IAIN STIRLING: Previously, on Love Island,
movie night premiered, and it was explosive.
SCREAMING
That made me feel like a dick head. I've got nothing to be sorry about.
LAUGHTER
Why are they laughing? Is that funny?
Oh, my God.
DRAMATIC MUSIC
I told you about my kiss. Oh, whatever.
What else do you want me to tell you?
Shut up, man.
You're getting defensive and you're in the wrong.
Am I not allowed to defend myself?
IAIN: Tonight, Movie Night Two.
This time, it's personal.
Girls, what goes through your heads?
I'm done.
Look me dead in my eye, do you love me?
My head is scrambled at the moment.
IAIN: It's movie night in the villa, and the Islanders are watching
some seriously X-certificate clips
and judging by how the evening's gone so far,
before the night's over, there's gonna be
some seriously ex couples in them.
# Bad news like a sucker punch What do you say? #
Get these away from me.
LAUGHTER Get them away from me. Big time.
TEXT ALERT
Go on, Samie. Go on.
SAMIE READS:
Jessie. Jessie. 1,200.
Yeah. That's a lot.
Done! In how long? An hour?
30 minutes. Oh, so half of that, 650.
50,000. LAUGHTER
Depends. For you girls,
if it's missionary, you're sitting there doing nothing.
TEXT ALERT
We win! CHEERING
Whoo! We won.
What did you put? 300.
And it's 200 calories, is the answer.
200 calories? What are them man doing?
What are these lot doing, bro? Maybe for a girl.
A-yoo!
Go on, Jessie. I got you, girls.
Well done, Jessie, babe.
What are we doing?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Play Ronnie Darko.
RON LAUGHS No!
I'm nervous. My heart's going. I'm nervous for you, honey.
Oh, God.
On a real, tonight, in bed, how you gonna be?
I don't know, mate. I really don't know.
The thing is, you know what my scenario's like,
I do really like Liv, bro. I know you do.
But does Liv like me as much as I like her?
Also, I feel like if there's anybody who's gonna be cracking on,
I think it's gonna be Liv. I'll be honest, Liv will re-couple.
Oh, OK! Nice.
She was obsessed with Tom.
Then she couldn't get Tom, then she went back to Tom
cos Tom showed interest again.
"I couldn't get Tom", that's nice words.
And I feel like that, for her, was her way of staying here.
Oh, wow! OK.
You and Samie, you've been getting to know each other
for a week and a half, maybe a week. Yeah.
And, as much as I love Samie and everything else,
how does a girl like that resist all the boys cracking on with her?
Look, I'm not gonna put it in your head
that she's lipsing every boy in there,
I'd be very surprised
that she hasn't been hoping to get to know people
and doing certain things.
I can't see her coming back on her own.
No. I know it's hard not to,
but I genuinely wouldn't deep it as much as you think
bringing Lydia back.
Wow, you're not my friend, not at all.
# Get when you're playing with fire... #
I already knew he was a fake friend. I don't need him.
And that's my way of staying here?
I said that to you. No, Ron, that's rude.
What? I said that to you, that you'd re-couple.
No, you said that I couldn't get Tom. That's rude.
Well, is it not true?
Oh, Ron, Ron. Come on.
All right, not like that, but I mean, like...
Nice choice of words, "my friend".
Every lad in here was the same.
We all thought you'd re-couple, and you did re-couple.
There's nothing wrong with that.
You've literally said that I couldn't get Tom.
That's nasty. Oh, come on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
No, but that's so horrible. Liv, come on.
Liv, Liv, Liv, Liv.
Come on, don't cry.
You could have anybody you wanted.
You are absolutely the most gorgeous girl I've ever laid eyes on.
You could have any guy that you wanted in life.
Don't even be stupid.
# That's what you get When you're playing with fire... #
You've got this. You're so beautiful.
Don't make anyone think anything even of you.
MARTIN LAUGHS
Martin, is something funny?
Leave me alone, man. No, is something funny to you?
Don't talk to me, bro. It's not funny.
It's absolutely not funny at all!
Why would you laugh? It's not funny in the slightest.
Is there something you find funny?
Don't talk to me, bruv.
Honestly, I don't feel sorry at all. But I'll say sorry.
Because it's Lana's mate.
PHONE CHIMES
READS:
Oh, not me. Oh, I have, I have.
Many a times. I'll bet. I have.
Have you not? Don't be silly. Oh, I have, actually.
Yeah, you have. What do we think of that?
Ooh, 60. 40.
Guys, we need to get this right. I don't think I ever have.
Carpet burn? Yes, on the carpets!
Doing the groove.
50? Shall we do 50?
Yeah? Yeah. Go on. Go on, go on.
50. Go 50.
PHONE CHIMES
CHEERING
It was tight, but girls answered the fastest, so girls win.
Answer - 65%.
That's a lot of people.
Play Shaq To The Future.
How are you, sweetheart? What's happening?
This is for you. What's...? Oh.
Oh, you guys are matching today. It's just tea. It's a bit hot.
That's Zara. Are you wearing the same shades as me?
Maybe.
It's true.
No, if you're actually interested in someone,
you owe it to yourself to get to know them,
because you don't know, like, what it could be.
I would like... You are someone that I would go for as well, so...
Same with you.
So, like, I do want to explore that
and see... see the rise.
What you getting nervous for? I'm not getting nervous.
All I did was look at you and you're getting all nervous and shy.
I'm not getting nervous, shut up. Keep composed, innit.
Hm? Keep composed.
Fuck off! You're so fucking confident.
Brought him a cup of tea. Zara!
That's so minor. You know full well she's gonna make a ting of that.
Oh, she better not, bro. I swear to God. After that!
# I'm wicked as they come
# I'm hooked On the taste of revenge... #
Shaq's getting daggers.
How is Shaq getting daggers? Know what I mean?
Bro, are you seeing the looks I'm getting?
Yeah. I'm so confused.
Does anyone have something they want to ask me?
Are you upset about the clip?
I've nothing to say to you.
Me? You don't remember your clip?
What's funny, my love? OK. Huh?
Do you not remember your clip? What's funny?
I'm laughing at the fact... You knew about mine, honey.
That's the difference.
What did you see that you didn't know about?
That's the difference, that's the difference.
What did you see that you didn't know about?
Honey, everything.
I gave you a tea and then you were like,
"Yeah, keep looking at me, I'm here, babe."
Not those exact words, but that's exactly...
That's what you said. Oh, my God.
How can I give you a tea
and then you carry on flirting with this girl?
I told you, you told me you love me
and then you went to Casa Amor and kissed someone. Erm, hello.
That's so childish. How is that childish?
You're comparing a tea to a conversation
and you said "I love you"
and went to Casa Amor and kissed and brought someone back.
When you say you're over something, you're over it. Yeah, OK.
You bringing this up now, yeah?
But I was in a situation, you said, "How many times?"
I didn't know after I gave you a tea,
you carried on flirting with Zara. I didn't know that.
That's the only thing I have an issue with. Nothing else.
Shaq, are you sorry? I don't want his apology.
What is all this "Sorry" shit?
Seriously, like, it's just embarrassing.
# See you on the dark side When I'm done
# I'm wicked as they come. #
There's a lot of talking. It has to happen tonight.
TEXT ALERT
28%? Less, less. That's not enough.
I reckon it's like, 5%.
I think men's is higher, you know.
Men see women and go, "Oh, my God, yes, my dick."
In reality... 15.
Come on. Shall we do 15?
I think it's more than you think, cos men don't say it. Say 20, Lana.
I'd say 45. 45%?
Go 40. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Send it.
TEXT ALERT
Boys, we win. The answer's 48.
Answer's 48!
48? See, they fall in love more than we do.
What we going for? We're going for Olivia.
Play Liv Actually. Oh, God!
It's all right, we got this. Got this.
Should be used to watching myself.
What one of yous' are wifed off already, then?
Early days. Liv?
LAUGHTER Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
So what do you think about all the other couples?
I think they're all gonna be fine, to be fair.
I think Claudia forgave Casey way too quickly.
Do you think? Yeah.
She was close to kissing Bayley, though. Was she?
Yeah! Really?
She was thinking about it.
Even today, Samie will probably sweep things under with Tom,
but it shouldn't be that easy. I don't know if they'd work, though.
How come? I don't know, that's just me looking in.
So what do you think about Kai and Sanam?
I feel like they make, like, a lot of sense.
I think he only re-coupled because he wanted to stay safe. Yeah.
And he thought he'd be in a vulnerable position
if I came back with someone.
His head's turned four times.
And he's been in the bottom three, what, three times already.
Oh, my days! It's nothing I wouldn't say.
# There's nothing holding me back I'm always on the attack. #
Oh, the shade is real. The shade. The shade!
If you've got any questions, come to me after. Fuck me.
This is the first day that you lot met, like, the boys,
you forgot his name? I'm glad I forgot it.
I forgot it already, do you know what I mean?
# I'm doing it. #
TEXT ALERT
Ooh, I've got a text!
A lot.
I reckon, like, 75. Nah, I reckon 35.
I literally had one two nights ago with my ex.
I reckon 90. I reckon 75.
Guys, I reckon 90. I say stay 70.
You sent it? Yeah, I sent it.
What did you send?
TEXT ALERT
Yay, we win!
CHEERING
Was actually 20%. I want to see Free Willy.
We want Free Willy.
We've got you, we've got you, we've got you.
It is going to be OK.
I love you, Jessie.
Shall I call you daddy tonight?
OK, sound, you can whisper that in my ear later.
There's a lot of sexual tension, isn't there?
I think you do bring out a cheeky side in me.
Yeah, and I really like that about you.
Which I haven't really had.
I feel like I gravitate towards you a little bit.
Yeah, you make me nervous.
ON-SCREEN SMOOCHING
Just close your eyes, you don't wanna see it.
Does that mean we're sharing a bed, then, or...
OK, can I share a bed?
Really?! Are you asking me?
Playa!
You're a troublemaker.
ALL GASP
CLAUDIA: What the fuck?
RON: Do you regret it?
Like, the way its made me feel... I think, really, just...
Reiterates just how much I do like Jesse.
He said to me three days ago you are going to be lipsing in Casa, I have
gone, "No."
It'll be three girls to find out how I felt was actually legit.
I'm so disappointed in myself.
I think I am actually falling in love with Jesse.
That's a good thing, that's a good thing.
# I want you to want me... #
Will, she's fine.
I couldn't watch it, what...
It was you in bed and then she, like, you could see her
moving under the covers and you went, "That's naughty" or something.
That will be the only thing she pulls you up on.
OK.
TEARFULLY: I don't know how I feel.
Let your emotions out.
CLAUDIA: The end was good. The end was really good.
He realised what a mistake he made and he said he loved you.
It's OK.
She touched him. She touched him.
Everything you saw, you expected it. It's fine.
No! No!
Not the dick touch.
Did she actually touch his dick?
Yes! It looked like it.
She tried to cuddle me in bed and I went,
"That's naughty, that's not what's going on."
Swear to God.
There was no hand movement. There was no hand movement.
Are you lot serious?
Come on!
There was no hand movement under the bed.
Don't make it worse!
Who's saying that? Come on!
Don't do that.
Whoever's trying to make that more than it is is sore.
That's not fair.
I agree.
Tanya, are you saying that?
Me and Samie said it.
Yeah, but do you honestly, do you think... But why?
Leave me alone. Leave me alone. If you don't agree, you don't agree.
She's obviously tried to touch and there's nothing happened there.
If you don't agree, you don't agree.
Don't make it's something it's not. Don't make it's something it's not.
I'm saying it's not! I'm saying it's fine.
Tanya, why are you piping up and trying to see?
# I want you to want me. #
IAIN: It's Movie Night, and between you and me,
there's been some serious Oscar talk.
It was Oscar the lighting guy.
He said he's not angry at the Islanders' behaviour.
He's just very disappointed.
TEXT ALERT
HE READS
I think it's about...
It's about not having sex in a whole year? 30...
Lower. Shh!
All right, 52.
Quick cos we need to do it fast, guys.
Send it fast, send it fast.
I reckon it's higher, but we'll send it.
TEXT ALERT
Boys win.
Yeah, boys win. Boys win.
Whoopee (!) You're gonna have a great time.
56.9. 56.9.
Do you want me to go Jessie?
Just go Jessie, please.
Can we go Jess Side Story.
At least I won't be so embarrassed.
'I'm really bad. I get object permanence.'
'What does that mean?'
'If something is not in front of me, I forget that it exists.'
True. Out of mind.
'The boys aren't here.
'Follow your heart, do what you want to do,
'and deal with it when we get back.'
ALL AGREE
'When the cats are away, the mice come out to play.'
Oohh!
GIRLS CHEER
I wish I could stick to my own words.
GIRLS LAUGH
Guys, we all look fit then. GIRLS LAUGH
Bro, look, if that was on the other side,
yeah, we'd be getting kicked off,
but it's our maturity, so it's fine.
If they want to be mad at that, they can.
Also, you did not get object permanence
whilst you was in there.
If they want to take offence to that, they can.
It's minor. It's so minor.
She done fuck all wrong!
DRAMATIC MUSIC
I... Wha-Wha... Relax, I'm saying it's minor!
Fucking hell! I know! I know.
I'm agreeing with you. Why are you shouting at me?
I'm not shouting at you! We haven't got a problem.
Fucking hell.
Cos you know we can't say anything cos they'll just fucking go at us.
# From the start... #
If we literally said, "You girls had really nice clips."
"Yeah, we fucking did! BOYS LAUGH
I tried! I tried to be a player, but I couldn't. No, you're good.
It's so minor. I don't want you to stress.
That is so minor. TEXT ALERT
OK...
SHE READS
A hell of a lot.
60%.
69? 100%.
Go cheeky, 69.
WHISPERS: 80, 80. 60.
No, no, no, no. 60. Lower, lower.
She put 80. Good.
Whatever! Just look at him.
What did you put? 69.
MARTIN LAUGHS
TEXT ALERT
Girls win! GIRLS CHEER
The answer is 76%.
La-la-la-la-la, La-Liv girl, Liv girl.
Yeah, that's fine.
Play Mad Maxwell.
This is nothing. Ah, you're calm, bro.
It's gonna mean nothing.
'Olivia, obviously having a great time with her,
'and I'm really enjoying it.
'It's going, like, in the right direction.
'I don't think I'd go out of my way to get to know a bombshell.'
'No.' 'But if somebody wanted to, like, pull me for a chat,
'like, I'd give them the time of day to talk to them.'
ALL AGREE
'And I wouldn't say that I'm, like, 100% closed off,
'but it would have to be a lot, d'you know what I mean?'
That's all right. That's fine!
Well done, Max! Well done! Well done, Max.
I thought you said you were closed off?
Liv, Liv, LIV! Liv! Liv!
Liv, Liv, Liv.
# Oh, no, I did it again.... #
How does that make her mad?! Say that again?
She said, "I thought you said you was closed off?"
What?! You can't have a go at that.
Oh, my God... There's always something.
Oh, my God...
# Oh, no, I did it again
# I let myself inside Til the silence... #
That was no drama, that was no drama.
No, I'm just trying to think of our conversation yesterday.
Don't cause drama from that. No, it's fine.
Fuckin' hell! She'll find something.
TEXT ALERT
HE READS
20.
What are we like? I'd say 10. 15.
No, probably like 10 or 15.
I'd say 20. 5 to 10, 5 to 10.
I'd say 15? 5 to 10, bro.
Go 15. Go in the middle. 5 to 10, 5 to 10. Shh, shh.
JESSIE: 60 or 40. CLAUDIA: Not 60%!
TANYA: Let's say... Forty.
RON: Go-go... All right, go 20. Go 20. Go 20.
TANYA: Fifteen. SAMIE: Ten.
Are you sure? Ten, yeah.
Are you guys sure? Text it quickly. Text it quickly.
Press send. We need to get it correct.
Mine's the fucking same, I'll tell you that much.
Text it quickly.
TEXT ALERT
TOM: Boys win. KAI: Wahey, it's 25%. Boys win.
Come on. Hey-hey!
GIRLS GROAN
Oh, we should have said 45.
Who do you want to see? MARTIN: I don't care. I don't care.
TOM: Play Samie's. Play Craving Private Ryan.
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, you didn't... I didn't kiss him.
'It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.'
GIRLS: 'Yeah!'
RYAN: 'Being honest, I'm just fully into you.'
'That's a big statement.' 'Big statement, yeah.
'I've just got to be honest.
'I'm not gonna come here and, like, try and...'
'Beat around the bush.'
'Beat around the bush and stuff like that
'and, like, try and say the same shit to the same girls.
'Like, obviously, Lana's really nice and I do get on with her,
'but I'm not gonna sit here and say the same to her.'
'Yeah. I could be in trouble here.' 'Really?'
'Yeah. I'm not sure. But we'll see.'
'And obviously, that challenge today...' 'No.'
'That must have mean I'm in your bed again tonight.'
THEY LAUGH
'Cos, like, that's not...' 'And you kissed me.'
'Yeah, I know, I know.'
I rolled my eyes.
'I only choose you, 100%.' 'Well, that's nice to hear.
'And thank you for scrambling my head a little bit more.
'Ryan actually proper surprised me. He's well nice.'
'Is he?' 'Like, proper, proper nice. Really easy to speak to.
'He's good-looking as well, 6'4", and he's my age, he's 22.
'Yeah, we'll see.'
That's nothing, mate. CLAUDIA: Samie, that was fine.
You should have trusted me, my love.
I did, I did.
TEXT ALERT
# We go in circles, you and me... #
CLAUDIA READS ALOUD
GIRLS: Ooh! Not a lot.
Not me. Not me.
So, no-one else likes firemen like I do?
RON: All the sexual ones about women are really low.
Cos they don't think about it. I'd say just go ten.
I would go five. WILL: Five?
Do you know what I mean?
Especially in a town where there's a lot of fires.
JESSIE: I reckon ten. Shh! Fifteen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah?
Lock that in, bitch.
All right, 15, 15.
TEXT ALERT
It was a tie, but girls answered the fastest, so girls win.
The answer was 75%.
Oh, my God! Girls, what goes through your head?
I do like a fireman, but I don't fantasise about it.
Play Air Force Tom.
Here we go. Here we fucking go.
'I didn't think I'd have, like,
'a tough decision coming in here, put it that way.'
'Yeah.' 'Erm...'
'Have I made life hard for you?' 'Yeah.'
JESSIE: Samie? Samie.
'I can't lie, like, I do really want to kiss you.'
TOM AND LYDIA LAUGH
'That was a nice kiss, I can't lie. 'I'm excited to get into bed now.'
THEY LAUGH
'No, me too.'
'Do you think we'll have another cuddle tonight?'
'Do you want another cuddle? I'd like one.
'Yeah, I'd like to do it.'
'Yeah.' 'Yeah, it was nice.'
SAMIE: Fucking hell.
GIRLS GASP
JESSIE: Fucking dickhead. I'm done.
Oh, my God.
# Mad world... #
Are you joking? Are you having me on?
Are you actually having me on?
This is a fucking joke.
# Have you felt the static... #
It's just because she's seen it, that's why she's pissed off, innit?
# See the warning signs... #
Are you joking?
Ask for a fucking cuddle? Did you see that fucking cuddle?
You deserve so much fucking better than that.
.
It's a fucking joke. That's a... I was, fucking, an angel!
That's a fucking joke. Are you joking?
When you compare mind to fucking that?
That was so much badder than what I thought, you know.
That was... It was the cuddles in bed for me.
The, "I can't wait to get into bed."
The, "I want to kiss you. That was a great kiss."
What? What?!
# It's a mad world... #
I don't give a fuck. I don't care.
# Mad world. #
IAIN: Movie night's finished. Guys, don't leave, yet!
There might be a fun post-credits clip,
where Iron Man spoons Princess Shuri under the duvet.
Well, that was a fucking shit-show, weren't it?
Wrapping his whole arm around her, kissing her whole fucking face.
Putting the leg over her. Why the fuck are you lying for?
Watching that actually made... I feel like such a fucking idiot.
But anyway, let's address the elephant in the room
which is Ronald.
I called him a fake friend because I feel like he was encouraging Kai.
And the first thing he said to him was,
"Liv will definitely turn her head."
You know, "She's almost bitter
"because she knows she's never going to get Tom."
ALL: Mm...
I'm sorry, but if that's not a fake friend,
then I don't know what is, to be honest.
For me, like, look...
It's only that she's lying as me that I don't go full steam.
That is literally it, because I'm not going to put Lana
in that awkward position, because I'm just not gonna.
But I don't really see Liv as someone, for me,
who is in here and is genuine.
Bro, you did not influence me in my decision to recouple.
I recoupled because, like, I really liked Sanam
and I wanted to get to know her. Yeah.
I know that I didn't do anything wrong in my clip, nothing wrong.
I told him everything that he needed to know.
If he wants to talk to me about that, I have nothing to say.
Leave me alone.
But I can't lie,
I feel like she's a liar and she is full of shit, bro.
I feel everything that she's said to me,
she fucking downplayed to the absolute fullest.
I'm done, bro. I'm fucking done.
I'm gonna be honest, out of all the clips,
I think Will's was the worst.
It was, yeah. It was.
100%. Then me.
I care about him.
Shaking his head at me when I'm trying to defend my girls.
He's shaking his head at me like I'm doing the wrong thing.
Can I just say one thing?
BOYS GROAN
They've got a lot... The thing is, they've got a lot...
They're in each other's heads. I'm giving...
I'm not going over straightaway, I'm going to give Jessie time.
You shouldn't go in. I am, bro, I am.
I've had enough, mate.
Give them time. No, I've had enough.
So you're going straight in for it?
Yeah, I'm going to talk to her about it, yeah. What, Samie?
Whenever she's ready, I'm going to talk to her.
I don't think right now.
Let me speak to her first, all right?
No, I'll just chat to her.
I'm proud of us, not one of us, like, has broken anything tonight.
Anything you've said, I agree with.
And I think we've made us stronger. And I'm proud of us all as girls.
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
They're the dicks, not us. No.
And let's take in that and we will stick together ...
Strong women. We are strong women.
Amen. Amen! I love you all.
IAIN: Samie and Tom have headed off to discuss
the Casa Amor more footage they've just seen.
the Casa Amor footage they've just seen.
Tom, you literally said to me, "I didn't kiss her."
You were kissing her whole face. You had your fucking leg over her.
Yeah... It was exactly how we cuddled.
It's not. Yeah, it is.
That was literally for ten seconds. Mm-mm.
It was literally for ten seconds!
I honestly don't care. All right, then.
I just feel like a fucking idiot! I don't get why...
You're not an idiot, Samie! Well, I fucking look like one!
Yes, I do. I feel like a fucking idiot.
And I'm only this annoyed and I'm this upset
because I fucking like you so much.
And it is so annoying!
Every single time, it's like there's something else.
Something that you didn't tell me.
I'm a big fucking girl, you don't have to lie to me.
You don't have to sugarcoat shit. I'm not.
I'm really not trying to sugarcoat it, I'm really not.
We could have been over it! We could have been done.
We could have been over it. I thought we were.
No, well, that's not what you told me!
Oh!
I fucked up massively, like. Mm.
Cos you're all special with me in bed, and, like, you do this,
you do these little things, this, that.
Please don't think that's... Oh!
You're doing the fucking same things to a girl
that you've known for two hours. What is that about?
That's not how I am. That's really, that...
It is, though. That's not how I am with you.
That's the fucking upsetting bit. It is, though. You are.
You are exactly like that. Really?
The feelings that I have for you... HE STAMMERS
I don't know, I've not had them feelings
for a long, long time, like.
I look at you, and, honestly, I'm so sorry.
Like, from the bottom of my heart, I am so, so sorry.
I feel like you've had so many opportunities just to be honest.
Honestly, like, I feel like
I have tried to be as honest as I can.
You've been honest about how you about me, yeah,
but you haven't been honest about what happened when I weren't here.
I... I couldn't...
I can't physically remember, like, the cuddles...
You can't remember! I can't. Honestly, I'm...
I'm sick of that excuse. It's just fucking shit. It's dumb.
How can you not remember something like that?
It's, like, become so natural to you, you don't care.
No, that's not it... You don't remember.
I didn't want to start piping up over the fucking thing,
cos that's not me. I don't expect you to pipe up over the thing, no.
I didn't pipe up over the thing to you,
I didn't shout anything to you at all.
You said that you're done. Huh?
You said that you're done.
I'm fucking done after... Are you joking me right now?
What, so is this done?
Oh!
Tom, I don't fucking know. I just... I don't know.
I don't know.
# Gravity holds me down
# And it's taking over... #
Are you coming back out? Samie?
I don't know, Tom.
.
Pissing me off.
# Cry out... #
I need to go outside, bro.
I've shocked myself with how much I do care.
And like, I want to trust him,
but, like, was I a fool to trust him?
Because he left out so much.
HE SIGHS EXASPERATEDLY
I care about her so much.
I feel I we was in such a good place, and then, now,
I just feel like we've just gone back, like, in reverse.
I think you're an absolute top boy.
You've done everything right. The thing is...
The thing is, like...
WHISPERING: ..she downplayed the whole fucking situation,
the whole situation. Mm.
If you're not in love with me, yeah,
bro, be an adult and fucking come out and say it.
Don't say one thing and then do the complete fucking opposite.
I agree with you, lad. Have you spoken to her or not?
I'm not saying fuck all! Mm.
I'm at a point where I'm fucking losing my shit, bro. Mm.
Why the fuck and I being real and being honest about how I feel
and everything? I mean, fuck! Ah, bro.
I'm so over this shit, bro.
Aw. Everyone's fucking fake.
I'm sick of this shit.
# Sometimes in our lives
# We all have pain
# We all have sorrows... #
HE SIGHS EXASPERATEDLY
Fuck me, bro.
# If we are wise... #
.
# Always tomorrow... #
TOM EXHALES
RAGGED BREATHING
SHAQ SOBS
IAIN STIRLING: The footage of Farmer Will
was genuinely one of the most excruciatingly uncomfortable films
I've ever sat through.
And I saw James Corden in Cats!
I'm really sorry you had to see that.
From my point of view,
I can't imagine what you're thinking or feeling.
How are you feeling?
I don't know. I actually don't know. Like... I kind of feel, like, numb.
To, like, see that, and then kind of have you in front of me,
like, acting so sorry.
The chance of losing you over a nothing situation...
But, like, I just don't respect, like, the downplaying
and trying to dance around it.
I get that. Like, I just need you to be direct.
I'm sorry I have downplayed it.
I think, probably the reason I have downplayed is because
when I think about the situation, it wasn't anything.
I take 100% of the blame. I fucked up.
OK. I don't know what...
HE SIGHS
I think it's all up to... It's all in your court, Jessie.
But I think it's... Only you can decide whether you want this,
or you're willing to forgive me and move on.
Your actions in Casa, I don't know why,
but they've just made me...
I still have this thought, like,
if you really wanted me, you wouldn't have done it.
I want you, Jessie.
It's a lot to take in.
And it's a lot different to hearing it and then seeing it.
I get that. It's just kind of frustrating,
because I feel like I've made it very clear as to what I want.
But, like, I want to work through this.
IAIN: As the old saying goes,
a picture paints a thousand words, and if any of those words are
"Do you fancy hopping into bed with me?",
you're in a world of trouble.
You react so wrong.
Like, just admit it and just say sorry, like...
Say sorry for what? Well, right, you said,
the whole bed thing that she asked you. Yeah.
That just showed that you asked her. No, it didn't.
I've told you everything. I know you did, but you...
There's nothing I haven't told you.
But the one thing you didn't say was that you said,
"I guess that means you're sleeping in my bed tonight."
And what she's saying...
You're trying to deny something that I've just seen.
Yeah, because I never, ever asked anyone to get in my bed,
and I didn't. But I watched it.
Casey, it was just put on a TV screen.
Because I didn't want to say yes,
because I didn't feel comfortable to say yes,
and I didn't want to say no
because I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable.
Of course not.
And I never asked Cynthia to actually sleep in my bed.
That was a very passionate kiss, by the way. Oh, whatever.
Just get over it and just say,
"Look, I'm sorry it came out like that, it wasn't like this."
But you jumped down someone's throat and it's like,
"Whoa, hang on a minute."
I do want to apologise for you having to see me kiss another girl,
cos that's not nice.
I wasn't even bothered about that, cos I knew about that.
I know, but it's not nice, obviously, seeing it.
It's only forward now,
but it was just your reaction made me mad.
Are you gonna give me a cuddle or what?
Are you allowing me to give you a cuddle? No.
No, I don't like you!
IAIN: Ron's got an apology for Lana.
And even better, he's got a shiny pound coin for her.
But she has to guess which hand it's in.
Sorry. What are you sorry for?
Oh, probably having a go at Liv the way I did,
cos I know she's your mate. I think the Tom thing was sore.
I don't know if you had a right to say that.
Oh, OK, yeah, yeah.
About her not being able to get Tom, or whatever.
Erm... And I think that's what's hurt the most.
Like, I've tried to bite my tongue so many times. So many times.
I know. It's not your battle. I know, but what am I gonna do?
Am I just gonna sit there and just fucking take it? No.
D'you know what, I'm fed up of her thinking
that she can talk to everyone else like shit.
And for me, I just can't take it.
I think it's nasty. I think it's spiteful.
I do think she's fake. I don't think she's genuine.
How are you feeling?
No, I'm fine, I'm just, like... I don't want to speak to Ron at all.
Him and Shaq were like my two closest guy mates.
Like, Lana's my best friend in here, that's supposed to be her man.
You don't speak about your girl's friend in that way.
So he's basically saying now
that he doesn't have any loyalties to me
and he doesn't actually seem as a friend.
That's not what he said. So what's he said, then?
He's basically said that he does think
that the way that you acted and moved in here is strange.
Strange? Yeah.
In what way?
Obviously, like you saw in that clip,
he had the opinion that you've got with Kai to stay in here.
And second of all,
I don't think I've said to you that I am completely closed off. OK.
I said to you that I'm definitely moving in that direction.
Mm. But, like...
Wait, so if someone comes in, you are interested?
I wouldn't say I'm interested,
I said I wouldn't go out of my way to get to know them.
But you would get to know them? Not necessarily.
If they wanted to have a conversation with me,
I'd have like an open conversation with them. Mm.
But I highly doubt
that there will be something to pull me away from this. OK.
Yeah? Like, we are very, very good,
and I'm very, very happy with where we are.
Obviously, I am sorry I made her cry, but...
Yeah, I don't think it's me you should be saying sorry to, babe.
I feel like this is gonna have to be a conversation with you and her.
Say sorry for upsetting her at least.
Yeah, I'll say sorry for making her cry,
but I don't think I can say much more.
I'm sorry.
I'm OK.
Yeah? Mm-hm.
I think Shaq's realised how fuckin' fake Tanya is.
Like, even... At least I didn't have to say much.
Like, and she said to Shaq so many things, like,
"Oh, there was no initial attraction at first."
So she's... She told Shaq something very, very different
than she told me something very different.
The way she has portrayed me to Shaq,
I'm just learning about all this.
Because she's basically told Shaq in a way
that I'm basically begging it with her.
Mm-hm.
I'm not... Mate, I like her,
I think she's a nice girl and everything,
but is she right in that situation? Nah. And does Shaq deserve that?
And she's made me look like a dickhead to Shaq as well, like.
Bro.
CLICKS TONGUE
Yeah, I don't know about my man, honestly.
"My man." He's really, like, he's fuming.
He's fuming at me, too, don't worry. He's...
He's just all-in-all fuming.
Tonight's was, like, old Shaq, and I don't like that Shaq.
Liv, can I chat to you, please? I don't want to hear it.
It's... Like, literally...
I, honestly... I don't want to hear it.
Not at all? No.
For you to say, "Just cos she couldn't get Tom,"
like that is very nasty.
So... I don't want to hear it.
I honestly don't. Don't waste your breath.
But that's why I'm saying sorry. OK, great.
Because of the way it came out. It's not the way it came out.
The words were the words, and it's not any other...
you know, context. The words are the words.
Which is why I'm saying sorry.
And you said I did it to stay in here.
You think I'm fucking fake.
The only reason that Kai had in his head that I'm not genuine is
because of you, because you've been putting it in his head.
It wasn't the only reason. It wasn't the only reason.
I don't even want to be around him, to be honest.
I can't even look at you the same.
Looking at you actually just makes me angry.
Ron did try and apologise to me.
But where I'm at now, I just don't want to hear it.
It's just words.
I feel like he wants to try and sweet talk himself out of this one,
but I value my friendships in here very highly, and I would never
speak about any of my friends like that behind their back.
# Don't you remember Hiding in your sheets
# Happy together?
# And we don't even speak
# You like it better
# Am I holding onto long... #
Long day. If he's over me, we can do that.
ALL: Samie! Come here.
You don't even fucking remember? I'm like, you do!
What you mean you don't fucking remember?
Like, why don't you just tell me everything?
It's annoying.
You can write poems all you want,
but saying you care about someone, seeing that clip, I'm sorry.
# Does it hit you when it's quiet And you're lying on your own?
# Talking with your momma But she don't even know... #
I hope I get kisses and cuddles tonight.
I'm gonna tell you lot, yeah - Tanya has lied all the way through.
I wouldn't be surprised if that's it for Shaq and Tanya.
It's a hard night, it's not a hard life.
# Won't you say you want me Tell me it's OK to worry... #
I still think that this reminds me why I'm single, honestly.
If I'm not here with you, then, like, I will go tomorrow. Like...
I've cried a lot, I've been upset a lot.
I might sleep outside with Tanya.
# Tell me does it hurt Like it hurts for me?
# I wonder... #
There's not more I can do, I can't reassure you any more.
You ask for honesty, I give you honesty.
If this is going to make you question our whole thing...
I'll honestly watch you walk away.
# Worry, worry, worry, oh Worry, worry, worry, oh... #
.
# Worry, worry, worry, oh Worry, worry, worry, oh
# Darling, won't you say You want me?
# Do you remember
# Walking home and your hands Tucked in my sweater?
# In the moment I thought We'd last forever
# God, I really miss you Right now. #
IAIN: It's the morning after Movie Night,
and some people are still very unhappy.
I'm not surprised. The character arcs were underwritten,
and the plots were convoluted at best.
It's two stars from me.
# It's a human sign
# When things go wrong... #
Morning, everyone.
LAUGHTER
Morning, Lana.
Tom, how you feeling, bro?
It's a lot, mate, innit, fucking...
Another night where I've not woke up next to Samie again,
know what I mean?
I think seeing something's just different to hearing it, innit?
Yeah. You'll get through it.
Yeah.
# Just passing through... #
Did anyone enjoy it?
I enjoyed parts of it, I'll be honest.
Yeah, last night was quite, was quite a lot, innit.
Do you feel like last night backed up
some of the things you were already saying?
Yeah, yeah. They can see I wasn't crazy for thinking some things.
Like what? About you and Tanya?
Yeah, about me and Tanya, yeah, yeah, yeah.
# Cold, cold heart
# Hard done by you. #
How was your sleep?
Yeah, it was all right.
I feel like Will and I just spoke on the terrace,
so we kind of missed what happened downstairs.
Mm. I feel like I do have very mixed emotions once again.
I'm really annoyed at the boys.
Like, not even just Will.
You seem OK with Will now.
I, you know what, I can't even think about Will,
because I'm seeing you girls getting treated bad as well.
I'm... Mine's sorted now.
How are you feeling, Samie?
It's not what he done, like, he could have done anything in Casa.
It's the pure just, like, why haven't you told me?
Situation with me and Samie, it's just not nice seeing her upset,
it's not nice spending another night, like,
not in bed with the girl.
I just think we've got to such a good place,
and then I just feel like it's been ripped away again,
and I've got to build the bridges back up again.
I just feel like I'm going round and round.
How are you feeling, though, after seeing that?
Do you have any idea of what you're feeling,
or is it just numb and...? Do you know what I mean?
Do you know what, bro? I slept on it,
and I thought about the whole situation.
And, if it was roles reversed in Casa and I'd like,
brought someone back, kissed someone,
doing all that flirting, saying, "I want a taste",
all that stuff, yeah? Do you think she would even look at me twice?
I'll be honest with you, Shaq, mate, like,
I don't think that she loves you, bro.
I'll be straight up, mate,
I don't think someone who loves someone goes and does them things.
It might just have to be a thing of, either I say we start from scratch,
or I just say, "Let's just be friends and see what happens."
I've given everything, guys.
And all I would have loved to hear is,
"This is hard to watch, but at least she told me."
It's up to him now.
I think the conversation I'm gonna have with him today
is just to let him know it's up to him.
I can't give you any more.
How are you, Olivia?
Erm... Yeah. Just trying to process everything this morning.
I do kind of think I've let Maxwell off quite lightly.
That conversation with him and the boys,
I took a big risk bringing him back into this villa.
And for him to, you know,
go behind my back and say to the boys, you know,
"I do enjoy getting to know Liv, but I'm not 100%,
"I would be interested to get to know other people."
It is a bit embarrassing. Mm.
I think the situation with Ron, in terms of that friendship,
I don't really know where I stand.
Maybe I was naive to think he was my friend in here.
The comment about Tom was just plain right nasty.
Yeah, it was out of order.
I am insecure. And the situation with Tom really did hurt me.
So, yeah, I'll be open to having a conversation with him,
but as far as friendships go in here,
I think I'm done in that aspect.
It's hard because I completely, 100% get you. Like, 100%.
That comment about Tom is, like,
why the fuck would you say that?
I just think it's completely up to you what you take on board from that
conversation. I back you.
And, yeah, whatever you want to do, I'm good with. You know what I mean?
What are you saying, then, Ron? I just don't like making girls cry.
You know, it's not without coming here to do.
Especially once our friends with the person I'm in a couple with.
And when I used to actually be good friends with.
I just want to apologise for making her cry. Yeah.
It will be hard for me to do it,
but I will do it for the sake of you and Lana. I'm not gonna lie.
Hopefully, you lot will get to have that chat today
and hopefully sort that out.
And just keep it moving, do you know what I mean?
Nobody in here has got to be, like best of friends.
But if everybody can just get along.
IAIN: Last night, Tom Clare starred
in Apologise Hard and now, surprise surprise,
they are cashing in with a sequel -
Apologise Hard 2.0 - Apologise Harder.
I'm so happy that you even gave a five minutes last night.
I feel I could take a step back from the situation and, yeah,
looking back, I even said to the boys,
"According to Movie Night, I'm sound, boys.
"I've told her everything."
And then that came up and like, I genuinely,
like, couldn't remember doing it.
When it came up, did you know, or was you not arsed?
Well, yeah, it's black and white, innit, do you know what I mean?
It's black and white. I've done it.
There's not any point saying I can't remember it even if I can't remem...
He I've done it. Do you know what I mean?
I've done it. Do you know what I mean?
Mm. It's just such a shame, like...
I feel we was in such good place and everything seemed so good and, yeah,
it has just kind of been taken away.
I know, like, obviously, you are saying you forgot and stuff.
That comment annoyed me.
Yeah. How can you... I dunno. Yeah.
I didn't forget it.
None of the girls have forgotten anything.
Yeah.
It's just... Yeah.
It's a bit of a copout reason.
And you know that anyway, because I've told you. Yeah.
I am, honestly, I'm so sorry. I wanna make things right.
I just wanna know what I can do to kind of put this situation right?
SAMIE SIGHS
I promise you now that situation would not be
a thing om the outside world.
It would not be a thing.
I feel a lot better after the conversation, if I'm honest.
I feel like I've really listen to what he's had to say as well.
And I appreciate it and I do believe everything he said to me.
Which is nice.
IAIN IN SOFT VOICE: Tanya, oh, Tanya, baby girl.
Farmer Will's coming and he's going to speak to you like you
are a four-year-old that's fell off your bike, OK?
Hey, baby. Hello, Will.
Do you wanna come sit on me? Lay down. Lay back down.
It's OK. TANYA SNIFFLES
It's OK.
He loves you.
And there's only so much I can do. I'm tired now.
I know.
I'm trying to put myself... And...
It's like I'm fighting with Shaq's feelings.
And I'm fighting with actual truth.
But can he even see that he can trust me?
Mm.
I just can't even deal. What else does he want from me?
I know.
I don't know what else I can do.
I think it's fresh. It's a lot different seeing it.
Everything in here is so intense and so difficult.
It's because it's real, true, from the bottom of your heart feelings.
I've hit a wall.
I know.
I've done the most that I can.
I'm not gonna act any less that I was before.
But this is it now, like, this is me.
IAIN: As an actor, Farmer Will has extraordinary range.
His performance as a toddler's nanny opposite Tanya
had the critics raving.
Now it's time for Will's greatest role yet -
man who wants to move on.
How are you feeling? How am I feeling?
Yeah. Good. I feel good.
I feel like... I've beaten myself up enough.
I think it's time to get upwards and onwards, and... Yeah.
You know, just... take it as it comes,
and see if I can get your trust back, to be honest.
Is there anything you want to talk about?
About... I don't know. ..our situation.
I don't have any answers.
Like, I actually just don't know right now.
Really? Yeah.
Cos, honestly, it sounds like you don't know about me and you,
but you just don't wanna say it. Yeah.
I know that I care for you. Right.
A lot.
But I'm just, today, feeling confused.
For me, it feels like you are losing hope.
Mm...
And if you are, I need you to tell me.
I don't want to be strung along, Jessie. Mm.
Jessie, I love you, I adore you. I want to be with you.
I love you and I adore you, too. Do you?
Yeah, but, like, I don't know...
I don't really like having, like, a...
I don't really like being told that sitting in my emotions
is stringing you along,
and I don't like feeling like a timeframe.
No, but I didn't... I feel like that's pressure,
and that's the last thing I need right now.
SHE SIGHS I just cannot deal right now.
You know you're all I want.
My head is scrambled at the moment. Yeah.
I trust you if you say that you didn't...
Nothing I shouldn't know about happened there, you know? Yeah.
But both of us right now have so many things
running through our brains,
and we handle different situations differently,
and this is the perfect way to learn how we actually deal with things.
Yeah. So we can work together and be stronger.
Mm-hm. Do you wanna stick at it?
Obviously, I wanna stick at it. OK, cool. Simples!
Mm...
IAIN: When Shaq watched Tanya's film last night, he was thinking,
"What are you doing? You're better than this!"
Which is examining what I thought when I saw Dame Judi Dench in Cats.
I just wanted to say... I don't like how yesterday went.
I didn't think it was gonna go like that for me and you.
And it feels like you don't believe that I love you.
You don't believe the things that I tell you.
I think, for me, some of the stuff I was expecting.
Obviously, all of it was hard to watch,
but the way you kinda made it seem, it was like, oh, Martin kissed you.
Cos he did. No, wait, hold on.
Martin kissed you, and that was it.
That looked a bit more, to be honest.
I do think it was, it was downplayed a little bit.
If you let Martin get between me and you, Shaq,
honestly... Tanya, I'm not letting...
I'm so close. Stop, just stop.
I'm so close. Stop.
No, I'm so close. I told you, I've hit a wall.
And the part after the wall is me not caring.
I know what's here.
Like, when I'm with you... So, now, what's the difference?
It's just seeing the whole situation and then, hearing things.
So, you think I liked him more than I let on?
I don't know.
# Chill out What you yelling for? #
It's, like, when I'm with you, I feel all the love,
I feel how much you care about me,
and I feel like you know what's here.
But what matters at the end of the day?
It matters about me and you. So?
So, firstly, drop the attitude and just be real with me.
I'm being so real.
Don't get defensive and have your back up.
It's not about being defensive, it's about the truth.
If it feels defensive, I'm so sorry,
that's not the vibe I'm trying to give.
I'm just trying to be real. Do you love me?
Like, look me dead in my eye, and I'm asking you.
Seriously. Like, no...
Shaq, the fact that you're asking me that question,
you don't trust me.
Because I haven't done anything for you to ever doubt my trust.
You have to give me time to get over the situation
and you have to give me time, give us time, to build the trust.
Is that not fair enough? Mm.
# Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you faking
# No, no, no. #
IAIN: Tomorrow night...
two bombshells hit the villa.