1 00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:07,080 IAIN STIRLING: This week, there's been a broken heart... 2 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,440 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:09,960 I feel like a dickhead. 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:11,280 ..a bombshell... 5 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:13,120 Whoo! 6 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:17,000 Let's really get them hearts racing. Oh, f... 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,680 ..and five dumpings. 8 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,120 Ellie and Jordan. 9 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:26,760 But tonight, it's time to part-ay. 10 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:30,760 Whoo! 11 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:32,360 This is your weekly fix of all things fun 12 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:34,840 from the world's most talked-about villa. 13 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:36,360 Bro! Bro! 14 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:40,080 And you've got a backstage pass to the hottest club in town. 15 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,520 I'm having palpitations. 16 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,400 With exclusive access... 17 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,320 THEY CHEER 18 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,920 ..top-notch security... 19 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,880 HE CALLS 20 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,640 ..kick-ass entertainment... Oh-hah! 21 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:55,880 ..and the chance to see another side of your Islanders. 22 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,640 There's no Scouse Mouse! 23 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,240 So take that Islander masterclass 24 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:04,480 and live out your fantasies. 25 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,280 It's that time of the week to go wild. 26 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,280 THEY GRUNT 27 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,200 This is Love Island: Unseen Bits. 28 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,720 Oh, God! 29 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:31,000 Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 30 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:36,720 Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 31 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,720 The show that magically turns the unseen clips 32 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:41,160 into unmissable moments 33 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,960 that will have you screaming for more. 34 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,880 THEY SCREAM 35 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,600 SCREAMING 36 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,680 It's just a dragonfly, girls. 37 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,480 It's a dragon! 38 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,800 I think it was just an insect. Yeah. 39 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,040 Don't worry, we've organised a babysitter. 40 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,880 Mummy! 41 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:02,360 Milky Mummy! 42 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:05,160 Mummy! 43 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,920 Make sure your partner's hands are clean, 44 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,680 and all their airways are clear. 45 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:11,560 I love your nails, you know. I think I told you this before. 46 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:12,960 Thank you. You know what that is for, 47 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,760 so they're for, like, everything, 48 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,400 that's for, like, picking your nose and shit. 49 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,920 Oh, my God! 50 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,680 Do you know when you want a proper thumb up there. 51 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,480 Because the boys are talking utter rubbish. 52 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,640 THEY TALK IN TONGUES 53 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:35,920 And the girls are talking total pants. 54 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:39,400 Have you ever jumped in the pool and your knickers have fell down? 55 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,360 Yeah! 56 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,840 Yeah, all the time. Or my bikini comes undone. 57 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:48,040 And everyone's talking about themselves. 58 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,160 Just say your best trait about yourself. One word. OK. 59 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,320 Erm... Just 10 out of 10. 60 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:53,680 Shaq? Funny. 61 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,280 Case? Artificial. 62 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,640 LAUGHTER 63 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:58,680 Amazing. 64 00:02:58,680 --> 00:02:59,640 Smiley. 65 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:04,040 Mummy milky. 66 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:11,480 This is Love Island: Unseen Bits! 67 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,320 Have you ever wondered 68 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:16,400 how myths like the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot actually started? 69 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,520 Well, I think it comes down to the mischievous antics 70 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:21,400 of wind-up merchants like these two. 71 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,040 What can we do? 72 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:26,400 Shall we mischievous? Yeah. 73 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:30,720 Shall we call Tanya, just proper confuse her? Yeah. 74 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,680 It's quite good when we just, like, sort of waffle on, 75 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,440 don't make it obvious at all. 76 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,360 Tanya! 77 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,720 We've got a question about your location. 78 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,680 Oh, all right. About Liverpool. 79 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,720 I've got one of my best mates who lives up there, 80 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:48,400 but we thought you'd understand it a bit more than us. 81 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,080 Go on. 82 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,520 Is it a mouse? Yeah. 83 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,560 You what? 84 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,440 There's a thing that goes round called the Scouse Mouse. 85 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:57,760 The Scouse Mouse. 86 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,480 It sounds weird when we say it. That goes round? Yeah. 87 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:01,440 Have you never heard of that? 88 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,480 No. 89 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,320 But do you know... Can you describe what that is? 90 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,200 Like, what is it? Can you describe it? 91 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,480 It basically... When would you say that, when would you hear it? 92 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:15,800 When I was told about it, I was 13 or 14, 93 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,720 and my friend got pretty deep about it. It was quite... Hmm. 94 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,680 It aff... It affected quite a lot of Liverpool at the time. 95 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,680 Shut up! Yeah. 96 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:28,720 And it went round, and it... What? Didn't it? 97 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:29,760 So it's a thing? 98 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:30,760 Yeah. Yeah. 99 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:31,760 Like COVID? 100 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:32,760 No, no, not like COVID. 101 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,160 Was it more of a saying? 102 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,400 More of a saying. 103 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,400 Yeah, if we were to put it into a sentence, it would be like... 104 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,280 "Someone Scouse Mouse'd me." Yeah. 105 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,360 Someone Scouse Mouse'd me?! Yeah. Yeah. 106 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,880 They say there it's worse than, like, a swear word. 107 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,560 You what? 108 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:51,240 And it goes round in circles. 109 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,240 Some people say, "Oh, yeah, I've been Scouse Mouse'd a few times." 110 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,800 Maybe just ask your parents, maybe. 111 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,960 But I've not been Scouse Mouse'd. 112 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,640 I know. But how do you know you haven't? 113 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:03,640 I'm so confused. 114 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:07,240 It confused us as well. 115 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,640 Right, I'm gonna go away from you two. All right. 116 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,720 See you in a bit. I'm gonna go round saying it. 117 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:18,920 QUIETLY: "Have you been Scouse Mouse'd?" 118 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:24,480 I feel like those two... Those two are pranking me. 119 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,280 Oh, my God, are you guys pranking me?! 120 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:31,840 There's no Scouse Mouse! 121 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:36,360 THEY LAUGH 122 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,080 There is a Scouse Mouse. No, there isn't! There is. 123 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,360 Have you not seen it on TV, or YouTube? 124 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:43,560 You're not funny! No, youse are all in on it, and I'm not arsed. 125 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,760 You're idiots! Go away! 126 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,400 Scouse Mouse! 127 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:55,920 IAIN: One of my favourite things about Love Island 128 00:05:55,920 --> 00:06:00,920 is that we bring together people from all strata of society. 129 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,880 Where else could a humble ring girl 130 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,120 finds herself flirting with a Lord of the Manor? 131 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,960 Hang on, what?! Spencer's a what?! 132 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:12,160 I own some land in Scotland, so I'm a Lord. 133 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,560 What? I don't know how... 134 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,360 You have a piece of paper that says Lord Spencer? 135 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,680 Yeah, so does my debit card and stuff. 136 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,200 Fuck off! Yeah! 137 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,080 It all says bloody Lord. 138 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,360 Your debit card says Lord on it? 139 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:25,680 Yeah, Lord S Wilks. 140 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,160 What?! Yeah. 141 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,640 So you are officially a Lord? 142 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,560 I dunno. 143 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:35,000 It was only cos I bought, like, 144 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,080 a metre-by-metre square of grass in Scotland. 145 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,600 Wow. So I need to just buy a bit of land in Scotland 146 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,120 and I can be a lady? Literally. 147 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,840 Love that. 148 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:46,720 Yeah, it was like 20 quid. 149 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:48,000 £20?! Yeah. 150 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,800 Wait, you're not a Lord, 151 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,160 you paid £20, and now you think you're a Lord! 152 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,920 You paid to be a Lord? 153 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,840 He bought a bit of land for £20 154 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:57,680 and now he has "Lord Spencer" on his debit card. 155 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,280 Does it actually? 156 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:00,720 Yeah. And my credit card. 157 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,560 No way! That's so funny. That's sick! 158 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,080 I'm gonna be a lady. 159 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:06,760 Lady Olivia. 160 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,880 That suits you. It does, doesn't it? 161 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:12,960 I'm a lady! 162 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,640 IAIN: Hang on, Olivia, you need to buy a patch of grass 163 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,200 and give me 20 quid first. 164 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:26,160 You can have the bit right in front of the villa. 165 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:37,440 Last week, Unseen Bits went to completely uncharted territory. 166 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:41,760 THEY LAUGH 167 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,560 MUSIC: 'GAME OF THRONES' THEME 168 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,000 And the internet blew up 169 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,840 over four grown men acting out their boyhood fantasies. 170 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:47,800 WILL ROARS 171 00:07:47,800 --> 00:08:11,640 IAIN READS IN DIFFERENT ACCENTS: 172 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,040 But was winter coming for our dragons 173 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,920 with the arrival of two new warriors? 174 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,160 No more dragons. 175 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,360 VOICE ECHOES: No more dragons, no more dragons... 176 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:24,000 MUSIC STOPS 177 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,520 IAIN: Would they turn out to be slayer of the Dragon? 178 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,360 And is their arrival the sign of a new age - 179 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,000 the age of adults? 180 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,200 Let's find out in this second instalment of... 181 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:38,200 Villa of the Dragons. 182 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:39,280 MUSIC: 183 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:43,200 'GAME OF THRONES' THEME 184 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,960 Like, do you know what's hard, like, coming in and then, 185 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,680 like, you've all got these inside jokes and, like... 186 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,400 No, no, it's a very serious thing. 187 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,720 Oi, do you want to give us your best dragon? 188 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:53,960 Give us your best dragon! 189 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:57,680 My... I think my dragon would be a bit like a T Rex. 190 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,520 Yeah, that's what I was. 191 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,520 LAUGHTER 192 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,200 CASEY ROARS 193 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,520 Love it. 194 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,280 Mate, I knew you was gonna do a dragon. Knew it. 195 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:13,800 'GAME OF THRONES' THEME CONTINUES 196 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:19,160 LAUGHTER 197 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,800 It's your hair as well! 198 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,720 I feel like I'm, like, a Spyro, like, a little... 199 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,000 Spyro! Spyro, that was a sick game. 200 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,960 That could be your name, Spyro. 201 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,200 No, it's got to be beginning with the first letter of your first name, 202 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,280 though. 203 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,160 Really? Yeah. 204 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:36,920 What about, like, Calabrisis? The fire-breathing dragon. 205 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,720 Yeah, that's quite sick. 206 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,120 CASEY ROARS 207 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,920 Mine's called Sharagon. 208 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,400 Sharagon, that's quite sick, like Eragon. 209 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,080 Mine's K-Tread. 210 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,480 K-Tread. What's yours? 211 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,240 Woolcurtz. 212 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,000 Bro, the thing is, 213 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,160 I reckon these girls think we're joking about this dragon game, 214 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,240 but they don't realise that we're up here naming our dragons. 215 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:59,120 Could someone summon the Calabrisis? 216 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,200 Calabrisis, arise! 217 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,840 HE ROARS 218 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,720 LAUGHTER 219 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:13,480 We can form into two dragons! 220 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,040 We can form into two dragons! 221 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,680 You'd be the wings. 222 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,200 THEY ROAR 223 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,960 ROARING AND LAUGHTER 224 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,720 WILL ROARS 225 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:31,560 ROARING: Jessie! 226 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:34,200 Bruv, imagine if a bombshell comes in, yeah, and then you just go... 227 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,520 ROARING 228 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,400 Guys, man, what a racket! Shh! 229 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,360 IAIN: Yeah, keep it down, lads, the neighbours can hear you, 230 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:47,160 and they're all the way over in the kingdom of Casa. 231 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,280 Pretending to be a dragon might seem like a childish game, 232 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:52,120 but if you do exactly the same actions but slow it right down, 233 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:56,000 it becomes a form of spiritual meditation. 234 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,240 In... Hold... 235 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,480 And out. 236 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:04,600 THEY EXHALE 237 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,880 I think what would be nice is if we all close our eyes and just say 238 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:10,560 a little phrase, a little sentence, of how we're feeling. 239 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,040 Tom, if you would like to start our circle off. 240 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:16,240 Boys, it's been a bit of a roller-coaster so far, but this is 241 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,440 the place to let it all out, let the emotions go, and go with the flow. 242 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:22,320 Well done, Tom. 243 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:25,360 I'm excited to see what the future holds for me. 244 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,200 You know, I've learnt a lot about myself, emotionally, 245 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,800 and how to let guards down, and I wanna thank you guys 246 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,080 for just being part of that for me. 247 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,760 I feel really blessed. 248 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,120 I've learned a lot about opening up and being honest with someone. 249 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:40,040 I've realised how important honesty is in relationships 250 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:43,040 and being clear of mind and clear of thought, 251 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:48,320 and letting people know how you truly feel. 252 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,320 What am I saying again? LAUGHTER 253 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:52,320 Just whatever's on your mind! 254 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:58,080 IAIN: Oh, Aaron, words fail me. You too, by the looks of things. 255 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:01,040 And the whole villa was left speechless by Maya's shock dumping. 256 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:04,680 Aaron and Spencer, your time on Love Island is over. 257 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,000 IAIN: But it wasn't long 258 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,440 until Australia's man of many words was at it again, 259 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,680 with a farewell speech to make everyone feel better. 260 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:17,240 I'm a bit lost for words, I can't lie. 261 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,240 See you, guys. 262 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,560 Bye. 263 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,440 IAIN: Sorry to see you guys go, 264 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,960 but let's catch up for a good old chat sometime. 265 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,280 Or we can just sit in silence. 266 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:34,520 Up to you. I'm just happy with the company. 267 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,440 Aaron may have been a man of few words, but at least saying nothing 268 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,160 meant he avoided making himself sound silly. 269 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,600 Unlike some of the Islanders I could mention. 270 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,480 So, you know when you, like, 271 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,600 you know when you have something and it makes you... 272 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,200 You'll forever, like, be sick of it? 273 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,320 Yeah. So I have this with fish, and I have this with jaegerbombs. 274 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,280 Fish, any? Yeah. 275 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:57,400 Really, do you not eat any fish? 276 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:57,520 No, so, 277 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:57,800 No, so, like... 278 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:58,040 No, so, like... 279 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,040 but I'll have seafood, how weird is that? 280 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,360 How does that work? 281 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,840 Well, they're two separate types of things. 282 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,280 Are they? Yeah. One's fish, one's seafood. 283 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,520 But fish are seafood. Huh? 284 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,080 They come from the sea! 285 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,400 Yeah, but so do whales, but they're not fish. 286 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,560 Yeah, they are. 287 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:18,600 No, they're not, they're mammals. They're huge fish! 288 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:26,000 They're not huge fish, they're mammals! They... 289 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,440 They are huge fish! 290 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,680 They're not, they're literally not, they are like the scientific... 291 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:31,760 They're not! 292 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:34,280 But mammals are outside of the sea. 293 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,680 No, that's not what mammals are, please tell me you're joking! 294 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,920 What's a mammal, then? 295 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,840 Mammals give birth like we do... Well, you do. 296 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:48,320 Like, they have sex and they give birth rather than eggs. 297 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:53,000 So, what do eggs do? 298 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,520 What you mean, "what do eggs do?" 299 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,120 Eggs don't do anything other than hatch. 300 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,800 Yeah, but what are they called? 301 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:02,080 IAIN: Ron, last week you were asking if eggs came from cows, 302 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:02,200 now you're 303 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:02,480 now you're talking 304 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:02,680 now you're talking like 305 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:02,840 now you're talking like some 306 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,040 now you're talking like some kind 307 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:03,280 now you're talking like some kind of 308 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:03,440 now you're talking like some kind of "egg-spert' 309 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:03,720 now you're talking like some kind of "egg-spert 310 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:03,960 now you're talking like some kind of 311 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:04,320 now you're talking like some kind of "egg-spert" 312 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:04,520 now you're talking like some kind of "egg-spert" 313 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:09,600 on the subject. 314 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,880 Time for a break now. 315 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,120 And talking of breaks, the villa elevator's broken down, 316 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,200 meaning Casey and Jordan are having to take the stairs. 317 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,880 But where? Why? 318 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:21,200 And most importantly of all... what happens next? 319 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:36,675 Come back after the break to find out. 320 00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:39,275 # The Love Shack Is a little old place where 321 00:14:39,275 --> 00:14:43,155 # We can get together... # 322 00:14:43,155 --> 00:14:45,915 IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen "Spritz". 323 00:14:45,915 --> 00:14:48,755 Argh! Argh! 324 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,395 A little old place where even brushing your teeth 325 00:14:50,395 --> 00:14:51,875 is a chance to party. 326 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:54,315 # Baby, Love Shack... # 327 00:14:54,315 --> 00:14:57,195 Where just sitting on the sofa can get you into a spin... 328 00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:59,795 Wow! Whoa! Oh! 329 00:14:59,795 --> 00:15:01,435 ..and everyone is having a Shaq attack. 330 00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:02,915 Tanyel, care to join the Love Shack? 331 00:15:02,915 --> 00:15:04,635 Obviously! 332 00:15:04,635 --> 00:15:07,755 CHEERING Love Shack! 333 00:15:07,755 --> 00:15:12,715 ALL: # Love Shack, Love Shack Love Shack. # 334 00:15:12,715 --> 00:15:15,035 # At the Love Shack. # 335 00:15:15,035 --> 00:15:17,195 Earlier, we saw Casey and Jordan heading upstairs to the bedroom. 336 00:15:17,195 --> 00:15:20,995 Probably for a chat about dragons. 337 00:15:20,995 --> 00:15:22,835 Here is what actually happened next. 338 00:15:22,835 --> 00:15:26,595 Uh! 339 00:15:26,595 --> 00:15:29,195 Morning. Morning! 340 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,675 Hope you enjoyed your trip to the bedroom, Jordan. 341 00:15:31,675 --> 00:15:37,515 Contrary to popular opinion, Love Island's a very high-brow show, 342 00:15:37,515 --> 00:15:40,875 Contrary to popular opinion, Love Island's a very high-brow show, 343 00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,475 and it's easy to lose the thread. 344 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:47,195 Hang on, did I say high-brow? Sorry, I meant "eyebrow". 345 00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:50,755 Lift your head up. I want to watch this. 346 00:15:50,755 --> 00:15:52,635 Feel like I'm at t'dentist. 347 00:15:52,635 --> 00:15:55,035 I don't fucking like this. No, Tom, man... Go on, Tom. 348 00:15:55,035 --> 00:15:56,435 Let me hold your hand. Stop flinching. 349 00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:58,235 "Let me hold your hand." 350 00:15:58,235 --> 00:16:00,115 Fuck. Stop it! 351 00:16:00,115 --> 00:16:02,155 Stop that. You can't... Let go. 352 00:16:02,155 --> 00:16:03,755 The more you tense, the more it's gonna hurt. 353 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,275 You've gotta relax. 354 00:16:05,275 --> 00:16:06,915 Hold my hand. Oh, fuck. Tom, you can't do that. 355 00:16:06,915 --> 00:16:09,275 You're gonna get a slit in your eyebrow, you fool. 356 00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:12,235 Talk... Just talk to me, girls. It's like he's in labour. 357 00:16:12,235 --> 00:16:14,475 Just ask me about stuff. What's your favourite colour? 358 00:16:14,475 --> 00:16:17,235 Er, my favourite colour's probably, like, a light blue. Er... 359 00:16:17,235 --> 00:16:19,395 HE INHALES 360 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,715 Oh... Stop moving! He's so funny. 361 00:16:20,715 --> 00:16:22,595 You can do this, come on. You've only got... 362 00:16:22,595 --> 00:16:24,595 This is the top bit, wait till you get to the bottom. 363 00:16:24,595 --> 00:16:25,875 Fuck me. I thought we'd done the top bit?! 364 00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:26,995 Just fucking sit here! 365 00:16:26,995 --> 00:16:28,715 Oh, my God, it's actually like you're giving birth. 366 00:16:28,715 --> 00:16:30,235 This is hilarious. Your hands are clammy as well. 367 00:16:30,235 --> 00:16:31,595 Yeah, they are. 368 00:16:31,595 --> 00:16:32,795 Sweaty! They're sweaty! 369 00:16:32,795 --> 00:16:34,475 What's the first thing... 370 00:16:34,475 --> 00:16:36,315 Argh, you fucker! LAUGHTER 371 00:16:36,315 --> 00:16:39,155 # Baby, I got you shook Got you shook, got you shook 372 00:16:39,155 --> 00:16:41,155 Argh, Tanyel, man... 373 00:16:41,155 --> 00:16:42,955 # Got you shook... # 374 00:16:42,955 --> 00:16:45,435 I have threaded so many people's eyebrows, 375 00:16:45,435 --> 00:16:47,355 like, countless, I can't remember how many people, 376 00:16:47,355 --> 00:16:51,835 but no-one has screamed and clenched onto me the way Tom has. 377 00:16:51,835 --> 00:16:54,315 Like, nobody. And complained the whole way through. 378 00:16:54,315 --> 00:16:57,235 Like, he needs, like, a break every hair. 379 00:16:57,235 --> 00:16:59,555 Oh, my fuck! Oh, my God, you drama queen! 380 00:16:59,555 --> 00:17:02,075 I'm not even overreacting, I'm actually not. 381 00:17:02,075 --> 00:17:03,635 Like, just play with my leg or something. 382 00:17:03,635 --> 00:17:05,635 LAUGHTER 383 00:17:05,635 --> 00:17:08,115 That's it. You can have a little leg scratch. 384 00:17:08,115 --> 00:17:10,435 That's it. Bit harder. 385 00:17:10,435 --> 00:17:12,675 Sorry, but the pampering that's going on here right now. 386 00:17:12,675 --> 00:17:14,715 You can do it. This is not right, though, this. 387 00:17:14,715 --> 00:17:16,755 It's not right. Do I have any hairs underneath? 388 00:17:16,755 --> 00:17:18,315 I just feel it's... 389 00:17:18,315 --> 00:17:20,235 Do you think I might need to do anything before, 390 00:17:20,235 --> 00:17:21,835 like exfoliate them or something? Just sit down! 391 00:17:21,835 --> 00:17:23,315 He is just something else. 392 00:17:23,315 --> 00:17:24,635 Like, Tom is honestly something else. 393 00:17:24,635 --> 00:17:27,195 I've never seen this in my life, ever. 394 00:17:27,195 --> 00:17:28,755 Oh, I can't do this any more. Aw... 395 00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:31,355 You can. You're really nearly there. I'm actually not even overreacting. 396 00:17:31,355 --> 00:17:32,635 You're nearly there. 397 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,315 Men are such wusses, honestly. 398 00:17:34,315 --> 00:17:36,555 You're the worst person I've ever done eyebrows for. 399 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,195 Come on, stretch. Fuck! 400 00:17:38,195 --> 00:17:40,195 Fucking hell, we should've been done ages ago. 401 00:17:40,195 --> 00:17:42,235 That must be the best thing I've ever seen. No, it's great. 402 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,715 I can't stop watching, it's really funny. 403 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,955 He has very well-groomed eyebrows, though. 404 00:17:46,955 --> 00:17:48,955 # Keep your composure Cos I'm coming over 405 00:17:48,955 --> 00:17:51,475 # Baby, I got you shook Got you shook. # 406 00:17:51,475 --> 00:17:53,355 Argh! 407 00:17:53,355 --> 00:18:03,275 Argh, you're so annoying. Come back here. 408 00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:05,035 IAIN: AI is creeping into our everyday lives, 409 00:18:05,035 --> 00:18:07,755 and it's believed the Love Island villa's being used 410 00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:10,395 by artificial intelligence to gather data. 411 00:18:10,395 --> 00:18:12,395 To be honest, I'm all for it. 412 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:16,155 We need some form of intelligence around here, artificial or not. 413 00:18:16,155 --> 00:18:18,715 Will, what came first, the chicken or the egg? Er... 414 00:18:18,715 --> 00:18:20,395 We've already uncovered this. It's the chicken. 415 00:18:20,395 --> 00:18:22,795 The egg. No, it's not. Yeah. 416 00:18:22,795 --> 00:18:25,435 But how... But how can a chicken just be there without an egg? 417 00:18:25,435 --> 00:18:27,675 Because of evolv... evolving. 418 00:18:27,675 --> 00:18:29,875 Evolation or whatever. Evolation. 419 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,995 IAIN: And if you were still in any doubt 420 00:18:31,995 --> 00:18:33,955 about whether computers have the ability to outwit us, 421 00:18:33,955 --> 00:18:35,755 this is what they have to outsmart. 422 00:18:35,755 --> 00:18:36,955 A korma's got nuts. No, it doesn't. 423 00:18:36,955 --> 00:18:39,515 It's coconut. Coconut's not a nut. 424 00:18:39,515 --> 00:18:43,955 What? No. Sorry, no, no. A korma's got almonds in it as well. 425 00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:45,995 No, it doesn't. Korma's got almonds in it. 426 00:18:45,995 --> 00:18:47,715 No, it doesn't. They do, they all have nuts in them. 427 00:18:47,715 --> 00:18:51,435 Course they do. A coconut's a fruit. 428 00:18:51,435 --> 00:18:54,315 And almon... Coco... Listen, no korma I've had's got nuts in it. 429 00:18:54,315 --> 00:18:56,155 They do, they have nuts sprinkled on the stop sometimes 430 00:18:56,155 --> 00:18:59,595 when you open up the container. Nah! 431 00:18:59,595 --> 00:19:01,915 IAIN: Just look at it from the machine's perspective, 432 00:19:01,915 --> 00:19:04,275 or any perspective. 433 00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:05,875 Don't you think it's mad how...? 434 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,235 Do you reckon them mountains are dead high 435 00:19:07,235 --> 00:19:08,955 or reckon it's just the cloud? 436 00:19:08,955 --> 00:19:10,275 RON: They're well high. 437 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,955 How high do you reckon they are? 438 00:19:11,955 --> 00:19:13,355 Er... That's proper, proper high. 439 00:19:13,355 --> 00:19:15,195 That's touching clouds. That one doesn't look very high. 440 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,715 No, because it's closer, though. 441 00:19:17,715 --> 00:19:22,155 I get what you're saying, but this one's a bit closer to us. 442 00:19:22,155 --> 00:19:25,275 That one's further. Yeah. 443 00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:29,395 I dunno. It would be interesting to know. 444 00:19:29,395 --> 00:19:32,715 I reckon a dinosaur hatched an egg before for the... 445 00:19:32,715 --> 00:19:34,435 before the meteor. No. 446 00:19:34,435 --> 00:19:35,995 And then the egg survived. Yeah. 447 00:19:35,995 --> 00:19:39,115 The egg was made of, like, gold or something. 448 00:19:39,115 --> 00:19:40,875 Dinosaur laid an egg... Mm. 449 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,475 ..and the egg was just mutated or something. 450 00:19:42,475 --> 00:19:44,515 And a chicken accidentally came out. 451 00:19:44,515 --> 00:19:46,635 If you look at chicken feet, they kind of look like dinosaur feet, 452 00:19:46,635 --> 00:19:49,755 but just not as big. 453 00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,955 Like every bird? Yeah. 454 00:19:52,955 --> 00:19:54,715 IAIN: The AI data mining has concluded 455 00:19:54,715 --> 00:20:07,195 that all that could be gathered from the villa was AU... 456 00:20:07,195 --> 00:20:09,715 WHOOPING 457 00:20:09,715 --> 00:20:11,595 IAIN: Earlier in the week, 458 00:20:11,595 --> 00:20:21,075 we saw Jessie and Will have a night of prime time TV passion. 459 00:20:21,075 --> 00:20:22,555 Yeah! 460 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,435 OK, this is outfit number one. 461 00:20:24,435 --> 00:20:26,675 IAIN: Well, here we have some unseen bits 462 00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:28,875 of Jessie and Will in the Hideaway. 463 00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:31,515 Not those bits, you n... naughty rascals. 464 00:20:31,515 --> 00:20:33,515 If a new girl comes into the villa, this is how I'm gonna dress. 465 00:20:33,515 --> 00:20:36,315 And I'll be strutting around like this. Really? 466 00:20:36,315 --> 00:20:38,395 Yep. Right, get that new girl in now. 467 00:20:38,395 --> 00:20:40,435 Distract ya. Really. 468 00:20:40,435 --> 00:20:43,435 POP Whoops! Fucking hell. 469 00:20:43,435 --> 00:20:45,555 Holy shit, that scared me. 470 00:20:45,555 --> 00:20:47,715 I thought you smashed something, I'm not gonna lie. 471 00:20:47,715 --> 00:20:50,995 Toast to... meeting the most wonderful girl 472 00:20:50,995 --> 00:20:56,315 I've ever met in my life. 473 00:20:56,315 --> 00:21:03,755 Toast to meeting the most weird, wacky, sexy guy I've ever met. 474 00:21:03,755 --> 00:21:07,515 # We don't have to take our Clothes off 475 00:21:07,515 --> 00:21:11,075 # To have a good time 476 00:21:11,075 --> 00:21:14,035 # You don't... # 477 00:21:14,035 --> 00:21:16,435 That was nice. 478 00:21:16,435 --> 00:21:18,595 Thanks for a good night. 479 00:21:18,595 --> 00:21:21,675 Come on, darling. Oh, goodbye Hideaway! 480 00:21:21,675 --> 00:21:30,355 Ah! SHE GIGGLES 481 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:31,915 Hello, girls. Hello, deary. 482 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:36,075 IAIN: Every morning, the girls gather on the terrace for a debrief. 483 00:21:36,075 --> 00:21:39,035 And on this morning, it looks like Olivia was putting her foot down. 484 00:21:39,035 --> 00:21:40,915 What the fuck?! What? 485 00:21:40,915 --> 00:21:43,235 Your feet! You don't like them? 486 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,835 What the fuck? You're in South Africa. 487 00:21:45,835 --> 00:21:49,315 What do you mean? They match my PJs. 488 00:21:49,315 --> 00:21:51,955 You don't sleep in them, do you? 489 00:21:51,955 --> 00:21:55,155 They're ridiculous. Little sock things. 490 00:21:55,155 --> 00:21:56,595 Are you joking? They're sock slippers. 491 00:21:56,595 --> 00:22:00,835 I love them. It's like a hat on her foot. 492 00:22:00,835 --> 00:22:02,955 IAIN: While Olivia's feet might be warm and toasty, 493 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:05,795 they're not safe, like Will's are. 494 00:22:05,795 --> 00:22:08,075 Put this on your feet, foot, like a sock. 495 00:22:08,075 --> 00:22:17,875 WILL LAUGHS 496 00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:20,675 I'm like a fish. 497 00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:29,155 IAIN: As they say, it's always best to practice safe socks. 498 00:22:29,155 --> 00:22:30,795 It was you. 499 00:22:30,795 --> 00:22:32,315 IAIN: Before we head off to the break, 500 00:22:32,315 --> 00:22:33,915 here's an unseen clip of Jordan and Tanyel 501 00:22:33,915 --> 00:22:35,755 having a deep and meaningful chat. 502 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:38,675 Is this THE fateful turning point of their relationship? 503 00:22:38,675 --> 00:22:41,235 Did this ultimately lead to Tanyel being dumped? 504 00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:43,315 Let's find out. 505 00:22:43,315 --> 00:22:45,955 I think, with us, yeah, with me anyway... 506 00:22:45,955 --> 00:22:49,155 IAIN: So... 507 00:22:49,155 --> 00:23:04,445 Come back after the break to find out. 508 00:23:04,444 --> 00:23:07,764 IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 509 00:23:07,764 --> 00:23:10,564 Piggybacking off the main show like a naughty nephew. 510 00:23:10,564 --> 00:23:12,764 So nice not having to walk anywhere. 511 00:23:12,764 --> 00:23:15,404 Will's gonna do his back in if he's not careful. 512 00:23:15,404 --> 00:23:17,244 This is a place where girls will be boys... 513 00:23:17,244 --> 00:23:19,604 Come on, bro. Come on, bro. 514 00:23:19,604 --> 00:23:21,244 Spring break, bro! 515 00:23:21,244 --> 00:23:23,364 Oh, bro. Bro, bro, bro. 516 00:23:23,364 --> 00:23:25,324 Bro! Bro! 517 00:23:25,324 --> 00:23:27,044 Yeah! Yeah, bro. Wazzup! 518 00:23:27,044 --> 00:23:30,604 Bro! Bro! 519 00:23:30,604 --> 00:23:33,604 ..and boys will be boys. 520 00:23:33,604 --> 00:23:37,004 THEY GIGGLE 521 00:23:37,004 --> 00:23:41,164 So sit back and let us massage your chakras. 522 00:23:41,164 --> 00:23:44,324 Oh, Shaq, mate, that is good. 523 00:23:44,324 --> 00:23:46,004 Right, do me again. No. You had your chance. 524 00:23:46,004 --> 00:23:48,164 You're doing it softer! You couldn't hack it. 525 00:23:48,164 --> 00:23:51,244 No, I can. You promise? Promise. 526 00:23:51,244 --> 00:23:52,884 Shall I do one shoulder each? 527 00:23:52,884 --> 00:23:54,284 At the same time. 528 00:23:54,284 --> 00:23:55,764 See, look. 529 00:23:55,764 --> 00:23:58,884 No, you're definitely digging in harder! 530 00:23:58,884 --> 00:24:04,284 I told you all those piggybacks would do your back in, Will. 531 00:24:04,284 --> 00:24:06,964 But that's bad, cos we manifest things. Yeah. 532 00:24:06,964 --> 00:24:09,364 Before the break, we saw Tanyel and Jordan 533 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,204 having a deep and meaningful chat around the pool. 534 00:24:11,204 --> 00:24:13,044 Was this a fateful turning point? 535 00:24:13,044 --> 00:24:16,044 Did this ultimately lead to Tanyel getting dumped? 536 00:24:16,044 --> 00:24:20,444 Here's: 537 00:24:20,444 --> 00:24:22,004 I think with us, yeah, 538 00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:24,524 like, with me, anyway, I feel like I need to be distracted and... 539 00:24:24,524 --> 00:24:28,684 Oh, no! 540 00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:31,684 Get it, it's gonna go under the bridge! Oh, no. 541 00:24:31,684 --> 00:24:33,524 IAIN: Hats off to whoever found that clip. 542 00:24:33,524 --> 00:24:42,004 They've been together for... a week, 543 00:24:42,004 --> 00:24:44,284 They've been together for... a week, 544 00:24:44,284 --> 00:24:49,964 but in this next unseen bit, Olivia pops the big question to Kai. 545 00:24:49,964 --> 00:24:52,844 What colour... 546 00:24:52,844 --> 00:24:54,444 is hippos' milk? 547 00:24:54,444 --> 00:24:55,964 What colour is hippos' milk? Hmm. 548 00:24:55,964 --> 00:24:57,804 White. No. 549 00:24:57,804 --> 00:24:59,284 Brown? Nuh. 550 00:24:59,284 --> 00:25:00,524 Pink? Uh-huh. 551 00:25:00,524 --> 00:25:02,084 Is it actually? Yeah. 552 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,844 Pink. 553 00:25:03,844 --> 00:25:05,924 Is that why happy hippos, Hungry Hippos, 554 00:25:05,924 --> 00:25:07,284 happy hippos, Hungry Hippos... 555 00:25:07,284 --> 00:25:09,244 Oh, no, I'm thinking of Percy Pigs. 556 00:25:09,244 --> 00:25:17,964 You just confused a pig with a hippo. 557 00:25:17,964 --> 00:25:20,244 I've got another fact. Wait. 558 00:25:20,244 --> 00:25:23,444 It's the big five. The animals. 559 00:25:23,444 --> 00:25:24,644 Do you know what they are? Humans. 560 00:25:24,644 --> 00:25:26,644 No, animals! 561 00:25:26,644 --> 00:25:28,724 Yeah. Are we not classed as animals? No. 562 00:25:28,724 --> 00:25:33,044 Big five for what? Right, I'll give you one. Rhino. 563 00:25:33,044 --> 00:25:34,444 Lion. 564 00:25:34,444 --> 00:25:35,844 Yeah. 565 00:25:35,844 --> 00:25:37,284 Orangutan. No. 566 00:25:37,284 --> 00:25:39,524 Oh, gorilla. No. 567 00:25:39,524 --> 00:25:41,644 I don't know. My mind... 568 00:25:41,644 --> 00:25:43,524 I think cheetah's one. No, no, no. 569 00:25:43,524 --> 00:25:45,964 Let me get my facts straight. 570 00:25:45,964 --> 00:25:47,204 Do you know, like, the planets in order? 571 00:25:47,204 --> 00:25:49,604 No. 572 00:25:49,604 --> 00:25:51,164 Would you go to space, if you could? 573 00:25:51,164 --> 00:25:53,284 Er... Yeah. As long as I came back. 574 00:25:53,284 --> 00:25:55,084 Would you live up there? No. 575 00:25:55,084 --> 00:25:57,124 Why not? 576 00:25:57,124 --> 00:25:59,924 I can't get McDonalds in space. 577 00:25:59,924 --> 00:26:01,284 OK, if they can teleport McDonalds to you? 578 00:26:01,284 --> 00:26:05,164 Hmm... Yeah, maybe. I'll think about it. 579 00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:06,284 IAIN: If there was fast food in space, 580 00:26:06,284 --> 00:26:08,724 it would still be quicker to order 581 00:26:08,724 --> 00:26:16,324 than sitting in the queue at my local drive through. 582 00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:18,204 This next unseen clip 583 00:26:18,204 --> 00:26:20,484 shows that Will and Jessie are a really good match. 584 00:26:20,484 --> 00:26:22,044 I like the colour coordination. Yeah. 585 00:26:22,044 --> 00:26:23,924 I reckon we've just got, like... 586 00:26:23,924 --> 00:26:26,044 I think you've been kind of colour coordinating me. 587 00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:28,044 Yeah, cos you asked! 588 00:26:28,044 --> 00:26:30,724 You tell me what you want to wear... No, I'm easy. 589 00:26:30,724 --> 00:26:32,844 You tell me what you want to wear, then I'll match you. 590 00:26:32,844 --> 00:26:35,684 OK. 591 00:26:35,684 --> 00:26:37,844 So what do you want to wear? Nothing? 592 00:26:37,844 --> 00:26:41,164 Yeah, so, like... You've got a great bum. 593 00:26:41,164 --> 00:26:44,524 Thank you. You've got a great bum, too. 594 00:26:44,524 --> 00:26:45,804 I do. I actually do, though, don't I?! 595 00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:48,004 Hard-working man with your booty. 596 00:26:48,004 --> 00:26:49,124 Yeah, I do have a big booty, don't I? 597 00:26:49,124 --> 00:26:50,404 I actually do! 598 00:26:50,404 --> 00:26:52,084 I reckon I've got... Stand up. 599 00:26:52,084 --> 00:26:53,644 I reckon I've got a bigger booty than you. Oh, God! 600 00:26:53,644 --> 00:26:55,124 You've got a bigger booty? 601 00:26:55,124 --> 00:26:59,644 You actually do have a really big booty. 602 00:26:59,644 --> 00:27:01,164 Do you reckon it's from, like, lifting things? 603 00:27:01,164 --> 00:27:03,324 Who, me? Yeah, your booty's bigger than mine. 604 00:27:03,324 --> 00:27:06,124 Mine's so small at the moment. What the hell. No. 605 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,804 What do you do with the sheep, 606 00:27:09,804 --> 00:27:12,044 do squats with the sheep on your shoulders? 607 00:27:12,044 --> 00:27:13,764 No, I don't. I'm just a hard worker! 608 00:27:13,764 --> 00:27:15,764 A hard worker. A hard worker. 609 00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:17,444 IAIN: I've been following Will's workout routine, 610 00:27:17,444 --> 00:27:27,884 and I can bench three sheep. 611 00:27:27,884 --> 00:27:30,284 The Islanders were far too relaxed earlier this week, 612 00:27:30,284 --> 00:27:31,724 so I sent in a text. 613 00:27:31,724 --> 00:27:33,444 TEXT ALERT 614 00:27:33,444 --> 00:27:35,844 Always works. 615 00:27:35,844 --> 00:27:37,844 It was, of course, dirty dancing, the heart-rate challenge, 616 00:27:37,844 --> 00:27:40,444 and it appeared to be the mere thought of it 617 00:27:40,444 --> 00:27:42,724 that was enough to send some of the Islanders' pulses racing. 618 00:27:42,724 --> 00:27:44,244 What am I gonna do to Ron? 619 00:27:44,244 --> 00:27:46,484 Hmm? Something he's never gonna forget. 620 00:27:46,484 --> 00:27:49,324 You're gonna get him up? Yeah. 621 00:27:49,324 --> 00:27:51,164 I'm gonna have to do something. 622 00:27:51,164 --> 00:27:52,644 Lay him down. Waaaggh! 623 00:27:52,644 --> 00:27:55,164 THEY GIGGLE 624 00:27:55,164 --> 00:27:56,804 Warn him. Warn him! 625 00:27:56,804 --> 00:27:58,244 Not like that. Warn him first. 626 00:27:58,244 --> 00:27:59,924 No, no, no, go on top of him. 627 00:27:59,924 --> 00:28:01,684 Do you think? And just straddle? 628 00:28:01,684 --> 00:28:03,284 Yeah, yeah, straddle him. 629 00:28:03,284 --> 00:28:06,364 Straddle him, kiss him. Hmm. 630 00:28:06,364 --> 00:28:08,084 Kiss him all up the neck, kiss him all up here, 631 00:28:08,084 --> 00:28:09,644 and then kiss his face. 632 00:28:09,644 --> 00:28:11,164 OK. Yeah. 633 00:28:11,164 --> 00:28:13,004 And then... Sit down. 634 00:28:13,004 --> 00:28:15,884 And then after you've done straddling him... Yeah. 635 00:28:15,884 --> 00:28:17,604 Go down... Yeah. 636 00:28:17,604 --> 00:28:20,644 And then get up, and then walk away. OK. 637 00:28:20,644 --> 00:28:22,404 Save him till last. That's the last one? Yeah. 638 00:28:22,404 --> 00:28:24,764 And make sure you really stick out your arse as you walk away. 639 00:28:24,764 --> 00:28:26,964 What arse? 640 00:28:26,964 --> 00:28:30,484 THEY LAUGH 641 00:28:30,484 --> 00:28:32,684 Just have fun with it, man. 642 00:28:32,684 --> 00:28:34,044 How do you even get your hip out, like that? 643 00:28:34,044 --> 00:28:37,324 Have you seen that...? 644 00:28:37,324 --> 00:28:41,244 When you sit backwards on someone, like this way, 645 00:28:41,244 --> 00:28:44,204 what do you do? 646 00:28:44,204 --> 00:28:45,724 Do you know what I mean? 647 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,284 Just move your bum. Yeah, like... 648 00:28:47,284 --> 00:28:48,844 What if you haven't got one? 649 00:28:48,844 --> 00:28:50,524 I'm hot. Yeah. 650 00:28:50,524 --> 00:28:54,124 Like... 651 00:28:54,124 --> 00:28:55,764 Shakety shake shake. Shakety shake shake. 652 00:28:55,764 --> 00:28:57,444 And then... What am I doing when I'm here? 653 00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:59,764 Erm... Bending over... 654 00:28:59,764 --> 00:29:01,644 Yeah, and touch the floor. 655 00:29:01,644 --> 00:29:05,724 Bend over, touch the floor, flick hair back up. 656 00:29:05,724 --> 00:29:07,804 OK, let me try it. 657 00:29:07,804 --> 00:29:11,244 So go like that... 658 00:29:11,244 --> 00:29:13,204 Put your head down. That feels weird. 659 00:29:13,204 --> 00:29:14,764 Does it look weird? Nah. 660 00:29:14,764 --> 00:29:17,044 That does not work. 661 00:29:17,044 --> 00:29:21,204 So am I just like doing some hip circles? 662 00:29:21,204 --> 00:29:23,284 But, like, just that, just like that. 663 00:29:23,284 --> 00:29:24,844 Relax, though, no facial expressions! 664 00:29:24,844 --> 00:29:30,164 No, the facial expression is a bit, bro. 665 00:29:30,164 --> 00:29:35,844 Why has he always got his arm out like this? He's like... 666 00:29:35,844 --> 00:29:37,124 I'm having palpitations. 667 00:29:37,124 --> 00:29:39,124 I'm having palpitations! 668 00:29:39,124 --> 00:29:41,364 I'm having palpitations! 669 00:29:41,364 --> 00:29:43,284 Just what you're doing, whatever you're thinking, 670 00:29:43,284 --> 00:29:48,924 just slow it down and be gentle. Shall I just like...? 671 00:29:48,924 --> 00:29:50,924 LAUGHTER 672 00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:52,164 IAIN: And of course a night like this 673 00:29:52,164 --> 00:29:54,124 doesn't come without a few wardrobe malfunctions 674 00:29:54,124 --> 00:29:56,764 Harder. 675 00:29:56,764 --> 00:29:58,164 LAUGHTER 676 00:29:58,164 --> 00:29:59,764 I don't know how you look at me directly in the eyes. 677 00:29:59,764 --> 00:30:00,764 Harder. Harder. 678 00:30:00,764 --> 00:30:03,004 Keep going. Keep going. 679 00:30:03,004 --> 00:30:05,004 That's gonna break... Oh, it's broken! 680 00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:07,404 You boys rule! 681 00:30:07,404 --> 00:30:10,524 ALL BARKING, GRUNTING 682 00:30:10,524 --> 00:30:13,924 Oi, shut it. 683 00:30:13,924 --> 00:30:18,844 Because it's time to strut it. It's showtime. 684 00:30:18,844 --> 00:30:20,044 # I'm gonna make you sweat 685 00:30:20,044 --> 00:30:22,524 # Dripping and dropping And soaking wet 686 00:30:22,524 --> 00:30:23,644 # Put your body to the test 687 00:30:23,644 --> 00:30:24,804 # I'm gonna make you sweat now, baby 688 00:30:24,804 --> 00:30:26,604 # I'm gonna make you sweat 689 00:30:26,604 --> 00:30:28,564 # Dripping and dropping And soaking wet 690 00:30:28,564 --> 00:30:30,564 # Put your body to the test 691 00:30:30,564 --> 00:30:33,164 # I'm gonna make you sweat now, baby 692 00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:34,484 # Dripping and dropping And soaking wet 693 00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:36,604 # Put your body to the test 694 00:30:36,604 --> 00:30:38,324 # I'm gonna make you sweat now, baby 695 00:30:38,324 --> 00:30:41,164 # I'm gonna make you sweat 696 00:30:41,164 --> 00:30:43,444 # Dripping and dropping And soaking wet 697 00:30:43,444 --> 00:30:46,284 # Put your body to the test 698 00:30:46,284 --> 00:30:48,324 # I'm gonna make you sweat now, baby 699 00:30:48,324 --> 00:30:50,244 # I'm gonna make you sweat. # 700 00:30:50,244 --> 00:30:52,204 After the boys had finished flailing around in fancy dress, 701 00:30:52,204 --> 00:30:54,484 the girls showed them how it was done. 702 00:30:54,484 --> 00:30:56,964 # Don't I make it look easy, baby? Ah, huh 703 00:30:56,964 --> 00:30:59,924 # I'm good at keeping my cool Good at keeping my cool 704 00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:03,204 # Don't I make it look easy, baby? Ah, ah 705 00:31:03,204 --> 00:31:06,004 # Well, I'm fooling you 706 00:31:06,004 --> 00:31:09,044 # Don't I make it look easy, baby? Ah, ah 707 00:31:09,044 --> 00:31:12,244 # I'm good at keeping my cool Good at keeping my cool 708 00:31:12,244 --> 00:31:14,884 # Don't I make it look easy, baby? Ah, ah 709 00:31:14,884 --> 00:31:18,644 # Well, I'm fooling you. # 710 00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:24,364 And everybody's faces dropped when Claudia bombshelled herself in. 711 00:31:24,364 --> 00:31:26,484 ALL SHRIEKING I told you! 712 00:31:26,484 --> 00:31:31,684 And how were all the other girls? We were great. 713 00:31:31,684 --> 00:31:33,284 Shush, man. Sorry! 714 00:31:33,284 --> 00:31:36,204 Clearly Claudia caused some of the girls to see red, 715 00:31:36,204 --> 00:31:43,204 and I'm not talking about the dress. 716 00:31:43,204 --> 00:31:45,124 In this next clip, we are showing you a world exclusive 717 00:31:45,124 --> 00:31:51,324 from the newly-formed beanbag boyband called Yellow. 718 00:31:51,324 --> 00:31:54,644 RAPS: # Three boys on the beanbags 719 00:31:54,644 --> 00:31:57,484 # We're chilling Why? Cos we are the chill boys 720 00:31:57,484 --> 00:31:59,324 # We're the chill boys 721 00:31:59,324 --> 00:32:00,844 # We're the, we're the chill boys Uh 722 00:32:00,844 --> 00:32:03,604 # On the beanbags With the chill boys Yeah 723 00:32:03,604 --> 00:32:05,444 # Chilling out over here Is what we do Uh-huh 724 00:32:05,444 --> 00:32:07,924 # Chilling out here is what we do What we do 725 00:32:07,924 --> 00:32:11,724 # And I'm down in the dumps 726 00:32:11,724 --> 00:32:15,364 # I said I'm down in the dumps 727 00:32:15,364 --> 00:32:19,284 # He said he's down, he's down He's down in the dumps 728 00:32:19,284 --> 00:32:21,484 # He said he's down in the dumps Oh, baby. # 729 00:32:21,484 --> 00:32:23,444 Kai? 730 00:32:23,444 --> 00:32:26,524 Just go with your heart, mate. OK, should I just go for it? Yeah. 731 00:32:26,524 --> 00:32:29,164 Just go for it, bro. Let loose. 732 00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:31,884 # I just wanna a find a girl to love 733 00:32:31,884 --> 00:32:34,484 # Want her to give me as much As I... give her. # 734 00:32:34,484 --> 00:32:40,364 Yeah. LAUGHTER 735 00:32:40,364 --> 00:32:46,444 Even the Love Island golden goblet can't take no more of that. 736 00:32:46,444 --> 00:32:56,150 More Unseen Bits after the break. 737 00:32:56,150 --> 00:32:58,510 # I like me when I'm with you... # 738 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:01,390 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 739 00:33:01,390 --> 00:33:05,910 Where the unaired clips are always minty-fresh. 740 00:33:05,910 --> 00:33:07,430 Gargle the mouthwash. 741 00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:09,830 GARGLES 742 00:33:09,830 --> 00:33:12,390 It's all good, clean fun. 743 00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:15,110 Well, fairly clean. 744 00:33:15,110 --> 00:33:17,030 Ew! 745 00:33:17,030 --> 00:33:19,830 So get involved and follow our lead. 746 00:33:19,830 --> 00:33:22,070 Simon says hands up. Simon says hands down. Hands back up. 747 00:33:22,070 --> 00:33:25,910 Oh, very good. 748 00:33:25,910 --> 00:33:29,390 Right, Simon says... do this with your feet. 749 00:33:29,390 --> 00:33:30,990 Simon says hands in the air. 750 00:33:30,990 --> 00:33:33,710 Simon says hands down. 751 00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:35,150 Simon says hands up, hands back down. 752 00:33:35,150 --> 00:33:36,910 Simon says hands up, keep them up. 753 00:33:36,910 --> 00:33:38,830 Now jump like this, now jump like this. 754 00:33:38,830 --> 00:33:42,150 You lot are all shit. He didn't say "Simon says". 755 00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:43,590 You're out, you're out. 756 00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:45,270 Come on. It's me and Kai. 757 00:33:45,270 --> 00:33:46,830 Just you too? All right. Simon says jump like me. 758 00:33:46,830 --> 00:33:50,190 Simon says hands in the air. Simon says hands down. 759 00:33:50,190 --> 00:33:53,830 Simon says hands down. They're both at a house-tech rave now. 760 00:33:53,830 --> 00:33:56,910 ALL: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! 761 00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:58,910 IAIN: OK, that's enough of that. Play the next one. 762 00:33:58,910 --> 00:34:00,990 I said play the next one. 763 00:34:00,990 --> 00:34:02,950 Fine. Simon says play the next one. 764 00:34:02,950 --> 00:34:05,750 In this unseen bit, 765 00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:08,750 the Islanders are reminiscing about last night's heartrate challenge. 766 00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:13,030 His face when you took him to the middle was jokes. 767 00:34:13,030 --> 00:34:15,510 Why, what was he doing? 768 00:34:15,510 --> 00:34:18,270 Really? When I crawled to him? Literally. 769 00:34:18,270 --> 00:34:21,670 You were in front and you couldn't see it 770 00:34:21,670 --> 00:34:21,790 and he 771 00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:21,910 and he was 772 00:34:21,910 --> 00:34:22,110 and he was like, 773 00:34:22,110 --> 00:34:22,310 and he was like, to 774 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:22,430 and he was like, to the 775 00:34:22,430 --> 00:34:23,950 and he was like, to the boys... 776 00:34:23,950 --> 00:34:24,150 and he was like, to the boys... 777 00:34:24,150 --> 00:34:25,510 When I was going down from the front? 778 00:34:25,510 --> 00:34:27,310 And then I jumped up on him, yeah. Too funny, man. 779 00:34:27,310 --> 00:34:29,310 Everyone's face, like, during the challenges, was creased. 780 00:34:29,310 --> 00:34:36,270 Ron, when Lana got out, I could see his jaw did not move. 781 00:34:36,270 --> 00:34:37,550 Any girl that came up to me, I went... 782 00:34:37,550 --> 00:34:41,750 Do you know what I wanted to do but didn't bring out? 783 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:44,030 I wanted to do this. 784 00:34:44,030 --> 00:34:45,990 Oh, my God, Will, just get it away. 785 00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:48,390 Ugh. 786 00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:50,990 Mate, if you did that, I would have died. 787 00:34:50,990 --> 00:34:52,870 Wait, did you do the worm? Someone did the worm. 788 00:34:52,870 --> 00:34:55,750 Oh, my God, it was Jordan. Jordan did it. 789 00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:59,750 Jordan did the worm, yeah. Imagine if someone did this. 790 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:03,670 Ballet. 791 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:05,070 OLIVIA LAUGHS 792 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:06,630 It was his bum yesterday that just killed me. 793 00:35:06,630 --> 00:35:10,270 I was practising that spin so much. That's how I walked out the door. 794 00:35:10,270 --> 00:35:11,950 You're actually a good dancer. 795 00:35:11,950 --> 00:35:13,430 No, I can't even tell you what I did. 796 00:35:13,430 --> 00:35:16,030 I actually reckon you'd make a good dancer. 797 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:19,630 IAIN: You're right, Jessie. 798 00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:21,110 His signature move would be the "farm-enco". 799 00:35:21,110 --> 00:35:29,190 You are welcome. 800 00:35:29,190 --> 00:35:31,950 Now, in my experience, 801 00:35:31,950 --> 00:35:34,230 if you see the vision of a white sheet 802 00:35:34,230 --> 00:35:36,150 moving around in the dead of night in the villa, 803 00:35:36,150 --> 00:35:39,550 it usually means one of our couples is getting frisky, 804 00:35:39,550 --> 00:35:41,710 but it could also be something far more spooky. 805 00:35:41,710 --> 00:35:43,470 Do you believe in ghosts? 806 00:35:43,470 --> 00:35:45,510 I've had weird dreams, 807 00:35:45,510 --> 00:35:48,190 and my friend has had the same person in her dreams. 808 00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:50,190 We call him the Top Hat Man. 809 00:35:50,190 --> 00:35:52,550 Whoa, that's creepy. 810 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:55,550 So, one day... Top Hat Man? 811 00:35:55,550 --> 00:35:58,350 No, no, I'd never, ever go to sleep ever again. 812 00:35:58,350 --> 00:36:01,470 I was asleep in my bed, right? 813 00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:04,750 And then the door opened, and this Top Hat Man walked in, looked at me, 814 00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:07,510 but it was like a shadow. 815 00:36:07,510 --> 00:36:10,310 And then he jumped into me, and I woke up like that. 816 00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:12,350 And that I realised that it didn't happen, but it felt so real. 817 00:36:12,350 --> 00:36:16,030 And it was a dream? Yeah. 818 00:36:16,030 --> 00:36:19,230 Then I got a housemate, and she fucking tells me 819 00:36:19,230 --> 00:36:21,470 that the same thing happened and she was screaming. 820 00:36:21,470 --> 00:36:23,950 I'm like, "What's wrong?" 821 00:36:23,950 --> 00:36:28,590 And then she was like, "A guy with a top hat came in and jumped on me." 822 00:36:28,590 --> 00:36:30,310 Like the Monopoly man? That gave me goose bumps, that. 823 00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:31,750 Did he come up to you, then? 824 00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:33,070 No, he walked in. Show me how he walked in. 825 00:36:33,070 --> 00:36:37,750 Shall I pretend to be him, with gloves on? 826 00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:43,430 He went away from my door and he just went like this. 827 00:36:43,430 --> 00:36:44,950 Oh! 828 00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:46,470 And I was, like... WHIMPERS 829 00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:49,390 And then I woke up and I was, like... 830 00:36:49,390 --> 00:36:51,590 Let me try and be him. Oh, my God, I was scared. 831 00:36:51,590 --> 00:36:55,950 Now I actually can't sleep. He's so excited. 832 00:36:55,950 --> 00:36:59,670 I don't know why the gloves scare me. 833 00:36:59,670 --> 00:37:04,550 I feel like I've got a new fear, and it's Tom with black gloves on. 834 00:37:04,550 --> 00:37:09,070 SQUEALS 835 00:37:09,070 --> 00:37:12,230 IAIN: I did see a couple of terrifying "ghoulies" 836 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,990 in the bathroom. 837 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:16,430 It's my own fault for watching while Ron was getting out of the shower. 838 00:37:16,430 --> 00:37:23,630 Frightened the life out of me, so it did. 839 00:37:23,630 --> 00:37:25,190 IAIN: In this next unseen clip, 840 00:37:25,190 --> 00:37:27,270 our Islanders are trying to see things from a different angle. 841 00:37:27,270 --> 00:37:30,030 Oh, God, guys, come and look this way. 842 00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:34,030 It's so beautiful when you see the sky, like, just the sky. 843 00:37:34,030 --> 00:37:38,630 Come and look. 844 00:37:38,630 --> 00:37:40,230 Both of you. 845 00:37:40,230 --> 00:37:41,870 Like, just look at the sky. 846 00:37:41,870 --> 00:37:46,390 Oh, my God, that looks so weird. 847 00:37:46,390 --> 00:37:48,230 Don't you think it looks so beautiful? 848 00:37:48,230 --> 00:37:51,310 LAUGHTER 849 00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:52,950 Now do you feel like you're on cloud nine? 850 00:37:52,950 --> 00:37:56,870 Your banter is so shit. 851 00:37:56,870 --> 00:38:00,430 LAUGHTER 852 00:38:00,430 --> 00:38:03,230 Samie, come and do this. 853 00:38:03,230 --> 00:38:05,430 Samie, try and squeeze on. What is this game? 854 00:38:05,430 --> 00:38:07,750 I said to them, "Come and look, yeah?" Lay like this. 855 00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:13,750 Look at how beautiful it is. You've got to look this way. This is great. 856 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:18,710 Look, it's so nice. Yeah, I can see, it's lovely. 857 00:38:18,710 --> 00:38:20,870 Oh, my God, look at the mountain. 858 00:38:20,870 --> 00:38:23,630 It looks like the palm trees are gonna hit our heads. 859 00:38:23,630 --> 00:38:25,990 Right, Samie, you might know this, are they mountains or cliffs? 860 00:38:25,990 --> 00:38:27,310 Mountains. 861 00:38:27,310 --> 00:38:29,710 But if you stood at the edge of a mountain, 862 00:38:29,710 --> 00:38:33,830 wouldn't you be standing on a cliff side? 863 00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:36,870 Then you get to the... Mountain's edge. Yeah. 864 00:38:36,870 --> 00:38:38,750 Thank you, Samie. What's a cliff, then? 865 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:40,430 A cliff is a cliff. A cliff is like a smaller... 866 00:38:40,430 --> 00:38:46,430 A cliff doesn't have a mountain top. Yeah, thank you. 867 00:38:46,430 --> 00:38:47,550 A cliff is... 868 00:38:47,550 --> 00:38:49,750 Like a big hill. Yeah, but it's like... 869 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:53,310 Mountains are a certain height, aren't they? Ish? 870 00:38:53,310 --> 00:38:59,310 Yeah, but also, a mountain has a top, tipping point. Has a peak? 871 00:38:59,310 --> 00:39:01,150 Yeah, has a peak. A cliff doesn't have a peak. 872 00:39:01,150 --> 00:39:02,910 The peak is, like, you're gonna fall off the edge. 873 00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:04,830 Don't you think it would be really cute 874 00:39:04,830 --> 00:39:06,350 to eat a dinner on top of that mountain? 875 00:39:06,350 --> 00:39:07,790 No, I thought you was gonna say, 876 00:39:07,790 --> 00:39:13,870 "Imagine having, like, a date on a cloud." 877 00:39:13,870 --> 00:39:17,550 IAIN: And it wasn't long before the whole villa was turned on its head 878 00:39:17,550 --> 00:39:20,270 with a shock re-coupling. 879 00:39:20,270 --> 00:39:22,990 So, the girl I would like to couple up with is... 880 00:39:22,990 --> 00:39:26,230 Jordan chose Ellie, which saw Tanyel pack her bags. 881 00:39:26,230 --> 00:39:28,310 I ain't gonna pack my bags. 882 00:39:28,310 --> 00:39:30,070 The other girls packed her bags, actually. 883 00:39:30,070 --> 00:39:31,950 Er, Tanyel... what is this? 884 00:39:31,950 --> 00:39:34,510 Who's gonna thread my eyebrows? 885 00:39:34,510 --> 00:39:36,350 Oh, I love you! 886 00:39:36,350 --> 00:39:38,110 And she was dumped from the villa. 887 00:39:38,110 --> 00:39:41,030 I hope it ain't the same without me. 888 00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:43,430 But that wasn't the end of the story, 889 00:39:43,430 --> 00:39:45,670 as a few days later, Jordan and Ellie were hot on the heels 890 00:39:45,670 --> 00:39:47,110 when they were voted least compatible couple 891 00:39:47,110 --> 00:39:58,710 and also dumped from the villa. 892 00:39:58,710 --> 00:40:07,310 It's time now for... 893 00:40:07,310 --> 00:40:08,670 And this time, I asked them all to tell me 894 00:40:08,670 --> 00:40:12,910 their most embarrassing moments. 895 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,950 Oh, no. 896 00:40:15,950 --> 00:40:18,750 Let's have a think. 897 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:22,310 I once went to work and went to, like, take my coat off, 898 00:40:22,310 --> 00:40:23,790 so I took everything out of my pocket 899 00:40:23,790 --> 00:40:26,190 and a pair of knickers fell on the floor 900 00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:29,070 in front of all the big bosses. 901 00:40:29,070 --> 00:40:31,830 SHE LAUGHS 902 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:34,950 Do you know what? I don't say I get embarrassed too easy. 903 00:40:34,950 --> 00:40:38,870 I embarrass myself all the time. 904 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:41,430 Like, there are literally too many to list. 905 00:40:41,430 --> 00:40:43,470 So, I don't like blood as it is, 906 00:40:43,470 --> 00:40:45,190 and I went into the doctor and got my blood taken. 907 00:40:45,190 --> 00:40:49,830 Next thing I know, I've woken up with about three doctors around me. 908 00:40:49,830 --> 00:40:52,110 I'm wearing these grey trackie bottoms, 909 00:40:52,110 --> 00:40:56,590 and there's just a puddle right... All over here. 910 00:40:56,590 --> 00:40:59,390 I went on my break across the street. 911 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:02,190 I fell asleep. 912 00:41:02,190 --> 00:41:03,630 I didn't come back for, like, three hours. 913 00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:07,190 They were literally this close to calling the police 914 00:41:07,190 --> 00:41:10,070 cos they thought I got kidnapped. 915 00:41:10,070 --> 00:41:12,190 End of the game, all the fans were on t'pitch, 916 00:41:12,190 --> 00:41:14,030 cos you do when you've won the league, 917 00:41:14,030 --> 00:41:15,910 and when I'm going up for the trophy, 918 00:41:15,910 --> 00:41:17,670 this chant starts going round, 919 00:41:17,670 --> 00:41:19,510 "He shags who he wants, he shags who he wants, 920 00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:24,230 "Tommy Clare, he shags who he wants." 921 00:41:24,230 --> 00:41:25,870 I could see my mum and dad trying to laugh it off, 922 00:41:25,870 --> 00:41:28,110 but inside they're like, "What's that?" 923 00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:30,390 Obviously, being a rugby boy, like, the socials and the initiations, 924 00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:32,550 they get a bit hectic. 925 00:41:32,550 --> 00:41:36,390 This one time, I went out in a pink dress, managed to pull a girl. 926 00:41:36,390 --> 00:41:38,190 The next day, I had to do walk of shame in a dress. 927 00:41:38,190 --> 00:41:39,670 I once went home with a guy after a night out. 928 00:41:39,670 --> 00:41:43,310 And he head-butted me, by accident, obviously. 929 00:41:43,310 --> 00:41:46,790 And my nose just decided to stream with blood. 930 00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:48,390 I went on a date with a guy, right, 931 00:41:48,390 --> 00:41:50,430 and we were going to a sauna, and I needed to go to the bathroom. 932 00:41:50,430 --> 00:41:53,230 I went into the door and the lights were turned off, 933 00:41:53,230 --> 00:41:55,510 shut the door behind me. 934 00:41:55,510 --> 00:41:57,790 Turns out I've locked myself in a closet, 935 00:41:57,790 --> 00:41:59,910 and the guy I'm on a date with 936 00:41:59,910 --> 00:42:04,510 literally thought I was doing a shit. 937 00:42:04,510 --> 00:42:07,390 Yeah, so, I was on a date with this guy once. 938 00:42:07,390 --> 00:42:11,470 I started to feel really, really ill at the dinner table. 939 00:42:11,470 --> 00:42:12,830 My stomach started hurting. 940 00:42:12,830 --> 00:42:14,750 So I went to the toilet. 941 00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:17,710 I was in there for, like, 20 minutes, half an hour at a time. 942 00:42:17,710 --> 00:42:19,150 Got sick everywhere, threw up my whole meal. 943 00:42:19,150 --> 00:42:22,310 Oh, this is so grim. 944 00:42:22,310 --> 00:42:24,470 Probably not my best date. 945 00:42:24,470 --> 00:42:26,310 Cleaned myself up like nothing happened. 946 00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:28,270 Obviously I didn't have a toothbrush or anything. 947 00:42:28,270 --> 00:42:32,990 And I gave him a kiss after the date. 948 00:42:32,990 --> 00:42:35,430 There's probably been occasions where I should've been embarrassed, 949 00:42:35,430 --> 00:42:42,150 but, hey, if you own it, then you can't get embarrassed. 950 00:42:42,150 --> 00:42:43,790 IAIN: That's all, folks. 951 00:42:43,790 --> 00:42:51,830 Tune in next week for another instalment of... 952 00:42:51,830 --> 00:42:53,390 Unfortunately, due to budgetary cutbacks, 953 00:42:53,390 --> 00:42:56,550 Love Island has been forced to economise. 954 00:42:56,550 --> 00:42:58,190 So, to save money, we've sacked Pete the cameraman 955 00:42:58,190 --> 00:43:01,230 and asked Tom and Samie to film on their phones instead. 956 00:43:01,230 --> 00:43:03,870 We're just, yeah, having a little insight 957 00:43:03,870 --> 00:43:08,110 into what the conversations are going down tonight. 958 00:43:08,110 --> 00:43:09,270 We've got Kai, and he's up there. 959 00:43:09,270 --> 00:43:12,510 A bit of head nodding. Oh! Who is he with, though? 960 00:43:12,510 --> 00:43:14,990 Oh! That head keeps going up and down. 961 00:43:14,990 --> 00:43:18,670 That don't look right. We've got the married couple. 962 00:43:18,670 --> 00:43:22,070 Mum and Dad. Having a debrief. 963 00:43:22,070 --> 00:43:26,310 And then... The lads! 964 00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:27,910 Little handshake, little fist bump. 965 00:43:27,910 --> 00:43:29,950 There's someone's bum there now. 966 00:43:29,950 --> 00:43:32,070 Hands in pockets. Oh, he's checking someone out. 967 00:43:32,070 --> 00:43:35,190 How do we flip this, Samie? 968 00:43:35,190 --> 00:43:36,950 No, you just take a photo. 969 00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:39,470 Another photo. You just took two photos. 970 00:43:39,470 --> 00:43:40,990 How do you flip it, though? You can't. 971 00:43:40,990 --> 00:43:42,830 We have to... Right, we'll be back, guys. 972 00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:45,310 IAIN: What's next? Islanders doing their own sarcastic voice-over? 973 00:43:45,310 --> 00:43:48,350 Someone has to take a stand. So, that's enough of that. 974 00:43:48,350 --> 00:43:52,150 Perfect time to end the show. See you all next week.