1 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:06,520 IAIN STIRLING: This week... 2 00:00:06,520 --> 00:00:08,760 Casa Amor brought secret kisses, 3 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:10,640 three shock re-couplings... 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:13,080 That's what I get for being a nice guy. You always finish last. 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,560 ..and tons of drama. 6 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,160 I really hope I haven't lost her. 7 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:20,040 But tonight, it's time... 8 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:23,680 to shake it out and do your thing! 9 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,560 # Do your thing, yeah... # 10 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:30,040 This week, Casa Amor did its devilish thing, 11 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,600 and tonight, we're doing our thing. 12 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,920 We're more pumped up than Sam Smith at the BRITs. 13 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,200 We came, we saw, we conquered! 14 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,680 And we've got a pretty awesome outfit of our own, too. 15 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:43,200 Our team have put together a show fit to burst 16 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,280 with exclusive footage. From all the shocks... 17 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,960 Boo! Oh! 18 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,040 ..surprises... 19 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,880 HE SQUAWKS LIKE A CROW Oh, my God! 20 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,160 ..straddling, 21 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:55,560 and smooching from the last week's action. 22 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:56,960 SCREAMING 23 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:59,080 So embrace the madness... 24 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,720 Keep going. THEY LAUGH 25 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,360 ..and give the chaos a big sloppy kiss. 26 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,680 What are you talking about? 27 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,640 So sit back and grab a drink, 28 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,360 as it's that time of the week to do your thing. 29 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:32,040 This is Love Island: Unseen Bits! 30 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:35,640 IAIN: Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits! 31 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,400 It's Casa Amor week, meaning you've got double the Islanders 32 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,240 and double the fun. 33 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:42,280 BOTH: E-h-h! 34 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,280 THEY GIGGLE 35 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:48,880 So as the naughty side piece, 36 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:53,120 we are going to serve you superfans with every last drop of action. 37 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:56,680 You can't be doing that, bro! SCREAMING 38 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,800 HE LAUGHS 39 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:04,400 The Islanders have tested the water... 40 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,440 Let we gaan. Let we gaan, let we gaan. 41 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,720 Ahh! 42 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:09,880 HE GASPS 43 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,720 ..and taken risks. 44 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:14,440 Oh, I'm impressed! 45 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,600 We've got naughty boys with secrets... 46 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,440 SHE SHRIEKS 47 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,360 ..shocks... 48 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,640 SHE YELPS 49 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,560 ..and surprises. 50 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,040 Boo! Oh! 51 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:28,720 So pucker up... 52 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,000 Do your best pout. 53 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,680 Let's see your pouts. 54 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,520 ..for some jaw-dropping revelations. 55 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,680 The palm trees aren't real! SHE GIGGLES 56 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,760 These are real. No, they are real, 57 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,840 but obviously, they weren't... They were put here. 58 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,680 What, these plant... These palm trees? 59 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,680 Yeah, they're not naturally just in the middle of a farm, are they? 60 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:49,800 They're palm trees. 61 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:51,560 No, these are... 62 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,320 SHE CHUCKLES 63 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,480 Look at you! Samie, these are here. 64 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,400 Yes, they are now. What? 65 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:07,000 This is the totally uncensored Unseen Bits. 66 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,320 I'm not one to get sentimental, 67 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:12,280 but sometimes, I get nostalgic for the good old days. 68 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:17,640 AKA, last week, before Casa Amor wreaked havoc on the villa. 69 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:19,960 Tanya and Shaq were loved up... 70 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,120 Turn around and holla on the balcony. 71 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:25,840 Whee-ee-ee-ee-ee! 72 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,080 Keep going. THEY LAUGH 73 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,640 ..and Will and Jessie were skipping for joy. 74 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:36,320 And the chat in the villa wasn't about kisses at Casa, 75 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:39,160 it was more highbrow intellectual conversations. 76 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,600 Just like you'll see in this unseen bit. 77 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,200 If you looked like an animal, what do you think you'd look like? 78 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,640 I would look like a... 79 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,760 I thought you'd look like a bush baby. 80 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,920 THEY LAUGH 81 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,920 What, like...? Do you know what I mean? With your eyes. 82 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,960 Like, what, from Madagascar? Yeah! 83 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,840 They're really cute! HE SNORTS 84 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,400 That would be your spirit animal. 85 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,320 A bush baby?! Yeah. 86 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,920 I feel like I'd be like... 87 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,600 I don't know. 88 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,040 You would be... A koala. No... 89 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,520 Yeah, I can maybe see that. Thanks. 90 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:15,720 Meerkat. 91 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,200 Meerkats are... They're not really the cutest things, are they? 92 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,640 They're like little scratty things. 93 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,640 If I was to, like, insult my mates, 94 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:25,880 I'd always be like, "You're such a little raccoon". 95 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,240 Or a wombat. 96 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,760 Raccoons are quite cute, though. Are they? No, they're not! 97 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,680 Yeah, they are. No, they're not. They're like rodents. 98 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,040 IAIN: Never mind raccoons, 99 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:39,000 come Casa Amor, you lot will be at it like rabbits! 100 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:44,880 Before Casa, food seemed like a good way to secure a boy's affections. 101 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:48,480 Before Casa, food seemed like a good way to secure a boy's affections. 102 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:54,360 In this unseen bit, Lana and Olivia have made French toast for the lads. 103 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,440 But what did the lads make of their efforts? 104 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,520 Time for Kai and Ron to pass their official verdicts. 105 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:03,080 Right, give us a review. Out of ten, and comments. 106 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,360 Ten. 107 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:08,040 LANA: I'll take a ten. No, I'm gonna give an 11, then. 108 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,320 Aww! Ha-ha! No, I'm staying with ten. 109 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,320 No, I'm giving an 11. And I don't even believe in tens. 110 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,480 Apart from me and Lana. 111 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,120 Er, no, just Lana, sorry. Aw! Just my Lana. 112 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,640 Right, we'll give you one compliment each. 113 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,440 OK, what's my compliment? You're very kind 114 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:26,560 and I think you are a genuine human being. 115 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,000 ALL: Aww! 116 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,080 SMOOCH, SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER 117 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:36,320 Do I get one of them? You're very, erm, caring. 118 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,760 Aw! There you go. 119 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,400 We've got two caring boys. Yeah. 120 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,480 Should we give each other's men a compliment? 121 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,280 OK. You first. 122 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:46,040 Erm... LAUGHTER 123 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:49,680 Erm... This is our moment, Kai. 124 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,920 Just enjoy this, cos we're never getting this again. 125 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:54,200 You have got a lovely face. 126 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,080 Yeah! I'd take that. 127 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,560 You've just got a cheeky smile and good chat. 128 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,840 You've got a nice face. 129 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,400 I like that one. Yeah! 130 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,440 If you picked face, personality and body, who would be the face? 131 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,760 You'd be face, personality AND body. 132 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:09,760 ALL: Aww! Yes! 133 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,320 You'd be, erm, body! 134 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,360 LAUGHTER 135 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:16,360 Cheers, girls. Appreciate that. 136 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,240 Oh, thank you! Bye! 137 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,960 All right, see you later, girls. Yeah. Cheers, girls. 138 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,400 Appreciate that. 139 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,640 We came... We conquered. No. 140 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:26,840 It's we came... OK. 141 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,760 We saw. ..we saw... Saw what? 142 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,800 The French toast. OK. 143 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,480 And we conquered it. We did. 144 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,640 We came, we saw, we conquered! 145 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,640 IAIN: In hindsight, I'm not sure Olivia would be putting in 146 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:43,320 quite as much effort. 147 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:50,480 Our Twitter feed became infested last week 148 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,960 when the internet went cray-cray for our unseen bit 149 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:56,000 of Tom and Casey's Scouse Mouse wind-up on Tanya. 150 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,360 There's a thing that goes around called the Scouse Mouse. 151 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,280 The Scouse Mouse? It sounds weird when we say it... 152 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:03,640 That goes round? Yeah. 153 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,280 Have you never heard of that? No?! 154 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,960 So it's a thing... Yeah. 155 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:11,000 Like COVID? Mm, no, no. Not like... 156 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,800 Would you say it's more of a saying? More of a saying. 157 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:17,040 Yeah, if we were to put it in a sentence, it would be like... 158 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,600 "Someone Scouse Moused me." 159 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,440 Yeah, someone Scouse... "Someone Scouse Moused me"? Yeah. 160 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:23,840 IAIN: And the internet took the bait, 161 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,000 sending the clip fully viral. 162 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:30,560 IAIN READS TWEET IN A SCOUSE ACCENT 163 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:38,840 IAIN READS TWEET IN A GLASWEGIAN ACCENT 164 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:46,440 IAIN READS TWEET IN A POSH ACCENT 165 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:52,080 Oh, my God! Are you guys pranking me?! 166 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,680 CHUCKLING 167 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,360 There's no Scouse Mouse! 168 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:59,200 LAUGHTER 169 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,800 IAIN: Tanya may have smelt a rat, but it did nothing to deter Casey 170 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:05,520 from his mission to be crowned the villa's biggest prankster. 171 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,960 Can you skip? Yeah. Everyone can skip. Can you? 172 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,240 Yeah, I can skip. I can't backwards skip, though, like that. 173 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,680 That's actually... 174 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,360 I went to the Skipping World Championships in 2008. 175 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,480 Have you heard this? Tom, Tom! Tom! 176 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:20,760 Tell Claudia about the World Skipping Championships in 2008 177 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,360 that I was at. Why are you asking...? 178 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:24,960 Why would Tom know? He didn't know you back then. 179 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,880 He's asked me this question! Right, you did well. 180 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,920 I didn't think you'd actually get that far. Thank you! 181 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,520 Like, you can do tricks and stuff? Yeah. Oh, my God! 182 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,080 Get yourself up there now! Obviously, it is proper sick. 183 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:39,000 The floor is yours. Go and do some skipping. 184 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,120 They've got it now. Don't want to interrupt. I'll do it in a bit. 185 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,920 No, but Case, you're probably not as good as you were then, 186 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,600 but you are still good now. Yeah, I mean, obviously... 187 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,720 Don't knock him down! 188 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,400 I got a bit traumatised from it, didn't I, so...? Yeah. 189 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,640 No way! I've learned a really fun fact about you now. 190 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:56,040 I'm joking. HE LAUGHS 191 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:58,840 I genuinely thought you were a professional skipper. 192 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:02,200 2008? I'd have been... Like, I believed Tom. 193 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,240 I would have been 12! 194 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:08,400 Right? And why is that not, like, believable? 195 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,080 HE LAUGHS 196 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:13,880 You've got serious issues. I can't trust you. 197 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,320 You just lie every time I ask you something. 198 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,320 Tell me two lies, one truth about you. Ooh, I like this! 199 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:21,360 I've got to guess which one... I love this game! 200 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,400 Can I do two truths, and one's a lie? 201 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,480 OK. THEY GIGGLE 202 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:28,800 I used to play the cornet. 203 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,000 The woman that lives next door to us had a pet elephant. 204 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,680 And... I once hugged a lion. 205 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:37,040 Right, well, the cornet one's true. 206 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:40,520 And you've... you've hugged a lion, 207 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,600 but you've never lived next to someone with a pet elephant. No. 208 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:45,720 Wrong! I've lived next to someone with a pet elephant! How? 209 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:48,480 Right, go on, your turn. Right. 210 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,720 I've rode a giraffe like a bull. 211 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:53,600 SHE CHUCKLES 212 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:58,440 I once passed out in, like, a field, and badgers carried me home. 213 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,600 No! Like, right, and what's your last one? 214 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,280 Monkeys kidnapped me in Monkey Kingdom in Bali. 215 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:07,240 And raised me as one of their own. 216 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:10,080 After that poetry, I can believe that. Jesus! 217 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:13,400 Right, I feel like every single one was a lie. 218 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,280 HE LAUGHS 219 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,560 Oh, I don't believe anything you say. 220 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,040 IAIN: Sorry, what did he say? 221 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:25,920 I was just getting a pedicure off a chipmunk. 222 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:29,880 The seeing of this next unseen clip is not the problem. 223 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,880 It's the hearing of it. 224 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,440 It should really have come with a health warning. 225 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:37,600 Here's Olivia putting the "C" into "rap". Brace yourselves. 226 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,960 BEATBOXING Give me a beat! 227 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:44,720 SHE RAPS: Here in the villa Having the best time 228 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:47,760 Erm... Fucking hell. 229 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,800 The boys cooked and it was a crime LAUGHTER 230 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:56,800 Hurry up and get me some wine ALL: Yeah! 231 00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:01,640 All us girls are looking so fine CHEERING 232 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,160 Boys are idiots And they make us shine 233 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,000 ALL: Yay! 234 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,760 The boys are average But we are fine! 235 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:11,320 CHEERING 236 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,480 Right, we've definitely been in here too long. 237 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,520 We're starting to make up raps. 238 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,440 CLAUDIA: I definitely would not quit your day job, Olivia. 239 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:20,680 IAIN: Yes, Samie, you girls have been in the villa way too long. 240 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,200 So I'm gonna have a go at my own rap. 241 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:24,800 HE RAPS: Girls in the dressing room Doing their make-up 242 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,720 I know what Let's give it a shake-up 243 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,000 Oh, thanks very much. 244 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,720 Dab, dab! 245 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,680 TEXT ALERT 246 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:36,240 SAMIE GASPS I've got a text. 247 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,560 You're in a towel! 248 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,960 IAIN: Off they go to Casa Amor. 249 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,160 This is mad! 250 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,440 Oi, Jessie, shut the door! Oh, leave it, then. 251 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:50,920 The girls have all gone to Casa, leaving the boys alone in the villa. 252 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,360 But what are the lads up to? 253 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:56,520 Well, here's an unseen clip of Kai getting his step count up. 254 00:11:56,520 --> 00:12:01,640 With Shaq following very slowly behind. 255 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:07,800 So this makes me question... 256 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:21,225 Find out after the break. 257 00:12:21,225 --> 00:12:23,105 # Come here, rude boy, boy Can you get it up? 258 00:12:23,105 --> 00:12:25,225 # Come here, rude boy, boy Is you big enough...? # 259 00:12:25,225 --> 00:12:28,985 IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 260 00:12:28,985 --> 00:12:32,785 With Casa Amor, it's been like the dating Super Bowl this week, 261 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:35,385 and equally as entertaining. 262 00:12:35,385 --> 00:12:38,105 Rihanna might be pregnant, but Shaq was also about to pop. 263 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:41,585 Argh! But there's no protective helmets in this game... 264 00:12:41,585 --> 00:12:43,905 Argh! 265 00:12:43,905 --> 00:12:45,305 ..the cheerleaders aren't quite as good... 266 00:12:45,305 --> 00:12:48,705 SHE EXCLAIMS 267 00:12:48,705 --> 00:12:50,225 ..or optimistic. 268 00:12:50,225 --> 00:12:52,105 It's the calm before the storm. 269 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,825 They're playing defence. 270 00:12:53,825 --> 00:12:57,625 And their singing is an offence. 271 00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:59,705 CHEERING 272 00:12:59,705 --> 00:13:01,225 Plus, Rihanna may have a bun in the oven, 273 00:13:01,225 --> 00:13:03,385 but Shaq is also using his loaf. 274 00:13:03,385 --> 00:13:06,545 I feel like bread without fucking... the girls here, bro. 275 00:13:06,545 --> 00:13:08,105 You feel what? 276 00:13:08,105 --> 00:13:12,065 You know, like, bread? Bread is just a loaf. Yeah? 277 00:13:12,065 --> 00:13:16,025 It's just there, doesn't really do anything until it serves a purpose. 278 00:13:16,025 --> 00:13:17,865 You know what I mean? 279 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,545 You can put it in a sand... You can use it... 280 00:13:19,545 --> 00:13:22,705 It's great in a sandwich. SHAQ LAUGHS 281 00:13:22,705 --> 00:13:25,145 What, until... Put yourself in a toaster, bro. 282 00:13:25,145 --> 00:13:28,105 Put myself in a toaster. 283 00:13:28,105 --> 00:13:31,705 THEY LAUGH 284 00:13:31,705 --> 00:13:37,705 # Come here, rude boy, boy Can you get it up? # 285 00:13:37,705 --> 00:13:39,865 IAIN: Before the break, we saw Kai sprint upstairs to the bedroom, 286 00:13:39,865 --> 00:13:43,225 with Shaq following slowly behind. Well, here's... 287 00:13:43,225 --> 00:13:49,985 HE CAWS 288 00:13:49,985 --> 00:13:52,425 Oh, my God! 289 00:13:52,425 --> 00:13:56,465 HE LAUGHS Fuck! 290 00:13:56,465 --> 00:14:06,745 IAIN: Earlier, we saw the girls 291 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,825 looking like they'd just looted Primark 292 00:14:08,825 --> 00:14:12,745 as they made a frantic dash to Casa Amor. 293 00:14:12,745 --> 00:14:14,145 The high-pitched screams 294 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,945 not only attracted every stray dog from miles around... 295 00:14:16,945 --> 00:14:19,065 SCREAMING 296 00:14:19,065 --> 00:14:22,305 ..it also served as a mating call to a pack of sexy single boys 297 00:14:22,305 --> 00:14:25,825 and their cue to slo-mo their way into the villa. 298 00:14:25,825 --> 00:14:27,745 # Nice to meet you Enchante 299 00:14:27,745 --> 00:14:32,705 # I like dirty dancin' and Champagne 300 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:37,345 # I don't even Need to know your name... # 301 00:14:37,345 --> 00:14:38,865 IAIN: And while our ears are still ringing, 302 00:14:38,865 --> 00:14:44,505 here are the unseen moments our eyes didn't get to see. 303 00:14:44,505 --> 00:14:46,425 I went on a hen do this summer. God, I've been so many times. 304 00:14:46,425 --> 00:14:50,505 And we went to the airport, and bought this dildo. Mum came. 305 00:14:50,505 --> 00:14:53,385 She's like, 73, bless her. You did not put it in her suitcase? 306 00:14:53,385 --> 00:14:55,305 Yeah, no, I put it in her bag! Fuck's sake. I put it in her bag. 307 00:14:55,305 --> 00:14:57,625 So, we put it through airport security, 308 00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,905 and the security guard went, "Excuse me, 309 00:14:59,905 --> 00:15:01,985 "can you explain to me everything that's in this bag?" 310 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,985 She was like, "Erm, some sandals, some jewellery. 311 00:15:04,985 --> 00:15:08,145 "And I-I think somebody might have put a dildo in there." 312 00:15:08,145 --> 00:15:10,105 He was like, "You mean this?" And got it out. 313 00:15:10,105 --> 00:15:11,945 Everyone started laughing. 314 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,625 So, when did you come out of the Navy? How many years ago? 315 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,985 Like, September time last year. 316 00:15:15,985 --> 00:15:17,465 So you're good at making a bed, then? 317 00:15:17,465 --> 00:15:19,105 Yeah, I can make a bed. And flipping a coin on it. 318 00:15:19,105 --> 00:15:22,385 Yeah. Do they do that, or is that old school? 319 00:15:22,385 --> 00:15:24,345 Flipping a coin? Yeah, flipping a coin on the bed, 320 00:15:24,345 --> 00:15:26,225 make sure it bounces. Got to be tight. 321 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,785 Never heard of that in my life. Shut up! 322 00:15:27,785 --> 00:15:29,145 They do it in movies all the time. Really? 323 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,065 Did you not know about that? Nah. 324 00:15:31,065 --> 00:15:32,985 But I didn't pull anyone for a chat. 325 00:15:32,985 --> 00:15:34,905 And then I was there and I thought, "Fuck it, yeah." Yeah. 326 00:15:34,905 --> 00:15:38,225 "I'll speak to Lana." Got to get on job. That's how it works in here. 327 00:15:38,225 --> 00:15:40,705 I actually really don't like that phrase either. 328 00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:43,265 You lot just seem to be saying it naturally. 329 00:15:43,265 --> 00:15:46,105 Oh, no, we just say it all the time. 330 00:15:46,105 --> 00:15:47,945 Yeah, we say it all the time. Everyone's like, "On job." 331 00:15:47,945 --> 00:15:49,105 When we do speeches, "On job, on job." 332 00:15:49,105 --> 00:15:52,865 D'you wanna go get some chocolate? 333 00:15:52,865 --> 00:15:54,705 IAIN: Yeah, Frankie. Comfort eat your way out of the fact 334 00:15:54,705 --> 00:16:02,945 you dissed our Islanders' favourite new phrase. 335 00:16:02,945 --> 00:16:05,505 Earlier, the girls snuck out in such a hurry to get to Casa Amor 336 00:16:05,505 --> 00:16:08,305 they didn't have time to grab their stuff. 337 00:16:08,305 --> 00:16:12,025 So here are some unseen clips of the boys packing for them. 338 00:16:12,025 --> 00:16:15,345 KAI: Bro, I'm packing bare jumpers. Bare baggy shit. 339 00:16:15,345 --> 00:16:16,625 CASEY: I wish I had a sister. 340 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:19,825 Then I'd probably understand more what girls wear. 341 00:16:19,825 --> 00:16:23,025 I've got no idea how to pack a girl's suitcase, to be honest. 342 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:26,225 I'm packing probably bikinis which I think are underwear, 343 00:16:26,225 --> 00:16:28,945 and it's all a bit crazy downstairs. 344 00:16:28,945 --> 00:16:31,385 What the fuck is this? 345 00:16:31,385 --> 00:16:35,705 Oh, it's a top. Five guesses what the fuck that is. 346 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,065 Oh, that's nice. No, it's not. 347 00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:42,905 Yeah, I think I'm done. Only one pair of heels. 348 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:45,985 What the hell is that? How the... What is this? 349 00:16:45,985 --> 00:16:48,545 What is that? It's like a bungee jump thing. 350 00:16:48,545 --> 00:16:49,625 LAUGHTER 351 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:52,105 No, no, Tanya told me she does karate. She's a black belt. 352 00:16:52,105 --> 00:16:53,785 Shut up, bro. Shut the fuck up! 353 00:16:53,785 --> 00:16:56,105 Shall I pack it for her? Just to... Yeah. I'm gonna pack it for her. 354 00:16:56,105 --> 00:16:59,465 Oh, who's farted? That actually stinks. Kai, is that you? 355 00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:01,905 KAI: Yeah. Jesus! 356 00:17:01,905 --> 00:17:03,225 IAIN: And here are some unseen clips 357 00:17:03,225 --> 00:17:06,905 of how much the girls appreciated the boys' efforts. Not! 358 00:17:06,905 --> 00:17:11,545 This isn't even my dress! No! Why has he given me jeans?! 359 00:17:11,545 --> 00:17:13,945 JESSIE: Five skirts and no tops! 360 00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,425 The boys packed us NOTHING. 361 00:17:16,425 --> 00:17:21,345 OK, I'm sorry, but this is shit. This is not what I wanted! 362 00:17:21,345 --> 00:17:26,385 CLAUDIA: I've got no pyjamas. All I've got is fucking pyjamas! 363 00:17:26,385 --> 00:17:30,705 This is actually broken. Does anyone wanna wear this bikini tomorrow? 364 00:17:30,705 --> 00:17:32,065 SHE LAUGHS 365 00:17:32,065 --> 00:17:36,425 What is that?! Why did he pack me the shorts but not the top? 366 00:17:36,425 --> 00:17:38,585 Will's put only long skirts in. 367 00:17:38,585 --> 00:17:40,865 He packed me his jumper, his hat... 368 00:17:40,865 --> 00:17:44,665 and then, like, pyjamas and long skirts. 369 00:17:44,665 --> 00:17:48,065 Oh, my God, guys, he's packed me dirty things. 370 00:17:48,065 --> 00:17:50,185 Oh, no! ALL LAUGHING 371 00:17:50,185 --> 00:17:53,945 I don't even have a bikini. 372 00:17:53,945 --> 00:17:57,305 Will did not pack me one single bikini! 373 00:17:57,305 --> 00:17:58,905 I don't think I have any make-up either. 374 00:17:58,905 --> 00:18:03,105 IAIN: Back in the villa, 375 00:18:03,105 --> 00:18:06,865 Casey and Will were made up they didn't pack all of the girls' stuff. 376 00:18:06,865 --> 00:18:13,345 MUSIC: 'Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy' 377 00:18:13,345 --> 00:18:28,065 CHUCKLES 378 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:36,425 LAUGHS 379 00:18:36,425 --> 00:18:48,425 THEY CACKLE 380 00:18:48,425 --> 00:18:59,745 I'm proper tired, man. Please... 381 00:18:59,745 --> 00:19:01,785 Shaq looks so pretty. 382 00:19:01,785 --> 00:19:10,465 CHUCKLING 383 00:19:10,465 --> 00:19:11,865 Am I bleeding? 384 00:19:11,865 --> 00:19:15,745 THEY CHUCKLE 385 00:19:15,745 --> 00:19:17,825 What the fuck is on my lips, bro? 386 00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:20,265 Are you bleeding? Are you bleeding? 387 00:19:20,265 --> 00:19:21,905 I thought it was blood. 388 00:19:21,905 --> 00:19:23,625 Oh, you pricks! 389 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:26,425 LAUGHTER 390 00:19:26,425 --> 00:19:28,665 You fucking pricks. 391 00:19:28,665 --> 00:19:30,705 Yes, they are, Shaq. 392 00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:37,665 Oh, my days. 393 00:19:37,665 --> 00:19:40,625 With the OG boys not around to make them their usual morning coffees, 394 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:44,825 the girls are having to rely on the new Casa lads to perk them up. 395 00:19:44,825 --> 00:19:48,505 Not so much baristas, as embarrass-tas. 396 00:19:48,505 --> 00:19:50,105 Check this out. 397 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,025 Samie, what you having? 398 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,025 Can I have an iced coffee? 399 00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:55,305 Do you know how to make an iced coffee? 400 00:19:55,305 --> 00:19:57,785 Yeah, I'll give it a go. An iced coffee with oat milk, please. 401 00:19:57,785 --> 00:19:59,145 I know how to make the best iced coffee 402 00:19:59,145 --> 00:20:00,505 in the north-east, by the way. 403 00:20:00,505 --> 00:20:03,545 Ha! Anyone want any tips, shout us. 404 00:20:03,545 --> 00:20:05,985 Trust me. Yeah? 405 00:20:05,985 --> 00:20:09,865 Got a great eye for it. 406 00:20:09,865 --> 00:20:13,265 Fucking hell. BOYS GROAN 407 00:20:13,265 --> 00:20:19,705 Have a smell of that. Wait there, I need a spoon in. 408 00:20:19,705 --> 00:20:21,465 I just put my fingers in that. LAUGHTER 409 00:20:21,465 --> 00:20:23,305 Did you? 410 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,585 Samie, here we go. Ha! Thank you. 411 00:20:25,585 --> 00:20:27,625 Try that. Cheers. 412 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:31,625 I want to see your... reaction. 413 00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:32,545 It's nice. Sweet. 414 00:20:32,545 --> 00:20:35,385 Mmm, I like it. 415 00:20:35,385 --> 00:20:36,705 It's the perfect coffee. Perfect! 416 00:20:36,705 --> 00:20:37,665 Yeah, it's nice. Amazing. 417 00:20:37,665 --> 00:20:38,865 Congratulations, boys, 418 00:20:38,865 --> 00:20:40,225 it's good to know that when you leave here, 419 00:20:40,225 --> 00:20:42,465 Love Island's loss will be Starbucks' gain. 420 00:20:42,465 --> 00:20:44,665 But I think you lot have had too much caffeine. 421 00:20:44,665 --> 00:20:45,665 It's hot. 422 00:20:45,665 --> 00:20:48,225 Ah! Yes, boys! Pumped on! 423 00:20:48,225 --> 00:20:50,465 So while the caffeine was kicking in over at Casa, 424 00:20:50,465 --> 00:20:51,585 back at the villa, something else 425 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:53,505 was about to get their hearts racing. 426 00:20:53,505 --> 00:20:56,905 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. 427 00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:59,425 # Where my girls Where my girls at...? # 428 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,345 As six new girls headed towards the Villa. 429 00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:05,825 # Yeah, this the type of thing I'm looking for 430 00:21:05,825 --> 00:21:08,545 # Where my girls Where my girls at? # 431 00:21:08,545 --> 00:21:09,745 And here's some unseen bits, 432 00:21:09,745 --> 00:21:13,345 proving that the new girls were very much the boys' cup of tea. 433 00:21:13,345 --> 00:21:15,185 How are you feeling? I'm good. 434 00:21:15,185 --> 00:21:16,625 I'm really good. Good. 435 00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,665 It's, erm, it's nice to have new faces. 436 00:21:19,665 --> 00:21:21,865 I know, it's exciting, isn't it? New personalities. 437 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:24,985 Oh, God, look at him! He's hil... 438 00:21:24,985 --> 00:21:27,905 Like, you have no idea what you're in for. 439 00:21:27,905 --> 00:21:31,825 Oh, he's wild, but I love it. He doesn't stop either. 440 00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:34,025 That might burn your bum. Oh, that is gonna burn my bum! 441 00:21:34,025 --> 00:21:35,425 Yeah, look, come on. Holy hell. 442 00:21:35,425 --> 00:21:37,065 Holy hell! Do you put water on it? 443 00:21:37,065 --> 00:21:39,545 Yeah. Urgh! What is that?! 444 00:21:39,545 --> 00:21:44,145 There's loads of bugs in here. Argh! 445 00:21:44,145 --> 00:21:46,665 Oh, look at this. Oh, God! 446 00:21:46,665 --> 00:21:47,665 THEY LAUGH 447 00:21:47,665 --> 00:21:49,065 You asked me out on a date. 448 00:21:49,065 --> 00:21:50,705 You're like, "Hey, babe, I wanna cook for you. 449 00:21:50,705 --> 00:21:52,545 "I wanna do you a three-course meal." What you cooking me? 450 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,865 What, starter, main, desert? Yeah, yeah, yeah! 451 00:21:54,865 --> 00:21:57,625 Obviously, you gotta splash it out. Starter, probably do some calamari. 452 00:21:57,625 --> 00:22:01,545 Oh! Tick! Love a bit of calamari. 453 00:22:01,545 --> 00:22:03,985 Ha! Then the main, we'll keep it seafoody. 454 00:22:03,985 --> 00:22:05,065 Yeah, all right. 455 00:22:05,065 --> 00:22:06,345 Go for a paella. All right. 456 00:22:06,345 --> 00:22:07,745 For dessert, it depends on what you like. 457 00:22:07,745 --> 00:22:10,425 Do you like a fruity sort of vibe? No. 458 00:22:10,425 --> 00:22:12,025 No? OK. 459 00:22:12,025 --> 00:22:14,145 Decadent. I've never heard of that. 460 00:22:14,145 --> 00:22:15,545 What do you...? What is that? 461 00:22:15,545 --> 00:22:17,065 That's just a word. Oh! 462 00:22:17,065 --> 00:22:20,865 I thought we were talking, fucking, erm, about a dessert. 463 00:22:20,865 --> 00:22:22,705 No, I mean, you want it to be really decadent. 464 00:22:22,705 --> 00:22:23,985 So, chocolate... Oh, yeah. 465 00:22:23,985 --> 00:22:25,985 You would classify chocolate as decadent. Oh, yeah. 466 00:22:25,985 --> 00:22:28,425 What do I like? I would say if I could build, like, 467 00:22:28,425 --> 00:22:30,465 the perfect guy out of all of you, right... Yeah. 468 00:22:30,465 --> 00:22:32,865 I say I would take Will's personality. 469 00:22:32,865 --> 00:22:36,425 Yeah. He's the funniest guy you will meet. 470 00:22:36,425 --> 00:22:39,185 He's just so, like, crazy, wild, laid-back. He doesn't care. 471 00:22:39,185 --> 00:22:42,025 He doesn't. Erm, probably Tom's height. 472 00:22:42,025 --> 00:22:44,305 Yeah, 6'5". Don't blame you. Yeah. 473 00:22:44,305 --> 00:22:46,665 Maybe, like, Shaq's build. Yeah, he's a big bloke. 474 00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:49,785 And, actually... And your charm. You're very charming. 475 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,025 RON CHUCKLES Yeah, yeah. I'd say that. 476 00:22:52,025 --> 00:22:53,745 That would be the perfect guy. There you go. 477 00:22:53,745 --> 00:22:55,505 At least I've got some of the traits in there. I know. 478 00:22:55,505 --> 00:22:57,825 I don't really have a hair-colour type, 479 00:22:57,825 --> 00:23:01,865 or a type in the sense that if I can be myself around someone, 480 00:23:01,865 --> 00:23:03,945 that's all I want, really. 481 00:23:03,945 --> 00:23:05,865 Yeah, but I feel like... To be as weird as possible. 482 00:23:05,865 --> 00:23:07,705 ..you can do that with everyone. Do you think? 483 00:23:07,705 --> 00:23:10,385 Yeah. I feel like you're confident and weird, in a good way. 484 00:23:10,385 --> 00:23:12,145 Yeah. Are you? Yeah. 485 00:23:12,145 --> 00:23:14,505 How weird are were we talking, then? Will you do me the dragon? 486 00:23:14,505 --> 00:23:20,705 GAME OF THRONES THEME PLAYS 487 00:23:20,705 --> 00:23:21,945 Will you do me the dragon? 488 00:23:21,945 --> 00:23:24,545 THEY SHRIEK 489 00:23:24,545 --> 00:23:28,385 THEY LAUGH 490 00:23:28,385 --> 00:23:30,345 Did you watch Game Of Thrones? Did I fuck! No. 491 00:23:30,345 --> 00:23:32,145 RECORD SCRATCHES What?! I'm just really into dragons. 492 00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:34,065 Well, that's weird. 493 00:23:34,065 --> 00:23:35,425 IAIN: I think you'd love Game Of Thrones. 494 00:23:35,425 --> 00:23:38,265 Will, the girls are even more scantily clad than on this show. 495 00:23:38,265 --> 00:23:46,625 And they have dragons! 496 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:49,105 Before we enter the break, here's an unseen clip of the girls 497 00:23:49,105 --> 00:23:51,385 sitting around the fire pit in Casa Amor 498 00:23:51,385 --> 00:23:53,785 discussing what they look for in a boy. 499 00:23:53,785 --> 00:23:55,985 I dunno. Like, smile, eyes... 500 00:23:55,985 --> 00:23:58,945 Just a good hairline, a beard, tall, tattoos. 501 00:23:58,945 --> 00:24:02,145 I love how it's the good hairline. And I want someone who is just kind. 502 00:24:02,145 --> 00:24:17,705 Come back after the break and find out. 503 00:24:17,705 --> 00:24:20,825 # Take me back Back, back, back... # 504 00:24:20,825 --> 00:24:22,745 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits. 505 00:24:22,745 --> 00:24:25,425 It's Casa Amor, and we've got two villas on the go - 506 00:24:25,425 --> 00:24:27,225 that's not only twice as many Islanders, 507 00:24:27,225 --> 00:24:30,545 but twice as many twinkly festoon lights. 508 00:24:30,545 --> 00:24:32,545 The electricity bill is costing a fortune. 509 00:24:32,545 --> 00:24:35,385 # Take me back Back, back, back, back... # 510 00:24:35,385 --> 00:24:39,105 But there is a weird energy bolt coursing through the Islanders... 511 00:24:39,105 --> 00:24:44,385 ..and it's burning so bright they're having to wear shades in bed. 512 00:24:44,385 --> 00:24:47,705 I'm so smart. It feels like I'm in a seat. Cool. 513 00:24:47,705 --> 00:24:52,345 There will always be sceptics. 514 00:24:52,345 --> 00:24:54,505 But the truth of what really fuels the villa 515 00:24:54,505 --> 00:24:56,945 is written on the novelty doormat. 516 00:24:56,945 --> 00:24:59,185 "This house runs on prosecco." We've got, erm, 517 00:24:59,185 --> 00:25:01,905 "Don't beware of the dogs, beware of the owners." 518 00:25:01,905 --> 00:25:03,345 LAUGHTER 519 00:25:03,345 --> 00:25:06,705 Ah, that's so witty (!) 520 00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:09,665 You'd love my "beer o'clock" tea towel, 521 00:25:09,665 --> 00:25:12,745 and my, "Live, laugh, love" stencil on my kitchen wall. 522 00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:16,345 They're hysterical! 523 00:25:16,345 --> 00:25:17,785 Before the break, we saw the girls 524 00:25:17,785 --> 00:25:19,185 sitting around the fire pit in Casa Amor, 525 00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:21,945 discussing what they look for in a boy. 526 00:25:21,945 --> 00:25:24,545 Like, smile, eyes. Just a good hairline, a beard, tall, tattoos. 527 00:25:24,545 --> 00:25:28,225 That's a good one. And I want someone who is... 528 00:25:28,225 --> 00:25:32,345 Well, here's... 529 00:25:32,345 --> 00:25:34,785 LANA GASPS, LAUGHTER 530 00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:36,385 Oh, no. What happened? 531 00:25:36,385 --> 00:25:38,745 What the fuck?! I don't know. 532 00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:41,025 LAUGHING: I'm so sorry. 533 00:25:41,025 --> 00:25:44,705 Oh, no, we need to go and sort this. I'm so sorry. 534 00:25:44,705 --> 00:25:46,265 SHE SQUEALS 535 00:25:46,265 --> 00:25:47,985 Lana? Shit! 536 00:25:47,985 --> 00:25:50,265 Oh! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, I don't know what happened. 537 00:25:50,265 --> 00:25:52,345 Liv, your bum's wet. Oh, no. 538 00:25:52,345 --> 00:25:54,745 Oh, fuck! I don't know what happened. 539 00:25:54,745 --> 00:25:58,425 Why is it funny? HAIRDRYER BLASTS 540 00:25:58,425 --> 00:26:00,785 They better not air that. LAUGHTER 541 00:26:00,785 --> 00:26:03,185 No, of course we wouldn't, Olivia. 542 00:26:03,185 --> 00:26:12,385 Oops, too late, we already have, sorry. 543 00:26:12,385 --> 00:26:15,385 This week saw the return of a Casa Amor Love Island classic - 544 00:26:15,385 --> 00:26:18,345 Raunchy Races. 545 00:26:18,345 --> 00:26:20,905 But there was a typo on my script, and it said "Raunchy Faces", 546 00:26:20,905 --> 00:26:23,385 which is why you're all seeing this unseen clip 547 00:26:23,385 --> 00:26:25,705 of the Islanders' facial impressions. 548 00:26:25,705 --> 00:26:28,385 # Relax, don't do it When you wanna go to it 549 00:26:28,385 --> 00:26:32,385 # Relax, don't do it When you wanna come 550 00:26:32,385 --> 00:26:36,705 # Relax, don't do it When you wanna suck it, chew it 551 00:26:36,705 --> 00:26:44,345 # Relax, don't do it When you wanna come 552 00:26:44,345 --> 00:26:47,665 # Come. # 553 00:26:47,665 --> 00:26:50,505 Being sexy and fiercely competitive, well, it is a dating show, 554 00:26:50,505 --> 00:26:53,705 our Islanders dived straight into the Raunchy Races... 555 00:26:53,705 --> 00:26:55,145 # Let's go Yo... # 556 00:26:55,145 --> 00:26:58,585 ..and following a well-timed text off yours truly... 557 00:26:58,585 --> 00:27:00,185 TEXT ALERT 558 00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:02,665 Underwater snog with the Islander you think is the sexiest. Go! 559 00:27:02,665 --> 00:27:05,865 Go, Go, go, go. ..the Islanders received a text at the same time, 560 00:27:05,865 --> 00:27:08,625 and whoever did the challenge fastest, won. 561 00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:10,225 Yeah! CHEERING 562 00:27:10,225 --> 00:27:15,345 And here are the Raunchy Races you didn't get to see. 563 00:27:15,345 --> 00:27:20,505 Obviously, "raunchy" is gonna be spicy. 564 00:27:20,505 --> 00:27:23,265 You know, it's gonna be cheeky! 565 00:27:23,265 --> 00:27:25,025 TEXT ALERT 566 00:27:25,025 --> 00:27:27,585 Have a three-way kiss with the two Islanders you fancy the most. 567 00:27:27,585 --> 00:27:30,385 Right, Casey, Tom, quick, quick, quick. Oh! 568 00:27:30,385 --> 00:27:33,225 Yeah! CHEERING 569 00:27:33,225 --> 00:27:35,465 I kissed Tom. LAUGHTER 570 00:27:35,465 --> 00:27:38,985 Olivia and Lana. Oh, my God. Go, Go, go, go. 571 00:27:38,985 --> 00:27:41,585 CHEERING 572 00:27:41,585 --> 00:27:43,505 The villa were fastest. CHEERING 573 00:27:43,505 --> 00:27:49,145 What? Why? 574 00:27:49,145 --> 00:27:52,345 Seductively lick the leg of the Islander you think is the tastiest. 575 00:27:52,345 --> 00:27:54,345 Ooh. Tastiest? 576 00:27:54,345 --> 00:27:55,625 Go, go, go, go. Go, go, go. 577 00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:59,385 CHEERING 578 00:27:59,385 --> 00:28:03,385 Hey. Ooh! 579 00:28:03,385 --> 00:28:06,065 Right, stop, done, done. SHE RETCHES 580 00:28:06,065 --> 00:28:07,905 Lovely (!) I was about... I was gonna get my... 581 00:28:07,905 --> 00:28:10,145 You looked really clean. I was gonna get my Croc off. Sorry? 582 00:28:10,145 --> 00:28:12,465 I was trying to take my Croc off, 583 00:28:12,465 --> 00:28:14,945 I thought she was gonna lick up my toes and legs. 584 00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:17,105 And everyone looked at me funny 585 00:28:17,105 --> 00:28:20,305 and thought I said something else instead of "Croc." 586 00:28:20,305 --> 00:28:23,465 I'll let you use your imagination. 587 00:28:23,465 --> 00:28:24,825 I mean, I didn't shave my legs today, so... 588 00:28:24,825 --> 00:28:26,705 unlucky for you. LAUGHTER 589 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,825 TEXT ALERT Casa Amor were fastest. 590 00:28:29,825 --> 00:28:31,585 Oh, my days. 591 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:33,465 CHEERING 592 00:28:33,465 --> 00:28:36,625 ALL: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 593 00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:39,065 Happy, focus, thinking caps on. 594 00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:41,985 TEXT ALERT The boy with the smallest feet 595 00:28:41,985 --> 00:28:44,545 must suck the toes of the girl they fancy most. 596 00:28:44,545 --> 00:28:48,145 Ten, ten. I'm nine. ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER 597 00:28:48,145 --> 00:28:50,625 Oh, my God. 598 00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:53,185 CHEERING 599 00:28:53,185 --> 00:28:55,385 I must admit, not a fan of sucking toes. 600 00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:57,425 Don't suck toes on the outside. 601 00:28:57,425 --> 00:29:00,505 People were asking, "How was it?" 602 00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:03,785 I'm no toe connoisseur, I have absolutely no idea. 603 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:07,225 LAUGHTER Yeah! 604 00:29:07,225 --> 00:29:09,265 APPLAUSE Yeah, done it very well. 605 00:29:09,265 --> 00:29:10,785 I'm sorry. I'm here for it. 606 00:29:10,785 --> 00:29:12,985 Casa Amor were fastest. I knew it. 607 00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:17,265 CHEERING Whoo! 608 00:29:17,265 --> 00:29:19,905 Any Islander who speaks a second language 609 00:29:19,905 --> 00:29:22,145 should ask for a kiss in that language 610 00:29:22,145 --> 00:29:24,425 from the Islander they fancy the most. 611 00:29:24,425 --> 00:29:25,865 Anyone speak another language? A little bit. 612 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:27,305 SHE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE 613 00:29:27,305 --> 00:29:29,105 Go, go, go. Is this a kiss, or what? 614 00:29:29,105 --> 00:29:31,825 GASPING, CHEERING 615 00:29:31,825 --> 00:29:33,545 Can anyone else speak another language? 616 00:29:33,545 --> 00:29:36,505 Je... Je m'appelle... 617 00:29:36,505 --> 00:29:39,825 HE CHUCKLES Je m'appelle Will. 618 00:29:39,825 --> 00:29:42,025 Absolutely fucked it there, didn't I? 619 00:29:42,025 --> 00:29:45,105 IAIN: As we all know, it was the main villa that won the challenge. 620 00:29:45,105 --> 00:29:49,465 Whoo! We won the party. And it is buzzin'! 621 00:29:49,465 --> 00:29:56,585 ALL CHANT: Villa! Villa! Villa! 622 00:29:56,585 --> 00:30:00,665 If you ask me, the Love Island Villa is the Eighth Wonder Of The World. 623 00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:03,345 And I don't care what anyone "sphinx"! 624 00:30:03,345 --> 00:30:06,345 The entire aesthetic is inspired by ancient Egyptian culture. 625 00:30:06,345 --> 00:30:11,665 MUSIC: 'Walk Like an Egyptian' by The Bangles 626 00:30:11,665 --> 00:30:12,985 IAIN: Like the ancient Egyptians, 627 00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:15,105 our designers use a form of indecipherable hieroglyphics. 628 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:18,425 And the fire pit, kitchen and pool areas 629 00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:22,985 are also inspired by ancient Egyptian symbolism. 630 00:30:22,985 --> 00:30:24,665 They wanted to fill the pool with asses' milk, 631 00:30:24,665 --> 00:30:27,185 but we had to draw the line somewhere. 632 00:30:27,185 --> 00:30:28,985 Other than that, the place is a trove of hidden treasures 633 00:30:28,985 --> 00:30:31,385 buried deep inside the villa. 634 00:30:31,385 --> 00:30:33,865 Let me wrap you up. All right. Like a mummy. 635 00:30:33,865 --> 00:30:35,785 Just... You have to sit up, then. 636 00:30:35,785 --> 00:30:38,585 Yeah, put your legs out. 637 00:30:38,585 --> 00:30:41,185 THEY LAUGH 638 00:30:41,185 --> 00:30:43,585 Now we can get more of these. I'll grab the one off my bed. 639 00:30:43,585 --> 00:30:46,505 We were just messing about. 640 00:30:46,505 --> 00:30:49,065 We always do stupid stuff in that bedroom. 641 00:30:49,065 --> 00:30:51,065 Just wrestling each other a bit. 642 00:30:51,065 --> 00:30:52,225 Right, mine's tight. 643 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:54,425 CASEY CHUCKLES 644 00:30:54,425 --> 00:30:56,745 THEY LAUGH 645 00:30:56,745 --> 00:30:58,305 I thought, "Yeah, why not? Let's give it a go." 646 00:30:58,305 --> 00:31:02,585 WILL EXHALES Hello, Mister! 647 00:31:02,585 --> 00:31:05,705 Wait, make sure he can't get that hand out, Will, cos he can untie it. 648 00:31:05,705 --> 00:31:08,945 Little did I know that they were gonna tie me up 649 00:31:08,945 --> 00:31:11,265 so I couldn't move an inch of my life and tickle me. 650 00:31:11,265 --> 00:31:13,065 LAUGHTER 651 00:31:13,065 --> 00:31:19,625 He's a bit of a wriggler, do you know what I mean? 652 00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:21,505 Wriggles about a lot. 653 00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:23,905 So when we really wanted to get that good tickle timing in, 654 00:31:23,905 --> 00:31:26,065 he couldn't move, bless him. 655 00:31:26,065 --> 00:31:34,305 LAUGHTER 656 00:31:34,305 --> 00:31:36,465 OK, OK. Time out, time out, time out. 657 00:31:36,465 --> 00:31:39,025 I get three time outs. I get three time outs. 658 00:31:39,025 --> 00:31:41,905 All right. Oh, OK. 659 00:31:41,905 --> 00:31:44,305 LAUGHTER 660 00:31:44,305 --> 00:31:46,305 Nym-nym-nym. Nym-nym-nym. 661 00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:48,705 LAUGHTER 662 00:31:48,705 --> 00:31:50,625 Help! Please! 663 00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:51,945 Please! 664 00:31:51,945 --> 00:31:55,305 LAUGHING: Please! Have mercy. 665 00:31:55,305 --> 00:31:56,705 He literally couldn't move. 666 00:31:56,705 --> 00:31:58,305 We could have done anything we wanted. 667 00:31:58,305 --> 00:32:00,745 HE LAUGHS It was so funny. 668 00:32:00,745 --> 00:32:02,785 Could you tickle him? Tickle his feet. 669 00:32:02,785 --> 00:32:05,785 CASEY LAUGHS 670 00:32:05,785 --> 00:32:07,945 LAUGHTER 671 00:32:07,945 --> 00:32:10,905 Kai, help. Kai, help. Please! Please! 672 00:32:10,905 --> 00:32:15,145 Kai, help! I'm tied up. It doesn't take three of you. 673 00:32:15,145 --> 00:32:17,425 CASEY LAUGHS 674 00:32:17,425 --> 00:32:19,465 Time out! 675 00:32:19,465 --> 00:32:22,385 All right. See you in a bit, mate. 676 00:32:22,385 --> 00:32:27,265 It was not fun for me. I'm definitely gonna get my payback. 677 00:32:27,265 --> 00:32:34,545 IAIN: I hope that unseen bit tickled you as much as it did Casey. 678 00:32:34,545 --> 00:32:37,185 Be it Casa or the main villa, 679 00:32:37,185 --> 00:32:39,945 our Islanders have nowhere to hide from our cameras. 680 00:32:39,945 --> 00:32:41,745 We're monitoring their every move. 681 00:32:41,745 --> 00:32:44,025 Plus, of course, we log all the snogs. 682 00:32:44,025 --> 00:32:47,385 MUSIC: 'Kiss' by Prince And The Revolution 683 00:32:47,385 --> 00:32:57,385 And there was one kiss in particular that set tongues wagging 684 00:32:57,385 --> 00:33:00,305 in more ways than one. 685 00:33:00,305 --> 00:33:02,385 I kind of want another one. 686 00:33:02,385 --> 00:33:03,545 Do you? Yeah, a little bit. 687 00:33:03,545 --> 00:33:05,385 HE LAUGHS A little bit 688 00:33:05,385 --> 00:33:07,705 Well, I would come up and... 689 00:33:07,705 --> 00:33:09,945 So, am I gonna get...? Yeah, I think you're gonna have to. 690 00:33:09,945 --> 00:33:18,025 HE LAUGHS 691 00:33:18,025 --> 00:33:21,625 IAIN: Here are some unseen bits of what I'm calling Straddlegate. 692 00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:23,985 Actually, I straddled a gate once, it was a bit too high for me. 693 00:33:23,985 --> 00:33:27,185 Hurt like hell, let me tell you. 694 00:33:27,185 --> 00:33:29,185 Tell me why I straddled him, please. 695 00:33:29,185 --> 00:33:30,385 Like, I fully, like... No, you didn't! 696 00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:32,385 GASPING 697 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,145 I fully went in for a kiss. 698 00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:35,905 LAUGHTER 699 00:33:35,905 --> 00:33:37,945 Then she went... 700 00:33:37,945 --> 00:33:40,745 She went like this. 701 00:33:40,745 --> 00:33:42,665 LAUGHTER 702 00:33:42,665 --> 00:33:47,745 LAUGHING: She straddled me. 703 00:33:47,745 --> 00:33:49,985 LAUGHTER 704 00:33:49,985 --> 00:33:51,905 I was like... 705 00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:54,065 LAUGHTER 706 00:33:54,065 --> 00:33:55,545 It was a really good kiss. 707 00:33:55,545 --> 00:33:57,905 It was a little longer than the last one. It was? Yeah? 708 00:33:57,905 --> 00:34:01,065 It was a really good kiss. He's a really good kisser. 709 00:34:01,065 --> 00:34:03,865 Fucking hell. Like, even talk... Like, fucking hell. 710 00:34:03,865 --> 00:34:06,545 Like, even talking about it, my stomach... 711 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:09,985 Fuck, he just... SHE SQUEALS 712 00:34:09,985 --> 00:34:11,065 That's what we like. 713 00:34:11,065 --> 00:34:12,985 Oh, God! 714 00:34:12,985 --> 00:34:15,665 Was it nice? LAUGHTER 715 00:34:15,665 --> 00:34:20,905 It was nice. Nice kiss? Yeah, it was a nice kiss. 716 00:34:20,905 --> 00:34:26,025 I just didn't expect to be straddled. No. 717 00:34:26,025 --> 00:34:27,945 IAIN: A "straddle on the terrace" sounds like a cocktail. 718 00:34:27,945 --> 00:34:29,745 I quite fancy one myself, actually. 719 00:34:29,745 --> 00:34:38,924 See you after the break for more Unseen Bits. 720 00:34:38,925 --> 00:34:40,485 See you after the break for more Unseen Bits. Let's go. Three, two, one... Now! 721 00:34:40,485 --> 00:34:44,325 See you after the break for more Unseen Bits. IAIN: OK, and welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits, 722 00:34:44,325 --> 00:34:46,405 See you after the break for more Unseen Bits. the show that takes its cue from relationship mayhem 723 00:34:46,405 --> 00:34:48,645 unleashed on the main show. 724 00:34:48,645 --> 00:34:50,485 We're not just about the romances 725 00:34:50,485 --> 00:34:53,205 and the bromances. 726 00:34:53,205 --> 00:34:55,885 Instead, we let the extraordinary everyday lives of our Islanders 727 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:59,085 lead us on a merry dance. You're just bouncing, bro. 728 00:34:59,085 --> 00:35:01,285 How do we do it, then? Why do you want to learn? 729 00:35:01,285 --> 00:35:03,485 The vibes are infectious... 730 00:35:03,485 --> 00:35:05,965 Oh, my God! Buzzing! 731 00:35:05,965 --> 00:35:08,685 Take me back, take me back, take me back. 732 00:35:08,685 --> 00:35:12,685 ..the sun is shining and it's frying the boys' minds. 733 00:35:12,685 --> 00:35:15,085 I think it's going that way, no? Going that way. 734 00:35:15,085 --> 00:35:16,725 If it's going that way, it's still morning. 735 00:35:16,725 --> 00:35:18,325 What about if it's going that way? Huh? 736 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:20,285 Going that way. If it was going that way? 737 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:21,645 Yeah. What if it's going that way? 738 00:35:21,645 --> 00:35:25,365 Then we're in a bit of a pickle if it's going that way! 739 00:35:25,365 --> 00:35:28,405 Just the finest sunkissed clips selected just for you. 740 00:35:28,405 --> 00:35:30,085 You might be tired, but come on, everyone... 741 00:35:30,085 --> 00:35:32,565 make some noise! 742 00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,605 Meow. 743 00:35:34,605 --> 00:35:39,645 Prrr. 744 00:35:39,645 --> 00:35:42,885 THEY SNIGGER 745 00:35:42,885 --> 00:35:45,565 Ow-ow! 746 00:35:45,565 --> 00:35:48,885 Wah-wah-wah! 747 00:35:48,885 --> 00:36:00,285 TOM GRUNTS 748 00:36:00,285 --> 00:36:03,565 Despite it looking like a 24/7 party, 749 00:36:03,565 --> 00:36:07,365 life in the villa can sometimes be quite dull. 750 00:36:07,365 --> 00:36:09,205 So when something out of the ordinary happens, 751 00:36:09,205 --> 00:36:11,565 the Islanders wet themselves with excitement. 752 00:36:11,565 --> 00:36:14,205 Luckily, Tom was already heading to the bathroom. 753 00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:15,445 Tom, where you going? 754 00:36:15,445 --> 00:36:16,805 Just to the toilet. I'll be two minutes. 755 00:36:16,805 --> 00:36:18,285 Toilet. He's like a child. 756 00:36:18,285 --> 00:36:20,485 Pfft. Fuck me, bruv. 757 00:36:20,485 --> 00:36:24,125 And Tom's not the only one who's like a big kid. 758 00:36:24,125 --> 00:36:27,045 Look, I bought myself a new toy! Cooey! 759 00:36:27,045 --> 00:36:31,085 MUSIC: 'Danger Zone' by Kenny Loggins 760 00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:33,725 Look, lads, I'm upside down! 761 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:37,245 Oh, feel bit queasy now. 762 00:36:37,245 --> 00:36:39,805 Think it's just going to the shops or something. 763 00:36:39,805 --> 00:36:41,525 No shop runs for me, Ron, 764 00:36:41,525 --> 00:36:45,405 I'm starting my own airline - IainsyJet. 765 00:36:45,405 --> 00:36:46,965 Must have a few quid to spend it on fuel. 766 00:36:46,965 --> 00:36:48,085 Fuel, schmuel. 767 00:36:48,085 --> 00:36:50,485 As long as the little red fuel light doesn't come on, I'll... 768 00:36:50,485 --> 00:36:52,965 Oh, dear. 769 00:36:52,965 --> 00:36:54,565 Do you reckon he's got scared? 770 00:36:54,565 --> 00:37:00,005 # Highway to the Danger Zone... # 771 00:37:00,005 --> 00:37:02,285 Well, I wasn't, but now I see the fuel gauge, 772 00:37:02,285 --> 00:37:04,205 I've totally lost my nerve. 773 00:37:04,205 --> 00:37:07,525 Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf! 774 00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:09,125 Oh, my days, Thomas. 775 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:13,365 Is Tom all right? I think he's doing a shit. 776 00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:15,405 Fucking said two minutes, the fucking idiot. 777 00:37:15,405 --> 00:37:19,165 Tom, hurry up! I'm gonna do a loop the loop! 778 00:37:19,165 --> 00:37:23,645 # Highway to the Danger Zone. # 779 00:37:23,645 --> 00:37:26,245 Where is he? He's right there. 780 00:37:26,245 --> 00:37:30,165 Hiya, Tom! 781 00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:32,405 He's a real daredevil. 782 00:37:32,405 --> 00:37:34,885 Don't get many of them these days. 783 00:37:34,885 --> 00:37:36,925 I'm not a daredevil. Please, do something! 784 00:37:36,925 --> 00:37:41,285 Mayday, Mayday! Help me! 785 00:37:41,285 --> 00:37:43,565 Have you seen what it says on his, erm, on his plane? 786 00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:47,245 Casa Amor. 787 00:37:47,245 --> 00:37:51,085 Oh, no, it doesn't. It says, "All the girls are re-coupling." 788 00:37:51,085 --> 00:37:52,885 Never mind re-coupling, 789 00:37:52,885 --> 00:37:55,125 they'll be re-coupling my legs to my torso 790 00:37:55,125 --> 00:38:02,325 if you don't just stop sitting there, and do something! 791 00:38:02,325 --> 00:38:05,485 Well, that was terrifying, but it seems that even back on the ground 792 00:38:05,485 --> 00:38:08,605 there is still plenty to be scared of, 793 00:38:08,605 --> 00:38:13,045 as we discovered a few weeks ago in our Beach Hut Bonanza! 794 00:38:13,045 --> 00:38:14,565 I used to be just like, "No, argh!" 795 00:38:14,565 --> 00:38:17,645 As soon as I see a spider, especially a big spider, 796 00:38:17,645 --> 00:38:19,965 I'm out, I'm gone. This is making my skin itch already. 797 00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:23,245 But that was BC, Before Claudia, 798 00:38:23,245 --> 00:38:25,285 meaning we didn't have a Scooby about her fears or phobias. 799 00:38:25,285 --> 00:38:27,845 Until now. 800 00:38:27,845 --> 00:38:30,365 My biggest fear in life is spiders. Oh, I hate spiders. 801 00:38:30,365 --> 00:38:33,365 No, as in, we're not gonna work, are we? Cos I will... 802 00:38:33,365 --> 00:38:35,605 I will literally be the one jumping on the bed, like... 803 00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:37,645 I'll actually have to grow some balls. 804 00:38:37,645 --> 00:38:39,605 They make me feel physically sick. Do you know what, like? 805 00:38:39,605 --> 00:38:43,405 When people have, like, them on their hand.... No. 806 00:38:43,405 --> 00:38:45,045 ..and let them, like, walk. No, can't do it. 807 00:38:45,045 --> 00:38:47,525 But you've been to Australia. D'you see any out there? 808 00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:49,845 You know what? No, I didn't. Everyone was like, 809 00:38:49,845 --> 00:38:52,125 "When you go to the toilet, lift up the seat check there's no spiders." 810 00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:55,245 And then you couldn't go in the sea at night cos there was, like, 811 00:38:55,245 --> 00:38:57,125 a crocodile on the loose on the beach. 812 00:38:57,125 --> 00:38:58,565 And then there's great whites. 813 00:38:58,565 --> 00:39:00,565 Then you've got to swim, like, in these nets, 814 00:39:00,565 --> 00:39:02,605 so jellyfish don't sting you. I don't know how people do it. 815 00:39:02,605 --> 00:39:04,325 I don't know how people do it in Australia. No. 816 00:39:04,325 --> 00:39:06,765 You're suffering from a very common condition 817 00:39:06,765 --> 00:39:08,925 called Australia-phobia, Claudia. 818 00:39:08,925 --> 00:39:12,085 I get it every time we play them at rugby. 819 00:39:12,085 --> 00:39:13,765 So we were talking about it and Jessie was saying, 820 00:39:13,765 --> 00:39:15,565 the huntsman, she said they are absolutely massive. 821 00:39:15,565 --> 00:39:16,965 Spider? They go in your car. 822 00:39:16,965 --> 00:39:19,125 I do not want no crawly things all over me, thank you very much. 823 00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:22,405 And people say you're meant to eat eight in your lifetime. 824 00:39:22,405 --> 00:39:25,725 I'm like... What? You're supposed to eat eight spiders? 825 00:39:25,725 --> 00:39:27,925 Yeah, because you sleep with your mouth open. 826 00:39:27,925 --> 00:39:29,805 I don't sleep with my mouth open. You do, you definitely do. 827 00:39:29,805 --> 00:39:31,885 No, I really don't. No, I don't. 828 00:39:31,885 --> 00:39:34,685 IAIN: When you say you're supposed to eat eight spiders 829 00:39:34,685 --> 00:39:36,725 in your lifetime, Claudia, remember that that's an estimate, 830 00:39:36,725 --> 00:39:42,285 not an actual legal requirement. 831 00:39:42,285 --> 00:39:45,485 Over the years, Love Island 832 00:39:45,485 --> 00:39:48,525 has become part of the fabric of British culture, like Shakespeare. 833 00:39:48,525 --> 00:39:50,445 And nothing sums up the romance, regret, intrigue 834 00:39:50,445 --> 00:39:52,645 and wavering loyalties of our epic drama 835 00:39:52,645 --> 00:39:58,045 than the post-Casa re-coupling. 836 00:39:58,045 --> 00:39:59,685 Enter the leading lady. 837 00:39:59,685 --> 00:40:15,685 DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC 838 00:40:15,685 --> 00:40:19,605 IAIN: Let us begin our dramatic story, told in three acts. 839 00:40:19,605 --> 00:40:21,485 We had the history. 840 00:40:21,485 --> 00:40:25,685 A leopard never changes her spots. 841 00:40:25,685 --> 00:40:32,485 I actually meant it when I said that I love you. 842 00:40:32,485 --> 00:40:35,525 I think that's just history. 843 00:40:35,525 --> 00:40:39,205 IAIN: We saw the tragedy. 844 00:40:39,205 --> 00:40:41,285 DRAMATIC, TRAGIC MUSIC 845 00:40:41,285 --> 00:40:55,645 I... honestly feel like the worst human. 846 00:40:55,645 --> 00:40:59,525 I... honestly feel like the worst human. 847 00:40:59,525 --> 00:41:01,885 IAIN: The comedy. Actually, there was no comedy. 848 00:41:01,885 --> 00:41:04,045 Just an unseen prelude. 849 00:41:04,045 --> 00:41:05,965 Which showed that before any epic showdown, 850 00:41:05,965 --> 00:41:08,925 there are always backstage nerves. 851 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:10,205 There's gonna be some shocks. 852 00:41:10,205 --> 00:41:11,845 If there's some shocks, I'll be like, "Pfft, wow." 853 00:41:11,845 --> 00:41:13,565 Gonna be like, "What?!" I'll fully vocalise my shock. 854 00:41:13,565 --> 00:41:17,045 KAI FARTS 855 00:41:17,045 --> 00:41:21,125 Who's farted? Sorry, bros. That one was me. 856 00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:26,165 Fuck's sake. 857 00:41:26,165 --> 00:41:36,965 IAIN: It's that time! It's... 858 00:41:36,965 --> 00:41:40,645 And this week, I asked them to do their best celebrity impressions. 859 00:41:40,645 --> 00:41:43,605 Aw! Let's go! 860 00:41:43,605 --> 00:41:46,525 SULTRY: I'll be back. No, no, no, I can do it better! 861 00:41:46,525 --> 00:41:48,085 SAME TONE: I'll be back. 862 00:41:48,085 --> 00:41:49,245 Nope. 863 00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:51,485 Gemma Collins, the GC, babe. 864 00:41:51,485 --> 00:41:53,125 Oh, my God, my hair is frazzled! 865 00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:55,805 It's fuckin' frazzled! 866 00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:58,005 I'm claustrophobic, Darren. 867 00:41:58,005 --> 00:42:01,125 I'm all gamed out. I'm done with the games. I'm sick of playing games! 868 00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:03,885 LIV GIGGLES 869 00:42:03,885 --> 00:42:05,325 Taylor Swift, I'mma let you finish, 870 00:42:05,325 --> 00:42:08,565 but Beyonce got the best music video. 871 00:42:08,565 --> 00:42:10,525 Of all time! 872 00:42:10,525 --> 00:42:13,165 TANYA SQUEALS 873 00:42:13,165 --> 00:42:16,325 I wanna do, like, Michael McIntyre. He used to follow me on Twitter. 874 00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:18,845 Right, so, Will, you're coming out of retirement for this girl, 875 00:42:18,845 --> 00:42:21,525 and you've gone and kissed Layla. And now you're feeling all upset. 876 00:42:21,525 --> 00:42:27,405 Let's get fookin' mortal! 877 00:42:27,405 --> 00:42:30,845 Boris! It's the hair for me, the hair will be like this. 878 00:42:30,845 --> 00:42:33,085 You know, I mean, of course, you know, 879 00:42:33,085 --> 00:42:34,325 it wasn't really a party, but, you know, 880 00:42:34,325 --> 00:42:37,445 a bit of wine and cheese and things like that, you see. 881 00:42:37,445 --> 00:42:40,805 Oh, I can do Britney Spears. OK... 882 00:42:40,805 --> 00:42:46,245 # Oh, baby, baby How was I supposed to know? # 883 00:42:46,245 --> 00:42:49,445 You know off Family Guy, what's his name, Quagmire? 884 00:42:49,445 --> 00:42:52,325 Giggidy-giggedy-giggedy-giggedy. 885 00:42:52,325 --> 00:42:56,605 Hi, Lois. Me and Brian are gonna go for a few beers down The Clam. 886 00:42:56,605 --> 00:42:58,565 I really enjoy watching Friends. 887 00:42:58,565 --> 00:43:01,005 # Smelly cat, smelly cat... # 888 00:43:01,005 --> 00:43:02,685 How YOU doin'? 889 00:43:02,685 --> 00:43:07,245 We were on a break! That one was Ross. 890 00:43:07,245 --> 00:43:10,045 And that's how I'm probably feeling a little bit... 891 00:43:10,045 --> 00:43:12,485 a little bit like now. 892 00:43:12,485 --> 00:43:14,085 Whew. AS ROCKY: Adrian! 893 00:43:14,085 --> 00:43:16,325 Let me try, like, David Attenborough. 894 00:43:16,325 --> 00:43:19,525 AS ATTENBOROUGH: Here we are in the Love Island garden... 895 00:43:19,525 --> 00:43:22,445 We've got Casey, Tom and Will... 896 00:43:22,445 --> 00:43:26,325 Their female loved ones have gone out for the day, and they're lost. 897 00:43:26,325 --> 00:43:31,805 And we have Kai, the sloth. SHE LAUGHS 898 00:43:31,805 --> 00:43:33,485 Oh, man. 899 00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:37,005 You know what I could do? Scooby Doo. 900 00:43:37,005 --> 00:43:39,085 AS SCOOBY: Shaggy! 901 00:43:39,085 --> 00:43:41,885 I'd love to be a Bond girl. 902 00:43:41,885 --> 00:43:45,285 The name's Bond. 903 00:43:45,285 --> 00:43:46,925 James Bond. 904 00:43:46,925 --> 00:43:48,925 I think I sound too Aussie, don't I? 905 00:43:48,925 --> 00:43:50,645 Let me get into character. 906 00:43:50,645 --> 00:43:52,485 AS IAIN: Tonight... 907 00:43:52,485 --> 00:43:55,125 ..on Love Island... 908 00:43:55,125 --> 00:43:58,765 Two new girls... ..enter the villa. 909 00:43:58,765 --> 00:44:04,605 Terrace Tom is in trouble once again. 910 00:44:04,605 --> 00:44:09,125 IAIN: So, that's enough of that. Perfect time to end the show. 911 00:44:09,125 --> 00:44:14,565 See you all next week.