IAIN STIRLING: This week, there's been a broken heart...
Oh, my God.
I feel like a dickhead.
..a bombshell...
Whoo!
Let's really get them hearts racing. Oh, f...
..and five dumpings.
Ellie and Jordan.
But tonight, it's time to part-ay.
Whoo!
This is your weekly fix of all things fun
from the world's most talked-about villa.
Bro! Bro!
And you've got a backstage pass to the hottest club in town.
I'm having palpitations.
With exclusive access...
THEY CHEER
..top-notch security...
HE CALLS
..kick-ass entertainment... Oh-hah!
..and the chance to see another side of your Islanders.
There's no Scouse Mouse!
So take that Islander masterclass
and live out your fantasies.
It's that time of the week to go wild.
THEY GRUNT
This is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Oh, God!
Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
The show that magically turns the unseen clips
into unmissable moments
that will have you screaming for more.
THEY SCREAM
SCREAMING
It's just a dragonfly, girls.
It's a dragon!
I think it was just an insect. Yeah.
Don't worry, we've organised a babysitter.
Mummy!
Milky Mummy!
Mummy!
Make sure your partner's hands are clean,
and all their airways are clear.
I love your nails, you know. I think I told you this before.
Thank you. You know what that is for,
so they're for, like, everything,
that's for, like, picking your nose and shit.
Oh, my God!
Do you know when you want a proper thumb up there.
Because the boys are talking utter rubbish.
THEY TALK IN TONGUES
And the girls are talking total pants.
Have you ever jumped in the pool and your knickers have fell down?
Yeah!
Yeah, all the time. Or my bikini comes undone.
And everyone's talking about themselves.
Just say your best trait about yourself. One word. OK.
Erm... Just 10 out of 10.
Shaq? Funny.
Case? Artificial.
LAUGHTER
Amazing.
Smiley.
Mummy milky.
This is Love Island: Unseen Bits!
Have you ever wondered
how myths like the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot actually started?
Well, I think it comes down to the mischievous antics
of wind-up merchants like these two.
What can we do?
Shall we mischievous? Yeah.
Shall we call Tanya, just proper confuse her? Yeah.
It's quite good when we just, like, sort of waffle on,
don't make it obvious at all.
Tanya!
We've got a question about your location.
Oh, all right. About Liverpool.
I've got one of my best mates who lives up there,
but we thought you'd understand it a bit more than us.
Go on.
Is it a mouse? Yeah.
You what?
There's a thing that goes round called the Scouse Mouse.
The Scouse Mouse.
It sounds weird when we say it. That goes round? Yeah.
Have you never heard of that?
No.
But do you know... Can you describe what that is?
Like, what is it? Can you describe it?
It basically... When would you say that, when would you hear it?
When I was told about it, I was 13 or 14,
and my friend got pretty deep about it. It was quite... Hmm.
It aff... It affected quite a lot of Liverpool at the time.
Shut up! Yeah.
And it went round, and it... What? Didn't it?
So it's a thing?
Yeah. Yeah.
Like COVID?
No, no, not like COVID.
Was it more of a saying?
More of a saying.
Yeah, if we were to put it into a sentence, it would be like...
"Someone Scouse Mouse'd me." Yeah.
Someone Scouse Mouse'd me?! Yeah. Yeah.
They say there it's worse than, like, a swear word.
You what?
And it goes round in circles.
Some people say, "Oh, yeah, I've been Scouse Mouse'd a few times."
Maybe just ask your parents, maybe.
But I've not been Scouse Mouse'd.
I know. But how do you know you haven't?
I'm so confused.
It confused us as well.
Right, I'm gonna go away from you two. All right.
See you in a bit. I'm gonna go round saying it.
QUIETLY: "Have you been Scouse Mouse'd?"
I feel like those two... Those two are pranking me.
Oh, my God, are you guys pranking me?!
There's no Scouse Mouse!
THEY LAUGH
There is a Scouse Mouse. No, there isn't! There is.
Have you not seen it on TV, or YouTube?
You're not funny! No, youse are all in on it, and I'm not arsed.
You're idiots! Go away!
Scouse Mouse!
IAIN: One of my favourite things about Love Island
is that we bring together people from all strata of society.
Where else could a humble ring girl
finds herself flirting with a Lord of the Manor?
Hang on, what?! Spencer's a what?!
I own some land in Scotland, so I'm a Lord.
What? I don't know how...
You have a piece of paper that says Lord Spencer?
Yeah, so does my debit card and stuff.
Fuck off! Yeah!
It all says bloody Lord.
Your debit card says Lord on it?
Yeah, Lord S Wilks.
What?! Yeah.
So you are officially a Lord?
I dunno.
It was only cos I bought, like,
a metre-by-metre square of grass in Scotland.
Wow. So I need to just buy a bit of land in Scotland
and I can be a lady? Literally.
Love that.
Yeah, it was like 20 quid.
£20?! Yeah.
Wait, you're not a Lord,
you paid £20, and now you think you're a Lord!
You paid to be a Lord?
He bought a bit of land for £20
and now he has "Lord Spencer" on his debit card.
Does it actually?
Yeah. And my credit card.
No way! That's so funny. That's sick!
I'm gonna be a lady.
Lady Olivia.
That suits you. It does, doesn't it?
I'm a lady!
IAIN: Hang on, Olivia, you need to buy a patch of grass
and give me 20 quid first.
You can have the bit right in front of the villa.
Last week, Unseen Bits went to completely uncharted territory.
THEY LAUGH
MUSIC: 'GAME OF THRONES' THEME
And the internet blew up
over four grown men acting out their boyhood fantasies.
WILL ROARS
IAIN READS IN DIFFERENT ACCENTS:
But was winter coming for our dragons
with the arrival of two new warriors?
No more dragons.
VOICE ECHOES: No more dragons, no more dragons...
MUSIC STOPS
IAIN: Would they turn out to be slayer of the Dragon?
And is their arrival the sign of a new age -
the age of adults?
Let's find out in this second instalment of...
Villa of the Dragons.
MUSIC:
'GAME OF THRONES' THEME
Like, do you know what's hard, like, coming in and then,
like, you've all got these inside jokes and, like...
No, no, it's a very serious thing.
Oi, do you want to give us your best dragon?
Give us your best dragon!
My... I think my dragon would be a bit like a T Rex.
Yeah, that's what I was.
LAUGHTER
CASEY ROARS
Love it.
Mate, I knew you was gonna do a dragon. Knew it.
'GAME OF THRONES' THEME CONTINUES
LAUGHTER
It's your hair as well!
I feel like I'm, like, a Spyro, like, a little...
Spyro! Spyro, that was a sick game.
That could be your name, Spyro.
No, it's got to be beginning with the first letter of your first name,
though.
Really? Yeah.
What about, like, Calabrisis? The fire-breathing dragon.
Yeah, that's quite sick.
CASEY ROARS
Mine's called Sharagon.
Sharagon, that's quite sick, like Eragon.
Mine's K-Tread.
K-Tread. What's yours?
Woolcurtz.
Bro, the thing is,
I reckon these girls think we're joking about this dragon game,
but they don't realise that we're up here naming our dragons.
Could someone summon the Calabrisis?
Calabrisis, arise!
HE ROARS
LAUGHTER
We can form into two dragons!
You'd be the wings.
THEY ROAR
ROARING AND LAUGHTER
WILL ROARS
ROARING: Jessie!
Bruv, imagine if a bombshell comes in, yeah, and then you just go...
ROARING
Guys, man, what a racket! Shh!
IAIN: Yeah, keep it down, lads, the neighbours can hear you,
and they're all the way over in the kingdom of Casa.
Pretending to be a dragon might seem like a childish game,
but if you do exactly the same actions but slow it right down,
it becomes a form of spiritual meditation.
In... Hold...
And out.
THEY EXHALE
I think what would be nice is if we all close our eyes and just say
a little phrase, a little sentence, of how we're feeling.
Tom, if you would like to start our circle off.
Boys, it's been a bit of a roller-coaster so far, but this is
the place to let it all out, let the emotions go, and go with the flow.
Well done, Tom.
I'm excited to see what the future holds for me.
You know, I've learnt a lot about myself, emotionally,
and how to let guards down, and I wanna thank you guys
for just being part of that for me.
I feel really blessed.
I've learned a lot about opening up and being honest with someone.
I've realised how important honesty is in relationships
and being clear of mind and clear of thought,
and letting people know how you truly feel.
What am I saying again? LAUGHTER
Just whatever's on your mind!
IAIN: Oh, Aaron, words fail me. You too, by the looks of things.
And the whole villa was left speechless by Maya's shock dumping.
Aaron and Spencer, your time on Love Island is over.
IAIN: But it wasn't long
until Australia's man of many words was at it again,
with a farewell speech to make everyone feel better.
I'm a bit lost for words, I can't lie.
See you, guys.
Bye.
IAIN: Sorry to see you guys go,
but let's catch up for a good old chat sometime.
Or we can just sit in silence.
Up to you. I'm just happy with the company.
Aaron may have been a man of few words, but at least saying nothing
meant he avoided making himself sound silly.
Unlike some of the Islanders I could mention.
So, you know when you, like,
you know when you have something and it makes you...
You'll forever, like, be sick of it?
Yeah. So I have this with fish, and I have this with jaegerbombs.
Fish, any? Yeah.
Really, do you not eat any fish?
No, so,
No, so, like...
but I'll have seafood, how weird is that?
How does that work?
Well, they're two separate types of things.
Are they? Yeah. One's fish, one's seafood.
But fish are seafood. Huh?
They come from the sea!
Yeah, but so do whales, but they're not fish.
Yeah, they are.
No, they're not, they're mammals. They're huge fish!
They're not huge fish, they're mammals! They...
They are huge fish!
They're not, they're literally not, they are like the scientific...
They're not!
But mammals are outside of the sea.
No, that's not what mammals are, please tell me you're joking!
What's a mammal, then?
Mammals give birth like we do... Well, you do.
Like, they have sex and they give birth rather than eggs.
So, what do eggs do?
What you mean, "what do eggs do?"
Eggs don't do anything other than hatch.
Yeah, but what are they called?
IAIN: Ron, last week you were asking if eggs came from cows,
now you're
now you're talking
now you're talking like
now you're talking like some
now you're talking like some kind
now you're talking like some kind of
"egg-spert'
now you're talking like some kind of "egg-spert
now you're talking like some kind of
"egg-spert"
on the subject.
Time for a break now.
And talking of breaks, the villa elevator's broken down,
meaning Casey and Jordan are having to take the stairs.
But where? Why?
And most importantly of all... what happens next?
Come back after the break to find out.
# The Love Shack Is a little old place where
# We can get together... #
IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen "Spritz".
Argh! Argh!
A little old place where even brushing your teeth
is a chance to party.
# Baby, Love Shack... #
Where just sitting on the sofa can get you into a spin...
Wow! Whoa! Oh!
..and everyone is having a Shaq attack.
Tanyel, care to join the Love Shack?
Obviously!
CHEERING Love Shack!
ALL: # Love Shack, Love Shack Love Shack. #
# At the Love Shack. #
Earlier, we saw Casey and Jordan heading upstairs to the bedroom.
Probably for a chat about dragons.
Here is what actually happened next.
Uh!
Morning. Morning!
Hope you enjoyed your trip to the bedroom, Jordan.
Contrary to popular opinion, Love Island's a very high-brow show,
and it's easy to lose the thread.
Hang on, did I say high-brow? Sorry, I meant "eyebrow".
Lift your head up. I want to watch this.
Feel like I'm at t'dentist.
I don't fucking like this. No, Tom, man... Go on, Tom.
Let me hold your hand. Stop flinching.
"Let me hold your hand."
Fuck. Stop it!
Stop that. You can't... Let go.
The more you tense, the more it's gonna hurt.
You've gotta relax.
Hold my hand. Oh, fuck. Tom, you can't do that.
You're gonna get a slit in your eyebrow, you fool.
Talk... Just talk to me, girls. It's like he's in labour.
Just ask me about stuff. What's your favourite colour?
Er, my favourite colour's probably, like, a light blue. Er...
HE INHALES
Oh... Stop moving! He's so funny.
You can do this, come on. You've only got...
This is the top bit, wait till you get to the bottom.
Fuck me. I thought we'd done the top bit?!
Just fucking sit here!
Oh, my God, it's actually like you're giving birth.
This is hilarious. Your hands are clammy as well.
Yeah, they are.
Sweaty! They're sweaty!
What's the first thing...
Argh, you fucker! LAUGHTER
# Baby, I got you shook Got you shook, got you shook
Argh, Tanyel, man...
# Got you shook... #
I have threaded so many people's eyebrows,
like, countless, I can't remember how many people,
but no-one has screamed and clenched onto me the way Tom has.
Like, nobody. And complained the whole way through.
Like, he needs, like, a break every hair.
Oh, my fuck! Oh, my God, you drama queen!
I'm not even overreacting, I'm actually not.
Like, just play with my leg or something.
LAUGHTER
That's it. You can have a little leg scratch.
That's it. Bit harder.
Sorry, but the pampering that's going on here right now.
You can do it. This is not right, though, this.
It's not right. Do I have any hairs underneath?
I just feel it's...
Do you think I might need to do anything before,
like exfoliate them or something? Just sit down!
He is just something else.
Like, Tom is honestly something else.
I've never seen this in my life, ever.
Oh, I can't do this any more. Aw...
You can. You're really nearly there. I'm actually not even overreacting.
You're nearly there.
Men are such wusses, honestly.
You're the worst person I've ever done eyebrows for.
Come on, stretch. Fuck!
Fucking hell, we should've been done ages ago.
That must be the best thing I've ever seen. No, it's great.
I can't stop watching, it's really funny.
He has very well-groomed eyebrows, though.
# Keep your composure Cos I'm coming over
# Baby, I got you shook Got you shook. #
Argh!
Argh, you're so annoying. Come back here.
IAIN: AI is creeping into our everyday lives,
and it's believed the Love Island villa's being used
by artificial intelligence to gather data.
To be honest, I'm all for it.
We need some form of intelligence around here, artificial or not.
Will, what came first, the chicken or the egg? Er...
We've already uncovered this. It's the chicken.
The egg. No, it's not. Yeah.
But how... But how can a chicken just be there without an egg?
Because of evolv... evolving.
Evolation or whatever. Evolation.
IAIN: And if you were still in any doubt
about whether computers have the ability to outwit us,
this is what they have to outsmart.
A korma's got nuts. No, it doesn't.
It's coconut. Coconut's not a nut.
What? No. Sorry, no, no. A korma's got almonds in it as well.
No, it doesn't. Korma's got almonds in it.
No, it doesn't. They do, they all have nuts in them.
Course they do. A coconut's a fruit.
And almon... Coco... Listen, no korma I've had's got nuts in it.
They do, they have nuts sprinkled on the stop sometimes
when you open up the container. Nah!
IAIN: Just look at it from the machine's perspective,
or any perspective.
Don't you think it's mad how...?
Do you reckon them mountains are dead high
or reckon it's just the cloud?
RON: They're well high.
How high do you reckon they are?
Er... That's proper, proper high.
That's touching clouds. That one doesn't look very high.
No, because it's closer, though.
I get what you're saying, but this one's a bit closer to us.
That one's further. Yeah.
I dunno. It would be interesting to know.
I reckon a dinosaur hatched an egg before for the...
before the meteor. No.
And then the egg survived. Yeah.
The egg was made of, like, gold or something.
Dinosaur laid an egg... Mm.
..and the egg was just mutated or something.
And a chicken accidentally came out.
If you look at chicken feet, they kind of look like dinosaur feet,
but just not as big.
Like every bird? Yeah.
IAIN: The AI data mining has concluded
that all that could be gathered from the villa was AU...
WHOOPING
IAIN: Earlier in the week,
we saw Jessie and Will have a night of prime time TV passion.
Yeah!
OK, this is outfit number one.
IAIN: Well, here we have some unseen bits
of Jessie and Will in the Hideaway.
Not those bits, you n... naughty rascals.
If a new girl comes into the villa, this is how I'm gonna dress.
And I'll be strutting around like this. Really?
Yep. Right, get that new girl in now.
Distract ya. Really.
POP Whoops! Fucking hell.
Holy shit, that scared me.
I thought you smashed something, I'm not gonna lie.
Toast to... meeting the most wonderful girl
I've ever met in my life.
Toast to meeting the most weird, wacky, sexy guy I've ever met.
# We don't have to take our Clothes off
# To have a good time
# You don't... #
That was nice.
Thanks for a good night.
Come on, darling. Oh, goodbye Hideaway!
Ah! SHE GIGGLES
Hello, girls. Hello, deary.
IAIN: Every morning, the girls gather on the terrace for a debrief.
And on this morning, it looks like Olivia was putting her foot down.
What the fuck?! What?
Your feet! You don't like them?
What the fuck? You're in South Africa.
What do you mean? They match my PJs.
You don't sleep in them, do you?
They're ridiculous. Little sock things.
Are you joking? They're sock slippers.
I love them. It's like a hat on her foot.
IAIN: While Olivia's feet might be warm and toasty,
they're not safe, like Will's are.
Put this on your feet, foot, like a sock.
WILL LAUGHS
I'm like a fish.
IAIN: As they say, it's always best to practice safe socks.
It was you.
IAIN: Before we head off to the break,
here's an unseen clip of Jordan and Tanyel
having a deep and meaningful chat.
Is this THE fateful turning point of their relationship?
Did this ultimately lead to Tanyel being dumped?
Let's find out.
I think, with us, yeah, with me anyway...
IAIN: So...
Come back after the break to find out.
IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Piggybacking off the main show like a naughty nephew.
So nice not having to walk anywhere.
Will's gonna do his back in if he's not careful.
This is a place where girls will be boys...
Come on, bro. Come on, bro.
Spring break, bro!
Oh, bro. Bro, bro, bro.
Bro! Bro!
Yeah! Yeah, bro. Wazzup!
Bro! Bro!
..and boys will be boys.
THEY GIGGLE
So sit back and let us massage your chakras.
Oh, Shaq, mate, that is good.
Right, do me again. No. You had your chance.
You're doing it softer! You couldn't hack it.
No, I can. You promise? Promise.
Shall I do one shoulder each?
At the same time.
See, look.
No, you're definitely digging in harder!
I told you all those piggybacks would do your back in, Will.
But that's bad, cos we manifest things. Yeah.
Before the break, we saw Tanyel and Jordan
having a deep and meaningful chat around the pool.
Was this a fateful turning point?
Did this ultimately lead to Tanyel getting dumped?
Here's:
I think with us, yeah,
like, with me, anyway, I feel like I need to be distracted and...
Oh, no!
Get it, it's gonna go under the bridge! Oh, no.
IAIN: Hats off to whoever found that clip.
They've been together for... a week,
but in this next unseen bit, Olivia pops the big question to Kai.
What colour...
is hippos' milk?
What colour is hippos' milk? Hmm.
White. No.
Brown? Nuh.
Pink? Uh-huh.
Is it actually? Yeah.
Pink.
Is that why happy hippos, Hungry Hippos,
happy hippos, Hungry Hippos...
Oh, no, I'm thinking of Percy Pigs.
You just confused a pig with a hippo.
I've got another fact. Wait.
It's the big five. The animals.
Do you know what they are? Humans.
No, animals!
Yeah. Are we not classed as animals? No.
Big five for what? Right, I'll give you one. Rhino.
Lion.
Yeah.
Orangutan. No.
Oh, gorilla. No.
I don't know. My mind...
I think cheetah's one. No, no, no.
Let me get my facts straight.
Do you know, like, the planets in order?
No.
Would you go to space, if you could?
Er... Yeah. As long as I came back.
Would you live up there? No.
Why not?
I can't get McDonalds in space.
OK, if they can teleport McDonalds to you?
Hmm... Yeah, maybe. I'll think about it.
IAIN: If there was fast food in space,
it would still be quicker to order
than sitting in the queue at my local drive through.
This next unseen clip
shows that Will and Jessie are a really good match.
I like the colour coordination. Yeah.
I reckon we've just got, like...
I think you've been kind of colour coordinating me.
Yeah, cos you asked!
You tell me what you want to wear... No, I'm easy.
You tell me what you want to wear, then I'll match you.
OK.
So what do you want to wear? Nothing?
Yeah, so, like... You've got a great bum.
Thank you. You've got a great bum, too.
I do. I actually do, though, don't I?!
Hard-working man with your booty.
Yeah, I do have a big booty, don't I?
I actually do!
I reckon I've got... Stand up.
I reckon I've got a bigger booty than you. Oh, God!
You've got a bigger booty?
You actually do have a really big booty.
Do you reckon it's from, like, lifting things?
Who, me? Yeah, your booty's bigger than mine.
Mine's so small at the moment. What the hell. No.
What do you do with the sheep,
do squats with the sheep on your shoulders?
No, I don't. I'm just a hard worker!
A hard worker. A hard worker.
IAIN: I've been following Will's workout routine,
and I can bench three sheep.
The Islanders were far too relaxed earlier this week,
so I sent in a text.
TEXT ALERT
Always works.
It was, of course, dirty dancing, the heart-rate challenge,
and it appeared to be the mere thought of it
that was enough to send some of the Islanders' pulses racing.
What am I gonna do to Ron?
Hmm? Something he's never gonna forget.
You're gonna get him up? Yeah.
I'm gonna have to do something.
Lay him down. Waaaggh!
THEY GIGGLE
Warn him. Warn him!
Not like that. Warn him first.
No, no, no, go on top of him.
Do you think? And just straddle?
Yeah, yeah, straddle him.
Straddle him, kiss him. Hmm.
Kiss him all up the neck, kiss him all up here,
and then kiss his face.
OK. Yeah.
And then... Sit down.
And then after you've done straddling him... Yeah.
Go down... Yeah.
And then get up, and then walk away. OK.
Save him till last. That's the last one? Yeah.
And make sure you really stick out your arse as you walk away.
What arse?
THEY LAUGH
Just have fun with it, man.
How do you even get your hip out, like that?
Have you seen that...?
When you sit backwards on someone, like this way,
what do you do?
Do you know what I mean?
Just move your bum. Yeah, like...
What if you haven't got one?
I'm hot. Yeah.
Like...
Shakety shake shake. Shakety shake shake.
And then... What am I doing when I'm here?
Erm... Bending over...
Yeah, and touch the floor.
Bend over, touch the floor, flick hair back up.
OK, let me try it.
So go like that...
Put your head down. That feels weird.
Does it look weird? Nah.
That does not work.
So am I just like doing some hip circles?
But, like, just that, just like that.
Relax, though, no facial expressions!
No, the facial expression is a bit, bro.
Why has he always got his arm out like this? He's like...
I'm having palpitations.
I'm having palpitations!
Just what you're doing, whatever you're thinking,
just slow it down and be gentle. Shall I just like...?
LAUGHTER
IAIN: And of course a night like this
doesn't come without a few wardrobe malfunctions
Harder.
LAUGHTER
I don't know how you look at me directly in the eyes.
Harder. Harder.
Keep going. Keep going.
That's gonna break... Oh, it's broken!
You boys rule!
ALL BARKING, GRUNTING
Oi, shut it.
Because it's time to strut it. It's showtime.
# I'm gonna make you sweat
# Dripping and dropping And soaking wet
# Put your body to the test
# I'm gonna make you sweat now, baby
# I'm gonna make you sweat
# Dripping and dropping And soaking wet
# Put your body to the test
# I'm gonna make you sweat now, baby
# Dripping and dropping And soaking wet
# Put your body to the test
# I'm gonna make you sweat now, baby
# I'm gonna make you sweat
# Dripping and dropping And soaking wet
# Put your body to the test
# I'm gonna make you sweat now, baby
# I'm gonna make you sweat. #
After the boys had finished flailing around in fancy dress,
the girls showed them how it was done.
# Don't I make it look easy, baby? Ah, huh
# I'm good at keeping my cool Good at keeping my cool
# Don't I make it look easy, baby? Ah, ah
# Well, I'm fooling you
# Don't I make it look easy, baby? Ah, ah
# I'm good at keeping my cool Good at keeping my cool
# Don't I make it look easy, baby? Ah, ah
# Well, I'm fooling you. #
And everybody's faces dropped when Claudia bombshelled herself in.
ALL SHRIEKING I told you!
And how were all the other girls? We were great.
Shush, man. Sorry!
Clearly Claudia caused some of the girls to see red,
and I'm not talking about the dress.
In this next clip, we are showing you a world exclusive
from the newly-formed beanbag boyband called Yellow.
RAPS: # Three boys on the beanbags
# We're chilling Why? Cos we are the chill boys
# We're the chill boys
# We're the, we're the chill boys Uh
# On the beanbags With the chill boys Yeah
# Chilling out over here Is what we do Uh-huh
# Chilling out here is what we do What we do
# And I'm down in the dumps
# I said I'm down in the dumps
# He said he's down, he's down He's down in the dumps
# He said he's down in the dumps Oh, baby. #
Kai?
Just go with your heart, mate. OK, should I just go for it? Yeah.
Just go for it, bro. Let loose.
# I just wanna a find a girl to love
# Want her to give me as much As I... give her. #
Yeah. LAUGHTER
Even the Love Island golden goblet can't take no more of that.
More Unseen Bits after the break.
# I like me when I'm with you... #
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Where the unaired clips are always minty-fresh.
Gargle the mouthwash.
GARGLES
It's all good, clean fun.
Well, fairly clean.
Ew!
So get involved and follow our lead.
Simon says hands up. Simon says hands down. Hands back up.
Oh, very good.
Right, Simon says... do this with your feet.
Simon says hands in the air.
Simon says hands down.
Simon says hands up, hands back down.
Simon says hands up, keep them up.
Now jump like this, now jump like this.
You lot are all shit. He didn't say "Simon says".
You're out, you're out.
Come on. It's me and Kai.
Just you too? All right. Simon says jump like me.
Simon says hands in the air. Simon says hands down.
Simon says hands down. They're both at a house-tech rave now.
ALL: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
IAIN: OK, that's enough of that. Play the next one.
I said play the next one.
Fine. Simon says play the next one.
In this unseen bit,
the Islanders are reminiscing about last night's heartrate challenge.
His face when you took him to the middle was jokes.
Why, what was he doing?
Really? When I crawled to him? Literally.
You were in front and you couldn't see it
and he
and he was
and he was like,
and he was like, to
and he was like, to the
and he was like, to the boys...
When I was going down from the front?
And then I jumped up on him, yeah. Too funny, man.
Everyone's face, like, during the challenges, was creased.
Ron, when Lana got out, I could see his jaw did not move.
Any girl that came up to me, I went...
Do you know what I wanted to do but didn't bring out?
I wanted to do this.
Oh, my God, Will, just get it away.
Ugh.
Mate, if you did that, I would have died.
Wait, did you do the worm? Someone did the worm.
Oh, my God, it was Jordan. Jordan did it.
Jordan did the worm, yeah. Imagine if someone did this.
Ballet.
OLIVIA LAUGHS
It was his bum yesterday that just killed me.
I was practising that spin so much. That's how I walked out the door.
You're actually a good dancer.
No, I can't even tell you what I did.
I actually reckon you'd make a good dancer.
IAIN: You're right, Jessie.
His signature move would be the "farm-enco".
You are welcome.
Now, in my experience,
if you see the vision of a white sheet
moving around in the dead of night in the villa,
it usually means one of our couples is getting frisky,
but it could also be something far more spooky.
Do you believe in ghosts?
I've had weird dreams,
and my friend has had the same person in her dreams.
We call him the Top Hat Man.
Whoa, that's creepy.
So, one day... Top Hat Man?
No, no, I'd never, ever go to sleep ever again.
I was asleep in my bed, right?
And then the door opened, and this Top Hat Man walked in, looked at me,
but it was like a shadow.
And then he jumped into me, and I woke up like that.
And that I realised that it didn't happen, but it felt so real.
And it was a dream? Yeah.
Then I got a housemate, and she fucking tells me
that the same thing happened and she was screaming.
I'm like, "What's wrong?"
And then she was like, "A guy with a top hat came in and jumped on me."
Like the Monopoly man? That gave me goose bumps, that.
Did he come up to you, then?
No, he walked in. Show me how he walked in.
Shall I pretend to be him, with gloves on?
He went away from my door and he just went like this.
Oh!
And I was, like... WHIMPERS
And then I woke up and I was, like...
Let me try and be him. Oh, my God, I was scared.
Now I actually can't sleep. He's so excited.
I don't know why the gloves scare me.
I feel like I've got a new fear, and it's Tom with black gloves on.
SQUEALS
IAIN: I did see a couple of terrifying "ghoulies"
in the bathroom.
It's my own fault for watching while Ron was getting out of the shower.
Frightened the life out of me, so it did.
IAIN: In this next unseen clip,
our Islanders are trying to see things from a different angle.
Oh, God, guys, come and look this way.
It's so beautiful when you see the sky, like, just the sky.
Come and look.
Both of you.
Like, just look at the sky.
Oh, my God, that looks so weird.
Don't you think it looks so beautiful?
LAUGHTER
Now do you feel like you're on cloud nine?
Your banter is so shit.
LAUGHTER
Samie, come and do this.
Samie, try and squeeze on. What is this game?
I said to them, "Come and look, yeah?" Lay like this.
Look at how beautiful it is. You've got to look this way. This is great.
Look, it's so nice. Yeah, I can see, it's lovely.
Oh, my God, look at the mountain.
It looks like the palm trees are gonna hit our heads.
Right, Samie, you might know this, are they mountains or cliffs?
Mountains.
But if you stood at the edge of a mountain,
wouldn't you be standing on a cliff side?
Then you get to the... Mountain's edge. Yeah.
Thank you, Samie. What's a cliff, then?
A cliff is a cliff. A cliff is like a smaller...
A cliff doesn't have a mountain top. Yeah, thank you.
A cliff is...
Like a big hill. Yeah, but it's like...
Mountains are a certain height, aren't they? Ish?
Yeah, but also, a mountain has a top, tipping point. Has a peak?
Yeah, has a peak. A cliff doesn't have a peak.
The peak is, like, you're gonna fall off the edge.
Don't you think it would be really cute
to eat a dinner on top of that mountain?
No, I thought you was gonna say,
"Imagine having, like, a date on a cloud."
IAIN: And it wasn't long before the whole villa was turned on its head
with a shock re-coupling.
So, the girl I would like to couple up with is...
Jordan chose Ellie, which saw Tanyel pack her bags.
I ain't gonna pack my bags.
The other girls packed her bags, actually.
Er, Tanyel... what is this?
Who's gonna thread my eyebrows?
Oh, I love you!
And she was dumped from the villa.
I hope it ain't the same without me.
But that wasn't the end of the story,
as a few days later, Jordan and Ellie were hot on the heels
when they were voted least compatible couple
and also dumped from the villa.
It's time now for...
And this time, I asked them all to tell me
their most embarrassing moments.
Oh, no.
Let's have a think.
I once went to work and went to, like, take my coat off,
so I took everything out of my pocket
and a pair of knickers fell on the floor
in front of all the big bosses.
SHE LAUGHS
Do you know what? I don't say I get embarrassed too easy.
I embarrass myself all the time.
Like, there are literally too many to list.
So, I don't like blood as it is,
and I went into the doctor and got my blood taken.
Next thing I know, I've woken up with about three doctors around me.
I'm wearing these grey trackie bottoms,
and there's just a puddle right... All over here.
I went on my break across the street.
I fell asleep.
I didn't come back for, like, three hours.
They were literally this close to calling the police
cos they thought I got kidnapped.
End of the game, all the fans were on t'pitch,
cos you do when you've won the league,
and when I'm going up for the trophy,
this chant starts going round,
"He shags who he wants, he shags who he wants,
"Tommy Clare, he shags who he wants."
I could see my mum and dad trying to laugh it off,
but inside they're like, "What's that?"
Obviously, being a rugby boy, like, the socials and the initiations,
they get a bit hectic.
This one time, I went out in a pink dress, managed to pull a girl.
The next day, I had to do walk of shame in a dress.
I once went home with a guy after a night out.
And he head-butted me, by accident, obviously.
And my nose just decided to stream with blood.
I went on a date with a guy, right,
and we were going to a sauna, and I needed to go to the bathroom.
I went into the door and the lights were turned off,
shut the door behind me.
Turns out I've locked myself in a closet,
and the guy I'm on a date with
literally thought I was doing a shit.
Yeah, so, I was on a date with this guy once.
I started to feel really, really ill at the dinner table.
My stomach started hurting.
So I went to the toilet.
I was in there for, like, 20 minutes, half an hour at a time.
Got sick everywhere, threw up my whole meal.
Oh, this is so grim.
Probably not my best date.
Cleaned myself up like nothing happened.
Obviously I didn't have a toothbrush or anything.
And I gave him a kiss after the date.
There's probably been occasions where I should've been embarrassed,
but, hey, if you own it, then you can't get embarrassed.
IAIN: That's all, folks.
Tune in next week for another instalment of...
Unfortunately, due to budgetary cutbacks,
Love Island has been forced to economise.
So, to save money, we've sacked Pete the cameraman
and asked Tom and Samie to film on their phones instead.
We're just, yeah, having a little insight
into what the conversations are going down tonight.
We've got Kai, and he's up there.
A bit of head nodding. Oh! Who is he with, though?
Oh! That head keeps going up and down.
That don't look right. We've got the married couple.
Mum and Dad. Having a debrief.
And then... The lads!
Little handshake, little fist bump.
There's someone's bum there now.
Hands in pockets. Oh, he's checking someone out.
How do we flip this, Samie?
No, you just take a photo.
Another photo. You just took two photos.
How do you flip it, though? You can't.
We have to... Right, we'll be back, guys.
IAIN: What's next? Islanders doing their own sarcastic voice-over?
Someone has to take a stand. So, that's enough of that.
Perfect time to end the show. See you all next week.