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Argh! Urgh!
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(Grunting and swords clanking)
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That's what you get for taking my fucking hat!
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Ohh...
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- What the fuck are you looking at?
- Nothing. Just... tent pegs.
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Definitely not looking at you.
Not looking at you.
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I think maybe I'm not home after all.
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♪ I'd cry
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♪ But you're too small
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♪ Your brains
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♪ Are dripping down my wall
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Ripped By mstoll
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(Man shouting in distance)
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- Hey!
- (Bleating)
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Stay away from my fucking sheep,
you stupid...
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Sorry. Sorry.
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What year is this?
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2015. Are you soft in the fucking head?
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No. I'm fine.
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I think.
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(Chatter)
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(Horse neighing in background)
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(Shouting in background)
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(Glass smashing)
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- Hey!
MAN: Fuck you, bruv! Fuck you!
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Pete?
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We met?
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No, no...
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Well, see ya. Have a great day.
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Oh.
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Snacking sausage, is it?
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It's just a salami thing.
It's nothing special.
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I haven't seen salami in a long, long time.
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OK. Oh.
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- Whoa!
- Hand it over.
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- You're mugging me for salami?
- And everything else he's got.
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Clothes, wallet... The lot.
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- Hrah!
- Oh!
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(Shouting)
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(Gasps) Whoo!
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Hi.
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Sorry, there are some ruffians
trying to take my clothes,
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if you wish to arrest them.
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Right.
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Yeah.
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- Excuse me.
- Right, where you going?
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Cos they're... They're that way...
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(Sighs)
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Hands behind your back.
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You're talking to me?
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- Hands behind your back!
- Oh, you've made a mistake.
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I've been running from the criminals.
I'm the victim.
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You are under arrest!
Don't make this harder than it needs to be.
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I think you've got the wrong person, mate.
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Well, you're Milo Edwards, aren't you?
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(Click)
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Listen, I er... I hate to kick things off
like this, but I do very much need to poo.
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Biological necessity. There it is.
It's just something I need to do.
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- Where's Danny Gates?
- I don't know.
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Honestly, I don't know.
Now, will you tell me what this is all about?
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What's your angle?
Are you so arrogant
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that you thought you could just walk into
a police station and walk right out again?
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Or did you want to be caught?
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New idea. Unless I make this face...
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...let's just assume
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Quantum genocide.
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Quantum... Quantum what?
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They coined the term especially for you.
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For what you and Danny Gates have done.
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Right, just listen.
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I'm from another reality,
and me and Danny
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met another Danny
who said something about Goldenmire.
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- So you know about Goldenmire!
- Just a name I heard. I don't know anything.
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This will go easier for you...
if you cooperate, Milo.
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Just give us Danny
and there's even a chance you won't hang.
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(Whispers) Hang? Hang?
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As in "hanged" with a rope and shit?
(Laughs)
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No. No, I mean that's crazy.
You can't hang people.
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- I would really rather not do this! Just confess!
- I can't.
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- I don't even know what you think I've done.
- I am not messing about here, son.
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- You've got the wrong Milo, I swear...
- Oh, right.
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That's why we found
all these photographs in your pocket?
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Photos of every reality
you and Danny have visited?
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Not mine. They belong to another Milo.
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Oh, and I guess this notebook,
that belongs to another Milo, too, does it?
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A precise list of locations.
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Each in a different reality.
That not yours either, eh?
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You have to believe me.
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Please... Please...
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- (Grunts)
- (Bird cawing in distance)
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(Door hinges squeak)
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Gran? Gran, is that you?
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Oh, Milo.
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Gran, how long have I been here?
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Thank you. I'm so hungry.
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The service in here... pretty terrible.
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I'm not your Milo.
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You can see that, right?
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They say you won't tell them
where Danny Gates is.
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Gran... Other Milo's Gran,
cos you're certainly not mine...
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you have to believe me.
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I'm from another reality.
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Another Milo sent me here,
trying to set me up.
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Stop it. Just stop it and listen.
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Tell them it was Danny.
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Tell them it was all Danny's idea.
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Tell them he's the one that stole the wristbands,
the one that wouldn't let you come back home.
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Tell them you had no choice.
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And then, maybe - just maybe -
there's a chance for you.
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You are not listening!
I am another Milo!
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They'll execute you.
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Don't let that happen, Milo.
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Tell them it was Danny.
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Where I'm from...
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...you're dead.
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Where I'm from, Gran,
they don't put people in dungeons.
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Where I'm from, they certainly...
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Oh, you haven't been here, love.
You don't know what it's like.
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It was a few months after you went missing
that it started.
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Power cuts, blackouts.
No-one could work out why.
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And then Callum came
to tell us what you'd done.
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That it was your fault that we were
sliding back into the stone age.
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Your name alone... yours and Danny's.
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People want revenge!
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If you're gonna stand a
chance of staying alive...
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...you've got to blame it on Danny.
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Please, Gran... Please.
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You have to believe me, Gran.
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(Door bangs shut)
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You've said you're now ready
to make a statement.
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My name is Milo Edwards.
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I hereby confess, of my own free will,
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that I stole two wristband devices
belonging to Callum Stevens.
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Using these devices, I've spent the past
six years travelling through alternate realities.
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Stealing of the wristband devices
was... Danny Gates's idea.
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It was his idea to continue
travelling through other realities,
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even though I asked him not to.
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I am not to blame for this.
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- Danny is.
- (Whispers) Bastard.
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You bastard! You left me to fucking die!
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You left me to fucking die! No!
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No! He's lying!
I swear he's lying!
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I'm not his Danny! I'm not his! I'm not!
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I'm not his! I'm not your Danny!
I swear! I swear! He's lying!
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What if I told you this was all Milo's idea?
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Sign.
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Here.
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Get yourself cleaned up for court!
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(Abusive shouting)
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(Shouting outside)
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(Shouting)
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Get in!
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(Crowd shouting)
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Dan?
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Dan? How the hell? When?
I thought you were back on Nuclear World!
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I was.
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Till the Bearded Me and You
dragged me to safety.
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They threw me through the gateway.
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Left Kate behind.
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Sorry, dude.
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On the plus side, you're here!
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- I thought you were dead, man!
- I know!
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- You sold me out.
- What?
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I saw it, Milo.
Your entire "confession".
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Blaming it all on me.
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Shit we never did, either of us!
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Christ, Dan, I... I wouldn't have said
anything if I'd known you were here!
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I thought you were
back in that crazy bunker.
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I've been here for weeks, dude.
Months even. I don't know.
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They beat the shit out of me.
I didn't know what else to do.
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They did the same to me!
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Only I didn't crack!
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If I'd known you were here,
I wouldn't have said a thing.
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How could I know you were on this world?
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We didn't do this, Milo.
Why would you confess?
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This isn't our fault. They've set us up.
Other Us. They've set us up!
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Danny.
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- Milo.
- Dad.
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- Are you here to defend us?
- No-one would take the job. No-one wanted it.
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- Nor did I, but your mother...
- What can we do? What are our chances?
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Shut up, keep quiet...
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and...
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And what, Dad?
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Oh, right.
And I'll do everything I can to keep you alive.
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Settle down. Settle down.
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Hang him!
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We are here in the matter of the Crown
and Milo Edwards and Daniel Gates.
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(Jeering)
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This is the first recorded instance
of the charge of quantum genocide.
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The penalty, if found guilty, is death.
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(Cheering)
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Mr Gates, I believe a plea is being sought?
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Yes, Your Honour, both
Mr Gates and Mr... uh...
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- Edwards...
...Edwards have signed full confessions.
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And I can see that each implicates the other.
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- You blamed it on me?
- You blamed it on me first!
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Given the full and frank admission
by both parties, we ask for leniency.
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The damage my clients have done
to this world was not intentional.
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In exchange for a plea of guilty,
we ask that the death sentence be commuted.
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That's it?
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"Don't kill them, please" -
that's our whole defence?
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- It's all we've got.
- This whole thing's crazy.
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Shouldn't we have met our lawyer
before the trial?
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- A plea agreement? This is just begging.
- I forgot you were the expert.
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I've represented myself in court.
I know a thing or two.
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You would have avoided a criminal record
if you'd just used a lawyer.
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- It was a human rights issue.
- Smoking weed in the ladies' at Starbucks.
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- Which is my human right, you dick!
- You're the dick!
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- This is all because of you!
- You're a dick!
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- (Shouting and bell ringing)
- Stop it!
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Silence!
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Mr Gates, kindly keep your
clients under control.
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Six years ago, Milo Edwards and Daniel Gates
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stole technology from General Callum Stevens.
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Using this, they travelled to other realities.
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And every time they did so -
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seeking money, fame...
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fortune -
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to escape any consequences
of anything they did,
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they bled energy from our own.
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Now... the very fabric of our universe...
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hangs in the balance.
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The laws of the natural universe
no longer hold true.
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The Black Hole of Ealing alone
killed 316 people.
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(Jeering)
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I find the accused...
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extremely guilty.
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(Cheering)
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And the sentence
that they have handed down to our world
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through their selfishness...
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is the same sentence I give them.
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- Death!
- (Cheering)
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- You'll be executed in the morning.
- How can they do it so quick?
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The whole thing was over in ten minutes
and now they're killing us tomorrow?
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What happened to appeals and due process?
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Things have changed since the two of you left.
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No internet, no phones, no CCTV.
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The government's grip has gone to shit.
People have started their own private armies.
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Most of Scotland is a no-go war-zone.
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Not so different to where we're from.
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Just trying to lighten the mood, Danny.
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The death penalty came back two years ago.
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Expedited judicial process
was introduced a year ago.
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Rome is falling.
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(Whimpers)
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My dad just hugged me.
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We are so dead.
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We are so dead.
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I pretend to choke on this, you call the cops,
they come running in - smack - we take 'em out.
250
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,117
- As plans go...
- Yeah?
251
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,997
It's very shit.
252
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,275
This porridge is just the right consistency...
253
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:28,239
If the plan is to get the police to run in,
then you can just pretend to choke.
254
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:32,199
You don't need to actually choke yourself
with a porridge of the correct consistency,
255
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,872
you colossal dickhead.
256
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,679
At least I'm trying.
While you just sitting there, sulking.
257
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,638
I'm not sulking. I am furious with you!
You sold me out!
258
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,950
- You sold me out!
- You did it first!
259
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,156
You stayed with Kate
instead of coming with me!
260
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,549
I felt bad for her, OK!
It wasn't about you.
261
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,598
It was, Danny. End of the day,
you chose to have happy families with Kate -
262
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,274
who isn't even your Kate -
instead of coming with me.
263
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,670
I shouldn't be surprised, though.
You never do trust me.
264
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,591
Didn't even trust me to be your best man.
265
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,716
Oh, fucking fuck-fuck! Fuck!
266
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,872
- Why are we still talking about being best man?
- Hey.
267
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,075
- Kate?
- I heard that you handed yourselves in.
268
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,037
No, no, no. See, there's been a mistake.
269
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,759
Ever since we were separated,
I've been trying to find you,
270
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,398
and now here we are...
271
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,357
back home...
272
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,957
...back where it all started...
273
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,712
...and I just feel... sad.
274
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:28,477
- We had fun once, though, didn't we?
- It's not us. It's not your Danny.
275
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,199
I'm the one you slept with on Nuclear World.
Remember?
276
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,713
I was drunk, I had a fur coat.
277
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,109
That only proves
that you saw me with another Danny.
278
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,636
Just give up - I know about the evidence.
They found it - in your pockets.
279
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,153
- They set us up!
- (Choking)
280
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,118
That was probably their plan -
to con us into coming here
281
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,555
- so that we would take the fall...
- I was at the trial.
282
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,710
- So just save me the excuses.
- (Choking)
283
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,075
(Coughing and choking)
284
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,878
Milo, leave off.
Look, Kate, you have to listen to me.
285
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:58,317
We're really similar to the Danny that you
were with but you have to understand. OK?
286
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,595
Milo, get off me!
287
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,032
Get off me.
288
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,429
- Are you serious?
- (Choking)
289
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,954
For God's sake, get up! Get up!
290
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,674
You're doing it wrong.
Put pressure under the ribs.
291
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,512
What, like this?
292
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,636
For God's sake, no! Come here.
293
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,310
- Argh!
- Milo!
294
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,958
Oh, fuck!
295
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,472
(Groaning)
296
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,468
(Gasping)
297
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:35,109
If I can get us out of here, will you promise
not to do any of that shit again?
298
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,395
Yes. Yes, please. Let's just get out of here.
299
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,036
- Good job.
- At least I tried.
300
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,149
Kate, it's not us.
You have to believe me.
301
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,116
Oh, my God. You're not him.
302
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,156
That's what I've been trying to tell you!
303
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,674
- You're the drunk Danny I slept with?
- Yes!
304
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,832
The one who lasted five minutes
and fell asleep still inside me?
305
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,592
- Well...
- That does sound like him.
306
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:15,470
But if you're not my Danny, then that means...
that my Danny's still out there with Milo,
307
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,438
dragging our world
deeper and deeper into shit.
308
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:20,317
Motherfuck!
309
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,234
So... you're gonna tell everyone
that we're not the ones you're looking for?
310
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,515
Maybe ask them not to execute us tomorrow?
311
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,830
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
312
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,229
And you can take us home?
313
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,390
I can.
314
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,636
But I need your help.
My Danny and Milo caused all this.
315
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,712
- They deserve to be brought to justice.
- How? I don't understand.
316
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,190
How are two versions of us responsible
for ruining an entire world?
317
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,748
Because every gateway they open,
every time they jump,
318
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:50,719
- they are bleeding energy from this universe.
- But how can we help?
319
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,598
Because you're so similar to them.
That's why they chose you.
320
00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:55,432
Because you think like they do.
321
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:59,035
So if you were finally free,
where would you go?
322
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,111
- What kind of world?
- Mexico...
323
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,031
Oh. Big bag of weed, yeah.
324
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:07,989
Although we'd probably want to make sure
that our plan actually worked first.
325
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,516
So... we'd... We'd probably stay here.
326
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,068
We'd make sure
the versions of us were put to death.
327
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,798
We'd be in the crowd.
328
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,758
So, you'd be in a bloodthirsty mob,
just to see yourselves die?
329
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,432
- We'd bring snacks.
- Peperami.
330
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,839
- The spicy one.
- Mild for me.
331
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,876
Cos of his bunghole.
332
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,997
- Do you really think they'll show?
- It's what we'd do.
333
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,108
So... can we go home now?
334
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:35,078
- After.
- After? What do you mean "after"?
335
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:38,197
They're not gonna show up
if there's no execution to show up for.
336
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,713
It'll just be for show.
337
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,236
You'll be led out, and we'll let it carry on
for as long as it takes to find them.
338
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,039
Now, you should probably get some sleep.
339
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,953
(Squeaks) It's gonna be fine.
340
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,395
(Clears throat) It's gonna be fine.
341
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,233
- Don't talk to me.
- You don't talk to me!
342
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,834
- Fine, let's not talk to each other.
- Great for me.
343
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,388
- Oh, who's still talking?
- Uh-uh! Shh!
344
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,830
(Rowdy crowd outside)
345
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,429
Remove the cloth!
346
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,953
(Crowd shouting)
347
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,516
Get back!
348
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:26,837
- It's like we're Adolf Hitlers or something.
- As far as they're concerned, we are.
349
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,151
(Jeering continues)
350
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,753
Hang them!
351
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,992
Hang them!
352
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,956
Hang them!
353
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:48,072
How long do we have to stand here for, dude?
354
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,798
You're not gonna kill us, are you?
355
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,838
Ah? Cos Kate did tell you about the plan,
didn't she?
356
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,910
- Did she?
- Hold still!
357
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,639
OK. Oh, shit, shit, shit.
358
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,630
Where's Kate? Where's Kate? Where's Kate?
359
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,836
- Danny, where is Kate?
- (Jeering)
360
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,592
Milo Edwards and Daniel Gates,
361
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,513
you have been found guilty
of quantum genocide.
362
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,797
You shall be hung... until you are dead.
363
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,031
Wait. Wait! Kate!
Kate, pull the plug, this isn't working!
364
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,236
May God have mercy on your soul.
365
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,470
Wait! Wait, wait! Wait, wait.
366
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,198
Don't I get some last words?
367
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:28,312
Milo Edwards wishes to say some final words.
368
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,516
- (Booing)
- Quiet! Enough.
369
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,114
- What are you doing?
- Buying us time.
370
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,033
So... (Clears throat)
I am Milo Edwards.
371
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,190
These are my final words...
372
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:41,750
I didn't do anything! All right?
I'm not guilty. All right?
373
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,558
(Booing)
374
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,598
All my life... I've been looking for meaning.
375
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:51,075
You see, ever since my gran died,
I've just drifted around,
376
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:55,233
smoking a lot of weed,
watching a lot of box sets,
377
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:59,836
and thinking about doing a lot of stuff
but never actually doing any stuff.
378
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:03,037
And then this guy appears with a sword,
then he tries to kill me.
379
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,270
And I step through into another reality.
380
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,078
And all I can think about is...
381
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,991
"I wanna go home."
382
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,393
I really, genuinely, just want to go home.
383
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:17,439
I just want to get up off my arse
and grab life by the balls.
384
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:22,389
I've seen all these different versions of me
and I've realised that maybe I'm not that bad.
385
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:27,429
Maybe, just... maybe some day,
I can be somebody!
386
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,197
CROWD: Kill them!
- Fucking hell, I didn't expect it to go like that!
387
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,714
- Hang them!
- Wait! Don't I get to say anything?
388
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,631
- Nah.
- Hang 'em!
389
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,871
Wait! No, no, don't...
390
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,678
(Snapping)
391
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,753
I'm sorry, buddy.
I'm sorry for everything.
392
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,512
- (Choking) I love you, pal.
- (Choking) I love you, too.
393
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,231
What did you say?
394
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,755
(Indistinct) I said I love you.
395
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,869
- We should go.
- Mm.
396
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,678
Miss me?
397
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,719
(She groans) Man down!
Get them! It's them!
398
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,909
- What's going on?
- (Horse neighs)
399
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,110
(Gasping)
400
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,630
- Fucking Paul!
- Fear not, lads.
401
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,838
I'm Team Danny'n'Milo to the end! (Laughs)
Oh, you should probably get out of here.
402
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,999
Oh, fucking Paul!
I knew I liked that guy!
403
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,514
Unlike Kate, leaving us there to hang.
404
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,028
(Horse neighing)
405
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,958
There we are!
406
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,118
- What you doing?
- They're from here. They must know a way out.
407
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,714
- I meant why are you following me?
- I'm following them!
408
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,076
- I'm following them! That's my thing!
- Milo, now isn't the time!
409
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,151
Aw, thank the Lord!
410
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:11,869
Ooh!
411
00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,316
(Wind whistling)
412
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,193
MILO: Ohh.
413
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,474
- J-Jesus Christ, it's cold.
- Oh, v...
414
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,551
Very... observant.
415
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,794
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
416
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:02,596
Oh. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
417
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,399
If anyone was gonna follow us here,
it was gonna be you.
418
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,879
It's not just us.
419
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,918
A lot of people were chasing us
and when they find that gateway,
420
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,513
you are gonna be in a world of shit.
421
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,034
The gateways we make,
only us and Kate can use.
422
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,553
Even Callum can't follow us.
423
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,916
Something to do with the wristbands.
They're prototypes, we reckon.
424
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,035
- Hit?
- You set us up!
425
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:27,157
You wanted us to be hanged
for something that you did!
426
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,356
- Calm down.
- You fuckers!
427
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,916
You forget - we think the same.
428
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,075
Except I'm better.
429
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,348
Yargh!
430
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,355
(Groans)
431
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,873
(Choking)
432
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,756
There you go.
433
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,912
So what are you gonna do with us?
434
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,231
Rest up, then were gonna
send you back to get executed.
435
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:04,552
And then maybe - maybe - we can
finally stop looking over our shoulders. Eh?
436
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,396
So... what are the gateways?
437
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,790
You know, the one from
the graveyard, the bunker...
438
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,156
You had the wristbands.
Why'd you need another way to get around?
439
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,754
We don't mean to create them.
They just happen.
440
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,229
Every time we jump a reality,
we create a gateway.
441
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,995
They appear wherever we go
and we have no idea how to get rid of them.
442
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:27,153
Truth is, we just sort of press the buttons,
hope for the best...
443
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,992
- Ain't that right?
- There you go.
444
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,594
- But what about the clues?
- Woolly mammoth meat?
445
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,397
I can see why these bastards went extinct.
They taste amazing!
446
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:39,837
- Yeah, but what about the clues?
- We got separated early on.
447
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,276
Him and Kate were together.
I was on my own, so I started leaving clues.
448
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:44,793
I followed the trail, we met up,
449
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,316
and we promised we'd never
ever let that happen again.
450
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,951
So now, whenever we jump, we leave a clue
and we write it down in our log-books.
451
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,558
Like the one you left in my jacket.
452
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,756
- Lickle fail-safes.
- Why here?
453
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,877
Couldn't you have picked a place
less cold and shit?
454
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,589
There's a button on the wristband
that always brings us here. We've no idea why.
455
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,636
It's our... default.
456
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,234
Our... home, I guess.
457
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,753
So how'd you find us?
458
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,149
Oh, that was just right time, right universe.
459
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,959
We were being chased by Callum
and we got split up.
460
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,679
Milo came back here,
I ended up on your world and...
461
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,991
as soon as I saw you two... I just knew.
462
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,913
We were looking for the perfect us,
and you were it.
463
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,958
When my wristband got hammered,
I told you about Goldenmire.
464
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,917
Most worlds, we left a clue there.
465
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,758
(Milo laughs)
466
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,956
Yeah! Run, Forrest!
467
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,520
I cannot believe
you've never tried mammoth before.
468
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,717
I mean, imagine... Imagine a spare rib...
469
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,836
crossed with a chicken wing...
470
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,352
...but bigger.
471
00:27:56,280 --> 00:28:00,717
So, if you don't know how to use the wristbands,
how did you find us on Nuclear World?
472
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,190
- Did you use the gateways?
- Yep, and it was scary shit.
473
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,713
But worth it.
474
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,394
We needed a scapegoat.
It was nothing personal.
475
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:12,473
- What about Callum? Who the hell is he?
- Your guess is as good as mine.
476
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,438
All we know is that he
invented this stuff, but...
477
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,636
as to why or how...
478
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,233
what he's planning...
479
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,790
Look at that marbling!
That is magnificent.
480
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,711
You need to get involved with this.
481
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,992
Danny!
482
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,993
You're the Kate from the last world.
How did you get here?
483
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,548
Please, you have to help us!
You have to help us!
484
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,835
I'm trying. OK?
The lock's stuck.
485
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,956
I see you've found my collection.
486
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,313
Why are you doing this?
They're prisoners.
487
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,992
They're the best of the best.
488
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,277
Any time I find a Kate I like,
I bring her back here.
489
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,079
And I know you,
of all people, will appreciate...
490
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,031
...I've never met a Kate I didn't like.
491
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,270
(Grunting and groaning)
492
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,119
(She groans)
493
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,992
Now, if you run again,
494
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,878
were gonna cut you up
and stick you on the barbecue.
495
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,873
Good effort, though, buddy. Good effort.
496
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,320
What are you grinning about, you dick?
497
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,675
You are responsible for
ruining your own world.
498
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,320
Ah, we never asked
to jump around different realities.
499
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,631
We were just dicking about,
trying not to let that Callum guy hurt us.
500
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,429
I mean, why should we be executed
for just having fun? Eh?
501
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,512
- Fun? People are dead!
- "People are dead..."
502
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,637
How have you spent six years
getting chased by a guy with a sword
503
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,154
and still know next to nothing
about how or why?
504
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,832
- I've had enough.
- Me, too.
505
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,434
Hey. Hey, hey, let's not be hasty, huh?
506
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,750
What about the plan?
Sending us back, yeah?
507
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,115
- Seems like that could take a while...
- Fuck that.
508
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,356
Playing with yourself again, Milo?
509
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,192
Kate?
510
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,478
How did you find us?
511
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,437
I followed you.
512
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,192
- Which ones?
- Does it really matter?
513
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,197
Kate. You're here!
514
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,438
Back off.
515
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,636
I'm taking you back and I'm handing you in.
516
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,676
To be killed? Why?
517
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,115
Because you left me behind.
518
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,556
- No, we didn't. That was an accident.
- It was no accident, Danny.
519
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,790
Milo left me stranded.
520
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,433
- Is that true?
- Ah... I er... I was...
521
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,750
Go on. Tell him.
522
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,559
She was ruining it!
She kept talking about going home.
523
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,473
Is it weird that I feel like we're intruding?
524
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:42,596
We've been living it up since we ditched her!
525
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:46,468
Remember the money we made in Vegas,
the twins in Naked World.
526
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,437
I could've died!
527
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,876
(Sighs) I really wish you
hadn't done that, Milo.
528
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,513
(Gasps)
529
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,430
OTHER MILO: What have you done?
530
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,158
(Gasps)
531
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,198
Danny, I...
532
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,872
I thought we were friends.
533
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,510
- (Sword clanks)
OTHER KATE: Jesus Christ, Danny!
534
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,797
I'm still handing you in.
535
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,836
I missed you, Kate.
536
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,591
Without you, it just... it wasn't the same.
Milo deserved that.
537
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,952
Without you in my life,
I had to turn to others.
538
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,314
Which means, sadly...
539
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,152
I no longer have any use for you.
540
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,991
Jesus, this version of me is a psycho!
Go, Kate! Go!
541
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,072
Get him in the head! In the head!
In the other man! Go!
542
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,992
I don't want to do this, Kate.
543
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:51,072
I can't. I... I can't hurt you.
544
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,876
Take me back.
545
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,757
Take me back home.
546
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,278
Don't! I'm lying! Don't!
547
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,396
(Giggles)
548
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,550
Oh, I really am sorry...
549
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,550
...my one true shit-for-brains...
550
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,517
(Shrieking)
551
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,112
- Girls. Girls, let's not be hasty.
- (Shrieking)
552
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,111
(Screaming)
553
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,118
Hold on.
554
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:38,277
- Just like that, we're home?
- Just like that.
555
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:39,713
How do we know?
556
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:42,917
Well, it's warm
and there's no-one trying to kill us.
557
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,151
It'll do. Don't know about you guys,
but I could do with a beer.
558
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,593
Definitely.
559
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,558
- Yeah. Come on, then.
- Can I see you inside?
560
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,596
Oh, right. Yeah. Ah, course.
561
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,352
- Usual?
- Yeah.
562
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:57,716
So... this is it.
563
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,754
Yep.
564
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,673
Hey, how can you use a wristband
and jump wherever you want,
565
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,239
but Other Us had no idea?
566
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,675
- You guys never did.
- Right!
567
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,990
That does sound like us.
568
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,076
Can I help you?
569
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,633
No. No, no. No, thanks.
570
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,316
But I still don't understand.
What about Callum, you know?
571
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:41,109
Who is he? How did he make the wristbands?
And what the actual fuck is going on?
572
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,111
It's over. You're home.
573
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,668
You don't have to worry about this any more.
574
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,556
Unless...
575
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,713
- You could come with me.
- What?
576
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,678
I know that my world's a scary place,
but I have to return this
577
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,273
and let them know it's over.
578
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,796
Look... what we shared was...
579
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,314
Brief.
580
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,595
- But nice.
- Very nice.
581
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,356
But... I... I have a Kate of my own
582
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,670
and I'm supposed to be marrying her.
583
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,471
Even though you cheated on her?
584
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,475
It's complicated.
585
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,950
Well, I'll see you around, shit face.
586
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,597
Laters, tuna vag.
587
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:51,470
Where are they? Mm?
588
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,716
Where are Milo and Danny?
589
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,916
Where did you take them?
590
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,353
(She grunts)
591
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,671
(She screams)
592
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,671
- OK.
- Argh!
593
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,073
This would've been easier
if you'd told me where to find them.
594
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,435
You're the original Callum?
595
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,792
Aargh!
596
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,759
You won't find the Milo and Danny
from this planet. They died.
597
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,115
Then they can't be the ones I'm looking for.
598
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,190
(Exhales)
599
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,558
So...
600
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,278
Yep.
601
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,113
That was... weird.
602
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,751
Yep.
603
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:08,392
We should probably... talk, I guess.
604
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,516
Much as we are doing right now.
605
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,556
- I mean...
- I know.
606
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,631
But... I know what you mean.
607
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,277
We've saved each other's lives,
608
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,158
we've sold each other out, and...
609
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,273
...this shit... I...
610
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,316
I honestly don't know...
611
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,192
Are we... friends any more?
612
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,233
I mean, it's been tough,
but I don't see why...
613
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,959
12th of May. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!
614
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,235
- What? What? What?
- My wedding's tomorrow.
615
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,959
- Kate's gonna be worried sick!
- Kate again.
616
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,828
I thought you wanted to...
617
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,399
talk.
618
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,199
Danny?
619
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,040
Danny, where...
Where have you been?
620
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,270
Oh, God, I missed you so much.
621
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:28,351
I know it sounds crazy.
622
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,870
Just a bit.
623
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,471
I wish I had something to show you.
624
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,710
Something that would prove it but...
625
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,396
Thank you.
626
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,634
I thought maybe you'd just run away.
627
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:51,032
You know? That the engagement party
was too much and you couldn't handle it.
628
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,758
Why else would Milo disappear
at exactly the same time?
629
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,990
That's not what happened.
630
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,436
Danny... do you still wanna get married?
631
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,509
- What?
- I mean...
632
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,637
You asked me and I'm happy that you did,
but we've never...
633
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,233
we've never talked about it.
634
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,754
We've never actually sat down and said...
635
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,115
"Is this what we want?"
636
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,158
Are you... saying
that you don't want to get married?
637
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:20,959
No. No, no, I'm just...
638
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,276
...I'm saying...
639
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,828
I've had doubts.
640
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:32,076
All of this crazy shit that I've seen,
it's made me realise how lucky I am.
641
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,878
I...
642
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,589
I do want to marry you.
I... I want that more than anything.
643
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,355
So just tell me the truth.
644
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,000
Stop all this crazy stuff
about parallel worlds.
645
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,950
Just tell me where you've been.
646
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,353
Has there... been someone else?
647
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,033
Have you cheated on me?
648
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,709
- Technically, no.
- (Urgent knocking)
649
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,438
MILO: I need to speak with Kate.
650
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,748
Milo...
651
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,559
Kate... Danny chose you.
652
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,518
He chose you over me
and it has bothered me for a long time.
653
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,318
Milo, this is really not a great time.
654
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,311
Just listen. I've done some thinking.
655
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,868
And this is what I'm thinking.
656
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,791
I want us to get along, OK?
657
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,474
Because I've seen what happens
when we don't. So...
658
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,233
me and you need to...
you know, find a way to get along...
659
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,953
...and... like each other.
660
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,632
Hm?
661
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,037
What did you mean
that you "technically" cheated on me?
662
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,351
Oh. So that's what you mean by,
"This isn't a great time."
663
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,876
Go! Get out! Go! Run! Get out!
664
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,752
Argh!
665
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,592
What is going on?
666
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,272
- These two...
- I'm sorry.
667
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:58,148
...have been trespassing, haven't you, boys?
Passing through the fabric of reality.
668
00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,993
Watching what happens
when different decisions are made.
669
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,036
It's all about choice, isn't it?
670
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:04,829
Free will.
671
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,673
If you're gonna kill us,
just do it and stop talking shit.
672
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,432
- No, please don't do that!
- Don't!
673
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,592
I don't want to kill you.
I want to find something out.
674
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,513
I want to test you.
675
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,989
I want you to choose.
676
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:21,072
Whose life do you save?
Your best friend?
677
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,275
- Or your fiancée?
- Why do you want me to choose?
678
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,749
- Because I want to.
- Because I want to.
679
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,991
- No, I'm not doing it!
- I know you're going to choose Kate. It's fine.
680
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,548
It's not fine!
He'll choose you, like he always does!
681
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,596
Just like he did after our engagement party.
682
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:38,275
Every reality we go to, he's blabbing on about,
"Oh, Kate! Where's Kate?"
683
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,636
At home all he ever talks about is,
"Milo... Milo this and Milo that..."
684
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,829
This is entertaining, but
I don't have all day.
685
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,957
So let's put a little clock on this, shall we?
686
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,712
Ten...
687
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,074
nine...
688
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:52,752
- eight...
- I don't want to die.
689
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,070
...seven...
- Choose, Danny.
690
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,230
One will die. Choose.
691
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,639
...six... five...
692
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,475
...four...
693
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,156
...three...
694
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:07,995
...two...
- (Screams)
695
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:15,798
KATE: Danny?
696
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,116
I'm sorry we had to do it like this.
697
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,313
(Screams)
698
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,631
It's true, man.
The prophecy come true!
699
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,596
(Spiritual singing)
700
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,512
Oh, fuck sticks.
701
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:58,500
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