1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:04,440 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome to Love island Unseen Bits 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:07,120 With four new bombshells... 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:08,240 BOTH: G'day, mate! 4 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,680 CHEERING 5 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:15,760 ..and three Islanders dumped. Anna-May and Haris. 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:21,600 But now, it's time to go... # Bonkers! # 7 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:28,480 It's Saturday, put on your glad rags, grab a drink... 8 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:31,160 Do you want a tea out the dog's bowl? 9 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:36,760 ..and dance like no-one's watching. If in doubt, dance like Will. 10 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,760 CHANTING 11 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:43,240 It's time to spin, jump around and move it. 12 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:46,800 As our Islanders do big noo-noos. 13 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:49,520 What is a noo-noo? Is it a vagina? 14 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,080 Wow, this lot are bonkers. # Bonkers! # 15 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:55,720 So hold on tight... Argh! 16 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,160 ..free your spirit animals... 17 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,160 THEY SCREAM Ow. 18 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:03,880 It's time to embrace all things bonkers. 19 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,720 BURPS You're a badass bitch. 20 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:09,480 This is Love Island Unseen Bits. 21 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,520 # We're in this villa In South Africa! # 22 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:14,040 LAUGHTER 23 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,720 # You gotta believe when I say 24 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:33,080 # Trust in me Cos I'll always be there. # 25 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,600 IAIN: Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits. 26 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,800 And we hip. Hip, hip, hip. And we hip. And we hair. 27 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,360 And we get down to the floor. 28 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,520 It's time to look at things through a different lens 29 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,320 and see another side of your Islanders. 30 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,560 Love it. It's all good? 31 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,120 You wanna stay there? THEY CHUCKLE 32 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:59,000 Here at Unseen Bits, we're edgy. 33 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,320 HE GASPS 34 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,720 Oh, my God, thank you. Thank you. Oh! Ooh! 35 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:08,440 We just dive straight in and shock you. 36 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:10,400 SHE SCREAMS Whoa! 37 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:12,320 LAUGHING: It's gone now. 38 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,360 HE LAUGHS It's gone now. 39 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,720 And we're never scared to question the unquestionable. 40 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,600 I think it's weird how everyone says, 41 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,920 "Do you wanna come for a chat?" instead of summat else. 42 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:23,960 What do you mean? 43 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,240 Like, how everyone says, "Do you wanna come for a chat?" 44 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:29,000 Instead of, "Do you wanna come and talk?" or summat like that. 45 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,520 You can say, "Do you wanna come and talk?" if you want. 46 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,600 So sit back for the next hour... 47 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,840 Oh, my God! Will! 48 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:41,720 ..and let the Bits do the talking. 49 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,360 Yes! 50 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,440 # I will always be there. # 51 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,080 Here in South Africa, we have a huge team 52 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,800 of full-time professionals coming up with all sorts of fun 53 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,520 and original games and challenges for our Islanders to play. 54 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,200 However, after seeing this unseen clip, 55 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,720 I don't know why they bother. 56 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:05,840 Oh, I like that game where you say, like, say, like, countries 57 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,240 that start with this or colours that start with this 58 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,000 and the person that's out's out. When you go round. We can do that. 59 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,560 That's, like, you have to be smart for that though, man. Innit? 60 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,240 What, countries that start with a C?! I'm not that smart, like. 61 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,000 Will, you're not smart? Colombria. Colombria?! 62 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,560 LAUGHTER 63 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:24,120 She made up a country there. I have never been there, Colombria. 64 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,480 LAUGHING: Colombia! I've never been there before, what's it saying? 65 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:31,480 All right, let's start associations. Go on, you start, Lana. 66 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:34,840 Erm... Swimming. Pool. 67 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,320 Hot. Wet. 68 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,320 Summer. Chlorine. 69 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,720 How is summer and chlorine...? You're in a pool. 70 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,920 Chlorine's in a pool. You're out! Shaq, you're out. 71 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:48,320 Nah, that's not fair! Can I carry on? Chlorine. Strong. 72 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,280 Weak. What? 73 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:57,280 RAUCOUS LAUGHTER 74 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,800 He said nothing. He was, like, "Uh-uh-uh..." 75 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:03,840 It was stuck in my belly. I was trying to get it out. "Ut! Ut!" 76 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,480 Right, start again, then. 77 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,480 Shall I just pick a new one now? Yeah. 78 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,680 All right. Er... villa. 79 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,800 Love. 80 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,680 Love Island. 81 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,560 Graft. 82 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,160 ALL: Wahey! 83 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,320 On job. 84 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,880 Game. 85 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,760 Olivia. 86 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,400 LAUGHTER 87 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:25,160 Yes, honey. Yes. 88 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,680 Jealous. 89 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,600 O-o-o-oh! 90 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:32,280 IAIN: I love word association games so much. 91 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:35,000 I'm gonna play it with myself. OK, I'll start. 92 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,240 New. Exclusive. 93 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:40,040 Unseen. Cabbage. 94 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,120 D'oh, it's harder than it looks. Roll VT. 95 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,480 Now, we send our Islanders on loads of dates 96 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:56,120 during their stay in the villa, 97 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:59,760 but we never stop to ask them what they'd like to do. 98 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,560 Until now. 99 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,800 Ron, what do you like to do on a first date? 100 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,280 And keep it clean. 101 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:09,680 I'd wanna do stuff that I... I'd wanna do proper fun stuff, I think. 102 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,080 Yeah. And then food. 103 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,600 And a few drinks. Yeah. 104 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,080 And then see what happened after the drinks. 105 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,560 LAUGHTER 106 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,240 So, what do you drink? What's your go-to? 107 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,200 I do love a pint. I love a pint. Do you? 108 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,280 Strawberry daiquiri? In the summer. 109 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:26,520 Espresso martini. 110 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,280 No. Cos I don't drink coffee. I don't. 111 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:31,920 Are you joking? You've literally got a coffee right now. 112 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,720 I say I don't drink coffee, but I don't really count it 113 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:38,040 cos it's an ice coffee and I feel like a little bit of a kid. 114 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,520 Fair enough. Taste it, it's actually really shit. 115 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,000 I thought you were gonna say really nice. 116 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,720 What milk is it? Low-fat. 117 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,480 I don't drink milk. 118 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:48,840 You don't drink milk? No. 119 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,440 You have milk in your coffee. I made you one this morning. 120 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,280 With normal milk? No, it was oat milk. 121 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,360 Yeah. That's milk. 122 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,880 No, it's oat milk. 123 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,520 I don't drink normal milk. OK. 124 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,520 Well, you know it's got the word "milk" in it, 125 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,720 so you know it's a milk, right? Are you joking? 126 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:07,320 Otherwise they'd just call it oat cream or, like, oat liquid. 127 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,880 Not oat milk. 128 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,000 Do you know normal milk comes from a cow? 129 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:15,320 Yeah, obviously. So, where does oat milk come from? 130 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,720 I'm not even gonna bother. It comes from oats. 131 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:23,200 Yeah, but it's still a version of milk. But it just comes from oats. 132 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:29,360 Rather than cows. No, but the difference is one comes from cows. 133 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,720 Yes. And one is oats. 134 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,760 Yes, but they're still called milk. 135 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,120 You're silly. That's not right. I don't know. Do you know what? 136 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,120 I feel like I've got dumber, talking to you. I actually do. 137 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,880 Agh! What are you doing? 138 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,000 IAIN: No, Lana, Ron is correct. 139 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:49,400 They actually make oat milk by squeezing the teeny, tiny udders 140 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:53,720 on the oats every day into a teeny, tiny bucket. 141 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:57,160 You learn something new every time on this show. 142 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:05,120 Remember when Tom and Olivia were coupled up together? 143 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,040 Nah, me neither. Well, here's an unseen bit. 144 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:11,360 I think you're a top girl, and I genuinely want the best for you. 145 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:15,280 Thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah. 146 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:18,480 100%. It's a roller-coaster. 147 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:23,120 It's a marathon, not a sprint. Hmm. Yeah. 148 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,600 Do you like hairy legs? No. 149 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,640 Do you not? Hmm... 150 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,000 So you'd rather me shave them? My mum would go mad. 151 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,480 Your mum would go...? I would never shave my legs. 152 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:36,280 OK, not like... No, they're OK. Why? 153 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,240 I don't like a really hairy chest, though, 154 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:41,080 so I'm glad your chest isn't that hairy. 155 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:42,960 What, do you think that's enough? Yeah. 156 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,800 But that length is the same as yours. 157 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,240 Excuse me! You're so rude. 158 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,960 I'm only kidding. 159 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,880 IAIN: Eagle-eyed Unseen Bits viewers 160 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,880 may have noticed Olivia sitting on the yellow beanbag. 161 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,280 Cue the drama! 162 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,120 With the Oscars fast approaching, 163 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:06,120 we had a blockbuster re-coupling of our own earlier this week 164 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,560 as the girls chose their men. 165 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,800 Tom. 166 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,600 And as the curtain fell on David's time in the villa... 167 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,560 CHEERING 168 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,760 ..here's some behind-the-scenes footage 169 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:26,600 of our starlets preparing for their big moment in the spotlight. 170 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,600 I can't look like shit cos then none of the boys are gonna want me. 171 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,480 Not that it's their choice. 172 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:37,320 Don't you just love being in the power? 173 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,960 I wonder if anyone's gonna be in the doghouse, then. 174 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,600 We don't know what's gonna happen. 175 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,960 IAIN: They were going to make a big entrance 176 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:49,000 by walking down a red carpet, but Olivia decided to wear it instead. 177 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,240 Aw. That is gorgeous. 178 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,680 I love. 179 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,280 Ooh, with the gloves as well. 180 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,480 You pull it off. 181 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:03,440 Yeah, that is really nice. That is really, really nice. 182 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,600 And the winner for Best Drama, 183 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:10,520 Filmed In Black And White In Silence And In A Villa, is... 184 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:16,040 SILENT MOVIE PIANO 185 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,720 IAIN: Lying in bed may not seem the best place 186 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:19,800 for an English lesson, but this unseen bits shows 187 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,720 there is never a bad time to learn a new word. 188 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,880 I can't believe you've never heard of a "noo-noo". 189 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,160 Like, something you sleep with. A noo-noo's a fanny. 190 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,360 A what? SHE CHUCKLES 191 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,440 What did you say? Fannies? 192 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:34,400 That's what a noo-noo is! A fanny? Is it?! 193 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,080 I don't think it is, you know. 194 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,200 LAUGHING: It is! 195 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,160 Cos I've just called it a noo-noo my whole life. 196 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,520 Ask them what a noo-noo is. 197 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,920 Ask the girls. What... What is a noo-noo? 198 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,960 What's a noo-noo? What's a noo-noo? 199 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,080 A noo-noo. What would you say noo-noo is? 200 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,960 Is it a vagina? I told you! 201 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,760 I thought it meant like, "noonie". Like, that's a vagina, bro. 202 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,120 I have a blanket which I used to call "Noo-noo". 203 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:59,200 No, I swear it's a vagina. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 204 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,680 Yeah, maybe it... Maybe. 205 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,080 IAIN: I had a comfort blanket when I was a kid, too. 206 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,440 Mine was called "My Mingie". 207 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,360 What's so funny about that?! 208 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,040 My secret stash of sweets went walkabout earlier this week 209 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,080 after this lot stole my wine gums. 210 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,280 Oi! I want them back! 211 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,760 Wow, hasn't Tanyel got hairy legs? 212 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,560 SHAQ LAUGHS 213 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,720 All right, put it on my head, 214 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:29,320 I'll see if I can get it in my mouth without, like... 215 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:32,000 Oh, wait, shall we try and do it without moving...? 216 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,840 OK, go on. All of us? Right, cool. 217 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:35,640 No, but how did they do this? OK. 218 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:37,520 Wait, now let's watch each other do it. 219 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,160 Hey! OK, I need to try... Aw fu... 220 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,640 I did it! No. 221 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,920 It went in my mouth, what do you mean, "no"? 222 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,160 I had Botox, so I can't do much. Aw, for... 223 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:52,800 THEY LAUGH 224 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,640 I can't! I had Botox! Move, man, move! 225 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:58,680 Move, man. Nah, that's so funny. 226 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:01,000 Try this one, as well. 227 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,440 What is that? 228 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,440 SHE GASPS Eurgh! 229 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,440 KAI AND SHAQ LAUGH 230 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,560 Tanyel was like this, yeah, 231 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,440 she was like, "I thought I was just staying still." 232 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,880 So, Tanyel's had Botox. The boys didn't look surprised. 233 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,200 Then again, neither did Tanyel. 234 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:28,680 These male Islanders have bulging biceps, rippling muscles 235 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:32,760 and physiques comparable to bronze gods. 236 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,960 But they also are pretty clever, too. 237 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,560 Here's an unseen bit of Tom and Haris counting from 11 238 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,760 up to... a-argh! 239 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:43,480 Come on, come on, come on. 11, 12... 240 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,160 Come on, come on. TOM BREATHES HEAVILY 241 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,360 13, 14, come on, 15, perfect. 242 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:54,480 16, 17... I want 20. 18, 19... 243 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:55,760 Argh! Come on! 244 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,920 SHOUTING: One more, come on! Argh! 245 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,760 Argh! Argh! 246 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:03,680 Yes! BOTH: Argh! Argh! 247 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:12,080 After pumping iron, Tom moved on to pumping Olivia - not like that! 248 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,160 OLIVIA: Oh, my God. Wow. 249 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,480 Haris, you after. See if you can do it. 250 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:20,160 Aw. I've had a gym sesh. 251 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,720 OLIVIA CLEARS THROAT 252 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,200 TOM: So, that's it, there? Yeah. 253 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,040 Ready? 254 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,360 SHE CHUCKLES Argh! 255 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,480 Go on, bro. Argh! 256 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,840 Whoo! Well done, boys. Will? 257 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,840 Go on, Will can do it. I've just been smashing chest. 258 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,080 Come on, nah, you can do it. 259 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,320 Come on, Will. Right, straight back. 260 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:44,840 You stay there. Go on, get on him. Go on. Go on! 261 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,680 LAUGHTER 262 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,120 Nah, I've been training chest! 263 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,520 LAUGHTER I've been training chest! 264 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,800 IAIN: I'd like to remind everyone watching, 265 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,240 Islanders are not gym equipment. 266 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,320 Time to cool off after that workout with a quick shower. 267 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:15,400 But Lana has beaten me to it. But what happened next? 268 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,800 # Can I be honest? 269 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,240 # I still want your hands Up on my body 270 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,960 # You still make my heart... # 271 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,280 CHEERING 272 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,760 IAIN STIRLING: This is Unseen Bits, 273 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,840 where we're popping the pimple of pomposity 274 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,120 and squeezing the last out of this week's villa action. 275 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,000 I should actually get a job in this, you know. 276 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,600 Do you love it? Popping spots, yeah. 277 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,480 Guaranteed to put a spring in your step... 278 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,120 Whoo! I made it. 279 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:42,000 ..have you jumping for joy... Ah! You're so tall. 280 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,640 ..and keep you on your toes, with all the highbrow chat 281 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,760 from the last week. 282 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:50,080 Imagine having, erm, hands for feet and feet for hands. 283 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,560 I'd rather have hands for feet and hands for hands. 284 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,680 But what you gonna do with feet and feet? 285 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,080 LAUGHTER 286 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,520 # Put your hands up on my body. # 287 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:02,160 IAIN: Before the break, we saw a very clean unseen clip 288 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,600 of Lana about to take a shower. 289 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,160 And I left you hanging high and dry. 290 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,680 Well, here's what happened next. 291 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:14,480 SHOWER SPRAYING 292 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,560 Ooh. 293 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:26,720 So, the shower's just exploded on me, but I can't get in 294 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,920 to turn it off because I've done my hair and make up. 295 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,320 I'll have a look. 296 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,000 Pfft! SHE LAUGHS 297 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,640 Fucking hell. 298 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,320 SHE LAUGHS 299 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,200 Oh. Tom. Ooh. 300 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,280 Pass me something else. Quick, quick. 301 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,960 Argh, fuck. OK, can you get in with that, quick? 302 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,440 Ugh. Thanks, Tom. 303 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,240 LAUGHING: That's all right. 304 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:56,680 I'm not gonna lie, the bathroom's, like... Oh! 305 00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,320 Honestly, that was drama. HE CHUCKLES 306 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,760 IAIN: Yes, there will be drama 307 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,920 if we don't get our deposit back for the villa. 308 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,120 Earlier this week, the Islanders had a pool party, 309 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:19,880 but no good party goes to waste on Love Island without a big twist. 310 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,400 And the villa was rocked by two new arrivals - 311 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:28,160 Jessie and Aaron from Down Under, who came to get lucky. 312 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,040 BOTH: G'day, mate! 313 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,880 Shit. Hello. 314 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,440 Of course, we were always gonna use 315 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:38,440 the most obvious Australian cliches, ever. 316 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,960 But pinky promise, I won't use any more. 317 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,920 And as the Islanders settled down to get to know 318 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,320 their Australian "neighbours"... 319 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,680 NEIGHBOURS THEME TUNE PLAYS 320 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,760 OK, I lied. 321 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,800 # Everybody needs Good neighbours... # 322 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,760 ..say g'day to Harold the Unicorn from Brisbane 323 00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:01,600 and flamingo twins Madge and Charlene from Sydney. 324 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:06,440 AS HAROLD: G'day, Sheila. I got the horn. Give us a kiss. 325 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:10,160 AS CHARLENE: My name's Charlene, you bleedin' drongo. 326 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,480 Right, that's too many broken hearts. 327 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,280 And terrible accents for one week. 328 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:20,000 Do you wanna come Bondi? Tom, put a cork in it. 329 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,760 Maybe borrow one off Jessie's hat. Oh, sorry. 330 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,680 Huh? Do you wanna go Bondi? 331 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,880 Bonda? Bondi Beach. Oh, Bondi. 332 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,400 I thought you said "bunda". That's what I said. 333 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,680 I thought you said Bunda Beach. Where the fuck is that? 334 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,560 Can I go there? LAUGHTER 335 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,720 I was like, I love going there. LAUGHTER 336 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,640 G'day, mate. G'day, mate. 337 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,680 G'day, mate. G'day, mate. 338 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,000 That's actually pretty good. Thanks, babe. 339 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,760 IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: I'm just here with my mate Jessie and Sheila. 340 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,880 LAUGHTER Fuck Sheila. 341 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,840 I can do a good Australian accent, me. Go on. 342 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,640 Give us an Australian accent. Go. Whatever comes to mind. 343 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,280 BAD AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: Foster's, get some Australian in you. 344 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,240 THEY CHUCKLE 345 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,960 I do not sound like that. No, you don't, that's an Australian accent. 346 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,640 SHE LAUGHS 347 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,920 Go again. You tell me something... 348 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,240 Say... I'll say it how you say it. 349 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,720 .."I'm Tom and I'm on Love Island." 350 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,800 I'm Tom... THEY LAUGH 351 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,960 AMERICAN ACCENT: I'm Tom and I'm on Love Island. 352 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,880 THEY LAUGH That's American! 353 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,760 IAIN ATTEMPS AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: My name is Iain and I'm on Love Island. 354 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,640 Yeah, nailed it. Absolutely nailed it. 355 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,840 "What's in a name?" They say. 356 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:34,000 Well, have a look at this unseen clip to find out. 357 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,720 Tom, is your name Thomas or Tom? Thomas. 358 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,240 Aw, Thomas with a T-H? 359 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:43,040 My family call me Thomas, like, it'd feel weird them calling me Tom. 360 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,000 I might call you Thomas. My mum will be like, "You all right, Thomas?" 361 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,200 Or stuff like that. 362 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,360 My full name is Thomas Patrick Clare. 363 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,640 Aw. That's cool. Thomas Clare. 364 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,440 It's short for Clareson. 365 00:18:56,480 --> 00:19:01,560 Do I look like I have a normal last name or an out-there one? 366 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,600 What kind of question is that? 367 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,120 How do you look at someone and say, 368 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,120 "You look like you've got a weird last name." 369 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,760 Go on, what's your last name? Robey. 370 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,360 Robey? Anna-May Robey. That's nice. 371 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,880 Have you got a middle name? No. 372 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,800 Have you? What's your full name, Shaq? 373 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,920 Ishq Mustafa Mikayo Muhammad. 374 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,000 What?! That's a very, like, strong name. 375 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,000 Ishq Mustafa...? ..Mustafa Mikayo Muhammad. Sick. 376 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,320 Oh, wow. 377 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,320 What's yours, bro? Kai Antonio James Fagan. What?! 378 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,120 Kai Antonio James Fagan? Yeah. 379 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,520 Antonio? That's sick. 380 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,080 If your name was Antonio, I would expect you to be a gigolo. 381 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,840 A gigolo? What's that? Fuckin' hell, mate. Cheers (!) 382 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:37,680 What's that? Why, what's a gigolo? 383 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:42,600 IAIN: Shakespeare once wrote, "What's in a name 384 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,920 "that which we call a rose by any other word 385 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,440 "would smell as sweet?" 386 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,520 I have no idea what he was on about. 387 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,040 Earlier in the week, our Aussie bombshells, 388 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,240 Scott and Charlene, I mean Jessie and Aaron, 389 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,600 had a series of hot dates. 390 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:05,880 It was a beautiful setting 391 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,880 and the dates looked absolutely stunning. 392 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,240 A lot of prep and hard work goes into these dates, 393 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,840 and you don't normally get to see behind-the-scenes, 394 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,320 but I'm going to give you a sneaky peek 395 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:19,480 at all those involved in making these dates possible. 396 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:20,960 Let's have a gander. 397 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,720 GEESE GABBLE 398 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:27,080 Here they come, the producing team waddling along. 399 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,840 They have spent weeks scouring the countryside 400 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,560 looking for the perfect spots. 401 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:37,800 And look, there's Gina, Gordon, Gail, Grace, George, Gavin, Gladys 402 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,080 and, of course, Gideon. 403 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:44,120 Well done, guys, fantastic settings, lovely stuff. 404 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,680 Props to the runner, who is utterly unflappable. 405 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,520 And what fantastic work from our very own 406 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:50,960 Director Of Photography. 407 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,360 Thanks, mate, it all looks so beautiful on the screen. 408 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:57,040 And lastly, let's have the director take a bow. 409 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,440 You may think having these geese producing these dates 410 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,960 gave farmer boy Will an unfair advantage, 411 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,080 but that's just proper-gander. 412 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,800 Anyway, here's an unseen clip of Will and Jessie's date. 413 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:13,280 Do alpacas spit on people? They do, yeah, they do. Thought so. 414 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,240 I feel like... GEESE HONK 415 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,640 Sorry, what is that? 416 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,120 It's wishing me luck. 417 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,360 IAIN: That was our sound guy, who always wants the last word. 418 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:29,680 Yeah, thanks, Ryan... Gosling. 419 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:40,400 On Love Island, you're being watched the whole time, 420 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:43,080 so it's always good to put your best foot forward. 421 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:46,720 And being a model, that's something Zara knows all about. 422 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,760 Zara, you need to teach me how to walk. 423 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,000 I know, your walk is mad. Yeah. 424 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,880 You, like, strut. You don't walk, you strut. 425 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,360 Sort of, lead with the hips. 426 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,560 I have no hips. Just, like, pop it. 427 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,360 I don't think I can do that. I've got no hips to pop. 428 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,040 Everyone's got hips, everyone's got hips. 429 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,800 Know you're a bad bitch. 430 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:11,280 Think about all the Victoria's Secret models. How do I do it? 431 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,720 They're slim, sexy, and their walk is like, boom, boom. 432 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,760 They know they are bad bitches. Yeah! Actually, I could be a model. 433 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,640 Everyone here is bad bitches in this room. I could be bad bitch. 434 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,840 You are a bad bitch, Lana! 435 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,200 Walk with the purpose of a bad bitch. 436 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,200 I'm just gonna walk like this from now on. 437 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,240 Tanyel knows she's a bad bitch. Yeah, walk... 438 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,080 SHE LAUGHS 439 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,720 Are you OK?! 440 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:35,520 Does this look natural? Right, ready? 441 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:36,920 Does this look... 442 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,840 Right, so you know you pulled me to the daybeds, right? 443 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,880 Does this look natural? 444 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,680 LAUGHTER 445 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,440 She's like this... 446 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,720 She was trying her best, bless her, 447 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:52,280 but here, Paris ain't gonna be seeing Anna-May any time soon. 448 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:54,840 Even Milan, baby, no, no, no. THEY LAUGH 449 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,760 # I'm a bitch, I'm a boss... # 450 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,880 No, I'm trying to walk sexy like Zara. 451 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,160 Ooh. Yes! 452 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,680 Hips, hips, hips. Love it. 453 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,440 Ooh! Yeah, she knows. Mine was too much. 454 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:11,240 Is that more subtle? LAUGHTER 455 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:14,920 Anna-May. You've got to be more, like, chilled out a bit. 456 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,280 She wasn't taking my advice, 457 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,920 I was trying to say, "Show less shoulders, hips, 458 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,440 "sexy, eyes, like, strut." 459 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,040 Let's go! 460 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,120 LAUGHTER 461 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,280 Wait, why are you practising? Cos I feel like I walk like... 462 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,880 I feel like I just walk like this. LAUGHTER 463 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,800 Arse, arse, attitude, attitude. Yes, yes. 464 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:38,640 Hips, and pose. Like, yeah. Yes! 465 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,560 IAIN: With Eurovision being held in the UK 466 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,400 for the first time in donkeys' years, 467 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,440 our very own band of boys are hard rehearsing their original song 468 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,800 for the girls. 469 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,600 Wait, I need to be in the middle cos I do the... 470 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,480 THEY SING UNDER THEIR BREATH 471 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,560 Fuck it, improvise. You go, I'll go, I'll do the one... 472 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,240 I'll go after you. And then you go. 473 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,840 OK. Right, we'll just do a little spin? 474 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,040 CLICKING 475 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,800 ALL: # Love Island 476 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,840 # Love Island 477 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,760 # Love Island, Love Island 478 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,320 # Baby, baby, baby, now! # LAUGHTER 479 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,360 Is that it? Yeah. 480 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,280 They done this for ages the other day, 481 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,640 it gave me such a headache. We haven't got any more lyrics. 482 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,240 We need Will, don't we? We need Will, he's the one with the lyrics. 483 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,400 IAIN: Now, grab Will, have a practice, 484 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:38,600 and let's see what you come up with later at my Judge's House. 485 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,840 IAIN: This is Unseen Bits... 486 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,760 # Light up my life... # 487 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,800 ..the show where we give you pure, raw video stream action 488 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,640 from the world's most talked-about villa. 489 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:58,800 We're in the wild of Africa searching for the big five... 490 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,440 ALL: Two, three, on job! 491 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,400 ..hearing the distant cries of the savannah... 492 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,680 Ow! 493 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,200 ..and getting close-up to the wildlife. 494 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,280 TANYA SQUEALS, ZARA SQUEALS 495 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,720 TANYA SQUEALS, THEY LAUGH 496 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,320 It's gone, it's gone, it's gone. 497 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,680 So close, you can almost feel it. 498 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,080 What about you, Will? How was it with my couple? 499 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,200 Fucking chilling, mate, I'm not even gonna lie, 500 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,360 I've been sleeping with boys, haven't I? So... 501 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,520 LAUGHTER 502 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,400 Nah, I'm buzzing that you're still here, man. 503 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,160 Yeah, same, man, really respect it. 504 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:29,200 You boys shared a lot of love last night, it was really nice. 505 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,840 You know, he's her way in, do you know what I mean? 506 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,480 She's got to be respectful for you, he's her way in. 507 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,560 Erm... But yeah, it's all sound, innit? 508 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,600 I'm glad to be here, at the end of the day. 509 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,640 Honestly, I thought it was a fucking fly! 510 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,960 That was doing my head in! 511 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,280 IAIN: Nah, mate, it was only a stick insect. 512 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,120 In this next unseen clip, Will looks freezing from the air-con, 513 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,120 when in fact, his ears should be burning 514 00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,560 as Jessie and Aaron are having a right gossip about him. 515 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,840 Fucking walks out... Look at this lad! 516 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,800 WOLF WHISTLES 517 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,080 He is smitten over you, Jessie. I think... 518 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,280 I think he's a really genuine guy. He is. He's just so funny. 519 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,120 Just wanna put him in my suitcase and take him back to Australia. 520 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,440 He's not small, though, I don't think you'd be able 521 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,000 to just fit him in the suitcase, but I know what you mean. 522 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,000 He's pretty bendy, I've seen the way he dances! 523 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,360 LAUGHTER 524 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,840 But he looks shredded as fuck, too. He does, yeah, he does. Big boy. 525 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:30,360 Fucking handling sheep all day. I know. 526 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,240 He knows we're watching. 527 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,960 He fucking loves it, too. 528 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,560 # All eyes on me! # 529 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,600 There we go, he's got the attention. 530 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,480 Waiting for him to, like, make a sound. 531 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,040 In three, two, one... 532 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,520 He's gonna have a big look over in a second. 533 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,120 And look over. 534 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,960 Fix the hair, fix the hair. 535 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,520 Is he dancing? Stretch. There we go. There. 536 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,520 THEY LAUGH 537 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,640 He's just so funny. 538 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,760 He doesn't do anything and he's just funny. 539 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,280 IAIN: You don't do anything and you're still funny, Will. 540 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,000 You've got the perfect stand-up act. 541 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,360 I know for a fact there are no mugs in this villa. 542 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,880 Let's have some. LAUGHTER 543 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,280 So the boys are improvising using bowls. 544 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,000 I'm gonna go and make a cup of tea anyway. 545 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,800 Get me a bowl as well. 546 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,040 Anna-May would never stoop that low. 547 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,240 Will, you're so funny. They're all drinking tea with a bowl! 548 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,720 THEY LAUGH Oh, she is. 549 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,840 This is how they're drinking their tea. 550 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,240 Drinking his peppermint tea. 551 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:49,080 LAUGHTER 552 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:51,360 IAIN: Hey, Will, be a proper British gent 553 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,600 and make Jessie a steaming hot cup of tea. 554 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,200 Do you want a tea out of the dog's bowl? 555 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,240 Is that what you're actually having? Yeah, honestly. 556 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,880 Do you want one? I actually do. Yeah? 557 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:05,800 How bad is this? We're drinking tea out of a fucking dog's bowl. 558 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,120 It's too hot. 559 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,880 So, this is what I'm gonna make you in the morning. 560 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,920 IAIN: Actually, Will, that's my lucky chamber pot 561 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,680 I use when I can't get out of my voice-over booth. 562 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,680 I've had it since series one. 563 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,520 Earlier, we saw our Islanders resorting 564 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,120 to drinking from dog bowls, 565 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,520 which sparked another conversation about our canine friends. 566 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,000 I wanna have a dog called Wayne. 567 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,560 I've always wanted to have a Rottweiler called Wayne. 568 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,200 Why? Don't know. That's, like, the most random thing. 569 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,640 Yeah, I know. 570 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,400 I'm more about, like, cute, little fluffy dogs. 571 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,800 SHE SNORTS Nah. 572 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,520 I'd have, like, a... I dunno, I like my dog. 573 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,240 I'd have, like, a little pocket dog. I love my dog. She's a cockapoo. 574 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,840 She's, like, a little fluffy thing. But I want a big dog. 575 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,760 Why, though? I just want a big dog. 576 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,600 D'you not think they're, like, dead sweaty, though, big dogs? 577 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:00,960 What d'you mean? 578 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,800 That's what puts me off having a big dog. 579 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,000 What d'you mean "sweaty"? 580 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,240 Like, it just feels like, they just get the stink, 581 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,920 because you don't wash all the time. 582 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,400 You can clean the dog, though, mind. 583 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,960 Are big dogs stinky? 584 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,480 Let's ask our resident animal expert, the big dog himself, Will. 585 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:20,080 I love when my dog gives me kisses. I love it, mate. 586 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,040 I like a dog's kiss. Do you know what is the most? 587 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:27,080 Getting into bed, yeah, and at home, I go, "Rupee, Eva!" 588 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:29,440 Did you have dogs upstairs, did you? Yes, mate. 589 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,720 FAKE GAGGING Hairs in all your bed and that? 590 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:36,160 Aw, bruv. Shut up. And then I just give them cuddles like this. Mm! 591 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,560 Do you kiss your dogs? Yes! Do you let them lick your face? 592 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,960 Yes! Fuck that. 593 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,280 Bro, I'm a farmer. I'd let them. As long as you're washing. 594 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,800 Dirty, that. 595 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,920 I'm not saying, "Aw, I'll let them put their tongue into my mouth." 596 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,400 Like... Yeah, I'm not like actually lipsin' them, 597 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,520 do you know what I mean? 598 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,280 Yeah, I'm not lipsin' the dog. I'm just letting it give me a kiss, 599 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:55,960 and then I'll give it a kiss on the cheek, 600 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,760 and we'll go into the sunset or something. 601 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,480 Nah, bruv. What's your dogs' names, Ron? 602 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:03,120 They was Stanley and Olive. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. 603 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,920 Stanley and... What about yours? 604 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,040 I've got RuPaul, after, like, RuPaul's Drag Race. 605 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,560 CHUCKLING: Yeah. And Eva, Bella and Skye. 606 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,240 Fuckin' hell, you've got loads, then. 607 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,600 You've got fuckin'... Mate, your house must fucking stink. 608 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,440 You've got so many animals about. 609 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,480 I ain't coming to your house if your house stinks. 610 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,480 He said there was bare rats on the farm as well. 611 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,120 I don't live in the fucking bales! 612 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,040 LAUGHTER I'm sorry, you're not going to... 613 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:28,360 Me and my family have made a fort out of hay bales, 614 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,480 and it's like, "Yeah, come in, like, come under this sheet with 'em." 615 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,440 Yeah, because he ended up blowing it down. 616 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,360 LAUGHTER 617 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,400 THEY IMITATE BLOWING 618 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,120 IAIN: Will's life is one big fairy story. 619 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,320 You should hear about the time he sold the family cow 620 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,200 for a handful of magic beans. 621 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,760 Time in the Love Island villa allows our Islanders 622 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,960 to sit around in bikinis, sunbathe 623 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,320 and ponder the deepest questions of life. Like... 624 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,640 Will, you'll know this answer. 625 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,920 Do you know that cake they used to make in primary school, 626 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,760 with the sprinkles? With sprinkles on top... 627 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,080 like sponge. What's it called? 628 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,280 Victoria sponge. Victoria sponge, yeah. 629 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,320 No, but it's got a name. 630 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,960 Isn't it just called, like, school... It's a Victoria sponge. 631 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,960 No! That's the name. But it's got a specific name. 632 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,320 Rice crispy cake? No. 633 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,360 No, it's Victoria sponge. He's right. 634 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,640 It is a Victoria sponge. 635 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,400 Right, this chat needs moving on 636 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,360 before they start talking about soggy bottoms. 637 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,600 TEXT ALERT Oh! I've got a text! 638 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,640 CHEERING Whey! 639 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,280 Yes, it was one of those challenge texts - 640 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:37,040 and you know me, I like to keep my hashtags slightly cryptic. 641 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,760 "Hashtag full thrust." CHEERING 642 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,840 Full thrust! 643 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,000 So, what is it, like? I think we're gonna be thrusting. 644 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:48,480 Why did it say thrusting? We're gonna be doing, like... 645 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,480 Will! We need a dance lesson, quickly. Yeah, all right. 646 00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:54,400 How do you thrust? Like, what the hell? 647 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,480 Yeah, come on, show us. All right, then. Come on. 648 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,720 You just wanna get limber, so shake out the legs. Yeah? 649 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:07,880 Shake. Arms. You don't wanna be pulling any muscles in this. 650 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,920 What is he...? I feel like I should be joining them. 651 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,320 We put our right foot out. And then you wanna go... 652 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,040 It's all in the hips. You just wanna pop. 653 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,800 Do you know what I mean? Pop, like... 654 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,160 Imagine you've got a willy and you're pumping. 655 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,880 LAUGHTER And you're pumping it, OK? 656 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,840 We kind of just started off with just, like, you know, just... 657 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,600 just a little, gentle one. 658 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,440 Do we have to go forward? Can't we go side to side? 659 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,680 Pump. Do you know what I mean? Ooh, pump. Pop. 660 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,800 And then when you get a bit limber, 661 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,400 you can just start, like, whacking it about. 662 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,320 # Sexy and I know it... # 663 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,520 I mean, if you're feeling sexy, if you're being sexy and, you know, 664 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:50,760 you feel like you are being sexy, then, baby, you ARE sexy! 665 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,880 # This is how I roll Come on, ladies 666 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,600 # It's time to go, we headed to the Bar, baby, don't be nervous 667 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,040 # No shoes, no shirt And I still get service (watch)... # 668 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,360 I think it really proved it in the challenge. 669 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,120 # Girl, look at that body I-I-I work out... # 670 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,160 CHEERING 671 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,400 Oh, no! 672 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,080 Zara smashed it. She's got that... 673 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:15,040 She's got it in her hip, and with her obviously winning... 674 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:19,200 Zara! CHEERING 675 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:23,000 Don't wanna take full credit myself, you know? I can't do that. 676 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,480 However, I will take some. 677 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,840 # I'm sexy and I know it. # 678 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,560 IAIN: let's see how our very own boy band are getting on 679 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,720 with their Eurovision song now that Will has rejoined the band. 680 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:53,040 This is as big as if Harry Styles and One D did a stadium tour. 681 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,440 Or maybe not. 682 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,520 ALL: # Love Island The place to fall in love 683 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,680 ALL: # The place to fall in love 684 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,600 # The place to find the one The place to find the one 685 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,440 # It's time to sexy dance It's time to sexy dance 686 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,640 # It's time to be on job Time to be on job 687 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:13,200 # Six foot three and stacked It's the Shaq attack 688 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:16,760 # Girl of my dreams The one for me 689 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,160 # A beautiful bomb It won't be long 690 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,480 # Love Island, Love Island 691 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:27,560 # Love Island, Love Island. # 692 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,000 ALL CHEERING 693 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,920 I think we should make it longer. ALL TALK AT ONCE 694 00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:34,120 And then let's go into a rap. 695 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,240 RAPS: # Yeah, we're in this villa In South Africa... # 696 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,000 LAUGHTER 697 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,560 IAIN: I hear there's a rival girl band 698 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:45,440 wanting to steal the lads' thunder and claim Eurovision fame. 699 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,600 This is gonna be one bitter rivalry. 700 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,360 But you'll have to keep watching to find out. 701 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:56,400 MUSIC: 'Dreamer' by Livin' Joy 702 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:03,240 IAIN STIRLING: This is Unseen Bits, 703 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,920 where we are showering you with top-flight exclusive unseen action. 704 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,760 Get ready, get ready! 705 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,600 IAIN: We bring you the best bants... 706 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,200 I love talking to myself. Me too. 707 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,920 What do you say to yourself in the mirror? 708 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,120 "You're a badass bitch." 709 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,080 IAIN: ..the funkiest farmer... 710 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:24,040 ..and found footage of the fellas freezing off their family jewels. 711 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,480 I don't know whether to go a bit deeper, but I know it's cold. 712 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:29,640 Ooh! THEY LAUGH 713 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,000 Ah! It makes your dick shrink because it's so cold. Yeah. 714 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,440 I bet it's inside of me. 715 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,160 Oh, my... Fuck! 716 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,200 Oh, my knackers. RON LAUGHS 717 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,000 IAIN: Earlier, Will was remembering the story of the Three Little Pigs. 718 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,480 Well, here he is telling Jessie a brand-new story of his own. 719 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,920 A tale of the two pigs. 720 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,840 I've got, like, two pet pigs. Yeah. 721 00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,160 Timon and Pumbaa. 722 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,880 And they're, honestly, like, my world, they're so sweet. 723 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,160 Are they little pigs or big pigs? 724 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,360 So, I actually got fuckin' scammed. 725 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:06,320 You got scammed with your pigs! I bought them as micro-pigs... OK. 726 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,080 And they kept growing. 727 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,160 ..and they kept fucking growing and growing. 728 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,960 And then one day, they, like, came in and fucking destroyed the house, 729 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,800 destroyed my grandparents' plants, and everyone went mad. Oh, my God. 730 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,760 IAIN: Maybe our resident animal expert 731 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,120 is better with the wildlife Down Under. 732 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,240 I just think it's absolutely terrifying. 733 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,280 I'm terrified with the spiders on the farm, 734 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,600 I can't imagine going to Australia and seeing absolutely gigantic... 735 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,280 But the spiders that are big aren't harmful. Really? 736 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,560 They come inside to get away from the rain. 737 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,920 Oh, that's quite sweet, then, isn't it? Yeah, I know. 738 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,440 He just wants to be inside! 739 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,480 Yeah, but I bet they're like, fucking, this big. 740 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,840 They are big. I would literally be doing a runner, honestly. 741 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,520 IAIN: OK, how about a cute little grasshopper? 742 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,480 Agh! Argh! 743 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,080 You're good with animals, man. 744 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,760 A grasshopper. 745 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,280 That's a praying mantis, that could murk you. 746 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,200 A praying mantis. 747 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,440 It just tried to fight you! Oh, it did. 748 00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,560 Oh, my God. It is so cute. 749 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,520 IAIN: Yeah, cute until it tries to eat your face off, Jessie. 750 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:05,880 You have been warned. 751 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,240 Up next is an unseen clip that once seen, can never be unseen. 752 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,680 Or unheard, it seems. 753 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:15,040 SPLASH Yay! 754 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:18,000 I love that sound, don't you? Huh? 755 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,720 I love the sound of someone bombing into the waves. Yeah. 756 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,360 You ever have that, like proper satisfying sounds? Yeah. 757 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,880 What would be your satisfying sound? It's sloshing for me. 758 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,000 You know what... Sloshing? What does that mean? 759 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,280 Yeah, you know like, if you put your hand in, like, 760 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:36,960 a load of liquid or a load of goo and it sloshes around? 761 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,720 Why would you do that? 762 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,480 You know kids' slime? Do you know what I like? 763 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,720 If you grab the slime and just slap it on the table. 764 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,640 What, like goo? It just goes... 765 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,120 Yeah. What's yours? I really... I have a thing, right, 766 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,360 it doesn't matter if I'm wearing them, it's fine, 767 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:54,480 but like, the thought of touching denim... really makes me cringe. 768 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:59,120 I proper like rain. Rain on, like, the ceiling. 769 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,880 Yeah, I like rain. Proper peaceful, innit? 770 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,840 IAIN: Hey, I like relaxing sounds too. 771 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,480 Like this one... SLAPPING 772 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,560 And this one... LIPS SMACKING 773 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,760 IAIN WHISPERS: So, Unseen Bit viewers, 774 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,920 sit back and relax. 775 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:22,360 Welcome to Iain Stirling's ASMR. 776 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,440 BUZZING 777 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:28,920 ASMR is massive on socials. 778 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,760 You know the ones. 779 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:35,240 Where people whisper and make loads of tappy, crunchy noises. 780 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,120 LOUD CRUNCHING 781 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,520 So relaxing. 782 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,200 SPLASHING 783 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:48,800 It is the intensely satisfying tingly sensation 784 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,760 that people feel when they hear certain sounds. 785 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,160 RAZOR BUZZES 786 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,160 AIR BLOWS 787 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,200 And there's lot of them in the villa. 788 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:01,560 And here are some of my favourites. 789 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,960 SNORES 790 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,280 WATER BUBBLES 791 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,080 POPPING 792 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,720 SCRUBBING 793 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,440 SQUEAKING 794 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,000 POW THEY LAUGH 795 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,720 THUD 796 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:24,160 BOING 797 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,840 WHOOSH, CLATTERING 798 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,600 HORN HONKS Oh! 799 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,280 CUSHION FARTS 800 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,760 WHEELS ROLLING 801 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,920 What's this sound? 802 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,120 Oh! It's the sound of Haris and Anna-May's suitcase 803 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,600 being wheeled out of the villa, 804 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,680 as they became the next Islanders to be dumped. 805 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,440 WAVES CRASHING 806 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,200 Huh? What's that? 807 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:48,160 Sounds like you two sipping cocktails 808 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,480 on a beach in South Africa. 809 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,400 Oi! Get on that plane back home! 810 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,480 # I said who... # 811 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,680 IAIN: This week on Love Island, we spiced things up 812 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,400 with a retro '90s party. 813 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,720 MUSIC: 'Who Do You Think You Are' by Spice Girls 814 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,560 By the end of the night, the Islanders were left shocked... 815 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,520 ..when two new bombshells rocked up. 816 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,680 # Swing it, shake it Move it, make it 817 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,200 # Who do you think you are?... # 818 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,960 But let's whizz you back. No, not to the '90s, 819 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,000 but to when the only pressure on our Islanders' minds 820 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,240 was what to wear... 821 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,480 Whoo! Oh, my God. I love it. 822 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,040 ..how to dance... 823 00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,400 What about this? 824 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,640 Yes. 825 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,720 ..and what to put on their reels, of course. 826 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:42,400 Right, so, we're fortunate enough to have a '90s-themed disco 827 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,000 to get groovy, y'all. 828 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,160 Who's excited? Boys in the back? Yeah! 829 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,000 Boom! Ah! 830 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,480 So, let's start off with Kai. Kai, are you excited... 831 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,920 You know me. 832 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,320 Are you excited for the '90s-themed disco? 833 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,680 I'm absolutely buzzing. 834 00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,800 Yeah, yeah, that's what we love to hear. 835 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:03,160 And, moving on, Ronny-boy! 836 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,280 I'm just gonna go with a plain and simple... 837 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,640 # I'm a '90s baby, baby. # Ooh-ooh! 838 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,800 Ooh-ooh! The Shaq-attack! 839 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:15,360 Shaq-attack over here. Obviously, buzzing for tonight. '90s theme. 840 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,720 Mm-mm-mm-mm. Yes! 841 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,960 That's all we've got time for, ladies and gentlemen. 842 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,400 Tune in tomorrow! Let's go! 843 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,800 IAIN: Hang on, it's supposed to be the '90s. 844 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,480 Back then, that phone would have been three times the size, 845 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,800 with a battery the size of a modest terraced house. 846 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,120 OK, cue the cheesy game show music, as, yes, you've guessed it, 847 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,560 it's time for... 848 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:50,040 This week, I asked them to give me their best chat-up line. 849 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,880 Oh, God. I can't chat up guys. 850 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,960 Pfft! What? 851 00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:00,000 You turn my software into hardware. 852 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,440 Agh! 853 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:04,080 Are you something out of ten? 854 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,600 Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only... 855 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,680 ..ten I see. 856 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:10,920 LAUGHS, BLOWS RASPBERRY 857 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:15,400 There's no I... There's no I in... 858 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,880 If me and you were in the alphabet, I'd put... 859 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,000 .."U" and "I" together. 860 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,480 HE LAUGHS 861 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,800 Will said one to me the other day, but I can't remember what it is. 862 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,480 Oh, it's so hard being a single dad. 863 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,600 Like, my baby lambs are just looking for a mum. 864 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,320 And I was, like... 865 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,560 When guys come over to me and say... 866 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,840 "I swear I've seen you here before." 867 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,520 I'm like, "You haven't." 868 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,920 I was in the club and someone came up to me and said, 869 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,440 "You belong in the Louvre." And I didn't know what a Louvre was. 870 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,520 SHE CHUCKLES 871 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,240 Apparently, it's a museum. 872 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,760 Does that mean I'm old?! 873 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,320 No, I think he meant cos I was fit. SHE CHUCKLES 874 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,120 You're fit, that's looking, I'm loving your clothes, 875 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,520 but they would look better on my bedroom floor! 876 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,760 Do you have sunburn 877 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,440 or are you always that hot? HE CHUCKLES 878 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,440 Did we go to school together? 879 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,320 I swear we had chemistry. 880 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:13,400 Touch your toes and I'll show you where the rocket goes. 881 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,560 I heard dating's a numbers game. Can I get yours? 882 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,040 I just wanna, like, scream and, like, eat myself up, 883 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,240 do you know what I mean? They're so bad. 884 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,160 Oh! God, it's making me... I'm getting hot. 885 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,160 I'm actually getting hot just, like, thinking of chat-up lines. 886 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:31,720 I just don't... I feel I'm, like... Rar! 887 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,920 IAIN: Tune in later for another instalment of... 888 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,960 Now is the moment you've all been waiting for. 889 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,920 It's the world premier of our very own girl band 890 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,480 doing their take on the Love Island anthem. 891 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,160 Take it away. 892 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:58,600 # Love Island Love Island, Love Island 893 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:03,200 # Love Island, Love Island. # 894 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,680 Theirs is shit. Shall we boo 'em? 895 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,920 ALL: Boo-oo-oo! 896 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:09,520 GIRLS LAUGH 897 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,160 Oh, shut up! Shut up. 898 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:18,600 # Love Island, Love Island The place to find love... # 899 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,200 Shh! 900 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,360 # The place to find the one. # 901 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:28,360 Shall we boo now? ALL: Boo-oo-oo! 902 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:33,040 Losers! Losers! Losers! 903 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,640 IAIN: Calm down, guys, I doubt either of you 904 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,640 will be representing the UK in Eurovision. 905 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,480 Sadly for both bands, it's a no from me. 906 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:44,240 Tune in later for more Unseen Bits. 907 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,280 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com