IAIN STIRLING: Previously, on Love Island...
The battle
The battle commenced.
It
The battle commenced. It feels
The battle commenced. It feels a
The battle commenced. It feels a bit
The battle commenced. It feels a bit like
The battle commenced. It feels a bit like a
The battle commenced. It feels a bit like a moving
The battle commenced. It feels a bit like a moving towards
her.
It feels a bit like a moving towards her. We
It feels a bit like a moving towards her. We are
It feels a bit like a moving towards her. We are the
It feels a bit like a moving towards her. We are the Warriors
It feels a bit like a moving towards her. We are the
It feels a bit like a moving towards her. We are the Warriors.
She
her. We are the Warriors. She is
her. We are the Warriors. She is the
her. We are the Warriors. She is the girl
her. We are the Warriors. She is the girl I
her. We are the Warriors. She is the girl I fancy
her. We are the Warriors. She is the girl I fancy the
her. We are the Warriors. She is the girl I fancy the most
her. We are the Warriors. She is the girl I fancy the most on
here.
She is the girl I fancy the most on here. My
She is the girl I fancy the most on here. My feelings
She is the girl I fancy the most on here. My feelings ain't
She is the girl I fancy the most on here. My feelings ain't gonna
disappear.
Tonight...
disappear. Tonight... When
disappear. Tonight... When I
disappear. Tonight... When I coupled
disappear. Tonight... When I coupled E
disappear. Tonight... When I coupled E probably
made
Tonight... When I coupled E probably made a
Tonight... When I coupled E probably made a rash
Tonight... When I coupled E probably made a rash decision.
Hearts
made a rash decision. Hearts are
made a rash decision. Hearts are breaking.
I
Hearts are breaking. I feel
Hearts are breaking. I feel like
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a d
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a do
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a d
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a di
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a dic
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a dick
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a dick h
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a dick
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a dick he
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a dick
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a dick hea
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a dick
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a dick head
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a dick
Hearts are breaking. I feel like a dick head.
And
I feel like a dick head. And pulses
I feel like a dick head. And pulses R
I feel like a dick head. And pulses R Racing.
Wow.
During
Wow. During the
Wow. During the gladiator
Wow. During the gladiator challenge
Wow. During the gladiator challenge Ron
swept
During the gladiator challenge Ron swept Lana
During the gladiator challenge Ron swept Lana off
During the gladiator challenge Ron swept Lana off her
During the gladiator challenge Ron swept Lana off her feet.
# Gimme fire Help me rewire my primitive mind. #
Like, I don't want it to get too deep,
because I actually really like Casey.
What kind of vibe were you going off?
swept Lana off her feet. I
swept Lana off her feet. I actually
swept Lana off her feet. I actually really
I think I'm going into it saying, like, I just want to be honest
swept Lana off her feet. I actually really like
swept Lana off her feet. I actually really like Casey.
I'm
I actually really like Casey. I'm going
I actually really like Casey. I'm going into
with you about how I'm feeling and I'm still feeling Ron.
I actually really like Casey. I'm going into it
I actually really like Casey. I'm going into it seeing
I actually really like Casey. I'm going into it seeing I
I actually really like Casey. I'm going into it seeing I want
I actually really like Casey. I'm going into it seeing I want to
be
I'm going into it seeing I want to be honest
I'm going into it seeing I want to be honest with
I'm going into it seeing I want to be honest with you
I'm going into it seeing I want to be honest with you about
I'm going into it seeing I want to be honest with you about our
feeling.
be honest with you about our feeling. And
I mean, I can do that and... Ab city. Abs.
be honest with you about our feeling. And I'm
be honest with you about our feeling. And I'm still
be honest with you about our feeling. And I'm still feeling
be honest with you about our feeling. And I'm still feeling run.
I'm going to try and kiss her tonight. Yeah, I'm going to try.
Where do you think?
On the lips, preferably.
If the mood's right, I will. Player!
# Seems like the blind Is leading the blind. #
RON SINGS TO HIMSELF
# Quiet these voices That dim my eyes
# Put a light on me Anything to make me believe. #
All right, guys. Cheers to sexy gladiators,
sexy islanders and having a good night.
ALL: Woo!
# Put a light on me. #
Are you all right? You look nice. Thank you. So do you.
You look gorgeous. Thanks. As always. Thank you.
How are you feeling? Yeah, good.
I need to be honest with you about things, because I just feel like
this situation isn't resolved or done, do you know what I mean?
And I'm glad I re-coupled with you
because I wanted to kind of see where we were at. Yeah.
But I do still feel like my heart's somewhere else. Yeah.
To be honest.
That's fair. Yeah.
I need to maybe have my time with Ron.
Like, I re-coupled with you for a reason and I do think you're amazing
and I think you're really handsome and you're such a great guy.
Like, I do. But I can't help how I feel. Yeah.
# I don't wanna be there no more
I don't wanna hear you say You're done. #
It's obviously tough. Like, I've come into a situation
where you've done a lot already with Ron.
And you've built that up over the past couple of weeks.
Like, I don't want to give you mixed signals,
I don't want to string you along or whatever like that.
I don't want to force it if it's not there on your side or is it still
you're unsure on your decision and, like, you still wanna...
No, I think I'm sure. You're sure? OK.
Yeah. Are you mad at me? No, I'm not mad at you.
That's how you feel at the end of the day. It's cool.
Sorry. No, it's fine. It's sweet. We can hug it out.
And I wish you all the best. Thank you. You too.
Also, we are in a couple.
I don't want you to think I'm not going to be here for you and stuff.
No, I know, I know. Look, I think you're such a lovely girl.
I'm a really good wingwoman as well, just saying. Oh, brilliant!
That knows I've been friend zoned when you say
you're a good wingwoman. Wow. I think we'll leave it at that.
Oh, my God, I'm sorry. That was a bad exit. See ya!
# Maybe it was my mistake For showing you all my weakness
# Or letting you be What you've become
# We've watched this burn and now we We're no more. #
Who's that handsome devil? Casey, come on, have a seat quickly.
Are you happy? I've just been friend zoned.
What? Yeah, fully. Shut up, bro.
Yeah, she just said her heart's still with Ron.
Are you OK, baby? Are you all right? Yeah, I think I said the wrong thing
at the end. The Ron thing? Oh, no. Wrong or Ron?
Wrong. Oh, wrong. Because he kind of walked off.
Oh, no. I just said, look, my feelings aren't there
and then at the end of it, I was, like, we are in a couple.
I'll still be there for you and stuff like that and then I said,
I'm also a very good wingwoman. And then he got up and walked off.
She just said I wanna be honest with you, and...
my heart's definitely still with Ron,
and I did wanna couple up with you to explore that, but, yeah,
and then she just rubbed it in.
She was like, "I can be a really good wingwoman."
I was like, all right. THEY GROAN
Aw, that's un-needed. All right, sweet.
Aw, shit. I'm sorry, man. Sorry to hear that, bro.
Are you OK? No? I mean, not really.
It's a piece of shit, isn't it?
I really want to give you a cuddle, mate.
Come here. Yeah.
He's got a great personality, but he's just not for you,
and you can't force it, and that's not you. I agree.
I feel like you've gone about it in the right way. Yeah.
I respect him for one thing, though,
coming in here and putting his all into you.
When are you gonna call, erm, Ronny boy?
I feel like it's a bit raw, right? I feel like, yeah. Just wait a bit.
After chatting to him, it's a weight off my shoulders.
I feel like it's been something
that's been playing on my mind all day.
Erm, so, I'm glad we've had the conversation.
I feel like they've been in bed once.
Has she really given a go? I don't know?
I've come in here, been a footstool for her,
she's got up again and now she's going back to Ron.
It's, like, am I a mug?
I cheered her up. She's like, OK. Back to Ron.
I'm sorry, man. I really am. Yeah.
It's pissed me off how smug he's gonna be. Yeah.
Ugh. I don't need that. No.
From my point of view, I think she's made a mistake,
and at the end of the day, it's her loss.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
IAIN: Jordan's grabbing Tanyel
cos he wants to get to the bottom of things,
and getting to the bottom of anything takes Jordan a while,
cos the man's 6' 5"!
Tanyel, can I pull you for a chat, please? Sorry?
Can I pull you for a chat? Yeah, course.
I'll see you girls in a bit. See you in a bit.
I'm clumsy, guys. How are you? I'm good, thank you. Yourself?
You all right? Erm, let's go to the daybeds.
Oh, my days. I just had a mad ting.
Well, I told you. I know my best friend.
So, why did she pick Casey from the get go?
Probably because she thought she owed it to herself
to try something new. Mm-hm.
I've been meaning to pull you for a chat. Mm.
Erm...
Cos I feel like we look at each other during the day here and there.
You can say, "No, we don't." But I definitely look at you.
I feel like we haven't had a chance to speak.
Nah, because it's not to say that, you know, like,
I don't think Ellie's a cool girl.
I don't think you're attracted to her, though.
On the outside world, she's just, like, not someone I would go for.
And that's just me being completely honest.
I think she's beautiful. Yeah.
But I kind of got the vibe you wasn't... fully invested in it.
I have, like, come to this place trying to be open,
but at the end of the day, I can't change the way I am,
I've got to be true to myself.
Of course, you don't want to force it.
How funny, Jordan pulling Tanyel.
Very funny. Mm-mm-mm.
It's boys being boys, isn't it?
How do you feel about that?
SHE GIGGLES The silence is deafening.
You know, no answer is an answer.
So, I'm trying to be mature about it, like, la-la-la-la, yeah.
But I don't want to write Jordan off.
At the same time, it just annoys me when he does things like that.
Like, I'm still open to getting to know people.
We're very much different, but we're the same,
cos I'm a slow burner as well.
But I feel like I wouldn't be doing myself any justice
if I didn't, like, have this conversation with you,
and attempt to get to know you. SUCKS TEETH
Yeah, for me, that's where my head's at.
One thing about Jordan is, like, I don't know if I fancy him,
I don't know if he's cheeky enough for me.
However, I do feel like he's a proper, real guy.
He's very confident.
And I feel like I always have a good conversation with him,
I never feel like it's awkward,
I never get bored speaking to him, which is a really good sign.
IAIN: Earlier, the lads dressed as gladiators,
wearing tunics and sandals. They felt like a load of helmets.
Oh, sorry, there's more on the next page.
They felt like a load of helmets really completed the look.
What did you think about my performance today? Did you like it?
Oh, my God, you smashed it. Did you like it?
We was all saying, "The only one that looks good is Tom."
I was like, "Yes!" THEY LAUGH
They all looked like they was going to, you know, those comic things.
Like Comic Con! Where you dress up, yeah.
They looked like they was going to that. And I thought,
"Yes, he actually looks like he's meant to be a Viking!"
No, it was good, it was great.
You boys smashed it. I don't think I'd be able to do that.
Yeah, I can't lie, like...
I would, like, prefer to kiss you out... outside the challenge.
You can kiss me outside the challenge.
Can I? Yeah.
# And I don't mind Hanging on a dark horse
# I know if I saw you There'd be nothing I could do
# I'm praying in the street For a last course... #
Have I got lipstick round me? Have I?
Have I? Yeah, you do. Yeah. It's all on your... your 'stache.
Why have you gone all red? Stop!
Don't do that. That is so not fair. I'm joking. You aren't really.
When someone says that, then I go red.
Now I'm gonna go red. You're so annoying. I hate that. Aw!
# And all for you. #
IAIN: After sacking off Casey, Lana is going back to Ron
for a second time.
Not sure that's a good idea,
after all, two Rons don't make a right.
I just have to tell you... Yeah.
THEY LAUGH
What? Why are you laughing? I'm just looking. What?
Yeah, I know, but I feel nervous. Nervous? What are you on about?
SHE LAUGHS
OK, basically, like... when I coupled up with Casey,
a probably made a bit of a rash decision. Mmm.
And... as soon as I went to bed, I was like, "This isn't right."
I wanted it to be you... in my bed. Yeah.
SHE GIGGLES
Stop laughing.
I wanted to pull you now because I basically just deaded it.
Did you? Yeah.
Obviously, like, he's a nice bloke, but I don't really...
I'm not gonna care cos I'm glad it's done.
Are you? I'm buzzin'.
Yeah, so that's where I'm at, that's what I wanted to tell you.
Well, I'm very happy. Are you? Yeah.
Lana's called it off with Casey.
Today? Yeah, just now.
And said what? Said that her heart is with Ron.
Really? Yeah, he's gutted - Casey.
Where's Casey gone? I don't know.
I feel like we've both had quite big tests in here.
And I feel like now... I just want to...
Proper give it a go?
..I just want to be with you, yeah. I'm the same.
I really wanna give this a go. I'm very confident in us. Yeah.
I literally like you so much. And I fancy you so much, and it's...
I feel like my biggest test is been and done.
We've learnt the hard way.
But I'm glad we're here. Me too.
Come here.
# Cos you give me something... #
Oh, mate, they're kissing. Oh. Ohh!
I wouldn't have done that if I were Lana. Would you?
Straight away, man. Nah.
# And all my heart. #
Case...
Are you happy? I'm so happy.
Are you? I just want you in my bed now.
THEY LAUGH
Oh, come here.
I missed you.
Did you speak to Lana? Yeah.
What did she say?
That she wants to be my wing man.
Legit.
Mate, you want a girl that's 100% on you.
I just wanted to make her happy and I felt like I could do that.
You did.
Well, I did, yeah, just for her to get back with Ron.
I just feel like a mug.
Have you said that to her?
Not really, no. Cos I was a bit...
I was a bit taken aback and shocked by her telling me.
I just sort of sat there and was like, "OK."
Obviously, I know it's gonna sting now,
but you can't let it get you down in here, bro.
Don't even look at it.
Oh, my God! Yeah.
Honestly, don't even look at it, man.
They are horrible. CASEY CHUCKLES
What the fuck.
Are they taking the piss?
I think it could have been a little bit more respectful.
I can't believe what I've just turned around and seen.
I feel like a dickhead.
Don't feel bad for being yourself, and for being a good guy.
There's nothing wrong with that, bro. Honestly.
Seriously, don't let it get you down, bro.
Nice guys always finish last, bro.
It's how it works.
It's a shit feeling.
IAIN: Love Island isn't afraid to deal
with life's great philosophical quandaries.
Questions like if you stick a Pot Noodle in a pan,
does it become a "pan noodle"?
Oh, thank you. Thanks for nothing.
I'm gonna drink this if you don't drink it.
No, it's nasty you drink that. Eurgh.
How are you feeling? I'm good.
Thank you for not...
TEXT ALERT, SHE GASPS
I've got a text!
SHE SQUEALS
READS ALOUD:
WHOOPING
Will and Jessie! Will and Jessie!
Better. Much, much better!
I'm not ready for that yet. Oh, my God!
GIRLS: Jessie! Jessie! Jessie! Jessie! Jessie! Jessie! Jessie!
WHOOPING
CHEERING
The Hideaway, baby!
A little bit of alone time.
I've got to learn how to be sexy in that Hideaway,
but, hey, we're going to give it a go.
ALL: Hideaway! Hideaway! Hideaway! Hideaway! Hideaway!
OK, bitch!
Stretches! Stretches! Go on, get your gladiator pants on.
Cos they're gonna be tight as well.
La-la-la-la-la! LAUGHTER
Jessie, are you happy? Are you excited?
Yeah, I actually am excited.
WHOOPING
Aw, yes!
LAUGHTER
Does anyone have any, like, lingerie-ish stuff?
You need this a lot more than I do, honey.
WHOOPING
# Gimme, gimme, gimme a man After midnight... #
'Ey, 'ey, 'ey.
LAUGHTER
Oh, my God, Jessie! Oh, my God, Jessie.
Unreal. Oh!
I feel so spicy. Oh, my God!
Woo-hoo!
LAUGHTER
Woo-hoo!
Yes, baby! One sec. Don't peek. Shut your eyes.
Aaaah! Yeah!
Aw, you guys!
Go on, son. CHEERING
ALL CHANT: The Hideaway! The Hideaway! The Hideaway!
CHEERING Have fun!
# You've never been to heaven Have you? #
Oh, look at this. Oh, my God.
Oh, I wanna be sexy.
Ah! Look at this.
Shut up.
# Yeah, as sweet as pie
# Ooh, it's the ride of your life I might just give you a bite... #
What do you want to see? I'm gonna do you a fashion show.
Absolutely everything. OK, I'm gonna put this one on.
# I might take you home I guess I might give you all of it
# Come get your clothes off As sweet as pie. #
SHE LAUGHS What are you doing?
Getting on my hands and knees, begging for your love.
So... You're a saucy boy.
OK, ready? This is the white number.
What do you reckon? I really like it.
Really? Luckiest boy in the world.
SHE WOLF-WHISTLES Yeah, baby.
You've made my dreams come true.
# It's the ride of your life
# Hold on, cos baby, I might I might just give you a bite... #
You know it'll be, like, getting the chains and whips out,
but he'll be dancing around that room like no man's business.
He'll be chaining himself up, bro. LAUGHTER
I need to try and be sexy, don't I?
No, you do that naturally, you don't need to worry.
Really? Yeah.
I really like you. I really like you as well.
I just know that I feel really strongly about you.
# Ooh, baby, we can go fast... #
I think you know when you know, sort of thing.
So, I can definitely see myself falling in love with you.
I can see myself falling in love with you, too.
Really? Yeah.
# Come get your clothes off As sweet as pie
# It's the ride of your life
# Hold on, cos baby, I might
# I might just give you a bite Of the sweetest pie. #
IAIN: After Samie knocked a jar of water over Olivia in the challenge,
Olivia's got a question for her.
Is it, "If you stick a Pot Noodle in a pan, does it become a pan noodle?"
Hi, guys. Can I steal Samie away? Course.
I'm just about to go toilet anyway. "Go to t'toilet."
Hi, babe. Hello. You OK?
I'm good. How are you? Good, thanks.
Just wanted to come and have a chat with you. Yes.
Obviously, earlier, I did feel a type of way.
I know. That's why I was like, "Don't take it personally."
I was like, "It's just a game."
But then you was like, "It all makes sense now."
Then I've been racking my brain all day,
I'm like, "What makes sense?" Cos I've never...
I love you to bits,
like, I've never had a thing with you before,
so I was well thrown off by that.
All right, hear me out. I wanted to talk to you.
So, from the other day, I wasn't gonna bring it up,
but obviously, I made a comment in the dressing room when Tanyel left.
And I told her. Yeah. Mm.
And I don't like that cos it's like you're getting in my business,
taking it, and kind of, like, stirring the pot a little bit.
Mine and Tanyel's relationship hasn't been the same since.
It should have come from me, not from you. Yeah.
And then obviously, in today's challenge...
Honestly, that is not personal. Just hear me out, please.
If I hadn't have been able to move out the way, like,
I would have been soaked. And I just felt like,
"Oh, gosh. Well, maybe Samie has got a bit of an issue with me."
No, if I had an issue with you, I would pull you straightaway
and I'd say, "Liv, this is what's pissed me off, blah, blah, blah."
Cos I don't like the chatting between girls,
I think it's very childish and school-like.
Honestly, I've got nothing against you
and I never, ever will, you haven't done anything bad to me.
Cos I was starting to think, like, "Gosh, has she got an issue with me?
"Like, what have I done?" No, of course not. Of course not.
OK, good. All right. No, no, no. Never.
Now I understand you more, though. OK.
I understand you more in, like, situations like that
and I understand that you are a sensitive soul,
even though you are... Yeah, I am.
..so tough on the outside. Yeah.
So I get you more now, which I'm glad.
I feel I've learn from this. Mm-hm. Oh, bless you.
I feel like we're closer. Yeah, we are. Always.
And you can always come to me. I know, I know.
Don't worry. And you can always come to me.
OK, good. You smell lovely. Thank you.
I'm glad that, you know, she doesn't have an issue with me
and we're all good.
I think she didn't mean to...
Well, I hope she didn't mean to. She said she didn't, but...
Yeah, we're all good, we squashed it.
IAIN: Casey's grabbed Lana,
and look out, he's got a bit of a face on him.
I think it's by Picasso.
It really complements the sleeveless denim jacket.
CASEY: Yeah, all right. Yeah, I guess I just...
At the time of you telling me, I was pretty just shocked by it all.
I really didn't appreciate the comment, like,
"Yeah, I'll be your wingman." Yeah, I know.
I just feel like that's super muggy. And you know what...
Like, I've spent all this time getting to know you
and, like, you know I like you, I really did like you.
And then to hear that at the end of the conversation, it's like...
Yeah, to be honest, I am sorry for that.
That's like rubbing salt in the wound.
I didn't really think of it like that.
Yeah, OK. And then, obviously, I went off.
And come out, and you're, like, kissing and cuddling Ron.
I'm sorry. That's super muggy.
You've been in here, like, five days,
and I've been seeing Ron for... What, so that makes it all right?
No, but all I'm saying is, like, I just went for a chat with Ron,
we sorted things out and whatever.
And it happened, and I thought you were there.
OK. Well, I was there. Well, I'm sorry.
OK, I just wanted to get that off my chest, but... OK.
IAIN: Ron's got a question for Casey.
Ooh, is it finally gonna be "if you stick a Pot Noodle in a pan,
"does it become a Pan Noodle?"
I know you might not wanna talk today... What?
..but at some point, I'll pull you for a chat tomorrow.
About what? Just about the whole thing,
cos I know it's, like, fucking... I don't know.
I think I've got nothing to say,
I don't think you've got anything to say to me, really.
Just to make sure it's sweet, innit?
It is what it is, bro.
Sure? Yeah, mate. It's done, isn't it, so...?
All right.
IAIN: After a day like Casey's had,
you just have to put a brave face on it -
or failing that, an abstract face by Picasso.
It really complements a sleeveless denim jacket.
SHE SCREAMS
# Pretending to know Where to go... #
So, I am gonna sleep on the daybeds tonight.
I think it's just better to give Casey a bit of time by himself,
and I just don't think it would be very good for me
to stay in the room with him tonight.
I don't wanna talk to Casey!
Say "I needed some time with you." Do you think...?
No, cos he's so mad at me, I can't talk to him.
Do you want me to say it?
Yeah, even though he's angry, I can assure you,
he'd much rather hear it from you than anyone else.
I feel like I've done something wrong. Seriously.
All you've done is be true to yourself.
How do you guys think, Will and Jesse?
Oh, my God. I would pay good money just to see Will.
# Don't know what comes next Haven't been there yet
# But we've pinned a weight On our shoulders... #
Nah, I'm really glad that we got to come in here tonight.
Casey, to make life easier, I will sleep outside.
No, I've got my stuff. I'll go. I'll go down to the daybed.
Sure? It's all good.
Positive? Positive. OK.
# And the best is yet to come
# And the best is yet to come... #
THEY GROAN
Sleep well, yeah? Yeah.
Obviously, I'm...
Yet, like, obviously, I'm unbelievably happy.
Yeah, but, I've got to be respectful.
She... She found her way back home.
# And the best is yet to come Best is yet to come... #
Good night, everyone!
Good night!
# The best is yet to come... #
# Always living on the run
# Never be setting with the sun
# Our hearts have broken And they've loved
# But we're still young
# And the best is yet to come. #
GIGGLING
IAIN STIRLING: I'm not saying things got hot and sweaty
in The Hideaway last night,
but Jessie's renamed Farmer Will, Firmer Will.
# Baby, babe b-b-b-baby Would you? #
Morning, guys.
Morning. Morning. Aah!
I wonder what Will and Jessie got up to last night.
# Ooh, when I see the sunrise
# You make it make it That much better... #
Hi. Best night ever!
How is everyone feeling this morning? I am in good spirits.
Ron is super happy.
I wonder how Casey is?
# Worth it, worth it, worth it Ooh... #
Morning.
Can I have a cuddle? Yeah.
How was that? It was really nice. Aw!
It'll be nice if we can all just get everything back to normal.
Good morning! THEY CHEER
Good morning.
Love you. Morning, Casey.
How was your sleep? Nice, innit? Yeah, it's nice out there.
I told you. Yeah, it was good.
Ah, I missed you, bro. Missed you. How was it? Sick, bro.
Tried on bare shit, mate. I was in fucking bare garms.
Honestly, I was in loads of, like, whips and chains.
I'd walk about getting smacky bum-bums and that.
LAUGHTER
# I hope we play and make it... #
There's only one place to start this morning. My boy, will.
Me? Got in The Hideaway last night with Jessie, how was that, bro?
Yeah, yeah, come, then. It was so nice.
Obviously, we were chatting about us and things like that,
and we both said we could see ourselves
falling in love with each other, which was... Geez!
..which that was dreamy, do you know what I mean?
Dreamy! Was it? Oh, woo-hoo.
We were, like,
"We are definitely stronger coming out of The Hideaway."
Good. Like, yeah. Good.
I do not feel the need to get to know anyone
that walks through the door. I actually think
what Will and I have is really special and unique.
I'm very happy. Good. Good.
What about you, Tom? How was your night last night, bro?
Good, boys, you know? Me and Samie had a little kiss.
Yeah, you did, boy!
We're just, we're just getting on really well.
Jordan, how we getting on, you busy boy last night?
I was getting to know Tanyel, and what I took from that conversation
was that she is open to getting to know me.
Oh, Jordon pulled me for a chat.
He's really easy to talk to, actually. Still not quite sure
if there will ever be anything there.
And, Lana banana?
Casey pulled me again after we'd had a bit of time not talking,
and just, like, vented all his issues to me.
He thinks I'm muggy, so that's where we're at.
How do you feel about Ron? I feel happy. Yeah?
I'm happy about, obviously, the me and Lana situation,
but at the same time, it's not nice.
Like, obviously, I can completely appreciate
and I want to try and be as respectful as I possibly can.
Yeah, I don't know, I feel like you talk a bit of a good game,
like, talking about respect, like, I think less than ten minutes
after our conversation, you're there, like,
kissing and cuddling Lana. It's not obviously nice to see.
Yeah, to be honest with you, obviously, when she...
So don't talk about respect
because I think you're just chatting shit, really.
To say that I'm not gonna be respectful about it,
I am gonna try and be as respectful as I possibly can.
Out of respect for Casey, you could have just waited a day.
It's done now, so, like, it is what it is, really,
so we just have to move on, innit?
But I'm all loved up still, can't even lie, brother.
Another day, though, boys. Let's get it.
Let's make the most of it.
GROANING
IAIN: After a memorable night in the Hideaway,
the question on everyone's lips is...
Did the farmer sow his oats?
Do you reckon going to the Hideaway made you like Shaq more?
Yeah, a lot more. A lot more. Yeah.
I feel like it's really good for you.
Did you guys, like, sleep together? So...
WHISPERING: Yes, but no-one else knows.
So, I just told them that we just did bits, but we actually did.
OK, let me keep quiet, no reaction.
OK, yeah. Ha-ha-ha...
Yeah, so we slept together. That's good. Yeah.
Was it natural? Did you feel good about it?
I definitely did not have that intention going in. Yeah.
But, like, I'm sorry, look how fit he is.
I have to see him every single day. He's hot.
I've been in the villa for, like, two weeks and what not.
And you've been good, like, you guys have been, like,
just touching each other and cuddling.
You guys have been good.
Me and Shaq been touching each other, but, like, you guys...
I know. Like, it was, like, yeah, we didn't expect to.
Oh, my God. And before you know it...
THEY LAUGH
It's a home run. Do you know what, though, as well?
Like, it makes me feel so much more confident
about, like, what we have. Yeah.
Because sometimes, like, I dunno,
I feel like you do need that chemistry.
You do. It's really important.
Do you know what? If it was awful sex, I probably...
Like, that's enough to turn me off. Yeah.
Or if you, like, touch down there, and it wasn't really, er...
Yeah. Like, you've gotta gel together.
You'd be like, "Oh, my God, no." Yeah.
Test before you buy, honey. Oh, 100%.
Test before you buy. Like...
And I'm, like, very happy with my purchase.
Oh, my God, I'm so glad you told me. It's between...
It's our little secret. Yeah, no, I won't say.
Until they go to the Hideaway, they cannot know about this.
IAIN: Right now in that villa, they're all walking on eggshells.
Guys, that one's on me, I made an omelette last night
after a few drinkies, and it got a bit messy.
RON HUMS How is you today?
You look good. Oh.
He said I'm full of shit. What?
We've had a proper chat about it,
like, I don't think he wants to talk to me.
He's still gonna be very different with me,
I think some of the boys will be for a little bit,
which is fine if they stick around him.
Try and calm him down, but I'm just gonna give him a bit of time.
Erm...
Give him a bit of time, hopefully, he'll calm down.
But now, as well, it's like...
I feel like every time that I'm gonna wanna talk to you today...
I know, I feel, like, on edge. ..or spend time with you,
I feel like we're gonna be in trouble. Watched. Yeah, no.
And I feel like we're gonna be watched and be like,
"Can't they do it elsewhere?"
And I'm like, "Where the fuck do you want us to go?" Yeah.
You can't...
Like, you can't spend the whole time in here
worrying about other people's... Yeah.
Like, cos otherwise, we'll never get anywhere... No, no.
..and that's not fair on us.
Another day in paradise. Mm.
I'm not impressed by the way Casey's handling himself.
He's just not happy with the situation,
he's probably not happy with me.
I'm not gonna hold back my time and my relationship with Lana
because he's still hurting.
I just thought better to... Yeah. Yeah.
I feel like the longer we leave it, the longer it's gonna...
No, I know, but I just feel like I'm sort of done with the situation.
Like, I obviously did like the girl, and it's now been squashed.
It was more for me.
I literally just wanted to come and say,
look, I completely appreciate your position, and, you know,
I just wanted to say, look,
I'm gonna try and be as respectful as possible about it.
I appreciate that, and I did want to keep my mouth quiet this morning,
but when you mentioned about respect,
I thought I had to say something. Yeah.
Cos I feel like you haven't been respectful.
I will say that I apologise for that. Yeah.
I just want, obviously, with all the boys, just to be boys.
Of course. I know it's hard with all of it,
and I know there's fucking a lot going on.
Yeah, look, I'm more than happy with you two and Lana to crack on,
like, you've known each other a long time.
I came in and was hoping that it would get somewhere, it hasn't,
that hasn't turned out. Yeah.
And I would have just respected it if,
that night when I found out, it just got left. Yeah.
I didn't need to see that, like, straightaway. Yeah.
Look, like I honestly do hope she's made the right decision,
and if you both think you're right for each other, then,
obviously, best of luck to you. Cheers, man. It's all good.
Good man. Sweet. All good. Top man, brother.
Cheers. Appreciate that.
I don't trust Ron, if I'm being completely honest.
I feel he talks a very good game, but, in here, what he's been saying,
he hasn't been following up with in actions.
IAIN: Everyone's got their favourite martini.
Mine's the Glasgow martini, it's martini, whiskey, vodka, gin,
brandy and special brew. With just half an olive
because restraint is the mark of a gentleman.
Lemon martini, mate, is unparalleled.
Really? I like lychee martini or porn star martini.
I feel like a porn star is nice, but there's so sickly,
I'm like, "yuck". TEXT ALERT
GASPING, THEY CHEER
I've got a text! No way. I'm scared.
READS ALOUD:
THEY CHEER
Tanya, you have to behave.
Oh, you've got to loose up them hips, boy!
HE CHUCKLES
Did they say something about heart rate?
Pulse, yeah. Pulse going. Oh, fuck!
Oh, my God. I actually am gassed for this one.
# Baby, I like you, I think I mind
# Baby, I like you I think I love you
# Baby, I like you I think I mind... #
Like this. Eye contact is good. Yeah.
Like this? Yeah. Like this? Yeah!
CHUCKLES
Ah!
And then I'm gonna go like, this, and slide back.
Yeah! CHUCKLES
IAIN: It's time for the Heart Rate Challenge.
First, the boys will strut their stuff
while the girls wear heart rate monitors.
Then it's the girls' turn.
When I saw what Farmer Will was wearing, I nearly had a stroke,
but he told me to keep my hands to myself.
I'm so excited, guys. We're not getting the ick tonight.
We're getting lit. Players!
Whoo! Who do you guys think is gonna be the sexiest boy?
I think Shaq's gonna be the sexiest. I'm so excited!
I'm hoping this doesn't all end in tears. Oh, boys!
Where are you? ALL: We're ready!
# On that flight that you get on International... #
SQUEALING
# First class seat on my lap, girl Riding comfortable... #
Which one of you girls needs a pat down?
SQUEALING
# I got lipstick stamps On my passport
# You make it hard to leave
# Been around the world Don't speak the language... #
Shaq with the leopard pants!
My pulse was through the bloody roof.
# Talk dirty to me... #
That boy knows how to move,
and now I know why Tanya is always smiling so much.
CHEERING # Talk dirty to me... #
Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, OK!
If there was a bar, he would have flew over the bar.
It was just Shaq attack, Shaq attack, Shaq attack.
That's my man!
# Our conversations ain't long But you know what it is... #
Oh, my God!
I mean, I set the tempo, I feel like.
So, if I don't get their pulses racing, then...
Oh, my God!
# Get jazzy on 'em. #
# It's going down I'm yelling timber
# You better move, you better dance
# The bigger they are The harder they fall
# This biggity boy's a diggity dog
# I had 'em like Miley Cyrus Clothes off
# Twerking in their bras and thongs Timber
# I'm slicker than an oil spill She say she won't, I bet she will
# Swing your partner round and round End of the night, it's goin' down
# One more shot, another round
# End of the night It's goin' down. #
Casey was quick and... Yeah, it was great!
CHEERING
If they're not pulsing, I don't know what's gonna make them pulse.
I felt like Channing Tatum out there.
I felt like I was in Magic Mike.
This is the best challenge ever.
My heart's racing before they even come out.
# I only call you When it's half-past five
# The only time That I'll be by your side
# I only love it when you touch me Not feel me
# When I'm ... up That's the real me
# When I'm ... up That's the real me, yeah
# I only call you when... #
He just came out, looked at everyone,
and it was just... It was game over.
# I only love it When you touch me... #
The dark angel! Oh, my God, no.
No, no, no, he is bad for me. No, no, no.
That boy knows what he's doing with his eyes. I know first-hand.
SQUEALING
# You gon' have to do it At my tempo
# Always tring to send me Off to rehab
# Started feeling like it's decaf. #
The Barnsley Angel strikes again.
Hopefully got the girls' hearts pumping.
My heart's still pumping.
Hopefully they had a good time, cos I certainly did.
# There once was a ship That put to sea
# The name of the ship Was the Billy of Tea... #
SCREAMING
Go on, Will! Go on, Will! Go, Willy boy!
SCREAMING
# The captain called all hands And swore
# He'd take that whale in tow... #
LAUGHTER AND SHRIEKING
SCREAMING
LAUGHTER, RHYTHMIC CLAPPING
SCREAMING
# We'll take our leave and go... #
Oh, Will, Will, Will!
Do you know what? No-one will ever do it like him.
ALL: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
LAUGHTER, SHRIEKING
SHE CHUCKLES Wow!
CHEERING
Hey, hey, hey!
CHEERING
Yeah! SCREAMING
Oh, my days! The hottest sailor I've ever seen!
All those girls could see what they were missing out on.
Yeah! CHEERING
Whoo!
# Rhythm is a dancer
# I need a companion
# Girl I guess that must be you... #
ALL: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
We just touched down in Love Island! CHEERING
# Don't tell 'em, don't tell 'em
# You ain't even, don't tell 'em Don't tell 'em, you ain't even
# You ain't even gotta tell 'em Don't tell 'em, don't tell 'em... #
Hey, hey, hey! CHEERING
Whoo! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Jordan has got rhythm. I loved his little, you know, hips moving.
I loved it. I think it was sick.
# Cos it was late night And I was thirsty
# Girl, I been to that county, girl I ain't tellin'
# Handcuff you to that bed, girl It ain't no bailin'... #
Big Jorda-a-an!
That was such an amazing outfit. We were like "Oh, wow!"
# I keep a stack of hundreds Like I keep a secret
# If anything, You were just explorin'
# You wasn't cheatin'... #
I mean, I've heard that I've got hips here and there.
I mean, you know. They can move.
A bit stiff, but, you know, they can move.
What would Ron...? # YOU!
# Soulja Boy, tell 'em
# Soulja Boy, in here, oh!
# Watch me crank it Watch me roll... #
CHEERING
Right, girls? Ready for this sexy soldier? Wow!
CHEERING
That outfit... Whoo!
I did not think I could fancy that boy even more.
That soldier outfit! Wow.
# Now watch me You, crank that Soulja Boy... #
CHEERING
# Soulja Boy, in here, oh! #
Oh, my God! Screaming!
He put something in my mouth, and I thought it was a whistle.
# When I do that Soulja Boy
# I lean to the left And crank that... #
Wow, just wow. I'm speechless.
# And if we get to fighting Then I'm cocking on yo'
# Soulja Boy off in it, oh
# Watch me crank it Watch me roll... #
SHAQ: Yes, Kai!
# Then Superman that, oh... #
Kai, it was all about the booty for me.
Like, the booty was tiny, but it was shaking.
It was doing something. Yeah.
Anyway, see you later, girls, it's been an absolute pleasure.
Hope you liked my Soulja Boy!
Honestly, I am the stiffest guy you'll ever meet in your life,
so if I could do any better, that's out of my jurisdiction, that,
but that's the best I could do.
# Ooh, you! #
# Look at how she twerk it The way she work it... #
CHEERING # Make me wanna hit it, hit it... #
Not a builder!
# If I do not fit, I m gonna make it Girl, you can take it
# Don t stop, get it, get it
# I like the way you grind With that booty on me
# Shorty, you a dime Why you looking lonely?
# Go buy another round And it's all on me
# As long as I'm around Put it down on me
# Just put it down on me Put it down on me... #
Oh, my God, I fucking loved it.
He's my fave, obviously. He has to be the winner.
# Girl, all I really want Is you down on me
# Put it down on me
# Say you independent Get it from your momma... #
SHE SCREAMS
# Tell me if you with it Do you really wanna?
# Baby, when you see me You know I be on it... #
I didn't know he was gonna fling me around, though. Whoo!
CHEERING
# Tell me if you with it Do you really wanna?
# Baby, when you see me You know I be on it
# Can you keep it up And put it down up on me...? #
THEY CHEER
WOMAN: Hey!
Ron looked amazing. His body was all oiled up.
It was great.
# I like the way you grind With that booty on me
# Shorty, you a dime Why you looking lonely...? #
CHEERING
# Go buy another round And it's all on me... #
Oh, my God! I've never, never in my life...
My heart's never raced like that ever before.
Oh! Ha-ha! That was jokes.
CHEERING
That was so good. Oh!
IAIN: If you've ever wondered what the village people look like
on their tea break, you have your answer.
OK, so it's time for round two of the Heart Rate Challenge.
Get ready for the girls.
Anyone worried they're going to get a bit too excited
in these little short shorts? 110%, bro.
Go on, Liv! Go on, girl!
Olivia came out, ring girl, stunning, sexy,
really enjoyed, beautiful.
BOYS CHEERING
# Don't mean I'm ever gonna Take it lying down... #
# Who got the power? #
Olivia - Whoo!
Yeah. HE CHUCKLES
# Hold up! #
# My turn...
# I'll make this look easy, Be my gasolini
# They call me Lamborghini Cos I know just what I'm worth... #
Olivia, she set the bar high, came out, smashed it,
big eye contact. Yeah, it was good.
# Don't mean I'm ever gonna Take it lying down... #
I literally have no words on Olivia's performance,
I was gobsmacked the whole time, my mouth was just like that...
That was insane!
I hope I got those pulses racing, if I didn't,
I don't know what more I can do.
BOYS CHEERING
# OK, yeah
# Are we about to get a little hot and sweaty?
# Ladies, let's go
# Soldiers, let's go
# Let me talk to y'all... #
Ellie was... Yeah, she was on it, proper seductive little cat.
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend Was hot like me? #
Ellie in the little catsuit,
I think I got a little purr in my ear.
Yeah, it was good.
# Don't cha... #
BOYS CHEERING
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend Was raw like me? #
Ellie's performance was good, it was cute, I got a kiss.
Ellie, yeah, I'm not normally a cat person,
but tonight she might have changed that for me.
# Don't you... #
Oh, my God, I loved it. I'm not gonna lie.
I literally loved every single second.
Get me back out there. I want to do it again!
# I was born without a zip On my mouth
# Sometimes I don't Even mean it... #
She's walked out, and it was like from a cartoon
where your eyes just burst out your face.
# Woman like me Like a woman like me
# La-la-la woman like me Like a woman like me... #
Ron got it right on the first day. Lana's a little a pocket rocket.
# La-la-la woman like me Like a woman like
# Woman like me Like a woman like me... #
Lana, what a present to have to the boys.
It was great.
# Like a woman like me
# La-la-la woman like me Like a woman like me... #
I'm feeling good. I'm glad I've done it, it's done.
I did my sexy dance, and, yeah, happy.
MUSIC: 'Gimme More' by Britney Spears
I'm here to clean up the mess, boys.
Oh, I want to make one right now. LAUGHTER
Tanya, ah, she can definitely come round mine,
and give my house a little clean.
# Gimme, gimme more Gimme more
# Gimme, gimme more Gimme more... #
Tanya was a proper treat for Shaq. Very, very lucky boy.
# Gimme more Gimme more
# M-M-M-M-M-M-M-More... #
It wasn't PG at all.
CHEERING
# Gimme more, babe... #
I think I cleaned up for the girls.
I made it spotless for them to go through,
and the boys were impressed. SHE SQUEALS
Yes, Samie!
# I'm that Yeah
# Been that Still that... #
Sexy Samie, really.
# So you bagged him, ah?
# I'm a savage Classy, bougie, ratchet... #
She put the devil horns on me as well,
so it did perk these little bad boys up.
# What was happening?
# I'm savage Yeah
# Classy, bougie, ratchet... #
Oh, Samie, stop it!
LAUGHTER
I licked the whole of Casey's body cos it was out.
I thought, "Fuck it, I might as well just do it."
Oh, no...
# I need a mop to clean the floor It's too much drip, ooh
# I keep a knot, I keep a watch I keep a whip, ooh... #
# Let's play a game, Simon says I'm still that...
# Eh, I'm still that... Yeah
# I'm a savage Classy, bougie, ratchet... #
CHEERING
She left me absolutely speechless did Samie. Wow.
Just, I've got no words, man.
Just she's so fit. Like, she's... Yeah.
# Yeah Lil' waist, fat, fat, baby, tap in
# Tap, tap, tap in
# Diamonds dancin' on your neck Better tap in
# Tap, tap, tap in... #
This... All I can say...
Clap those cheeks.
# Wrist on glitter, waist on thinner
# I'ma show you how to bag A eight-figure figure... #
Ron, you're getting it.
# Pockets on Jigga You better get the card
# And make it swipe like Tinder... #
That girl's got a talent.
She's got a talent for shaking.
# Boy killer, I don't need fillers
# Never been a lame So the real chicks feel it
# Daddy on the FaceTime... #
Tanyel...
# My uh-uh-uh, mwah
# Rich with no day job Get your wop wop
# Always on the courtside Uh-huh huh... #
Ay! Ay!
CHEERING
I feel like I shook my bum as much as I possibly could
to get their hearts, like racing,
but now I'm really tired, and my own heart's racing.
SHE SIGHS
# You keep saying You've got something for me... #
CHEERING
# Now you're looking my way... #
Howdy, boys.
CHEERING
Yeah, Jessie, the little pocket rocket,
a lot of energy, you know.
# These boots are made for walking And that's just what they'll do
# One of these days, these boots Are gonna walk all over you... #
Unbelievable. She gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I'm not washing that off for days.
# You believe you... #
CHEERING
# I'm pretending... #
Yeah!
# You keep playing Where I got you playing, yeah... #
LAUGHTER
Oh, yeah!
# These boots are made for walking That's just what they'll do
# One of these days these boots Are gonna walk... #
Yee-haw! Blew my heart away. Loved every second of it.
Oh, that was class. Getting a little bit excited.
You got the full shebang.
We want! We want! We want more! We want more.
# Oh! So you say I'm complicated That I must be out my mind
# But you've had me underrated Rated, rated
# Uh, huh, huh What's wrong with being
# Hey! #
THEY CHEER
# I must be out my mind
# But you've had me underrated Rated, rated... #
Woo! Let's really get them hearts racing.
# What's wrong with Being confident? #
Oh, fuck.