IAIN: This week has seen...
three new bombshells... I don't owe any loyalties as of yet.
..one dumping...
Queen Z is still looking for her king.
..and a shocking secret kiss.
Tonight, it's time to get... excited.
# I'm so excited... #
Welcome to your weekly fix of fun and flirting
that will show you another side of the Islanders.
# I'm so excited... #
Eugh! No!
So lose control...
Why? Bye, Jessie!
Look, I've got! Bye!
..say it as it is...
You're not blonde. Am I not?
..don't hide it... We are so cringe.
..and it's time to make a big impression.
My head's gone!
Release your inner dragon and do the unexpected.
Popped again. Oh, my God.
Release the beast... HE GROANS
..have an unexpected kiss... THEY CHUCKLE
..because tonight's the night the lols are gonna happen.
This is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
# I'm so excited. #
HE HUFFS Shoes are Dunks, black and white.
Shorts, eBay, baby blue.
Sunnies, baby blue, and it's Will,
ready to chill with you to talk about the thrill
that happened in the vill...a.
IAIN: Oi! Move over, that's my job.
# On the radio... #
Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
# Radio... #
And we're starting the show with a bang.
Ow! Did you just bump your head? Yes.
All right? Yeah.
As always, our Islanders have spent the week
discussing all the big questions.
What ranger would you be if you were a Power Ranger?
Red. Blue. I love blue.
I always said I'd be Red Ranger. Red's my favourite.
And working out their feelings for each other.
Yes, babe, work it!
At least I get to look at something sexy,
and so do you three.
And it's our job to take the best unseen bits
and squeeze them into an hour of spot on entertainment.
Let me squeeze that one. It's got a blackhead in it.
HE GROANS
This is so bonkers. I kind of want to watch as well.
You need to get it out of here. Go away.
No, I'm sorting you out.
THEY GROANS AND HEAVE Sorry, that was gross.
But fortunately, these guys are glamorous enough
to style it out.
Hey, girl. Hey girl.
You look so cute.
You look so cute, and turn around and show us that booty.
'Ey, 'ey, that booty!
Hang on, Olivia has a question.
Who's excited for tonight? THEY CHEER
Oh, my God, we are so cringe.
You're not cringe at all, none of you.
Well, except maybe Will,
but he's part of the furniture these days.
Why don't we just use Will as a table?
Yes! It will be like tapas, I can just go to everyone like this...
LAUGHTER
And just like tapas, sit back and let us bring you
lots of little plates of delicious unseen action.
# Radio, radio... #
When he's not cracking onto anything in a bikini,
Ron actually works as a financial adviser.
In this unseen bit,
he is explaining mortgage depreciation payments to the lads.
Fun.
I feel like Ron's in deep chat. Do you?
Yeah. Is it when he does this? Yeah.
IMITATING RON: So, boys... I just don't know my head's at.
I just don't know what to do! I just fancy her so much.
She's just my type... She's my type on a paper...
..to a T. ..to a T, but...
You sound like Catherine Tate!
HIGH-PITCHED: I just don't know where my head's at!
Oh, my head is just mangled. It's just confused.
My head's gone. I like Lana,
but this girl's come in that's my type to a T.
I like her and we're getting on so well...
I'm happy, but could I be happier?
It's gonna take a lot for someone to walk in...
Is that what he said? It's gonna take a bomb bombshell.
A bomb bombshell!
But now, Samie's walked in and she's a bomb bombshell.
Producers, I beg you.
Don't introduce the idea of Ron's bomb bombshell.
Have you any idea how hard it is to say that?
Remember light years ago
when Kai and Tanya were properly coupled up?
Nah, me neither, but here's an exclusive clip that proves it.
You know you can buy stars?
What? You can buy stars.
I wasn't listening to you and then I just heard what he said.
You can't buy stars. Yeah, you can.
Oh, shut up. My mate bought his missus a star.
Are you taking the piss?
No, but seriously, he went on a website
and paid a hundred quid for a start.
You can't buy stars. But it cost him a hundred quid
and he got a box with a note in it and he got some stardust in a jar.
This is the most bullshit I've heard in my life.
Listen, he bought his girlfriend a star
and I was just like, "How is she ever gonna go and visit it?"
These star-crossed lovers were doomed,
it was written in the stars!
All the way from the edge of Orion's Belt
to the bottom of Uranus.
Here, at Unseen Bits HQ, we get flooded with viewers' questions,
like since when did South Africa become an island?
And when will the annoying Scottish buck shut his mouth?
Hang on! No one showed me that one.
# Thought I was lost But then I woke up in love... #
Anyway, everyone has questions
about what it's really like to be an Islander,
so we filtered out the most libellous, un-broadcastable ones,
to bring a feature that we're giving the highly original title of...
So it's time to lift the lid on...
Good question! In the interest of science,
we let them loose on a scrumptious spread
that I stole from the hotel breakfast buffet.
Tom got fruity with Zara and nearly took her eye out.
Tanya and Shaq went nuts over the Nutella.
I wish they had, like, chocolate. You want chocolate?
For a little dip. For breakfast?
And Kai was all about grabbing Ron's croissant
before he had the chance to decide if he wanted it...
a bit like Samie in that recoupling.
KAI: Ron? Ron? Ron, boy?
Are you not eating them croissants, made?
RON: Do know what it is, we've just been chatting, mate.
Obviously, if you've got bare chat and that...
Just been a job. TANYEL: We're hungry!
Do you actually want it? Are you gonna eat it?
You can have it if you want it.
Come on, man! I ain't your waiter.
Yeah, that's it.
Come on. At least it's... A slow walk over, catwalk.
Shall we take the chocolate one instead?
That was the best one.
Just take what you want, mate, I'm not eating it.
Do you know what I mean?
Ha-ha! Buzzing!
Stop eating it yourself, I want some!
Mate, you enjoy it, mate, as well. Mmm...
Thank you, you're the best, Ron. We love you.
IAIN: So if you've got a burning question for Unseen Bits,
what are you waiting for?
Go on social media and type #UnseenBits
along with your question.
Just don't @ me, I'm a very busy boy.
This week, there's been tons of drama in the villa,
and it seems like Lana has honed it down to one common denominator.
I know, it's not the yellow beanbag.
Do you know what the hell's going on?
It's just people not speaking their minds.
All I know is... there's a common denominator.
What, Zara?
It seems that way. Yeah.
And usually, if there's a condom... Denominator...
"Condominator", is that what you just said?
Common denominator. Yeah!
Common denominator - condominator.
THEY LAUGH
That could be a new name for one of your dildos.
Pff! The Condominator!
IAIN: The Condominator does have a ring to it.
Although, the ring does come as an extra.
We know the boys have been bed-hopping around the villa.
Well, in this unseen bit, they're at it again.
Ain't it weird that I've known you for two weeks
and yet we're, like, quite happy doing this?
And why stop at one, eh, Ron?
THEY LAUGH
Oh, my God!
God!
Where are we sleeping, do we know? We're all sleeping in one bed.
Yeah, we're actually gonna all sleep in one.
I want a cuddle so bad.
I crave cuddles in here more than I ever have back home,
cos in here, I'm surrounded by them, so I just want them all.
All the cuddles!
Yeah. I'd love to try them all. I'd cuddle them all.
IAIN: Now, it's early days,
but I'm already tipping the winning couple.
My money is on Will and Ron.
This week, Unseen Bits went totally viral
as millions of you watched Ron scientifically prove
that oats are a dairy product.
This show is never afraid to milk a great clip.
So here it is again.
I don't drink milk. You have milk in your coffee.
I made you one this morning. Did you make it with normal milk?
No, it was oat milk. Yeah.
Yeah! That's milk. I don't...
Do you know normal milk comes from a cow? Yeah, obviously.
So where does oat milk come from? Oh, I'm not even gonna bother.
The difference is one comes from cows...
Yes! And one comes from oats. And one is oats.
Yes, but they're still called milk. SHE LAUGHS
IAIN: Ron wasn't lacking knowledge, he was "lactating" knowledge.
And oat-raged viewers whipped up a tsunami of milky tweets.
READS TWEETS
Well, this week, Ron has showed his knowledge of cow by-products
didn't stop with oat milk, which he proved
when the others were tucking into late-night pancakes.
You're not gonna get any pancakes now, are you?
No. They're all gonna be gone.
We'll do it tomorrow morning. To be fair, it's a blessing
because I shouldn't really eat eggs.
Why? Because they make my skin go bad.
Any dairy or just eggs? Eggs and milk.
Eggs and milk! So just dairy, then. No, because I eat loads of cheese.
Oh. I've heard that, though. Dairy is a thing like that.
Mm. But eggs aren't dairy.
What?! Yeah, they are. No, they're not.
Who...? What? What, yeah, they are. I'm sure they're dairy.
100%. Where have you heard that?
Like... We're not getting technical, but I'm sure they're dairy.
IAIN: Oh, Lana, once again, you showed your ignorance.
Everyone knows that Ron is correct and that cows lay eggs!
They hatch into little fluffy calves at Easter.
Tanyel's accent is pure North London.
Tanya's is Scouse.
And Aaron has a strong Melbourne twang.
What's your accent, Lana?
See, I've got two accents.
Really? Yeah.
Cos my dad is from down south, my mum is up north.
You're a bit like Luna Lovegood, aren't ya?
That just reminds me of Luna Lovegood.
I call one of my friends...
She has the same colour hair as Luna Lovegood.
Really? Yeah.
I love Harry Potter. Do you? Yeah. I'm obsessed.
All right, I've got a test for you, then,
if you like Harry Potter so much. OK.
I love Harry Potter. OK.
What was the name of the snake in the glass window at the zoo
in the first movie?
You're no real Harry Potter fan. Yeah. Oh!
You should know this!
This is my question to catch out fake Harry Potter fans.
IAIN: Ah, what is it?! No, don't google it.
I bet I can remember during the ad break.
Now, Expelliarmus!
# Slow down I just wanna get to know you
# But don't turn around
# Cos that pretty round thing Looks good to me... #
IAIN STIRLING: This is the HMS Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Like the Titanic, we're unsinkable.
Raargh!
IAIN: There's no icebergs in our pool.
We'll be keeping up with the boys.
Argh!
Oh, you're out!
IAIN: So let's get ready to r-r-roll.
THEY ROLL THEIR R'S
Outr-r-rageous.
We're having a par-r-rty tonight.
IAIN: Before the break, Aaron was trying to get Lana
under his spell by playing a Harry Potter game.
No, not Quidditch. More of a quiz-itch if you will.
And I think I know the answer.
What was the name of the snake in the glass window
at the zoo in the first movie? You tell me. What is it?
Nagini. It Voldemort's pet snake.
IAIN: Uh-uh! As all self-respecting Potterheads will know,
Nagini is the incorrect answer.
It was actually an unnamed Brazilian boa constrictor.
OK, I've got a question for you. All right, go.
What's all five of the Weasley brothers called?
IAIN: That's easy. It's Harry, Liam, Niall, Zayn and this...
The young one. Google it!
Sometimes, you just want to curl up with someone you love
and talk about the old times.
In Kai's case, the very old times, as this unseen clip proves.
Do you want to?
Probably a T-Rex.
KAI IMITATES A T-REX
WILL GIGGLES
Do you reckon you could make fire with your mouth? Fire? Probably.
GAME OF THRONES THEME PLAYS
IAIN: This is Villa of the Dragon.
HE SHRIEKS LIKE A DRAGON
HE BREATHES LIKE A DRAGON
Oh, that's so sick!
THEY IMITATE DRAGONS
HE ROARS LIKE A DRAGON
THEY LAUGH
We're playing dragons.
Mate, this is actually getting put on footage.
Unseen Bits. I don't think it will. They're not going to show that.
IAIN: You're right, lads. Of course we'd never show a clip
of your unseen bits acting like overexcited seven-year-olds
that have eaten too many fizzy sweets.
HE SHRIEKS LIKE A DRAGON
This next unseen bit really uncovers the islanders inner secrets,
as seen by our amazing cameras 24 hours a...
IN A HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: Stirling, get out of it!
The bugs are taking over this programme now.
I'm Griselda the Grasshopper,
queen of the insects and I have control of your cameras.
We hacked into your microphone and we're coming for the Islanders.
Insects assemble!
At least we've got some sun today.
Argh!
IAIN AS GRISELDA: Your attempts to swot me away are futile.
You'll never get rid of me.
Am I feeling it? Like, is it making sense?
All these different things come into play.
So, you know, we might like each other, but...
Oh! I thought that was a spider.
Oh, my God, I thought that was a fucking spider.
Lord, that was a fat fly. Oh, my God!
You know when it's so fat, it stares at you. Bleurgh. Right.
He's got his eyes firmly fixed on her, hasn't he?
IAIN AS GRISELDA: His eyes aren't fixed on me yet.
Fucking hell, what is that? You should not be scared of bugs.
You're supposed to be a farmer, mate.
IAIN AS GRISELDA: Insects, let the night assult begin.
Me and you haven't... Had the chance.
..had the chance yet. Oh, my God.
Oh, you shit me up then. What is that?
Don't. What am I going to do?
What is it? Oh, don't. Is that like a mosquito? I don't know, but...
Has it gone? No, it's not gone. It up there. Where? Oh, my God. Don't.
I don't know what to do, because I can't catch it.
IAIN AS GRISELDA: Grasshoppers assemble for the Shaq Attack.
That sort of thing, do you know what I mean?
That is fucking huge! What the fuck is that?
Oi! Do you want me to fucking get it?
What the fuck is that? Come here, little fella.
Nah, Jessie, bye!
I got him, look. Look, I've got him. Shaq!
Bye, Jessie! That is fucking huge.
It's just a little grasshopper. Nah! Nah! That thing is huge.
IAIN AS GRISELDA: Damn your Aussie animal indifference.
We'll be back! TRILLS
IAIN: Earlier in the week,
we saw Will and JessIe go on a romantic date in a wine cellar.
We didn't think we'd be able to show any unseen clips of the date,
but you know what they say - where there's a Will, there's a way.
So here you are.
Oh, this is gorgeous. Oh, my God.
This is so beautiful.
IAIN: And I don't know about you, but for me, a date is not a date
without a healthy dose of sexy food photography.
So, baby.
IAIN: And here are some unseen clips
of Jessie and Will for you to devour.
# Je t'aime
# Je t'aime. #
It's not peeled. Is it not?
# Moi non plus. #
Aeroplane?
Go, go, go.
We are not sexy, let's be honest. Yes, I am.
Three, two, one, go.
# Je vais, je vais et je viens. #
The girl of my dreams.
IAIN: And it wasn't just the food they ate,
as they got to eat face, too.
# Je vais et je viens Entre tes... #
IAIN: Oblivious to the drama that had gone on in the villa,
Will and Jessie arrived back to the sounds of screaming.
Baby! We've missed you!
IAIN: The happy kind!
No matter how scared I am, he puts every insecurity I have at ease
and he makes me just... That's what you want.
And he talks through it all and he talks so lovely
about every other girl in the villa, like, yes.
I've just come back feeling like... On top of the world.
..so much better and so much closer with him.
We love you, Will! ALL: We love you, Will!
IAIN: While the girls went all gooey-eyed over the date,
Will had a different debrief with the boys.
So, I've been away for a bit of time, come back, bang!
I'm like, what is going on?
This bombshell, I think, Samie has disrupted the place.
Kai and Tanyel, it's on the rocks for those two a little bit.
Ron's in a bit of a pickle as well.
We're not going to be the same now, so you can do what you want.
It's all mumble jumble. It's crazy.
You've got Tom, who obviously had the kiss with Ellie.
Olivia's a bit annoyed.
You're forgetting that it's people's feelings. Zara, pow, comes in.
You haven't got to shake your head. You've said enough.
No, go away, Zara, go away. I don't want to hear it.
Raargh! Goes like that, goes mad.
Tom's like, bloody storming off, shirt off, bang!
I'm so glad I was in a beautiful wine cellar
with candles and away from this drama.
IAIN: But what really was the catalyst
to all this drama in the villa?
Was it the arrival of new bombshell, Samie?
Don't sit on the yellow one.
No, I feel like the yellow one's bad luck.
IAIN: Samie has heard about the curse of the yellow beanbag.
So it can't be that. Let's delve further back.
Was it the kiss between Ellie and Tom?
I don't know. I need to keep searching.
Isn't this yellow beanbag haunted?
IAIN: Yes, Ellie. Yes, it is!
OK, fuck it, I'm going to sit down on it anyway.
IAIN: No, Ellie, don't sit on the yellow beanbag!
You know it starts all the drama.
# Black, black magic. You've worked your voodoo on me
# Black, black magic. #
IAIN: You were warned.
IAIN: Just before the break, here's a clip of all the Islanders
just casually hanging around the villa.
But, wait, what is that?
Is that Ellie walking towards the yellow beanbag.
What? Has she learnt nothing?
What happens next? Find out after the break.
IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
bringing you the most eyebrow-raising clips
from the villa.
This show isn't thrown together, it's all stylishly choreographed...
Work, work it, hey! ..and gets a sexy gloss.
"Sexy Motherpucker." THEY CHUCKLE
You'll notice a bit of buzz. What are you doing?
LAUGHTER
The unseen footage so shocking, it'll put hairs on your chest.
Lads, I've got well long chest hair, I'm not even gassing up right now.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Will's chest hair!
Before the break, Ellie was in perilous danger
as we saw her hurtling towards the yellow beanbag.
THEME FROM PSYCHO
Well, here's...
Oh, my... Not the yellow. Not the fucking yellow.
It's not giving. Not today.
Drama averted.
As any wannabe Islanders know,
a career as a full-time grafter starts with the first kiss.
It's a landmark in any future dating star's journey,
and as this unseen clip shows, it's a moment...
WHISPERS: they never forget.
My first kiss, yeah? Yeah, go on.
I've gotten to know this girl.
I've gotten a bus into town, buzzing.
Mum had given me 20 quid, I've got absolute cash money...
LAUGHTER
What do you want, girl? Popcorn? Oh, fuckin' hell.
LAUGHTER
Got in, mate, I think I sat with her like this
and then I literally...
I think I literally kissed her like this.
LAUGHTER
I was texting my boys, saying, "Oh, fucking got with this girl."
I remember fancying this girl
and we'd, like, walk over to each other.
We went down this little alley or whatever,
and I remember just, like...
I remember just, like, licking her face. What?!
Licking, because I didn't know what I was doing,
and then, like, kissing at the end.
Will, when was yours?
Right, so... LAUGHTER
in Year Seven, and we had...
at school, we had this no daylight rule,
I don't know if anyone else had it,
which was, basically, you can't kiss if there's daylight.
What?
Yeah, no one was allowed to kiss at school.
So I was like walking around and then the bell went,
and the class was starting
and this girl was, like, walking around...
My girlfriend, my baby girl.
LAUGHTER
We were walking around and she was like,
"There's cameras everywhere, there's cameras everywhere,"
and, like, walking like this, and I was like,
"Shit, something's gonna happen," you know?
I went behind the fucking school hall, no cameras,
lips like... a bit like Tom...
like this, literally, end it, didn't say a word to her,
walked in and I literally walked into class
like this, I was like, "Yeah!"
LAUGHTER
TANYEL: I was 17 or 18, I was so lame.
What? To have your first kiss?
Yeah! You're a liar! You're a liar!
Mother's life, I just didn't like anyone
and I just kept running away from boys.
She'd been high maintenance since she was born, bro.
RON: Innit, they were running away from YOU.
Yeah.
She was eating them alive before you even knew it.
I must clarify that Tanyel is not intending
to eat any of the Islanders alive...
just maybe have a nibble of a few.
Fashion is a huge part of Love Island,
and the other night,
Tanyel was busting an outfit that really popped.
# I could have my Gucci on I could wear my Louis Vuitton
# But even with nothin' on... # What is it? A clip?
# Bet I made you look I made you look... #
This is gonna look really wrong. TANYEL: You're tickling me!
# I made you look... #
THEY LAUGH
Come on, bend over! I can't!
Come on, man! Wait, bend over more.
Bend over! Right.
Whoa! Team work, yeah.
It's got three clips underneath
and every time I sit down, they undo.
Wait, wait... LAUGHTER
Just wait one minute, man.
And don't even think about anything.
LAUGHTER
Fuck sakes.
There's a clicky thing underneath it and my ass keeps opening it.
# Yeah, I look good In my Versace dress
# Take it off, baby
# But I'm hotter When my morning hair's a mess... #
You all right?
I'm just gonna clip myself before...
Wait, can you wait one minute,
and don't start looking, please, I need to actually...
TANYA: Is it unpopped again? Oh, my days!
Completely! Do you want me to click it?
# Said I made you look... #
At least it's got a quick release
for when you need the bathroom, Tanyel.
When it comes to love,
some things haven't changed since Shakespearean times
when Romeo went around Juliet's gaffe
and got on the balcony, but nowhere near the bedroom.
Well, this unseen bit explains why.
KAI: Have you ever been, like, around a girl's house
and it's just a shithole?
Their room, they've got clothes everywhere.
You know when you go into her bedroom and she has, to,
like, dash stuff off the bed and, like...
And plates and pots and stuff like that,
bed's not spread, you're like...
TOM: Have you ever been in a girl's car?
I know, her car's disgusting. Oh, and it's filthy, man.
KAI: And it stinks. TOM: Make-up on the volume.
Make-up on the volume dial, fuck me.
There's also, like, a million water bottles
just in the passenger...
"It's not normally like this." Yeah, that's what they say.
How's that not normally like this? That's how you live.
TOM: Do you know what's bad?
When a girl's got, like, loads of Bluetooth, like,
connections on her phone.
Oh, man! You know she's really in cars.
I can't lie, man, that's got me in trouble before.
What? Like, a girl's connected her phone to my car, yeah?
And it was, like, connect to the device.
Bro, it was like, Gabby, Hannah, Alicia,
all the girls connected to my thing, yeah?
She was like, "Ah, yeah, delete that, delete that."
Do you know what, I get looped out even when I know
there's nothing on my phone, when a girl's going through it.
They'll find something. Oh, mate, yeah.
They are that good.
I'm driving, bro, I don't care if I have to crash
before you get into my phone, I don't even care.
IAIN: Shaq, hands on the wheel, eyes on the road,
and, Tanya, hands off his phone.
Right, while I watch this next unseen bit, I'm gonna have a snack.
Oi, who nicked my crisps?
Hey, babes, what's popping? How are you feeling?
Good. Well, pretty good.
You and your crisp snacks, I love you. You're so cute.
Are they Quavers?
I think there's obviously a couple of conversations
that need to be had from me today with people,
but I, sort of, don't want to rush them
cos I don't really need to. Mm-hm.
I want them to just happen calmly,
I think people take words very literally in here.
But yeah, I'm good, I'm just trying to have a chilled day.
It's like Pom-Bears. Mmm.
But, yeah, one day at a time, I'm taking it. One day at a time.
WITH MOUTH FULL: One day at a time. One day at a time.
What did you say? MUMBLES: One day at a time.
MUMBLES: I said, "One day at a time."
One day at a time.
IAIN: I love that unseen bit.
I also like those mukbang videos on my socials.
You know, the ones where people eat piles of food?
So I thought I'd treat you to my favourite mukbang moments
from the villa.
Fuckin' hell, how many you havin'? I'm hungry, I don't care.
Lana! Oh, my God. Thank you.
MUMBLES: We're not letting any of the boys have any of them.
Who the fuck is dropping crumbs on my head?!
LAUGHTER
Not me.
Guys, do you want some? Why do you have so much?
MUMBLES WITH MOUTH FULL
Ooh. Oh, my God!
I have to put them back in the kitchen, so hurry up.
IAIN: Time for another amazing unseen crisp, I mean clip.
This year, the Love Island villa has been chosen as host
for the 2023 ten-metre freestyle pool race.
Are you ready to witness an epic aquatic battle?
Loser has to do the dishes at dinner.
IAIN: We have four contenders for the prestigious honour
of being crowned the Love Island ten-metre swim champion.
In lane one, we have financial advisor Ron,
who is always on the money.
In lane two, PE teacher Kai has forgotten his kit,
so he's competing in his underwear.
Tom is splashing about in lane three,
no need for an early bath for this semi-pro footballer.
And in lane four, we have Farmer Will,
who should take to the race like a duck to water.
All right, everyone's hands on the wall.
IAIN: Presiding over the event is Australian race official Jessie.
Three, two, one, go!
Oh, I didn't see him touch the wall!
Go, Ron!
CHEERING
Well done, Will!
Did you touch the wall? Yeah.
Ron, you're so stiff! You're so stiff!
JESSIE: Did Ron touch the end? I don't think he did.
I don't think Ron touched the end.
Ron, you cheated, mate! He didn't touch this end!
I literally swiped it.
Did he cheat?
Jessie doesn't know if he touched this end.
IAIN: So, did Ron win the race or not?
Well, luckily for you, Jessie,
we've got our very own Unseen Bits VAR.
Every available camera angle was scrutinised
by the Unseen Bits team and Jessie was called to the beach hut
to receive the results.
"Breaking news, there has been a review
"and the Love Island VAR can confirm the true winner of the race."
IAIN: Come back after the break to find out.
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
# You tell everyone... #
This is a show that will unleash your inner child.
SHE SQUEALS
You'll busting moves like you're at the school disco.
LAUGHTER
# One minute, you say we're a team
# Then you're telling me you can't breathe
# Well, you should set me free
# Baby, if you're over me. #
And seeing the world fresh again.
Is this what it looks like from up here?
It's nice up here, innit? Is it?
It's nice. It's so nice up here.
You'll burst with childish glee.
SHE SQUEALS OK, I am... Ah!
You can go somewhere else.
But just don't bump heads.
SHE LAUGHS
And if you do, don't forget the magic word.
MIMICKING THE INBETWEENERS: Sorry. Ooh, sorry.
Sorry. I'm so sorry.
LAUGHTER
Sorry.
CHEERING
Before the break, we saw debate about whether Ron had actually won
the pool race. Did Ron touch the end?
I don't think he did. Ron, you cheated, mate!
Jessie doesn't know if he touched this end.
Jessie called for the assistance of VAR.
Every available camera angle was looked at,
the footage was scrutinised...
..and the results are in.
Guys, I've got something serious I need to talk to you about.
Ron claims to have won, but we've had a review
with the Love Island VAR. Wow!
And the final decision is...
..Ron did not touch the end of the pool
and Will is the winner cos Ron is disqualified.
Is that what it says?! Ron is disqualified?! No way!
Yay! Congratulations.
Let's see that, then. Ah-ha. Loser! Loser! Loser!
IAIN: The islanders marked Tanya's birthday last week
with a day of high drama. Surprise! But Shaq thought she deserved
to be spoiled even more and he had a plan,
as this unseen treat shows.
Take Tanya to the beanbags, yeah. Face her away from the kitchen.
Mm-hm. Me and you are gonna start...
Gonna start making her cake, yeah.
Jessie, she was part of the plan to keep Tanya distracted.
Tanya, do you wanna have a chat? Yeah, babe.
Come have a chat.
Sit in the shade. What's going on? What is going on?
Nothing, I just wanted to have a chat in the shade.
Something's suspicious. Yeah, what...?
Nothing. Tell us.
I feel like we just need to sit in the shade.
It's so important to just sit in the shade with the girls. Yeah.
100ml of vegetable oil.
We had the cake mix.
We were literally going along, like, winging it.
And then what, you just put...
Do you put them on top of each other?
I didn't know what was going on, Shaq didn't know what was going on.
It was dumb and dumber trying to a bake a cake.
# You're whipping it, whipping it Ooh, ooh, ooh
# Whipping it, whipping it In the kitchen
# Whipping it, whipping it Ooh, ooh. #
I couldn't have done it without Will. He was a good assistant.
I've got some on my nose. Lick it off.
THEY LAUGH
Ah, what you cooking?! Shut up. Ssh.
Oh, sorry.
Gas mark 4. That would be... I don't know what gas mark 4 is.
One, two, three, four.
I'm not lying, we literally just made it up as we went along.
What I would do is just cut round the edges now. Yeah.
Argh!
THEY LAUGH
All in all, baking skills rubbish.
OK, that's not bad.
However, it was made with love and care.
ISLANDERS: # Happy birthday to you... #
Oh, my God!
CHEERING
Thank you. Can I have a taste?
IAIN: if you wanna spend the rest of your birthday
in the bathroom, be my guest.
CRASHES OF THUNDER
The weather has played havoc with the show this week.
With strong gale force winds blowing Islanders' heads all over the place.
You know, like, where your head's at?
I'm, like, between two or three.
# Make it rain... #
The Islanders huddle round the fire...
# Make it rain down... #
..and don protective clothing.
# Make it rain... #
Well, almost. We saw Lana swept away by Aaron.
Lana.
And the evening ended with a twist...er.
So, the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
As it was Hurricane Tom who caused the most damage.
..Ellie.
And Zara was blown out of the villa.
# Make it rain. #
There is usually a calm after the storm, but not in the villa.
A fresh new morning brought two new bombshells, Casey and Jordan,
into the villa to steal the Islanders' thunder.
# I can see all obstacles... #
ALL: Hello! Hi, girls!
And they had some front.
I think I'm the tallest here, to be fair.
You would say that, wouldn't you?
Yeah, of course. Everywhere I go, I'm the tallest.
Who's married off, then? No-one.
No-one?
Pressure was rising, and there was a dark cloud looming over the villa.
I reckon Tanyel's gassed.
Probably. I reckon Samie's probably a bit gassed.
Do you reckon? I reckon probably a lot of them are.
I reckon a lot of 'em are gassed. I reckon they all are.
They're obviously good-looking guys. They look older as well.
Brings a new dynamic to the villa, doesn't it? Yeah.
The boys could feel the winds of change.
No more dragons.
I reckon Jordan's gonna play dragons.
And Storm Tom was ready to strike again.
Does anyone wanna go over there for a kiss, or...?
THEY LAUGH
All right.
BOYS: Kiss, kiss! Kiss!
Hat-trick. THEY LAUGH
IAIN: Any port in a storm, eh, Tom?
A word that appears in the dictionary is the word "blonde".
And in this clip,
Lana gives a stereotypical definition of its meaning.
You're... not blonde. Am I not (?)
Are you? No!
THEY LAUGH
Are you colour-blind? Are you all right?
No, but I just haven't really, like, clocked it.
Oh, my God! I'm not blonde.
Are you blonde or brunette?
No, but you know when someone can look a bit mousy.
You're digging a hole now. No, I'm not! I didn't mean it bad.
No, I'm not blonde.
Thanks for just asking, though, and confirming that with me.
THEY LAUGH
That's such a weird thing to say.
IAIN: Islanders, ready!
Three, two, one, it's Beach Hut Bonanza! Oh!
And this week, I asked them to tell me their biggest phobias.
Aw, no, this is easy. Oh, fuck off! No!
Yeah, this is so easy. RON SIGHS
Deep, dark water.
I'm not scared, literally, of anything.
Bananas. Makes me sort of, like, quiver.
What is it called when people just wedge themselves in tunnels?
The idea of peeling... The peeling freaks me out.
The smell. The little stringy bits. Ugh!
Out of all the fruit, just everything about it is grim.
If I see a picture of a rat, my whole body just crumples.
Walking along and I'll see a rat, I'll literally be like, "Christ!"
It'll be like this...
And it'll be like the floor is lava and I'll just try and get up.
My body freezes, like, I just... Oh, it goes through me.
I just think they're gonna run up my legs and nibble at me.
I can't move, like, someone has to shake me to,
like, get my attention again.
SHE RETCHES No.
Someone was having a Subway, a tuna melt,
and a bit landed on my foot, and I was sick over him.
SHE GASPS Ever since then...
Pff. ..I've had a massive phobia of tuna.
Juice. Or fizzy drinks. Oh, I just can't deal with it.
My brother, like, he would put little splashes on me,
and I used to just be like, "No!"
As soon as I see a spider,
especially a big spider, I'm out, I'm gone.
It's making my skin itch already. Oh!
You get the ones that are really fast, and they're big as well.
Oh, my God! Nah, nah, I can't do it, I'm sorry.
Baked beans. Ha-ha-ha! I absolutely hate baked beans.
I can't touch the juice, I can't touch what they've been in,
I can't touch the beans.
I feel like they're, like, weird, little, mushy bald heads.
Strawberries. When I see strawberries,
you know you've got the seeds on the outside of the strawberry,
those little holes.
It makes you feel itchy, it's all, like, they're all just...
SHE SCREAMS
That makes my skin crawl, man. It's just a bit much, I'll be real.
Another phobia's pigeons. I just burst into tears.
When I'm walking through, like, the town centre at home
and a pigeon flies by my head,
I have to run home and have a shower.
IAIN: That's all, folks.
Tune in next week for another instalment of Beach Hut Bonanza!
Before I say goodbye, I have a very exciting world exclusive for you.
For the first time ever on Unseen Bits,
we're going to introduce you to a brand-new Islander.
Take it away, Jessie.
We have Tomika! SHE GIGGLES
AS IAIN: Tonight, a new bombshell... Enters the villa.
..causes trouble in the villa.
Oi! That's my job, Spencer! Anyway, see you all next week.
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