(eerie music)
- [Milo] What was that?
- Is this it? Are we home?
- I dunno. It looks the same...
- [Danny] Yeah it looked the same back there too.
- What's that for?
- What?
In case you hadn't noticed, a man with a massive sword
keeps trying to kill us.
And not that I know, but this could be a world
where there are like bears everywhere.
- Like a planet of bears?
- It could happen.
(dramatic music)
- Danny was there always a Union Jack above the park?
(women screaming)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's going on?
- Taxi!
- Right where to lads?
You look familiar.
- I do? Why?
- Wish I knew. I'm shit with faces, me.
Do you know I once had Peter Andre in my cab
and I didn't even realize it
till the next customer pointed it out. (laughs)
Peter bleeding Andre!
- Bollocks. We're definitely not home.
- Why?
- 'Cause we appear to be in a reality
where people give a fuck about Peter Andre.
(taxi engine humming)
(eerie music)
- I am guessing you must be big fans eh?
Mind how you go.
(eerie music)
"This is the house where Milo Edwards,
multi-million-selling music star, grew up, RIP Milo."
Shit. You're dead.
- Shit, I'm famous!
♪ I cry but you're twisted ♪
♪ Your brains are drifting down my (indistinct) ♪
(upbeat music)
- Give me the wristband.
(bell rings)
- Two please.
I know, I know, it's not everyday you get to visit
a museum dedicated to yourself, is it?
- Give it to me right now.
- Two minutes.
- Come on, we are wasting time.
- Who, who, who knows where we are gonna end up next!
Right now we are safe.
So let's just have a look around, yeah.
And if I see anything with a sword I will press the button.
You don't trust me, do you?
- No, I don't!
- Two minutes. Yes.
Hey, check this out.
"In this room Milo received a gift
that would change his life.
When he was ten,
his Gran offered him a choice for his birthday.
A guitar or a transformer."
Shit, she offered me that same choice!
- What? And you choose the transformer?
Where as this guy chose the guitar
and became a legend. (laughs)
- He turned into a boulder, underplay, and it broke.
- (laughing) Excellent!
(eerie music)
- What are you looking at?
- This is your suicide note.
(eerie music)
- All that money and fame and he killed himself.
Holy shit!
There have been sightings of him since the funeral.
I'm like Elvis!
- Elvis, I am leaving the fucking building.
With or without you, outside.
- Why don't you just press it in here.
- Because I do not just want to appear in your house.
What if you are sat on the sofa happily knocking one out
and we pop up, you have a heart attack
and die with your cock in your hand.
No one needs to go out that way.
- True. Give me back the wristband.
- Hey!
You are such an idiot!
- [Danny] Give me back the-
(crowd cheering) (cameras clicking)
- Milo! Milo! Milo!
(dramatic music)
- I'm back, yeah!
- Milo, Milo, I knew you'd be back!
I knew it! Sign my chest.
Please, sign my chest. - Oh come on!.
- Ah! That is brilliant!
- I made you a comic, see it's us!
- Yeah wow, colored it in, yeah, yeah.
- Milo! Milo!
- Kate.
- Oh it's you, I can't believe it Milo,
it's actually you isn't it?
- So it would appear.
- Okay come on, come on.
Let's get you out of here.
(door slams)
- Hey!
(car engine revs)
- That is crazy, that Danny.
All those people, all those people for me!
- Enough dicking around, Milo.
Take out the wristband back and press the damn button.
- [Kate] Wristband?
- Okay, all right!
- Look you are about to witness something very very cool.
So, see you later!
- What! What are you talking about?
- Shit. It's gone.
- What?
- It's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
In the crowd, someone must've taken it.
Can you turn the car around, please.
- Turn the car around please.
- That way. Thank you.
- Can you see anything?
(crowd cheering) (cameras clicking)
- Yeah, that one there. There.
- [Milo and Danny] Hey, hey, don't touch it!
- Milo, I've got your bracelet!
I love you, I love you!
- How could you let her take the wristband?
- I didn't have a choice, I was being mobbed.
Danny, have you ever been mobbed?
- That was our way home, our one and only way home.
(girl screams) (wind howling)
We're stuck. We're fucking stuck!
- Just calm down man, just calm down.
- Are you really just gonna let me sit here?
You left a suicide note.
You've been gone four years.
The world mourned you, I cried for you.
- I'm sorry about that.
Err, pretending to kill myself was a real dick move
and I do feel really bad about it-
- Just shut up, Milo and come here.
(lips smacking)
- Get off my fiance!
- Your fiancé?
- Danny's my fiancé, mmh.
- What?
- I faked my own death to be gay with him.
And now we are getting married.
- You're gay?
- Massively yes.
- I don't understand why you would lie to everyone,
to me, I loved you!
- I'm sorry. I-
(gun fire cracking)
- Get down!
(gun fire cracking)
(tires screeching)
- Oh my God, what just happened?
Are you alright?
Wait here, I just need to sort out your security.
- You thinking he's switching it up?
Mmh?
- The guy trying to kill us.
Using a rifle instead of a sword.
- I can't believe you just kissed my fiancée.
- Who cares about that, somebody just tried to shoot us.
She isn't even your Kate.
She just looks a lot like her.
- How about exactly like her!
She has literally the same DNA!
- You're just all touchy 'cause you think
all the Kate's out there should be in love with you.
- Course not, don't be ridiculous.
It's just (sighs) on the last world she was with Pete,
here she likes you, what about me?
I'm her soul mate. (alarms blaring)
- Dan I respect what you're going through
but if you ever use the word soulmate again
I'm gonna after beat yer.
- You didn't have to love it so much.
Your face, you were like (gasping).
- Mate, no, look Kate's the last person
I would ever be interested in.
- Yeah, I know, you hate her, I get it.
- It's about whether she's right for you, that's all.
I don't hate her,
I think Kate's fine if you like that kind of thing.
- Glad to hear it.
(dramatic music)
- Oh, shit yeah!
Argh! This is the life Dan.
Rock and roll Daniel-san!
- I know, it's kind of weird.
But it is close and discreet and I can get your usual suite
in the Dorchester tomorrow.
- Oh err.
- No we are fine, thank you.
We need to stay in one place if we're ever gonna get home.
- What do you mean "Get home?"
- Oh ignore him, the long flight has fried his brain.
Hasn't it babe.
- So erm, how did you and him get together?
- Well, if Milo can't be bothered to tell you, why should I?
Now, I need to know, am I still your manager?
Or is it this guy?
- Manager? Oh no.
You, you'd be great.
- Fine, so I'll call the press conference in the morning
and I'll come and get you.
Stay put, there is obviously a nutter out there.
- Oh. Oh. Oh.
I would really really like to Google myself.
Thank you. - Go nuts.
- I'm really sorry about me and him.
But I'm sure someone like you can do a lot better than Milo.
- Thank you so much for the encouragement,
Mr. Whoever-The-Fuck-You-Are.
Now crawl off and die.
(somber music)
- Look dude, I'm sorry the wristband got stolen.
I don't wanna be here any more than you do.
- Oh really!
'Cause last time I checked
you were the world famous rock star
and Kate was in love with you,
and I'm your weird acne ridden number one fan.
Have you seen his comic?
It's got me as your sidekick, your frigging sidekick!
- So?
What's so hard to believe
about me being more successful than you?
- That is not what I mean.
We're both tired. We need to sleep.
- Yeah, we should go to sleep.
- You do realize we're not actually engaged?
- It's a big bed.
- I'm not the one who got us stranded
in a bunch of shitty, alternate universes, floor!
We take it in shifts in case Callum comes back.
- Callum?
- Callum Stevens.
The guy with the sword who keeps trying to kill us.
- Yeah sorry!
For a minute I thought you meant Callum McCormack,
that weird hormonal kid from our art class,
and I was like, "Whoa, argh, what was he doing back here?"
- You're on first shift.
(upbeat music)
♪ A generation of the generous ♪
♪ That's what they'll make you believe ♪
(pillow thudding)
- Shut up!
(indistinct)
(crowd cheering) ♪ Don't want you to see ♪
♪ Touch your wings up to the sky ♪
(cars hooting) (dramatic music)
- Milo, wake up.
Milo! Wake up it's Callum!
- What? Where?
- [Danny] It's a sign.
- I can, I can see that.
- No I mean it's a sign,
like divine intervention kind of sign.
- Oh yeah!
- The guy that keeps trying to kill us is here,
in this reality, on a billboard (laughs).
- He doesn't look dangerous.
But how can we be sure he knows anything at all?
- It's all we have. Come on.
- Hey. Hey. Danny. Danny.
I was up all night, I've got this song "Firewire Junkie"
I don't know what it's about, but the lyrics are,
oh they are so wow right now.
- Can we walk while we talk about how brilliant you are?
- Yeah.
- Great.
- I mean I guess it means I was addicted to the internet
or something, 'cause junky, firewire,
they just sort of go to-
- Morning. This way.
- Oh, change of plan.
Me and Danny actually have some stuff
we need to take care of.
- Right so I'll just tell the world's media
that's gathered for your press conference
that you've got some stuff shall I?
- [Milo and Danny] Yeah. That'd be grand, thank you cheers
- You can't come back from the dead after four years
and just slink off.
- Whoa, who are these guys?
- They're your security detail.
After the limo incident,
you're not going anywhere without protection.
- Screw it, I'll go to Goldenmire myself.
- Just wait, just wait for this shit to die down man.
- I don't want to wait, I wanna get out of here.
We need to find another wristband.
- I know but it could be dangerous.
We need to stick together.
- You mean you want me to sit around
and watch people drool over you.
(crowd cheering) (camera clicking)
milo, Milo, keep your shit together, okay?
I'm gonna find us a way out of here.
(crowd cheering)
- [Milo] Be careful hey.
(crowd cheering)
- Your breakfast.
- This is breakfast?
- Yeah, your usual.
- Okay, okay, ah no.
I'm supposed to be keeping my shit together.
Danny doesn't think I can, but I can.
- You've really changed.
- On the other hand,
they do say it's the most important meal of the day,
don't they?
Fuck yeah!
(upbeat music)
- (exhales) Showtime.
(upbeat music)
- You got a cigarette?
- Excuse me?
- A cigarette, you know like a smoke.
Gives you cancer.
- You're Callum Stevens.
I thought I was gonna have to fight my way in to find you.
You're the boss of Goldenmire.
- Boss?
Oh God, those fucking posters.
Ta dah (laughs) no.
It is one of those stupid initiatives.
"Oh let's get our ordinary employees
onto a billboard, show we are a company that cares, hey!"
- You don't know who I am. Do you?
Course not.
Why would you when it's a you from another universe
that's chasing us?
- Erm, another, another what?
- Nothing. You'd think I was mental if I told you.
- Whoa, whoa, sorry, you said something
about another universe?
- Yeah, I'm from an alternate reality.
(Callum laughing)
See I told you you'd think I was mental.
- No, no, it's not that (laughing).
No, I'm laughing because I believe you.
(dramatic music)
- (laughs) Hey, excuse me sir,
would you please turn that up?
Thank you very much.
But this is the jam this is my jam man.
(laughs) What is it this song? What is it?
- "Firewire Junkie."
Course it is, yeah, love it.
That is a Monster bassline, what's that instrument.
What is that's instrument the de-de-de-boooo?
- That's a guitar.
- Guitar, mmh, they sound great.
- Can I ask you something?
- Mmh hmm.
- What did you mean on that note?
- Excuse me?
- Your suicide note.
The one you managed to leave behind my bookshelf
so I didn't find it for months.
Instead I spent week after week wondering
what had happened to you, if you were still alive.
- Again, really sorry.
- On the last line you wrote,
"I'll be on the other side,
back where I fingered Stacey Flatley."
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
- Stacey Flatley was my first girlfriend.
- So why would you write about fingering her
on your suicide note?
- Drugs? (laughs) Probably drugs.
- Yeah that's what I thought.
- So many drugs.
Oh here we are! Let's have some fun.
(dramatic music)
(crowd cheering) (cameras clicking)
- There he is! Look it's him.
What did you think? The comic. Did you read it?
- I didn't get any time.
- I'm writing a follow-up, it's called The Imposter.
It's about you and me, except it's not really you.
It's someone else. (dramatic music)
- What are you saying, Danny?
- (laughs) Oh my wow, you know my name!
- Yeah we went to school together. Didn't we?
- For a month or two, and then like a butterfly you flew!
Like a big sexy butterfly!
- Please welcome local legend Milo Edwards!
(crowd cheering) (crowd clapping)
- Hello everybody. Hello. Yes.
Me, with my face.
Hello, hello, oh. - Hi.
Thank you.
What is, what is this for?
- You never do a press conference
without playing something first.
Okay (clears throat).
(cameras clicking)
Yeah so, this is a song, just one minute.
(guitar strumming)
Oh, could you is this tuned?
Yeah? That's good! Okay then.
(guitar strums)
- [Man] This press conference is over.
- Oh thank God.
(gunshots banging)
(crowd screaming) (gunshots banging)
Jesus Kate, they shot me in the dick,
they shot me in the dick.
They've shot me in the dick! Argh!
- What is this place?
Have you got a Delorean down here.
Okay, not a film fan.
(eerie music)
- It's Goldenmires basement, I am using it for my research.
- [Danny] Ooh oh!
- (laughs) Oh no! Don't touch that.
- Why?
- Seriously. Just don't touch it.
- So, parallel universes?
- Right, yeah so I studied Physics at Oreal, Oxford.
Got a PhD, a lot of funding for a research project.
Things were going really well.
But then I had a big night out.
Massive in fact, took about 750 micrograms of acid.
Wound up jumping naked through the window
of a local Pizza Express because I thought I was a deer.
But I've been doing some research into parallel universes
and how a person might jump into one. (laughs)
So I built this crude prototype, which didn't work! (laughs)
But it did find an area of unusual activity, somewhere here.
Every single ion in this area is inverted!
I suppose you'd call it.
Which is against the laws of physics.
- [Danny] That's the graveyard in front of the church.
- I mean in my wilder moments I've often wondered
if it's some kind of a gateway.
And if we can just find the way to push through.
- Then what?
- Hmm?
- If you can finally find a way to push through?
- Oh, there wasn't really an end to that sentence.
Just that would be really cool basically.
- Slowly, from the top using normal words,
tell me what you know.
- Okay, but we're gonna need biscuits!
(dramatic music) (alarms blaring)
- It's numb, it's the shock. I can't feel anything.
Why would someone shoot me in the dick?
- Okay, I don't think they were aiming for your dick.
I think they were trying to kill you, just calm down.
- Calm down, calm down!
How calm would you be if someone shot you in the vagina!
- Don't be gross!
- Oh! I'm sorry, but I love my penis Kate!
I love it!
It's not the biggest it's not the best
and I don't get to use it a lot but Christ,
it's mine, it's mine.
Why is someone shooting at me all the time?
- I can't find it.
- Oh God it's gone?
Has it all gone? Is it all gone?
- The wound.
You haven't been shot.
- But my jeans.
- It must be someone else's blood.
- Can you pull my jeans up please?
- So what you're saying is you need money?
- And three months.
- Three months here, Jesus Christ, my wedding.
Would you come with me to meet
the other traveler I was telling you about?
He should be able to get you all the money you want.
He is Milo Edwards after all.
- Milo Edwards?
OMG I love him and he's so hot.
Is he that hot in real life?
Because those eyes I could swim in them.
- You hook us up with a way out of here
and I promise you all the eye-swimming you want.
Come on, let's go.
(dramatic music)
Oh fucksticks.
Go! Go! Go!
(Callum growls)
(sword crashing)
(steam hissing)
(cars hooting)
- well, I don't know about you,
but I could really do with a beer right-
- Okay, who are you?
Because you're sure as shit not Milo Edwards.
- Who are you?
You're from different universes. Right?
That's why there are so many of you
and you keep coming back?
Am I sort of in the right ballpark here or?
I'm important enough for you to want me dead.
And not just me,
but every version of me and Milo in existence.
- No we don't want all of you dead, just two of you.
You're a slippery pair,
so that's why were killing all of you.
Might be a sledgehammer for a small nail approach
but not my call.
- Whose call is it?
- You think I'm bad?
Oh, there's a version of me
even I'm fucking terrified of him, he's our leader.
So let me give you a word of advice, you can't win.
Running will only postpone
your painful and inevitable demise.
Give up now and I promise I will make it quick
and painless ish.
(dramatic music)
- That's not advice,
that's you asking me nicely if you can kill me.
- Can't say I didn't offer.
(Danny screams)
(electricity crackling)
(Danny gasping)
(lighthearted music)
wristband, come on, come on, come on.
- Why have you have you got a gun?
- Everyone has a gun.
- Yeah, so it would appear. Since when?
- Since Prime Minister Farage said we could.
- Farage?
The guy with the weird ties? The UKIP guy?
- Who are you?
- I'm Milo Edwards. Who else would I be?
- Okay, well the Milo Edwards I know
has a tattoo of the Venus de Milo on his penis.
He calls it his Penis de Milo.
- (chuckles) Sorry, that's classic me, that.
Penis de Milo, that is, that is genius!
- Except you don't have the tattoo.
- I had it removed.
- Oh what completely lasered off your dick?
That's way too painful to be possible.
- Maybe it wasn't real in the first place
and I just put it there to impress the ladies!
- You were different before.
You were more confident, more handsome, just cooler!
- I'm cool!
- No, I mean you're a good likeness.
I'll give you that and it was probably worth a lot of money,
pretending to be him.
But I took a strand of your hair from the limo
and I sent it to tested for DNA.
- All right, listen, listen, I'll tell you everything.
But I've been shot at twice in the past 24 hours
and they're almost certainly coming back to finish the job.
So I'd just really like to get out of here
before I get shot at again.
That would be great!
(bell ringing)
- Where is the bloody gateway?
(dramatic music)
- So that's what you're going with? A parallel world?
- It's the truth.
- Two shots of Tequila. Thanks.
- Look I know, I know it sounds crazy,
but where I'm from, I picked the Transformer.
- What are you on about?
- The big story about Milo Edwards when he was a kid
and the choice between a Transformer and the guitar.
I picked the Transformer, this guy picked the guitar,
and hey presto, rock star.
- That's the same story he used to tell.
But he didn't pick the guitar, he picked the Transformer.
- But that's what I did, I did that.
Why's he so famous?
- Because he decided that's what he wanted.
You know he worked, he practiced.
- But there have to of been like a thing,
like he broke his leg
so he had to stay at home and practice.
I was just saying there has to be a point
where the realities diverged.
- You make choices, Milo. What to do, what not to do.
And you live with them. That's all.
You can't blame anyone but yourself
for how your own life turns out.
(upbeat music)
(phone rings)
Hello.
And?
Yeah, okay yeah thanks, thanks for telling me.
That was the lab calling with the DNA test results.
- Now listen, I can explain-
- It's a 100% match.
Three independent tests, you're Milo Edwards.
- I'm Milo, I told you, I told you so.
- So why, have you been spinning me
all this absolute bullshit about parallel worlds-
- You had a gun!
You've got a gun pointing at me
I thought you wanted me to say something.
So I'm saying something!
- Okay, gonna need a lot more shots.
- Yeah.
(dramatic music)
- It's him.
(dramatic music)
- Milo?
Milo? Milo!
- Oh hey, hey.
- What happened?
- Oh I don't know, I was shot at again.
- [Danny] Again?
- And I thought it was my dick,
but it turns out that one of my fans
got shot in the shoulder.
They're okay, but it was really really close.
- So you're fine, good. Now listen.
I found Callum.
And the one from here I shit you not, is this mad genius
and he's been researching parallel universes.
- Oh my God, can you two lovebirds please keep it down,
oh I feel horrendous.
(eerie music)
(door banging)
- You had sex with her?
- I don't think so.
- You don't think so?
- I don't really remember.
- You might have had sex with my fiancée
and you don't remember!?
- So what if I did or I didn't?
Jesus Christ, Danny, it's not all about you.
- What is that supposed to mean?
- You don't like it that I'm somebody here.
That I'm the one people are looking at.
- Don't be ridiculous, it's not even you.
- That's why you ran off to Goldenmire without me
while I got shot at by the way.
- The Callum with the sword showed up, Milo,
I almost got killed!
- You just, you can't handle the fact that I am famous
and that Kate choose me
because everything has to be about you!
- Screw you Milo!
- Did you just?
- I was angry.
- You just pressed the button.
- I didn't.
- Yeah. You did.
- It's broken anyway.
It got pretty smashed up during the fight.
- You would leave without me?
How could you, how could you do that?
What sort of friend does that?
Are we even friends anymore, Danny?
- I don't know. I honestly don't know.
(dramatic music)
- [Man] You got the names of everyone here?
And he definitely checked in today?
Daniel Gates?
- Yeah?
- Put your hands behind your back.
(dramatic music)
- Excuse me?
- Hands.
Behind.
Back.
- Why?
- You're under arrest.
- But I, hang on, no, no, no, but I haven't done anything!
Hey, hey!
- I was sat on the cough in my PJ's with a slice of granary,
and I'm looking at the TV and like,
"Erm excuse me, what is my best friend of all time
Danny doing shooting people at a press conference?"
Do you know what I mean?
I'm like "What!"
Like "Phew, are you gonna call the police Paul?
Err yeah I think I am gonna call the police
because I don't want that kind of shit on my streets.
Crime!"
- Well thanks for your help.
- I always thought he was one of the good eggs
but he is rotten apparently.
Rotten to his rotten yolk.
Sorry, sayonara.
- Unbelievable, lunatics and morons.
(dramatic music)
- What's going on?
Is anyone gonna tell me why I've been in here all night?
- Let's start with why you've tried to shoot Milo Edwards?
- Me? Shoot Milo?
Why would you think that I would want to-
- I knew you would be back. I knew it.
- Oh God!
(door knocking)
- Kate?
(door knocking)
- Milo! Milo!
- Danny, look mate, about last night, I didn't.
Oh. Wrong Danny.
- What do you mean?
- What are you doing here?
How did you get past security?
- I'm really sorry about this, Milo,
but I sort of killed them.
- Excuse me?
- Am I mumbling? I killed them.
Just like I killed you four years ago.
- Oh, you're properly fucking crazy.
So it's been said,
but I find labels so constrictive, don't you?
(dramatic music)
- You can stop denying it, Mr. Gates.
Your old friend Paul told us everything.
- Fucking Paul.
- He told us about the death threats
you've been sending to Milo Edwards.
We know you didn't turn up at work yesterday.
And we know that you have a Farage permit for a firearm,
so stop denying it.
- You don't understand,
there is somebody out there looks exactly like me, he-
- Oh, your lucky day, it's your lawyer.
- Dad?
- You're lucky they have no concrete evidence right now,
it's nothing but circumstantial.
You disappointment me, son.
Are you high on spliff and whatnot?
- No Dad, I am not high on spliff and whatnot.
(man speaking in foreign language)
- It's a Korean proverb.
It means an insect falling into the gunpowder
and entering the fire.
- Since when did you speak Korean?
- It means you're asking for trouble.
Word of advice, get far away from here
before they find proof of your guilt.
- Dad, I really hope there's a universe out there
where you're not a complete dick.
But I'm not holding my breath.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got someone
that needs my help. (alarms blaring)
Thanks very much for getting me out of prison though!
(eerie music)
- I knew you were special the day I met you.
- Special?
Yeah well you're not the first person
to call me that recently.
- I knew there was a reason our paths had crossed.
And now here you are, back from the dead.
My big sexy butterfly.
- If you think I'm so great why, why do you wanna kill me?
- I'm helping you, you ungrateful bastard!
Helping you cross back to the land of the dead,
to set you free!
- So, basically you're insane?
- You're magic Milo!
How else could that suicide note appear in your handwriting
months after I stripped you of your flesh
and wore it like a cape?
It wasn't me, I hid your body where no one would find it.
In my fridge.
In between the mature cheddar and the snacking sausage.
- Wait if you didn't write the suicide note then who did?
♪ I'm a firelight junkie I touch the sky ♪
♪ I'm a firelight junkie flying high ♪
♪ I'm a firelight- ♪
- All right, if you're gonna kill me, just do it,
'cause it's gotta be better
than whatever you're doing right now.
- Milo, I just got arrested for trying to shoot you
at your press conference, that weird fan must be-
- Here. - Oh God!
- You interrupted my song, mister.
- I don't understand, what happened to me? To you?
Why are you so obsessed with Milo?
- Obsessed? (laughs)
Save that for the teenage girls.
I worship you Milo.
When we first met at school, I was foolish enough
to think that I was the special one.
And then I heard you sing.
Yeah, I was jealous at first.
But then I knew it was my destiny to follow you,
until the day I roasted you on my home-made spit.
- You.
- Oh Jesus Christ this me is mental.
- I know.
Before you go, tell me what was it like being dead?
- Hang on, aren't you a bit surprised to see me?
I mean I'm you, it's another you.
- (laughing) Well, I would be if you're really here.
But you're in my mind!
- Right, okay, yeah.
So if I'm in your mind,
then you won't mind if I just come over here and-
- Don't fucking touch me spirit!
(gunshot bangs)
- They all carry guns here, see.
- I noticed.
You saved my life.
- And you came back to save mine.
I think we should hug.
- Okay yeah!
- I've never killed anyone before.
- You didn't have a choice.
- No.
- Morning I thought we could probably both do with a
Holy shit!
- Okay, this is gonna be hard to explain.
- No! No! No! No! No! No!
Milo, no, I told you the last time,
I will not help you cover up another dead body.
- I've done this before?
I've done this before!
- I should never have got together with you,
I knew we were wrong from the start but I just
I was just blinded by your money and your celebrity,
and your face (gasping).
- Okay, breathe, yeah, just breathe.
- Look I know you're not gonna believe this,
but this isn't your Milo, Kate, your Milo was killed.
- (crying) He's already given me
all this parallel world of bull shit!
- Look at this guy Kate, really look at him.
- You look the same.
- We are the same.
(eerie music)
- Daniel Gates.
Same address. Same date of birth.
What the fuck?
(eerie music)
- So what are we gonna do here, Dan?
You said you met another Callum?
- Yeah, he said he found some quantum shit or something.
- "Quantum shit?"
- Yeah, it made more sense the way he explained it.
But basically he said that "There's like an area,
and there could be a gateway, there or something."
Look, I looked all over there.
There's nothing there. It's a dead end.
It's the graveyard in front of the church.
- This is where I fingered Stacey Flatley.
It was written on the suicide note.
"I'll be back on the other side,
where I fingered Stacey Flatley."
It was written on the back, right Kate?
- Right.
- This must mean something.
If Callum has found a gateway at the exact spot
where I fingered Stacey Flatley.
The other side, this must be a clue.
- From who?
- I have no idea.
But look, Crazy Danny didn't write that suicide note,
and nor did Rockstar Milo,
'cause well he didn't commit suicide.
And Kate said it turned up after months.
What if there's another Milo out there
and he's trying to help us?
- No-one wants you to be right about this more than I do,
but there's nothing there I looked all over.
- Did you climb the tree?
- No. Why would I climb the tree?
'Cause that's where you
fingered Stacey Flatley. - Fingered Stacey Flatley.
- Can everyone please stop saying fingered?
- She asked me to, it was very respectful.
- As respectful as fingering a girl up a tree can be,
I suppose.
- I'm gonna call the police,
because there is a dead guy on the floor
and two security guards out in the hall,
that I'm starting to think might not be sleeping.
- But they'll take us to prison.
- Well you'd better run.
I didn't completely believe you,
not knowing Milo like I did.
But seeing you two together, how you are,
you make a great couple.
- We're not.
We're really not a couple. - No.
We're just friends. - No.
Good friends.
In fact where we're from, you and I are together.
We're getting married.
- Really?
- Yeah, we met at the Hobgoblin,
when we were 17, some gig.
- I went to the Hobgoblin when I was 17.
And Milo was on stage, that's how we met.
I loved Milo for his talent
and I loved helping him become what he was.
And God I loved the money
but, I don't think I actually ever really loved him.
If there is another world with another version of me
that's ended up with a guy like you,
then maybe there's hope after all.
(birds squawking)
- It was, it was right here.
Yeah it was right here.
Shit, there has to be something around here.
- Milo.
- Unless Callum got it wrong, but then why would he-
- Milo! Your legs.
(Milo laughs)
- Is this a good idea?
We don't know where it leads.
- Mm, but it's not here, Danny-boy (screams).
(wind howling) (woman shivering)
(dramatic music)
- Hello!
- What the hell!?
(woman screams)
Hey, hey calm down calm down, don't touch (groans).
- Did that girl have a device?
- Yes and a T-shirt with my face on it.
You know the world where I'm a rock star?
She must've come from there.
- Fucksticks.
- It's okay, it's okay.
Maybe the other us will find the gateway.
- Where does that one go?
- Shit.
If they go through that gateway Danny-
- Well then we need to find them.
Before it's too late.
(upbeat music)
(lighthearted music)