MUSIC: 'Danger Zone' by Kenny Loggins
IAIN STIRLING: Previously...
on Love Island...
TEXT ALERT I've got a text!
# Highway to the danger zone... #
Two new arrivals...
"Zara is waiting to meet you for a date."
CHEERING
..stirred things up.
You're a lovely girl.
First impressions are nice, you're ticking boxes. Yeah.
The man of my dreams...
Yeah. ..could be you.
# Highway to... #
Maybe my head might turn.
She does it all. The head's swivelling.
Tonight...
Do you like being chased? Yep.
Do you feel like I'm gonna chase you?
..it's game on.
It's which boxes you tick and what I want.
You're a smooth operator, I'll give you that.
I'm ready to pounce.
And the temperature is...
Kiss both the cheeks of the Islander
you think is the most two-faced.
..rising.
I feel like she wanted to humiliate me.
VOICE ECHOING
MUSIC: 'How 2 Dance' by Kaiser Chiefs
IAIN: The Islanders are about to get ready for another big night.
I think I'll get ready for another big night, too.
Where did I put my Pot Noodle and my big pants?
I wanna get my outfit ready, boys. Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Right, tonight's a big, big night.
# Tonight, I'm gonna teach you How to dance... #
Can't wait for a drink.
# Dance... #
Zara is, so far, yeah,
she's, like, the closest to, like, a ten out of ten, bro.
All of you lot are gonna move. HE LAUGHS
So, how are things going with Ronnie?
We've, like, had a good couple of days together.
Obviously, it's so early, to be honest.
Cool, cool, cool. So, fair game.
I appreciate that, to be fair. Cos if you were like,
"You know what, he's mine, paws off,"
I'd be like, "Right, this is game on!"
Use that as a hairdryer,
Do you? No!
You're coupled up with Haris, aren't you? Mm.
How's that going?
I'm not really feeling it, to be fair.
You need to pull your finger out your backside as well
and stop messing around so much with her.
Don't worry about me, Dad!
He just runs about. You need to start talking to birds, mate.
# Tonight, I'm gonna teach you How to dance
# Dance
# Dance... #
CHEERING
# Teach you how to dance... #
To love... And to new beginnings!
CHEERING
# Like no-one ever taught you How to dance. #
IAIN: Bombshell David's off to graph the girls,
fired up with the kind of blind courage
only a single small tepid cup of prosecco can give a man.
That, and he's from Essex.
Girls. How are you? I'm good.
Do you want to go for a chat? Yeah.
He even tries to carry on as well, that's what's funny.
Ooh, straight in there.
Sorry, guys, to interrupt. See ya!
HE LAUGHS
Well, he's on it. I might have to start pulling people.
LAUGHTER Yeah!
We'll come back for the girly chats later.
Hello, lads. I don't know who to pull first.
Is anyone heading to a girl right now?
Dunno, we're just... That's OK.
Tanya, Tanyel. And yourself?
I'm not heading to anyone. I'm heading over for a conversation.
OK, guess I'm...
Are you coming for a conversation with me?
Yeah. Where do you want to go? You know this place better than me.
We will go to the daybeds.
The daybeds! Ooh, love that. Yeah, my favourite spot, this bit.
Initial attraction, definitely you are up there.
Thank you. You're so sweet.
It's the feeling mutual?
Well, I don't know you yet. You don't know me yet? OK.
I need to get to know you. Yeah.
Where are you at in the villa?
Obviously, it's really early days.
Yeah, what does that mean, though?
It's really early days. Yeah, but what does that mean?
So are you open to getting to know other people? Yeah, of course.
I'm willing to get to know you if you feel the same.
I'm willing to get to know literally, like, everyone in here.
I wanna give them the time of day.
No, but, like, you're saying everyone, but you're talking to me.
So, are you willing to get to know ME?
I'm willing to get to know everybody. Everyone?
I don't wanna make you feel too special.
No, I'm not trying to make you...! I'm just trying to be direct, like.
I've heard about your date, your little wine and cheese.
Yeah, it was really lovely, you know?
It's kind of mad coming in and straight away going on a first date.
Listen, I'm not gonna lie,
I was well jealous that you got picked to go out and everything.
Really?! To be fair, I had two guys in mind.
It was him and it was yourself.
I'm not gonna lie. Oh, I rate that.
You sort of are my normal type that I'd go for on the outside,
but we'll try different things in here.
No, you do. You do. And we didn't get a chance to chat
when I came in, so...
You got your chance now, haven't you?
Yeah, I've got my chance now.
Tell me a bit more about you. I know that you're a performer.
Yes, yeah. I'm a musical theatre girl.
I know that you sing. OK, yeah.
What else? Obviously Southern, as well.
Erm, yeah, London. Well, sort of North West London.
That's a bit of a stumbling block for me.
I'm a proper Manc boy. Like... I've heard good things.
But how about yourself? Tell me about yourself.
I'm a teacher. I teach PE and science, and I'm 24 years old.
Ooh, I'm older than you! I'm 25!
Aw, is that a big ick for you? Is that a red flag?
You know what, 24 is fine. I don't tend to go for younger guys.
When is your birthday? But you do not seem 24.
You seem so mature. Yeah, it's cos I'm a teacher, that's why.
So, yeah, myself...
Yeah, you're very well spoken, I like the way you present yourself.
I like that. I rate that.
THEY LAUGH
Kai is lovely.
He's obviously very easy on the eyes,
and even though he is younger than me,
I'm getting mature vibes from him,
and someone that I think could really take me serious.
Kai is ticking a lot of boxes for me right now.
IAIN: Ron and Tanya really fancy the bombshells.
How can you let your head be turned by people you've just met?
After everything you've built with Shaq and Lana,
those people you've just met?
How are you coping with this?
I can't. I already said to the girls before this even happened,
I will be, when two people are on me,
I don't know how to act.
Because I feel like, even though everyone was, like,
"No pressure, no pressure,"
you are trying to act like it's not affecting you.
Yeah. But it really is in my head, because he's confident.
He's literally like Shaq, but they're different.
I'm in exactly the same pair of shoes as you.
I'm glad.
We are both very, very comfortable in our couple right now.
We are. I really like Lana,
but I have to see whether or not those chats go anywhere.
Exactly. And it's hard. Exactly on the same page.
I'm happy, but it's not really an issue...
I'm not gonna forget the conversations we've had.
All right? Hi. You all right?
Oh, you're stealing him. You're stealing me?
Can I borrow? If that's OK. Steal him, steal him, steal him.
You can have him back later, I promise. It's fine.
Where do you wanna go? You happy here?
Yeah, yeah, here's good.
I really enjoyed our date. I think we really got on.
I did. Do you know what?
I'm not gonna lie, you surprised me. Really?
You weren't sure what to expect.
You came in and showed, like, for me, quite an important side,
which is being down-to-earth and being quite a nice girl.
Family orientated. Yeah.
You seem really cute and cool,
and just, like, chilled, laid-back, down-to-earth,
so I haven't got any cockiness from you yet.
Not yet! It is early, it's obviously the first date.
We will see. Shall I keep an eye on you, then?
You've only had a couple of conversations with me. OK.
The cockiness could come out.
But I don't know. That's fine. That's fine.
I saw a little bit earlier.
Obviously, I know you're from Essex. Ha ha!
I'm expecting the cheekiness, but I like that, though,
I don't want someone boring.
No. Gotta keep me on my toes little bit.
A little bit? Do you like being chased?
Yeah. Do you?
Yeah. You feel like I'm gonna chase you?
A little bit.
I really want to get to know you. Just keep it real.
And I want to keep getting to know Lana.
And I want to make you aware of that.
It's nice that you're open, though,
cos, obviously, picking you, I didn't know.
HE SIGHS
Zara coming in, has thrown a spanner in the work.
I can't, I can't deny it.
I'm in an unbelievable position, I couldn't be happier,
but she's making my life a bit more difficult,
in terms of... HE INHALES SHARPLY
..you know, decision, decision-making.
IAIN: Oh, no, David's heading over to grab Tanya for a chat.
I mean, it's clearly a bad time and he's obviously interrupting,
but I'm sure the lad can read a room.
Tanya? Yeah?
Is it a good time, or am I interrupting?
Nah, nah, go ahead. Are you sure? Shaq, are you sure?
Honestly? Nah, Go for it, bro.
All good? Yeah, yeah, man.
Where would you...? Thank you, bro.
No worries, man. Sweet. We'll just stay here.
You wanna stay here? Yeah.
This is a vibe. How are you?
I'm good. I'm good. You look well.
How are you doing? You clean up nice!
Yeah? Yeah. So do you.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, so, obviously, I wanted to chat to you, like.
No, it's fine, I like it. Yeah. Yeah.
How do you feel the date went?
I had a really, really nice date. Mm.
I can't wait to speak to you more and more and more. Yeah.
And get to know you on a personal, deep level,
because I feel like I really want to dive myself into people
when they come in here,
because that's where I'm gonna find my man. Yeah.
That's where I'm gonna find my boyfriend, my future partner. Mm.
So, I'm still very open to getting to know you. Yeah.
I love this outfit. You like the outfit?
I love them. Do you know what?
There's still better outfits to come.
I love that, cos I like to think I literally just...
You look good, I like your outfit. Oh, wow. Thank you much.
Wow! Matching!
You know the vibes. The diamond earrings. You look good, man.
You look really nice. Thank you.
For me, dress sense, like, if you have a nice dress sense,
that automatically puts you up by two.
Yeah? Do you know what I'm saying? You're not ready.
You've missed other ones as well. They were bad. Yeah?
But it's OK.
You've got to save them for me, then. Of course.
Save a good number for you. Maybe one day, will be matching.
Maybe one day we'll be matching.
What, when you're my girlfriend? No, I'm joking.
BOTH LAUGH
Oh, my God. I'm joking.
You're a smooth operator, I'll give you that.
Tanya really surprised me.
Our conversations flowed back and forth.
I literally feel like she's the girl version of me.
It's quite scary
cos we're sort of, like, clicking, like, really quickly.
I feel like I know you. I feel like I've known you for ages.
But I've known you for, like, two hours.
It's crazy. It's weird.
And you know what?
In here, it's gonna get worse. Really?
Like, tomorrow... You're gonna fall in love?
I love how you finish my sentences.
I love it. Are you reading my mind? What's going on?
Reading your mind? Oh-ho-ho!
Listen, it's confirmed. I've done my job.
I love it. Completed.
The vibe he's been giving me, I feel like I know him.
I literally feel like I've been knowing this guy,
so David's really surprised me.
IAIN: Lana wants to get the skinny from Ron on his date with Zara.
My advice, Ron - lie.
But cunningly through Lana off the scent
by saying the phrase, "I'm not gonna lie."
How are you? You all right? Yeah, I'm good. How are you?
I've been meaning to steal you, I'm not gonna lie.
How was your date?
We had quite a, like, quite a good date.
Like, we had conversation. Do you want to get to know her?
I think I'll have conversations with her. Yeah.
And get to know her.
But, honestly, for me, my head is where it was at before.
It's just another girl's been thrown in the mix... Mm-hm.
..where there's another person to have conversations with
and to see whether or not it's better than what we have. Yeah.
That's all it is. If another fella come in here... Yeah?
Was your conversation good?
She kind of said you was, like... you were vibing.
Do you know what?
She's got energy about her, and she backs herself a lot.
Yeah, she does.
And obviously, I'm very...
She is very different to me.
She is very different. She is very different.
Like, we're not the same type. You're not. Like, personality.
That's why, for me, it's... it's almost like you...
you both tick boxes,
but it's which boxes you tick, and what I want.
Her coming in is not ideal for me. Mm.
Yeah, OK, great, it's a test for us in terms of, like,
"Oh, like, is she gonna turn my head or anything like that?"
But for me, if I could pick, I would have taken you out on a date.
I would have loved to have taken you out where we went.
We would have had such a sick time.
Yeah. No, I wish we'd went on a date as well.
IAIN STIRLING: The new arrival has really got Kai in a quandary.
Now, there are four people in the villa Kai really fancies -
Anna-May, Tanyel, Zara...
and Kai.
Yeah, so how did your chat go with Zara?
Oh, she's a really nice girl.
She said, basically, it was between me and Ron
to pick from to go on the date.
Are you gonna pull any of the lads tonight?
No? You're chilling now, aren't you?
Yeah. Yeah.
To be honest, at the minute, I'm only feeling you.
Well, what can I say?
I feel like, with you I'm chill. I feel like, with Tanyel,
I feel like it's a bit forced. Yeah.
Like... I'm not, like...
Like, do you feel comfortable? Yeah.
Like, I feel more comfortable around...
I've not sat there and talked her like this. Yeah.
I sat there and talked to her, and I went,
"Oh, yeah, you're looking fit.
"Oh, come here, come give us a cuddle."
Like, do you know what I mean, like? Yeah, yeah.
It's been more like flirty, but... It's more flirty, yeah.
It's more flirty banter rather than, like...
Whereas I feel like I can have a bit both with you. Yeah.
I'm, like... Yeah, like, I'm lucky...
Do you know what I mean? It's fucking tough, isn't it?
Yeah, it is hard.
I feel like me and Kai have really good conversation.
Like, we have a lot in common.
And I just... I am attracted to him, as well.
Like, I feel like we can have a bit of a flirt, as well.
I just feel really comfortable with him.
IAIN STIRLING: Farmer Will is grafting Zara,
and when talking to the ladies, Will has two approaches -
suave and charming, and CBeebies presenter.
See if you can guess which one he's gone for.
Tell me about you, then. What do you wanna know, darling?
I mean, like, you're beautiful. Thank you so much.
Like, what do you do, though? Everyone's beautiful here,
do you know what I mean? But... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, what do you do? So, main sort of, like, you know,
moneymaker would be the modelling. Right.
I've done a music video. You've done a bit of modelling?
Yeah. Come on, give me your catwalk.
Oh, stop. Give me your... Come on.
It's the first day.
If you do one, I'll do one. OK.
It's-It's giving more Beyonce/Rihanna...
What is it giving? Yeah, yeah. ..than, like editorial runway.
Yeah. But I can do both.
Where is, like, a good sort of...?
Shall I do it in the middle here? Shall I be really extra?
Do it! Shall I be really, really fucking extra
and just do it in the middle? Yeah, go on, then.
OK, right. I'll give you a ranking out of ten.
OK. You've gotta give me, like, a bit of a beat.
Yeah, what sort of beat do you want? HE BEATBOXES
We're at a fashion show, the cameras are flashing,
and we hit. Hit, hit, hit.
And we hit. HE CONTINUES BEATBOXING
And we hit. And we drop down to the floor. Ooh!
And back up. BEATBOXING STOPS
SHE LAUGHS
And that's all you're gonna get for now.
Oh, my God. Unbelievable!
Oh, God, I can't believe that. Shit! So...
No-one's asked me to strut for them before!
Can you not do it?
If you've got it, flaunt it, do you know what I mean?
Thank you! With the flipping one-liners!
I love it! You're so much fun.
You know what?
You just don't know what to expect from a farmer.
Honestly... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I just thought you'd sort of be in the corner, maybe like,
"Where's the sheep?"
But you know what? I'm actually really big on animals.
Really? My grandma...
So, like, my mum's side of the family is from up north, Newcastle.
Nice. So, my grandma, she's always, like, lived...
and Christmases we spend up there.
And there's, like, alpacas and sheep and horses and...
We've got alpacas. Seven alpacas. My mum got them as little pets.
So, you own animals?
Like, how many animals do you own? Yeah, yeah.
A flock of sheep, like 1,500 sheep.
OK. Many, like, acres? Is it done on acres?
Yeah, like, a 1,000-acre farm. What? Huge!
I'm a tough working boy, honestly. Brrrr! Nah...
Can't keep doing that! I'm loving that as well.
When I look for a girl, it is definitely like,
can she match my energy?
And Zara definitely does, you know? Oh, love the girl!
IAIN: Tanyel thinks Kai talking to Anna-May was wrong,
but she doesn't want them knowing that.
My advice, Tanyel -
cunningly throw Kai off the scent by saying the phrase,
"You didn't do anything wrong."
So, what do you feel about today? You're gonna think I'm crazy.
OK... No, go on. OK, so...
You didn't do anything wrong, obviously,
but I actually got really jealous.
Did you? OK. And I don't like it.
What, when I was speaking to Anna-May?
Yeah. I don't like it.
But you haven't done anything wrong.
The fact that you've told me that you were jealous
is the first intel that I've actually got
that you actually like me.
I know, and this is what I wanted to talk to you about.
It really fucking annoyed me, though,
that you spoke to someone else,
and actually wanted to literally get something
and chuck it at your head. Really?
That obviously shows me that I like you.
I've never been, like, used to a guy that's talking to loads of people.
I've never been used to this. This makes you play...
This literally, like...
On the inside world,
I don't have guys that are chasing...
Well, not from what I know of, anyway.
But they're only chasing me.
I have girls that are only chasing me.
That gives me my self-worth.
Like, do you get where I'm coming from?
I feel disrespected when someone's talking to other people...
Yeah, but... ..kissing other people.
It makes me sick, cos it's like, "Hello, I am the woman here."
And I don't know why I'm being so honest about it,
but I really don't like it.
I don't like to tell people how I'm feeling,
and I didn't realise I was gonna feel that way.
And I can't... I'm only ever direct.
I can't be half... I can't do it halfway.
Like, I have a problem.
I just have to be all or nothing, so I literally...
It come out my mouth, I was like,
"I'm jealous, and I really don't like it."
IAIN: Zara's getting to know Shaq. I wonder, could Zara ever...
# Love Shaq? Baby, love Shaq?
# Love Shaq? Baby... #
Oh, you get the idea.
Yeah. Yeah, so, I wanna know a bit more about where you're at.
Me and Tanya have been getting to know each other the last few days,
and I'm not gonna lie, it has been going well, and, erm...
Yeah, I haven't got a bad word to say about her. Of course.
I'm, obviously, respectful to her.
She knows I'm getting to know everyone.
I made that really clear, cos I am ready for a relationship,
and I think... So you want a boyfriend?
So, yeah. I want a boyfriend. A big B.
You are a stunning girl.
What kind of qualities do you look for in a man?
Confidence... Hmm.
..ambition... Hmm.
..very big for me.
Yeah. And you have to know what you're doing in life,
cos I've met some guys where they didn't know what they're doing,
and they look to me like this boss girl, whatever, big energy,
and they sort of become a little puppy dog
and expect me to lead the way,
and, like, I would just dominate you.
I wanna feel like I'm...
I feel like you want to be dominated. Yeah. I can't lie.
So... To be fair, sounds like a lot of qualities I have.
That's just me saying what I think, to be honest.
The fact you're saying that stuff is...
Is making sense, right? It's making a lot of sense.
Cool, cool, cool.
We're definitely gonna get to know each other, cos... Yeah.
What I'm seeing already is... SHE LAUGHS
She's my girl. Like, I'm not stepping on...
I'm not trying to step on her toes.
You are a stunning girl. Thank you. I'll be honest.
And, like, the fact that you're a little bit taller as well, like...
How tall are you? 6'3".
You seem like you've got a nice physique.
Thank you very much. I mean, you haven't seen me without my top off.
I haven't. I've got a lot to look forward to. Yeah.
Yeah, Zara's definitely bombshell material.
I think everybody can see that she's a stunning girl,
so some of the heads might be twitching.
I'm not gonna say turned, but twitching.
IAIN: Anna-May's thinking Haris hasn't spent much time
getting to know her,
and Haris is thinking, "Sorry, have we met?"
So at the minute, I feel like it's a little bit, like...
I don't really know.
Like, I feel like we haven't spoke that much. OK.
And I don't know whether it's the pressure of,
like, being in a couple.
OK. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah. Do you know where I'm coming from?
Like, I feel like I still want to get to know you better,
and I feel like we haven't, like... Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, we haven't... But then I feel like...
Is it just cos we're both not feeling it?
Like, we do match, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I think we get along. Yeah.
But just not in that way. Yeah.
I'm glad me and Haris had that chat.
Like, I feel like it needed to happen.
And I feel like if you're not attracted to someone -
well, especially me - I can't force anything.
If I don't like someone, I don't like someone.
So, yeah, I'm happy, and I'll give you a big hug.
Give me a cwtch.
I want her to get it out there,
and I want her to just clarify that this is the situation,
this is how I feel, and it is the best way to end it.
Obviously, she is a good-looking girl,
but I just don't see anything potential that we could have.
IAIN: Like every footballer, Tom's desperate to get his hands on a cup.
But Zara's using it,
so he'll just have to drink straight out of the can.
So, where are you from? Are you from London?
Yeah, North West London.
Right. I don't really know London that well.
No? It's not far from Wembley.
I'm trying to think of main places that I'm nearby.
Stand up a sec. OK.
The height check. I am in heels.
Can you take them off or not?
Yeah, no, I can. They're just slip-offs.
Not much of a difference.
What are you saying to that?
I like that, you know? Do you like it? Yeah.
That's really good because I do genuinely think most guys
go for quite petite girls. I'm not like that, me.
I'm a stallion, myself.
Stallion? Stallion.
ZARA GIGGLES
Tom. Tom, Tom, Thomas. Goodness me.
There might be a little dark horse in the mix.
I love a girl that takes the piss out of me. Mm-hm?
Do you know what I mean? A bit of roasting.
I want someone to keep me on my toes a little bit.
I think, again, someone that I can walk all over...
Yeah, fuck that. ..it's boring.
I feel like I'd keep you on your toes. I think you would.
Yeah, defo. Do you think I'd keep you on your toes?
I'd like to think so. We'll see.
We'll have to see. We'll see.
IAIN: It's late, and while the Islanders headed to bed,
I'm toasting a pack of marshmallows on the fire pit.
What are you thinking about? Zara? Zara's a fire one, like.
She is, she's confident. She's a very good bombshell.
And I think Ron, he's smitten of her.
You need to be prepared for anything. Mm.
How has your first day been?
Amazing. Honestly, you girls are all babes.
I don't think I've even met a bird like her. Her energy, bro.
I just don't know if he's, like, mature enough.
# I'm just asking you To hold me close
# And we could spend our final night In Paradise.... #
Tom, are you having a cuddle tonight?
Who knows?
Is she being the little spoon?
I just said that I don't think it's gonna go any further,
and I said, "Let's hug it out," and that's it. It's done.
Is it? Yeah.
Honestly, you too are really cute together. Thank you.
You both go and have a chat to other people,
but then you always find your way back together. Yeah.
Thing of dreams. Good night, girls.
Love you, mate. Love you too.
I wasn't touching you, your duvet was too...
I was, like, "OK, I know you won a re-couple with me."
Oh!
Right, night, everyone. Good night.
# Spend one more night A little less lonely
# I'd spend one more night
# One more night
A little less lonely... #
How much do you think you ordered? Three-and-a-half grand?
And if you get the cash, you better dash.
It's the wrong way!
Cos the other contestants...
CORK POPS ..are chasing your investments.
IAIN: It's morning, which means it's time to gently rouse our Islanders.
Oi, Harry, crack up the spotlights, and remember, aim for the eyes!
Straight for the eyes.
# Oh-oh-oh, oh, my, my
# Baby, I've been waiting for you All my life
# Never been a second with you Off my mind... #
Good morning, happy campers.
It's gonna be a good day.
Not a bad first night's sleep.
David, what's your plan for today, brother? He's not gonna tell!
You must have a little plan.
Basically, he's gonna be on the job.
Will, what's your plan?
Bro, just checking to see if everyone's all right, to be fair.
LAUGHTER
# Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh
# I've been waiting for you
# Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh
# I've been waiting for you
# Oh, my, my
# Feels like I've been waiting For you
# All my life
# Never been a second with you... #
I think I've got to put some sun cream on.
So, speak to me. How was yesterday?
Really good. Yeah?
Really, really good. Yeah, I think we made quite an impact in here.
You think? Yeah.
I feel like, obviously, it's two new bombshells come in.
You can feel, like, the atmosphere is, like, different, innit?
Yeah, I think so.
I think everyone was excited to obviously meet us,
but I think we have changed the energy a little bit.
Yeah, definitely.
I think the girls are a little bit on their toes. Yeah.
Who do you think Zara's gonna go for?
I didn't really see who she was chatting to last night.
I think she had a chat to everyone, yeah.
Yeah, I don't really know who she fancies.
I think it'll be interesting, though, because I feel like,
for me, for example, with Ron, what he's telling me,
if she then went for him,
I would kind of think he was telling her a different thing.
Ron, how was your night last night, mate?
Erm... it was weird because, obviously, I had the date with Zara,
and my head was a bit all over the gaff.
Obviously, me and Lana are good, so that's nice and cushty.
So I'm just gonna get to know both of them just in case.
As a little back-up. Such a romantic.
Tell me, then, speak to me. Who's your... Who's your targets?
It's so hard.
I feel like you're keeping your cards proper close to your chest.
It's not even like I'm doing it intentionally.
They all bring such different energy.
I had my date with Ron, so I kind of want to see where he's at.
So, yeah, I'll pull him at some point. Yeah.
How about you? I defo think it's a tough one, man.
Cos, obviously, I had a date with Tanya. Mm.
That went good, man. Like, proper bouncing off each other.
She's literally like the girl version of me. It's scary.
What's going on with Harry? Nothing.
I don't think... Yeah, we're not feeling it.
There's nothing there.
Here, I don't know. Hm.
My situation with Anna-May, that's, like...
That's done, really, innit?
So that's gone out the window. Olivia's obviously...
Me and Olivia have always got on.
We do get on, and I think it's probably the time
if I do make my decision, obviously sticking with Olivia,
I've got to obviously put that to her, do you know what I mean?
I've got to tell her that.
Every girl wants to see the other side.
Every girl wants to see the mature side and the serious side.
Kai? How was your night last night, mate?
I heard there was a cuddle or two.
My day yesterday was a bit, erm... It was a bit of a different day.
I had really good conversations with Anna-May, and there could
potentially be something there.
Maybe we could vibe, us two. But it depends.
I need to chat to her a bit more to figure it out.
I'm really looking forward to today.
I think it's going to change the game a little bit. Hm.
See, sort of, more true colours coming out.
I think everyone was kind of on their best form yesterday. Yeah.
Being welcoming, which is obviously really nice, but, erm...
We'll see who's in a sort of more solid coupling, and who's not.
I think it's fair game, to be fair. It is. It's early doors.
I'm ready. Ready to pounce. Yeah.
IAIN: David, loves, sorry to do this while you're grafting Tanya,
but we've run out of sunscreen,
so you'll have to spread the excess from your forehead wherever you can.
Interesting day. Yeah.
Are you always busy at home? Like, what's your day-to-day...
So... Monday to Friday... Yeah.
So, I'm like, in the office two days a week.
And I work from home, like, the other three days.
Oh! Yeah, but then I obviously, like, have my little side business.
So, like, I do that sort of in between hours.
What is that? Like, after work. I have a sports therapy business.
OK. Yeah, so like, if anyone's got lower back pain, things like that...
Ooh! Yeah, I'm your man.
I'm feeling a little... Are you feeling a little tight?
A little bit tight.
I might have to give you a massage later, then, eh?
When it gets a bit cool, go in there, you can give me one.
All right, cool. HE LAUGHS
Your outfit looks so nice, though. Thank you.
Every... Like, it was getting better and better.
You look nice in the day, then in the evening, you look fire.
You're going to get tired of telling me.
Do you know what? I am. You're gonna be like,
"You know what? No compliments for you today."
Maybe just kisses. Ooh!
Why...? What...?!
For sure, it could happen tonight, you know?
Er...?!
HE LAUGHS, SHE SPLUTTERS
Oh! Who are you, honestly?
I feel like we've got a connection now already. So...
Yeah, I feel like something's cooking up. It is.
Something's boiling. Yeah.
I'm not coming to waste time, though, do you know what I'm saying?
I'm feeling you, like, I've got the cute...
a little cute baddie over there.
What, you think you have the baddest?
Yeah, oh, 100%. You are the baddest.
I wouldn't have taken you on a date otherwise. Come on.
The way we're conversating, like, just so easily,
straight from the go.
I don't think we've had, like, a second of awkwardness.
So it's all a bit mad right now.
How do you feel about sharing a bed with me if it ever got to that?
I think if it ever got to that,
I'd be interested to see what the vibes are.
Cos I go on, like, natural vibes.
If I feel like turning around and giving you a spoon, I would do it.
Yeah. But if I don't, I'm not gonna do it.
Yeah. You can't force it. Yeah.
So I would be open to see what it's like,
but I think you would be rattling a few...
Feathers. Mm! OK, OK!
IAIN: In establishing a relationship,
the first few questions are key.
I've got three bankers I always go with:
What's your name? Where are you from?
And, of course...
Do you like serial killers and stuff?
I don't think I'd like them, but I think...
No, as in, like, do you find it interesting?
Yeah, I think they're interesting. Do you like stuff like that?
Like, if I was to watch TV, like a series,
it would probably be more like...
I'm not really a series type of girl.
I'm more like documentary. I like a film.
What sort of documentaries do you watch?
Like serial killer ones? Mm.
I watched this documentary before I came here
about this man and an octopus,
and he made best friends with the octopus.
Really? Mm.
Did the octopus, like, notice him? Yeah!
He swam out to meet this octopus for about 400 days in a row.
And the octopus literally sat on his chest.
Is it real? Yeah!
There's videos of it. And in the end, the octopus dies.
We could just chill all day, me and Anna-May,
and probably not run out of things to say to each other.
I feel like I get along with you. Yeah.
Like, I feel like you're kind of someone that my parents would like.
Well, you know...
What, you want to introduce me to your parents already?
No, but you're like that, do you know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah, no... I've enjoyed speaking to you.
I've enjoyed speaking to you as well.
I see her, like, looking when she walks past.
All the time. Act like it's normal.
I think it's like...
I think, in here, I'm the only lad in here that,
do you know what I mean, that she's paid attention to?
So it's just, yeah, it's difficult, isn't it?
Youse are both completely different girls -
completely different personalities, completely different -
do you know what I mean?
Vibes and everything. So it's mad.
There's gonna be some shakeups, isn't there?
I think there might be a few, like.
It is such a difficult situation because you build relationships
between people very quickly in the villa,
so it's just trying to figure out which one that's right for you.
IAIN: Or the one that's not right for you,
but you think will put a rocket up the arse
of the one you think is right for you.
Sound familiar, Tanyel?
How are you? I'm good. I'm good.
I see you're testing Kai and the fact that...
Not even testing him. Like, he'll see that it's...
If I saw things that I didn't like, just in general,
even though I've got no say... Mm.
..I would just be like, two can play at that game.
Yeah. Is that what you're doing? Is that what you're playing?
No, not even. But I would wanna get to know other people anyway.
Yeah. I've always been honest and open about that.
My top two, looks-wise and everything, would be you and Kai.
But I'm being respectful as much as I can.
We're not in a normal, ideal world.
We're in a situation where we should, do you know what I mean?
I feel like people are playing it too safe in here.
You think? I could argue you're playing safe.
I don't think so. Cos I feel like...
You basically shut yourself off from Kai for four days.
That's what you think, but I think you've done the same with Lana.
I think you've been a bit of a pussy.
Oh-ho-ho! Bit of a pussy?
I feel like I've done exactly what you've done, so... But...
It might come across that way.
Basically, we've both been pussies, is that what you're saying?
Maybe we're both at fault.
HE CHUCKLES
I think we wasted... That first chat seemed wasted, we had. Mm.
And I feel like we had one chat.
And then the next two days, we, kind of like, didn't talk.
Just, sort of like, flirt or, like, look at each other,
or banter each other, like.
So I feel like Ron brings out, like, a different side of me.
Maybe more like the feistier side, which is better in some ways.
I want to flirt with Ron all day, all night.
So what's happening with Zara?
HE EXHALES
I'm losing interest quickly now.
I'm-I'm... Don't worry about me.
I'm gonna do my thing.
And you're gonna do your thing,
and then we're just gonna have to see what happens.
Are you telling me you're bored of Kai now?
No. I didn't say that.
But you just want to spice things up a bit.
Interesting.
Tanyel, in that chat, has proper surprised me.
She keeps things very close to her chest.
And then, all of a sudden, she's come out and she said, like,
obviously, she likes me.
A bit naughty, you are now.
Where's this side been? Where's this been?
I just needed a couple of days to settle in.
Yeah, I was gonna say, you found your confidence now, ain't you?
SHE SIGHS
IAIN STIRLING: Olivia and Tanyel are having a chat,
and Ron's ears are burning.
Ron may borrow some sunscreen from David,
he's got loads left on his forehead.
When you look at Ron, what do you think?
Like, you and me would get on so well.
I feel like, if I argue with him... Yeah.
..it would be entertaining. Yeah.
Do you know what makes it so much stickier,
it's like the closer we're getting as girls in our friendship.
We're all getting along so well.
And did I feel bad for a second cos she's such a sweetie,
and I do really love her. She is. Yeah, me, too.
And then I thought, you know what, you were speaking to Tom yesterday,
you were speaking to everyone yesterday...
Yeah! Just gonna do it, yeah. ..which is fine. But like...
We're all friends, so what am I feeling bad for?
No, you do you, boo.
I feel like I'm gravitating towards two people,
and that's Ron and Kai, the most.
It's not like I fancy one more than the other,
I just need to give it more time.
But I feel like I equally like them both now.
He's a very attractive boy. He is, you know.
And his personality is top-top, like...
So sweet. But cheeky. Yeah.
Yeah, I think you like that. Mm. Mm.
THEY GIGGLE
Oh, no! Oh, no!
I feel like me and you just need to, you know, keep this to ourselves.
For now. I love you. I love you, too.
You know what, this is what I feel like doing... Yeah?
Saying the fire's here... Yeah?
..I wanna add petrol. Whoa! That is intense.
# Remember the feeling of my... #
IAIN: Hey, Haris, rap battle, me first.
For the left flip and the right flop,
now we're walking.
OK, so the blue tick goes with the blue top.
Now we're talking!
Shut up!
Where's it gone? Oh, it's somewhere!
No, I saw it. Oh, my God! That's so sad.
The girls will try hard every night.
Yeah, every night, they actually have.
Oh, why is this shirt taking me so long to iron? Mummy!
Does your mum do all your ironing? Yeah!
Stuff like this she irons for me, not if it's easy things.
Like pants and socks? Yeah, yeah.
Do the collar. The collar looks creased.
# Don't forget my love... #
The silicone ones.
# Don't forget my love... #
I'm so fucking good-looking!
# Don't forget my love
# Don't forget my love... #
CHEERING
IAIN: It's beer pong time,
and that beer contains as much alcohol
as my chances of pulling if I strolled into the villa
with my top off - absolutely zero.
Let's play beer pong!
THEY ALL CHEER
Oh! ALL: Yes!
"Snog an Islander who you think is boyfriend material."
ALL: Ooh!
THEY CHEER
Come on!
THEY CHEER
"Snog the islander you fancy the most."
ALL: Ooh!
THEY CHEER
'Er, Anna-May did pick me as well.'
I suppose the feelings were obviously reciprocated
between us two.
Yes! THEY CHEER
"Snog the Islander you fancy the most for 30 seconds."
OK, OK, OK!
THEY SCREAM AND CHEER
One, two, three, four...!
Obviously I didn't like seeing David, like, snog Tanya.
Erm... But you know, it seems to be a theme
every single time there's a challenge.
ALL: ..five, six, seven...!
It's crazy how in 20 seconds, I knew that...
this is not it. This is not it.
THEY CHEER Told you I was gonna fuckin' get it!
Keep going. Keep going, Zara.
Keep going, don't stop.
"Snog the islander you'd couple up with
"if your current partner wasn't in the villa." Well...
I'm single. ALL: Aww.
CHEERING
SCREAMING
Oh, my days!
Oh, my days. OK!
APPLAUSE
"Snog the Islander you'd most like to introduce to your family."
CHEERING
I'd love to be in your position, mate. NOT!
Oh, my God, man. NOT!
Oh! Oh, my God!
Go closer, go closer.
That's it! CHEERING
"Kiss an Islander on your favourite place to be kissed."
HE GASPS Oh, my...
SCREAMING
What the fuck is going on tonight? Oh, my God!
I was like, "What are you doing? What are you doing?!"
CHEERING
"Name the Islander who you see as your biggest competition."
HE EXHALES
Lana.
Ooh! APPLAUSE
Come on! On me head.
CHEERING
Go on, girls.
Oh.
"Nibble the ear of the boy
"you would most like to have sexy pillow talk with."
Whoo! Whoo!
LAUGHTER
CHEERING
Well done!
"Lick the Islander you think is the most tasty."
Oh, my God!
I'm not gonna be surprised.
GASPING
TANYA SCREAMS
CHEERING
See! See!
Come on, Tanyel. You can get it.
"Kiss an Islander from head to toe."
Oh, my...
Move out of my way!
GASPING, SCREAMING
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
CHEERING
Head to toe.
I don't know what's happening. I don't know what's going on.
Head to toe, and you went for the lips!
CHEERING
Come on, Tanya.
"Snog three boys you think are the best kissers."
OK!
ALL CHANT: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
CHEERING
GASPING, CHEERING
Come on, girl!
LAUGHTER, CHEERING
Oh!
CHEERING
Right at the bottom!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
What does it say? Fuckin' hell.
"Kiss both of the cheeks of the Islander
"you think are the most two-faced."
ALL: Oh!
GASPING
LAUGHTER
BOYS GASP
No! That's savage!
Right, go on. That is savage!
I feel like she's using me in her game.
I feel like she wanted to humiliate me.
CHEERING
Cheeky!
Have a drink. Kind of a lot to drink by yourself.
Reveal a secret to the other Islanders.
Ooh!
Oh, I've got a good one.
I'm actually not two-faced, I'm very straight up.
BOYS SCREAM, CHEERING
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
LAUGHTER
Oh, my God!
I think, girls' chat. Boys' chat.
Oh, no, no, no. No? OK.
I'm definitely not the one that's being bitchy right now.
No, I know. No, no. I'm not, I'm not...
Let's go to the terrace. You know I am always real with you.
Yeah. I just don't want it to be... No, babe, 100%.
..dealt with in the wrong way.
I mean, she was proper upset, bro. I shouldn't have probably done that.
But what that is, that's between her.
That's between her and Zara, though.
She made her decision to give you the cold shoulder.
They where the consequences but, yeah, of course, it's not nice.
She's just seen someone who she's coupled with go kiss someone else.
That's hard to take.
Obviously, I fancy Olivia and I fancy Zara,
so I'm in a bit of a predicament at the minute.
I think for me to jump into bed tonight with Olivia,
be all touchy-feely, cuddling and stuff, it's not fair
because that would make me give Olivia the wrong impression.
Tom, bro, don't stress, man. I just don't want to upset her.
No, but, bro, do you know what it is, yeah? She obviously likes you.
It's so clear, innit, yeah?
And obviously I think she thinks, like,
you two have got something good going.
Obviously, she doesn't know where you stand,
so you need to have that conversation with her
and let her know where you stand.
No, do you know what?
I wanted to talk to you guys
because I don't wanna say anything to her right now.
I just wanna sit on it and I don't wanna, you know, make a thing,
cos I don't wanna make her feel uncomfortable.
Of course she can go and snog who she wants,
but she goes and snogs the guy that I'm...
It's just, like, "Do you not learn?"
She's 27, she's never been in a relationship,
and maybe she thought, out of the two that are here now,
they were her top two,
and they've both kind of mugged her a little bit.
And also, me being the new girl, mugged her too.
To be honest, she's actually showing
that she is merely playing a bit of a game
because I think she's second-guessing herself.
I'm in here to just be myself, and I did what I wanted to do.
I wanted to kiss Tom. I kissed Tom.
I think Olivia's definitely kept her cards close to her chest.
I was not expecting her to react like that.
I mean, I know she's in a couple with Tom,
and she's told me she takes longer to open up to people,
but, like, it was a game,
and I thought she'd be the most light-hearted and easiest person
to go along with.
I think if Olivia wants to kind of go the distance in here,
she needs to start being a lot more honest and open with everyone.
It's just the comment. It's, like, "two-faced".
I'm far from two-faced.
Personally, I would have picked one of the boys
because I wouldn't give a shit what they think cos I don't care,
but it is just a game and she had to pick someone.
And she could have honestly done it with no bad intent.
The thing is, I can normally take it.
I think Zara's reasoning for picking me, I think it was calculated.
She definitely knew she was gonna get a reaction,
and she definitely did.
Boys!
What's going on? Oh, my God.
Tonight is madness.
There's nothing we can do. They're boys.