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‪NETFLIX 出品

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‪感覺糟透了

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‪有看到馬修嗎？

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‪我看到他上樓了

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‪-妳好，媽
‪-你好

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‪不要幫我穿鞋

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‪你不會有事的

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‪你們兩個一定會撐過去的

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‪因為一切都在主的計畫中

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‪-我知道，媽，但不要幫我穿鞋
‪-你只要好好振作

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‪照常當那個又好又特別的你

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‪好，妳不用幫我綁鞋帶

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‪不要綁了，媽

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‪得趕快生產

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‪為什麼要趕快？

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‪-預產期還有兩週
‪-是啊

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‪妳的羊水不足

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‪你們女兒的體型已經夠大了
‪所以可以出生了

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‪-是女生
‪-我聽到了，聽得清清楚楚

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‪抱歉，你們還不想揭曉嗎？

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‪如果妳是我們的主治醫生
‪妳就會知道

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‪她居然選擇在這週跑去茂伊島
‪太離譜了

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‪幹嘛不去人體衝浪？

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‪這是我們的第一胎

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‪她也還是臀位
‪所以我想安排今晚剖腹

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‪今晚？

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‪我還沒準備好嬰兒床，我沒…

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‪有沒有搞錯？

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‪我就知道應該自己處理
‪是你叫我不用煩惱的

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‪我要妳不用煩惱
‪我會處理，沒問題的

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‪還真讓人放心

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‪-親愛的，我會處理
‪-你真的準備好了嗎？

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‪對，其實沒有…
‪怎麼可能會有人準備好？

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‪問我是否真的準備好了
‪根本沒有意義

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‪今晚？可以改成明天嗎？

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‪我跟同事還要玩夢幻美式足球選秀

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‪我們匯集不少優秀球員，而且我們…

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‪開玩笑的，妳幹嘛當真？

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‪好了，放輕鬆，親愛的

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‪這個好笑

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‪-好了
‪-沒問題了？

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‪對，我開始流手汗了

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‪-就是啊
‪-是啊

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‪（波士頓紀念醫院伍德沃德大樓）

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‪（僅限救護車）

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‪你們為什麼就不能提前通知我們？

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‪我們想給你們一個驚喜

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‪我們打算今晚就把孩子生下來
‪讓瑪麗安措手不及

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‪-我欣賞你的幽默感，馬修
‪-至少我還有辦法說笑，再見

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‪好，媽，一結束就會打給妳，我愛妳

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‪不要，一邊跟我視訊

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‪-什麼？媽！
‪-這也太奇怪了

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‪我想在產房裡陪我女兒

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‪並迎接我外孫女出世

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‪有我在這裡照顧她

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‪就像你幫珍妮表姊顧小孩時一樣？

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‪媽，都幾百年前的事了

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‪-又來了
‪-沒那麼久

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‪絕不能讓寶寶坐在你腿上

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‪然後繫上安全帶

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‪還坐在副駕駛座，開去便利超商

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‪我知道不可以坐在汽車副駕駛座

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‪抱嬰兒綁安全帶，開去便利超商

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‪這我知道

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‪好極了，跟我視訊

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‪親愛的，我們明天見

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‪好，再見

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‪爸爸親一下

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‪媽咪也親一下，總共兩個吻

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‪-醒醒
‪-天啊

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‪我準備好了，準備大肆慶祝

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‪-馬修，你好
‪-你好

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‪還好嗎？

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‪對了，別吃那道焗烤鮪魚

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‪中間那一道，難吃死了

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‪那道焗烤是我媽做的，奧斯卡

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‪真的很好吃，很…帶勁

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‪-沒關係，不用解釋
‪-味道帶勁…

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‪過來

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‪馬修

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‪-喬登，我不…
‪-過來

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‪別拒絕，過來，靠過來，你需要擁抱

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‪靠過來

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‪不要壓抑，記得呼吸

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‪別這樣，老兄

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‪我告訴你，那番話…

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‪你說的那番話

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‪你站在台上侃侃而談

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‪我不…

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‪我不知道該說什麼

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‪我以為你會照稿唸

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‪可是你卻即興發揮

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‪好，講完了嗎？
‪我現在沒心情談這件事

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‪-拜託
‪-不行…馬修，看著我

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‪-你可以的，我來告訴你原因
‪-你都沒有在聽

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‪你記得我們去過溫納普營地？

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‪-我記得
‪-你的臉被野葛刺中

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‪你的臉開始起水泡，還冒泡跟腫脹…

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‪後來腫塊爆開，你臉上流膿

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‪你看起來慘不忍睹

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‪你來吃午餐
‪結果暗戀的對象瑪西在現場

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‪你以前超愛瑪西

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‪她看到他時驚聲尖叫

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‪-你大受打擊
‪-是啊

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‪-可是你撐過去了
‪-是啊

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‪你撐過去了？

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‪全靠你的堅強與自信
‪你也會熬過這一關的

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‪這個情況糟多了

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‪怎麼能夠比擬？

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‪-我只是想…
‪-我向你保證…

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‪我會出手揍你，不要再胡說了

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‪-天啊
‪-我說過我沒這個心情

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‪我發誓

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‪-你幹嘛握拳？
‪-我發誓，別講了

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‪-感覺如何？
‪-好極了

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‪-不會有事的，好嗎？
‪-好

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‪我好愛妳

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‪-我愛我的麻醉師
‪-夠了，不要再鬧我了

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‪妳好美

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‪馬修！

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‪怎麼了，瑪麗安？

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‪我看不到，快讓開！

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‪妳做得很好，莉茲
‪先移開視線吧，馬修

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‪要開始了，我好想看，可是又很怕

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‪但我的確很想看，只是怕怕的

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‪-妳做得很好
‪-天啊，我們要當爸媽了

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‪-我愛你
‪-我也愛妳

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‪好嗎？情況如何，醫生？

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‪-她來囉
‪-妳看到寶寶了？

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‪-是啊
‪-天啊，莉茲

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‪她出生了

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‪我們的孩子出生了

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‪我只想…

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‪馬修

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‪不用這樣

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‪我知道不用這樣
‪我想表示點心意，這是妳應得的

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‪好美，謝謝

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‪-我幫妳戴上
‪-謝謝

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‪你還是得換尿布

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‪只要他們答應我老了會幫我換尿布
‪我就會甘願幫忙

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‪-愛你喔，謝謝
‪-我愛妳，感覺如何？

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‪有點痛，但…

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‪-妳好嗎，莉茲？
‪-我想去看麥蒂

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‪妳好

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‪我就覺得妳會想去

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‪請過來這裡幫我

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‪-樂意之至
‪-她會有點站不穩

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‪-好
‪-慢慢來，好嗎？

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‪慢慢來

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‪-扶妳坐上輪椅，慢一點
‪-我已經可以去長跑了

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‪-好極了
‪-我頭有點暈

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‪不用急，親愛的，慢慢…

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‪莉茲…她怎麼了？

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‪-她稍早有頭暈嗎？
‪-怎麼了？我不知道

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‪-莉茲？
‪-她呼吸困難

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‪-什麼意思？莉茲
‪-我去找醫生

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‪-看著我！
‪-病人狀況緊急

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‪莉茲，看著我！

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‪-先讓開
‪-她怎麼了？

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‪-莉茲？
‪-給我氧氣面罩！

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‪-莉茲！
‪-聽得見嗎？

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‪-請先出去！
‪-等等，怎麼…

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‪-那是我太太
‪-她昏倒了

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‪-事發突然
‪-怎麼回事？莉茲！那是我太太！

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‪-她的血壓下降
‪-打兩毫克腎上腺素

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‪等等，老兄，莉茲！等…莉茲！

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‪洛格林先生

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‪還好嗎，醫生，怎麼回事？

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‪你太太肺栓塞

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‪有個血塊進入她的肺部

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‪什麼意思？

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‪那是什麼意…

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‪我太太不會死了吧？

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‪-我太太不會死了吧？
‪-什麼？

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‪怎麼了？麥蒂出事了？
‪什麼？就…馬修！

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‪不要啊！

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‪怎麼會這樣？

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‪我願意付出一切
‪換取多跟妳相守一天

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‪她來囉

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‪他還沒準備好照顧孩子

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‪他連嬰兒床都還沒組裝

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‪他一直都很幼稚

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‪你好，馬修，還好嗎，親愛的？

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‪我很幼稚

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‪-孩子我來抱吧
‪-我剛餵她喝完一瓶奶

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‪好

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‪麥蒂

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‪如果妳注定只能單親
‪真希望是由妳媽來扶養妳

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‪因為她一定會做得比我好

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‪還是早點好

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‪我不知道

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‪真不知道這樣怎麼扶養這個孩子

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‪-看吧，就是啊
‪-你會跟他說嗎？

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‪不要吧

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‪好啦…麥蒂

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‪好，妳贏了…麥蒂

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‪告訴我到底是怎麼了
‪妳肚子餓了嗎？

198
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‪又要換尿布了？

199
00:14:13,415 --> 00:14:15,041
‪好，等一下

200
00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:17,752
‪等等，麥蒂

201
00:14:18,336 --> 00:14:20,255
‪好，來

202
00:14:21,631 --> 00:14:22,841
‪好了，好

203
00:14:22,924 --> 00:14:26,136
‪好…等等，還沒擦乾淨

204
00:14:26,845 --> 00:14:29,764
‪我的天…幹！

205
00:14:35,687 --> 00:14:37,022
‪妳怎麼還沒睡？

206
00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:40,483
‪我這輩子可能跟睡眠無緣了

207
00:14:42,193 --> 00:14:44,112
‪寶寶屁股包著什麼東西？

208
00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:46,573
‪是尿布

209
00:14:46,656 --> 00:14:48,408
‪看起來像動物造型的氣球

210
00:14:48,491 --> 00:14:50,994
‪-穿反了嗎？
‪-尿布穿得很正確

211
00:14:51,077 --> 00:14:53,330
‪我只是下樓來幫她泡一瓶奶

212
00:14:54,414 --> 00:14:56,708
‪早就泡好了，我們聽到她的哭聲

213
00:14:58,001 --> 00:14:58,919
‪餵她喝吧

214
00:15:02,672 --> 00:15:05,800
‪來喝奶囉

215
00:15:06,468 --> 00:15:08,511
‪親愛的馬修
‪我們一直在討論，我們…

216
00:15:08,595 --> 00:15:10,388
‪我們認為你應該搬回明尼蘇達

217
00:15:11,514 --> 00:15:13,016
‪為了你的財務做審慎考量

218
00:15:13,099 --> 00:15:14,684
‪沒錯，你可以去那裡謀職

219
00:15:14,768 --> 00:15:17,687
‪你媽和我可以幫助你撫養麥蒂

220
00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:20,565
‪全家都在一起
‪你會有教會和支持系統

221
00:15:20,649 --> 00:15:24,194
‪-你在這裡孤立無援
‪-才不是，好嗎？我在這裡工作

222
00:15:24,778 --> 00:15:28,615
‪家鄉找不到好的科技產業工作
‪我的朋友都在這裡

223
00:15:28,698 --> 00:15:30,367
‪你的朋友都怪怪的

224
00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:33,328
‪好，或許吧，但他們是我的朋友，媽

225
00:15:33,411 --> 00:15:34,871
‪莉茲在這裡

226
00:15:35,538 --> 00:15:37,123
‪我不管到哪裡

227
00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:40,543
‪眼前的每個地方都會讓我想起她

228
00:15:41,294 --> 00:15:43,254
‪媽，妳常說上帝都計畫好了

229
00:15:43,338 --> 00:15:45,131
‪我想知道在離家千里、遙遠的他方

230
00:15:45,215 --> 00:15:48,134
‪遇到同鄉的機率有多大

231
00:15:48,218 --> 00:15:49,302
‪上帝？

232
00:15:49,386 --> 00:15:50,887
‪我原本有個計畫

233
00:15:51,471 --> 00:15:54,808
‪莉茲本來要去唸研究所
‪再回到家鄉工作與生活

234
00:15:54,891 --> 00:15:57,310
‪那是她遇見你之前的打算

235
00:15:57,394 --> 00:16:00,105
‪你想留下來就留吧

236
00:16:00,605 --> 00:16:02,232
‪但麥蒂要跟我們一起走

237
00:16:02,315 --> 00:16:04,943
‪-瑪麗安，這…
‪-這樣對她最好

238
00:16:05,026 --> 00:16:08,488
‪信不信由你
‪這樣對你也最好，我很關心你

239
00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:11,992
‪你以為你辦得到，但你太高估自己

240
00:16:12,075 --> 00:16:15,954
‪撫養孩子是日夜不間斷的工作

241
00:16:18,957 --> 00:16:22,919
‪我明白，我會…我會考慮

242
00:16:24,254 --> 00:16:25,380
‪很好

243
00:16:32,345 --> 00:16:33,722
‪我考慮完了

244
00:16:35,015 --> 00:16:36,725
‪對，我剛考慮完了

245
00:16:36,808 --> 00:16:37,642
‪妳說得對

246
00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:42,230
‪不，瑪麗安，妳說得對
‪我辦不到，不過妳知道嗎？

247
00:16:43,148 --> 00:16:44,816
‪我還是會硬著頭皮撐下去

248
00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:47,402
‪對，我會撐下去，我會扶養麥蒂長大

249
00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:51,448
‪我會扶養麥蒂長大，因為我是她爸爸

250
00:16:51,531 --> 00:16:52,907
‪也是因為我愛她

251
00:16:52,991 --> 00:16:53,825
‪我知道你愛她

252
00:16:53,908 --> 00:16:56,703
‪妳知道我愛她嗎？妳不知道吧

253
00:16:56,786 --> 00:16:59,080
‪我不懷疑你對那個孩子的愛

254
00:16:59,164 --> 00:17:01,750
‪我也不懷疑你對我女兒莉茲的愛

255
00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:06,254
‪但你想把麥蒂留在身邊
‪是因為你把她當成浮木

256
00:17:07,714 --> 00:17:09,674
‪很抱歉我壞了妳的計畫

257
00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:20,060
‪好言相勸比惡言批評更有用

258
00:17:20,143 --> 00:17:22,187
‪狠一點更容易達到目的

259
00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:23,271
‪瑪麗安！

260
00:17:24,147 --> 00:17:29,235
‪如果能給你一個扶養孩子的建議…

261
00:17:33,198 --> 00:17:34,407
‪就是放手

262
00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:38,661
‪身為父母，我們為孩子做得很多

263
00:17:38,745 --> 00:17:41,790
‪我們都想做得盡善盡美

264
00:17:42,957 --> 00:17:44,959
‪但總會有無法掌控的情況

265
00:17:45,627 --> 00:17:47,629
‪你只需要接受這個事實

266
00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:52,342
‪莉茲很愛你

267
00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:55,929
‪看在我眼裡，我好開心

268
00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:59,891
‪我也看得出來你很愛她

269
00:18:05,021 --> 00:18:06,022
‪是啊

270
00:18:07,107 --> 00:18:08,399
‪你是個…

271
00:18:10,902 --> 00:18:12,153
‪你是個好爸爸

272
00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:16,866
‪有你在，她真的很幸運，麥克

273
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:19,661
‪謝謝

274
00:18:46,104 --> 00:18:48,356
‪我有個阿姨去年過世

275
00:18:48,439 --> 00:18:49,274
‪享耆壽99歲

276
00:18:50,191 --> 00:18:53,153
‪一定讓你們措手不及吧

277
00:18:53,236 --> 00:18:54,070
‪是啊

278
00:18:54,988 --> 00:18:58,241
‪聽著，想休息多久都可以…

279
00:18:58,324 --> 00:18:59,159
‪好

280
00:18:59,242 --> 00:19:00,118
‪看你的需要

281
00:19:00,201 --> 00:19:01,953
‪-謝謝
‪-五或六週

282
00:19:02,036 --> 00:19:03,037
‪我不…都可以

283
00:19:03,538 --> 00:19:05,248
‪我大概需要十…

284
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:07,667
‪到二十年吧

285
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,670
‪-是啊…
‪-那樣就夠了，但我需要工作

286
00:19:11,296 --> 00:19:14,382
‪所以我不能休息那麼久

287
00:19:14,465 --> 00:19:17,886
‪霍華德，我在想或許我可以在家工作

288
00:19:17,969 --> 00:19:20,513
‪你要找我的時候再進公司

289
00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:23,308
‪我來的時候就得帶著女兒

290
00:19:23,391 --> 00:19:25,894
‪-你負責照顧她？
‪-沒錯

291
00:19:25,977 --> 00:19:28,313
‪好吧，很好，好極了，好

292
00:19:29,522 --> 00:19:31,232
‪你覺得我辦不到

293
00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:33,026
‪不是我覺得你辦不到…

294
00:19:33,109 --> 00:19:35,236
‪-因為我是男人？
‪-不是這樣

295
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,322
‪女人有什麼男人沒有的特點？

296
00:19:37,405 --> 00:19:38,239
‪耐心

297
00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:41,034
‪情緒脆弱

298
00:19:42,702 --> 00:19:43,536
‪乳房

299
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,746
‪有些男人的胸部很大

300
00:19:45,955 --> 00:19:47,790
‪我就當作沒聽到，因為你剛喪妻

301
00:19:47,874 --> 00:19:49,959
‪聽著，我喜歡嬰兒

302
00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:52,295
‪我有三個孩子

303
00:19:52,378 --> 00:19:55,965
‪照片裡的他們已經長大了
‪但一開始仍然是嬰兒

304
00:19:56,049 --> 00:19:58,218
‪我告訴你，這條路很慘烈

305
00:19:58,301 --> 00:19:59,844
‪你會毫無招架之力

306
00:20:00,345 --> 00:20:01,638
‪她的大便成形了嗎？

307
00:20:01,721 --> 00:20:02,805
‪沒有，還沒有

308
00:20:02,889 --> 00:20:05,391
‪目前都是乳糜狀的大便

309
00:20:05,475 --> 00:20:07,810
‪把握還在拉乳糜狀大便的時候
‪之後變化會很大

310
00:20:07,894 --> 00:20:10,438
‪等她的大便開始成形
‪那可不是鬧著玩的

311
00:20:11,064 --> 00:20:11,898
‪明白了

312
00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:14,984
‪留下來，拿去灌溉玫瑰跟花朵

313
00:20:15,068 --> 00:20:17,195
‪因為裡面富含營養

314
00:20:18,196 --> 00:20:20,740
‪-很…很棒的訣竅
‪-是啊

315
00:20:20,823 --> 00:20:22,825
‪倫敦的客戶
‪我知道五週後期限就到了

316
00:20:22,909 --> 00:20:25,286
‪我只想告訴你我正在處理

317
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:29,499
‪我有辦法做完需要完成的工作

318
00:20:29,582 --> 00:20:32,085
‪但如果你覺得我能力不足或辦不到

319
00:20:32,168 --> 00:20:33,419
‪或許可以交給奧斯卡負責

320
00:20:33,503 --> 00:20:34,629
‪-天啊，奧斯卡？
‪-再…

321
00:20:34,712 --> 00:20:38,383
‪-對
‪-不行…不能考慮奧斯卡

322
00:20:38,466 --> 00:20:39,634
‪你問過他了嗎？

323
00:20:39,717 --> 00:20:42,303
‪你問過他是否要把客戶交給我了嗎？

324
00:20:42,387 --> 00:20:43,972
‪-我問了
‪-記得嗎？我們排練過

325
00:20:44,055 --> 00:20:45,807
‪我說了，奧斯卡，成功了

326
00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:48,518
‪-我就說過會成功吧，真是好消息
‪-是啊

327
00:20:52,981 --> 00:20:55,775
‪送花給喪妻的人還蠻殘忍的

328
00:20:56,359 --> 00:21:00,655
‪因為花會凋謝，到時還得丟掉

329
00:21:01,281 --> 00:21:02,740
‪真糟糕

330
00:21:03,408 --> 00:21:07,453
‪我沒看過人過世的樣子

331
00:21:07,537 --> 00:21:09,956
‪但我看過松鼠死掉的時候

332
00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:11,791
‪會讓人不禁思考生命的循環

333
00:21:11,874 --> 00:21:13,876
‪但其實不是環狀，而是線性的

334
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,629
‪-因為有開始，也有結束
‪-奧斯卡

335
00:21:18,548 --> 00:21:19,924
‪可以先安靜嗎？

336
00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:22,302
‪你的口氣跟我太太一樣

337
00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:29,183
‪你會幫麥蒂包包巾吧？

338
00:21:29,267 --> 00:21:30,810
‪莉茲小時候包了包巾嗎？

339
00:21:30,893 --> 00:21:31,853
‪那當然

340
00:21:31,936 --> 00:21:34,814
‪那我當然會做
‪任何莉茲會希望我做的事

341
00:21:35,773 --> 00:21:38,651
‪可是這看起來好誇張

342
00:21:38,735 --> 00:21:41,321
‪也太緊了吧，瑪麗安

343
00:21:41,404 --> 00:21:43,406
‪妳是怕她逃走嗎？

344
00:21:44,949 --> 00:21:45,783
‪你們在幹嘛？

345
00:21:45,867 --> 00:21:47,076
‪你們好嗎？

346
00:21:47,785 --> 00:21:49,078
‪這些是火辣口味

347
00:21:49,162 --> 00:21:51,748
‪有人要吃嗎？兩位奶奶？
‪要讓寶寶嚐嚐看嗎？

348
00:21:52,957 --> 00:21:55,001
‪妳們氣色真好，兩位女士
‪可以這麼說嗎？

349
00:21:55,084 --> 00:21:56,044
‪謝謝

350
00:21:56,544 --> 00:21:58,087
‪-不客氣…
‪-夠了

351
00:21:58,171 --> 00:22:02,300
‪-妳的睡袍…
‪-喬登，夠了

352
00:22:02,383 --> 00:22:03,217
‪我怎麼了？

353
00:22:03,301 --> 00:22:05,261
‪-你在跟我媽調情
‪-我才沒有

354
00:22:05,345 --> 00:22:06,804
‪你就在我面前跟她調情

355
00:22:06,888 --> 00:22:10,933
‪我是在跟你媽及岳母調情
‪瑪麗安，妳好嗎？氣色很好喔

356
00:22:11,017 --> 00:22:12,977
‪-喬登
‪-這是類似襯衫毛衣吧？

357
00:22:14,103 --> 00:22:15,646
‪喬登，夠了

358
00:22:16,647 --> 00:22:18,733
‪-誰叫你媽這麼辣
‪-夠了

359
00:22:18,816 --> 00:22:20,026
‪-對，我說了
‪-別吵了

360
00:22:20,109 --> 00:22:22,695
‪我有個禮物要給你
‪可以送你禮物嗎？

361
00:22:22,779 --> 00:22:25,281
‪先別走開，我馬上回來
‪我有東西要給你

362
00:22:25,365 --> 00:22:27,617
‪我們擬了一份清單，需要買包屁衣

363
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,660
‪你也需要鎖，馬桶鎖

364
00:22:29,744 --> 00:22:31,621
‪小孩子有在馬桶裡淹死的風險

365
00:22:31,704 --> 00:22:32,538
‪聽著

366
00:22:33,498 --> 00:22:36,459
‪我一直想問，妳…打算待多久？

367
00:22:36,542 --> 00:22:39,045
‪-真希望我不用回去…
‪-我指的不是妳，媽

368
00:22:39,128 --> 00:22:43,257
‪我們討論過了，但瑪麗安
‪我不確定妳會待到什麼時候

369
00:22:43,341 --> 00:22:47,970
‪既然你不肯搬回明尼蘇達
‪我打算待六個月

370
00:22:50,264 --> 00:22:51,265
‪六個月？

371
00:22:51,349 --> 00:22:53,518
‪-對
‪-麥克怎麼辦？

372
00:22:54,352 --> 00:22:55,895
‪我現在不在乎麥克

373
00:22:55,978 --> 00:22:56,979
‪你好，馬修

374
00:22:58,189 --> 00:23:01,359
‪麥克，你好嗎？

375
00:23:01,442 --> 00:23:02,402
‪好極了

376
00:23:02,485 --> 00:23:03,319
‪好吧

377
00:23:04,570 --> 00:23:06,239
‪我們就老實說吧

378
00:23:06,322 --> 00:23:07,949
‪好，來實話實說

379
00:23:09,951 --> 00:23:12,286
‪首先我要強調我喜歡妳來我們家

380
00:23:12,370 --> 00:23:13,329
‪我知道

381
00:23:13,413 --> 00:23:14,914
‪我是真的很喜歡

382
00:23:14,997 --> 00:23:18,626
‪但我很擔心如果妳留在這裡

383
00:23:18,709 --> 00:23:22,088
‪如果妳長時間待在這裡

384
00:23:22,171 --> 00:23:24,340
‪我們最後一定會惹火彼此

385
00:23:24,424 --> 00:23:25,633
‪才六個月耶

386
00:23:25,716 --> 00:23:28,803
‪所以我在想
‪或許妳可以跟我媽同時離開

387
00:23:28,886 --> 00:23:32,849
‪我還沒確定你有辦法照顧
‪我剛出生的外孫女之前就離開

388
00:23:32,932 --> 00:23:35,017
‪人家會怎麼說閒話？

389
00:23:35,101 --> 00:23:37,728
‪如果妳不放手讓我試試看
‪妳要怎麼確定？

390
00:23:37,812 --> 00:23:40,022
‪說得有道理

391
00:23:40,106 --> 00:23:41,941
‪對吧？40比0

392
00:23:43,693 --> 00:23:46,779
‪40比0，馬修，給你
‪看看我幫你買了什麼

393
00:23:46,863 --> 00:23:47,822
‪那是什麼？

394
00:23:47,905 --> 00:23:49,574
‪-我幫你買了一隻寵物
‪-那是金魚

395
00:23:49,657 --> 00:23:53,578
‪我告訴你，養寵物的孩子都很快樂

396
00:23:53,661 --> 00:23:56,080
‪他們也不會過敏，你知道嗎？

397
00:23:56,581 --> 00:23:57,999
‪那指的是貓和狗

398
00:24:00,168 --> 00:24:04,046
‪-可惡，那篇文章你也看過了
‪-好，喬登，這…

399
00:24:04,130 --> 00:24:07,133
‪好吧，我在呼攏你
‪抱歉，我講話不太得體

400
00:24:07,216 --> 00:24:09,510
‪我討厭這條魚
‪你記得譚雅吧？魚是她給我的

401
00:24:09,594 --> 00:24:13,347
‪譚雅跟我分手，把這條髒魚留在我家

402
00:24:13,431 --> 00:24:14,974
‪可以載我去嬰兒用品店嗎？

403
00:24:16,642 --> 00:24:17,560
‪-當然可以！
‪-謝謝

404
00:24:17,643 --> 00:24:18,769
‪單親爸爸隊

405
00:24:18,853 --> 00:24:20,438
‪我是來幫你的

406
00:24:20,521 --> 00:24:21,355
‪謝謝

407
00:24:21,439 --> 00:24:24,025
‪好，瑪麗安，這樣好了

408
00:24:24,108 --> 00:24:26,903
‪妳先回去

409
00:24:26,986 --> 00:24:29,989
‪我保證會報告最新進展
‪讓妳掌握麥蒂的情況

410
00:24:30,072 --> 00:24:32,867
‪我會常把照片
‪上傳到我的照片分享社群

411
00:24:32,950 --> 00:24:33,868
‪好吧

412
00:24:33,951 --> 00:24:36,746
‪我會跟安娜同時回去

413
00:24:36,829 --> 00:24:41,417
‪但如果你一切都應付不來

414
00:24:41,501 --> 00:24:43,711
‪你就搬回明尼蘇達

415
00:24:43,794 --> 00:24:45,004
‪我為什麼要同意？

416
00:24:45,087 --> 00:24:47,256
‪因為重點不是你

417
00:24:49,425 --> 00:24:51,219
‪-一言為定
‪-老兄，我確定一下

418
00:24:52,345 --> 00:24:55,014
‪-你願意收下這條魚嗎？
‪-我不想要這條魚

419
00:24:55,097 --> 00:24:56,807
‪-好，妳好嗎？
‪-很好，你呢？

420
00:24:56,891 --> 00:24:58,351
‪我很好，這給妳

421
00:24:58,851 --> 00:25:00,686
‪-這些很有用
‪-那好…

422
00:25:01,604 --> 00:25:04,774
‪妳最好別一直對我笑，來

423
00:25:06,734 --> 00:25:08,611
‪我沒有小孩，這些是我朋友的

424
00:25:08,694 --> 00:25:11,531
‪要給他的寶寶用的，他買了一堆東西

425
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,616
‪全部他買單

426
00:25:14,825 --> 00:25:16,035
‪找到了

427
00:25:16,118 --> 00:25:19,956
‪這是你要用的尿布疹軟膏

428
00:25:20,039 --> 00:25:23,125
‪這是麥蒂要用的，分開結帳

429
00:25:23,209 --> 00:25:25,127
‪來，你的放那邊

430
00:25:25,211 --> 00:25:27,797
‪她就知道你買來自己用的軟膏

431
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:29,632
‪要自己付錢

432
00:25:29,715 --> 00:25:31,592
‪這是我要買給麥蒂的

433
00:25:31,676 --> 00:25:33,886
‪-那是你的，這是麥蒂的
‪-好

434
00:25:33,970 --> 00:25:35,680
‪他說的狀…我是說…

435
00:25:36,264 --> 00:25:39,100
‪-腫囊
‪-腫囊，不過是刮鬍腫囊

436
00:25:39,183 --> 00:25:40,768
‪-長在你屁股上
‪-不在我屁股上

437
00:25:40,851 --> 00:25:43,187
‪我有刮鬍造成的腫囊，而我…

438
00:25:43,271 --> 00:25:46,315
‪-在你的…
‪-我看過一部影片

439
00:25:46,399 --> 00:25:50,111
‪尿布疹軟膏可以用來避免皮膚

440
00:25:50,194 --> 00:25:52,697
‪出現刮鬍腫囊
‪所以我的頸部皮膚才這麼光滑

441
00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:54,115
‪-妳看多麼…
‪-你看起來很帥…

442
00:25:54,198 --> 00:25:55,032
‪-我很帥？
‪-對

443
00:25:55,116 --> 00:25:56,993
‪你看，她說我很帥

444
00:25:57,076 --> 00:25:58,286
‪叫他露臀來看看

445
00:25:59,453 --> 00:26:03,916
‪“現在插入第八顆44毫米螺絲”

446
00:26:06,961 --> 00:26:08,796
‪我沒看到第八顆4…

447
00:26:09,297 --> 00:26:11,966
‪我沒看到44毫米的螺絲

448
00:26:12,049 --> 00:26:16,178
‪你根本就沒有認真找
‪看你鞋子旁邊，快看

449
00:26:17,972 --> 00:26:21,225
‪-好吧
‪-幹嘛一直假裝你很笨？

450
00:26:21,309 --> 00:26:23,227
‪我沒看到，你就說我裝笨？

451
00:26:23,311 --> 00:26:25,271
‪你現在就像個蠢人一樣

452
00:26:25,354 --> 00:26:28,399
‪-不要在我孩子面前罵髒話
‪-我沒有，我是罵你蠢人

453
00:26:28,482 --> 00:26:29,609
‪幹嘛說“蠢人”？

454
00:26:29,692 --> 00:26:31,902
‪寶寶在這裡
‪我不想在寶寶面前罵髒話

455
00:26:31,986 --> 00:26:33,654
‪那幹嘛不換個說法？

456
00:26:33,738 --> 00:26:34,739
‪我換了，“蠢人”

457
00:26:35,573 --> 00:26:38,117
‪天啊，妳老爸真的很貝戈戈

458
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,037
‪對，我說了，他又蠢又貝戈戈

459
00:26:42,872 --> 00:26:44,206
‪愚笨蠢人

460
00:26:48,878 --> 00:26:50,296
‪妳看，就是無法…

461
00:26:51,922 --> 00:26:53,591
‪只要切換下方的開關

462
00:26:53,674 --> 00:26:55,468
‪我試過了，壞掉了

463
00:26:55,551 --> 00:26:57,094
‪你每次都沒什麼耐性

464
00:26:57,178 --> 00:26:59,388
‪別說了，這跟有沒有耐性無關

465
00:26:59,472 --> 00:27:03,726
‪我跟妳說我努力在調整，妳卻…
‪我辦不到，媽！

466
00:27:04,393 --> 00:27:05,269
‪該死

467
00:27:06,395 --> 00:27:07,730
‪我沒一件事做得好

468
00:27:09,565 --> 00:27:10,566
‪我辦不到

469
00:27:11,901 --> 00:27:13,027
‪少了莉茲就不行

470
00:27:13,944 --> 00:27:17,239
‪你只要為她做最好的打算

471
00:27:17,323 --> 00:27:20,117
‪你餘生就只有這個責任

472
00:27:20,785 --> 00:27:22,578
‪我相信你做得到

473
00:27:33,297 --> 00:27:34,131
‪在這裡

474
00:27:35,383 --> 00:27:36,217
‪愛現

475
00:27:38,678 --> 00:27:40,680
‪我一天會為你祈禱十次

476
00:27:40,763 --> 00:27:43,224
‪如果只有九次
‪也不要太在意，好嗎？

477
00:27:43,307 --> 00:27:44,392
‪我愛妳，媽

478
00:27:44,892 --> 00:27:47,103
‪-真的很幸運
‪-“再見，奶奶”

479
00:27:47,937 --> 00:27:49,689
‪-來
‪-你抱穩了？

480
00:27:50,272 --> 00:27:51,399
‪說好囉

481
00:27:52,942 --> 00:27:56,862
‪如果對她最有利
‪你就得搬回來，懂嗎？

482
00:27:56,946 --> 00:27:57,988
‪別自私

483
00:27:58,572 --> 00:27:59,448
‪好

484
00:28:06,122 --> 00:28:07,748
‪-我愛你
‪-祝好運，馬修

485
00:28:07,832 --> 00:28:10,668
‪我愛妳，麥蒂，外婆愛妳

486
00:28:10,751 --> 00:28:12,920
‪-再見
‪-再見

487
00:28:21,053 --> 00:28:24,682
‪噢，嘿

488
00:28:34,608 --> 00:28:37,069
‪-背著嬰兒揹帶的爸爸
‪-我看起來如何？

489
00:28:37,153 --> 00:28:38,571
‪超帥，就像國王一樣

490
00:28:38,654 --> 00:28:41,657
‪-別隨口搪塞我
‪-你看起來像國王

491
00:28:41,741 --> 00:28:43,826
‪-你得扣好
‪-你得往下壓

492
00:28:43,909 --> 00:28:45,786
‪-我已經在壓了
‪-我這邊也往下壓了

493
00:28:45,870 --> 00:28:48,205
‪-那就趕快扣好
‪-不行，還搖搖晃晃的

494
00:28:48,289 --> 00:28:52,209
‪兄弟們！好
‪第三條扣件固定帶接好了嗎？

495
00:28:53,836 --> 00:28:57,131
‪天啊，糟糕，麥蒂

496
00:28:57,214 --> 00:28:59,175
‪抱歉，爸爸對不起妳

497
00:29:00,342 --> 00:29:01,177
‪快點

498
00:29:02,636 --> 00:29:04,305
‪-很堅固
‪-很穩了

499
00:29:04,388 --> 00:29:06,766
‪-謝謝你
‪-我當了四年的保姆

500
00:29:06,849 --> 00:29:08,058
‪等等

501
00:29:08,142 --> 00:29:09,185
‪怎樣？

502
00:29:09,268 --> 00:29:10,394
‪她醒了

503
00:29:10,478 --> 00:29:12,813
‪-才沒有
‪-她醒了，我聽到她的聲音

504
00:29:12,897 --> 00:29:15,149
‪-我沒帶奶瓶
‪-天啊

505
00:29:15,232 --> 00:29:17,651
‪配方奶在這裡，好嗎？

506
00:29:19,737 --> 00:29:21,155
‪只要把瓶口割掉

507
00:29:22,782 --> 00:29:26,285
‪肚子餓餓囉

508
00:29:51,644 --> 00:29:52,728
‪成功！

509
00:29:52,812 --> 00:29:55,272
‪她媽媽呢？

510
00:29:55,356 --> 00:29:57,525
‪媽媽是太空人，在美國太空總署受訓

511
00:29:57,608 --> 00:29:59,109
‪媽媽今天去哪裡了？

512
00:29:59,193 --> 00:30:01,445
‪媽媽在聖昆丁州立監獄服刑

513
00:30:01,529 --> 00:30:02,655
‪她媽呢？

514
00:30:03,405 --> 00:30:07,117
‪我都很希望週一趕快來臨
‪就不用在家被小孩尖叫聲魔音傳腦

515
00:30:07,201 --> 00:30:10,371
‪他們可能也很期待遠離你吧

516
00:30:48,242 --> 00:30:49,869
‪我們買了花給妳

517
00:30:52,788 --> 00:30:55,708
‪我想讓妳知道妳其中一個願望實現了

518
00:30:56,876 --> 00:30:58,669
‪我換了很多尿布

519
00:30:59,837 --> 00:31:01,964
‪這個小傢伙一天到晚都在大便

520
00:31:09,972 --> 00:31:10,973
‪寶寶好可愛，爸爸

521
00:31:12,349 --> 00:31:14,268
‪-對了，我可以…
‪-沒問題

522
00:31:16,145 --> 00:31:17,271
‪-謝謝
‪-好

523
00:31:19,231 --> 00:31:20,649
‪妳看，麥蒂，要經過妳媽

524
00:31:20,733 --> 00:31:22,735
‪會希望妳唸的學校了

525
00:31:23,777 --> 00:31:25,988
‪這代表妳以後會唸那間學校

526
00:31:26,739 --> 00:31:29,533
‪那間學校有修女，妳會喜歡修女的

527
00:31:29,617 --> 00:31:31,702
‪妳會喜歡修女的
‪因為修女打扮得像企鵝

528
00:31:31,785 --> 00:31:32,953
‪那是事實

529
00:31:33,037 --> 00:31:34,288
‪她們還獨身

530
00:31:35,706 --> 00:31:37,583
‪我知道

531
00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:39,043
‪我知道妳有異議

532
00:31:39,126 --> 00:31:41,795
‪我知道妳不想獨身，但妳沒得選擇

533
00:31:43,130 --> 00:31:44,131
‪跟妳聊天真愉快

534
00:31:58,854 --> 00:32:00,314
‪別哭了，麥蒂

535
00:32:00,397 --> 00:32:03,108
‪怎麼了？

536
00:32:03,192 --> 00:32:05,194
‪來玩雲霄飛車囉，來吧，麥蒂

537
00:32:05,277 --> 00:32:08,155
‪來囉，開在軌道上

538
00:32:08,864 --> 00:32:12,034
‪開在上面，沿途搖搖晃晃

539
00:32:20,292 --> 00:32:23,462
‪不，媽，聽我說，妳不懂

540
00:32:23,545 --> 00:32:28,300
‪我是說真…她彷彿哭個不停
‪就是沒完沒了

541
00:32:28,384 --> 00:32:30,803
‪有時我會唱搖籃曲給你聽

542
00:32:30,886 --> 00:32:32,554
‪你馬上就會安靜下來

543
00:32:32,638 --> 00:32:37,393
‪一閃一閃亮晶晶

544
00:32:37,476 --> 00:32:41,814
‪爸爸需要上酒吧

545
00:32:41,897 --> 00:32:45,025
‪快睡吧，麥蒂

546
00:32:45,109 --> 00:32:46,485
‪音高一點

547
00:32:47,027 --> 00:32:49,613
‪快睡吧，麥蒂

548
00:32:49,697 --> 00:32:51,782
‪麥蒂，快睡

549
00:32:51,865 --> 00:32:54,785
‪快睡吧，麥蒂

550
00:32:54,868 --> 00:32:56,870
‪麥蒂，快睡

551
00:32:56,954 --> 00:32:59,331
‪糟糕，那樣…不行，那樣反而更糟

552
00:32:59,415 --> 00:33:00,249
‪那…這…

553
00:33:00,332 --> 00:33:01,250
‪她又不是聲控裝置

554
00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:04,086
‪-她就是哭個不停
‪-聽爸爸的話

555
00:33:04,169 --> 00:33:06,839
‪妳爸叫妳睡覺，麥蒂

556
00:33:07,631 --> 00:33:10,050
‪妳爸累了

557
00:33:10,134 --> 00:33:12,553
‪那樣不算虐待，對，那不算虐待

558
00:33:12,636 --> 00:33:13,470
‪差不多了

559
00:33:13,554 --> 00:33:14,513
‪我的乳頭嚴重裂開

560
00:33:14,596 --> 00:33:15,723
‪（新手家長支持團體）

561
00:33:15,806 --> 00:33:16,974
‪我連看都不敢看

562
00:33:17,683 --> 00:33:21,562
‪餵母奶讓我性致高昂
‪是不是很奇怪？

563
00:33:21,645 --> 00:33:23,355
‪我先生想跟我親熱

564
00:33:23,939 --> 00:33:26,608
‪我只想叫他去死，那樣不對嗎？

565
00:33:27,192 --> 00:33:28,527
‪沒有

566
00:33:30,237 --> 00:33:31,196
‪不好意思

567
00:33:31,905 --> 00:33:34,283
‪抱歉，匿名戒酒會在走廊底右轉

568
00:33:34,366 --> 00:33:35,409
‪那不是我的來意

569
00:33:35,492 --> 00:33:37,995
‪我不是來參加匿名戒酒會的
‪那不是我的目的

570
00:33:38,078 --> 00:33:43,417
‪她剛睡著，但她一直狂哭不停

571
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:46,754
‪連續哭了幾小時，哭到我筋疲力盡

572
00:33:46,837 --> 00:33:48,672
‪我的臉好痛，也覺得很心煩

573
00:33:48,756 --> 00:33:50,924
‪我也不知道該怎麼收嬰兒車

574
00:33:51,008 --> 00:33:53,093
‪我不會收合

575
00:33:53,177 --> 00:33:56,805
‪好吧，抱歉
‪這個團體僅供新手媽媽參加

576
00:33:56,889 --> 00:34:00,059
‪妳騙人，外頭的牌子寫著“家長”

577
00:34:00,142 --> 00:34:02,311
‪我是家長，我真的不知所措

578
00:34:02,394 --> 00:34:04,813
‪沒有人可以跟我討論這件事

579
00:34:04,897 --> 00:34:07,983
‪說到這個
‪這小妞的屁股有東西飛出來

580
00:34:08,067 --> 00:34:09,151
‪簡直就像消防水管

581
00:34:09,234 --> 00:34:11,737
‪我不知道這是否正常，可是有兩種

582
00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:13,322
‪不是噴尿

583
00:34:13,405 --> 00:34:16,825
‪也就是組合醞釀階段，會紮紮實實

584
00:34:16,909 --> 00:34:18,327
‪直接命中

585
00:34:18,410 --> 00:34:19,870
‪不然就是便便攻擊

586
00:34:19,953 --> 00:34:23,248
‪像噴霧一樣，快到…

587
00:34:23,332 --> 00:34:27,711
‪我需要幫忙，我受不了她的哭聲了

588
00:34:27,795 --> 00:34:30,047
‪要怎麼讓她不要再哭了？

589
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:35,427
‪好，我大兒子
‪剛出生前幾個月會腸絞痛

590
00:34:35,511 --> 00:34:38,931
‪-什麼是腸絞痛？
‪-就是寶寶連哭好幾小時

591
00:34:39,014 --> 00:34:41,809
‪毫無來由，哭到你快爆炸了

592
00:34:43,310 --> 00:34:44,645
‪我害寶寶腸絞痛

593
00:34:44,728 --> 00:34:46,939
‪不對，腸絞痛不是這麼一回事

594
00:34:47,022 --> 00:34:49,525
‪我沒洗手就碰寶寶

595
00:34:49,608 --> 00:34:51,068
‪結果害寶寶腸絞痛

596
00:34:51,151 --> 00:34:54,947
‪腸絞痛不會傳染
‪比較像是消化的問題

597
00:34:56,323 --> 00:34:57,533
‪我鬆了一口氣

598
00:34:57,616 --> 00:35:00,244
‪我沒想到白噪音很有用

599
00:35:00,327 --> 00:35:01,370
‪“白噪音”？

600
00:35:01,453 --> 00:35:02,412
‪白噪音

601
00:35:03,455 --> 00:35:06,166
‪（早上4點12分）

602
00:35:27,604 --> 00:35:30,649
‪未來的做法有請馬修來報告

603
00:35:30,732 --> 00:35:33,944
‪他會凸顯這些對你們的顧客很合用

604
00:35:34,027 --> 00:35:35,654
‪好，馬修，請上前

605
00:35:38,157 --> 00:35:39,408
‪（未來的設計）

606
00:35:40,325 --> 00:35:41,243
‪馬修

607
00:35:41,326 --> 00:35:42,870
‪-馬修！
‪-我沒睡著

608
00:35:42,953 --> 00:35:44,079
‪睡著

609
00:35:44,163 --> 00:35:46,707
‪不是的，他從不睡覺，他是在深思

610
00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:49,710
‪對，深…就是這樣沒錯

611
00:35:49,793 --> 00:35:51,295
‪沈浸在個人的思維裡

612
00:35:51,378 --> 00:35:53,130
‪謝謝，霍華德

613
00:35:53,213 --> 00:35:56,800
‪這是因為我非常期待…

614
00:35:56,884 --> 00:35:58,468
‪-對
‪-這件案子…

615
00:35:58,552 --> 00:36:01,054
‪這次升級後會有數千個

616
00:36:01,138 --> 00:36:04,516
‪我是說，多達數千個
‪預置的視覺影像，從地板

617
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,979
‪牆壁到燈光，可提供…

618
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,315
‪有哭聲嗎？

619
00:36:12,399 --> 00:36:14,735
‪哭聲？我什麼都沒聽到

620
00:36:14,818 --> 00:36:16,445
‪我鼻中隔彎曲

621
00:36:16,528 --> 00:36:18,530
‪所以鼻子有時會有咻咻聲
‪或許是這樣？

622
00:36:18,614 --> 00:36:20,407
‪不對，不是這樣

623
00:36:20,490 --> 00:36:22,701
‪很抱歉，失陪一下

624
00:36:22,784 --> 00:36:24,203
‪-什麼？
‪-你要…

625
00:36:24,286 --> 00:36:25,704
‪抱歉

626
00:36:27,915 --> 00:36:30,417
‪來囉

627
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,711
‪-不錯吧？
‪-好，吸塵器喔，對

628
00:36:32,794 --> 00:36:33,754
‪別哭了

629
00:36:34,254 --> 00:36:36,965
‪吸塵器開囉

630
00:36:37,049 --> 00:36:37,925
‪麥蒂！

631
00:36:38,008 --> 00:36:39,801
‪-等等
‪-這個吸塵器爛透了

632
00:36:39,885 --> 00:36:43,639
‪-怎麼回事？你在做什麼？
‪-別哭了，麥蒂

633
00:36:43,722 --> 00:36:45,807
‪-怎麼回事？
‪-他在用吸塵器妙招

634
00:36:45,891 --> 00:36:47,768
‪-來，我來抱吧
‪-吸塵器妙招？

635
00:36:47,851 --> 00:36:49,603
‪-好吧
‪-她喜歡吸塵器的噪音

636
00:36:49,686 --> 00:36:50,562
‪你們好！

637
00:36:51,063 --> 00:36:52,356
‪馬修當爸爸了

638
00:36:52,439 --> 00:36:55,525
‪很抱歉突然離開

639
00:36:55,609 --> 00:36:56,985
‪可是她會一陣狂哭

640
00:36:57,069 --> 00:37:00,322
‪完全停不下來，無法安撫

641
00:37:00,405 --> 00:37:02,699
‪-讓她吸我的小指看看吧？
‪-不用了

642
00:37:03,283 --> 00:37:05,118
‪-對我的孩子有幫助
‪-不用，霍華德

643
00:37:05,202 --> 00:37:06,703
‪-我讓他們吸我的小指
‪-不衛生

644
00:37:06,787 --> 00:37:10,082
‪或許這會有幫助
‪這是白噪音應用程式

645
00:37:10,791 --> 00:37:12,751
‪-可以讓我安穩入睡
‪-謝謝

646
00:37:12,834 --> 00:37:16,213
‪我只要跟寶寶有肌膚接觸
‪她就不會哭了

647
00:37:16,838 --> 00:37:18,298
‪她現在25歲了

648
00:37:19,841 --> 00:37:22,678
‪也請注意簡單易懂的樹狀圖介面

649
00:37:22,761 --> 00:37:25,222
‪我要再次強調
‪這是要滿足顧客的需求

650
00:37:25,305 --> 00:37:26,306
‪推出簡明易懂的設計

651
00:37:26,390 --> 00:37:28,767
‪對吧？那不正是妳要的嗎？

652
00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:30,185
‪-他們想要簡單就好
‪-好

653
00:37:30,269 --> 00:37:34,022
‪我有個問題
‪這是做生意的地方，對吧？

654
00:37:34,106 --> 00:37:37,401
‪不是寶寶該來的地方
‪在這裡，我算是…

655
00:37:37,484 --> 00:37:39,486
‪我非得扮黑臉

656
00:37:39,569 --> 00:37:40,737
‪誰指定的？

657
00:37:41,738 --> 00:37:44,199
‪我只是問問，是天生還是…

658
00:37:44,283 --> 00:37:46,827
‪你以為我上頭沒有混蛋長官？

659
00:37:46,910 --> 00:37:49,746
‪而且混蛋之上還有混蛋

660
00:37:49,830 --> 00:37:51,206
‪一個混蛋鏈

661
00:37:51,290 --> 00:37:53,750
‪這是個混蛋鏈，就是這樣沒錯

662
00:37:53,834 --> 00:37:55,335
‪所以…請進

663
00:37:55,836 --> 00:37:59,131
‪我只是想來告訴你
‪簡報內容很精彩，馬修

664
00:37:59,214 --> 00:38:02,217
‪絕對令人難忘，我們這週會討論

665
00:38:02,301 --> 00:38:04,011
‪謝謝妳

666
00:38:04,094 --> 00:38:06,096
‪這對我意義非凡，既然我要被開除了

667
00:38:06,179 --> 00:38:07,347
‪-沒有這回事
‪-謝謝妳…

668
00:38:07,848 --> 00:38:09,808
‪我們再跟你們聯絡，謝謝，費歐娜

669
00:38:11,101 --> 00:38:12,102
‪再見

670
00:38:12,602 --> 00:38:13,562
‪繼續，把話說完吧

671
00:38:13,645 --> 00:38:16,523
‪你才沒那麼幸運，我不會開除你

672
00:38:16,606 --> 00:38:18,483
‪我只是很擔心你

673
00:38:18,567 --> 00:38:20,360
‪你上次休息是什麼時候？

674
00:38:20,444 --> 00:38:22,863
‪有種新的工作叫保姆

675
00:38:22,946 --> 00:38:24,823
‪-妳好，麥蒂
‪-是啊

676
00:38:24,906 --> 00:38:28,744
‪我叫夏茉，現在要抱妳囉

677
00:38:29,619 --> 00:38:32,205
‪她不會講英語，她只是個嬰兒

678
00:38:32,289 --> 00:38:35,042
‪我相信我們得尊重嬰兒

679
00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:38,295
‪對吧，麥蒂？我們沒問題的

680
00:38:48,305 --> 00:38:49,806
‪對

681
00:38:49,890 --> 00:38:50,807
‪就是這樣

682
00:38:54,353 --> 00:38:57,230
‪爸爸都應該休息一下，找點樂子

683
00:38:57,314 --> 00:38:59,149
‪請保姆代勞，出門玩樂

684
00:38:59,232 --> 00:39:01,651
‪你非常需要，你是單親爸爸了

685
00:39:01,735 --> 00:39:04,404
‪說來真的很瘋狂
‪“馬修現在是爸爸了”

686
00:39:04,488 --> 00:39:06,948
‪大聲說出口聽起來還是…
‪“馬修現在是爸爸了”

687
00:39:07,032 --> 00:39:08,742
‪的確很瘋狂，真荒謬

688
00:39:08,825 --> 00:39:10,660
‪-好誇張，妳好啊
‪-你在做什麼？

689
00:39:10,744 --> 00:39:12,371
‪我在聽你說話啊

690
00:39:12,454 --> 00:39:13,997
‪有沒有搞錯？

691
00:39:15,665 --> 00:39:17,626
‪-怎樣？
‪-居然還問我，你在幹嘛？

692
00:39:17,709 --> 00:39:20,170
‪你沒看到好幾個美女剛剛經過？

693
00:39:20,253 --> 00:39:22,172
‪-環肥燕瘦，都有我們的菜
‪-好吧

694
00:39:22,255 --> 00:39:24,591
‪我得走了，我要回家了

695
00:39:25,258 --> 00:39:26,468
‪馬修

696
00:39:26,551 --> 00:39:28,970
‪-借過
‪-馬修，等等，馬修

697
00:39:29,054 --> 00:39:31,056
‪-怎樣？
‪-怎麼了？你要去哪裡？

698
00:39:31,139 --> 00:39:32,557
‪我要回家了

699
00:39:32,641 --> 00:39:34,976
‪-幹嘛離開？
‪-我玩得不開心

700
00:39:35,060 --> 00:39:37,687
‪什麼？有女生可以搭訕
‪我們還喝烈酒，玩得很開…

701
00:39:37,771 --> 00:39:41,733
‪我不在乎有沒有女生
‪你為什麼覺得我會關心這種事？

702
00:39:41,817 --> 00:39:43,610
‪我帶你出來玩耶

703
00:39:43,693 --> 00:39:47,072
‪我不想照你的方式玩樂，喬登

704
00:39:47,155 --> 00:39:48,115
‪我不想

705
00:39:48,198 --> 00:39:50,200
‪我懂，莉茲過世後你就一直窩在家裡

706
00:39:50,283 --> 00:39:52,119
‪-但這…
‪-給我閉…老兄

707
00:39:53,537 --> 00:39:54,371
‪別提

708
00:39:55,956 --> 00:39:57,791
‪別這樣，別提起莉茲

709
00:39:58,875 --> 00:39:59,709
‪千萬不要

710
00:40:03,797 --> 00:40:04,714
‪笨蛋

711
00:40:05,674 --> 00:40:07,467
‪-說“再見”
‪-再見

712
00:40:07,551 --> 00:40:08,677
‪再見

713
00:40:09,302 --> 00:40:11,721
‪我們不會找她回來了

714
00:40:12,305 --> 00:40:15,475
‪我們只需要彼此，不需要別人

715
00:40:35,787 --> 00:40:37,664
‪哈維爾來了

716
00:40:37,747 --> 00:40:41,293
‪爸爸的新好友
‪他會幫我們送配方奶和尿布

717
00:40:41,376 --> 00:40:44,087
{\an8}‪他會送必需品過來
‪我們就可以跟外界隔絕

718
00:40:44,171 --> 00:40:45,005
{\an8}‪（敢按鈴者死）

719
00:40:45,088 --> 00:40:47,883
{\an8}‪敢按門鈴的人就死定了，聽到了嗎？

720
00:40:47,966 --> 00:40:51,052
{\an8}‪我說敢來爸爸家按門鈴的人就死定了

721
00:40:56,933 --> 00:40:58,185
‪我警告你們不准按門鈴了

722
00:40:58,935 --> 00:41:01,188
‪我警告你們不准按他媽的門鈴

723
00:41:02,481 --> 00:41:03,940
‪你死定了

724
00:41:06,985 --> 00:41:08,028
‪早安

725
00:41:08,528 --> 00:41:09,446
‪-你好
‪-妳好

726
00:41:09,529 --> 00:41:10,697
‪我的外孫女呢？

727
00:41:10,780 --> 00:41:11,781
‪妳在做…

728
00:41:11,865 --> 00:41:12,949
‪她穿好衣服了嗎？

729
00:41:13,033 --> 00:41:16,328
‪-瑪麗安，妳怎麼來了？
‪-麥蒂跟小兒科醫生有約

730
00:41:16,411 --> 00:41:19,331
‪該死！已經是週四了？該死！

731
00:41:19,414 --> 00:41:23,627
‪是啊，你不會忘記
‪跟小兒科醫生約好診了吧？

732
00:41:23,710 --> 00:41:26,087
‪我都沒忘記，妳剛好過來

733
00:41:26,171 --> 00:41:28,340
‪我們正要出門，她剛從浴缸出來

734
00:41:28,423 --> 00:41:29,966
‪你把她留在浴缸裡？

735
00:41:30,050 --> 00:41:31,134
‪很好

736
00:41:31,801 --> 00:41:32,886
‪是啊

737
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,222
‪她最近飲食如何？

738
00:41:37,682 --> 00:41:39,809
‪應該還不錯吧

739
00:41:39,893 --> 00:41:40,894
‪她…

740
00:41:42,312 --> 00:41:43,897
‪我大致上覺得沒問題

741
00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:45,899
‪偶爾遇到她睡著的時候…

742
00:41:45,982 --> 00:41:48,360
‪我可能會讓她多睡一個小時之類的

743
00:41:48,443 --> 00:41:50,612
‪你呢？你還好嗎？

744
00:41:51,738 --> 00:41:54,991
‪-我不重要，重點是…
‪-麥蒂還好嗎？

745
00:41:55,075 --> 00:41:56,117
‪她沒事吧？

746
00:41:56,868 --> 00:41:58,745
‪我知道我不完美

747
00:41:58,828 --> 00:42:01,915
‪這我知道，我其實什麼也不是

748
00:42:03,208 --> 00:42:05,168
‪-我可笑至極，聽…
‪-馬修

749
00:42:05,252 --> 00:42:07,254
‪你一點也不可笑，麥蒂一切正常

750
00:42:07,337 --> 00:42:09,923
‪她的體重上升到成長曲線60百分位

751
00:42:10,006 --> 00:42:11,633
‪身高到70百分位了

752
00:42:11,716 --> 00:42:13,843
‪可以開始等她餓了再餵食了

753
00:42:14,678 --> 00:42:19,266
‪希望你不介意我這麼說
‪但你太太會以你為榮的

754
00:42:36,366 --> 00:42:37,534
‪沒關係，瑪麗安

755
00:42:39,244 --> 00:42:40,161
‪沒事的

756
00:42:43,832 --> 00:42:45,208
‪妳餓了嗎？要去吃午餐嗎？

757
00:42:45,292 --> 00:42:49,296
‪不用，我其實要去趕飛機

758
00:42:49,379 --> 00:42:51,256
‪-這麼快？
‪-是啊

759
00:42:52,173 --> 00:42:54,593
‪我跟麥克說我今天要去做水療

760
00:42:55,176 --> 00:42:56,011
‪妳跟…

761
00:42:58,346 --> 00:42:59,848
‪我可以載妳一程

762
00:42:59,931 --> 00:43:01,933
‪不用了，她需要睡午覺

763
00:43:02,017 --> 00:43:03,184
‪想睡一下嗎？

764
00:43:03,268 --> 00:43:04,811
‪天啊，馬修

765
00:43:05,937 --> 00:43:09,065
‪今天對身為家長的你來說
‪是個值得高興的好日子

766
00:43:09,649 --> 00:43:14,904
‪把今天這種小成就收藏在心裡

767
00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:18,158
‪那會是你最重要的寶物

768
00:43:19,034 --> 00:43:21,369
‪不要讓我有理由再回來…

769
00:43:21,870 --> 00:43:27,000
‪要等到梅菲爾德神父
‪在明尼蘇達為她施洗的時候

770
00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:29,419
‪三週後去聖奧古斯丁教堂，到時見

771
00:43:29,502 --> 00:43:30,629
‪等等，這是什…

772
00:43:30,712 --> 00:43:32,213
‪三週後去明尼蘇達，再見

773
00:43:32,297 --> 00:43:34,257
‪-明尼蘇達…
‪-外婆愛妳喔，麥蒂

774
00:43:34,341 --> 00:43:37,302
‪沒人跟我提過明尼蘇達的事

775
00:43:40,138 --> 00:43:41,973
‪誰把整瓶奶喝完了？

776
00:43:42,057 --> 00:43:45,393
‪就是妳，沒錯，妳肚子餓餓

777
00:43:45,477 --> 00:43:46,561
‪對吧？

778
00:43:46,645 --> 00:43:48,021
‪“我肚子餓，爸爸”

779
00:43:48,521 --> 00:43:49,981
‪這是她第一次搭飛機

780
00:43:50,065 --> 00:43:51,691
‪完全看不出來

781
00:43:52,442 --> 00:43:54,069
‪-她好可愛
‪-是啊…

782
00:43:54,152 --> 00:43:57,906
‪糟糕

783
00:43:57,989 --> 00:43:59,366
‪很抱歉

784
00:43:59,449 --> 00:44:01,201
‪天啊，麥蒂！

785
00:44:02,202 --> 00:44:03,036
‪你們好！

786
00:44:05,580 --> 00:44:06,831
‪我們的小寶貝！

787
00:44:08,124 --> 00:44:09,334
‪你好，親愛的

788
00:44:09,417 --> 00:44:12,587
‪-提得動嗎？好
‪-沒問題吧？走吧

789
00:44:17,801 --> 00:44:20,845
‪安娜，走吧，去喝點冷飲

790
00:44:20,929 --> 00:44:21,930
‪好

791
00:44:44,994 --> 00:44:48,206
‪記得我抓到你們在這裡親熱的時候？

792
00:44:48,289 --> 00:44:49,708
‪我的老天

793
00:44:49,791 --> 00:44:50,792
‪我記得

794
00:44:51,710 --> 00:44:53,962
‪妳拿麥克的曲棍球棒追著我跑

795
00:44:54,045 --> 00:44:58,466
‪妳一直大吼：“在我家休想”

796
00:44:58,550 --> 00:45:01,302
‪你以為自己那晚就有機會嘿咻了

797
00:45:01,386 --> 00:45:03,596
‪你後來果然如願了，對吧？

798
00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:06,182
‪人害怕的時候會能力大爆發

799
00:45:06,266 --> 00:45:07,809
‪我從來沒那麼速戰速決

800
00:45:07,892 --> 00:45:09,394
‪這間房間看起來不太一樣

801
00:45:10,812 --> 00:45:14,649
‪我從閣樓拿了許多她兒時的東西下來

802
00:45:15,316 --> 00:45:17,610
‪我喜歡，非常喜歡

803
00:45:18,987 --> 00:45:21,197
‪我一開始整天都待在這裡

804
00:45:22,574 --> 00:45:24,367
‪連續好幾個整天

805
00:45:24,451 --> 00:45:26,077
‪就躺在床上

806
00:45:26,786 --> 00:45:28,705
‪嗅聞枕頭上的氣味

807
00:45:28,788 --> 00:45:31,374
‪大哭、生氣

808
00:45:31,458 --> 00:45:35,837
‪我現在每天只允許自己
‪沈浸在這種情緒裡一個小時

809
00:45:37,839 --> 00:45:42,802
‪我希望你偶爾可以讓麥蒂來住我們家

810
00:45:43,636 --> 00:45:44,763
‪等她長大

811
00:45:45,555 --> 00:45:47,265
‪她可以在這裡過夏天

812
00:45:47,348 --> 00:45:48,224
‪好幾個夏天？

813
00:45:48,308 --> 00:45:51,060
‪馬修，她需要家人

814
00:45:53,730 --> 00:45:55,648
‪她人生中需要一個女性榜樣

815
00:45:57,609 --> 00:46:00,403
‪我指的不是你在夜店認識的女人

816
00:46:01,070 --> 00:46:02,280
‪或是在交友程式上

817
00:46:03,406 --> 00:46:04,532
‪交友程式？

818
00:46:08,203 --> 00:46:10,413
‪我沒上交友程式，妳在…

819
00:46:10,497 --> 00:46:14,542
‪妳怎麼會知道交友程式？
‪妳在哪裡聽來的？

820
00:46:18,838 --> 00:46:20,048
‪對了，我…

821
00:46:23,092 --> 00:46:25,804
‪妳今晚可以幫我顧麥蒂嗎？

822
00:46:25,887 --> 00:46:27,680
‪當然可以！

823
00:46:27,764 --> 00:46:31,226
‪我只是要去找朋友，喝一杯

824
00:46:31,309 --> 00:46:34,062
‪-好，儘管去
‪-好，好的

825
00:46:56,793 --> 00:46:57,794
‪謝謝

826
00:47:01,297 --> 00:47:02,173
‪媽？

827
00:47:03,383 --> 00:47:04,717
‪爸爸喜歡有小孩的生活嗎？

828
00:47:05,718 --> 00:47:07,136
‪他超愛嬰兒的

829
00:47:07,220 --> 00:47:10,139
‪所以才跟那麼多女人生了一堆小孩

830
00:47:11,933 --> 00:47:13,434
‪對，但他娶了妳

831
00:47:13,935 --> 00:47:15,144
‪對，我真幸運

832
00:47:15,854 --> 00:47:18,106
‪我的幸運來自於你

833
00:47:20,233 --> 00:47:23,152
‪希望我扮演媽媽的角色
‪能有妳照顧我的時候一半好

834
00:47:25,488 --> 00:47:26,573
‪你是個好媽媽

835
00:47:28,825 --> 00:47:31,286
‪麥蒂，妳猜怎麼著？

836
00:47:31,786 --> 00:47:32,745
‪看到寶寶了嗎？

837
00:47:35,081 --> 00:47:37,500
‪她很漂亮吧？修女…

838
00:47:37,584 --> 00:47:38,918
‪她做得很好

839
00:47:48,428 --> 00:47:49,387
‪請進

840
00:48:21,961 --> 00:48:23,880
‪起床了，爸爸，今天要上學

841
00:48:23,963 --> 00:48:25,173
‪-醒醒！
‪-我醒了

842
00:48:25,256 --> 00:48:27,425
‪綁的時候要像是…

843
00:48:27,508 --> 00:48:30,053
‪悄悄撲上去，用力抓住

844
00:48:30,136 --> 00:48:34,599
‪往上、往下、往上

845
00:48:36,059 --> 00:48:36,893
‪好了

846
00:48:37,977 --> 00:48:40,021
‪綁好一邊了，讓我…

847
00:48:40,104 --> 00:48:43,107
‪這是什麼鬼東西？

848
00:48:45,026 --> 00:48:48,321
‪我覺得這是新…新造型

849
00:48:48,404 --> 00:48:51,699
‪放手試試的話
‪這個新髮型會很流行喔

850
00:48:52,492 --> 00:48:53,493
‪別動

851
00:48:53,993 --> 00:48:55,620
‪得梳好頭頂，讓我…

852
00:48:57,622 --> 00:48:59,958
‪等一下，好嗎？

853
00:49:09,884 --> 00:49:11,761
‪所有的女生都穿裙子

854
00:49:11,844 --> 00:49:15,348
‪可是穿裙子卻讓我覺得
‪好像忘了穿褲子

855
00:49:15,431 --> 00:49:17,392
‪可是她說這是規定

856
00:49:17,475 --> 00:49:20,812
‪規定？我們才不需要什麼爛規定？

857
00:49:22,230 --> 00:49:25,608
‪-麥蒂，妳喜歡這間學校嗎？
‪-媽媽希望我唸這裡

858
00:49:25,692 --> 00:49:26,526
‪我喜歡

859
00:49:27,610 --> 00:49:29,320
‪有妳這句話就夠了

860
00:49:29,404 --> 00:49:31,406
‪好，去吧，我愛妳

861
00:49:31,489 --> 00:49:32,490
‪我也愛你

862
00:49:32,573 --> 00:49:34,993
‪兩個吻，點在額頭上，我碰到妳了

863
00:49:35,076 --> 00:49:36,244
‪-再見，爸爸
‪-再見

864
00:49:39,831 --> 00:49:40,707
‪早安

865
00:49:40,790 --> 00:49:41,708
‪早安

866
00:49:41,791 --> 00:49:44,544
‪洛格林先生
‪我們得討論一下服裝規定

867
00:49:44,627 --> 00:49:46,212
‪祝你們今日愉快

868
00:49:46,295 --> 00:49:47,839
‪本校有服裝規定

869
00:49:52,135 --> 00:49:54,721
‪麥蒂，輪到妳了
‪妳要過牌還是下注？

870
00:49:54,804 --> 00:49:55,847
‪全下

871
00:49:55,930 --> 00:49:57,765
‪又要全下？

872
00:49:57,849 --> 00:49:58,808
‪-了不起
‪-又來了？

873
00:49:58,891 --> 00:50:00,476
‪我要蓋牌了，老大

874
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,978
‪你居然蠢到要蓋牌

875
00:50:02,061 --> 00:50:05,148
‪-她一臉嚴肅
‪-我不知道她是不是在虛張聲勢

876
00:50:05,231 --> 00:50:07,275
‪-說真的
‪-先看看妳的臉

877
00:50:08,860 --> 00:50:11,320
‪那是撲克臉，非常標準的撲克臉

878
00:50:11,404 --> 00:50:12,739
‪擾亂不了她

879
00:50:12,822 --> 00:50:14,824
‪我不知道妳有什麼盤算

880
00:50:14,907 --> 00:50:19,328
‪我可以看穿麥蒂的心思，等等

881
00:50:24,333 --> 00:50:26,627
‪看不出來，兩位，我不跟，蓋牌

882
00:50:26,711 --> 00:50:29,005
‪我要全下，拜託喔

883
00:50:29,589 --> 00:50:31,674
‪這副牌多好，都是皇后

884
00:50:31,758 --> 00:50:33,217
‪-妳有什麼牌？
‪-妳有什麼牌？

885
00:50:34,469 --> 00:50:36,846
‪-都是A
‪-什麼？

886
00:50:36,929 --> 00:50:38,890
‪-不會吧！
‪-真有種

887
00:50:38,973 --> 00:50:40,683
‪-全都是王牌
‪-這手牌漂亮

888
00:50:40,767 --> 00:50:43,186
‪-她真的很有種！
‪-都是妳的了，拿去吧

889
00:50:43,269 --> 00:50:44,937
‪-拿去吧
‪-什麼？好，全都是妳的了

890
00:50:45,021 --> 00:50:45,897
‪全都是妳的了

891
00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:47,607
‪-都是我的
‪-好，拿去吧

892
00:50:47,690 --> 00:50:49,442
‪妳也不能今天全部吃光

893
00:50:49,525 --> 00:50:50,526
‪全部拿來！

894
00:50:50,610 --> 00:50:51,736
‪拿去吧

895
00:50:56,616 --> 00:50:59,243
‪你吃蔬菜了嗎？那是什麼？蛋糕？

896
00:51:07,668 --> 00:51:08,586
‪好耶！

897
00:51:08,669 --> 00:51:11,756
‪他們玩得好開心
‪讓人也很希望可以帶個孩子來參加

898
00:51:11,839 --> 00:51:14,634
‪我有小孩，那個玩得很瘋的
‪就是我家的麥蒂

899
00:51:14,717 --> 00:51:17,720
‪-你好，爸爸
‪-妳好

900
00:51:17,804 --> 00:51:19,138
‪砲彈來囉！

901
00:51:21,349 --> 00:51:22,433
‪你是馬修？

902
00:51:23,267 --> 00:51:24,352
‪我的確是馬修

903
00:51:25,561 --> 00:51:29,273
‪我想我知道奧斯卡跟蘿絲
‪今天為什麼堅持要找我來了

904
00:51:29,774 --> 00:51:31,984
‪-他們是要介紹我們認識
‪-天啊

905
00:51:32,068 --> 00:51:33,653
‪我早就勸他們打消這個念頭了

906
00:51:35,113 --> 00:51:37,698
‪-我也勸過他們
‪-是嗎？

907
00:51:37,782 --> 00:51:40,701
‪來鬧他們吧，拿酒潑我
‪讓場面很難看

908
00:51:40,785 --> 00:51:43,663
‪不然也可以跟他們絕交

909
00:51:43,746 --> 00:51:46,874
‪我一直在物色新的白人朋友

910
00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:49,502
‪沒錯，是真的

911
00:51:49,585 --> 00:51:51,671
‪這裡很多，所以…

912
00:51:52,171 --> 00:51:53,172
‪妳從事什麼工作？

913
00:51:53,256 --> 00:51:54,298
‪我是動畫師

914
00:51:54,382 --> 00:51:56,884
‪動畫師？太酷了，很特別

915
00:51:56,968 --> 00:51:59,762
‪我是他的同事

916
00:51:59,846 --> 00:52:00,930
‪跟奧斯卡共事

917
00:52:02,306 --> 00:52:03,599
‪-你好
‪-就是我

918
00:52:03,683 --> 00:52:06,310
‪別一直叫我，開玩笑的，隨便你叫

919
00:52:07,270 --> 00:52:11,274
‪你們兩個在奧利佛的生日派對見面了

920
00:52:11,357 --> 00:52:12,191
‪是啊

921
00:52:12,859 --> 00:52:14,277
‪-太好了
‪-真巧

922
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:15,653
‪真的很巧

923
00:52:16,154 --> 00:52:18,865
‪你們兩個都很棒

924
00:52:19,365 --> 00:52:20,366
‪只是…

925
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,078
‪-我們不是刻意安排的
‪-明白了

926
00:52:24,162 --> 00:52:25,913
‪-厲害，奧斯卡
‪-沒錯

927
00:52:26,956 --> 00:52:27,790
‪-謝謝
‪-對

928
00:52:27,874 --> 00:52:28,708
‪好極了

929
00:52:30,001 --> 00:52:30,835
‪謝謝

930
00:52:31,335 --> 00:52:32,253
‪妳好，蘿絲

931
00:52:32,336 --> 00:52:33,212
‪妳好，蘿絲

932
00:52:33,713 --> 00:52:34,547
‪真離譜

933
00:52:35,214 --> 00:52:36,465
‪我叫莉茲

934
00:52:38,050 --> 00:52:39,093
‪別鬧了

935
00:52:40,469 --> 00:52:44,557
‪我沒有在鬧你，我叫…
‪我的朋友都叫我莉琪

936
00:52:48,603 --> 00:52:49,729
‪妳是動畫師

937
00:52:50,271 --> 00:52:51,355
‪妳有什麼動畫作品？

938
00:52:51,439 --> 00:52:53,524
‪我在製作《幸運兒吉姆》這個節目

939
00:52:53,608 --> 00:52:56,944
‪《幸運兒吉姆》
‪這我知道，麥蒂很愛看

940
00:52:58,112 --> 00:52:59,780
‪你讓她看《幸運兒吉姆》？

941
00:53:00,781 --> 00:53:02,033
‪是啊，這是卡通

942
00:53:02,742 --> 00:53:04,285
‪你看過嗎？

943
00:53:04,785 --> 00:53:06,495
‪節目名稱是在形容他情場無往不利

944
00:53:08,247 --> 00:53:09,332
‪妳指的是性愛？

945
00:53:11,626 --> 00:53:14,921
‪-我以為他是小精靈
‪-對，他是小精靈

946
00:53:15,004 --> 00:53:19,342
‪性福又好色的小精靈

947
00:53:21,177 --> 00:53:23,721
‪有不適合兒童觀賞的警語嗎？

948
00:53:23,804 --> 00:53:25,514
‪絕對有警語

949
00:53:29,518 --> 00:53:31,562
‪你知道那桶金在哪裡嗎？

950
00:53:31,646 --> 00:53:33,940
‪貝戈拉，那桶金就在那邊

951
00:53:34,023 --> 00:53:36,150
‪現在那道彩虹又消失了

952
00:53:36,234 --> 00:53:38,152
‪我覺得你都在胡扯

953
00:53:38,236 --> 00:53:41,364
‪如果妳不反對
‪我倒想讓妳見識我的真功夫

954
00:53:42,531 --> 00:53:45,993
‪我不反對汲取你的精華

955
00:53:46,494 --> 00:53:47,536
‪我眼冒金星

956
00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:50,039
‪你很快就會冒更多星星

957
00:53:50,539 --> 00:53:51,415
‪夠了

958
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,086
‪-電視關掉了
‪-爸爸，他們要摔角了

959
00:53:55,169 --> 00:53:57,672
‪我知道，有點…

960
00:53:57,755 --> 00:53:59,799
‪有點太暴力了，不適合妳看

961
00:54:00,341 --> 00:54:02,134
‪-你打給她了嗎？
‪-安靜

962
00:54:02,218 --> 00:54:05,012
‪-幹嘛叫我安靜？
‪-安靜，別當笨蛋

963
00:54:05,096 --> 00:54:07,014
‪-我為什麼一定是笨蛋？
‪-別蠢了

964
00:54:07,098 --> 00:54:09,475
‪-麥蒂受得了，對吧？
‪-夠了，我要你做什麼？

965
00:54:09,558 --> 00:54:10,601
‪受得了什麼？

966
00:54:10,685 --> 00:54:12,395
‪-我是怎麼說的？
‪-交給我

967
00:54:12,478 --> 00:54:13,562
‪-喬登
‪-交給我

968
00:54:13,646 --> 00:54:15,690
‪-我不…喬登
‪-朋友本來就該兩肋插刀

969
00:54:15,773 --> 00:54:18,192
‪有時兩個大人會相遇，對吧？

970
00:54:18,276 --> 00:54:19,318
‪然後墜入情網

971
00:54:19,819 --> 00:54:21,696
‪而且都近視

972
00:54:22,363 --> 00:54:25,324
‪擁有那個共通點和美妙的情感交流

973
00:54:25,408 --> 00:54:27,576
‪他們會一起在公園長時間散步

974
00:54:27,660 --> 00:54:29,662
‪你會找到那個命中注定的人

975
00:54:30,538 --> 00:54:34,625
‪可是他們有一天會心胸狹窄
‪踹你一腳

976
00:54:35,251 --> 00:54:37,378
‪-就只因為你睡覺會打呼
‪-你在講什麼？

977
00:54:37,461 --> 00:54:39,880
‪你只好睡地板，慘不忍睹

978
00:54:39,964 --> 00:54:41,090
‪-什麼？
‪-地毯刮傷手臂

979
00:54:41,173 --> 00:54:42,633
‪夠了！

980
00:54:42,717 --> 00:54:44,176
‪-還不夠，好嗎？
‪-夠了

981
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:46,637
‪你不知道自己是否會遇到命定的人

982
00:54:46,721 --> 00:54:48,723
‪你指的是你自己吧…

983
00:54:48,806 --> 00:54:50,433
‪妳知道他講的是他自己吧？

984
00:54:50,516 --> 00:54:54,895
‪我知道
‪但如果他們彼此喜歡，後來變調

985
00:54:54,979 --> 00:54:58,858
‪就不能又喜歡上彼此嗎？
‪那樣不是很有趣嗎？

986
00:55:00,151 --> 00:55:01,986
‪-是啊，麥蒂
‪-真有深意

987
00:55:02,570 --> 00:55:05,072
‪跟我擊掌，順便抱一下，過來

988
00:55:05,156 --> 00:55:07,158
‪妳好聰明，簡直是天才

989
00:55:07,241 --> 00:55:09,410
‪我得反覆咀嚼妳剛剛那番話

990
00:55:09,493 --> 00:55:12,496
‪不要酸她，我要…妳真的很聰明

991
00:55:12,580 --> 00:55:14,415
‪那絕對不是遺傳到妳爸

992
00:55:16,584 --> 00:55:18,169
‪妳為什麼穿男生的長褲？

993
00:55:18,252 --> 00:55:20,212
‪好，別走散，不准用跑的

994
00:55:20,296 --> 00:55:22,298
‪麥蒂，妳是男生嗎？

995
00:55:22,381 --> 00:55:23,466
‪還是女生？

996
00:55:23,549 --> 00:55:24,717
‪閉嘴啦，笨蛋！

997
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:25,801
‪麥德琳！

998
00:55:27,428 --> 00:55:28,846
‪我不懂妳的意思

999
00:55:28,929 --> 00:55:30,431
‪那個孩子在取笑她

1000
00:55:30,514 --> 00:55:32,391
‪妳應該找那個孩子的爸媽談吧

1001
00:55:32,475 --> 00:55:33,309
‪談過了

1002
00:55:33,392 --> 00:55:37,355
‪但他取笑她是因為
‪只有她一個女生穿長褲

1003
00:55:37,980 --> 00:55:41,359
‪如果男生想穿裙子來上學怎麼辦？

1004
00:55:42,443 --> 00:55:45,196
‪別人管不著，都什麼年代了

1005
00:55:45,279 --> 00:55:49,867
‪洛格林先生，麥德琳在唸幼稚園
‪她沒有媽媽可以當榜樣

1006
00:55:49,950 --> 00:55:54,372
‪我很清楚我女兒有什麼缺憾

1007
00:55:55,706 --> 00:55:59,752
‪你至少得讓她知道她也可以穿女裝

1008
00:56:00,586 --> 00:56:03,339
‪我只是不懂為什麼修女態度這麼強硬

1009
00:56:04,215 --> 00:56:05,257
‪妳幹嘛那麼強硬？

1010
00:56:05,341 --> 00:56:10,137
‪接受修女訓練時發生了什麼事
‪讓妳們這麼嚴格？

1011
00:56:12,515 --> 00:56:15,935
‪我不說了，我可不想被天打雷劈

1012
00:56:16,018 --> 00:56:17,520
‪好，妳看，麥蒂

1013
00:56:17,603 --> 00:56:18,979
‪這幾件呢？

1014
00:56:19,605 --> 00:56:22,024
‪不要，我要這件

1015
00:56:22,650 --> 00:56:24,193
‪-妳要那件？
‪-對

1016
00:56:27,613 --> 00:56:29,698
‪好吧，如果妳要的話

1017
00:56:30,866 --> 00:56:31,867
‪你要出門？

1018
00:56:31,951 --> 00:56:36,705
‪對，蘿絲會過來，爸爸要出門

1019
00:56:37,790 --> 00:56:39,458
‪跟奧斯卡一起

1020
00:56:39,959 --> 00:56:41,377
‪不，不是奧斯卡

1021
00:56:41,877 --> 00:56:43,421
‪跟喬登一起？

1022
00:56:43,504 --> 00:56:45,089
‪不對，不是跟喬登

1023
00:56:45,589 --> 00:56:46,674
‪是一位女士？

1024
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,051
‪對，是一位女士

1025
00:56:49,844 --> 00:56:50,928
‪妳會介意嗎？

1026
00:56:51,011 --> 00:56:53,180
‪-你會介意嗎？
‪-我先問妳的

1027
00:56:53,264 --> 00:56:55,599
‪是學校的凱瑟琳修女嗎？

1028
00:56:56,100 --> 00:56:59,186
‪不對，不是學校的凱瑟琳修女

1029
00:56:59,270 --> 00:57:00,980
‪那就沒關係，是誰？

1030
00:57:01,063 --> 00:57:02,857
‪是在那場生日派對認識的女性朋友

1031
00:57:07,987 --> 00:57:08,988
‪妳知道嗎？

1032
00:57:09,572 --> 00:57:11,198
‪我有個驚喜要給妳

1033
00:57:11,991 --> 00:57:15,453
‪我本來想等妳長大
‪這是媽咪的珠寶盒

1034
00:57:15,536 --> 00:57:19,498
‪請妳從裡面選出只有妳能戴的東西

1035
00:57:19,582 --> 00:57:22,710
‪-任選？
‪-隨便妳選

1036
00:57:25,796 --> 00:57:26,797
‪這條

1037
00:57:30,342 --> 00:57:31,218
‪好漂亮

1038
00:57:32,428 --> 00:57:33,471
‪我喜歡這條

1039
00:57:41,353 --> 00:57:42,855
‪選得好

1040
00:57:45,357 --> 00:57:46,901
‪選得真好

1041
00:57:49,487 --> 00:57:50,905
‪我幫妳戴上

1042
00:57:56,535 --> 00:57:58,287
‪媽咪在裡面嗎？

1043
00:57:59,622 --> 00:58:02,833
‪對，她在裡面
‪她在妳體內，也在我體內

1044
00:58:02,917 --> 00:58:04,126
‪她在…

1045
00:58:06,295 --> 00:58:08,005
‪受過她影響的人體內

1046
00:58:10,299 --> 00:58:12,051
‪-所以…
‪-她有什麼反應？

1047
00:58:12,134 --> 00:58:15,763
‪她說她媽是因為DNA
‪才會存在於她體內

1048
00:58:16,263 --> 00:58:18,599
‪-什麼？
‪-對，那是…我句句屬實

1049
00:58:18,682 --> 00:58:20,226
‪難不成她是天才嗎？

1050
00:58:20,309 --> 00:58:23,604
‪妳知道這是什麼情況？
‪麥蒂很有好奇心

1051
00:58:23,687 --> 00:58:25,189
‪我帶她去看木乃伊展…

1052
00:58:25,272 --> 00:58:30,152
‪展覽提到DNA，所以我解釋給她聽

1053
00:58:30,236 --> 00:58:32,196
‪我這麼做的時候，她就…

1054
00:58:33,447 --> 00:58:34,281
‪怎麼了？

1055
00:58:34,990 --> 00:58:38,118
‪我只是很訝異你還沒名草有主

1056
00:58:38,202 --> 00:58:40,371
‪兒童樂園裡一堆性感的單親媽媽

1057
00:58:40,454 --> 00:58:41,830
‪別鬧我了，夠了

1058
00:58:41,914 --> 00:58:44,625
‪單親一點也不性感

1059
00:58:44,708 --> 00:58:48,837
‪我們過度勞累，睡不飽
‪被孩子吐了一身…

1060
00:58:48,921 --> 00:58:50,214
‪-很性感啊
‪-很性感？

1061
00:58:50,297 --> 00:58:51,840
‪-很性感
‪-這些都很性感？

1062
00:58:52,341 --> 00:58:53,926
‪妳真風趣

1063
00:58:54,009 --> 00:58:55,302
‪你只是經歷了風風雨雨

1064
00:58:56,387 --> 00:58:57,304
‪你跟麥蒂

1065
00:58:57,388 --> 00:58:58,806
‪我們的確經歷了風風雨雨

1066
00:58:59,598 --> 00:59:01,934
‪但我們沒事，我們…

1067
00:59:04,687 --> 00:59:07,565
‪我們只能靠自己，但我們過得很好

1068
00:59:07,648 --> 00:59:09,233
‪我懂

1069
00:59:09,775 --> 00:59:12,736
‪我靠自己，也過得很好
‪我喜歡目前的生活

1070
00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:13,654
‪是嗎？

1071
00:59:14,989 --> 00:59:18,659
‪你一定有個好榜樣
‪能教你怎麼當爸爸吧

1072
00:59:18,742 --> 00:59:21,078
‪我沒有

1073
00:59:21,662 --> 00:59:23,831
‪其實剛好相反

1074
00:59:24,373 --> 00:59:26,750
‪我爸讓我知道當爸爸該避免什麼

1075
00:59:30,838 --> 00:59:32,590
‪我要吻妳了，好嗎？

1076
00:59:33,799 --> 00:59:34,675
‪好

1077
00:59:35,676 --> 00:59:37,011
‪我想我準備好了

1078
00:59:38,178 --> 00:59:41,140
‪你喜歡我戴著還是拔掉假牙？

1079
00:59:41,223 --> 00:59:45,352
‪不用拔掉，以免我搞砸了
‪這樣我還能找藉口

1080
00:59:45,436 --> 00:59:46,437
‪好

1081
00:59:57,197 --> 01:00:01,368
‪你會介意我的名字叫莉琪嗎？

1082
01:00:03,579 --> 01:00:04,455
‪不會

1083
01:00:05,539 --> 01:00:07,499
‪妳要的話也可以改名

1084
01:00:08,167 --> 01:00:11,378
‪好，如果你想叫我

1085
01:00:12,087 --> 01:00:13,756
‪“殿下”之類的

1086
01:00:13,839 --> 01:00:16,550
‪或是如我媽原本要取的“陛下”

1087
01:00:16,634 --> 01:00:18,969
‪類似的名字都可以

1088
01:00:19,053 --> 01:00:20,721
‪好，知道了

1089
01:00:21,388 --> 01:00:22,431
‪漢克呢？

1090
01:00:24,933 --> 01:00:27,436
‪如果是…漢克呢？

1091
01:00:27,519 --> 01:00:28,354
‪為什麼？

1092
01:00:28,437 --> 01:00:30,522
‪-妳說隨便我叫
‪-好吧

1093
01:00:30,606 --> 01:00:32,524
‪-好嗎？
‪-好吧，試試看

1094
01:00:32,608 --> 01:00:35,736
‪-現在就來試試看吧
‪-一言為定？試試看吧

1095
01:00:35,819 --> 01:00:38,197
‪去吧，安全回到家，漢克

1096
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:39,531
‪天啊

1097
01:00:40,741 --> 01:00:43,035
‪-謝謝妳讓我玩得很開心，漢克
‪-漢克！

1098
01:00:43,118 --> 01:00:44,870
‪-漢克！
‪-晚安

1099
01:00:44,953 --> 01:00:48,207
‪不要，好，別鬧了，夠了，謝謝

1100
01:00:48,707 --> 01:00:49,708
‪晚安

1101
01:00:57,883 --> 01:01:01,345
‪天啊

1102
01:01:04,098 --> 01:01:05,307
‪我回來了

1103
01:01:05,391 --> 01:01:06,308
‪你回來晚了

1104
01:01:06,392 --> 01:01:07,601
‪幹嘛說我回來晚了？

1105
01:01:07,685 --> 01:01:09,937
‪你跟蘿絲說你11點就會回到家

1106
01:01:10,020 --> 01:01:14,108
‪妳猜怎麼著？現在是11點13分

1107
01:01:14,191 --> 01:01:15,651
‪對，晚了

1108
01:01:15,734 --> 01:01:18,570
‪好吧，沒那麼晚，妳好，蘿絲

1109
01:01:18,654 --> 01:01:20,322
‪我發誓我送她去睡覺了

1110
01:01:20,406 --> 01:01:21,323
‪是嗎？

1111
01:01:21,407 --> 01:01:23,826
‪妳打算怎麼做？
‪因為我回來晚了就禁我足？

1112
01:01:23,909 --> 01:01:28,372
‪妳打算這麼做？
‪因為爸爸回來晚了就禁他足？

1113
01:01:28,455 --> 01:01:29,998
‪-很好
‪-就是這樣

1114
01:01:30,082 --> 01:01:31,333
‪-很好
‪-鞋帶綁好了嗎？

1115
01:01:31,417 --> 01:01:32,918
‪-我覺得他鞋帶沒綁
‪-妳好

1116
01:01:33,001 --> 01:01:34,336
‪-妳好，麥蒂
‪-爸爸呢？

1117
01:01:35,212 --> 01:01:36,338
‪這個嘛…

1118
01:01:37,005 --> 01:01:39,967
‪對，妳爸得加班

1119
01:01:40,050 --> 01:01:42,678
‪但我們想來看妳踢球

1120
01:01:42,761 --> 01:01:45,556
‪之後再去吃冰淇淋

1121
01:01:45,639 --> 01:01:48,475
‪因為他沒有跟任何人出去玩

1122
01:01:48,559 --> 01:01:50,811
‪我所言屬實

1123
01:02:07,494 --> 01:02:09,246
‪我會詳述本公司的軟體

1124
01:02:09,329 --> 01:02:11,957
‪如何幫你們重新設計
‪新購物中心的每個層面

1125
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:15,127
‪你們得注意…怎麼回事？別鬧了

1126
01:02:16,003 --> 01:02:17,546
‪抱歉，今天是帶孩子上班日

1127
01:02:17,629 --> 01:02:18,672
‪所以你們可以想像…

1128
01:02:18,756 --> 01:02:20,299
‪-才不是
‪-明明就是

1129
01:02:20,382 --> 01:02:23,969
‪-出去玩吧
‪-不行，等等，夠了，麥蒂，別鬧了

1130
01:02:25,262 --> 01:02:26,597
‪我們…

1131
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:30,559
‪你的鑰匙在這裡，我要丟出窗外囉

1132
01:02:30,642 --> 01:02:32,519
‪放下我的鑰匙，等等，放下我的鑰…

1133
01:02:32,603 --> 01:02:34,855
‪鑰匙拿來，住手，妳在幹嘛？妳…

1134
01:02:34,938 --> 01:02:37,900
‪-妳最愛哪部片？
‪-《女友禮拜五》

1135
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:39,985
‪好，那部片很好看

1136
01:02:41,487 --> 01:02:42,780
‪《育嬰奇譚》

1137
01:02:44,031 --> 01:02:48,118
‪我來想想最近的片
‪不要都是1940年代之前的電影

1138
01:02:48,202 --> 01:02:49,036
‪問我最愛的電影

1139
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:52,956
‪-你最喜歡哪部電影？
‪-《黑色炫風》

1140
01:02:57,336 --> 01:03:01,298
‪爸！

1141
01:03:01,381 --> 01:03:02,216
‪那是什麼？

1142
01:03:03,801 --> 01:03:06,011
‪我是說真的，我以為窗戶上有東西

1143
01:03:06,094 --> 01:03:08,263
‪少來，我不會再被你騙了

1144
01:03:08,347 --> 01:03:10,307
‪我以為窗戶上有東西

1145
01:03:10,390 --> 01:03:11,892
‪我才不會騙妳，好嗎？

1146
01:03:16,355 --> 01:03:20,484
‪你的襯衫沾到鼻屎了，快脫掉

1147
01:03:21,693 --> 01:03:23,153
‪快脫掉

1148
01:03:25,989 --> 01:03:29,201
‪吃飯之前，我有重要的事要告訴妳

1149
01:03:29,701 --> 01:03:32,120
‪-好
‪-我週六晚上得出門

1150
01:03:32,204 --> 01:03:34,998
‪但珍妮佛的媽媽說
‪妳可以在他們家過夜

1151
01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:38,168
‪我為什麼不能跟你一起去？

1152
01:03:38,252 --> 01:03:41,296
‪妳不能一起去的原因之一
‪是因為我要做大人會做的事

1153
01:03:42,297 --> 01:03:43,423
‪-好嗎？
‪-好

1154
01:03:43,507 --> 01:03:44,466
‪-好嗎？
‪-好

1155
01:03:44,550 --> 01:03:46,802
‪好，寶貝，該睡覺了

1156
01:03:46,885 --> 01:03:48,595
‪妳要穿著拖鞋睡覺嗎？

1157
01:03:49,388 --> 01:03:50,889
‪應該脫掉才對

1158
01:03:52,683 --> 01:03:54,059
‪好，躺上去

1159
01:03:59,773 --> 01:04:02,317
‪好，晚安，寶貝

1160
01:04:04,778 --> 01:04:06,989
‪晚安，親愛的，媽媽愛妳

1161
01:04:11,076 --> 01:04:12,160
‪晚安，麥蒂

1162
01:04:18,959 --> 01:04:20,752
‪要不要回我家？

1163
01:04:21,795 --> 01:04:23,046
‪為什麼？打撲克牌？

1164
01:04:23,797 --> 01:04:25,507
‪我不會打撲克牌

1165
01:04:26,008 --> 01:04:28,552
‪我想做的事更有趣

1166
01:04:29,261 --> 01:04:30,095
‪天啊

1167
01:04:31,430 --> 01:04:32,556
‪是扭扭樂嗎？

1168
01:04:33,056 --> 01:04:34,433
‪是一種扭扭樂

1169
01:04:34,516 --> 01:04:36,810
‪好吧

1170
01:04:37,561 --> 01:04:40,564
‪既然我知道了，我就老實說吧

1171
01:04:40,647 --> 01:04:41,857
‪好

1172
01:04:43,108 --> 01:04:45,068
‪我只想確保我…

1173
01:04:46,820 --> 01:04:48,572
‪-我會把麥蒂擺…
‪-第一

1174
01:04:48,655 --> 01:04:51,033
‪-對，她必須是…
‪-我知道

1175
01:04:51,116 --> 01:04:52,326
‪第一優先

1176
01:04:53,493 --> 01:04:55,078
‪-我懂
‪-那是…

1177
01:04:55,162 --> 01:04:56,496
‪我真的懂

1178
01:04:56,580 --> 01:04:57,623
‪好

1179
01:04:58,457 --> 01:05:00,167
‪這就是我欣賞你的原因之一

1180
01:05:01,585 --> 01:05:02,461
‪那…

1181
01:05:03,754 --> 01:05:07,549
‪或許我該教妳怎麼打撲克牌

1182
01:05:12,137 --> 01:05:14,932
‪（歡迎來到嘉年華會
‪在本市盛大展開）

1183
01:05:15,015 --> 01:05:18,143
‪天啊！這太棒了

1184
01:05:18,226 --> 01:05:21,688
‪就是啊，一定很好玩

1185
01:05:30,238 --> 01:05:32,324
‪（瘋狂衝浪）

1186
01:05:34,534 --> 01:05:36,036
‪老兄，趕快停下來

1187
01:05:36,787 --> 01:05:37,621
‪夠了喔

1188
01:05:37,704 --> 01:05:39,581
‪慢一點…

1189
01:05:42,042 --> 01:05:43,835
‪這裡太吵了

1190
01:05:45,879 --> 01:05:48,382
‪-妳還好嗎，麥蒂？
‪-沒事

1191
01:05:48,465 --> 01:05:49,508
‪是嗎？

1192
01:05:50,008 --> 01:05:51,093
‪是嗎？

1193
01:05:51,885 --> 01:05:54,262
‪嘿！音效得轉…

1194
01:05:54,930 --> 01:05:56,098
‪太吵了

1195
01:05:57,391 --> 01:05:58,350
‪快點，跟緊一點

1196
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:03,105
‪爸！你居然打小丑！

1197
01:06:03,188 --> 01:06:04,481
‪天啊

1198
01:06:05,065 --> 01:06:06,692
‪他沒事，麥蒂

1199
01:06:07,359 --> 01:06:08,568
‪沒錯

1200
01:06:08,652 --> 01:06:09,987
‪-謝謝
‪-謝謝

1201
01:06:10,070 --> 01:06:12,114
‪快點，跟我牽手，親愛的

1202
01:06:12,906 --> 01:06:14,408
‪今天很美好吧

1203
01:06:15,409 --> 01:06:16,576
‪是有史以來最棒的一天

1204
01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:19,079
‪我覺得什麼都無法破壞這麼棒的一天

1205
01:06:19,162 --> 01:06:21,164
‪-太完美了
‪-對，好好玩

1206
01:06:21,248 --> 01:06:25,335
‪對，我有事想跟妳說
‪可以跟妳談一談嗎？

1207
01:06:25,419 --> 01:06:26,795
‪-可以
‪-那麼…

1208
01:06:27,838 --> 01:06:33,760
‪我想介紹妳認識我來往一陣子的對象

1209
01:06:34,302 --> 01:06:37,097
‪類似我的一個朋友…

1210
01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:42,019
‪是我的交往對象
‪我跟一個朋友在交往

1211
01:06:42,978 --> 01:06:45,605
‪我跟對方來往一陣子了

1212
01:06:45,689 --> 01:06:49,901
‪但我想妳應該會喜歡她

1213
01:06:49,985 --> 01:06:51,028
‪-爸爸？
‪-什麼事

1214
01:06:51,611 --> 01:06:52,946
‪我可以吃棒棒糖嗎？

1215
01:06:53,030 --> 01:06:56,158
‪當然可以，再去買點好吃的吧

1216
01:06:56,241 --> 01:06:57,743
‪再買點糖果，好嗎？

1217
01:06:57,826 --> 01:07:00,454
‪也許外帶一份，我們可以把事情談完

1218
01:07:00,537 --> 01:07:02,664
‪好吧，但我不想跟任何人見面

1219
01:07:10,547 --> 01:07:12,132
‪過來，麥蒂

1220
01:07:12,215 --> 01:07:14,051
‪-快來
‪-什麼？

1221
01:07:14,134 --> 01:07:15,218
‪-妳好
‪-你好

1222
01:07:15,802 --> 01:07:17,179
‪-妳好嗎？
‪-很好，你好嗎？

1223
01:07:17,262 --> 01:07:20,474
‪很好，麥蒂，這是莉琪

1224
01:07:20,557 --> 01:07:27,355
‪妳好，妳可以叫我“天鵝”
‪“老兄”或“笨笨”

1225
01:07:28,482 --> 01:07:31,943
‪妳們想去參加茶會嗎？要去嗎？

1226
01:07:33,653 --> 01:07:34,488
‪不想？

1227
01:07:34,571 --> 01:07:38,241
‪聽說他們15分鐘後
‪就會把茶放進水裡，可能很有趣

1228
01:07:38,325 --> 01:07:40,202
‪對，我也拿不定主意

1229
01:07:41,036 --> 01:07:45,082
‪我聽說一間兒童博物館
‪有很酷的蜘蛛展

1230
01:07:45,165 --> 01:07:45,999
‪要去嗎？

1231
01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:49,377
‪-我喜歡狼蛛，可是我們去過了
‪-對

1232
01:07:49,461 --> 01:07:51,588
‪好吧，那我們就隨興吧

1233
01:07:51,671 --> 01:07:52,589
‪-好
‪-好嗎？

1234
01:07:52,672 --> 01:07:54,382
‪-隨興吧，天鵝
‪-隨興吧

1235
01:07:54,466 --> 01:07:56,426
‪這樣不錯耶，妳們…

1236
01:07:56,510 --> 01:07:59,304
‪-對吧？太酷了，時機還沒到
‪-你們看那邊

1237
01:08:13,151 --> 01:08:14,861
‪太棒了！

1238
01:08:16,029 --> 01:08:18,365
‪船來的時候，就對他們招手

1239
01:08:18,448 --> 01:08:20,700
‪準備好了嗎？對他們招手，就是這樣

1240
01:08:20,784 --> 01:08:22,035
‪看到了嗎？

1241
01:08:22,119 --> 01:08:23,370
‪看到那有多酷了嗎？

1242
01:08:23,453 --> 01:08:24,287
‪是啊

1243
01:08:24,371 --> 01:08:27,499
‪我小時候都會跟這些鴨子玩

1244
01:08:28,291 --> 01:08:29,334
‪你好，比利

1245
01:08:30,001 --> 01:08:30,919
‪你好，比爾

1246
01:08:31,002 --> 01:08:33,797
‪-妳最愛那隻
‪-妳好，莉莉

1247
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:39,052
‪鴨鴨…妳當鬼

1248
01:08:39,136 --> 01:08:41,138
‪我的天，天啊…

1249
01:08:43,890 --> 01:08:44,933
‪我來獨奏

1250
01:08:48,645 --> 01:08:53,150
‪獨奏，好耶

1251
01:08:53,233 --> 01:08:54,818
‪妳想畫城堡嗎？

1252
01:08:54,901 --> 01:08:56,319
‪-對
‪-什麼顏色的？

1253
01:08:57,362 --> 01:08:58,655
‪紫色和黑色

1254
01:08:59,698 --> 01:09:01,116
‪還有藍色

1255
01:09:01,199 --> 01:09:02,284
‪那樣很好

1256
01:09:02,784 --> 01:09:04,244
‪在中間

1257
01:09:04,327 --> 01:09:07,414
‪可以加點火焰之類的…

1258
01:09:07,497 --> 01:09:09,040
‪-沒錯
‪-妳知道吧？

1259
01:09:10,041 --> 01:09:10,876
‪好酷

1260
01:09:10,959 --> 01:09:12,419
‪-你好
‪-妳好，天鵝

1261
01:09:14,421 --> 01:09:17,883
‪-你喜歡嗎？
‪-對，好特別

1262
01:09:17,966 --> 01:09:19,718
‪麥蒂，恐怕不能再繼續這樣下去了

1263
01:09:19,801 --> 01:09:20,844
‪為什麼不行？

1264
01:09:20,927 --> 01:09:23,430
‪因為那是牆壁

1265
01:09:23,513 --> 01:09:26,057
‪我們家不適合在牆壁作畫

1266
01:09:26,141 --> 01:09:28,059
‪外婆的房子

1267
01:09:28,143 --> 01:09:31,646
‪那些牆壁才適合寫字，因為是全白的

1268
01:09:31,730 --> 01:09:33,690
‪妳最近要去外婆家嗎？

1269
01:09:33,773 --> 01:09:36,484
‪-對，她過生日
‪-好極了

1270
01:09:37,194 --> 01:09:38,695
‪天鵝還在這裡嗎？

1271
01:09:38,778 --> 01:09:40,864
‪對，她事實上在走廊

1272
01:09:40,947 --> 01:09:43,158
‪-她會待在這裡嗎？
‪-今晚不會

1273
01:09:43,700 --> 01:09:45,702
‪她想進來跟妳道晚安，好嗎？

1274
01:09:46,203 --> 01:09:47,037
‪好嗎？

1275
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:47,954
‪天鵝？

1276
01:09:50,707 --> 01:09:51,958
‪妳好，麥蒂

1277
01:09:52,042 --> 01:09:54,294
‪我今天很愉快，妳玩得開心嗎？

1278
01:09:54,794 --> 01:09:55,629
‪-對
‪-很好

1279
01:09:55,712 --> 01:09:58,882
‪她睡在這裡的時候會跟你同床嗎？

1280
01:10:00,508 --> 01:10:02,469
‪好噁心！

1281
01:10:02,969 --> 01:10:05,388
‪-不，我覺得很噁心
‪-好噁心

1282
01:10:05,472 --> 01:10:09,059
‪對，噁心死了，她會去睡浴缸

1283
01:10:10,310 --> 01:10:11,853
‪妳要的話可以跟我借枕頭

1284
01:10:11,937 --> 01:10:14,564
‪太好了，那樣會比較舒服

1285
01:10:14,648 --> 01:10:16,149
‪-好慷慨
‪-是啊

1286
01:10:16,233 --> 01:10:17,567
‪學著點

1287
01:10:18,235 --> 01:10:21,196
‪-晚安，麥蒂
‪-晚安，休息吧

1288
01:10:22,614 --> 01:10:24,532
‪你忘記兩個吻了

1289
01:10:28,286 --> 01:10:29,454
‪我差點忘了

1290
01:10:30,288 --> 01:10:34,000
‪我親一下，也代替媽咪用力親一下

1291
01:10:34,501 --> 01:10:35,335
‪我愛妳

1292
01:10:35,961 --> 01:10:37,212
‪睡吧

1293
01:10:47,013 --> 01:10:47,973
‪你還好嗎？

1294
01:10:48,807 --> 01:10:50,725
‪不是，我只是忘了一件事

1295
01:10:51,226 --> 01:10:53,019
‪我有點自責

1296
01:10:54,229 --> 01:10:56,648
‪謝謝，妳今天陪得她很開心

1297
01:10:57,232 --> 01:10:58,149
‪拜託

1298
01:10:58,233 --> 01:11:00,944
‪一點也不難，麥蒂是個很棒的孩子

1299
01:11:03,947 --> 01:11:08,952
‪或許明天早上送麥蒂去上學後
‪你可以來我家？

1300
01:11:09,869 --> 01:11:12,414
‪帶杯拿鐵來給我
‪你說不定會性福滿滿喔

1301
01:11:13,999 --> 01:11:14,916
‪好

1302
01:11:18,461 --> 01:11:20,088
‪-洛格林先生
‪-我得走了

1303
01:11:20,171 --> 01:11:21,589
‪我遲到很久了，很抱歉

1304
01:11:38,315 --> 01:11:42,152
‪本校的校規規定
‪所有女學生都得穿裙子

1305
01:11:42,235 --> 01:11:44,821
‪規定？我們才不需要什麼爛規定

1306
01:11:44,904 --> 01:11:46,364
‪我爸是這麼說的

1307
01:11:46,448 --> 01:11:48,950
‪好吧，妳剛被本校錄取時

1308
01:11:49,034 --> 01:11:51,202
‪妳爸簽了一份文件

1309
01:11:51,286 --> 01:11:53,288
‪他同意遵守校規

1310
01:11:55,373 --> 01:11:57,417
‪凱瑟琳修女希望妳遵守校規

1311
01:11:57,500 --> 01:11:59,794
‪從今天開始穿這件裙子

1312
01:12:19,356 --> 01:12:20,523
‪那是男生的內褲嗎？

1313
01:12:21,358 --> 01:12:23,360
‪麥蒂穿男生的內褲，大家快來看

1314
01:12:23,443 --> 01:12:25,737
‪-麥蒂穿男生的內褲
‪-男生的內褲

1315
01:12:25,820 --> 01:12:27,280
‪妳看，男孩的內褲

1316
01:12:27,364 --> 01:12:29,157
‪-男生的內褲
‪-閉嘴，戴倫

1317
01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:31,576
‪-妳才閉嘴
‪-我警告你，戴倫

1318
01:12:31,659 --> 01:12:33,119
‪-男生的內褲
‪-男生的內褲

1319
01:12:33,203 --> 01:12:34,162
‪砲彈來也！

1320
01:12:43,546 --> 01:12:46,049
‪我要找爸爸

1321
01:13:00,355 --> 01:13:01,231
‪爸爸呢？

1322
01:13:01,731 --> 01:13:03,525
‪我們還在聯絡他

1323
01:13:07,028 --> 01:13:08,988
‪（19通聖若瑟學校未接來電）

1324
01:13:20,458 --> 01:13:21,501
‪麥蒂洛格林？

1325
01:13:22,043 --> 01:13:22,961
‪謝謝

1326
01:13:23,837 --> 01:13:25,839
‪麥蒂？

1327
01:13:25,922 --> 01:13:27,340
‪-爸爸！
‪-麥蒂

1328
01:13:27,424 --> 01:13:30,135
‪天啊，麥蒂

1329
01:13:30,218 --> 01:13:32,971
‪妳好，寶貝

1330
01:13:33,054 --> 01:13:34,431
‪讓我看看

1331
01:13:34,514 --> 01:13:36,599
‪-洛格林先生，我…
‪-拜託

1332
01:13:37,392 --> 01:13:38,518
‪妳好嗎？

1333
01:13:39,394 --> 01:13:40,395
‪對不起，爸爸

1334
01:13:40,478 --> 01:13:41,479
‪什麼？

1335
01:13:41,563 --> 01:13:43,064
‪妳跟我說對不起？不用

1336
01:13:43,148 --> 01:13:46,401
‪妳不必道歉
‪是爸爸，爸爸才需要道歉

1337
01:13:46,484 --> 01:13:48,236
‪好，來，我們走吧

1338
01:13:48,319 --> 01:13:49,946
‪先生，等一下

1339
01:13:50,029 --> 01:13:52,115
‪-不要
‪-等等，先生，她需要縫合

1340
01:13:52,866 --> 01:13:53,950
‪聽我說

1341
01:13:54,033 --> 01:13:56,995
‪我們不要在這裡接受治療
‪因為你們的醫術有問題

1342
01:13:57,078 --> 01:13:59,414
‪我有經驗，不用了，走吧

1343
01:13:59,497 --> 01:14:02,500
‪如果不縫合，她會留下很明顯的疤痕

1344
01:14:13,178 --> 01:14:14,179
‪看著我

1345
01:14:16,181 --> 01:14:17,515
‪妳好堅強

1346
01:14:18,516 --> 01:14:21,102
‪妳是個很堅強的小女孩，好吧？

1347
01:14:22,312 --> 01:14:23,146
‪我以妳為榮

1348
01:14:23,938 --> 01:14:25,440
‪猜猜還有誰以妳為榮？

1349
01:14:26,191 --> 01:14:28,443
‪媽媽現在會以妳為榮

1350
01:14:29,277 --> 01:14:31,029
‪我們要去縫合，好嗎？

1351
01:14:32,197 --> 01:14:33,865
‪捏我的手，就是這樣

1352
01:14:34,782 --> 01:14:35,658
‪就是這樣

1353
01:14:39,579 --> 01:14:40,705
‪做得好，麥蒂

1354
01:14:43,458 --> 01:14:44,542
‪妳做得很好

1355
01:14:47,879 --> 01:14:49,297
‪-你好
‪-妳好

1356
01:14:49,380 --> 01:14:51,216
‪我打了好幾通電話給你，她還好嗎？

1357
01:14:52,175 --> 01:14:53,134
‪沒事…

1358
01:14:55,178 --> 01:14:56,221
‪很抱歉我沒接

1359
01:14:56,304 --> 01:14:59,516
‪我只是很自責
‪因為我覺得我應該更早過去的

1360
01:15:00,517 --> 01:15:02,769
‪你不能自責，那只是意外

1361
01:15:02,852 --> 01:15:03,770
‪我其實可以

1362
01:15:04,896 --> 01:15:07,482
‪我可以自責，因為我不在場

1363
01:15:07,565 --> 01:15:09,943
‪她會出什麼事很難說
‪原本可能會失明

1364
01:15:10,026 --> 01:15:10,985
‪她沒有

1365
01:15:11,069 --> 01:15:12,737
‪-她原本有可能
‪-可是她沒有

1366
01:15:15,782 --> 01:15:20,078
‪我可以去看看她嗎？
‪我帶了這個來給她

1367
01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:23,039
‪妳真好

1368
01:15:24,457 --> 01:15:25,833
‪我想她睡著了

1369
01:15:28,836 --> 01:15:31,548
‪我只是覺得她現在還沒準備好

1370
01:15:34,259 --> 01:15:37,303
‪-準備好接受什麼？
‪-這個，她還沒準備好接受…

1371
01:15:38,429 --> 01:15:39,472
‪這段關係

1372
01:15:39,556 --> 01:15:41,140
‪沒準備好的人是她還是你？

1373
01:15:41,224 --> 01:15:45,061
‪天鵝，我今天去的那間醫院

1374
01:15:46,563 --> 01:15:48,856
‪就是莉茲過世的醫院

1375
01:15:49,440 --> 01:15:53,611
‪還好我今天及時趕到
‪能握著她的手，給她支持

1376
01:15:55,113 --> 01:15:57,615
‪因為莉茲的情況不同，莉茲過世時

1377
01:15:58,116 --> 01:16:00,785
‪我根本沒有機會握著她的手
‪他們把我趕到病房外面

1378
01:16:02,495 --> 01:16:07,250
‪他們把我趕到病房外面
‪等我回去，她已經死了

1379
01:16:10,128 --> 01:16:13,798
‪她死了，口中還插了一根管子

1380
01:16:18,011 --> 01:16:18,886
‪馬修

1381
01:16:19,804 --> 01:16:21,806
‪很遺憾你發生了這種遭遇

1382
01:16:21,889 --> 01:16:23,266
‪不是發生在我身上

1383
01:16:24,726 --> 01:16:25,852
‪這就是問題所在

1384
01:16:26,561 --> 01:16:29,606
‪不是發生在我身上

1385
01:16:30,356 --> 01:16:32,734
‪-好
‪-所以不要同情我

1386
01:16:33,276 --> 01:16:37,238
‪好，我先走了

1387
01:16:38,531 --> 01:16:40,325
‪請告訴麥蒂我愛她

1388
01:16:53,713 --> 01:16:55,089
‪怎麼了？

1389
01:16:55,173 --> 01:16:57,050
‪我找不到媽媽的項鍊

1390
01:16:57,634 --> 01:17:00,136
‪找不到是什麼意思？妳隨便亂放嗎？

1391
01:17:00,219 --> 01:17:01,346
‪我不記得了

1392
01:17:02,263 --> 01:17:04,015
‪麥蒂，不記得是什麼意思？

1393
01:17:04,098 --> 01:17:06,934
‪-妳覺得是在遊樂場時掉了？
‪-也許吧

1394
01:17:07,894 --> 01:17:09,604
‪好吧，好，聽我說

1395
01:17:10,104 --> 01:17:12,231
‪會出現的，好嗎？

1396
01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:16,402
‪-我要派你去克羅埃西亞
‪-克羅埃西亞？

1397
01:17:16,486 --> 01:17:17,654
‪一個月而已

1398
01:17:17,737 --> 01:17:19,447
‪只是要去那裡設分公司

1399
01:17:19,530 --> 01:17:20,865
‪何不派奧斯卡去？

1400
01:17:20,948 --> 01:17:22,950
‪他太太是克羅埃西亞人
‪他會說當地語言

1401
01:17:23,034 --> 01:17:24,077
‪-是嗎？
‪-是啊

1402
01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:26,663
‪我不在乎，我要派你去，我信任你

1403
01:17:26,746 --> 01:17:28,122
‪霍華德，這難度很高

1404
01:17:28,206 --> 01:17:29,123
‪太為難我了

1405
01:17:29,207 --> 01:17:32,085
‪我不確定我能否
‪離開麥蒂一個多月，我沒辦法…

1406
01:17:32,168 --> 01:17:33,461
‪這是個機會

1407
01:17:33,544 --> 01:17:35,171
‪大學學費越來越貴了

1408
01:17:35,254 --> 01:17:37,131
‪大學學費？我只想先過完眼前這一週

1409
01:17:37,215 --> 01:17:40,426
‪對，當爸媽都是這樣，你考慮一下

1410
01:17:41,010 --> 01:17:42,053
‪我不需要…

1411
01:17:47,350 --> 01:17:49,686
‪對，我應該開始出差了

1412
01:17:49,769 --> 01:17:52,814
‪我只是有點猶豫要不要離開她那麼久

1413
01:17:52,897 --> 01:17:55,316
‪這只不過是出差生活剛開始而已

1414
01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:57,777
‪歡迎來到工作與家庭兩難的世界

1415
01:17:58,277 --> 01:17:59,737
‪那是爸爸的專長

1416
01:18:06,411 --> 01:18:08,204
‪天鵝會來明尼蘇達嗎？

1417
01:18:11,249 --> 01:18:13,501
‪我想我們不會再見到天鵝了

1418
01:18:14,085 --> 01:18:14,919
‪為什麼不會？

1419
01:18:15,002 --> 01:18:17,338
‪因為我和天鵝分手了

1420
01:18:17,422 --> 01:18:19,966
‪什麼？你沒先跟我討論

1421
01:18:20,049 --> 01:18:22,760
‪我沒有先跟妳討論
‪是因為我不需要妳同意

1422
01:18:22,844 --> 01:18:24,637
‪快打給她，想辦法挽回

1423
01:18:24,721 --> 01:18:26,097
‪不行，沒這麼簡單

1424
01:18:26,180 --> 01:18:27,140
‪那就想辦法搞定

1425
01:18:27,223 --> 01:18:30,268
‪夠了，妳在逼我
‪真不知道妳為什麼一副很在乎的樣子

1426
01:18:30,351 --> 01:18:31,894
‪妳不想見到她

1427
01:18:31,978 --> 01:18:34,480
‪對，但現在我認識她了
‪我們家需要更有人氣

1428
01:18:34,564 --> 01:18:37,400
‪-別人都有好多家人
‪-妳在說什麼？

1429
01:18:37,483 --> 01:18:38,818
‪我們家向來都只有我們兩個

1430
01:18:38,901 --> 01:18:40,778
‪很抱歉妳爸剛好是我

1431
01:18:40,862 --> 01:18:42,947
‪很抱歉我常陪妳，這就是妳要的？

1432
01:18:43,448 --> 01:18:44,782
‪又不是永遠都只有我們兩個

1433
01:18:44,866 --> 01:18:47,952
‪還有喬登跟奧斯卡
‪我們週日會打撲克牌

1434
01:18:48,035 --> 01:18:50,371
‪週日打撲克牌的時候天鵝不在

1435
01:18:50,455 --> 01:18:52,165
‪天鵝不會打撲克牌

1436
01:18:52,248 --> 01:18:53,207
‪我才不管！

1437
01:18:53,291 --> 01:18:57,253
‪我喜歡她，我也喜歡奶奶、外婆
‪跟麥克外公，可是我們很少見面

1438
01:18:57,336 --> 01:18:59,464
‪妳在說什麼？
‪不然我們現在要去哪裡？

1439
01:18:59,547 --> 01:19:03,342
‪為什麼每次有好事發生
‪最後都會被奪走？

1440
01:19:05,803 --> 01:19:07,472
‪我無法回答這個問題

1441
01:19:07,555 --> 01:19:10,099
‪我也無法回答其他妳想問的問題

1442
01:19:10,183 --> 01:19:11,559
‪不要再問個不停了

1443
01:19:11,642 --> 01:19:13,603
‪今天一整天跟整段航程

1444
01:19:13,686 --> 01:19:15,480
‪我都不會回答妳其他問題

1445
01:19:15,563 --> 01:19:17,815
‪聽到了嗎？提問時間結束

1446
01:19:17,899 --> 01:19:20,193
‪真是得寸進尺，自己拿行李

1447
01:19:20,943 --> 01:19:23,613
‪什麼？妳在對誰發脾氣？誰…

1448
01:19:23,696 --> 01:19:26,616
‪不要再跺腳了，我告訴妳

1449
01:19:27,241 --> 01:19:32,205
‪我們一定會玩得很開心
‪妳的表親在等妳，麥蒂

1450
01:19:32,288 --> 01:19:36,125
‪對，等妳看到妳的房間
‪妳一定會大吃一驚，超美的

1451
01:19:37,126 --> 01:19:38,586
‪沒錯，請進

1452
01:19:38,669 --> 01:19:40,713
‪妳的畫都掛在牆上了

1453
01:19:42,256 --> 01:19:43,382
‪太酷了

1454
01:19:44,258 --> 01:19:45,551
‪我喜歡拿出行李箱的東西

1455
01:19:46,135 --> 01:19:50,181
‪因為我不喜歡
‪行李箱裡的東西亂成一團

1456
01:19:50,264 --> 01:19:51,974
‪而且我什麼都找不到

1457
01:19:54,268 --> 01:19:55,895
‪我弄丟了媽咪的項鍊

1458
01:19:55,978 --> 01:19:58,439
‪對，妳爸爸跟我說了

1459
01:19:59,732 --> 01:20:01,609
‪我再買一條項鍊給妳吧

1460
01:20:01,692 --> 01:20:03,569
‪怎樣都不會是爸爸買給媽媽的那條

1461
01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:06,572
‪沒錯

1462
01:20:08,533 --> 01:20:09,575
‪她是什麼樣的人？

1463
01:20:13,538 --> 01:20:17,542
‪妳媽最棒了

1464
01:20:18,376 --> 01:20:22,380
‪因為她既堅強又聰明

1465
01:20:23,130 --> 01:20:25,633
‪妳跟她有許多共同點

1466
01:20:26,509 --> 01:20:29,637
‪帶妳去妳媽在附近常去的地方吧？

1467
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:31,639
‪-好啊
‪-就我們兩個，走吧

1468
01:20:31,722 --> 01:20:35,017
‪那是妳媽媽的手帕交
‪安娜斯塔西亞的家

1469
01:20:35,101 --> 01:20:37,812
‪我們都叫她史黛西
‪他們家後面有溪流

1470
01:20:37,895 --> 01:20:41,774
‪她們以前會去那裡挖蝌蚪

1471
01:20:42,483 --> 01:20:47,363
‪然後把臭氣沖天的東西跟泥巴
‪帶進我的廚房

1472
01:20:47,446 --> 01:20:49,532
‪然後每個週六早上

1473
01:20:49,615 --> 01:20:53,911
‪妳媽都會來這裡踢足球！

1474
01:21:19,812 --> 01:21:23,691
‪莉茲的房間現在布置成
‪麥蒂永久的房間了嗎？

1475
01:21:23,774 --> 01:21:24,775
‪是啊

1476
01:21:25,943 --> 01:21:27,862
‪-有什麼問題嗎？
‪-我覺得會令她會錯意

1477
01:21:28,779 --> 01:21:31,490
‪她經歷了這麼多風風雨雨
‪還出了意外

1478
01:21:31,574 --> 01:21:33,618
‪那不算是意外

1479
01:21:34,493 --> 01:21:35,703
‪這話是什麼意思？

1480
01:21:35,786 --> 01:21:38,915
‪如果你照學校要你遵守的校規

1481
01:21:38,998 --> 01:21:41,334
‪而不是鼓勵她行為不當

1482
01:21:41,417 --> 01:21:42,668
‪妳以為我不知道嗎？

1483
01:21:43,461 --> 01:21:45,630
‪妳以為我就沒有因此自責？

1484
01:21:45,713 --> 01:21:48,466
‪你不會真的期望我跟你吵這件事吧？

1485
01:21:49,550 --> 01:21:51,385
‪-算了
‪-我何必這麼努力？

1486
01:21:51,469 --> 01:21:53,596
‪-我們都很努力
‪-才不是

1487
01:21:53,679 --> 01:21:56,390
‪我們在莉茲之外沒有共同點

1488
01:21:56,474 --> 01:21:58,601
‪-毫無共同點
‪-我們有麥蒂

1489
01:21:58,684 --> 01:22:02,563
‪麥克，很抱歉
‪我不要住在這裡，我不想

1490
01:22:02,647 --> 01:22:04,899
‪-我不想跟妳吵
‪-拜託喔

1491
01:22:07,193 --> 01:22:10,279
‪我覺得你們兩個算是有共同點

1492
01:22:13,908 --> 01:22:14,742
‪你在做什麼？

1493
01:22:15,368 --> 01:22:18,037
‪我們要離開了
‪我們要去安娜奶奶家

1494
01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:20,122
‪我不想離開，我想留在這裡

1495
01:22:20,206 --> 01:22:23,876
‪別跟我吵，麥蒂，好吧？
‪一小段時間而已

1496
01:22:24,460 --> 01:22:25,795
‪你都不聽我的

1497
01:22:26,545 --> 01:22:28,339
‪-麥蒂
‪-這是媽咪以前的房間

1498
01:22:28,422 --> 01:22:29,757
‪我想待在這裡

1499
01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:31,842
‪我想跟外公外婆一起住在這裡

1500
01:22:31,926 --> 01:22:33,844
‪為什麼我們兩個不能都待在這裡？

1501
01:22:33,928 --> 01:22:35,304
‪我不想回去

1502
01:22:36,514 --> 01:22:38,140
‪我不想唸聖若瑟

1503
01:22:38,224 --> 01:22:40,726
‪即使媽咪希望我穿制服

1504
01:22:47,984 --> 01:22:48,901
‪好，聽著…

1505
01:22:53,864 --> 01:22:55,950
‪媽媽會希望妳開心

1506
01:22:59,078 --> 01:23:01,706
‪那會是媽媽的心願，過來

1507
01:23:31,986 --> 01:23:32,903
‪麥蒂還好嗎？

1508
01:23:33,654 --> 01:23:34,697
‪很開心

1509
01:23:36,991 --> 01:23:39,118
‪她在那裡似乎很快樂

1510
01:23:41,203 --> 01:23:45,249
‪妳知道我想到什麼？
‪我那次問爸能否搬去跟他同住

1511
01:23:45,332 --> 01:23:47,126
‪因為妳總是限制一堆

1512
01:23:47,209 --> 01:23:52,673
‪我絕對記得，大老遠的
‪他卻馬上帶你回來

1513
01:23:54,258 --> 01:23:55,092
‪他知道

1514
01:23:56,302 --> 01:23:59,055
‪這是他做過最不自私的事

1515
01:24:00,347 --> 01:24:02,475
‪…快樂

1516
01:24:02,558 --> 01:24:08,064
‪祝妳生日快樂，親愛的瑪麗安

1517
01:24:08,147 --> 01:24:12,985
‪祝妳生日快樂

1518
01:24:15,279 --> 01:24:17,573
‪幫我吹熄，妳來數

1519
01:24:17,656 --> 01:24:19,283
‪一、二、三

1520
01:24:25,706 --> 01:24:28,501
‪好，各位，誰想吃蛋糕？

1521
01:24:33,297 --> 01:24:34,840
‪親愛的

1522
01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:40,096
‪妳還是個小寶寶的時候

1523
01:24:40,763 --> 01:24:42,306
‪我跟妳約好了

1524
01:24:43,390 --> 01:24:48,854
‪永遠都要做對妳最有利的抉擇

1525
01:24:50,898 --> 01:24:53,526
‪我現在卻辦不到，我不能搬來這裡

1526
01:24:56,153 --> 01:25:00,241
‪但我不該因此阻止妳

1527
01:25:03,244 --> 01:25:06,247
‪瑪麗安外婆跟麥克外公

1528
01:25:08,332 --> 01:25:09,667
‪扶養媽咪長大成人

1529
01:25:11,252 --> 01:25:12,545
‪媽媽是最棒的

1530
01:25:12,628 --> 01:25:13,963
‪她跟妳一樣

1531
01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:17,049
‪妳知道嗎…

1532
01:25:22,221 --> 01:25:25,182
‪妳跟妳媽是我這輩子最美好的際遇

1533
01:25:31,147 --> 01:25:32,106
‪而我…

1534
01:25:36,026 --> 01:25:38,195
‪我想要感謝妳…

1535
01:25:40,906 --> 01:25:42,241
‪照顧我

1536
01:25:46,453 --> 01:25:48,372
‪我希望妳知道我盡力了

1537
01:25:50,332 --> 01:25:53,836
‪但我知道妳在這裡很開心

1538
01:25:56,046 --> 01:25:59,341
‪我只想盡妳媽會希望我盡的責任

1539
01:26:03,220 --> 01:26:04,054
‪兩個吻

1540
01:26:06,265 --> 01:26:08,976
‪媽咪一個，我一個

1541
01:26:19,236 --> 01:26:20,154
‪聽我說

1542
01:26:23,157 --> 01:26:24,408
‪這一定會有無窮的樂趣

1543
01:26:26,368 --> 01:26:27,912
‪一定好玩極了

1544
01:26:27,995 --> 01:26:30,956
‪妳可以跟外公外婆相處

1545
01:26:32,708 --> 01:26:33,626
‪你會回來吧？

1546
01:26:33,709 --> 01:26:36,795
‪對，我當然會回來

1547
01:26:36,879 --> 01:26:41,091
‪爸爸得去上班

1548
01:26:41,175 --> 01:26:45,554
‪也要處理一些事，我不想只顧著自己

1549
01:26:46,347 --> 01:26:49,558
‪我希望妳跟家人在這裡好好相處

1550
01:26:50,476 --> 01:26:51,518
‪好嗎？一定很棒的

1551
01:26:51,602 --> 01:26:53,729
‪對妳會有幫助

1552
01:26:54,855 --> 01:26:55,689
‪好嗎？

1553
01:26:56,440 --> 01:26:57,399
‪來抱抱

1554
01:27:16,418 --> 01:27:18,629
‪-我愛妳
‪-我也愛你

1555
01:28:03,215 --> 01:28:04,967
‪（山謬亞當斯波士頓拉格啤酒）

1556
01:28:12,224 --> 01:28:16,478
‪聽著，馬修，我知道你不想聽

1557
01:28:16,562 --> 01:28:23,485
‪不過老實說，我們都沒想到
‪你能做得這麼好

1558
01:28:24,403 --> 01:28:26,363
‪我們以為你絕對無法

1559
01:28:26,447 --> 01:28:28,282
‪自己照顧她

1560
01:28:28,365 --> 01:28:33,037
‪老實說，你做得比我們想的好太多了

1561
01:28:33,120 --> 01:28:35,831
‪你應該自豪，是你自己辦到的

1562
01:28:35,914 --> 01:28:37,249
‪她活得好好的

1563
01:28:39,001 --> 01:28:40,502
‪-我餵飽她
‪-對

1564
01:28:42,463 --> 01:28:45,007
‪幫她換尿布與穿衣

1565
01:28:48,469 --> 01:28:49,928
‪對，做得還真好

1566
01:28:50,679 --> 01:28:55,392
‪我是說，我所做的
‪根本是達到教養的低標吧

1567
01:28:55,934 --> 01:28:57,519
‪那樣應該就夠了吧？

1568
01:28:57,603 --> 01:28:59,188
‪我覺得你對自己太嚴厲了

1569
01:28:59,271 --> 01:29:02,024
‪-我的意思不是…
‪-我不是對自己太嚴厲

1570
01:29:02,983 --> 01:29:05,152
‪其他人都以為我無法扶養我的孩子

1571
01:29:05,903 --> 01:29:06,737
‪我哪來的自信？

1572
01:29:07,946 --> 01:29:09,031
‪我到底在做什麼？

1573
01:29:10,115 --> 01:29:13,452
‪我在做什麼決定，又是對誰最好？

1574
01:29:13,535 --> 01:29:14,745
‪我真的很茫然

1575
01:29:16,372 --> 01:29:17,247
‪乾杯

1576
01:29:17,956 --> 01:29:19,708
‪-我才不要為此乾杯
‪-我成功了

1577
01:29:25,005 --> 01:29:26,924
‪馬修，請進

1578
01:29:27,007 --> 01:29:29,468
‪關上門，請坐

1579
01:29:29,551 --> 01:29:30,469
‪遵命

1580
01:29:30,552 --> 01:29:33,514
‪我有壞消息

1581
01:29:33,597 --> 01:29:34,765
‪壞消息？

1582
01:29:35,432 --> 01:29:36,642
‪我要離開了

1583
01:29:38,268 --> 01:29:41,522
‪我要離開這間辦公室，繼續往上爬了

1584
01:29:41,605 --> 01:29:44,817
‪我推薦由你來接手我的職位

1585
01:29:46,652 --> 01:29:49,321
‪我想你現在有更多時間可以集中精神

1586
01:29:49,405 --> 01:29:52,408
‪也可以多出差，我想你準備好了

1587
01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:56,161
‪這裡可能會成你的，此外還加上…

1588
01:29:58,163 --> 01:29:59,289
‪新的薪水

1589
01:30:02,668 --> 01:30:04,336
‪上面寫著“買狗糧”

1590
01:30:04,420 --> 01:30:05,295
‪翻面

1591
01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:10,634
‪天啊

1592
01:30:11,260 --> 01:30:12,594
‪大學學費有著落了

1593
01:30:13,095 --> 01:30:14,847
‪我不知道該說什麼

1594
01:30:14,930 --> 01:30:16,723
‪這是你應得的

1595
01:30:16,807 --> 01:30:18,600
‪-謝謝
‪-是你應得的

1596
01:30:19,309 --> 01:30:21,854
‪我以你為榮

1597
01:30:21,937 --> 01:30:24,731
‪我一直覺得自己就像你爸爸

1598
01:30:25,357 --> 01:30:29,236
‪或許不是爸爸
‪比較像叔叔，或是表親

1599
01:30:29,736 --> 01:30:31,488
‪大哥

1600
01:30:32,865 --> 01:30:34,908
‪鄰居？也許我覺得自己像你的鄰居

1601
01:30:34,992 --> 01:30:36,827
‪-年紀比較大的鄰居
‪-明白了

1602
01:30:36,910 --> 01:30:39,705
‪我不想太傷感
‪不會一把鼻涕一把眼淚

1603
01:30:39,788 --> 01:30:41,457
‪你不必提到…

1604
01:30:41,540 --> 01:30:43,792
‪我不是…不，但我想讓你知道…

1605
01:30:46,086 --> 01:30:48,005
‪我很慶幸沒有開除你

1606
01:30:48,922 --> 01:30:50,215
‪我…

1607
01:30:52,217 --> 01:30:53,177
‪也很高興

1608
01:30:55,387 --> 01:30:56,472
‪你是個好人

1609
01:30:57,264 --> 01:30:59,766
‪趕快去克羅埃西亞給他們好看

1610
01:30:59,850 --> 01:31:01,643
‪-下個月去倫敦
‪-好

1611
01:31:04,980 --> 01:31:06,523
‪我要跟，順便加注

1612
01:31:07,816 --> 01:31:08,692
‪那是什麼？

1613
01:31:09,443 --> 01:31:12,196
‪-別浪費我們的時間，蓋牌，老喬
‪-別蓋牌，老喬

1614
01:31:12,279 --> 01:31:14,239
‪只有我有這種感覺嗎？

1615
01:31:14,323 --> 01:31:16,366
‪麥蒂不在，感覺會怪怪的嗎？

1616
01:31:17,326 --> 01:31:18,869
‪-沒錯
‪-對吧？

1617
01:31:19,536 --> 01:31:20,996
‪我們用的籌碼通常都是…

1618
01:31:21,079 --> 01:31:22,122
‪-餅乾，對
‪-餅乾

1619
01:31:22,206 --> 01:31:24,374
‪餅乾，籌碼也不錯

1620
01:31:24,458 --> 01:31:28,337
‪賭現金，不過你有餅乾嗎？

1621
01:31:28,420 --> 01:31:30,380
‪-你們要餅乾？這就是你們要的？
‪-對

1622
01:31:30,464 --> 01:31:31,798
‪-我們要餅乾
‪-有餅乾會很好

1623
01:31:31,882 --> 01:31:33,800
‪我去拿餅乾過來

1624
01:31:33,884 --> 01:31:35,427
‪你們最好把餅乾全部吃光

1625
01:31:35,511 --> 01:31:36,470
‪-好
‪-聽到了嗎？

1626
01:31:36,553 --> 01:31:38,722
‪-聽到了
‪-你們最好把餅乾吃光

1627
01:31:38,805 --> 01:31:40,766
‪不然我可不放過你們

1628
01:31:41,266 --> 01:31:44,061
‪希望我拿出餅乾後，吃到剩下一塊

1629
01:31:44,686 --> 01:31:47,147
‪他只要承認他也很想她就好

1630
01:33:42,471 --> 01:33:43,430
‪這些零食還可以

1631
01:33:43,513 --> 01:33:45,891
‪不算很有國際風，但他們有巴西栗子

1632
01:33:46,475 --> 01:33:49,978
‪感謝你這趟帶我一起出差
‪我是說真的

1633
01:33:50,687 --> 01:33:51,813
‪很期待當你的幫手

1634
01:33:52,397 --> 01:33:54,691
‪我的克羅埃西亞語有點生疏了

1635
01:33:55,359 --> 01:33:56,234
‪教我幾句

1636
01:33:56,318 --> 01:33:57,861
‪好，沒問題，好

1637
01:33:59,071 --> 01:34:01,073
‪跟著我唸，札切皮

1638
01:34:02,115 --> 01:34:03,241
‪札切皮

1639
01:34:03,325 --> 01:34:04,576
‪-札切皮
‪-指的是什麼？

1640
01:34:04,660 --> 01:34:05,869
‪意思是“安靜”

1641
01:34:06,703 --> 01:34:08,288
‪-安靜？
‪-札切皮

1642
01:34:09,373 --> 01:34:10,957
‪我幹嘛學這個字？

1643
01:34:11,041 --> 01:34:14,252
‪我是說…你還不了解我？

1644
01:34:14,878 --> 01:34:16,380
‪-札切皮？
‪-對

1645
01:34:16,463 --> 01:34:19,091
‪我老婆常說，“札切皮”

1646
01:34:19,174 --> 01:34:20,050
‪你知道吧？

1647
01:34:20,592 --> 01:34:22,219
‪你看鴨子

1648
01:34:22,302 --> 01:34:24,971
‪你看小鴨鴨

1649
01:34:25,764 --> 01:34:26,973
‪你看鴨子

1650
01:34:28,975 --> 01:34:30,227
‪妳看鴨子

1651
01:34:31,144 --> 01:34:32,813
‪太棒了

1652
01:34:33,689 --> 01:34:34,690
‪妳喜歡那隻鴨子？

1653
01:34:35,524 --> 01:34:36,441
‪是嗎？

1654
01:34:37,150 --> 01:34:38,276
‪妳喜歡那隻鴨子？

1655
01:34:39,444 --> 01:34:41,571
‪不喜歡？走吧，再看下一隻

1656
01:34:43,657 --> 01:34:46,118
‪這隻鴨子呢？妳喜歡那隻鴨子嗎？

1657
01:34:47,411 --> 01:34:48,829
‪不喜歡？好吧

1658
01:34:48,912 --> 01:34:50,414
‪我最愛這隻

1659
01:34:50,497 --> 01:34:53,875
‪-她說她最愛那隻
‪-因為它總是迎向陽光

1660
01:34:55,961 --> 01:34:58,296
‪好，我愛你，爸

1661
01:34:58,880 --> 01:35:00,549
‪我回到宿舍再打給你

1662
01:35:01,299 --> 01:35:02,676
‪不會，我不緊張

1663
01:35:03,510 --> 01:35:04,344
‪對

1664
01:35:04,970 --> 01:35:07,472
‪對，我什麼都辦得到

1665
01:35:09,933 --> 01:35:11,560
‪-兄弟，你看
‪-什麼？

1666
01:35:12,394 --> 01:35:13,770
‪我的天啊

1667
01:35:14,563 --> 01:35:17,315
‪麥蒂，小傢伙

1668
01:35:17,399 --> 01:35:19,151
‪過來，妳辦得到的，麥蒂

1669
01:35:20,861 --> 01:35:21,778
‪喬登！

1670
01:35:22,529 --> 01:35:23,447
‪加油，麥蒂

1671
01:35:24,906 --> 01:35:26,032
‪-加油，麥蒂
‪-快來

1672
01:35:27,409 --> 01:35:29,745
‪-你看到了嗎？你在看嗎？
‪-我在看

1673
01:35:30,829 --> 01:35:31,997
‪天啊

1674
01:35:32,581 --> 01:35:34,541
‪小傢伙！喬登！

1675
01:35:36,752 --> 01:35:37,794
‪她會走路了！

1676
01:35:40,130 --> 01:35:43,383
‪附近有人在切洋蔥吧，不曉得

1677
01:35:47,012 --> 01:35:48,513
‪準備好第一天上托兒所了嗎！

1678
01:35:48,597 --> 01:35:51,641
‪她可能會有點難以接受
‪因為她身邊向來都只有我

1679
01:35:51,725 --> 01:35:54,561
‪所以可能會有分離焦慮
‪可是妳長大了

1680
01:35:54,644 --> 01:35:58,273
‪爸爸給妳兩個吻
‪我一個，媽咪一個，好嗎？

1681
01:36:03,737 --> 01:36:05,947
‪麥蒂

1682
01:36:07,449 --> 01:36:09,075
‪我先留下來觀察一下

1683
01:36:09,159 --> 01:36:10,702
‪-好，沒問題
‪-好嗎？

1684
01:36:12,120 --> 01:36:13,747
‪我們應該去登機門了

1685
01:36:14,498 --> 01:36:17,793
‪你在機上想聊天還是睡覺？

1686
01:36:18,335 --> 01:36:21,004
‪我其實兩者都會，我會說夢話

1687
01:36:21,505 --> 01:36:24,341
‪所以如果我在說夢話，就把我叫醒

1688
01:36:24,424 --> 01:36:26,885
‪不然你也可以跟我聊天

1689
01:36:26,968 --> 01:36:28,929
‪我講夢話的時候很有意思

1690
01:36:29,012 --> 01:36:30,013
‪我對你有信心

1691
01:36:32,015 --> 01:36:34,476
‪謝了，老兄，你真好

1692
01:36:35,060 --> 01:36:36,520
‪我也對你有信心

1693
01:36:36,603 --> 01:36:39,022
‪-馬修？
‪-我真的對你有信心

1694
01:36:39,105 --> 01:36:41,107
‪登機門在那邊

1695
01:36:41,191 --> 01:36:42,818
‪-馬修？
‪-札切皮

1696
01:36:44,694 --> 01:36:45,529
‪知道了

1697
01:37:02,003 --> 01:37:02,838
‪你來啦

1698
01:37:03,630 --> 01:37:04,464
‪我來了

1699
01:37:09,469 --> 01:37:10,345
‪爸爸！

1700
01:37:13,431 --> 01:37:17,477
‪-我不知道你今天要來
‪-沒想到吧

1701
01:37:18,937 --> 01:37:20,230
‪-妳猜怎麼著？
‪-怎麼了？

1702
01:37:20,313 --> 01:37:21,648
‪妳看我找到什麼

1703
01:37:21,731 --> 01:37:23,650
‪-你找到了！
‪-沒錯

1704
01:37:23,733 --> 01:37:26,319
‪我找到以後，決定要搭機過來

1705
01:37:26,403 --> 01:37:28,864
‪親自交給妳，過來

1706
01:37:30,156 --> 01:37:30,991
‪讓我看看

1707
01:37:33,743 --> 01:37:34,995
‪我們回家吧

1708
01:37:37,080 --> 01:37:37,914
‪別哭

1709
01:37:37,998 --> 01:37:39,165
‪我不會哭的

1710
01:37:39,833 --> 01:37:41,960
‪不管你在哪裡，我都想陪在你身邊

1711
01:37:43,795 --> 01:37:45,755
‪不管妳在哪裡，我也想陪在妳身邊

1712
01:37:46,756 --> 01:37:47,924
‪抱一下

1713
01:37:55,515 --> 01:37:58,268
‪-聖誕節再見，好嗎？
‪-好

1714
01:37:58,768 --> 01:38:00,186
‪來吧，麥蒂，來

1715
01:38:00,687 --> 01:38:02,314
‪都在這裡，給妳

1716
01:38:04,941 --> 01:38:06,526
‪我想感謝妳

1717
01:38:07,777 --> 01:38:11,573
‪謝謝妳的諒解

1718
01:38:14,242 --> 01:38:16,453
‪我什麼都不懂了

1719
01:38:18,997 --> 01:38:22,876
‪但我知道她一定會以你為榮，馬修

1720
01:38:24,210 --> 01:38:27,172
‪她說你是真命天子

1721
01:38:27,797 --> 01:38:31,509
‪你只是帶著雜貨店買的小花出現

1722
01:38:32,010 --> 01:38:34,679
‪你抓得很緊，莖都被你捏爛了

1723
01:38:34,763 --> 01:38:37,015
‪沒錯

1724
01:38:37,098 --> 01:38:40,268
‪我當時好緊張

1725
01:38:40,852 --> 01:38:42,854
‪那天的情景歷歷在目

1726
01:38:44,856 --> 01:38:46,191
‪的確是歷歷在目

1727
01:39:00,497 --> 01:39:01,498
‪好好照顧她

1728
01:39:05,335 --> 01:39:06,544
‪外婆愛妳

1729
01:39:06,628 --> 01:39:08,880
‪外公也愛妳，來抱抱

1730
01:39:10,465 --> 01:39:12,467
‪好，把妳放下來，好了

1731
01:39:12,550 --> 01:39:14,970
‪好好照顧妳爸，一路平安

1732
01:39:15,053 --> 01:39:16,262
‪回頭見，麥克

1733
01:39:19,808 --> 01:39:20,892
‪爸？

1734
01:39:20,976 --> 01:39:23,895
‪我們家附近有沒有
‪不用穿制服的學校？

1735
01:39:24,521 --> 01:39:28,024
‪的確有，但我想直接送妳去上大學

1736
01:39:28,108 --> 01:39:30,902
‪所以就不用擔心穿制服的事了

1737
01:40:07,439 --> 01:40:08,273
‪妳好

1738
01:40:08,356 --> 01:40:09,190
‪你好

1739
01:40:12,110 --> 01:40:14,362
‪我們剛好在附近，所以想來拜訪妳

1740
01:40:14,446 --> 01:40:15,363
‪才不是

1741
01:40:15,864 --> 01:40:17,699
‪-我們在附近
‪-才不是

1742
01:40:18,700 --> 01:40:19,534
‪的確不是

1743
01:40:19,617 --> 01:40:24,039
‪我們不在附近，但我停下來買了

1744
01:40:24,122 --> 01:40:27,042
‪可以致歉的花

1745
01:40:28,918 --> 01:40:31,963
‪我想親自把花拿來送妳

1746
01:40:32,047 --> 01:40:34,340
‪但我不希望遇到妳不在家
‪我只好放在階梯上

1747
01:40:34,424 --> 01:40:36,509
‪後來卻被路人偷走的情況

1748
01:40:36,593 --> 01:40:38,762
‪這樣妳就收不到花了

1749
01:40:38,845 --> 01:40:42,766
‪這棟大樓有許多偷花賊

1750
01:40:42,849 --> 01:40:45,268
‪-我不想明說，但的確是如此
‪-這麼做很精明

1751
01:40:46,394 --> 01:40:47,270
‪麥蒂？

1752
01:40:48,313 --> 01:40:50,190
‪很高興見到妳，妳好嗎？

1753
01:40:50,273 --> 01:40:52,984
‪我有一顆牙齒鬆了，妳看

1754
01:40:54,235 --> 01:40:56,696
‪牙仙會來找妳喔

1755
01:41:02,285 --> 01:41:03,620
‪那我就收下了

1756
01:41:06,873 --> 01:41:07,707
‪對不起

1757
01:41:09,125 --> 01:41:10,251
‪可以原諒我嗎？

1758
01:41:12,253 --> 01:41:15,840
‪我…得跟麥蒂談談

1759
01:41:17,717 --> 01:41:18,551
‪好吧

1760
01:41:18,635 --> 01:41:22,055
‪好，我有個很嚴肅的問題要問妳

1761
01:41:23,181 --> 01:41:26,559
‪妳最喜歡什麼口味的冰淇淋？

1762
01:41:28,478 --> 01:41:29,813
‪草莓

1763
01:41:29,896 --> 01:41:30,980
‪我喜歡草莓

1764
01:41:31,064 --> 01:41:32,398
‪香草

1765
01:41:33,191 --> 01:41:34,776
‪咖啡

1766
01:41:34,859 --> 01:41:35,985
‪等等，咖啡？

1767
01:41:36,778 --> 01:41:40,031
‪真的假的？
‪妳真的很喜歡咖啡冰淇淋？

1768
01:41:41,241 --> 01:41:42,075
‪太妙了

1769
01:41:42,617 --> 01:41:45,370
‪但妳不喜歡真正的咖啡吧？

1770
01:41:45,453 --> 01:41:46,871
‪不喜歡，很噁心

1771
01:41:46,955 --> 01:41:48,873
‪好，很好，對，很噁心

1772
01:41:48,957 --> 01:41:52,043
‪如果他給妳喝咖啡
‪妳會傳簡訊跟我打小報告嗎？

1773
01:41:54,045 --> 01:41:54,879
‪一言為定

1774
01:41:55,672 --> 01:41:57,215
‪寶貝

1775
01:42:00,009 --> 01:42:00,844
‪好

1776
01:42:01,344 --> 01:42:03,930
‪讓他等夠久了嗎？

1777
01:42:07,058 --> 01:42:08,059
‪應該吧

1778
01:42:08,143 --> 01:42:09,435
‪女孩，我也這麼覺得

1779
01:42:10,270 --> 01:42:11,104
‪走吧

1780
01:42:13,022 --> 01:42:15,817
‪麥蒂跟我要去吃冰淇淋

1781
01:42:17,360 --> 01:42:18,361
‪你要當電燈泡嗎？

1782
01:42:21,906 --> 01:42:23,283
‪好啊

1783
01:42:24,659 --> 01:42:25,618
‪好，我要去

1784
01:42:32,250 --> 01:42:33,626
‪那是妳的冰淇淋之舞？

1785
01:42:33,710 --> 01:42:35,545
‪冰淇淋

1786
01:42:35,628 --> 01:42:37,589
‪冰淇淋

1787
01:42:37,672 --> 01:42:39,674
‪我有冰淇淋

1788
01:42:39,757 --> 01:42:41,759
‪我有冰淇淋

1789
01:42:41,843 --> 01:42:44,345
‪我有冰淇淋

1790
01:42:44,429 --> 01:42:46,139
‪我有冰淇淋

1791
01:42:46,222 --> 01:42:47,056
‪妳會弄掉

1792
01:42:47,140 --> 01:42:48,391
‪我沒有錢了

1793
01:42:48,474 --> 01:42:49,309
‪掉吧

1794
01:42:49,392 --> 01:42:50,476
‪我沒有錢了

1795
01:42:50,560 --> 01:42:51,394
‪掉吧

1796
01:42:51,477 --> 01:42:53,229
‪我沒有錢了，千萬別掉

1797
01:42:54,606 --> 01:42:56,482
‪千萬別掉，嘿…

1798
01:42:56,566 --> 01:42:58,610
‪千萬別掉，嘿…

1799
01:42:58,693 --> 01:43:00,528
‪千萬別掉

1800
01:43:13,958 --> 01:43:15,376
‪妳確定妳可以接受嗎？

1801
01:43:15,460 --> 01:43:17,045
‪我沒事，我不怕

1802
01:43:17,587 --> 01:43:18,671
‪好吧

1803
01:43:18,755 --> 01:43:20,340
‪只要上到年底，好嗎？

1804
01:43:20,965 --> 01:43:23,551
‪如果妳不喜歡，我們就轉學

1805
01:43:23,635 --> 01:43:25,303
‪但如果妳不害怕，妳猜怎麼著？

1806
01:43:25,803 --> 01:43:27,263
‪我也不怕

1807
01:43:29,182 --> 01:43:30,350
‪你好，洛格林先生

1808
01:43:31,017 --> 01:43:32,227
‪歡迎回來，麥蒂

1809
01:43:32,310 --> 01:43:34,604
‪今天的裝扮真有意思，先生

1810
01:43:34,687 --> 01:43:38,024
‪我穿著制服，而麥蒂穿著褲子

1811
01:43:38,775 --> 01:43:42,237
‪妳今天看起來氣色很好，麥蒂
‪學校要改變服裝規定了

1812
01:43:42,320 --> 01:43:43,154
‪謝謝

1813
01:43:43,238 --> 01:43:44,155
‪去上學吧

1814
01:43:50,954 --> 01:43:51,788
‪麥蒂

1815
01:43:53,706 --> 01:43:55,083
‪我對妳的愛有這麼深

1816
01:43:55,667 --> 01:43:57,085
‪搖吧…

1817
01:44:01,464 --> 01:44:03,383
‪我對這種舞一竅不通

1818
01:44:04,634 --> 01:44:05,760
‪日安

1819
01:48:54,048 --> 01:48:58,594
‪字幕翻譯：王靜怡