IAIN STIRLING: Previously... on Love Island...
# Don't push me Cos I'm close to the edge... #
..tempers flared... I see you're playing a game.
Do you think I've flown 11 hours from England to piss you off?
Get over yourself. You're just trying to cause drama right now.
TEARFULLY: She's such a bitch.
# Like a jungle sometimes
# Makes me wonder How I keep from going under... #
..and romance was in the air. Whoo! Ooh!
Do you know what? I'm, honestly, like, over the moon.
# It's like a jungle sometimes
# It makes me wonder How I keep from going under... #
I'm really happy.
Tonight... ECHOES: Tonight, tonight.
..things get steamy... ECHOES: Steamy, steamy, steamy.
TEXT ALERT ..and a dumping... Stop. ..looms.
Can all Islanders gather around the fire pit immediately.
TEXT ALERT
THEME TUNE PLAYS
As the sun sets,
the Islanders are getting ready for another big night,
and there's something Kai desperately needs
to get off his chest. Mind your nipples.
# I'd give it all Just to have that feeling
# We all need that kind of love... #
So, guys, come on, tell us about your dates. Yeah.
Details, details, details. Oh, yeah.
It was good, I enjoyed it. Mm-hm. Yeah, it was really fun.
# We all need that kind of love... #
HE EXHALES
Innit? That's what happens, mate. Yeah. Dates can do that.
# I'd give it all Just to have that feeling... #
No. Fair enough.
I just couldn't wait to get back to Haris.
Aw. That's good. Yeah.
# We all need that kind of love... #
Shall I wind him up and be, like, "Oh, he fed me grapes"?
SHE LAUGHS # We all need that kind of love... #
# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh... #
BLOWS RASPBERRY # Feeling
# We all need that kind of love... # THEY GRUNT
Tom actually surprised me, he's a really good guy. Mm. Yeah.
He's, like... You can't really fault him. Yeah.
Yeah, you've gotta... do what you gotta do.
# We all need that kind of love
# Feeling The feeling
# Got to have that feeling... # Oh, hello!
# We all need that kind of love Feeling... #
GIRLS CHEER
Oh, my God, look at this. # That feeling... #
Cheers, to good vibes, beautiful people,
and getting on-job. CHEERING
IAIN: Farmer Will's about to have a catch up with Jessie,
and, look, he's already touching cloth.
Well, when you've been single for a while,
you do really start to feel the pressure.
So, where's my head at? Where's your head at?
It's been, like, 24 hours, right?
I know, I've only been here for 24 hours.
It's, like, early doors, but I generally do like...
I like what's happening, where it's going,
a good connection, so...
I honestly had such a good date with you,
and Tom actually impressed me on the date too. But, like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the thing is, I'm kind of thinking,
I've been here for 24 hours, I can't be so dramatic
about two days, like... Yeah, yeah, of course.
You know, I wasn't even sure, I was like,
"I don't even know if they actually enjoyed the date." You know?
I had a really good time.
I had a really good time, too, yeah. OK. Good, good.
I obviously am very interested in you, like... Really?
All of my eggs are in your basket at the moment. Mmm.
Yeah. But I do think you should chat to the other boys,
but not have too good of a chat. SHE LAUGHS
Have, like, rubbish chats.
I keep telling myself that I can't shut myself off
to getting to know one person in here,
but every time I sit down with Will I kind of forget
that there is anyone else around.
IAIN: Whoa! Who's that? Oh, it's Tanyel and Kai.
Sorry, I was watching Farmer Will
and I forgot that there was anyone else around.
So, how are you? I'm good. How are you?
I'm all right. So, how are you finding your couple?
Fine. I'm just seeing how it goes, but obviously, I don't know,
me and Ron get on really well. Like, really, really well.
Even when we go to sleep and stuff, we'll gossip so much
and we agree on so much.
But since we've been in a couple,
I feel like I don't see him as more than a friend.
It's a tough one, innit? Like, it is a tough one.
How are you getting on?
Erm... Do you want me to be dead honest?
I realise that I think I like you a lot more than I think.
Do you know what I mean?
So, the past, like, getting to know everyone in here,
I think you're the one that keeps catching my eye.
You're the one that I want to get to know more.
And, yeah, you keep me on my toes a bit.
I can't explain. I get on with Ron a lot,
but I don't know if I have that spark.
Yeah. I know, that's it...
I couldn't imagine wanting to, like, rip his clothes off.
Yeah, I get you. That's like me and Anna-May.
Like, I think she's a really nice girl,
I think she's a really pretty girl, but I just don't think
there's that there and I feel like the only girl
that my head keeps spinning back to is you, when I'm in the villa.
I'm really excited and I feel like I should give him
the same respect back, in a way.
And I'm going to give him more time
and I feel like I can be more open with him.
Give me a kiss on the cheek. Give me a kiss on the cheek.
I can give you a kiss on...
Maybe a kiss could have been on the cards,
but I'm not gonna lie, I got really nervous.
I think because I like her so much, I didn't want to mess it up
and I got scared about getting pied,
so maybe I'll have to wait for that one and just pin it on her
when I get a bit more confident with it.
Fun fact about Lana - the more she fancies Ron,
the higher her boots get.
She's even had a white pair made to match her wedding dress.
I mean, I haven't spoken to you...
I feel like I haven't spoken to you in, like, so long.
I know! I know, did you not wanna talk to me?
D'you know what it was?
I just... I felt like I wanted you to do your thing, like,
however the date went, just, I don't know, like, just enjoy the date.
And I had it in my head where I was like,
I'm sure he's probably gonna pull you for another chat.
So I was like, do you know what?
I'm just gonna let you have your date with him.
But he said the date went really well,
so, like, he's definitely got his eye on you.
Of course it's not gonna go well, because it's me!
What was it like?
It was nice, we just had a drink and had a chat.
Yeah?
And I was just like, to be honest, like,
I'm quite happy with where I am.
Oh, yeah!
And he was, like, fair enough.
He did make out that your date was good.
No, but I am a good date.
I think Ron was playing down how he felt about me going on a date today.
I think anyone new coming into the villa is gonna be a bit of a threat
if they're taking the girl that you like on a date.
It's quite good, though. I like keeping him on his toes.
Kai is about to break some shocking news to Anna-May.
"Look, I'm not into serial killers, or you, or stuff!"
Hiya, you all right? You OK?
Hello.
Anna-May, do you wanna come for a chat?
Yes, go on, then.
I'll speak to you later. See ya.
Everywhere we sit tonight is, like, wet.
LANA: Oh, God, I wonder what he's gonna say.
I feel really bad.
I just want her to find someone nice.
How's your day been?
It's been all right, yeah.
I think I have, like, I had to do a lot of thinking today.
Mmm?
Because, obviously, it's not really fair, is it?
Like, you both deserve to, like, you know what I mean, like,
to know, you know what I mean, exactly where my head's at?
Yeah.
To be able to get to know other people.
Yeah, so, where is your head at?
If I'm gonna be completely honest with myself, as hard as it is,
and I've, like, really been beating myself up about it,
I think I do get on with Tanyel a little bit more.
Mm.
I think there is a bit more of a spark there.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like we don't have...
I feel like we don't have much, like, flirts, a lot of serious chat.
Yeah, no...
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I think sometimes you just...
You've just got to go with your gut with things.
Mm.
Like, even...
Yeah, I agree.
Don't worry, cos I feel the same way.
And I feel like, with me and you, like, we get on more as,
like, friends, you know what I mean?
Yeah, no...
And I feel like I do have a laugh with you and we can have fun,
but I feel like it's more, like, in a friend way.
Yeah, no, that's exactly the vibe.
I'm like, I just don't... You know what I mean?
I didn't want it to ruin that.
Like, I just genuinely didn't want to upset you.
No, like, we're all living together, we're all good,
you know what I mean?
To be fair, like, I've kind of seen it coming.
It was going to happen sooner or later.
And I'd noticed, like, there's a lot more between him and Tanyel
since we've coupled up.
And I think it's made me realise as well,
Kai is not the one I'm looking for.
Did you kind of, like, semi see it coming, almost?
Oh, yeah, like, I feel like I wasn't feeling it,
and maybe neither was he.
Do you think...
Are you semi kind of like what I was in,
where you don't have a solid connection,
but you almost go for something that is the best of a bad bunch?
But, like, as well, it is difficult if you want to...
if you want to find someone.
Like, I know we've only been here a week. I'm being silly.
It's OK. Come here. Have a cry. Come here.
It isn't silly. It's a super tough, tense situation.
Do you know what I mean? You know I've got you.
I'm not, like, upset about him, because...
It's a shit situation.
Yeah, if I was feeling it, I would know.
Hi, darling girl. Hello.
I'm just being a bit dramatic. No, you're not dramatic.
I'm just upset because I feel like when you want to
and you can't find it...
It's difficult, yeah. It's difficult. Yeah.
When you're not really feeling anyone
and everyone else kind of feels like they've maybe found someone,
it's just a bit shit.
At the minute, I just feel like a bit of a lost puppy.
I'm just finding it a bit frustrating.
IAIN: It's bedtime, and between you and me,
those islanders need a good wash - some of them are absolutely humming.
ZARA HUMS
Told you.
MUSIC: 'Wonder If She Loves Me' by JVKE
Remember who you are! Why are you crying, bitch?
Hi. Oh, it's very quiet in here. What were you two whispering about?
Oh, just... Your ears must have been burning.
General chitchat. Oh, really?
JESSIE: He definitely does like you.
ZARA: I can feel it. He's very consistent.
I think with you know with a boy. Like, you know.
# Wonder if she loves me Loves me not... #
So weird. It's how I flirt.
Anna-May, how are you? Are you all right?
Yeah, good.
What year were you born? 2001. Oh...
Would you have kids soon? You don't know. You can't...
He still is a kid. You can't read it.
You OK?
Night, guys. Sleep tight.
Do you? I think so. Nice.
Night, everyone.
# Wonder if she loves me Loves me not
# Overthinking us till after dark
# Baby, go ahead and break my heart
# Now watch me fall apart
# Wonder if she loves me Loves me not
# Petals on a rose, our time is up
# Honestly I hope it breaks your heart
# To watch me fall apart. #
IAIN STIRLING: The sun is rising
over South Africa's only penis-shaped swimming pool.
It's ten metres long, by the way. Eight metres when it's chilly.
# I get away every day My holiday, I'm gettin' paid... #
Morning, all. Morning, everyone.
# I get away every day My holiday... #
How'd you sleep? Cuddled my pillow all night.
Anyone have any cuddles last night? Oh, you too. I know I was talking.
No, I won't lie, we went bed early last night.
No, didn't. Yeah, we did!
You just... You actually need your own room.
Hey. All right, brother? Morning.
Good morning. Morning. Morning.
Ooh! Oh, shit. How you doing?
When are you gonna come and join us? I know.
# When I was a child, I was so naked When I was a child
# I was so naked... # Argh!
# I get away every day My holiday... #
BOTH: Morning, bitches. This feels important.
Who do you feel like you've got a lot in common with?
Will would be number one.
That's really sweet. I'm so happy you said that.
Yeah, me too. Yeah, he's so lovely.
Cos we really love him. Yeah. Yeah, he's such a darling.
He's fit. He's always in the gym. He is. He's really fit.
I think he really does fancy you.
Will.
You already know what I'm doing. I'm just on job, mate.
LAUGHTER
I'd probably just play it a bit cool today,
and if she doesn't pull anyone, I'll just go in and, like...
Go in for a chat, you know what I mean? But I'll let her...
I do get a vibe that she doesn't have eyes
on anyone else at the minute.
Kai, last night, I know you had a chat with Anna-May.
So, last night, I told Tanyel how I feel.
How did she react? Mate, she was happy.
Yeah, I think everyone can see that me and Tanyel have a bit of a spark.
So now it's exploring that, getting to know her a bit more,
and seeing if anything's there. If nothing's there, then so be it.
Now all my eggs are in one basket,
I'm just gonna get to know Tanyel a bit more, just see how it goes.
Fair play to you, bro.
Shaq attack. Yeah, I think everyone can see
the connection that me and Tanya have.
Had a little cuddle in bed and I feel like my feelings for her
just, like, honestly, just developing.
Mate, it's actually so... I'm not gonna lie,
it's nice seeing the way you two are about each other.
It's so comfortable.
So, guys, last night, me and Shaq basically had a...
let's just call it a football warm-up. Yeah?
So just a little...
LAUGHTER Did both players get warm-ups?
No, just the one. Just the one. OK. Yeah.
Are you ready to start the game? I'm not ready to start the game. No.
But I'm liking how it's looking from where I'm standing. OK.
How the pitch is looking from where I'm standing.
OK. OK.
And what about the balls?
LAUGHTER
IAIN: I'm playing cliche bingo.
I just need three more for a full house.
"Ticking boxes", "eggs in one basket",
and "rug pulled from under my feet".
Come on, Zara - I can win an air fryer!
Tom obviously is ticking pretty much every box for me right now.
Mm. But it is still early.
Yeah. He could change his mind,
and if I put all my eggs in his basket,
thinking everything is great... Mm.
I could get sort of the rug pulled from under my feet.
Yeah. A bit like, "Oh, shit, now what?"
Yeah.
Like, I thought we were going good, and it's not the case.
Cos it's early still. Yeah.
I don't know who could come in. Yeah.
I haven't spoken to you properly.
It'd be nice to explore, you know?
How are you, sweetheart?
What's happening?
This is for you. What's... Oh!
You guys are matching. It's a bit hot, but you know.
Thank you, babe. You're welcome.
Are you wearing the same shades as me?
Maybe.
LAUGHTER
It's true.
No, if you're actually interested in someone,
then you owe it to yourself to get to know them,
because you don't know, like, what it could be.
I would like... You are someone that I would go for.
Mm. As well, so...
Same with you.
So it's like, I do actually want to explore that,
and like, see the vibes.
Are you getting nervous? I'm not getting nervous.
All I do is look at you, and you get all nervous and shy.
I'm not getting nervous, shut up.
Like, keep composed, innit? Hmm?
Keep composed.
Fuck off! LAUGHTER
No, but even that, like, that's... I don't know,
not even keep me on my toes,
but I'm used to that kind of like... banter.
Yeah. I don't know.
But I feel like you get it, cos we're both from London.
We're both from the same area. Yeah.
That's the thing, like, obviously...
Hang on.
LAUGHTER
I am enjoying the way things are working with Tom at the moment.
Mm.
Right now, but you're literally just from my area.
Like, that would just work instantly.
I am gonna speak to Zara, like, properly,
and actually get to know her.
I do have to explore for my benefit,
because we do bounce off each other, we do vibe.
It is really early,
and me and Tanya are, like, getting to know each other.
Oh! Hello, Shaq.
Ah, Tee-Tee.
How are you today? I'm good, I'm good.
I'm just like...
I feel like I speak about you too much.
I try not to... Do you think so?
I try not to speak about you any more to people,
and people say, "Oh, how are you and Tanya?"
and I say, "Yeah, we're good.
"You know how it is. It's going well."
LOL (!)
Cos, like, I speak about you a lot.
Do you speak about me with Zara?
Yeah. LAUGHTER
I'm just saying! I'm just saying!
What? How did your conversation go?
Erm, yeah, it went good.
Like, do you feel like when you speak to her about, like...
there's anything there?
I feel like there is a vibe there.
We do
We do get
We do get along.
Yeah. So, it is, like...
I'm gonna, like, speak to her, like more,
get to know her a bit more, but, like, obviously,
me and you, the direction we're going in is very,
like, very, very good and very positive,
so it would take, like, a lot for me to turn my head,
and you know that as well.
How do you feel right now? Be honest.
Obviously, it doesn't make me feel great, but...
Yeah. I mean, like...
Just get to know her and try. Yeah.
And just keep staying honest with me,
cos when David was here,
I gave you, like, everything. Yeah.
I'm just having conversations, nothing like that, so...
Do you have to have conversations?
THEY LAUGH
You getting a bit jealous?
No, I'm not.
SHAQ LAUGHS I'm frigging jealous, yes.
I like that, though. It shows that you care.
SHE SIGHS
I try and play it cool sometimes.
I'm like, "Oh, yeah. Go and speak to other people.
"I don't care."
I bloody care, OK?
Erm... So I needed to let it out,
because if I don't let it out, I'm gonna ignore him.
IAIN: Tanya's still not happy about Zara flirting with Tom and Shaq.
I don't know why, most people love a Zara two-for-one deal.
How are you? I am good.
It really pisses me off when Zara pulls Shaq.
This is the thing, I wanted to have a conversation with him
without being weird or, like, saying, "What would you get?"
But I wanted to, like...
just ask, "What really do you see with us?"
I want to know where I stand.
Guys annoy me so frigging much, yeah?
When they're telling you something that's a bit, like, tricky,
or a bit sticky, they're, like, looking down.
You just, like... Wait.
And I was just, like... Him? Yeah, Shaq.
OK, so what did he actually say about it?
So, he was like, "I feel like there is a vibe there with Zara,
"and I am gonna continue to speak to her..."
OK. "..and get to know her..."
erm, a bit more, because they don't speak much.
I just don't know whether she's doing it to stay safe.
Do you know what I mean? You get me.
I'm not saying there's nothing there with her and Shaq,
because I haven't heard their conversations,
but I think if she was liking Shaq,
maybe she would have talked to him a bit more.
Like, I genuinely... Yeah, cos I feel like I know...
I feel like I know her vibe and what she's like.
And if she's really felt like there was something there with Shaq,
she'd pull him more.
But I think... If she was really feeling Shaq
and not Tom 100%,
then she wouldn't have kicked off the other night,
do you know what I mean? Yeah.
Like, I think you can only kick off like that
if you really like someone.
Like, I don't know.
I genuinely don't see anything there with her and Shaq.
I'm not just saying that to be comforting to you, but...
Yeah. I just can't really imagine it.
Inside, I am like, "He-e-e-elp!"
Honestly, it just makes me so hot and bothered.
IAIN: Now he's broken away from Anna-May,
Kai is finally free to engage in the kind of lofty discourse
the intellectual powerhouse has been craving.
Honestly, it took me an hour to make my bed.
Oh, you're useless. I couldn't get the bottom sheet on.
I was literally racking my brains, and thinking,
"How the fuck do bottom sheets go on the bed?"
Cos I don't make them at home. Like, I'm not gonna lie.
I've never made beds.
Even when I was at uni, my mates used to make it for me,
cos it's like my...
The thing that I fucking hate doing the most.
But do you clean up after yourself?
Yeah, I clean up after myself, I just hate making beds.
I just think it's long. Hmm. And I can't do it,
but it took me literally an hour
to figure out that the bed sheet was too small for the bed.
TEXT ALERT
Oh! I've got a text!
CHEERING Oi!
SHE READS:
CHEERING
Yeah!
Pretty sure the word "worldie" was in there,
and that is what Tom has used to describe me.
Full thrust, baby! Ooh-ooh!
So I'm buzzing to see Jessie do a little bit of thrusting.
Getting me a little bit excited, to be fair.
Space Raunch?
I feel like it could be getting a bit raunchy today,
and I'm here for it.
IAIN: It's challenge time. This one sees the boys and girls
heading into the depths of outer space.
Completely lacking any signs of intelligent life,
our Islanders are looking forward to playing.
So get ready for Space Raunch.
MUSIC: 'Spaceman' by Babylon Zoo
CHEERING
Come on, girls!
Here's how it's gonna work -
First, the sexy space women launch out of their rockets...
Yes!
Boys, I bet you've never seen an asteroid like mine!
Then they float in a zero gravity round the flagpole -
go with me here.
Next, they confront the terrifying asteroid belt -
use your imaginations.
Make contact with a humanoid life form,
have a cheeky close encounter,
then blast off back to Planet Earth.
Who needs CGI, eh?
And when the challenge is over,
the boys will decide who was the ultimate astro-naughty.
# Cos we're hot like hell Does it burn when I'm not there? #
Forget the G-force, I'm looking for some D-force.
Ye-e-es! APPLAUSE
Yes!
# Hotter than hell... # Oh!
The way that Tanya just got me...
SCREAMING
It got a bit hot!
It got a bit hot.
Whoo!
I had to just, like, readjust my shorts a little bit.
HE LAUGHS
CHEERING
Right, boys, who's ready for a big bang?
CHEERING
# I'm giving you the pleasure Of heaven
# And I'll give it to you Hotter than hell
# Hotter than hell... #
CHEERING
I was a bit surprised when Anna-May picked me,
and, yeah, she's a good kisser as well,
so can't complain at all.
CHEERING
# Gimme, gimme more, gimme more, Gimme, gimme more
# Gimme, gimme more... #
Right, boys, who wants to ride this asteroid belter?
CHEERING
# Gimme, gimme more
# Gimme, gimme more, gimme more, Gimme, gimme more
# The centre of attention
# Even when they're up against The wall
# You got me in a crazy position
# If you're on a mission you, You got my permission... #
CHEERING
Boys, I know you're looking for a rocket. Well, one's just landed.
CHEERING
# Cameras are flashin' While we're dirty dancin'
# They keep watchin'
# Gimme, gimme more, gimme more, Gimme, gimme more... #
On that first thing, she got on top of me
and started kissing me and I was like, "Oh, my God."
# Gimme more, gimme, gimme more... #
Unbelievable!
CHEERING
The kiss really surprised me, I feel like I just like a good kiss.
I just liked it, like, I could just go back again.
# Na-na-na-na, come on Na-na-na-na, come on
Yeah! CHEERING
Boys, I hope your rockets are fully loaded
because we're about to blast off, baby!
# Feels so good being bad... #
Wow. I feel like... I feel like that there is my dream.
Oh, my God!
# Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it... #
Sexy dancing, sexy walking, eye contact, bang.
I was in my element right there.
# Cos I may be bad, But I'm perfectly good at it
# Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it... #
Now, who's ready to blast off with this little pocket rocket?
CHEERING
# Come on, come on
# I like it, like it
# Come on, come on, come on
# Come on
# I like it, like it
# Come on, come on, come on, come on
# I like it, like it
CHEERING
Had your chance!
# Cos I may be bad But I'm perfectly good at it
# Sex in the air, I don't care I love the smell of it
# Sticks and stones May break my bones... #
I got to kiss Olivia twice, which is a good thing, and I took it all in,
and, yeah, I don't think it was a bad kiss at all.
# Come on. #
So, us boys have decided that the sexiest spacegirl is...
ALL: Oooooooh...
Zara!
CHEERING
I said I was competitive,
and I guess I spoke it into existence, cos I won!
CHEERING
IAIN: The Apollo rocket went from zero to 685mph in 30 seconds.
That's nothing.
Farmer Will can go from zero to losing his mind in one second flat!
So, what about you and Jessie, then?
SCREAMING
Feeling it.
Mate, I don't think I've ever been this charged up in my life.
LAUGHTER
You know what, for me, like, it hasn't been, like, a tough week,
but it's been a bit, like, a week where it's just been, like, a bit,
you're moping...
Not moping about, but it's, like, difficult
cos you're not forming that connection with anybody.
Yeah.
And then, obviously, Jessie came in, and it's just been from the start,
like, good, no troubles, you just...
It's all smooth, sort of thing.
And then, obviously, getting picked in the challenge...
I think she genuinely, actually, like, really fancies you. Yeah.
I can definitely see, like we are getting a lot more touchy-feely,
and it, like, that's what I keep saying, like...
I think what you've done with her which is so good is that you found,
like, a balance.
So, it's like...
You know, I love just chilling with her, I could just... Exactly.
You're still being yourself and being that funny guy.
Mate, bro, the kiss, her chat, I'm so gassed, honestly.
How was that kiss?
Bro, it looked like a fucking proper kiss, that, as well.
She got on top of me, and, like, at the start, cos it was,
like, two, and then carried her over.
And fucking again, mate.
Didn't wanna let her go.
I'm not gonna be with a girl if I didn't think...
You know what I mean?
If there's nothing there. I'm not here to play games.
I wanna a find, like, a real, proper connection.
I am buzzing!
Honestly, buzzing!
You know, I've been in here, what, over a week?
And I haven't really had, like, a connection with anyone.
None of the girls were picking me in challenges for kisses.
So, this, oh, buzzing about it, you know what I mean?
Cos you know what I rate you for?
It's that you didn't change who you was, you stayed true to yourself,
you bided your time, and now, things are starting to happen for you.
You know, you was patient
and you carried on as the person we all love.
Gassed!
Honestly, I'm not gonna stop smiling.
IAIN: As the sun sets, up in the bedroom,
the boys can't wait to get their hands on some naughty new arrivals.
I'm definitely wearing them today. They're nice.
This would suit you, mate.
What size is it? Large.
Is it? Oh, that'd suit you.
I might wear these bad boys.
Is this too short? Is it giving too much bum?
No. There's no such thing as too much bum.
I feel like one wrong move, and my ass is out.
Oh, mate, those jeans are sexy! They look sick on you.
How does everyone feel in their couples?
Or, Jessie, the people that they like?
Er, I'm on my own!
You went in for the kiss. How was the kiss? Yeah!
Oh, my God, I can't believe I did that.
Oh, my God, I believe it.
I think that just made me like him more.
Oh! Sexual attraction is massive for me.
Yeah. So, yeah. Yes!
I hope he feels the same.
Oh, I'm sure he does. I think he feels the same and more.
He keeps, like, calling you his wife! Ick!
What does everyone think is gonna go on tonight?
No clue. It's never a chilled night in this place.
There's always some sort of drama.
CHEERING AND WHOOPING
Here's to sexy dancing,
here's to sexy girls, and all right boys.
THEY ALL CHEER
IAIN: Olivia wants a word with Zara.
I hope it's to pull her up about wearing boots
made out of an actual Smurf, the monster!
Hey, gorgeous girly.
Can I grab you for a chat, please? Yeah, sure.
Wherever you want. I don't mind.
How are you? Good, thanks, how are you?
You look very cute tonight. I'm well, I'm well.
I'm loving the blue boots. Thank you.
I'm loving the hair down for once from you. Thanks, honey!
I feel like a new me. I feel very mature.
No, it's very nice. I'm liking it.
Right, so. Talk to me.
I just wanted to pull you first just to say there was
some kind of unfinished business between me and Tom.
Oh. Oh, shit.
And I feel like it ended really abruptly.
Erm, I mean, he has said that, you know,
I kind of top the vibes for him in here. Yeah.
Not saying you've not got a chance. No, no, no, yeah. But, erm...
Do your thing. Yeah.
And if he's meant to be with me, he's meant to be with me.
If he's not, he's not.
I don't want a man that doesn't want me. No, me neither.
Me and him are still getting to know each other. Yeah.
So, now's the time. OK, so...
I appreciate you telling me. Oh, thank you.
It's OK. Do your thing, girl. Oh, thank you.
IAIN: OK, so we've cut to Kai and Tanyel, and it's part four,
so maybe they're gonna have a massive argument,
or chew each other's faces off.
My money's on the argument.
GIGGLING Come on.
SHE SQUEAKS
Do you like my hair up? Yeah.
Yeah, I do, actually.
SHE CHUCKLES
Oi.
# If you're lost You can look and you will find me
# Time after time
# If you fall, I will catch you I will be waiting... #
I really get on with you.
I get on with you.
You know what?
I can't wait to watch you on the outside.
So, me and Kai are really getting on well
and I feel really comfortable with him.
And normally, I do take things really slow and I'm quite reserved,
but I feel feel comfortable with Kai now that we kissed tonight,
and I'm happy with him.
# Time after time #.
IAIN: Tom and Olivia are talking about feelings.
Really?!
I'll pop off and stick the kettle on.
Give us a shout if they move on to football.
Tell me how you're feeling?
SHE LAUGHS
Go on.
I'm bad with feelings! I know, it's cool.
I don't know.
How are you and Haris?
No, we're really good, like, I'm really enjoying it.
And obviously, you and Zara just seemed very, like, closed off,
and I was obviously worried from how things went down the other night.
Mm.
So, that's probably a big reason why I haven't spoken to you.
Aww. How do you feel?
Yeah, like, Zara come in and I had an instant connection with her.
Yeah.
And I get on with her really well and, like, everything like that.
But, I mean, I'm not closed off. Like... Oh, OK.
No, I'm not, like, I've come in here to find someone. Me too.
That's why earlier I was like, you know what?
I need to just actually just be selfish and just,
I don't wanna come out of here with any regrets.
Any regrets. Yeah.
With you and Haris, right, obviously,
I know there's a big age gap and stuff and... Yeah.
What's your thoughts on... I don't know.
It's tough, because, like, I don't wanna upset anyone.
No, me neither.
I'm very glad I had the conversation with Tom.
I feel like now I've had it, it's confirmed to me what I already knew.
I just... It's... I can't explain it.
It's just a feeling, it's really weird.
So, like, obviously, with me and you, like, where's the door?
Hm, it's like, slowly opening.
So, the door, obviously, I thought the door was there. Yeah.
But where.s the door now?
It's, like, here. OK.
So, I'm just peaking and just saying, "Hi, morning, hi!"
"Morning", yeah!
I am glad you still feel the same, though,
cos I thought I was going crazy.
No, like I said, you know, the door's open.
I think I told you, like, on the first night,
or the second, like, you were like, "Where's your head at?"
And I was, I'm pretty sure my eggs are in your basket, by the way!
I mean, you're so funny, though.
No... No...
See, I could just... I'd be so sad.
What? I reckon, if you just started giving me the cold shoulder.
Really? Mm. Why would I give you the cold shoulder?
I don't know. You might.
You might wake up and you're like, "Ew."
I wouldn't do that.
A little 23-year-old blondie farm girl might walk through the door,
who is from your town, you just be like, "Catch you later."
From my town? There's about... "See ya!"
And I'll be the corner like...
I will definitely wear my heart on my sleeve in the sense that
if I like you, which I do, then I would...
So you like me? Yeah, of course. Yeah.
I'm kidding. I feel like I gravitate towards you.
Gravitate. Yeah, like, gravitate myself towards you,
and we would just end up together.
It's true. I'm actually well happy.
You're well happy? Yeah, super happy.
# I was her, she was me... #
THEY CHEER
My lipstick's smudged again. On-job, on-job, what can I say?
On-job.
# She's the one... #
Whoo!
OK, I actually need to go fix my lipstick again.
That's so embarrassing.
I'm chillaxing, I'm not gonna lie.
Greatest night of my life!
Go on, Jessie!
IAIN:
Some people have a phobia of heights,
some people have a phobia of closed spaces.
Tanyel has a phobia of the word "now".
How do you feel now? Just so much better.
Really? Yeah.
Just laid all the cards on the table about how we feel about each other,
and it's just...
Not self sabotage.
TEXT ALERT, THEY GASP
No! Guys!
Stop. No. Oh, my God...
I've got a text! No!
HE READS ALOUD:
You're having a fucking laugh!
No, are they being serious?
# Starting a fire It's burning up in my head
# Why do I always tell myself That it's not over yet. #
TEXT ALERT
"The public have been voting
"for their favourite girl and their favourite boy.
"Those with the fewest votes are at risk
"of being dumped from the island tonight.
"As Jessie and Aaron are the newest Islanders,
"they are not included in the vote."
# I see evil eyes looking around
# Spirits in the skies... #
TEXT ALERT # Walking around, ooh-ooh... #
"The three boys who have received the fewest votes
"and are therefore at risk are..."
# Something wicked this way comes Something wicked this way comes
# Something wicked this way comes
# Something wicked Something wicked... #
TEXT ALERT
"Kai."
TEXT ALERT
# Something wicked This way comes... #
"Tom."
# Something wicked this way comes
# Something wicked Something wicked
# Something wicked this way comes Something wicked this way comes
# Something wicked... # TEXT ALERT
# This way comes, something wicked Something wicked... #
"Haris."
TEXT ALERT
"The three girls who have received the fewest votes
"and therefore at risk are..."
# Fine wine and dining It sticks in my throat
# You give me diamonds Well, it might as well be gold... #
TEXT ALERT
# Love is always silent I'd give it all, I'd give it all. #
Anna-May.
TEXT ALERT
Tanya.
# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
# When I find What I'm looking for... #
TEXT ALERT
# I'd better run, run Run away with you. #
Tanyel.
# I'd give it all I'd give it all to you
# I'd give it all I'd give it all to you... #
TEXT ALERT
Can all vulnerable Islanders please stand in front of the fire pit?
# I'd give it all to you I'd give it all. #
# Love shouldn't cost a thing
# Tell me why I'm paying for everything
TEXT ALERT
Only one boy and one girl will be going home tonight.
# There's no way to save us
# Look at what we have become... #
TEXT ALERT
# Just be gone by morning... #
That decision will be made by Jessie and Aaron.
# Look at what we have become Empty hearts...
# Save yourself my darling. #