the point.</i>

185
00:15:02,761 --> 00:15:06,006
<i>If there's drugs being sold in Venice,
they're coming from Spyder.</i>

186
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,836
Two pepperoni pizzas. Didn't you order that?

187
00:15:10,936 --> 00:15:13,387
No one ordered pizza, man.

188
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,775
2-0-0-4, this is your pizza, right?

189
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,294
Kinda old to be delivering pizzas, aye?

190
00:15:19,394 --> 00:15:22,132
You're telling me, man, my old lady
gives me shit all the time about it.

191
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,030
How much?

192
00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:27,581
$25.00.

193
00:15:29,153 --> 00:15:33,123
Thanks, man, thank you, that's plenty.
Hey, man, can I use your restroom?

194
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,193
I've been in the car a long time.

195
00:15:35,694 --> 00:15:38,335
- One or two?
- One.

196
00:15:39,297 --> 00:15:41,867
- All right, bro.
- Where is it?

197
00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:44,436
To the left. Don't piss on the seat, huh?

198
00:15:44,536 --> 00:15:46,412
All right.

199
00:15:47,272 --> 00:15:49,608
Who the fuck are you,
are you a cop? Huh? Huh?

200
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,996
- No.
- Huh? Who are you?

201
00:15:52,095 --> 00:15:54,044
- Steve.
- Is that right?

202
00:15:54,144 --> 00:15:56,080
- I'm Spyder's friend.
- Yeah?

203
00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:58,032
That's the lavatory, right?

204
00:17:19,129 --> 00:17:20,993
Hey, Spyder...

205
00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:24,021
I think someone's stealing your car.

206
00:18:09,614 --> 00:18:11,265
Motherfucker.

207
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,433
You killed my car.

208
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:31,663
You can't kill a car like this,
man, look at it. You know...

209
00:18:31,837 --> 00:18:34,171
a little hammer, a little glass.

210
00:18:34,272 --> 00:18:36,689
Tires still look fantastic.

211
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,465
Sorry.

212
00:18:49,521 --> 00:18:51,170
Fuck!

213
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:11,141
<i>Dave Jones, and no,
not the lead singer of</i> The Monkees.

214
00:19:11,242 --> 00:19:14,212
<i>This guy's a local legend
and Steve's longtime best pal.</i>

215
00:19:14,312 --> 00:19:18,684
<i>His claim to fame was surfing
the pier naked for 12 hours straight...</i>

216
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:22,720
<i>on acid. Nowadays
he's lost a lot of that mojo...</i>

217
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:25,013
<i>mainly due to a pretty nasty divorce.</i>

218
00:19:25,112 --> 00:19:26,558
Hey, Dave.

219
00:19:30,328 --> 00:19:32,613
Did you start working at Tino's Pizza?

220
00:19:35,366 --> 00:19:39,004
Yeah. You want my take on all of this?

221
00:19:39,404 --> 00:19:40,405
Yeah.

222
00:19:40,505 --> 00:19:43,356
Never buy a surf shop,
look at this inventory.

223
00:19:45,108 --> 00:19:47,746
She wants full assets and alimony, too.

224
00:19:48,246 --> 00:19:50,056
Sorry, man.

225
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,522
You're gonna be all right.

226
00:19:52,622 --> 00:19:54,619
We'll figure something out.

227
00:19:54,719 --> 00:19:58,224
- Sun's gonna be up soon.
- Yeah, it is.

228
00:19:58,324 --> 00:20:02,500
- Should probably get some sleep.
- I just finished your new board.

229
00:20:18,108 --> 00:20:21,045
This has been fun,
but I gotta go pick up my dog.

230
00:20:21,145 --> 00:20:23,248
Why don't you just let her have Buddy?

231
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,803
She likes that I come by to pick him up.

232
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,510
Makes her feel better...

233
00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:32,057
safer I think.

234
00:20:32,924 --> 00:20:34,441
Her?

235
00:20:50,408 --> 00:20:53,935
<i>Steve's sister has fallen on hard times
after her husband took off...</i>

236
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:57,382
<i>and emptied their bank account.
He's really been there for her.</i>

237
00:20:57,482 --> 00:20:59,584
- Steve.
- <i>Helping out as much as he can.</i>

238
00:20:59,684 --> 00:21:02,020
- Hey, Katey.
- Thanks for the coffee.

239
00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:04,604
<i>It's pretty selfless of him, actually.</i>

240
00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:11,184
- <i>See? What a guy.</i>
- Taylor!

241
00:21:11,885 --> 00:21:13,429
Taylor!

242
00:21:13,829 --> 00:21:16,031
Uncle Steve's here to pick up Buddy.

243
00:21:20,638 --> 00:21:22,673
Have you heard from him?

244
00:21:22,773 --> 00:21:25,810
Still somewhere in Australia
and finding himself.

245
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,131
We can't afford to stay here.

246
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:31,436
He thinks there's something more out there.
I mean, what the fuck is out there?

247
00:21:31,516 --> 00:21:33,483
Honey, I don't know.

248
00:21:34,039 --> 00:21:35,851
You're gonna be all right.

249
00:21:41,492 --> 00:21:44,361
<i>Buddy Ford, 49 years old in dog years...</i>

250
00:21:44,461 --> 00:21:47,364
<i>and 100 percent Parson Russell Terrier.</i>

251
00:21:47,464 --> 00:21:49,384
<i>Man, does Steve love that dog.</i>

252
00:21:49,484 --> 00:21:51,018
Uncle Steve.

253
00:21:51,117 --> 00:21:53,754
Hi, Taylor. What are you studying?

254
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:57,558
- Chemistry.
- Want some help with that?

255
00:21:57,658 --> 00:21:59,508
A.P. Chemistry.

256
00:22:02,730 --> 00:22:05,137
Will you bring Buddy back later tonight?

257
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:09,610
How about if I bring him back every night
and pick him up first thing in the morning...

258
00:22:09,692 --> 00:22:11,372
until you tell me to stop?

259
00:22:11,472 --> 00:22:13,923
- Really?
- Yeah.

260
00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:18,101
- That would be cool.
- He gets a little gassy.

261
00:22:18,202 --> 00:22:20,047
I don't mind it.

262
00:22:20,348 --> 00:22:23,002
Come on, Buddy, here we go.

263
00:22:23,788 --> 00:22:26,471
Come on, here you go, right out here.

264
00:22:57,050 --> 00:22:58,753
Sorry, no dogs.

265
00:22:58,853 --> 00:23:01,456
- Oh, no, he's all right.
- What does that mean?

266
00:23:01,556 --> 00:23:04,625
That's just something I say
when I try to circumvent the rules.

267
00:23:04,725 --> 00:23:06,761
Sometimes it works.

268
00:23:06,861 --> 00:23:09,724
No? All right. Get out, pal.

269
00:23:10,063 --> 00:23:11,881
Large coffee.

270
00:23:18,038 --> 00:23:20,240
You're not in your office.

271
00:23:20,340 --> 00:23:23,360
- Lew the Jew.
<i>- Okay...</i>

272
00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:27,716
<i>I know how that sounds.
It's not offensive, everyone calls him that.</i>

273
00:23:27,816 --> 00:23:29,884
<i>I mean, he calls himself, "Lew the Jew."</i>

274
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:32,884
- No, I'm not in my office.
- I went by your office.

275
00:23:32,984 --> 00:23:35,857
- And you didn't find me there?
- Steve, I want to hire you.

276
00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:38,593
<i>He's a savvy businessman,
and a little miserly...</i>

277
00:23:38,693 --> 00:23:41,534
- <i>but not in a Jewish way, in a normal way.</i>
- girl in the picture...

278
00:23:41,614 --> 00:23:45,566
Hey, hey, Steve, that's a lot of money
for just a few pictures, you know?

279
00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:48,769
Yeah. Could've cost you a lot more money.

280
00:23:48,869 --> 00:23:51,305
Why are we arguing? Let's talk business.

281
00:23:51,405 --> 00:23:54,242
Thank you. I'll see you later, Lew.

282
00:23:55,141 --> 00:23:57,012
Let's go, Buddy.

283
00:23:57,512 --> 00:23:59,383
Some son of a bitch graffiti punk...

284
00:23:59,483 --> 00:24:03,083
has been spray-painting
the walls of my apartment buildings.

285
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:06,631
I could certainly help you with that.
I know many of the taggers...

286
00:24:06,731 --> 00:24:09,457
in the neighborhood, the only
problem is, you still owe me money.

287
00:24:09,557 --> 00:24:12,794
Steve, I can't pay you for that. You
understand, it's the principle of the thing.

288
00:24:12,894 --> 00:24:16,797
Steve! We're getting the band
back together, bro!

289
00:24:16,897 --> 00:24:19,065
- Great! Yeah!
- My man!

290
00:24:19,165 --> 00:24:21,950
Taylor Swift saved the music industry!

291
00:24:22,770 --> 00:24:25,507
- Who the hell is that?
- No clue.

292
00:24:25,607 --> 00:24:27,624
I'll sell you the house back.

293
00:24:29,209 --> 00:24:31,746
- My parent's house?
- Yeah.

294
00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:36,480
You'll sell it back to me?
At the same price they sold it to you for?

295
00:24:36,951 --> 00:24:39,647
Come on, Stevie, you're killing me, man.

296
00:24:39,747 --> 00:24:43,758
I mean, this is Silicon Beach now.
You realize what I could get for that house?

297
00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:45,741
No deal.

298
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,612
Ten percent more.

299
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:56,503
I can see this is
really important to you, Lew.

300
00:24:56,603 --> 00:24:58,406
What gave it away?

301
00:24:59,105 --> 00:25:01,753
- I want it in writing.
- You're killin' me.

302
00:25:01,853 --> 00:25:04,561
Fine, let's go. I gotta show it to you.

303
00:25:07,615 --> 00:25:09,985
Holy Christ.

304
00:25:10,084 --> 00:25:12,027
See what I mean?

305
00:25:12,126 --> 00:25:15,493
- I like it.
- You could see how I might not.

306
00:25:16,023 --> 00:25:18,392
He's really captured your essence.

307
00:25:18,492 --> 00:25:22,236
- Why don't you just paint over it?
- I painted over it four times.

308
00:25:22,336 --> 00:25:24,799
You should have seen the other shit,
it was filthier than this.

309
00:25:24,879 --> 00:25:27,890
- I can't imagine anything filthier than this.
- Just get it done, Steve...

310
00:25:27,990 --> 00:25:30,272
if you want your parent's house back.

311
00:25:30,772 --> 00:25:32,622
Just pay me.

312
00:25:35,510 --> 00:25:38,746
Don't look at that, come here,
don't look at that.

313
00:25:46,954 --> 00:25:50,326
- How about this?
- Cash only, no checks.

314
00:25:50,426 --> 00:25:52,343
And that's on sale.

315
00:25:52,443 --> 00:25:54,329
Great, thanks.

316
00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:58,784
She can take my shop,
but I'm not leaving her anything.

317
00:25:59,867 --> 00:26:03,088
- Yeah.
- I'm letting it go.

318
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:08,124
You do that, pal, let it all go.

319
00:26:20,421 --> 00:26:24,526
<i>Now, normally by this time, Steve's
already had about eight cups of coffee...</i>

320
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,335
<i>and he doesn't really handle
the caffeine all that well.</i>

321
00:26:27,435 --> 00:26:30,878
<i>So, a little secret between you and I
is I switched the brew in our office...</i>

322
00:26:30,978 --> 00:26:33,785
<i>with decaf, you know,
to take the edge off.</i>

323
00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:37,242
John. Have you seen a picture
around here, a picture of my house?

324
00:26:37,342 --> 00:26:39,487
This is good coffee.

325
00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:42,794
the Samoans called looking for you.

326
00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:45,997
I said that you were very sorry.

327
00:26:46,096 --> 00:26:49,033
Good. You didn't give them
the address to the office, right?

328
00:26:49,132 --> 00:26:50,268
- No.
- Good.

329
00:26:50,368 --> 00:26:52,270
Although, I'm sure if they...

330
00:26:52,370 --> 00:26:54,988
were to do any type
of light investigating...

331
00:26:55,087 --> 00:26:57,377
they could find out where it is.

332
00:27:00,446 --> 00:27:02,513
What about the picture?

333
00:27:02,613 --> 00:27:05,413
It's a picture of my family's house.

334
00:27:05,513 --> 00:27:08,452
No. Look, the insurance company
said they won't pay...

335
00:27:08,552 --> 00:27:11,389
until you get a couple things sorted out.

336
00:27:11,789 --> 00:27:14,459
A picture of my parent's house.

337
00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:16,546
- Yeah, I haven't seen it.
- It was on my desk.

338
00:27:16,646 --> 00:27:20,031
Okay, still, no house. The insurance
company said that we won't get paid...

339
00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:22,826
until we, you know, file them.

340
00:27:22,926 --> 00:27:25,983
- We're on a new case now.
- Great.

341
00:27:26,082 --> 00:27:30,341
Lew the Jew, all his apartment buildings,
you're getting graffiti all over the place.

342
00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:35,127
- There's a month of my life down the drain.
- The house, it was on my... it was right...

343
00:27:37,382 --> 00:27:39,817
- Sorry, this is it right here.
-

344
00:27:39,917 --> 00:27:43,421
Oh, well, let's see
what this photo is all about.

345
00:27:43,521 --> 00:27:47,559
This is me as a kid. Look, seven years
old right there. I'm holding the dog.

346
00:27:47,659 --> 00:27:49,761
- That's you?
- Yeah.

347
00:27:49,861 --> 00:27:51,696
You're such a fat kid.

348
00:27:51,796 --> 00:27:54,465
You know, my parent's fed me
all the wrong food, but...

349
00:27:54,565 --> 00:27:59,304
Yeah, a lot of it, too. Looks like you
might've had a third brother that you ate.

350
00:27:59,404 --> 00:28:01,739
Surprised you didn't eat the dog.

351
00:28:01,839 --> 00:28:06,264
Just because of how big you are.
But you're good now, so...

352
00:28:06,364 --> 00:28:09,446
Do you know any graffiti artists around here?

353
00:28:09,546 --> 00:28:12,102
- No, not personally...
- Then you should find some, how about that?

354
00:28:12,182 --> 00:28:15,535
Yeah, sure, definitely,
I'll find some graffiti artists.

355
00:28:18,623 --> 00:28:21,912
- You should get more of this coffee, too.
- Yep, definitely.

356
00:28:23,427 --> 00:28:26,531
Steve... I need you.

357
00:28:26,631 --> 00:28:28,834
I lost a lot of this weight right away.

358
00:28:29,734 --> 00:28:31,551
Come on, Buddy.

359
00:28:34,070 --> 00:28:37,305
You also lost a lot
of that hair right away, too.

360
00:28:38,074 --> 00:28:39,310
- Steve.
- Hey.

361
00:28:39,410 --> 00:28:40,945
I need your help.

362
00:28:41,044 --> 00:28:42,520
- All right, when?
- Right now.

363
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:44,382
- Right now?
- Right now.

364
00:28:44,482 --> 00:28:46,484
You know why.

365
00:28:46,584 --> 00:28:48,618
I'm desperate.

366
00:28:49,286 --> 00:28:53,189
Okay. All right, Buddy,
in the back, up we go.

367
00:28:53,290 --> 00:28:55,909
- Right now, huh?
- Yep.

368
00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:58,043
Stay low, Buddy.

369
00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:04,736
Put this in your ear, you'll be able to
hear me talking to you the whole time.

370
00:29:05,503 --> 00:29:07,071
Okay.

371
00:29:07,702 --> 00:29:11,125
- You sure you want to go through with this?
- I have to, Steve.

372
00:29:11,226 --> 00:29:12,864
The first sign of trouble,
you get the fuck out of there.

373
00:29:12,944 --> 00:29:15,291
- I know, I will.
- I'm not kidding.

374
00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:31,277
Wish me luck.

375
00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:43,774
<i>- May I?
- Hi, Dave.</i>

376
00:29:43,874 --> 00:29:45,459
<i>Anne.</i>

377
00:29:53,884 --> 00:29:56,534
You need to sign the divorce papers, Dave.

378
00:29:57,053 --> 00:30:02,476
<i>Don't sign anything.
Repeat, do not sign anything, Dave.</i>

379
00:30:26,517 --> 00:30:28,173
Dave!

380
00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:32,623
I'll give you the surf shop, you can have it.

381
00:30:32,723 --> 00:30:36,159
<i>Don't do it. Get up and walk away.</i>

382
00:30:36,260 --> 00:30:38,288
You won't reconsider?

383
00:30:40,230 --> 00:30:42,114
It's done.

384
00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:00,952
Dave, it's done!

385
00:31:01,452 --> 00:31:03,321
<i>Careful, buddy.</i>

386
00:31:04,221 --> 00:31:07,658
I'm going to sign these papers
because I've learned how to let go.

387
00:31:07,758 --> 00:31:09,586
<i>Oh, no.</i>

388
00:31:09,686 --> 00:31:13,662
And if you think you deserve everything
I've ever worked for...

389
00:31:13,762 --> 00:31:18,068
then I want you to have it,
including the surf shop.

390
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:23,409
<i>No, no, Dave.
Don't sign anything, stop, stop.</i>

391
00:31:41,025 --> 00:31:42,675
I told him.

392
00:31:53,270 --> 00:31:55,087
I think I fucked up.

393
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,292
It'll be okay.

394
00:32:08,619 --> 00:32:10,470
Come on, Buddy.

395
00:32:13,590 --> 00:32:16,039
You're gonna be spending
some time with Taylor.

396
00:32:19,296 --> 00:32:22,582
Not forever. Come on.

397
00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:31,257
That a boy. Go knock on the door.

398
00:33:37,241 --> 00:33:38,976
How ya doin'?

399
00:33:39,075 --> 00:33:42,025
I'm okay. How are you?

400
00:33:44,548 --> 00:33:46,666
You know that I think of you as a son.

401
00:33:49,114 --> 00:33:51,144
I did not know that, but thank you.

402
00:33:51,245 --> 00:33:55,560
I guess I feel like, sometimes
I think of you as a father...

403
00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:57,425
in a way...

404
00:33:58,890 --> 00:34:02,032
- a very intimidating father.
- I'm gonna need your help, John.

405
00:34:02,131 --> 00:34:05,469
Okay, what, like out in the field?

406
00:34:05,569 --> 00:34:08,698
You're gonna go out there and you're gonna
find out whoever's painting these murals...

407
00:34:08,778 --> 00:34:12,574
- on Lew the Jew's walls.
- I checked out all the taggers in the city.

408
00:34:12,674 --> 00:34:15,609
I got nothing.
The guy doesn't leave a signature.

409
00:34:15,709 --> 00:34:19,316
Maybe he's not a tagger,
maybe this guy's a trained artist.

410
00:34:19,816 --> 00:34:23,062
- Okay, yeah, sure, yeah, that fits.
- And, John...

411
00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:25,170
wear extra underpants.

412
00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:28,040
Why?

413
00:34:29,393 --> 00:34:30,961
Why?

414
00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:33,914
Why do I have to wear extra underpants?

415
00:34:34,014 --> 00:34:35,767
That's the discipline.

416
00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:39,503
I'm sorry, sorry,
it's part of being a detective...

417
00:34:39,603 --> 00:34:41,934
to wear multiple pairs of underwear?

418
00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:46,259
Do you have multiple pairs
of underwear on right now?

419
00:34:47,577 --> 00:34:49,181
That's my secret.

420
00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:52,282
Cool.

421
00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:56,001
- Get yourself ready.
- Classic father figure.

422
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,271
Jesus Christ, Nola.

423
00:35:19,375 --> 00:35:23,285
No, this has gotta stop, okay?
It really does.

424
00:35:23,935 --> 00:35:27,783
It's over. I cannot see you anymore.

425
00:35:28,819 --> 00:35:31,637
I just had to see you.

426
00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,628
Baby, ..

427
00:35:40,363 --> 00:35:42,867
Steve, don't answer that.

428
00:35:42,967 --> 00:35:44,569
- This is Taylor.
- Who's Taylor?

429
00:35:44,669 --> 00:35:47,203
Hold on. Hey, honey, hi, how are you doing?

430
00:35:47,303 --> 00:35:49,128
- <i>Uncle Steve.</i>
- I want you right now.

431
00:35:49,229 --> 00:35:52,276
- <i>Who's that?
</i>- Oh, that's the maid, she slipped and fell.

432
00:35:52,376 --> 00:35:54,328
<i>We've been robbed, they took everything!</i>

433
00:35:54,428 --> 00:35:56,306
You got what?

434
00:35:57,248 --> 00:36:01,451
They took everything, the TV,
the stereo, Taylor's Xbox.

435
00:36:01,551 --> 00:36:03,729
I can't believe it, they took Buddy!

436
00:36:06,323 --> 00:36:08,792
Try to stay calm and wait for the cops.

437
00:36:08,892 --> 00:36:11,180
- Well, where are you going?
- I'm gonna go and get my dog.

438
00:36:11,261 --> 00:36:14,736
- Our dog.
- Our dog! Don't leave!

439
00:36:29,213 --> 00:36:31,047
- Rajeesh.
- I didn't see anything.

440
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,383
- See what?
- Anything.

441
00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:35,819
- What the fuck you talking...
- No.

442
00:36:35,919 --> 00:36:38,842
Doesn't matter what it is. I'm not trying
to get into any more trouble, Steve.

443
00:36:38,922 --> 00:36:40,725
- Well, can I...
- No!

444
00:36:41,225 --> 00:36:43,527
Your security camera is pointing
right down my street.

445
00:36:43,627 --> 00:36:47,113
- They hate me in this neighborhood.
- Who hates you? You are beloved.

446
00:36:47,214 --> 00:36:50,466
Not all of them, okay, but I'm the outsider.

447
00:36:51,768 --> 00:36:54,053
They stole my dog, Buddy.

448
00:36:54,153 --> 00:36:57,418
- A delicacy in my country, right?
- I never said that.

449
00:36:57,518 --> 00:37:01,212
- You thought it. $200.
- $200?

450
00:37:01,312 --> 00:37:04,283
That's how much it costs
to betray my neighbor.

451
00:37:05,905 --> 00:37:07,999
What is it coming to?

452
00:37:18,612 --> 00:37:21,864
- How about $80?
- Fine. Loser.

453
00:37:31,808 --> 00:37:35,727
Two guys, druggies, they tried
to trade their stuff for some beer.

454
00:37:35,827 --> 00:37:39,498
They had your dog. I've seen them
hanging out down by the boardwalk.

455
00:37:41,918 --> 00:37:45,204
- You're a good neighbor.
- Fuck you, Steve.

456
00:37:56,380 --> 00:37:59,725
Hey, dickhead, can I hit that?

457
00:38:01,538 --> 00:38:02,873
What'd you call us?

458
00:38:02,973 --> 00:38:07,062
Actually, what I meant to say was
dickheads. Dickhead one, dickhead two.

459
00:38:07,162 --> 00:38:09,937
- Hey, fuck you, man!
- How's that?

460
00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:12,110
- Hey, what's your problem, bro!
- You're my problem.

461
00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:15,127
- You broke my nose, fag!
- Oh, shut up, who cares?

462
00:38:15,228 --> 00:38:17,084
- Where's my fucking dog?
- He ran away.

463
00:38:17,184 --> 00:38:20,243
- Yeah, he ran away. He ran away.
- What do you mean, he ran away?

464
00:38:20,343 --> 00:38:22,706
We gave him to our dealer,
our dealer has him.

465
00:38:22,806 --> 00:38:24,682
- What's his name?
- I don't know the dog's name!

466
00:38:24,762 --> 00:38:26,897
Not the dog's name, idiot!
What's your dealer's name?

467
00:38:26,997 --> 00:38:29,438
Spyder, his name is Spyder!

468
00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:36,595
Buddy's collar?

469
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:42,762
Never fuck with a man's dog.

470
00:38:54,089 --> 00:38:56,296
Fuck me sideways.

471
00:39:03,533 --> 00:39:05,350
Hey, guys.

472
00:39:10,273 --> 00:39:14,747
Spyder? Hey, Spyder, it's me,
Steve, you remember?

473
00:39:17,681 --> 00:39:21,851
I felt really bad about crashing the car
through your garage door.

474
00:39:21,951 --> 00:39:24,489
Brought you this delicious basket of muf...

475
00:39:33,396 --> 00:39:38,016
You got some grande fucking cojones
showing your face around here again, bro.

476
00:39:40,286 --> 00:39:43,538
- What time is it?
- Time to fuck you up again, yo.

477
00:39:51,748 --> 00:39:53,798
That fucker knocked himself out.

478
00:40:01,925 --> 00:40:04,328
Hey, what is this?

479
00:40:05,228 --> 00:40:07,095
Banana walnut.

480
00:40:07,496 --> 00:40:10,016
It's got a hint of cinnamon, yo.

481
00:40:11,201 --> 00:40:13,285
So, why you here, <i>loco</i>?

482
00:40:14,838 --> 00:40:16,713
There's this girl.

483
00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:20,408
It's my niece, Taylor, just turned 15.

484
00:40:20,508 --> 00:40:24,648
She's a sweet girl. Does good in school,
she's smart, she's happy, she's funny.

485
00:40:24,748 --> 00:40:27,484
Out of nowhere,
her dad picks up and takes off.

486
00:40:27,584 --> 00:40:30,052
Just goes to try and find himself,
whatever that means.

487
00:40:30,152 --> 00:40:33,957
So now, I just... I look after
Taylor and her mom, Katey.

488
00:40:34,056 --> 00:40:37,611
- What the fuck this gotta do with anything?
- Let him finish.

489
00:40:37,903 --> 00:40:39,726
Go, bro.

490
00:40:39,826 --> 00:40:42,287
Last night, their house got robbed.

491
00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:47,037
They took that TV,
that stereo system and that Xbox.

492
00:40:47,337 --> 00:40:50,823
But the most important thing
that they took was my dog.

493
00:40:51,208 --> 00:40:52,776
Buddy.

494
00:40:52,946 --> 00:40:54,878
- This dog?
- That is my dog.

495
00:40:54,978 --> 00:40:57,715
I didn't steal this dog, okay?
I didn't steal this dog.

496
00:40:57,815 --> 00:40:59,666
Shut up.

497
00:41:00,216 --> 00:41:02,858
Yo, we didn't steal no dog.

498
00:41:03,684 --> 00:41:05,789
The dog was a gift.

499
00:41:05,889 --> 00:41:09,701
Nevertheless, this dog
is the only thing that my niece...

500
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:11,877
gets any comfort from.

501
00:41:16,132 --> 00:41:18,755
- So, you want the dog back?
- I'm not giving you the dog back!

502
00:41:18,855 --> 00:41:21,838
- Shut up.
- It's the only thing I want.

503
00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:24,641
Okay then, <i>ese.</i> You can have the dog back.

504
00:41:24,741 --> 00:41:27,392
- No!
- Yes.

505
00:41:29,813 --> 00:41:32,015
It's only gonna cost you $3,000.

506
00:41:32,114 --> 00:41:34,551
- $3,000?
- $4,000.

507
00:41:34,651 --> 00:41:36,841
- You just said, $3,000.
- You just fucked up my window.

508
00:41:36,921 --> 00:41:40,222
- You gave that dog to me.
- <i>Cállate.</i>

509
00:41:43,392 --> 00:41:47,778
You give me four grand for the car,
the window and the garage...

510
00:41:47,878 --> 00:41:51,512
and I'll throw the dog in because
the story of the little <i>niña...</i>

511
00:41:51,612 --> 00:41:53,337
touched my heart, bro.

512
00:41:53,437 --> 00:41:57,040
- I don't have that kind of money.
- Then I'll fucking kill you.

513
00:41:57,140 --> 00:42:00,679
- Then I can get it.
- You got 24 hours, Holmes.

514
00:42:02,038 --> 00:42:04,099
That's my dog, Spyder.

515
00:42:20,931 --> 00:42:25,869
<i>Yuri, Venice's local loan shark
and ruthless son of a bitch.</i>

516
00:42:25,969 --> 00:42:29,906
<i>Everybody knows, he is the last person
you want to borrow money from.</i>

517
00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:33,377
<i>He's also the last person you want
to see on a beach wearing a bikini.</i>

518
00:42:33,477 --> 00:42:34,845
I love this country.

519
00:42:35,044 --> 00:42:37,448
<i>He only gives you a day to pay him back.</i>

520
00:42:37,548 --> 00:42:42,219
<i>What kind of person borrows money from a guy
who only gives you a day to pay him back?</i>

521
00:42:42,319 --> 00:42:44,120
How's it going, Yuri?

522
00:42:44,221 --> 00:42:46,427
Eh, it takes patience.

523
00:42:46,527 --> 00:42:50,204
So, how much money you looking for?

524
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,598
- $5,000.
- On the phone you said, $4,000.

525
00:42:54,698 --> 00:42:59,119
I figured if I ask for four,
I should probably ask for five. Right?

526
00:42:59,936 --> 00:43:02,806
So, how you figure
on paying this monies back?

527
00:43:02,906 --> 00:43:05,599
Yuri, it's me, Steve,
you know I'm good for it.

528
00:43:05,699 --> 00:43:09,756
Oh, oh! Wait, wait, wait.

529
00:43:11,116 --> 00:43:13,041
- Huh!
- A Casio!

530
00:43:13,141 --> 00:43:15,592
I need this, I'm awful with time.

531
00:43:17,287 --> 00:43:22,501
Listen, you ever heard
of the, Belarus Bowtie?

532
00:43:23,627 --> 00:43:25,862
First you cut off the testicles...

533
00:43:26,462 --> 00:43:28,733
then you shove them down throat.

534
00:43:30,132 --> 00:43:33,556
Then you have incision here and here.

535
00:43:33,656 --> 00:43:37,679
You pop the balls out and it looks like a...

536
00:43:37,779 --> 00:43:41,260
- Bowtie?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very formal.

537
00:43:42,346 --> 00:43:46,048
Listen, Stevie, I like you, you're funny.

538
00:43:46,148 --> 00:43:48,183
I loan you money...

539
00:43:48,314 --> 00:43:52,122
but you pay me back
or you have scrotum bowtie.

540
00:43:52,223 --> 00:43:53,806
"Ponimayu?"

541
00:43:55,592 --> 00:43:57,166
Da.

542
00:43:57,267 --> 00:43:59,964
Scrotum Bowtie.

543
00:44:00,564 --> 00:44:02,198
- Good luck.
- Thank you.

544
00:44:02,299 --> 00:44:03,657
See you soon.

545
00:44:08,405 --> 00:44:09,606
So, Steve...

546
00:44:09,706 --> 00:44:13,333
I just got off the phone with my brokers
and it turns out that the Chinese group...

547
00:44:13,433 --> 00:44:17,347
that's interested in buying my apartment
complex is getting a little skittish...

548
00:44:17,447 --> 00:44:19,866
- about the graffiti situation.
- Yeah...

549
00:44:19,966 --> 00:44:22,266
the graffiti situation
is getting skittishy.

550
00:44:22,366 --> 00:44:25,856
They're cutting their offer by half, Steve.

551
00:44:25,956 --> 00:44:30,159
So, here's the thing, okay? You find
this graffiti kid in the next two days...

552
00:44:30,260 --> 00:44:32,749
and you guarantee me no graffiti
through the end of escrow...

553
00:44:32,829 --> 00:44:35,866
and I will sell you this house
for what I paid for it.

554
00:44:35,966 --> 00:44:38,472
- That's really generous, Lew.
- It is.

555
00:44:38,573 --> 00:44:42,538
Look, the way I see it, you're probably
looking at a loss of eight figures...

556
00:44:42,638 --> 00:44:46,776
if I don't find this guy. But if you
don't want my help, I understand.

557
00:44:46,876 --> 00:44:50,313
- I'm sure you...
- Okay, okay, yeah, I get it, okay.

558
00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:52,946
Find the guy and I'll give you
the fuckin' house!

559
00:44:53,045 --> 00:44:57,421
You see? Give, take, and everybody's happy.

560
00:44:57,521 --> 00:45:01,974
I'm not happy. This is not happy.
Catch the fucker.

561
00:45:13,003 --> 00:45:16,473
Steve? Hi, it's John,
sorry to leave this on your voicemail...

562
00:45:16,573 --> 00:45:21,376
but I'm just looking at a picture of
one of the murals from Lew's building...

563
00:45:22,423 --> 00:45:24,948
and, okay, yes...

564
00:45:25,047 --> 00:45:28,518
I give the piece as a whole,
seven out of ten.

565
00:45:28,618 --> 00:45:31,522
The scrotum shading, the veins...

566
00:45:31,622 --> 00:45:35,293
and it's like the whole thing
just follows you.

567
00:45:36,092 --> 00:45:37,928
So, here's what I'm gonna do.

568
00:45:38,028 --> 00:45:40,460
<i>I'm gonna go to all
the local art galleries...</i>

569
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:45,168
<i>show them the picture,
just try to absorb as much cock as I can.</i>

570
00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:47,754
In...

571
00:45:48,379 --> 00:45:51,607
ocularly, through my eyes, not...

572
00:45:52,106 --> 00:45:56,680
All right, well... I'm gonna go hop on
this and I'll check in with you later.

573
00:45:56,780 --> 00:45:59,830
Jesus, man, that was bad.

574
00:46:08,858 --> 00:46:13,158
Hey, I'm wondering
if I can ask you about an artist.

575
00:46:13,259 --> 00:46:15,699
- Sure.
- Okay.

576
00:46:16,299 --> 00:46:19,836
I gotta warn you, it's a little racy.

577
00:46:19,936 --> 00:46:23,707
Yes! Salvatore Lopez, that's the artist.

578
00:46:23,807 --> 00:46:26,509
- Salvatore Lopez, are you sure?
- I'm positive.

579
00:46:26,609 --> 00:46:28,683
- You sure?
- Yes.

580
00:46:28,783 --> 00:46:32,315
Look, you see how the veins follow you?

581
00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:35,251
- Yes, I do.
- It's him.

582
00:46:35,351 --> 00:46:37,721
And the, scrotal shading, it's...

583
00:46:37,821 --> 00:46:39,956
I mean, it's classic Salvatore. Perfect.

584
00:46:40,055 --> 00:46:42,025
- Classic Salvatore?
- Absolutely, yes.

585
00:46:42,124 --> 00:46:44,494
Classic Salvatore... where can I find him?

586
00:46:44,594 --> 00:46:46,964
- Why?
- Just 'cause I'm a big fan...

587
00:46:47,063 --> 00:46:49,699
and I'm actually looking
to commission a mural.

588
00:46:49,799 --> 00:46:53,080
Okay, well, leave me your number,
I'll see what I can do.

589
00:46:55,939 --> 00:46:59,776
Hey, Spyder, got it, four grand.

590
00:47:00,175 --> 00:47:03,061
Four grand. Where's my dog?

591
00:47:05,348 --> 00:47:08,618
Bad news, fucker. Your dog's gone.

592
00:47:08,718 --> 00:47:10,854
Gone? How gone?

593
00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:13,423
All the way gone. Lupe, that bitch, took him.

594
00:47:13,523 --> 00:47:15,671
What are you talking about.
You just took my money!

595
00:47:15,771 --> 00:47:18,048
This was for the car,
the window and the garage.

596
00:47:18,148 --> 00:47:20,368
I was gonna throw the little dog in for free.

597
00:47:22,064 --> 00:47:26,238
You think I'm some kind of fucking idiot?
Get me my dog or I'm gonna go crazy!

598
00:47:31,207 --> 00:47:34,988
- The dog's just gone, is that it!
- Hey, bro? Bro?

599
00:47:35,756 --> 00:47:38,635
Don't think I don't have
fucking nice people in my house!

600
00:47:38,735 --> 00:47:41,467
- You really are crazy.
- They've been to places that you've never been to!

601
00:47:41,547 --> 00:47:44,614
- I can see that, fucker.
- A lot of mental illness!

602
00:47:44,714 --> 00:47:47,931
- Hey, that's Taylor's TV, bro.
- What about Taylor?

603
00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:52,510
- What about Taylor!
- Yo. That's your little niece's TV, bro.

604
00:47:54,698 --> 00:47:56,415
Take a breath, bro.

605
00:48:02,438 --> 00:48:07,010
Listen, that bitch Lupe took your dog?

606
00:48:07,109 --> 00:48:09,546
And a briefcase filled with my cocaine.

607
00:48:10,246 --> 00:48:14,516
You find her, you get my shit,
I'll give you your money back.

608
00:48:16,619 --> 00:48:18,463
How about this?

609
00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:22,242
How about I find your girl...

610
00:48:22,342 --> 00:48:25,314
and your briefcase full of cocaine...

611
00:48:25,414 --> 00:48:27,295
and you pay me triple the money.

612
00:48:27,395 --> 00:48:28,914
Pfft!

613
00:48:33,269 --> 00:48:37,475
Deal, fucker. But you better do it now,
before my drugs find a new distributor.

614
00:48:37,575 --> 00:48:39,993
- I'll get right on it.
- Listen...

615
00:48:40,092 --> 00:48:42,927
wherever this bitch is,
your dog's there, too.

616
00:48:47,984 --> 00:48:50,085
What? She likes Knott's Berry Farms, Holmes.

617
00:48:50,185 --> 00:48:52,722
Knott's Berry Farm's been closed
for a long time, hasn't it?

618
00:48:52,822 --> 00:48:56,793
No, it's still open. That other bitch
in that picture is her sister, Consuela...

619
00:48:56,893 --> 00:48:59,996
she sometimes hangs out
at my cousin's bar, <i>La Patronca.</i>

620
00:49:00,095 --> 00:49:02,031
Got an address on that?

621
00:49:02,531 --> 00:49:04,450
Fuckin' Google it, Holmes.

622
00:49:05,407 --> 00:49:07,904
<i>I need you to run
some recon for me. Okay, pal?</i>

623
00:49:08,004 --> 00:49:11,641
<i>The bar is La Patronca,
we're looking for a girl named Consuela.</i>

624
00:49:11,741 --> 00:49:15,212
<i>We find out where's she's staying,
and that will lead us to Lupe and the coke.</i>

625
00:49:15,312 --> 00:49:18,596
<i>And, John, try not to stand out, okay?</i>

626
00:49:31,561 --> 00:49:36,213
Hector! Goddammit, what'd I tell you,
you're not a fucking DJ!

627
00:49:43,006 --> 00:49:47,012
Hey there, amigo.
Quite a place you got here.

628
00:49:47,111 --> 00:49:48,974
Really nice. Um...

629
00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:53,903
to start, I would like one of
your finest cervezas, <i>por favor.</i>

630
00:49:54,003 --> 00:49:58,837
I believe $2.00 should do it.
I don't want no gringo prices.

631
00:50:09,398 --> 00:50:11,232
Oh, my.

632
00:50:12,602 --> 00:50:14,852
Nice boots.

633
00:50:15,103 --> 00:50:17,723
Oh, thank you, thank you so much.

634
00:50:23,379 --> 00:50:25,122
You can keep the change.

635
00:50:27,283 --> 00:50:29,309
I'm also...

636
00:50:29,782 --> 00:50:33,471
I'm hoping you know something
about this girl right here.

637
00:50:40,730 --> 00:50:44,667
- Jesus.
- Why you asking? You a cop?

638
00:50:44,767 --> 00:50:49,554
No, no, I'm not a cop. No, no, no,
I'm just a friend, I'm just looking for her.

639
00:50:51,273 --> 00:50:53,691
She messing with you, too?

640
00:50:55,042 --> 00:50:59,731
No, not that I know of. No, it's nothing
personal, I just wanna talk to her.

641
00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:04,268
Okay... just had to check.

642
00:51:04,721 --> 00:51:06,523
Her name's Consuela.

643
00:51:07,023 --> 00:51:10,737
She lives at the Hollywood Premiere Motel
with her sister, Lupe.

644
00:51:12,227 --> 00:51:14,956
Oh, oh, okay...

645
00:51:15,055 --> 00:51:18,668
great, that was a lot easier
than I thought it would be.

646
00:51:18,768 --> 00:51:21,051
Thank you, <i>gracias.</i>

647
00:51:24,172 --> 00:51:26,676
Oh, he spit that pit on your floor.

648
00:51:26,776 --> 00:51:28,512
You know what...

649
00:51:28,612 --> 00:51:31,840
that is legitimately
all I needed to know, so...

650
00:51:31,940 --> 00:51:35,952
all right, I'm gonna let you keep that
and thank you so much for your time.

651
00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:40,896
You can actually have the beer,
that's for you, my tip.

652
00:51:40,996 --> 00:51:43,686
- Thanks.
- Be careful!

653
00:51:43,966 --> 00:51:46,316
- She plays mind games.
- Okay.

654
00:51:46,416 --> 00:51:49,566
- Takes hours to respond to texts.
- Oh, hello.

655
00:51:49,666 --> 00:51:52,903
One of the most annoying things
is that she'll make plans...

656
00:51:53,003 --> 00:51:55,238
and then cancel them, day of.

657
00:51:55,838 --> 00:51:59,662
She'll invite you over to watch a movie
and then just wanna watch a movie!

658
00:51:59,762 --> 00:52:02,850
- Okay. Okay, I really, I gotta get going.
- Oh, and she's a Capricorn.

659
00:52:02,950 --> 00:52:04,794
Yo, if you find her...

660
00:52:04,894 --> 00:52:08,728
tell her Rigaberto is thinking about her.

661
00:52:08,828 --> 00:52:12,258
I will. Good day, gentlemen.

662
00:52:13,223 --> 00:52:17,109
<i>So, after my stellar detective work,
I pointed Steve in the direction...</i>

663
00:52:17,210 --> 00:52:21,879
<i>of the Hollywood Premiere Motel
where Consuela was known to frequent.</i>

664
00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:31,022
Damn! Oh, my God.

665
00:52:35,544 --> 00:52:39,630
Hey, baby, I'm Mocha. You looking for a date?

666
00:52:41,048 --> 00:52:43,886
I... I don't think so.

667
00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:47,438
What... you some kind of fag
or something, sweetie?

668
00:52:48,323 --> 00:52:50,608
No! What would... how...

669
00:52:52,361 --> 00:52:54,061
Mocha...

670
00:52:54,161 --> 00:52:56,252
maybe you could help me.

671
00:52:57,467 --> 00:53:00,336
Have you seen this girl right here?

672
00:53:00,936 --> 00:53:03,171
What kind of Annie Oakley bullshit is that?

673
00:53:03,272 --> 00:53:07,676
Some kind of bullshit Knott's
Berry Farm picture. I don't know.

674
00:53:08,276 --> 00:53:11,146
Well, that one's Lupe, I've seen her.

675
00:53:11,247 --> 00:53:14,851
- Room 216.
- You didn't see a little dog, too, did you?

676
00:53:14,951 --> 00:53:17,420
Oh, that dog's got some bowel problems.

677
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,142
- He doesn't have any bowel problems.
- He shits fuckin' everywhere!

678
00:53:20,223 --> 00:53:23,237
- It's a nervous disorder.
- Whatever.

679
00:53:24,126 --> 00:53:28,384
Now, if you change your mind...
Mocha will turn you out.

680
00:53:28,484 --> 00:53:29,900
I will noodle on that.

681
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,036
Oh, I'm gonna noodle on you. Trust me.

682
00:53:34,135 --> 00:53:36,179
You cute.

683
00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:40,575
Okay, so, it is 8:36 p.m.

684
00:53:40,675 --> 00:53:44,146
I've got my stakeout provisions acquired.

685
00:53:44,747 --> 00:53:49,552
- I am headed to the lookout spot right now.
- Time to kick the tires and light the fire.

686
00:53:49,652 --> 00:53:50,886
- Hey.
- Hey.

687
00:53:50,986 --> 00:53:53,312
- John, right? Hi.
- Yeah, hi.

688
00:53:53,412 --> 00:53:57,561
- I'm John, my name's John. Hello.
- I know, we've met. I just said your name.

689
00:53:57,661 --> 00:54:02,064
Yeah, I'm sorry, I remember you, I'm just...
I'm not used to people remembering me.

690
00:54:02,164 --> 00:54:05,434
Well, how could I forget a guy
who followed me down a dark alley?

691
00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:08,537
I should have finished the job,
killed you there.

692
00:54:08,637 --> 00:54:10,006
Sorry, I wouldn't kill you.

693
00:54:10,105 --> 00:54:13,343
By the way,
were you just talking to yourself?

694
00:54:13,743 --> 00:54:18,113
Yeah... no... no, I was talking
into my phone here.

695
00:54:18,214 --> 00:54:20,016
- I take field notes.
- Cool.

696
00:54:20,115 --> 00:54:23,358
- Yeah.
- So are you following someone tonight?

697
00:54:26,953 --> 00:54:30,092
Actually, yes. I probably
shouldn't be mentioning this...

698
00:54:30,192 --> 00:54:34,196
but, yeah, I got
a pretty sweet case going on.

699
00:54:34,297 --> 00:54:37,647
I'm following a graffiti artist
by the name of Salvatore Lopez.

700
00:54:37,747 --> 00:54:40,536
- Salvatore Lopez?
- Could be "Salvatoré", I don't really know.

701
00:54:40,636 --> 00:54:44,274
- I love him.
- You do? You know him?

702
00:54:44,374 --> 00:54:47,777
Yeah, of course,
he's like the Banksy of Venice.

703
00:54:47,877 --> 00:54:50,746
- Right.
- I would love to see what he looks like.

704
00:54:50,846 --> 00:54:54,493
- You and me both.
- Do you want some company?

705
00:54:57,252 --> 00:55:00,189
Yes, but you know it's just...

706
00:55:00,290 --> 00:55:03,325
I mean, it's a stakeout,
it's sitting in a car.

707
00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:05,261
I don't mind.

708
00:55:06,261 --> 00:55:07,832
Okay.

709
00:55:08,428 --> 00:55:10,776
You have a very low bar for a fun evening.

710
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:15,605
Okay, my turn.
Fuck, marry, kill, Ellen DeGeneres...

711
00:55:15,705 --> 00:55:18,474
Oprah or Kelly Ripa?

712
00:55:18,574 --> 00:55:21,829
Okay, well, I'd fuck Oprah...

713
00:55:21,929 --> 00:55:24,943
because she's beautiful,
she's a national treasure...

714
00:55:25,042 --> 00:55:29,018
and if I do it right, I'll get a car!

715
00:55:29,117 --> 00:55:32,455
Look under your seats!
Then I guess I'd marry Ellen...

716
00:55:32,555 --> 00:55:35,725
just because of the sense of humor,
you gotta want that in a wife.

717
00:55:35,825 --> 00:55:39,262
And she's got an endless supply
of sneakers and suits.

718
00:55:39,362 --> 00:55:42,265
- That's true.
- And will dance the day away.

719
00:55:42,365 --> 00:55:46,042
And then, I guess, I'd have to kill Kelly.

720
00:55:46,796 --> 00:55:50,396
Sweet, sweet Ripa. Only because...

721
00:55:50,496 --> 00:55:53,009
that's the nature of the game,
and someone's gotta die.

722
00:55:53,108 --> 00:55:57,379
It would probably scar me for life,
it would ruin my marriage with Ellen, so...

723
00:55:57,479 --> 00:55:59,297
That's fair.

724
00:56:03,085 --> 00:56:08,156
It's so crazy to me that you,
that you know Salvatore Lopez, that's...

725
00:56:08,257 --> 00:56:11,894
Yeah, he's great, I mean,
I love the way he combines...

726
00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:15,231
the Japanese theory of Shuko
with a street-style aesthetic.

727
00:56:15,331 --> 00:56:17,199
Yes, yes.

728
00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:22,418
Plus, his intimate knowledge with
the male anatomy. It's very sensual.

729
00:56:22,518 --> 00:56:25,342
- And the way the veins follow your eyes.
- Yeah, yeah.

730
00:56:25,442 --> 00:56:28,142
- And the scrotal shading.
- Shut up.

731
00:56:32,281 --> 00:56:34,843
You know, you're kind of cute.

732
00:56:37,185 --> 00:56:40,390
Well, I've been told I'm a bit
of a young Roger Daltrey...

733
00:56:40,490 --> 00:56:42,807
if he spent a lot of time with computers.

734
00:56:57,906 --> 00:56:59,775
Oh, John.

735
00:57:25,401 --> 00:57:30,138
- It's my little noodle.
- Hey. Ladies.

736
00:57:30,239 --> 00:57:32,156
I like watching you walk away.

737
00:58:11,813 --> 00:58:14,584
Buddy! Man, come on.

738
00:58:14,684 --> 00:58:17,553
There you go. Did you miss me?

739
00:58:17,653 --> 00:58:21,172
Come here, pal... take a little rest.

740
00:58:26,529 --> 00:58:28,931
What do you think you're doing
in my girl Lupe's room?

741
00:58:29,031 --> 00:58:31,249
Dog walker... they didn't tell you?

742
00:58:33,002 --> 00:58:36,053
You don't look like no dog walker to me.

743
00:58:37,239 --> 00:58:38,823
Really?

744
00:58:41,042 --> 00:58:42,927
That's all you got, baby?

745
00:58:49,050 --> 00:58:51,654
See, I came to this town with a dream...

746
00:58:51,754 --> 00:58:54,639
make-up artist to all the stars and shit.

747
00:58:56,292 --> 00:58:58,895
Then I got side-tracked when I met Henry.

748
00:58:58,995 --> 00:59:01,897
He was sweet as molasses.

749
00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:05,649
He took good care of me.
Loved me for what I was.

750
00:59:07,837 --> 00:59:09,906
Good man like that's hard to find.

751
00:59:10,006 --> 00:59:11,823
Don't I know it, girl.

752
00:59:13,609 --> 00:59:15,511
What happened to him?

753
00:59:15,611 --> 00:59:17,462
Oh, I killed him.

754
00:59:20,716 --> 00:59:23,519
There... what do you think, sugar?

755
00:59:24,118 --> 00:59:27,772
- I feel really special.
- Yeah, I knew you would.

756
00:59:32,606 --> 00:59:34,625
You know what I think is next?

757
00:59:35,230 --> 00:59:37,080
A ride home?

758
00:59:40,903 --> 00:59:43,040
We gonna have to give you a shave, baby.

759
00:59:46,275 --> 00:59:48,183
I'll be right back.

760
00:59:48,844 --> 00:59:52,315
Come on, sweetness, let's move
little doggie to the bathroom...

761
00:59:52,415 --> 00:59:54,833
before it shits all over the bed.

762
01:00:06,666 --> 01:00:09,886
Gonna have some fun...

763
01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:14,703
Now, don't be wiggling around on me
'cause I'd hate to cut off what...

764
01:00:14,803 --> 01:00:17,255
little you got down there, baby.

765
01:00:25,648 --> 01:00:28,618
Here you go, Buddy. Here boy,
here you go, pal, come here.

766
01:00:28,718 --> 01:00:31,487
Come on, let's go. Here we go.

767
01:00:31,587 --> 01:00:34,171
Get your ass back here now!

768
01:00:35,056 --> 01:00:37,173
You broke my nose!

769
01:00:39,933 --> 01:00:41,318
Girls!

770
01:00:42,398 --> 01:00:44,567
Run, Buddy, I'll find you!

771
01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:51,054
Come back here! Come back here, motherfucker!

772
01:00:51,707 --> 01:00:53,591
Let's get him!

773
01:00:56,345 --> 01:00:58,161
Get that motherfucker!

774
01:01:07,121 --> 01:01:09,959
Come on, girls! Let's get him! Get him!

775
01:01:10,058 --> 01:01:12,876
We're gonna kick your ass! Open that car!

776
01:01:13,229 --> 01:01:15,090
Get out of that car right now!

777
01:01:24,373 --> 01:01:26,224
He was kinda cute.

778
01:01:39,222 --> 01:01:40,723
Hey.

779
01:01:41,523 --> 01:01:44,460
- Hello.
- Hey, fellas, how you doing?

780
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:47,296
You borrow money, you pay money back.

781
01:01:47,396 --> 01:01:48,898
- Yeah, of course I do.
- So?

782
01:01:48,998 --> 01:01:52,483
- You gave me a week.
- No, it's a day.

783
01:01:54,503 --> 01:01:58,020
- Yeah, but it's a week though, right?
- It's always a day.

784
01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:01,243
- It's one day, no?
- It's always been a day.

785
01:02:01,343 --> 01:02:03,649
Nice lipstick.

786
01:02:03,749 --> 01:02:07,148
Oh, yeah, it's my girlfriend's lipstick.

787
01:02:07,249 --> 01:02:09,766
Brings out the color in your eyes.

788
01:02:10,286 --> 01:02:12,288
- So, a day?
- One day.

789
01:02:12,388 --> 01:02:14,321
All right.

790
01:02:16,525 --> 01:02:19,176
Remind him of the due date, huh?

791
01:02:25,234 --> 01:02:28,771
I'm pretty sure that's you, Lew,
I just don't know what happened to you.

792
01:02:28,871 --> 01:02:32,708
I'm running out of time, okay? The Chinese
are coming to visit the building tomorrow.

793
01:02:32,808 --> 01:02:35,244
It's a <i>Lucha Libre</i> wrestler...

794
01:02:35,344 --> 01:02:38,848
and I think he's tea-bagging you, Lew.

795
01:02:38,948 --> 01:02:40,616
I'm gonna lose the sale, okay?

796
01:02:40,716 --> 01:02:44,387
Everything I worked for, for fuck's sake!
You said you were gonna take care of this!

797
01:02:44,487 --> 01:02:47,140
- I got it, I got it. I'll take care of it.
- Okay? All right?

798
01:02:47,241 --> 01:02:49,459
- Jesus Christ.
- Jesus Christ.

799
01:02:49,559 --> 01:02:51,037
Hey...

800
01:02:51,136 --> 01:02:55,215
Lew, you think you could...
loan me $5,000?

801
01:02:55,315 --> 01:02:59,235
You want me to lend you... fuck you! Steve!

802
01:02:59,335 --> 01:03:01,437
And what happened to you?

803
01:03:01,537 --> 01:03:03,939
You were supposed to take care of this.

804
01:03:04,038 --> 01:03:09,125
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry,
I got, distracted.

805
01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:15,451
- Just go find the graffiti artist.
- It's very creative.

806
01:03:15,551 --> 01:03:18,803
I've never even imagined
tea-bagging someone like that.

807
01:03:20,222 --> 01:03:21,757
I'll...

808
01:03:45,644 --> 01:03:47,566
Hey, Dave.

809
01:03:48,016 --> 01:03:51,086
You're drinking alone and the sun's still up.

810
01:03:52,086 --> 01:03:54,209
I've been evicted from my own house.

811
01:03:54,309 --> 01:03:56,892
I'm sorry to hear that.

812
01:03:57,191 --> 01:03:59,261
You know I'm there for you.

813
01:03:59,929 --> 01:04:00,996
I know.

814
01:04:01,095 --> 01:04:03,732
Promise me that you'll let me be there.

815
01:04:03,832 --> 01:04:05,403
Fine.

816
01:04:06,145 --> 01:04:07,952
I'll let you be there.

817
01:04:13,208 --> 01:04:16,649
Listen, I count on you
to be the ballast in my life.

818
01:04:18,779 --> 01:04:20,948
I need you to turn this thing around.

819
01:04:21,047 --> 01:04:22,881
I'm there for you.

820
01:04:24,118 --> 01:04:28,539
So, about that five grand plus interest
I need, so Yuri doesn't kill me.

821
01:04:33,462 --> 01:04:35,900
From the closing sale at the shop.

822
01:04:37,198 --> 01:04:40,960
-
<i>- Mi dinero es su dinero.</i>

823
01:04:41,470 --> 01:04:44,506
Thanks, man. Thank you.

824
01:04:44,906 --> 01:04:46,909
Really, thank you.

825
01:04:47,609 --> 01:04:51,630
- So, you are learning to let go?
- I'm letting go, all right.

826
01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:54,687
Here...

827
01:04:55,166 --> 01:04:57,185
crash at my place.

828
01:04:57,286 --> 01:04:59,737
Yeah. Thanks.

829
01:05:06,862 --> 01:05:09,899
- Hey, Yuri.
- Hey.

830
01:05:10,299 --> 01:05:13,002
Thank you very much, very much.

831
01:05:13,101 --> 01:05:16,070
You're welcome.
You're a man of your word, huh?

832
01:05:16,170 --> 01:05:18,273
You, too. I appreciate it.

833
01:05:18,373 --> 01:05:22,311
Listen, don't borrow any money from me, huh?

834
01:05:22,411 --> 01:05:24,956
- It's dangerous.
- Right.

835
01:05:25,055 --> 01:05:26,597
- Thank you.
- All right, thanks again.

836
01:05:26,697 --> 01:05:28,545
Come on, ladies.

837
01:05:33,689 --> 01:05:36,391
Hey, Steve? Hey, hold on.

838
01:05:36,491 --> 01:05:39,043
Hold on. Wait for it.

839
01:05:39,143 --> 01:05:42,036
Yes, I got him! I got Salvatore.

840
01:05:42,135 --> 01:05:44,125
- What?
- <i>Yeah, I was looking right at him.</i>

841
01:05:44,226 --> 01:05:49,439
And... just... I don't know if this
changes anything, but he's not Latino.

842
01:05:50,539 --> 01:05:52,386
Well, 'cause Salvatore Lopez, right?

843
01:05:52,486 --> 01:05:56,211
- But he's not, he's black.
- All right, I'll see you in a little bit.

844
01:05:56,311 --> 01:05:59,537
No, that doesn't make me a racist,
I just thought you might...

845
01:05:59,637 --> 01:06:02,518
I'll be here. Jesus.

846
01:06:15,230 --> 01:06:17,108
You must be Salvatore.

847
01:06:18,092 --> 01:06:20,583
Yeah. So?

848
01:06:21,903 --> 01:06:24,105
How much does this one go for?

849
01:06:24,206 --> 01:06:25,908
$10,000.

850
01:06:26,008 --> 01:06:30,212
I'll tell you what, I'll give you five dollars
for this and keep you from going to jail.

851
01:06:30,712 --> 01:06:33,449
Jail? Man, I think you
should get the fuck out of here.

852
01:06:33,549 --> 01:06:35,599
What's that? What's that?

853
01:06:36,401 --> 01:06:38,219
Hold still, jerkoff.

854
01:06:39,688 --> 01:06:42,758
You painted the top of my head blue.
You remember?

855
01:06:42,858 --> 01:06:45,088
Now you're gonna tell me everything you know.

856
01:06:51,667 --> 01:06:55,118
Hey, fuck you, man.
This paint don't come off.

857
01:06:59,742 --> 01:07:03,712
What... what... what'd you write on his face?

858
01:07:03,812 --> 01:07:07,583
- Or did you just stomp him?
- Dude, what is with you and all the violence?

859
01:07:07,683 --> 01:07:09,518
Shit.

860
01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:12,020
Hey, look who it is.

861
01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:14,856
What's up, <i>cholos?</i>

862
01:07:15,256 --> 01:07:18,626
- Where's my shit?
- Yeah, where's his shit?

863
01:07:18,726 --> 01:07:21,263
Dude, I'm standing right here.

864
01:07:21,363 --> 01:07:23,353
- I can hear every word he says.
- Shut the fuck up!

865
01:07:23,433 --> 01:07:25,521
- Hey, hey, don't talk to him like that.
- You shut the fuck up!

866
01:07:25,601 --> 01:07:27,124
I'm cool. We're all good.

867
01:07:27,225 --> 01:07:30,787
- You and your dog's time is running out.
- You didn't find Lupe yet, did you?

868
01:07:30,887 --> 01:07:33,635
You're the one that's supposed
to be looking. I want my shit back!

869
01:07:33,735 --> 01:07:35,798
I want my dog back.

870
01:07:35,898 --> 01:07:37,916
Jeez.

871
01:07:38,591 --> 01:07:41,651
- Great.
- You got 24 hours, Holmes.

872
01:07:42,251 --> 01:07:45,298
- I'm gonna come find you.
- Have fun.

873
01:07:45,588 --> 01:07:47,502
You probably don't care but, um...

874
01:07:47,602 --> 01:07:51,627
you're saying, "24," but your hands
are actually saying, "42."

875
01:07:52,927 --> 01:07:56,025
I know when I do my gang gestures,
I like to practice in the mirror.

876
01:07:56,124 --> 01:07:59,750
See this watch? This watch is shit.
Fuck your watch!

877
01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:08,526
What's the matter with you?

878
01:08:25,994 --> 01:08:28,082
You might want to get out
of the house once in a while.

879
01:08:28,162 --> 01:08:30,098
I know.

880
01:08:30,198 --> 01:08:32,000
What are you doing?

881
01:08:32,099 --> 01:08:35,705
I gotta go steal back some drugs for these
gang guys, so I can get my dog back.

882
01:08:35,805 --> 01:08:39,474
But first I gotta go shake up
these real estate assholes.

883
01:08:39,574 --> 01:08:41,410
Cool.

884
01:08:41,510 --> 01:08:45,507
- Wanna come?
- Yeah! Sounds like fun.

885
01:08:45,607 --> 01:08:47,631
Could be dangerous.

886
01:08:48,784 --> 01:08:50,402
Maybe I'll die.

887
01:08:57,559 --> 01:09:01,430
- Hi, we're here to see Mr. Carter.
- Do you have an appointment?

888
01:09:01,530 --> 01:09:05,368
No, just tell him we represent Lew the Jew.

889
01:09:05,468 --> 01:09:08,725
- Lew the Jew?
- Lew the Jew.

890
01:09:08,825 --> 01:09:12,256
- Hurry up.
- Just a moment.

891
01:09:13,408 --> 01:09:16,365
- Hurry up?
- No more patience.

892
01:09:17,144 --> 01:09:18,981
Have a mint.

893
01:09:19,481 --> 01:09:24,343
- How can I help you, gentlemen?
- You are so fucked.

894
01:09:26,688 --> 01:09:28,923
I'm sorry, excuse me?

895
01:09:29,023 --> 01:09:31,426
This about money? It's always about money.

896
01:09:31,526 --> 01:09:33,996
It's Lew the Jew, come on,
you need a few bucks?

897
01:09:34,095 --> 01:09:36,365
No, don't need money.

898
01:09:37,064 --> 01:09:41,006
But here is the deal we are gonna make you.
You are gonna make Lew the Jew...

899
01:09:41,105 --> 01:09:45,674
a very generous offer for all the shit
that you've done to his apartment building.

900
01:09:45,774 --> 01:09:48,410
We were thinking $22 million.

901
01:09:49,210 --> 01:09:51,045
22... $22 million?

902
01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:55,828
And you are gonna give
Dave here a brand new condo.

903
01:09:56,418 --> 01:09:58,854
One bedroom and a den.

904
01:09:58,954 --> 01:10:01,423
Right on the beach, for free.

905
01:10:01,523 --> 01:10:05,695
Okay, this, is a moment for
me to call the police. Excuse me.

906
01:10:05,795 --> 01:10:08,530
Oh, good, well, you can show them this...

907
01:10:08,630 --> 01:10:11,700
because right there, that is a signed...

908
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:14,296
- Notarized.
- Sworn affidavit...

909
01:10:14,396 --> 01:10:16,639
by a Salvatore Lopez...

910
01:10:16,739 --> 01:10:21,443
the graffiti artist that you hired to
paint all over Lew the Jew's buildings...

911
01:10:21,543 --> 01:10:25,447
so the Chinese would drop
their offer and you could buy for less.

912
01:10:25,547 --> 01:10:26,695
So, we have a deal, right?

913
01:10:26,795 --> 01:10:30,434
Or am I gonna have to put your head
through that fucking wall?

914
01:10:36,391 --> 01:10:39,328
There, there you go, fellas.
You have a good day, all right?

915
01:10:39,428 --> 01:10:41,244
Bye, bye.

916
01:11:01,750 --> 01:11:02,785
You're short.

917
01:11:02,885 --> 01:11:04,887
- What?
- You're short.

918
01:11:04,987 --> 01:11:07,328
That's all Prince gave me for that stuff.

919
01:11:09,156 --> 01:11:10,803
I swear.

920
01:11:11,693 --> 01:11:13,911
Oscar, I would never lie to you.

921
01:11:19,367 --> 01:11:23,251
I gotta get back to Spyder's
before he suspects anything.

922
01:11:26,741 --> 01:11:29,225
What happens if Spyder finds out?

923
01:11:30,679 --> 01:11:32,563
Fuck Spyder.

924
01:11:36,248 --> 01:11:40,018
- Where are you taking my dog?
- I found him out back. He's my dog now.

925
01:11:40,117 --> 01:11:42,591
- What?
- Just stay here.

926
01:11:42,691 --> 01:11:44,569
<i>Pinche loco.</i>

927
01:11:53,268 --> 01:11:54,616
Time to go.

928
01:11:55,736 --> 01:11:58,700
Fuck Oscar and fuck Spyder.

929
01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:10,621
Bonus!

930
01:12:11,443 --> 01:12:14,163
- What gives?
- Some "just in case" stuff.

931
01:12:14,484 --> 01:12:16,367
I guess.

932
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,930
Where'd you get this? Some drug lord?

933
01:12:22,030 --> 01:12:24,966
Nah. You remember Dana Kaminski?

934
01:12:25,065 --> 01:12:27,436
- Yeah.
- Well, her old man was a cop.

935
01:12:27,536 --> 01:12:29,037
Sweet.

936
01:12:29,136 --> 01:12:30,472
- Grenade?
- Yeah.

937
01:12:30,572 --> 01:12:33,055
- Cool.
- Thank you.

938
01:12:33,808 --> 01:12:35,868
- Knuckle duster?
- Yep.

939
01:12:36,077 --> 01:12:38,859
- Ninja throwing star?
- Yeah.

940
01:12:39,881 --> 01:12:41,949
You sure you want to do this?

941
01:12:42,048 --> 01:12:44,786
What else have I got to do? I'm with you.

942
01:12:44,886 --> 01:12:47,548
To the hounds. Nice.

943
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:21,138
- You got a flat tire.
- What?

944
01:13:21,239 --> 01:13:23,090
Are you kidding me?

945
01:13:23,190 --> 01:13:28,230
- Well, fix the fucking thing.
- Gigi don't fix no tires. Shit.

946
01:13:28,330 --> 01:13:32,033
Fix the fucking thing or we're gonna be late.

947
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:35,204
- Fine.
- Hurry up, okay?

948
01:13:35,304 --> 01:13:37,272
Hurry up. Bitch.

949
01:13:37,372 --> 01:13:40,056
- What?
- You heard me.

950
01:13:46,515 --> 01:13:48,232
Awesome.

951
01:13:49,884 --> 01:13:52,336
What the hell's taking so long, girl?

952
01:13:55,690 --> 01:13:58,733
- I'll take that.
- Okay.

953
01:13:59,594 --> 01:14:01,329
Where's my dog?

954
01:14:01,429 --> 01:14:03,522
Spyder has him.

955
01:14:04,032 --> 01:14:05,716
I swear.

956
01:14:07,269 --> 01:14:11,673
Hi, I'm Dave. I just electrocuted
the shit out of your friend.

957
01:14:11,773 --> 01:14:14,222
He's taking a little nap in the trunk.

958
01:14:14,622 --> 01:14:18,439
I want you to try these bracelets on.
They're free.

959
01:14:27,722 --> 01:14:30,959
- Where's the rest of the coke?
- That's all there was.

960
01:14:32,058 --> 01:14:35,663
A shot to the knee cap,
that's... that's gonna hurt.

961
01:14:35,763 --> 01:14:40,067
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
I sold it to this guy, black dude, Prince.

962
01:14:40,768 --> 01:14:42,837
Where can I find him?

963
01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:46,757
He's always at this bar called Bird Cage.

964
01:14:52,347 --> 01:14:53,949
You're very cute.

965
01:14:54,749 --> 01:14:57,319
Where are you going? You can't leave me here!

966
01:14:57,419 --> 01:14:58,980
Oh, don't worry...

967
01:14:59,079 --> 01:15:02,690
we're gonna call the 9-1-1 for you
as soon as we scamper off.

968
01:15:02,790 --> 01:15:04,659
Enjoy prison.

969
01:15:04,759 --> 01:15:07,629
What? <i>Pinches gringos!</i>

970
01:15:08,128 --> 01:15:09,713
Hey!

971
01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:19,374
Okay, you ready?

972
01:15:19,474 --> 01:15:22,477
I've got a boner
for the first time in a year.

973
01:15:23,277 --> 01:15:27,530
I have no... real response to that statement.

974
01:15:29,217 --> 01:15:31,920
- Hey, man, how you doing?
- Fuck you.

975
01:15:32,020 --> 01:15:35,055
- Is there a cover?
- Fuck you.

976
01:15:35,155 --> 01:15:37,058
Prince is expecting us.

977
01:15:37,759 --> 01:15:41,144
- What's in the case?
- A lot of money to buy cocaine.

978
01:15:45,867 --> 01:15:49,304
I was planning on using that later.
Is there a back door to this place?

979
01:15:49,404 --> 01:15:51,289
Man, fuck you.

980
01:15:53,275 --> 01:15:55,510
- Thanks very much.
- You're really good.

981
01:15:55,610 --> 01:15:57,241
Fuck you.

982
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:13,695
Manhattan, neat.

983
01:16:13,795 --> 01:16:15,646
Vodka tonic.

984
01:16:17,966 --> 01:16:20,450
Do you need me to walk you through that?

985
01:16:21,936 --> 01:16:24,772
Not so fast.

986
01:16:24,872 --> 01:16:26,936
We're here to see Prince.

987
01:16:27,036 --> 01:16:28,932
Spyder sent us.

988
01:16:30,378 --> 01:16:33,998
Spyder? But Oscar sent
some girl over yesterday.

989
01:16:36,183 --> 01:16:38,067
Hang on.

990
01:16:42,156 --> 01:16:45,627
He said they'd see you, but they
hope you know what you're doing.

991
01:16:45,727 --> 01:16:49,178
- It's that door down at the end of the hall.
- Thanks.

992
01:16:54,870 --> 01:16:57,505
<i>Prince is a modern-day entrepreneur...</i>

993
01:16:57,605 --> 01:17:02,076
<i>money laundering, prostitution,
drug dealing, what doesn't this guy do?</i>

994
01:17:02,176 --> 01:17:04,461
These two look the fuck out of place.

995
01:17:07,616 --> 01:17:09,946
What the hell are these cats...

996
01:17:10,819 --> 01:17:14,022
Yo, yo, yo, who the fuck are you?

997
01:17:14,121 --> 01:17:15,991
- I'm Steve.
- I'm Dave.

998
01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:19,126
Okay, okay, first thing, you gotta
give me the card for that DJ, man.

999
01:17:19,227 --> 01:17:21,763
He is playing some great music out there.

1000
01:17:21,863 --> 01:17:24,933
Came here to talk to me
about the motherfucking DJ?

1001
01:17:25,033 --> 01:17:27,335
You a crazy motherfucker.

1002
01:17:27,435 --> 01:17:31,038
All right, well, so enough with
the talking and shit, open the case.

1003
01:17:31,137 --> 01:17:34,141
- Yeah, just show me the stuff.
- Just open the case.

1004
01:17:34,242 --> 01:17:36,147
- Show me the stuff.
- Just open the case.

1005
01:17:36,248 --> 01:17:37,812
- Show us the stuff.
- Open the case.

1006
01:17:37,912 --> 01:17:40,533
- Show us the fucking stuff!
- Motherfucker, open the motherfucking case.

1007
01:17:40,613 --> 01:17:43,338
- Show us the motherfucking stuff!
- Open the motherfucking case, Steve!

1008
01:17:43,418 --> 01:17:46,369
- What are... what are you doing?
- Kill these motherfuckers.

1009
01:17:47,221 --> 01:17:48,692
Shit!

1010
01:17:50,859 --> 01:17:54,229
Now the thing you need to do is
sit there real quiet and just sit back.

1011
01:17:54,329 --> 01:17:57,064
I'm just gonna hold this up to your neck.
Okay, be very cool.

1012
01:17:57,164 --> 01:18:00,513
We're gonna stand up, you ready?
Come on. There you go. Come on.

1013
01:18:01,870 --> 01:18:06,072
Shit just got real. You, put
your gun down, put your gun down.

1014
01:18:06,172 --> 01:18:10,427
Take that cocaine,
put it in our case and shut it.

1015
01:18:14,382 --> 01:18:16,433
Tick, tick, tick, tick...

1016
01:18:18,787 --> 01:18:21,121
Oh, here we go, nice and easy.

1017
01:18:21,222 --> 01:18:24,025
- Nice and easy, watch your step.
- You're in control, boss.

1018
01:18:24,124 --> 01:18:26,394
- Fuck you.
- Dave, you got this?

1019
01:18:26,494 --> 01:18:28,962
- I got it.
- Good.

1020
01:18:29,061 --> 01:18:32,915
Easy, don't move,
don't fucking move, you hear me?

1021
01:18:36,037 --> 01:18:38,006
It was nice meeting you, all of you!

1022
01:18:38,105 --> 01:18:40,193
Hold on to this.

1023
01:18:40,294 --> 01:18:42,726
Shit! Oh! Oh, shit!

1024
01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:51,035
Oh, fuck.

1025
01:19:04,232 --> 01:19:07,835
The fuck y'all running to?
You motherfuckers fired!

1026
01:19:07,935 --> 01:19:10,185
All of y'all are fired.

1027
01:19:16,010 --> 01:19:18,400
- That's right, it's the Muffin Man.
- <i>You find that cocaine?</i>

1028
01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:20,482
- Just put Spyder on the phone!
- <i>Go fuck yourself!</i>

1029
01:19:20,582 --> 01:19:25,020
No, I will not go fuck myself, Oscar.
Just tell Spyder that I got his coke...

1030
01:19:25,119 --> 01:19:27,822
and I want my dog and my money, all right?

1031
01:19:27,922 --> 01:19:31,151
So I'll be over there tonight.
All right, goodbye.

1032
01:19:32,026 --> 01:19:33,258
Well, that was easy.

1033
01:19:33,358 --> 01:19:36,648
Yeah, easy getting in,
not so easy getting out.

1034
01:19:36,748 --> 01:19:39,567
- It sure smells like a set-up.
- You got a plan?

1035
01:19:39,967 --> 01:19:41,970
Of course, I got a plan.

1036
01:19:42,370 --> 01:19:45,105
You see what's happening here, don't you?

1037
01:19:45,206 --> 01:19:48,747
For the first time in your life,
Katey and Taylor...

1038
01:19:48,847 --> 01:19:52,897
you're putting them
and their needs before your own.

1039
01:19:54,046 --> 01:19:56,718
Now me, I'm doing the totally opposite thing.

1040
01:19:56,818 --> 01:20:01,103
I'm putting my needs before anyone else's
for the first time in my life.

1041
01:20:02,790 --> 01:20:06,210
I've become you, and you've become me.

1042
01:20:08,463 --> 01:20:12,182
- It's a little right on the nose, isn't it?
- Sure, but I didn't have much time with it.

1043
01:20:14,736 --> 01:20:17,472
Great news! Jesus! It's me, it's okay.

1044
01:20:17,572 --> 01:20:19,807
What the fuck are you doing here, John?

1045
01:20:20,687 --> 01:20:22,893
I have something for you guys.

1046
01:20:24,546 --> 01:20:26,415
Hi, guys.

1047
01:20:27,715 --> 01:20:32,253
Fellas, you're a day early,
the luau has been changed 'til tomorrow.

1048
01:20:32,353 --> 01:20:35,155
- Fuck you!
- Hey, Manu? Just... please.

1049
01:20:35,256 --> 01:20:38,040
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Okay? It's okay.

1050
01:20:39,394 --> 01:20:41,824
Listen, we are here...

1051
01:20:41,924 --> 01:20:45,467
to apologize to you, Steve
for kicking the shit out of you.

1052
01:20:45,567 --> 01:20:47,951
Yeah, little dude says we should.

1053
01:20:49,037 --> 01:20:51,440
Why are you listening to the little dude?

1054
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:54,724
He's dating our sister.

1055
01:20:57,044 --> 01:20:58,879
How many sisters do you have?

1056
01:20:58,979 --> 01:21:00,816
Only one.

1057
01:21:01,916 --> 01:21:05,820
Yeah, yeah, it just happened,
just crazy chemistry...

1058
01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:09,060
just right off the bat.
Just very... very heated...

1059
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:12,125
in a respectable way, just modest...

1060
01:21:12,226 --> 01:21:16,043
- modests, hot modests.
- Why didn't you just beat the shit out of him?

1061
01:21:16,143 --> 01:21:19,801
- Momma likes him.
- You met Nola's mom?

1062
01:21:19,901 --> 01:21:23,828
Yeah, yeah, just yesterday,
actually... a very lovely lunch.

1063
01:21:24,137 --> 01:21:27,140
Joan... is a wonderful cook.

1064
01:21:27,741 --> 01:21:32,795
And it turns out, we both have
a passion for vintage cinema, so...

1065
01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:39,320
- So we're all good here?
- Yeah, we're cool.

1066
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,352
- And?
-

1067
01:21:42,791 --> 01:21:44,519
We owe you, Steve...

1068
01:21:44,619 --> 01:21:48,077
and if there's anything you need,
you could come see us.

1069
01:21:49,997 --> 01:21:52,162
What are you guys doing right now?

1070
01:21:52,263 --> 01:21:55,102
<i>I know I'm in the minority here,
but I don't love gun battles...</i>

1071
01:21:55,253 --> 01:21:57,655
<i>at creepy, drug-cartel trap houses.</i>

1072
01:21:57,755 --> 01:22:02,293
<i>If anything, I'm more of an "au natural,"
hand-to-hand combat kind of guy.</i>

1073
01:22:02,393 --> 01:22:06,871
<i>So, I just sat this one out and headed
back to the office. You know...</i>

1074
01:22:06,971 --> 01:22:08,982
<i>to do office stuff.</i>

1075
01:22:23,129 --> 01:22:26,868
Here you go, buddy.
Hold tight, okay, come on.

1076
01:22:26,968 --> 01:22:29,197
Let's get out of here.

1077
01:22:46,620 --> 01:22:47,660
Right?

1078
01:22:57,398 --> 01:22:59,867
Not much of a plan, if I can say that.

1079
01:22:59,967 --> 01:23:03,471
Stay here with the coke.
I'm gonna try and get Buddy.

1080
01:23:03,571 --> 01:23:05,206
Keep your head down.

1081
01:23:05,306 --> 01:23:07,590
Picked the right man for the job.

1082
01:23:11,479 --> 01:23:13,329
Get some!

1083
01:23:20,588 --> 01:23:22,439
Fuck you.

1084
01:23:28,362 --> 01:23:31,198
- What the fuck, Holmes?
- It's that Muffin motherfucker, man!

1085
01:23:31,299 --> 01:23:33,034
He's back, took a shot at me!

1086
01:23:33,133 --> 01:23:36,218
Watch the windows,
I'll find that muffinfucker!

1087
01:23:51,252 --> 01:23:53,121
Drop the gun.

1088
01:23:58,359 --> 01:24:01,647
Does Spyder know you and Lupe
stole all the drugs?

1089
01:24:01,747 --> 01:24:03,508
And you've been fucking her?

1090
01:24:03,608 --> 01:24:05,448
Where's my coke, bitch?

1091
01:24:09,971 --> 01:24:12,226
You lying motherfucker.

1092
01:24:28,623 --> 01:24:30,492
Now what?

1093
01:24:31,091 --> 01:24:34,362
We had a deal... your doggie
and the money for my cocaine.

1094
01:24:34,462 --> 01:24:36,998
- Yeah.
- You got my coke?

1095
01:24:37,097 --> 01:24:39,148
It's on it's way.

1096
01:24:39,249 --> 01:24:40,722
It's okay.

1097
01:24:41,736 --> 01:24:43,405
Bring it on, motherfucker!

1098
01:24:43,505 --> 01:24:46,039
- Dave, Dave!
- What the fuck are you doing?

1099
01:24:46,139 --> 01:24:48,542
I'm completely out of control.

1100
01:24:48,642 --> 01:24:51,247
All right, that's our guy.

1101
01:24:53,247 --> 01:24:55,048
Is that for me?

1102
01:24:55,148 --> 01:24:58,767
Yes, here we go. I got it, I got it.

1103
01:25:04,592 --> 01:25:07,846
Dude... okay. Thank you.

1104
01:25:14,596 --> 01:25:16,787
Hang on to that.

1105
01:25:37,725 --> 01:25:40,428
There he is, come here.

1106
01:25:40,528 --> 01:25:43,196
Buddy! I missed you so much!

1107
01:25:43,897 --> 01:25:45,966
You been feeding my dog?

1108
01:25:46,065 --> 01:25:48,836
Pedigree, lamb and rice blend,
he loves that shit.

1109
01:25:48,936 --> 01:25:52,906
Yeah, he does. Thanks for looking after him.

1110
01:25:53,006 --> 01:25:54,809
No problem.

1111
01:25:55,309 --> 01:25:57,560
- We cool?
- Cool.

1112
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:02,739
- See you down the road, Holmes.
- All right, okay.

1113
01:26:03,517 --> 01:26:05,769
Not a bad fella, that Spyder.

1114
01:26:11,057 --> 01:26:13,461
<i>So, Steve got the job done.</i>

1115
01:26:13,561 --> 01:26:16,129
<i>Was it unorthodox in execution? Sure.</i>

1116
01:26:16,230 --> 01:26:19,755
<i>Should he see someone about multiple
concussions in a span of 24 hours?</i>

1117
01:26:19,855 --> 01:26:23,136
<i>Definitely. Could he benefit from
maybe a therapist to help him...</i>

1118
01:26:23,237 --> 01:26:26,574
<i>sort out some of his many issues?
That's not for me to say.</i>

1119
01:26:26,674 --> 01:26:28,450
<i>The main thing is...</i>

1120
01:26:28,670 --> 01:26:30,948
<i>Steve got his dog back.</i>

1121
01:26:31,579 --> 01:26:33,774
<i>Lew the Jew made good on his deal...</i>

1122
01:26:33,874 --> 01:26:36,824
<i>and me, I got the girl.</i>

1123
01:26:36,924 --> 01:26:39,152
<i>Never thought I'd get to say that.</i>

1124
01:26:40,253 --> 01:26:41,990
She's all yours.

1125
01:26:42,089 --> 01:26:44,845
You, take good care of her, huh?

1126
01:26:44,945 --> 01:26:47,361
- I will, Lew.
- Okay.

1127
01:26:47,461 --> 01:26:50,064
- Thank you very much.
- Yeah.

1128
01:26:51,765 --> 01:26:53,601
You did the right thing.

1129
01:26:54,623 --> 01:26:56,144
Nah.

1130
01:27:03,577 --> 01:27:05,313
- Hey.
- Hey.

1131
01:27:05,413 --> 01:27:07,285
Hi, baby.

1132
01:27:08,788 --> 01:27:10,813
Do you like your new room?

1133
01:27:10,913 --> 01:27:13,083
My new room is...

1134
01:27:13,183 --> 01:27:16,201
pretty amazing. Thanks, Uncle Steve.

1135
01:27:16,724 --> 01:27:18,560
You're welcome.

1136
01:27:18,660 --> 01:27:20,745
Have a good time today.

1137
01:27:24,096 --> 01:27:26,148
Thought you might want that.

1138
01:27:28,970 --> 01:27:30,820
Thank you.

1139
01:27:37,011 --> 01:27:40,488
Hot moo! Moo!

1140
01:27:41,816 --> 01:27:43,551
I'll take a steak.

1141
01:27:43,651 --> 01:27:46,906
<i>Either way, everyone is happy.</i>

1142
01:27:48,021 --> 01:27:50,268
<i>Case closed.</i>

1143
01:27:53,158 --> 01:27:56,044
- Hello.
- <i>Steve, it's me, it's John.</i>

1144
01:27:57,365 --> 01:28:01,168
- I can't hear you very well. Who is this?
- <i>Here, I got you. It's John.</i>

1145
01:28:01,269 --> 01:28:04,070
Yeah, look, I know everyone
is probably looking forward...

1146
01:28:04,170 --> 01:28:06,650
to my world-famous pasta salad...

1147
01:28:06,750 --> 01:28:09,678
but I won't be able to make it.

1148
01:28:09,778 --> 01:28:12,947
<i>So I invite you to my party,
and you're not gonna bring anything?</i>

1149
01:28:13,046 --> 01:28:16,049
I won't be able to attend the barbeque...
pasta salad's already made.

1150
01:28:16,149 --> 01:28:18,252
<i>Okay, no worries, pal, I'll see you tomorrow.</i>

1151
01:28:18,952 --> 01:28:20,755
Well, yeah...

1152
01:28:20,855 --> 01:28:22,348
Hello?

1153
01:28:24,820 --> 01:28:26,327
Steve?

1154
01:28:28,823 --> 01:28:30,631
I believe he hung up.

1155
01:28:31,231 --> 01:28:35,569
That's terrible, because if he's not gonna
come to us, now we gotta go to him...

1156
01:28:35,669 --> 01:28:38,404
which means you need
to tell us where he is.

1157
01:28:39,907 --> 01:28:41,514
No.

1158
01:28:41,614 --> 01:28:45,980
No, I won't. So, you're just
gonna have to find him...

1159
01:28:46,079 --> 01:28:49,293
and you won't be able to find Steve.
Not in Venice.

1160
01:28:49,643 --> 01:28:52,513
He knows every nook and cranny
in this neighborhood. He'll disappear...

1161
01:28:52,613 --> 01:28:57,258
he's got friends in high places,
and got friends in low places.

1162
01:28:57,358 --> 01:28:59,941
I didn't mean to quote
that country song right now but...

1163
01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:04,999
the point is, if he even gets a whiff
of trouble, he'll turn into a ghost.

1164
01:29:05,098 --> 01:29:07,100
Not literally, obviously, but...

1165
01:29:07,201 --> 01:29:09,518
Hold on. Clancy...

1166
01:29:09,618 --> 01:29:12,240
rewind that shit back
like... like a minute.

1167
01:29:12,340 --> 01:29:16,544
What's the address of that house
we scored from Lew the Jew?

1168
01:29:17,444 --> 01:29:21,849
<i>I'm standing in Steve's parents'
house at 845 Holland Canal...</i>

1169
01:29:21,949 --> 01:29:26,020
<i>the one with the white picket fence.
I think it's mid-century.</i>

1170
01:29:26,119 --> 01:29:30,060
Really? And you know,
it's perfect timing because I'm starving...

1171
01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:32,293
and I really love pasta salad.

1172
01:29:32,393 --> 01:29:34,995
I hear yours is world-renowned.

1173
01:29:35,695 --> 01:29:39,086
You guys hungry?
Y'all ready to go eat? Yeah, okay?

1174
01:29:39,186 --> 01:29:41,802
We're going to a party, white boy.

1175
01:29:41,902 --> 01:29:44,419
Oh, God. Please don't.

1176
01:29:45,439 --> 01:29:47,345
Actually... let's go.

1177
01:29:47,445 --> 01:29:51,260
Thank you... thank you
for not shooting my balls.

1178
01:29:57,018 --> 01:29:59,086
Okay, well, I'll just be here.

1179
01:31:02,115 --> 01:31:03,554
No.