IAIN STIRLING: Previously, on Love Island...
things got steamy.
Kiss both the cheeks of the Islander you think are the most two-faced.
I feel like she wanted to humiliate me.
# The gloves are coming off... #
IAIN: And the temperature rose.
How was your kiss with Tanya?
What's wrong with you, bro? You do this all the time, bro.
You try and shit-stir.
Boys!
Don't speak to me like that!
Don't speak to you like what, mate?
Oh, my God.
Chill, chill, chill. I'm not gonna do nothing.
# The gloves are coming off... #
TEXT ALERT
IAIN: Tonight...
I got a text!
IAIN: ..for one boy...
The boy not picked to be in a couple
will be dumped from the island immediately.
IAIN: It's the end of the road.
The boy...
..I'd like to couple up with...
..is...
# All the leaves are brown
# And the sky is grey
# I went for a walk... #
IAIN: After last night's beer pong, things turned ugly.
Well, as ugly as a house full of gorgeous models
and muscle-bound Adonises can get.
Basically, Shaq's mad at Tanya for kissing Kai, Ron and Tom,
Olivia's mad at Tom and Zara cos Tom licked her neck,
and Zara called her two-faced.
Shaq's mad at Harris for stirring things up,
and I'm mad at all of them,
cos the show's called Love Island, and this is all very off-brand.
# California dreaming
# On such a winter's day... #
Quick one, bro. It's gonna be a quick one.
The only thing that got to me is...
to call me a shit-stirrer is a big thing.
That's it, man. OK.
That's all I can say. Cool.
For me, personally, yeah, I feel like in certain situations,
you don't necessarily, like, read the room,
and, no-one has even spoken to me about how I felt
about the challenge myself,
and then the first thing for you to say...
Was that. ..was that to David.
You started laughing,
and I thought that was disrespectful.
Yeah, that's...
And, like, let me just get this out.
I get that you're young and you've got all this energy,
but sometimes, you need to understand certain situations
and know what to say and when to say it.
I don't think you get that.
If I'm being honest, yeah, I just... like, that's how it felt.
It felt like you were trying to stir the pot.
I wouldn't have stirred, like, OK, I said the thing,
but if you reacted in a different way and said,
"Haris, not now, there's a time and place for that,
"we'll chat about that later."
Calling me a shit-stirrer is a big thing.
But how times do you always do this?
Maybe it's an age thing or your level of maturity.
It's not, I'm 21 years...
Your level of maturity is different, bro,
because you never understand, like, situations,
or when to speak and how to speak and what to say.
Just stop trying to dad me.
I'm not trying to dad you.
Yeah, I think you are.
I'm not trying to dad you.
I think you're trying to dad me, bro.
Bro, you're the most immature here.
No, I'm not, man.
You are, bro.
Because I'm the youngest here, don't think that.
You're just trying to put me down, like I'm this immature kid.
I'm not an immature kid.
We can get everyone in this villa and ask the question.
Get everyone, then!
Get everyone and ask them if you're immature,
and I'm telling you,
100% of the people will say you're immature.
You show your age.
We'll leave this conversation, bro,
because I don't want to listen to you trying to dad me.
All right, all right.
I've got a dad for that.
OK.
.
Everyone needs to take a freaking chill...
big, fat chill pill.
Calm down.
LAUGHTER
Relax!
Are you good, though, yeah?
I'm good, like,
but the girls are all gathered around her.
Thank God Tanya's here, because...
Yeah.
HE SIGHS
I deffo feel, just, definitely...
Listen, emotions are high...
She said she takes a while to open up,
but we've all said you've got to move quick in here.
You've got to make your feelings known.
I know, listen...
Otherwise you start falling by the wayside.
I think, listen...
You know what it is, it's not just my thing.
Obviously, that hurt her, but I loved her comeback,
so I thought she was good.
But you know what probably mugged her the most?
Liv obviously licked Tom's ear,
but Tom had to lick a girl, and he picked me.
She's gotten so upset,
and I think I've got the brunt of it,
because, obviously, I made that comment.
I thought she could take it on her chin, obviously not.
Then Tom reciprocated vibes with me.
So I think it's just, like, a triple whammy.
IAIN: After tonight's dramatic events,
Tom's deliberated long and hard about how to approach
this complex situation with Olivia in a mature unconsidered manner.
Tom, the floor is yours.
Is my bum wet? Dunno, I wouldn't tell you.
HE CHUCKLES
You don't have to reply. Just let me speak, OK?
OK. But, yeah, like, I'm not the type of guy.
I don't want to ever make a girl upset.
Like, I think a lot about you. Never want to see you upset. Yeah.
I dunno. Maybe I shouldn't have done what I did, but I did it.
You did what you wanted to do.
Look, it's not that, but I had my reasons, you know?
I know you might be a bit of a slow-burner,
but you kind of really didn't give me anything, so, like...
what's kinda going on, d'you know what I mean?
I was looking forward to having a really nice chat with you tonight.
And I feel like... But I didn't know...
I feel like, if I'm being completely honest,
that's put me ten steps back.
That's just how it is. Yeah.
And, like, me being slow, like, I'm not gonna act like a married couple,
do you know what I mean?
No, I'm not saying that.
I spoke to you way more before I was even in a couple with you. Yeah.
And I dunno, like...
If I didn't give a shit about you, I wouldn't try and pull you twice.
And I genuinely do care about you, and I don't want to see you upset.
Yeah. I ain't here to play games.
I know that might come across like me to play games,
but I'm really not, but...
Just like, I feel like, obviously, what she said first off
rubbed me up the wrong way.
Right.
Come here. Come on.
Just the whole game is just shit, isn't it?
I apologise for making you upset. It's OK.
IAIN: Lana wants to know why Shaq's been flirting with her,
and I want to know who's been sucking on my giant Polo mints.
I feel like he's been a bit flirty. He kissed my chest.
I don't know whether to approach it with Tanya or not.
I don't think you'd need to approach it with Tanya
because you haven't done anything.
Yeah. You stood there, he came over to you.
I feel like this has got under everyone's skin.
Apart from me. I'm fine. But d'you know what...
In fact, you had a good time! I have.
But d'you know what, cos obviously I kissed Kai cos I fancy Kai,
but he kissed Tanya for a reaction from me. Yeah.
But I don't think it was. I don't think it was.
No. He kissed Tanya for an easy life.
Yeah. I think he wanted to kiss me.
IAIN: David is loving all the drama in tonight's episode of Love Island.
Look at him, the lad is on the edge of his seat!
If I'm being a hundred, yeah,
I felt disrespected by Tanya in that challenge.
Because, I could have easily, like, kissed another girl on, like,
on the lips, but I chose the chest,
like, obviously, cos it's a game, whatever.
But then, bearing in mind, I'm the only one that's kissed her
outside of a challenge as well, yeah?
And we kiss in bed, and all this stuff, yeah?
Every single challenge, yeah, I feel like she's always the one
that's kissed, and always offers up, like, to, like, be kissed.
I kind of felt, like, a little bit disrespected, if I'm being honest.
She goes on a date, and then she's in bed, kissing you,
cos that's what she wants to do.
And, to be fair, she came out, or came off of that date
and was like... Sorry, David, by the way...
This is awkward chat, bro. Erm...
You good, though, bro? David? Mate, it's awkward, innit?
You know what, I feel sorry for him, you know?
I feel like he's come in here and he thinks he's got no chance.
Mate, how do you think I felt for the last five days?
To be fair... Can't leave him on his own, mate.
I think his head might be frazzled now, as well... Yeah.
..because the girl he was interested in,
obviously, we've just been... chatting about.
What's up, brother? I'm good, mate.
You sure? Yeah. Bruv...
It's just hard hearing all of that, innit, like? Hm.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, obviously, I didn't need to be there.
That's the chat with them, though.
They're more than welcome to have that chat.
I just didn't need to be there.
Shaq, I promise you, I think you're overthinking it.
I think you've done yourself in, in terms of, like,
you're overthinking something that, I promise you,
is not even there, and I feel like... you know what?
You're actually constantly thinking, doubting things,
and you're causing a space between you.
Don't allow that to happen, man.
I don't wanna be too sensitive about the situation,
but I'm a sensitive guy.
If it's someone that I like and everything,
and everyone feels that they can kiss her,
then it is a bit of a put off for me, really.
You good? I'm fine.
I don't know about everyone else in here.
I'm good, I'm good.
I just... Obviously, like, I think we need to have a conversation...
Yeah. ..cos I'm hearing things from different sides.
Me and you, obviously, we've had nice chats.
We said we're open to getting to know each other, right? Yes.
Which we've both agreed. Correct.
And it's been going well, I think, I don't know, from your side? Yeah.
The boys were talking, basically, they were saying, after today,
you said you missed Shaq.
I don't need to be hearing that conversation.
That's hard for me to hear.
Obviously, you've built a connection with him, I understand that.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
You guys...
You knew him before me, but it's like, hearing that
and the conversation me and you have had, it's like...
It's like, "Is she telling me different things?"
Yeah, is she telling me different things
because I feel like she's not interested. Then I would have...
Do you know what I mean? Gone about my way. So, yeah.
Are you ready for me? Yeah. 100%.
I wouldn't have taken you on a date if I wasn't ready for you,
number one, and number two, I wouldn't have kissed you
in the challenge,
and I've been open and honest with you for the whole thing.
Yeah. I like you.
Like, do you know what I'm saying?
I'm still very open to seeing where this goes. OK, cool.
Because I feel like there is... Yeah. Something there.
I've never said to Shaq, like, I'm closing you off.
I've literally said, there's something about him
that I just am intrigued.
We know we are on the same page. So, like...
From conversations I've had with Tanya, it's been good,
but I definitely feel like we need to have, like,
more conversations to see where, like, what direction
potentially we could actually go in, and where her head is.
IAIN: Lana's panicking that Zara is going to go behind her back
and try to steal Ron.
Lana, don't worry. It's never gonna happen.
She's going to try and steal him right in front of your face.
Hello, my darling angels. Hello.
Can I borrow you? Just want to chat.
Yeah, yeah. Course. Is that all right?
Thank you, baby. Help me up.
Thank you. See you in a bit.
Get yourself down here. Park my booty down.
Oh, fuck, that was low. Yeah.
How are you? You all right?
So, obviously, I've been wanting to speak to you all day.
We've not really spoken... Yeah, we haven't.
..since our date. Yeah.
I mean, I felt like our date went well.
Yeah, it did.
I feel like it's just been... It is. It's just like...
..separate since then. Yeah...
I just feel like you completely backed off, which is fine. But...
Are you still open to get to know me, or...
Literally, it's chilled at this point because it's early.
I think with me, if, like, complete, open transparency,
me and Lana have, like, got really close. No, I saw that.
I think you guys are actually really well-suited, to be fair.
You know, she's just...
Had that connection with her from the start,
and I'm finding myself wanting to, instead of playing games,
like, investing 75% of my energy into one girl
and then leaving the rest and exploring, I want to...
Put 100% into her.
I want to get to a point into getting to 100%, so, yeah...
I think maybe you owed me, like, a bit of conversation, though,
if you knew that?
Because I was still open. Like, today, I'm new, innit?
To be honest with you, it's only after, like,
seeing conversations that you've had and building something with Tom. OK.
I think now, trying to make a sort of, bit of...
A big boy decision. A big boy decision.
And trying to be respectful at the same time, which is what I want.
I think, naturally, it's kind of falling into place, though,
I'm not going to lie. I really, really rate Lana.
Like, I really like her. Nah, she's lovely.
Look, come here, give us a hug. I'm a lucky guy.
# I thought it'd be easier... #
IAIN: Earlier, Tanya picked Kai, Ron and Tom as the best kissers.
Now she feels bad for Shaq, and she wants to kiss and make up.
Ideally, kiss Kai and make up with Shaq.
How do you think the game went?
Considering the fact that I'm the only person
that you've kissed, like, outside of a challenge
and we, like, actually, like, kiss and spend time together in bed
and everything like that, and you kissed, like, those three.
I was just, like, "Wow".
Like, I kinda... I'll be honest,
I did feel a little bit disrespected.
Obviously, I don't want you to feel like I was doing that on purpose.
OK. So... yeah. I'm sorry.
It's OK, like, I'm glad you understand, like,
where I'm coming from.
Like, yeah, obviously, I'm saying what I'm saying
cos I do like you. And, like... Pff...
I like you so much, and it's annoying me,
cos I'm actually trusting you with my feelings.
I know it's a game and everything like that, but it's just, like,
obviously, my feelings don't change that quickly.
Obviously, if I didn't have feelings for her,
then I wouldn't be so bothered.
Earlier, Zara called Olivia two-faced.
An ex once called me two-faced.
I said she was talking rubbish, and the girl I was seeing
behind her back totally agreed with me.
Liv, can we speak, please? Ugh, can we do it tomorrow, babe?
I don't want us to be deep.
I just don't want this to be deep between us, I really don't.
OK. Whatever you want to do. Yeah.
Are you OK, first of all? Yeah. Thanks. Are you? Yeah.
I just didn't want to speak too soon, cos I'm a hothead and...
Yeah, tensions were high.
Of course, I rate that, and I literally rated you, like,
wanting space, like, I was like, "Maybe she'll pull me."
But then the boys were like, "Probably won't."
I was like, "Give it time."
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, "I just need to, like, adjust."
Just calm. Yeah, I know...
Everything had just happened.
A million percent. It's been carnage tonight.
I don't even know. I was not expecting any of that.
I didn't mean to hurt you, I didn't mean to make you feel away.
I felt humiliated. Oh, I'm sorry.
No, it's fine, I'm just telling you how I felt.
For me, it was the complete opposite.
I was like, "I don't know who to fucking pick."
Honestly, I wish I could take it back.
Did you do it cos you knew you'd get a reaction from me?
No! OK. I didn't think that you'd genuinely be hurt by it.
I thought that you'd be like, "Oh, banter."
But I get it's deep. I can take banter, but that's personal.
Of course. I know it comes across... It's so hard to explain.
It wasn't personal. Mm-hm. I get it.
But I didn't mean to hurt you. No, it's OK.
It's the last thing I would want to do at all. Oh, bless you.
Honestly, honestly, I am sorry. I mean that, I mean that.
I accept your apology. Thank you.
I was reluctant to speak to her tonight, if I'm completely honest,
but I'm glad I squashed it.
I do think that she knew what she was doing
and she did pick me for a reason.
Anna-May and Kai are having a catch-up.
Oh, brilliant, their chats are riveting (!)
In fact, their true-crime podcast -
Do You like Serial Killers And Stuff? -
is available now on all the usual platforms.
How's your night been? My night? Erm...
It's been eventful, hasn't it? Yeah?
Have you spoke to Tanya? Nah.
SHE STIFLES LAUGHTER What?
Listen, like, I live such a peaceful life, right, OK?
I don't want drama in my life, and that's how she acts.
Like, I just don't like drama. Like, I fucking hate it. I know.
So it's a difficult situation for me, like... Yeah, I get that.
At the end of the day, I'm not in a relationship with her.
Mm. Like, and she's a nice girl, and we have got along...
and have had a laugh, but I feel like I have to think like, like...
ten steps ahead every single conversation
to make sure the conversation flows.
Yeah, that's not good. I think she's quite in-denial.
I think maybe she's never been pied by a lad before. Yeah.
I don't think she's happy, I'm not gonna lie.
No, to be honest, I don't really care.
Like, that's it. I genuinely don't care that much. No.
.
IAIN: Ron's decided he's not interested in Zara.
Ron, the good news is Zara has a 14-day returns policy,
as long as you've kept the receipt.
Now, Ron wants to let Lana know the news.
Obviously wanted to talk to you today.
Because I want to focus all my energy
into what we've got going now.
So, she's out the picture, obviously.
Really? Yep.
And you're the whole picture. Am I?
You are. Thank you.
That's all right. That's nice.
Like, obviously, even with the game, like,
we keep finding ourselves in challenges, like,
kissing with each other,
but we haven't really had, like, a proper one.
And for me, I've been clucking for one, and I want it right now.
Really? Yeah.
I've got lip gloss on. I don't care.
# My girl
# My girl... #
It feels like he genuinely has a connection with me.
This proves that he is for me.
I think it's a good step in the right direction.
That was cute. Yeah.
Did you have that planned?
I've had that planned for a couple of days.
You're smooth. Smooth? You think?
Smooth. Nah.
Just charm, innit?
Charm? Just natural charm.
This has been my best night. Shut up.
Everyone has a best night, and this has been my best night by a mile.
# My girl
# Oh, I think I've lost my senses
# Am I walking straight Into a burning light? #
What a bloody shit storm!
I just got my first kiss on the terrace.
THEY EXCLAIM
# I think I'm losing my Mind over him... #
Aw!
# Ooh, every night, sitting here With my head on fire... #
I don't care that he kissed her. I care about
how the situation happened and, like, it wasn't genuine.
And even if he didn't...
You think that he is trying to come across like he's being respectful,
but you think he actually just wanted to piss you off? Yeah.
Is that what you think? I can't lie. I hear that.
You find yourself in such cushty positions, bro.
All the time. How do you get out of it?
Bro, we've been the same.
I've managed to make big-boy decisions.
Take everything with a pinch of salt, it's a lesson.
RON SIGHS
This isn't awkward at all (!)
No, do you know what they actually do say?
Don't go to sleep... On a bad note? ..on a bad note.
So if there's anything, honestly... Good night!
THEY LAUGH
Whoo!
No, but if there is anything that you wanna say, say it now.
I'll go first. I don't like how we all argued and didn't get on.
THEY LAUGH
# Impossible fight over here Without you every night... #
# Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
# Sitting here With my head on fire. #
IAIN: It's the morning after Beer-Pong-Gate.
I love adding "gate" to stuff to make it sound more dramatic.
Someone stole the entrance to my garden one time.
I called the incident Garden-gate.
Morning, all. Morning. Oh, mate!
So, how is everyone feeling after yesterday?
THEY LAUGH
SHAQ: Oh, my gosh. What the fuck happened? Like...
I hope everyone's done with arguing
and today is about finding love again.
# You and me Original hearts, baby... #
Will, I should have picked you when I had the chance.
Innit. D'you know what? I would've treated you like a princess.
We would just've been kissing non-stop.
# You and me Kissing the stars, baby
# Shining bright When the daylight comes
# You and me Original hearts, baby
# Shining bright When the daylight comes, oh. #
I don't think anything that happened last night,
there was like... proper intent.
It all escalated so quick. Yeah.
How was your night? It was fine.
We had a kiss earlier on. Aw.
Did I tell you that? Talk about the terrace!
Yeah, he brought me up to the terrace and gave me a kiss.
But he said, "I'm 100% for you now." Oh.
RON: I'm just gonna invest, like, all my energy into her now,
because I just think having two or three on the scene,
as much as it's good fun, it's just not what you're in here for. Yeah.
And there's enough drama as it is. So, for me, just investing a lot...
I know something can happen, like, loads of things can happen,
people can walk in, I'm not stupid. But for now,
whilst things are really good, I'm just gonna keep going.
How are you, er, Tanya, with Shaq?
So, obviously, he was fuming at me yesterday in the game.
He was like, "Oh, we kiss in bed all the time.
"Why didn't you kiss me in the game? Like, that's just weird."
She was, like, apologising, and said,
"Yeah, I didn't really mean to make you feel that way."
She was just, like, a bit oblivious to the situation, sort of thing.
Because, obviously, me, I'm just always gonna say how I feel. Mm.
So I did tell her, and she was just like, "Yeah, obviously, I'm sorry."
And then, yeah, just went to bed, it was all sweet, had a cuddle.
Yeah. Tom, what about you, mate? You, er... Obviously, I think...
Yeah, you was darting about. THEY LAUGH
Nah, like, no-one wants to see a girl upset, you know what I mean?
So that's why I was trying to go between 'em both.
Are you 50-50? I think so, mate, yeah.
Me and Anna-May, really get along with her.
Erm, like I can just chill with her and talk to her all day. Erm...
She knows that I'm very interested in her,
and I know that she's very interested in me.
On the other hand, with Tanyel, I do like her as well.
However, she, like, puts a bit of resistance,
but I think this resistance she put on,
I think it's a very much love-hate relationship.
Yeah.
And I think she likes me a lot more than she's letting on,
like, yeah, she defo does. Yeah.
I think last night she was probably just very jealous,
and that's why she acted the way she did.
How do you feel about the way kind of like what happened,
obviously, with what happened... What she did to Ron?
Mate, like, it's not so much what she did to Ron,
it's just the fact that I think she did it to spite me.
Yeah.
Last night I just wanted to kiss everyone other than him.
LAUGHTER
I feel like you guys are in a fine place, to be fair.
Maybe it was a bit bad,
but still I would do it again, I wouldn't care.
SHE SIGHS
It's too calm.
Yeah, it is too calm.
IAIN: As a footballer, Tom's known for his ball skills.
I can see why.
Can we please cut to Shaq and Tanya,
for Tom starts showing off his dribbling?
What are you saying?
How are you? HE SIGHS
I'm feeling a bit hot and bothered, you know, to be fair.
You're feeling hot and bothered? Yeah.
Why?
Cos I feel like I don't know what to do with myself.
TEXT ALERT
SCREAM
Got a text!
SCREAMING, WHOOPING
Oh, my God.
READS TEXT
Oh, my God. Fucking hell.
Ho-ho!
Shit! Shit!
I'm not even being funny, I'm shitting it.
Fuck!
My heart is racing.
Just got so real. Yeah.
I ain't gonna lie, I'm shitting it a bit.
I'm a bit worried.
IAIN: For farmer Will, Harris and Kai,
the good news is that between them,
there's three girls who fancy them.
The bad news for Will and Harris
is all three of those girls fancy Kai.
I'm just, like, a bit worried in the sense that
I just haven't found a connection with anyone, which puts me in...
A vulnerable position. Yeah.
I'm just mates with everyone. Not anything else.
And why would you go for a mate when you think you could go
for someone that potentially could be there.
I've just been way too jokey with everything.
Yeah. D'you know what I mean?
How do you think Olivia feels about you?
Me and Olivia always have got along, bro.
I feel like she's my energy.
Me waking up to Olivia and Tom in bed, I were just like...
Are you jealous?
I did want Olivia to be in my bed. Yeah.
Like, truthfully, boys.
I think Olivia's 50-50, bro.
We'll just have to see, won't we? We'll just have to...
Made, I'm in such a conflicting position
with Tanyel, bro. HE SIGHS
We're so different, but so similar, but it works.
I feel like we could end being a pretty strong couple
if we both opened up,
but then me and Anna-May, we do get along.
If Anna-May pitched you, how would you react?
I don't know, I don't know if I'd be jealous
if Tanyel was bed with somebody else.
she knows she's fit, as well.
She knows she's fit, as well.
This is when shit starts to get real.
Oh, man. This is fucking mad. This is crazy, mate.
It's the girl's picking, isn't it? It's a big one, that.
IAIN: The good news for Farmer Will is when it comes to grafting,
he's an expert in his field.
The bad news is, that field is on a farm in Buckinghamshire.
And he's not the only one feeling the pressure.
I was just thinking before, like, I have a decision to make.
Yeah.
But at the same time, you've come in,
and you've went directly for me.
Yeah. And that means...
Maybe it means, or maybe doesn't mean,
I don't know, just hypothetically speaking,
maybe it means more than someone who could be here from the beginning.
That's just a question that's in my head.
Yeah.
I could have easily have gone the route of loads of girls,
bombshell, speak to everyone on the same night,
keep a few options open.
Recoupling... A few potentials could pick me.
But I've kind of took the riskiest route I could, taking you on a date,
and I'm being honest with you, of who I've been speaking to
and spoke to and that, and I've gravitated to you.
But you never know. Maybe... I'm thinking of every scenario.
Someone will get to you before me.
HE LAUGHS
No!
Oh, my God.
It's actually... It's actually...
If that actually happened, I would be like,
"What the fuck?"
Like I said, at the end of the day,
everyone needs to do what's best for them.
Fuck what everybody else says. At the end of the day, it's you.
Maybe I feel the way I feel because it's like,
I've sort of put all my eggs in one basket
because of the connection I've made.
Mm-hm. Do you know what I mean?
That's why maybe...
I've gone for what I want.
Do you know what I mean? I've gone for what I want.
Is this going to work for me or is it not? Yeah.
But time will tell, and what will be, will be, innit?
So... What will be...
I like when you touch me.
..will be.
That sounded so weird, didn't it? "I like when you touch me."
Yeah, it's quite odd. Give me a hug.
Jack's been great, but... David's nice.
So... it's like...
do I stick with somebody because of time
or do I give somebody else a chance?
So I'm really, really confused about what I'm going to do.
MUSIC PLAYS
You've got a nice, tight little bum, mate.
THEY LAUGH
Fucking hell, bruv!
MUSIC PLAYS
How's everybody feeling about tonight?
I think the scariest part is somebody getting dumped.
Are you nervous for tonight, then, boys?
It's not a nice feeling.
No, brother. Fuck's sake.
I don't really want to think, yeah.
Cos it's genuinely a fucking sad thing, like, if...
Bro, one of us is gonna go. Exactly. That's it.
I genuinely think, like, no-one's safe.
But can we just say in advance, girls, whatever happens tonight,
it's not personal.
Nah.
We're here to find the one for us, d'you know what I mean? So...
It's weird, isn't it, cos you don't want anyone to go,
but it could literally be anyone.
Either way, we've fucking done ourselves, right,
d'you know what I mean?
And as long as you can go home and be like,
"Look, I was me, and I done..." D'you know what I mean? Yeah.
I actually think I could put this up there
as one of the best weeks of my life.
Yeah, bro, 100%.
# All the things she said
# I think I'm losing my head now
My head now
# Losing my head now... #
Wahey! Aw, yeah.
# Losing my head now My head now
# Again and again... #
THEY CHAT
All right, tonight's the hardest night in the villa so far.
We've all been extremely close as we've come in here,
and I don't want whoever goes to forget about that.
Let's fucking go.
Cheers!
THEY CHEER
IAIN STIRLING: With the re-coupling looming,
the boys are grafting,
but Kai's playing his cards close to his chest.
And on those cards are the words,
"God, please pick me, I love you,
"and I really want to stay in the villa."
I think you're fucking beautiful.
Every single time I look at you, I get so gassed.
I can see that.
You've probably clocked me looking at you
because I'm there, like, "I fancy this girl so much."
But then sometimes, you don't look at me,
and I think to myself,
am I the sort of guy that she actually looks for?
And that's what I doubt sometimes.
# Hey, let it be, my love
# You better be mine... #
Obviously, really want you to pick me.
If I'm still here,
but I'm not in your bed, I'll be fuming.
I know it will be the same.
I'm, like, praying it doesn't happen,
but in the back of my head, I'm thinking,
it's a possibility that it is.
Can't lie, I would like to share the bed with you.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm getting really good vibes from you.
Really good vibes from you.
So this night could be interesting.
# Are you gonna
# Are you gonna be mine... #
If you was to pick me tonight, I will take it serious.
Mm.
I'm not just playing about.
That's what I'm here for, to find love.
I don't you to have that second thought of,
"Oh, is Haris gonna be loyal?"
Yeah.
"Is Haris gonna be mature in situations?"
Like, yeah, I will do it.
I want my husband material guy.
Someone that's real, honest, and puts me first.
Yeah.
HE SIGHS
The fact that I'm a bit lost for words shows how intense
and serious... This is.
# Walking on the clouds... #
You know I hate doing this.
# Oh, I will never... #
See you later.
Fuck you!
Joking.
What really should be happening is just you going...
Just know that...
"I made a mistake, I think I'm in love with you."
SHE LAUGHS
I'm going, "Get out, really?
"What a roller-coaster ride this is meant to be."
I'd be happy if I was sharing a bed with you tonight.
Would we have a cuddle?
# How you gotta be, my love
# You gotta be mine... #
You know I fancy you.
You know that attraction's, like, fucking there.
I'm not gonna beat about the bush.
Hm, I just...
How are you feeling about it all?
I don't know.
I feel like if the decision's down to me,
I just still don't know what I'm gonna do.
Hm.
It might not be down to me.
Mm.
Someone's coming to the villa looking for love
and they're leaving without it.
Even Shaq, like, a couple of days ago,
you thought Shaq and Tanya were in the best position.
But they're not.
Who's worried the most?
Everyone.
You're so cute, man.
Thank you!
You're so cute.
.
It's a hard one.
I'm just gonna let myself make that decision when I stand there.
TEXT ALERT
Oh, shit.
I've got a text!
Oh, my God.
Love you all.
MUFFLED
# Trouble This is...
# Come and, come and, Come and, come and
# Come and prove that This is real life
# Trouble This is... #
IAIN: The Islanders have gathered around the firepit
for the first re-coupling, and it's decision time for Anna-May.
She's currently coupled up with Haris.
I've decided to couple up with this boy
because I feel like we have a really good connection.
He's had my eye since day one.
I like listening to his little stories
and I enjoy spending time with him.
I also feel like there's a lot more to explore
and a lot more to find out about each other.
So, the boy that I'd like to couple up with is...
..Kai.
# Does it make you scared of me?
# Does it make you scared of me? #
Next up is bombshell, Zara.
SHE SIGHS
# You can't hide from who you are
# The light peels back the dark... #
I've decided to couple up with this boy because,
ever since I walked into the villa,
he's made me feel incredibly welcome.
# You can't hide from who you are. #
One has definitely caught my eye
and has made his feelings to be quite known,
and I do think, as it stands, I can see us working on the outside,
and I'm looking forward to exploring our journey further,
and seeing where we can go from here.
So, the boy I would like to couple up with as...
# There's no hiding place Not a secret safe... #
..Tom. # You can't run, run, run
# From a smoking gun
# Caught in the cross hairs Of the things we've done.
# There's no hiding place. Not a secret safe. #
It's Olivia's turn to choose. She WAS coupled up with Tom.
# On the place that you lived
# Our minds are troubled By the emptiness... #
I've decided to couple up with this boy because...
from the moment we met, I think it's fair to say
that there was attraction from both sides.
I like the fun, playful side he brings out in me.
I also find myself gravitating towards him a lot in the villa.
And I look forward to seeing if there's a connection there.
# Setting fire to our insides For fun... #
So, the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
..Haris.
# And you caused it. #
Next to go is Tanya. Right now, she's coupled up with Shaq,
but David's made his feelings for her clear.
# I always found you Through the crowd
# But I never told you out loud... #
I've decided to couple up with this boy because I feel like
not only has he told me that he likes me, he's showed me,
and he's put all his eggs in one basket.
He's really confident, he's good-looking, he's funny.
And I feel like it would be a shame
to watch him go before I explore what could be.
# Knew what I felt Was not pretend... #
So, the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
# You will always spark the light The light in me... #
..Shaq.
# You will always spark the light Spark the light in me
# You will always Mess me up the best
# You steal all my nights All my nights from me. #
Next to choose is Tanyel.
She stole Kai from Olivia, but now she's on her own.
She has to choose between Will, Ron or David.
I've decided to couple up with this boy
because I feel like we get on really well.
# I need inspiration Don't need no validation... #
I feel like he's charismatic.
I feel like we've got banter.
# Everything's been so hard With all the situations... #
And I'd like to get to know him on a deeper level.
# I just want to run away... #
So, the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
# I just need to numb the pain... #
..Ron.
IAIN: Next up is Lana.
She's on her own after Tanyel stole Ron from her.
Lana's got to choose between Will and David,
and the boy she doesn't choose will be going home.
# Came in from a rainy Thursday On the avenue... #
I have decided to couple up with this boy, because...
..although this decision is shit...
..this guy has been consistent in showing me a lot of attention...
# What has happened to you...# ..and always really funny.
The boy I'd like to couple up with is...
..Will.
# But I won't cry for yesterday
# There's an ordinary world
# Somehow I have to find
# And as I try to make my way
# To the ordinary world
# I will learn to survive... #
# Don't go crying over me... #
I'm gonna miss David so much.
He was obviously my fellow bombshell.
With him to be the first to go,
it's really hard for me to wrap my head around.
Bro, it's shit, man.
That was the fucking hardest thing
for all of us to sit there and fucking watch.
# Don't go crying over me... #
I picked Ron,
because the top two would have been either Ron or Kai,
and Anna-May picked Kai, so the other option was Ron,
so I am happy.
Everyone, big hug.
No, honestly, you smashed it. Seriously.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# So don't go crying over me... #
I've had a great time.
It was obviously tough coming in as a bombshell
when you feel like connections have already been made.
I'm gutted obviously to be leaving. Back to a normal life for me.
# Don't go crying over me. #
IAIN: Say g'day...
# Do you come from A land down under... #
..to two new Islanders.
I'm Aaron, I'm 25, and I'm from Love Island Australia season three.
I definitely don't care about stepping on toes.
I'm in here to find love.
Look out, lads, cos the Aussie stallion's coming in those doors.
I'm Jessie, I'm 26,
and I was actually on Love Island Australia season two.
I have travelled to the other side of the world to find love,
and no one is gonna get in my way.
I cannot wait to get in that villa
and spend a bunch of time with all those British boys.
# You better run You better take cover. #
BOTH: G'day, mate!
ALL SHOUT