SONG: 'Toxic'
IAIN STIRLING: Previously...
on Love Island.
I would like to share the bed with you. Really? Yeah.
IAIN: The graft was on.
You're so cute, man. Thank you.
You're so cute.
That's what I'm here for. Yeah. Like, to find love.
She's out of the picture. And you're the whole picture.
# I'm addicted to you Don't you know that you're toxic? #
IAIN: And the gloves came off.
The boy...
I would like to couple up with...
Is...
Tom.
Kai.
Shaq.
Ron.
IAIN: Tonight...
Two bombshells from Down Under...
Make a splash.
BOTH:G'day, mate!
THEY CHEER
IAIN: David's leaving, everyone.
How about some half-hearted clapping?
Oh, Haris, could you throw in an indifferent wave?
That's the stuff.
And sad walk back to the garden.
And cue relieved hugging.
# I've seen you on your best days
# And I'll see you on your worst
# I love... #
I picked you because obviously I really, really like you.
And I feel like every day,
the feelings are getting stronger and stronger and stronger.
And...
But yeah, I also wanted to lead by example.
And so that you know how much you mean to me.
Which is a lot.
I mean... Like...
With us, I feel like you,
you definitely...
have shown me how much you do care about me.
But obviously, it's still early, and we've got...
We've got... the rest of our lives together.
THEY LAUGH
I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking! I'm joking, I'm joking!
Relax, relax, relax. Calm down, calm down.
I can't breathe! Nah, calm down.
I am in here for myself. I'm here to find a girlfriend.
I'm here to find someone. I see that potential in you,
so I ain't gonna let no-one take you away from me.
Simple as. Aw!
IAIN: Haris enjoyed listening to Olivia at the recoupling,
although he did have to edit her down
because Olivia's speech was like her gloves -
smooth, colourful, and ridiculously long!
So what did you think of my speech? Yeah, the speech was perfect.
Was it? Er, it was...
99.9%, it was me, then I thought... Yeah.
I don't know. You never know.
Who else did you think I was gonna pick?
Could you not see me looking at you?
Yeah, you were looking at me, smirking, and I thought,
"Now I know, it's 100%."
I'm happy to be in a couple with you.
I can't wait to actually cuddle you tonight.
Oh! You're not getting any cuddles tonight!
Not getting a cuddle? We can just go like this.
I'll just go like this. SHE LAUGHS
I'm an affectionate person.
But I might not want to cuddle you yet.
It was the right decision that you made.
Oh, was it? Yeah, definitely.
Me and you suit the best.
Yeah, we look good together, but on a serious note,
we do need to, you know, make sure
we're finding out more about each other, and delving deep.
IAIN: Tanyel took Lana's man, and she's not happy.
Don't blame her! There's nothing worse
than having the "Ron" pulled out from under your feet!
Do you know what? The thing is, though...
I hate this.
The thing is, though, at least it wasn't your choice. You know?
Yeah, bro.
You know, it wasn't... It was her decision.
How are you? OK, how are you feeling?
I'm feeling all right. Obviously, it's, like, not nice.
It's not nice, and you are, like, my best mate in here.
Do you know what I mean? So are you.
So it's, like... It's just shit, isn't it?
Because, obviously, me and Ron have been happy,
and now you two are gonna be coupled up,
so I feel like from now, like,
me and you need to have a really transparent relationship
in that if you are feeling it... Like, feeling it... 100%.
I won't be able to tell you that now, though, like, babe...
No, no, no. ..until I know what happens.
But you must be feeling it in a sort of way to have picked him
in the first place, do you know what I mean?
Yes and no, though, because, literally,
our conversations have only ever been
us getting to know each other.
You get where I'm coming from? Yeah.
And now I need to give it a chance,
the same way I would give anyone else a chance. Yeah.
The only thing that would hurt me now is...
if things are going on behind my back.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
I'd just like to know. Yeah, 100%. I understand that.
I still love you. I love you more.
And I hope you never, ever hate me.
IAIN: At the coupling, Anna-May picked Kai.
Tanyel was annoyed because she likes Kai.
But Kai likes Anna-May. While Anna-May likes...
AMERICAN ACCENT: ..serial killers and stuff.
How are you feeling after all that? Yeah, good.
Are you? Yeah.
It's just hard. It is well hard.
I felt so sorry for you stood up, having to go first.
You were going first to pick.
How do you feel now? I... Me... I'm happy.
Like I said, yeah. I am happy.
How do you feel? Yeah, fine.
Now I'm going to be sharing a bed with you as well. I know.
We can have a bit of pillow talk. Well...
How do you feel about that? Well, you best not snore.
Well, you best not to snore.
Once you snore, you will... Nah, I don't snore.
You'll be getting booted out of the bed.
I take up most of the bed, you know. You'll be on the end.
No, have you not seen how big...? I'm gonna go like that.
Nah, I'll be, like, that.
I'll be like that as well.
Me and Kai are in a couple, and I'm really happy about that.
So, yep, I'll be sharing a bed with Kai tonight,
and hopefully, I can see things progress,
see if there's anything more there.
IAIN: Lana and Farmer Will are your classic love story -
boy meets girl, girl is stuck with boy
cos the boy she actually fancies was already chosen.
Oh! Young love!
You OK? Yeah.
Is you and me your favourite couple now?
This is us now. Yeah.
You obviously want to share my bed. Shall we skip?
Do you want to skip?
I don't know how to skip.
Right into the...
SHE LAUGHS
Run into the night settings.
How are you? I'm good, how are you?
Absolutely... I can't lie, that was so tough.
Absolutely buzzing, I'm not even gonna lie.
SHE LAUGHS Give me a cuddle.
Aw!
Why, are people looking? No, no, no.
Aw, I just wanted to... HE SIGHS
I just
I just wanted
I just wanted to
I just wanted to say
I just wanted to say thank
I just wanted to say thank you.
I didn't feel like my time was up, sort of thing,
and it such, like, a difficult situation,
and everything like that, d'you know what I mean? Yeah.
How do you feel, kind of like...
with Tanya and Ron and that situation?
So, I just spoke to Tanya then,
and basically, there is something there.
Right. Does she kind of, like, like Ron, or...
or is it just kind of like...?
I think they got, like, something,
but I honestly don't know what it is.
I need to speak to Ron as well. Yeah.
And just see what he's saying, but... Yeah.
..I know they're flirty and stuff, so... Yeah.
Well, I'm chuffed. I'm...
It couldn't really have worked out better for me,
do you know what I mean? SHE LAUGHS
Listen, we're all good.
Well, I've been... I've slept in a bed with two different boys.
I've slept in a bed with... Two girls.
No, one girl, Olivia. Olivia.
One night.
You have me tonight. And then you!
Fine! Result! SHE GIGGLES
Being in a couple with Will is interesting
because I know he's been pursuing it,
but we don't have that connection that I'm looking for.
I'm gonna make it very known to Will that this isn't, like,
what I exactly wanted out of this situation.
IAIN: Haris turns Olivia on.
He does it with the universal remote-control
he smuggled in from his TV showroom.
He can also fast-forward Olivia when her speeches drag on!
I am happy that I've had the chance to couple up with Haris. Hm.
And, like, we are... You've seen us together, like, we do really get on.
You have fun.
Yeah, we have so much fun.
And I do, like, gravitate towards him.
But...
there is just still something there with Tom.
Yeah, there's gonna be. Yeah.
You've been in a couple... Yeah, exactly.
You re-coupled five minutes ago, but...
Aw! Aw, Ron!
Some of us have got to keep standards, and everything.
Thank you.
You can sit with us if you want. Can I?
Yeah. Good.
Don't feel like...
We were just chatting about the re-coupling,
and just the, erm...
that I'm really happy to be with Haris.
Cos I feel like it's a long time coming and I wanna explore it.
Good. Because I feel like...
But don't forget... ..there's more to it.
Yeah. ..you can still explore Tom.
Yeah, 100%. You can.
There's just one comment that got me.
What, by Tom or Zara? Zara.
"This boy has made his feelings very clear."
I knew that would piss you off.
And I just thought... "What does that mean?"
You've got to take things with a pinch of salt. I know.
Cos I have a feeling... Yeah.
..that she 's playing a very different...
Game. ..game to a lot of us.
Tom and Zara are now coupled up.
I'm happy for him, you know, it's fine, she came in,
she did what she had to do.
But it doesn't mean that I can't carry on getting to know him.
In the snug, Zara and Tom are getting close.
Not as close as they built the snug to the outside hedge.
Nothing's that close!
But, yeah, I feel settled now, obviously, after yesterday. Hmm.
Yesterday wasn't fun for me.
I'm not gonna lie. No, no, it's not nice.
But, um... Yeah, I've had a good day today. Mm.
So...
SHE SIGHS Yeah.
I think, Like, I'm just genuinely really excited to get to know you.
Like... Mm-hm.
And I feel like there's a lot to know
and there's a lot for you to know about me. Yeah, I agree.
I feel
I feel like
I feel like there's
less
less pressure
less pressure now.
Like, I feel like we're in a couple, so it's like...
Yeah.
Just keep doing what were doing. I think it's working. Thus far.
SHE GIGGLES What?
Nothing. Yeah, yeah.
SHE SIGHS, HE CHUCKLES
What?! What's funny? Nothing.
QUIET LAUGHTER
I've never actually gone for a guy with blue eyes, you know.
I haven't got blue eyes.
In this light, they look blue. Hmm.
But they could be a bit green.
What?
# Oh, I wanna dance with somebody.
# I wanna feel the heat With somebody
# Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody
# With somebody who loves me... #
SHE LAUGHS
Took you long enough. BOTH LAUGH
The kiss itself was amazing. GIGGLES
It was really, really nice. Quite passionate.
Yeah, it feels really, really good with him.
Like, I know when I really like someone.
So, yeah, I'm excited for, uh, bedtime tonight.
# Circling alone I spin out of control... #
IAIN: Lana told Farmer Will
she'll go out with him when pigs fly,
so while she talks to Ron, Farmer Will's popped off
to glue one of these pigs to a seagull.
This place is a bit mad, innit? Mm-hm.
How are you feeling?
Erm, I mean, it's not ideal.
How are you feeling towards Tanyel?
The conversations that I've had with her,
it doesn't come close to the conversations
and how I am with you, so to me, like,
just because I'm sharing a bed with someone
doesn't mean that all of a sudden changes.
I'm still going to talk to you the same
as if we're still in a couple,
because I still want to get to know you more.
Mm-hm.
And if that changes, I'll let you know, but...
Yeah.
I don't think you'll be hearing from me about that.
Where are you at?
Obviously, it's not the best situation.
No.
It's a bit sore.
Like, you don't have to play it down if there is something.
Like, you can honestly...
Don't feel like you have to not upset me, because, like,
at the end of the day, I'm a big girl,
we're only a week in. I know you are.
No, I know that. I'm not fussed on Tanyel.
Mm...
The re-coupling's really put a spanner in the works,
but I know where I am, and I'm going to stay true to my mission,
which is Exploration Lana.
Oh!
Hey, baby. Hi guys.
You OK? Hey.
Do you mind if I have a chat with Zara, please?
Yeah, course. With me? Yeah.
Where do you wanna go? Do you want to stay up here?
We can stay up here, yeah. Cool.
Do you want to sit over here, though?
I don't know if my dress will stretch.
Right, let's have a chat. See you in a bit, babe.
See you in a bit. Phew!
How you feeling? Here we go.
Yes, good, good, good. Good.
How are you? Yeah, good, thanks.
Good. You seem kind of buzzing.
And I'm really happy for you as well.
Yeah, no, I am happy, but I feel like, if I'm completely honest...
Be honest, please. This is a safe space.
I feel like there's still a bit of tension.
Between us?
The way I see it, right, is I feel like you've come in
and kind of come for me a bit.
Oh, my God! Obviously...
Just hear me out. Go on, go on.
Like, obviously with last night
with the comment made about the two-faced,
and then now going for, like, the guy that I'm coupled up with,
and, like, the comment saying,
"Oh, he's made his feelings very clear with me."
That's where I was just... That's how I feel, though.
That is true, how I feel.
He's literally said that to me, he was like "I'm really on you."
That he is more for you and not for me?
If he said that to you, too, then maybe he's playing the game.
I don't know.
So that he's really on you and not me?
Yeah. OK.
I just spoke to all the boys individually,
and I vibed with Tom.
No, of course. Absolutely.
Everyone's shocked by it, I'm shocked by it.
But I get how it comes across, so I'm not... I'm not...
You're valid for feeling like that.
It just seems a bit fake to me, if I'm being completely honest.
Please, nothing's personal. When I'm saying nothing's personal...
I think with that, though,
I'm really here to, like, find someone, and find love.
Babe, you and me have never been in a relationship before. No, I know.
We are here to.
But I think because you haven't been in a relationship before,
I feel like you're quite reserved. You're like, "This is huge."
Like, "I could actually meet my husband in here."
I think maybe you've been more reserved.
Like, maybe you weren't showing your affections to Tom. Yeah.
So I didn't even know -
But I don't know, what does he expect me to do?
Like, act like a married couple? I don't know.
In, like, three days. No, of course not.
Do you know what I mean?
But he's made it quite clear he's quite affectionate. OK.
From the get go. And you can be a classy lady,
just, "No, I don't want to."
But some people take that as you're not interested. Yeah.
And it's not the case. Yeah.
Because you clearly are interested.
He's a lovely, gorgeous boy. Do you know what I mean? You are.
I think... But he's taken that as you're not interested.
Yeah, I think that's personal between me and him,
and I don't really think that's your business.
Maybe. OK.
I feel like that gives me a clearer direction.
Because if he's telling you that he's swaying way more towards you,
and then I am having conversations with him
where he is saying, "I really care about you..."
I think he's just trying to be polite.
Liv kind of came at me thinking that I was coming for her.
I think from me picking Tom,
and not only that, taking him away from her.
No-one is in a married couple, but anyway.
I think she needed to know that his head's more towards me right now.
IAIN: Tom's in deep thought.
And after what Zara told Olivia, Tom's also in deep something else
I can't say because this is a family show.
You all right, mate? Can I just have a quick chat with Liv?
Of course. Of course you can, mate.
You're good.
Hello. Hello.
Are you OK? Not really.
Why?
Just a couple of things I've been told. Go on.
So, just had a chat with Zara. Yeah.
Just to, like, squash things in terms of me and her. Yeah.
And then she just said that, you know,
maybe me and you aren't compatible.
And that you said to her that you're leaning way towards her. Right.
Way more towards her. Right. And obviously -
I didn't say WAY more towards. Well, that's what she said.
I can't lie, like, when Zara come in,
we've probably had, probably a bit of an instant connection. Erm...
I just feel mugged off. Why?
Are you going?
IAIN: After a dramatic night, the Islanders head upstairs.
And for Olivia, the gloves are coming off.
And the dress is coming off, and the shoes are coming off.
She's getting ready for bed, is what I'm trying to say.
You actually help me sleep.
Really? You do.
I won't know where to sleep now.
SONG: 'Bitter' by FLETCHER
# I know she thinkin' That she found herself a winner... #
Where's Tanyel? What's she got on?
Tanyel, it best be PG!
You got yourself into a little bit of trouble, didn't you?
Apparently, I said something like... Ah!
You said you were swaying quite a lot towards Zara.
I can't remember half the shit I say. mate.
I kissed her.
THEY GASP
Oh, fuck off! You fucking did?!
Oi, listen.
Wait till you see Tanyel, mate, your head will turn.
I've just seen her... Don't say that.
I've just seen her then, mate.
# I know they said it's kinda stupid
# But it's just the way I'm feeling right now... #
Hold on, hold on. Go and put some trousers on, you!
Shut up.
You've got into bed well quick.
Normally, you, like, leave it ages to get into bed, don't you?
Yeah, I was...
I couldn't wait to sleep with you (!)
THEY LAUGH
Thank you.
This isn't even covering anything. I was just cold.
Yeah, doesn't cover anything, guys.
HE LAUGHS
We're happy you're here, Will. Thanks, babe.
# I know you think about me When you kiss her
# I left a taste in your mouth, Can she taste me now
# That you threw out All our furniture and pictures?
# I bet you sugarcoat the truth,
# I bet you're real sweet With her, yeah
# I know you think about me When you kiss her... #
It's so dark, honestly, I don't like it!
SHE LAUGHS
Seriously, she... SHE CACKLES INTENSELY
# I'm bitter, I'm bitter
# Oh, you know I'm bitter... #
SHE LAUGHS Oh, I've got the giggles!
# Sometimes I feel like I'm alone... #
IAIN: The Islanders are waking up with some big questions.
Lana's thinking, "Will Ron remain faithful?"
Olivia's thinking, "Why did Tom lie to me?"
And Farmer Will's thinking,
"Oh, God! Did I book someone to feed the alpacas?"
Morning, all. Morning.
Sleep well?
I had the best sleep.
# Cos I was on edge, on edge... #
Sorry, Kai. She's just bare comfy with me, innit?
No, I still miss him.
Hopefully have a nice chill day today.
# You got me like eh, eh, eh, eh
# Cos I don't need Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
# Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
# No, I don't need you there... #
Who's that for?
It ain't for Tanyel, I'll tell you that.
I'd be in right shit, mate, if I did that.
Hello, darlings.
Hello. Morning.
Morning, morning.
How was your night, Lana?
Great.
LAUGHTER
I've woke up with, like, a face like a slapped arse.
Oh... Bless you.
But also, you two cackling all night was doing my fucking nut in.
Really? Yeah.
Last night was not even flirty between me and Ron at all.
Oh... For you.
Aw... That's really sweet. Speaking of the guy.
Speaking, what? My ears were burning.
LAUGHTER
Literally.
Erm, but, no, we were literally just talking, like, even as friends.
How about you, Tanya?
Cuddles, as usual.
And obviously, he was, like...
WHISPERING:..getting very excited.
Oh, here he is.
Aw, here he is. It's like clockwork.
Thank you. Every time we talk about you, you just appear.
Literally. What's going on?
Thank you. You're welcome.
Well...
How was your night, Tom?
Bro, I can't complain with Zara in my bed, bro. She is fit.
Had a little kiss last night.
Say if you're her, yeah. Take your glasses off.
LAUGHTER
Don't you start kissing me.
Obviously, like, you know when you're, like, close and that,
and you're looking and then you look at each other's mouth and stuff.
No, no! LAUGHTER
And obviously she kind of went in.
She's actually, like, set off a bomb in here.
How was your night?
Really good.
Yeah? Yeah?
It's so weird. Like, we've really just naturally just clicked.
He kissed me on the terrace.
Did he? Yeah.
And there was a lot of sexual chemistry, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, really? Yeah, it was hard.
I literally put a pillow between us. I was like, "We need to chill."
Vibes.
It's hard, I think he just wanted to not hurt anyone's feelings. Yeah.
But I said to him, "You're going to end up hurting someone."
Haris was bouncing last night. Yeah, he was.
He was on cloud nine. Not gonna lie...
I've never seen this guy get ready for bed so quick.
LAUGHTER
Innit? Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie, I was kind of gassed last night.
How are you feeling after last night?
I bet you're buzzing that you're still in you're same couple.
In't ya? I'm not gonna lie, I'm happy I'm still with Tanya.
Anything juicy happened, Shaq? Yeah, anything juicy?
Go on, spill it.
Bro, every time, like, it's bedtime, yeah, it gets... heated, bro.
What about you, bro? Chatty, chatty, chatty.
Yeah, because me and Tanyel, like, we do have a lot in common.
We do have good chat.
Last night, as Kai lay in bed with Anna-May,
he gazed jealously over at Tanyel in bed with Ron -
who gazed over adoring at Lana, who was in bed with a farmer.
Which tells you one thing...
this show is mad.
I think that recoupling has made me rethink things.
Like, I didn't even try and spoon last night.
I was literally just lay in bed like... Hmm...
What do you mean...? Are you sweet about it?
No, I'm jealous. Yeah.Yeah, that's it.
If I'm being honest, yeah, I'm jealous.
How was Lana about it?
She was like, "Does it change anything?"
And I said, "Lana, it doesn't change anything for me."
I said... I said, "Yes, I'm spending time in bed with her,
"but I'm not gonna cuddle her."
Obviously I'm gonna talk because, you know, I chat all the time.
And I said, "I'll let you know if anything changes.
"If my head starts swaying, I will be the first to let you know." Mm.
But at the same time, I'm conflicted because...
I feel like I'm putting so much into her so early on,
and I don't wanna then fuck her up and lead her on... Yeah.
..if someone walks in.
So that's why I'm trying to say the right things. Yeah, yeah.
And make sure that she knows and she knows as well.
See if I go for Tanyel, then, go all guns blazing...?
I don't think you should do that. Do you not think? No.
Do you know what? If...
You've obviously seen something in Anna-May.
I'd be sure on that before you do anything.
I would stay exactly how you are, the way you are with Tanyel.
But she knows that she needs to start giving you the little things.
Haris is on a charm offensive with Olivia.
So far, it's going pretty well. He's cool, he's suave, he's...
walked into a bin.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
Gee, thanks. Shiny, shiny.
What a gent. This is nice.
This IS nice, and we've got food as well.
Cheers to our first date in the villa.
How does it feel to be coupled up with me?
Whey! If you run out of drinks, just let me know,
I'll pop back over and refill them. Amazing.
Enjoy. Thank you very much.
SHE CHUCKLES
Mm. This is nice.
Yeah. I'm impressed.
Thank you. Is this the first time you've made food for a girl?
Yeah, I've never made food for a girl, ever, in my life. Serious?!
No, never. This is the first time?
Mm-hmm. Oh, that's cute.
I don't think I've made it for my sisters.
THEY CHUCKLE
Yeah, they're gonna be fuming.
It's good to be in an official couple you could say,
like... Yeah, 100%.
..with someone that I wanna be with, do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I don't think anyone was shocked by my choice.
I think everyone saw it coming. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
I've got to play it cool in front of Olivia, I can't show too much.
I'll just have to be me and I'll see where gets me.
IAIN: Tom's happy to let Zara know he is into her
because he's the kind of guy that wears his heart on his sleeve
and his flip-flops under his feet.
How did you like sharing the bed with me last night?
First night, like, I don't get that sort of immediate sexual chemistry
with everyone and I literally know I got it immediately with you.
I didn't trust myself.
But no, I am happy you chose me. It was the right decision.
Yeah.
Like, I am here to, you know, find someone
and right now I've got that connection with you, so...
Yeah. It wasn't gonna go any other way, really.
IAIN: Kai's sexual magnetism is irresistible.
Even Haris has fallen for his charms,
and only yesterday, security caught the neighbour's grandmother
trying to chew her way through the fence to get at him.
Mate, I get a bit scared about how close you've got to me.
Chill out! It's fine.
Today's weather is bang on.
TEXT ALERT, THEY EXCLAIM
Guys, I've got a text! I've got a text.
HE READS
THEY SQUEAL
Oh, my gosh. Pool party!
I was so excited. It's what I've been waiting for.
Yeah, yeah.
LAUGHTER
Yay! Pool party!
WHOOPING
Buzzing! Buzzing!
WHOOPING
So excited!
# We're having a party We're having a party
# Ay-ay We're having a party... #
I'm definitely going to pull out a bit of...
Ah, I just want to hear some music, I just wanna have a good time.
Oh, I cannot wait, so get me out there immediately.
CHEERING
And let's boogie!
DANCE MUSIC
Everyone's mood right now is on a hundred, and it was lit.
I feel like the cocktails, the daiquiris, the boys,
and the dance moves - I didn't know they could dance.
I didn't know anyone in here could actually pull off some moves.
IAIN: They're all smiles now,
but get ready for some thunder from Down Under.
No, it's not the lamb bhuna I had last night.
There's a couple of Aussies on their way.
# I'm bad to the bone
# And I'm bad to the bone. #
BOTH:G'day, mate!
Oh, shit! CHEERING
Oh, my days.
Hello!
So, I thought we should really get the party started.
What do you reckon?
CHEERING
Hold on, guys, we're coming down. See you in a second.
# I'm bad to do bone. #
# I'm
# I'm bad
# I'm bad to
# I'm bad to the
# I'm bad to the bone.
# I'm bad to the bone. #
They're Aussie. Aussie. Australian.
Another girl and another boy. What, both of them are Australians?
They both said, "G'day, mate."
CHEERING
# You just saw me By the poolside... #
IAIN: Two Australians are here, and you're probably thinking
I'm gonna make some cheap Aussie joke at their expense,
but I would never mock our Commonwealth neighbours...
# Everybody needs good neighbours. #
CHEERING, WHISTLING
Welcome to Love Island.
My name's Haris. Haris. Nice to meet you, bro.
Hey, guys. Hey, nice to meet you.
My name's Haris. Nice to meet you.
Olivia. What's your name? Aaron. Nice to meet you.
Aaron, nice to meet you.
Sorry, I was wondering if you guys wanted to come and have a chat
in the pool with me for a bit?
Yeah. Yeah!
Sorry, girls.
# You're gonna miss me Like a heatwave
# You just saw me By the poolside. #
You guys are all so fit. Like, what the... What the hell?
LAUGHTER
What do you do in Australia?
Erm, so, I do... I'm like a personal trainer,
and I also do a little bit of social media here and there,
but, like, it's more of a hobby type thing.
I could tell straight away when you walked in, yeah.
Aw, thank you.
How are you feeling about being here?
Yeah, good, yeah. I feel great, yeah.
I've actually done it before.
Really? Have you? Yeah.
The Australian one? Yeah.
Oh, my God!
So, are you ready to find love?
Yeah, definitely.
Like, I just feel like I'm the king of situationships.
Long story short, I've just had no luck in Australia.
I'm 25, right?
I'm looking for something that I can actually build on,
like, I don't want a fling, I don't want a situationship,
I don't want something that sparks and then, like, dies away.
Hopefully, if I can be be with someone,
for the next five years with somebody,
maybe thinking about having kids when you're 30.
Yeah. Yeah. That's where my head's at.
So, what's your type of guy?
Erm, I am a little bit of kind of a wild child, in a good way.
Like, I like someone to be like, "Calm down." Like, you know...
Really? Put you in your place. Yeah, put me in my place.
Like, I'm so happy to be put in my place.
How long have you been single for?
I've been single for three years,
but I actually suck so much at dating
that I've been single for three years! Same!
Yeah, to be fair, if any of us were any good at it,
we wouldn't be here right now, would we?
Are you guys, like, all happy in your couples, or...?
Well, this first re-coupling, it is the first one,
so you came in at the right time.
OK, fingers crossed.
No-one's really settled in.
I thought you were, bro?
LAUGHTER
Do you have a type?
It's usually like blonde hair, blue eyes is usually my type.
My ex, though, my last serious relationship was brunette.
She wasn't blonde at all.
Yeah? Are you bothered about the boys at all?
No, not at all.
Do I have something to be bothered about?
Are you gonna do what you want, yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Like, look, to be honest, I'm in here for me, like,
so I couldn't really care less.
Good. That's how it should be.
What I always say is, I don't want a problem,
but if they want a problem, then, like, no problem.
Ooh! OK...
How do you feel about, obviously if a girl's coupled up
and really likes the lad, are you bothered?
Would that bother you or not? Are you scared of stepping on toes?
Are you gonna step on toes? Are you gonna be on job?
Well, I feel like if I coupled up with someone and they liked me,
like, it's meant to be, so... Mm.
Like, you shouldn't really...
Your head shouldn't be able to be turned
if you're in the right couple, so...
Do you have a type, personality wise?
Yeah, I could write a list, to be honest.
Oh, go on, then. Reel it off.
Probably loving, caring first.
Mm, important.
Somebody that doesn't take themselves too seriously,
but I love confidence. Yeah.
So I need confidence, you know. That's a big thing for me.
You guys are actually so nice. I was so scared to come in.
You don't know us yet. Yeah...
You wait until the games start. Oh, my God.
Nah, you'll be fine, don't worry.
Out of us fellas, based off of attraction, who tickles your fancy?
Oh, here we go.
I'm gonna not say.
Ah! Keeping close.
You're all fit, you actually are. And you've all got good chat.
I'm like a kid in a candy store.
And all these beautiful girls in the villa,
it's just battling that temptation,
and to be honest with you, she's quite tempting.
How does it feel to be the oldest boy?
Erm...
I'm the oldest girl, don't worry.
Well, that makes two of us, then, doesn't it?
I love an accent, and that accent is very, very nice.
So, what's your plan?
Do you actually want to move to the UK,
or is this kind of, like, dibble dabble, see what's happening?
You know what? I would absolutely love that.
Like, I would get on a flight for a man.
We're in the villa of love.
Shall we? Shall we get a drink? Yeah.
What's your type? Like, what boys do you normally go for?
Erm, so, I've only had two boyfriends. Yeah.
Erm, and they are quite different, I would say.
Like, one was really short, one was really tall.
But you must have dated boys, surely?
I like just good personality, yeah.
I kind of want someone that's going to be my best friend.
All of these have dead personalities apart from me.
LAUGHTER
So, you've got sheep?
Yeah, mainly, like, a sheep farm, and then I've got a couple of pigs.
Like, yeah. Aw, cute. It's like Shaun the Sheep.
Yeah, it is Shaun the Sheep.
And then a couple of little pigs, and then alpacas and horses.
Alpacas? Yeah, yeah. My mum's little pets.
Oh, my God. That's so cute. Yeah.
Jessie walked in.
Honestly, really, really beautiful girl, great eyes.
Us farmers love a bit of Australia, you know.
With all the sheep and everything like that, so hopefully,
hopefully, for me, hey, we can get something good going.
IAIN: If this evening goes the way I think it will,
our new arrivals Jessie and Aaron will be up all night.
That is jetlag for you.
# Just like the white winged dove Sings a song
# Sounds like she's singing... #
What d'you think?
That's a nice one for a date. It's, like, seductive.
Bro, I've got a massive bombshell tonight, I need to be seductive,
I need to pull my finger out my backside!
# Ooh, ooh, ooh... #
Are you nervous for tonight? I'm actually not nervous.
You're fine?
I think it will be good to, like, mingle tonight. Yeah.
Chat to people, you know.
They're probably like, "Oh, we've got new girls!"
They love it.
# Ooh, ooh, ooh... #
LAUGHTER
# Ooh, ooh, ooh... #
What's the gameplay for tonight? Just stick it on everyone?
Erm... I don't know, bro, like,
I'm just gonna have to go talk to everyone. Yeah.
# Just like the white winged dove Sings a song
# Sounds like she's singing Ooh, ooh, ooh.... #
Where's your head at?
So she lost her man. I lost my man.
Do you want to be coupled up with him again? Yeah.
Go, do something about it, make some bold moves! Yeah!
My mind is so fucked.
I feel like if Lana was out the villa,
I'd proper, like, stick it on Tanya.
I mean, now adding fucking her to the mix as well,
this fucking Jessie,
and you think, "But that's my type on paper."
We know how to scrub up well.
# Just like the white winged dove Sings the song
# Sounds like she's singing... #
THEY CHEER
# Just like the white winged dove Sings the song
# Sounds like she's singing Singing... #
Thank you guys for being so welcoming and,
you know, embracing us cos I know we're bums,
but here's to the first night, cheers!
CHEERING
Cheers!
I feel like we should come up with...
before, like, the night starts,
I feel like we should come up with, like,
a game plan for the new girl and for, like, you.
Yeah, yeah, come then.
D'you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Obviously, if you're interested enough. Oh, yeah.
She seems lovely.
I feel, like, genuinely, you could be a vibe together. Really?
Yeah. Yeah.
And I could wing woman that. Let's role-play.
OK. Wow. Meow, kitty cat.
OK, I'm Jessie, what are you gonna say?
Hey, babe. Hi.
You OK? I'm good, how are you?
Great, mate.
Absolutely tiptop top of a shape.
What's your vibe, who do you like?
I'll tell you. Look, darling.
I've got, like, family values. I was gonna tell her my values
and be like, "Look, what are your values?"
Yeah. D'you know what I mean?
Well, obviously, you're a farmer so you go,
"Well, I live in the countryside." So you're matching your vibe.
AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: So, I live in the countryside...
No, you don't have to say like that.
Live in the countryside, oi-oi, mate!
So I just think just be calm.
Yeah, I was gonna take her to the terrace
and just, like, just have a chat.
Oh, yeah. Definitely the terrace.
Just trying to, like, have an alone chat with her.
I don't want to be too intense, do you know what I mean?
No. But I don't think you are intense
when you have, like, a normal conversation with me.
Really? Yeah, no. I think you've good vibes.
Talk to her like you're talking to me right now cos it's good.
Yeah. Chilled out. Yeah, it's nice.
Is it sexy? It's sexy.
Is it? What are you saying then?
LAUGHTER
IAIN: Aaron previously appeared in the Australian Love Island,
so he brings wisdom, experience and, above all,
his own personalised water bottle.
Yas, we saved ourselves 20 quid!
Good, thanks. Tell me all.
I wanna know it all. Tell me. What do you wanna know?
Everything. Eventually, hopefully,
I can learn everything about you, but... Yeah.
So what type of guy are you actually, like, looking for?
Someone funny, definitely.
Like, humour is a big thing to me, I've got very dry humour. Yeah.
So sometimes I can come across a bit, like, sarcastic. Yeah, yeah.
I'm the same, though. Are you?
Yeah, a lot of people don't like it, though. Can think you're rude.
Yeah, like rude, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Me too. Me too.
But I'm just, like, fucking around. Yeah, yeah.
Do you think I'm funny?
I haven't got that far yet. Oh, OK.
Yeah. Thanks. I think you're very confident.
Yeah, I am. Which stood out to me for sure. OK.
I can't lie, when I walked in, you definitely caught my eye.
Oh, OK. For sure.
And then you greeted me probably one of the best.
Oh, OK, that's nice to know.
But in saying that, everyone's probably a bit shocked seeing me.
But, yeah, just the confidence. I mean, we did not expect it at all.
Like, we were literally just dancing.
Yeah. Were you happy, though? Were you happy to see me?
Yeah, like, I was happy to have you guys here.
Yeah. Yeah, just you guys.
Well, I don't know you yet, it's too early.
Nah, I'm just teasing you. I'm teasing.
Yeah.
Aaron's like a little knock-off version of me, I feel like.
Got a buzzcut, beard. Good lookin' lad.
Are you feeling a little bit intimidated?
If he starts sticking it on any of youse...
Mm. You're gonna have to be good enough for him
to actually move across the world.
Come on, That's not hard, is it? I don't know.
I'm not sure I'd fuckin' move across London to come see you,
let alone the world.
Shut up. You can't stop seeing me in here.
Where are you with things?
I feel like if we give ourselves, like,
the chance to get to know each other,
I feel like we'd really get on.
Cos I think we're really, really similar.
Yeah. And I think it's more realistic.
Do you like you have something different with Kai, though?
You're both different people.
You're cheeky in one way, he's cheeky in another way. Yeah.
But I can't help but feel like giving you a little bit more
than him right now because I am coupled up with you.
Yeah. Still doesn't mean I'm not gonna to have chats with him.
No, of course. I would still expect you to.
Yeah. Cos you're gonna do the same as well. Yeah.
But I feel like if I put a bit more energy and effort into this... Yeah.
..I'll have a better understanding of how I really feel.
I still like Lana, but at the same time,
every conversation we have,
I feel like we get closer and closer and closer. Mm.
That's why I'm happy just to keep it going as it is because I think it...
Like, it's nice... so far. I think it's the best way, yeah.
Who knows? You might in love with me.
Mm. Steady. Steady.
You've got a long way to go
before you start fucking hearing words like that.
OK, I'll let you lead the way.
IAIN: This is farmer Will's big moment with Jessie!
Go on, Will. Everyone's rooting for you.
Mum, Dad, the alpacas, even that pig with the seagull glued to its back.
Honestly, you look really good. Oh, thank you.
I feel, like, so tired, like, it's just been...
Such a long day. Yeah.
So, you went... I'm guessing you went to school in Australia.
Yeah. Yeah.
Lived in Australia, kind of like... Yeah.
All your life. All my life.
Really? So, I'm from a place called Tasmania.
Right. Some people know it...
Tasmanian devil. Yes!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so we have those down there.
So, that's where I'm from, right at the bottom. Right.
And it's just, like, grew up kind of in the country.
Loving it. Same. Honestly.
Do you like it there?
I love it because everyone in here's like city... city people,
and I'm a like little country boy, so it's like...
Yeah. ..it's so different.
Yeah, I feel like you kind of don't strike me
as the type of guy in an office. Like, I would not...
No. Honestly. Actually doing things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like it's a country thing because I'm the same.
So, I have had so many different jobs.
Right. What jobs have you had?
OK, so... Worked in McDonald's.
Did you? Get out! And I have no shame about it.
Were you do girl going, "Hi, can I take your orders?"
Yeah. So, yeah.
How many times did you get hit on on that drive-through?
Unbelievable amounts, I bet, honestly.
Honestly, yeah, it was a bit odd.
He's actually just, like, he's hilarious, we get along,
and he's quite sweet as well.
Cos I was gonna ask you, like, are you close with your family?
Cos that's like a big thing for me. So close. Yeah.
So, do you have a younger or older brother?
Older brother. Older brother. Older brother.
26. Just got engaged as well.
Really? Yeah, yeah.
That's another thing about country, everyone settles down way earlier.
Yeah... Do you think? Yeah.
So, like, my original plan was, like, I wanted to be married by 24.
Really? Yeah.
No way. That's so young.
Cos what's the plan with this, right?
Say you, like, hook up with someone, are you gonna be moving to the UK?
Or are you going to be moving to like Australia?
Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
I honestly I'm so happy to travel for...
And I shouldn't be like it, but I am. Yeah.
I'm always, "I'm not going to do this, I'm not going to do that."
You seem like super adventurous. Pack your bags, innit?
You know what you I mean? Yeah, my God.
I'm off! That is it.
That's what I want to do.
I wanna pack my bags, get off the farm for a bit,
do you know what I mean?
Explore something other than, like, sheep and pigs.
Yeah, but they'll miss you. Yeah, honestly.
Aw. Do you know what I mean?
You know, we were just chatting away and it was really, really nice.
It was kind of like one of those chats
where I kind of like forgot everyone.
# The only exception You are... #
Kind of like throughout my whole life
I don't think I've ever had that.
You're honestly... You're honestly a ten-ten.
Like, unreal. No, you're so nice.
You're obviously, like, gorgeous as well.
Oh, stop it. No, you really are.
I can't stop looking at your eye. Like, your eye contact's so good.
SHE LAUGHS
Like, have I even blinked this whole time?
Yeah, honestly.
# And I'm on my way to believing. #
IAIN: Tomorrow night...
Never have I ever thought
that someone in this fire pit was playing a game
and not really looking for love.
..there's trouble...
Never have I ever wanted to be in a different couple.
Ooh-ho-ho!
..in paradise.
I'm in it for myself?
Do you think I've flown 11 hours from England to piss you off?
Get over yourself, Liv. Get over yourself.
You're just trying to cause drama right now.
Fuckin' not having it.
Zara, come on.
I can't be arsed. I really can't be arsed.
But you've got to understand...
No, I don't have to understand anything.
I think she is being childish,
and I feel how I feel, and that's that.
She's such a bitch.
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