IAIN STIRLING: Previously, on Love Island...
SOBS ..two girls...
With Casey and Claudia, I don't see, like, sexual chemistry.
..battled over one boy...
I'm going for Casey.
# Hey, y'all, prepare yourself For the rubberband man... #
GASPING, CHEERING
# You've never heard a sound
# Like the rubberband man... #
Youse definitely come in and made an impact, for sure. Good!
I really like the boy, and, like, it's hurting.
As everyone says, it is what it is.
..and one couple...
I want you to be my girlfriend. Yeah!
..made it official.
Guys, I've got a missus!
CHEERING, RON LAUGHS
MUSIC: 'Orpheus In The Underworld'
Tonight...
the truth comes out...
in Snog...
I don't want to kiss any of you immature boys.
Marry...
Pie.
Who wants some pie?
That is such a big pie!
OLIVIA: It's definitely me.
SQUEALING
Oh, you asshole!
IAIN: Last night, Lana became Ron's girlfriend,
subject to a two-week cooling off period,
terms and conditions apply.
If you find a better boyfriend elsewhere,
Love Island Ltd will match your boyfriend,
plus 10% of the difference.
And it doesn't get more romantic than that!
# Fast burn We've still got enough
# If we got love, yeah
# We can light it up... #
There's a boyfriend and girlfriend in the bedroom!
Morning!
Whoo...
Woke up next my missus, didn't I?
LAUGHTER Aw!
# Light it up... #
So, how does it feel waking up next to an angel?
When I do, I'll let you know.
SHE SQUEALS, HE LAUGHS
Oh, shit, Ron made Lana his girlfriend last night.
I feel like once you do that, you just know, yeah, you're done.
# I know that you remember
# When everything seemed better... #
Everyone uses the word "couple" in here, but I feel proper now.
Mm. It feels legit.
Cute! Sorry, girls, no more kissing challenges for me.
LAUGHTER
I'm off limits!
# Spinning 'round my head... #
Knock, knock!
ALL: Morning.
Come get in with us. Yes, I am!
Scoot up!
Where's my hug, bro?
That was a double hug.
It didn't feel like it.
Oh, sorry, Max. OLIVIA CHUCKLES
# Time burns fast But we still got enough... #
Morning! Morning!
# If we got love, yeah We can light it
# We can light it We can light it up
# Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh... #
Morning, boys.
Another day in the villa.
SING-SONG: He's got a missus.
Yep, I've got a missus. I've got a missus.
He's retired. I'm retired.
I'm out of the game, and, yeah, the boots are off.
We all love Lana, and we all love you as well,
so seeing you lot on the journey that you've been on,
to finally make it to this point is really nice to see, honestly.
Cheers, chaps. 100%.
You lot deserve it, man, for real.
Casey, what's going on with you, bro?
LAUGHTER
You looked like you was having a good night last night, mate.
Yeah, you looked happy with Rosie, and then I saw you chat to Claudia.
What... What happened?
Look, I've wanted to get to know Rosie so more,
and I feel like I'm definitely doing that,
but I'm doing what I said I was gonna do.
I'm just being open about it.
I just want to make sure I make the right decision.
I've also got think that... it's unfair on Claudia,
me taking my time to make this decision.
I want to give myself enough time, but at the same time,
I don't want to drag the situation on because it's unfair.
So, how did you sleep? Any pillow talk?
Not really, not really. Not really?
He did say, like, that he did wanna, like, cuddle me, but he felt bad.
Really?
Yeah, and then he, like, kinda did, but just under the covers! Oh!
Really?! Don't repeat that!
Is that between me and you? Promise?
Pinky swear.
No, but you've gotta do this - one, two.
There you go.
Last night, when I was thinking, like, him saying, like,
it wasn't a copout when he picked Tanya
because he didn't wanna hurt anyone, how can you...
It is a copout.
..wanna hurt someone you've known for three weeks versus
someone you've known for two days? It's a massive difference.
So, a part of me is like, why are you so bothered
about the girl's feelings that you've known for not long?
I think it's just attraction. Hm, yeah.
I don't know. I really do.
It's like he's being wishy-washy, but he's being polite about it.
You know at the point where it's like,
if I don't know a decision soon, I'm just gonna make it for him.
Boys, shall we sit in?
Yeah, sit in.
How do you feel with the whole Claudia situation?
Um... we kind of had a conversation yesterday.
It's quite clear we're just friends.
ROSIE SIGHS
The thing is, you never know, do you know what I mean? Mm.
You could always... You know, something could happen.
I just think, don't, like, shut it off.
No, I know, yeah. And just see.
Like, I just feel like you never know in here.
Do you reckon Casey's going to make Claudia a coffee?
Do you know? I hope not!
LAUGHTER
I had to make my own!
Yeah...
Oh, my God, is it coffee in a bowl?!
LAUGHTER
That's Casey that's doing that.
That's Casey
That's Casey doing,
That's Casey doing, that.
What, Casey's made me that? Yeah!
Is it? There were no cup.
Why has he not brought it up? Why didn't he bring it up?
Has he only made one or has he made two?
That's a nice big bowl.
Is this a joke?
Am I a dog?!
No, but that's...
Like that!
LAUGHTER
Usually that's me out of the dog bowl!
But that's so nice that he's done that.
No, that is bare minimum!
Is that a sign, or...
Why am I drinking out of a dog bowl?!
IAIN: For Casey, it's crunch time.
It was crunch time for Claudia, to be fair,
but she couldn't get the cereal in her mouth
because Casey only gave her a straw.
Looking from an outside perspective, where do you think?
You? Yeah, where do you think I'm...
Rosie. You think Rosie?
Yeah.
Obviously, I love Claudia to bits, but I can see how you are.
It's down to you, bro, at the end of the day,
it's whatever makes you happy, mate.
I feel like when you know... Obviously, you know, Will,
when you know, you kind of know that...
When you know, you know.
And how are these conversations with Rosie going?
Yeah, really well. Better than Claudia?
I think... And this fully stays between us...
Of course, mate.
You know, I don't... They just wanna talk about...
Yeah, especially with Jessie and Samie,
cos I know how close they are with Claudia,
but I feel like there is a bit more of a spark with Rosie.
I think you've gotta figure that out today and let Claudia know.
Yeah, I will. Do you know what I mean?
When I feel like the time is right, I will, obviously...
You know yourself...
And I'm not gonna...
I don't want to drag it on, I really don't.
It's not... It's not the Casey experience.
You look amazing.
I've got this, I'm gonna have a good day,
I'm gonna come back here,
I'm gonna go into that garden and just do Claudia.
Look, remember the girl that came in the door
with the fricking red wings!
Yes! I know, as soon as you walked in...
Oh, my God!
We was scared of that girl, you know?
CLAUDIA LAUGHS
I know this doesn't matter, but who do you fancy more?
Rosie.
Like, in bed last night, I really wanna kiss her,
I wanted to cuddle her.
Yeah, but we've got your back, whatever happens.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I feel like, throughout the whole thing, you've been honest, mate.
But unfortunately, you are gonna have to upset someone,
at the end of the day.
And I feel like, obviously, Rosie's...
She's not been here for long, bro,
but she's had a very big effect on you.
That kind of speaks for itself.
Yeah.
I honestly can't stop thinking about Claudia
and her feelings in all of this.
Cos if I was all in it with someone and they weren't in it with me,
I would probably walk away from the situation,
but I know she really does like me, so she doesn't want to do that,
so it's really tough.
IAIN: Rosie's not a fan of the clips they use on this show.
She should have been here on movie night!
I can't even lie with my head straight,
cos I've gotta look at you.
HE LAUGHS
Because of my stupid clip.
Your what? My clip.
I can't lie with my head straight, I've gotta turn to the side.
Oh, what a shame you have to stare at me. I know.
Those hairy blonde armpits.
HE LAUGHS
Yeah, I'm doing it for attention. You are.
I'm just bleaching them behind everyone's back. You really are.
Wouldn't surprise me.
HE LAUGHS
Do you mind a hairy bloke?
What you mean, like, hairy? Like body hair? Yeah.
I don't mind body hair. I don't love chest hair. Yeah.
If I'm honest. Yeah. I mean, I do shave mine. Yeah.
No, I think you're a good amount of hairiness.
You've got very hairy legs, though. Yeah.
Well, they're all blonde now!
SHE LAUGHS
And my hairs are white on my arm now.
I don't have any. I wax mine.
You shave your arms? Mm. Really? I wax them, yeah.
I've never had a back, sack and crack as well.
Oh, my God, you'd be in agony. I'd actually love one of those.
No, no, you would be in agony.
Yeah, I mean, it would be horrible, but I've always wanted one of them.
You should have had one before you came in. Freshen up.
THEY CHUCKLE
Have you got any tattoos? Would you get any? No.
No? Would you never get any, no?
yeah.
Do you? Yeah.
What is it? Is it something stupid?
I bet you got it in, like, Napa or somewhere.
No, I didn't. Go on, then, let's see.
No, I'm not getting it out now. Get the bum cheek out.
Your time will come, Rosie. SHE GIGGLES
And now is not that time.
Time and a place. Time and a place. Mm.
The more time I spend with Casey,
I definitely feel like the connection is growing.
Being able to talk about anything,
yeah, it does show that there's just not an awkward silence.
So, yeah, I don't think we're gonna run out of conversation
any time soon!
IAIN: I tell you what, Keanan is spoilt for choice in here.
He can talk to Ron and Lana, Tom and Samie, Shaq and Tanya,
or even Claudia about Casey,
and it doesn't get more romantic than that!
Ugh, I've got a fly in my eye.
How are we feeling this morning? A lot better today.
Really? Are we on Mission Get Casey Back?
How? I wanna help you.
Aw, Keanan!
Yeah, maybe you should take Rosie away at some point for a chat.
'Ey. What? I fucking will.
SHE LAUGHS
I just... He's confusing me, like, I just don't know what...
I'm getting mixed signals.
Like, I thought he was gonna come up to me last night
and be like, "Right, it's Rosie and that's that," but...
Did you? Yeah. And he didn't.
And I thought that last night I was gonna turn round like,
"You know what, I'm done now." Yeah.
Like, "You just crack on." Yeah.
But I didn't, I just melted, and I was just like, "Right, well..."
He said, "I'm gonna sleep on it," and, you know, today's a new day,
but then I got a coffee off him this morning.
Did you? Did you?! Yeah.
You are wrong, girl!
SHE LAUGHS
Go, girl!
I just, like...
He's not telling anybody where his head's at,
because he knows as soon as he does that...
It's gonna get out. It's gonna get out.
However he feels, he's gotta come to me first. Yeah.
And say it. Yeah.
I've had my moping around day now.
Like, I've had the down. Yeah.
I feel like now I need to pick myself back up again and just be me.
You wear your heart on your sleeve. I do wear my heart on my sleeve.
I think that's nice, though. Yeah.
I'd rather you be like that,
cos then you know where you stand with someone.
Well, that's what I mean, like...
And I feel like I've said all I can now. Mm.
He knows how I feel. Mm-hm.
He's having more chats with her,
so he's gonna start to get to know, like,
where his head's at more. But I'm not waiting.
I think after tonight, for me, I'll be like, "No."
What, so would you want an answer tonight?
I think so.
That bikini makes you look more tanned, though, to be fair.
SHE CHUCKLES
though.
I do see Casey giving her little looks every now and again, though.
Yeah, to be honest, I think Casey's quite into her.
Part of me just feels like he's not brave enough
to say how he really feels, though. Yeah, I know.
And be honest to Claudia about it. Yeah.
That's what I think, cos you're leaving her in limbo now.
Yeah.
And it's not fair at all.
Hi, Claudia.
Are you all right? Yeah.
She's got in there, anyway, hasn't she? Straightaway.
Why has she got to be sat with him like that, though?
I just think it's so disrespectful.
Don't think too deeply into it.
Like, they barely know each other right now.
They're just... Mm.
It's just not nice for you to see, is it? No, I know.
No, it's not. That, to me, is really disrespectful.
And then now you're gonna be just sat with him like that? Pfft.
You've gotta think about what you want, though, in a person.
That's what you really need to think about.
Like, what do I want? How do I want to be treated? Mm.
Like, watching it in front of your eyes, literally.
Literally, right now.
Couldn't be in a worse spot right now, could we?
IAIN: Me and Tanya love a midnight feast.
We've been sneaking downstairs every night
and stuffing our faces on a load of Gorgonzola, brie and stilton.
I've been having really scary dreams recently.
Have you? Yeah. What have they been about?
Just weird and very, very scary. You remember any of 'em? Yeah.
You are not gonna like this one, though.
HE GROANS
Let's leave it. Is it really bad?
Yeah. OK. I don't want to hear it.
TEXT ALERT
I've got a text.
Here we go.
READS ALOUD
Oh, no!
READS ALOUD
LAUGHTER
Yes!
Get up! Oh, no!
At this point, he's gonna have to choose now.
He is. Oh, my God, he is.
Fucking make your mark.
I am curious what Casey is gonna do.
If he snogs Rosie, he snogs Rosie, but if he dares marry me,
I swear to God, I will be throwing that ring back in his face.
No one duck as well, when the pies come! I'm ducking.
No ducking. I'm ducking.
SHE SQUEALS
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Here comes drama.
I don't think I can cop out of this challenge. No, you can't.
I don't think I can copout of this challenge. No, you can't.
IAIN: It's time for Snog, Marry, Pie,
a challenge with no wrong answer,
and as many boys have discovered down the years,
absolutely no right answer either.
Farmer Will is, appropriately, the first lamb to the slaughter.
Ha! Look at all of you!
# Drop it low Like it's money on the floor
# I got anything you need You got everything I want
# Rinse out, drop that low... #
Aw! Will!
I wanted to give you a little kiss
cos I know the last couple of days have been hard,
and I want to know that you're beautiful, and I've got you.
ALL: Aw!
# Rinse out, drop that low... #
THEY HUM THE WEDDING MARCH
I would like to marry this beautiful, amazing girl
because I do genuinely love you with all my heart.
Oh, thank you. Mwah.
# You got everything I want... #
Who's gonna get pied?
HE LAUGHS
That's enough.
HE WHOOPS
Ah!
# Rinse out, drop that low... #
I've decided to pie this girl
because, apparently, there was no spark in week one.
# Rinse out, drop that low. #
# Pour your loving over me Like a waterfall, baby... #
Who am I gonna snog? Here he is.
We all know I'm in a relationship, but I'm gonna snog Tanya.
Because I know you are my boy's missus.
Aw! That's cute.
There's only one girl that I want to marry,
and I want to marry this girl
because I can genuinely see a future with you.
Oh, that's so cute. There you go.
# Babe... #
It's a big pie, girls. Oh, my!
That's loaded.
I'm pieing this girl... Oh, you arsehole!
..because I know you can take it.
And it was, at one point, between you and Lana.
LAUGHTER AND WHOOPING
Oh, Samie, love, you still look hot with cream on your face.
# Won't you please pour your loving Over me? #
Here he is.
Hmm. Who do I want to kiss?
Aw!
# I need you to let... #
I want to snog this girl because she knows how much I fancy her,
and she is an absolute worldie.
Well done, Tom. Good one.
THEY HUM THE WEDDING MARCH
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
Aw!
So, I want to marry this girl because she is beautiful
inside and out.
I love you.
HE LAUGHS
Why are you all staring at it?
No!
I decided to pie Rosie cos Claudia is my girl,
and us northerners stick together.
Oh, shit! APPLAUSE
# Ooh, it's the ride Of your life... #
Claudia, come here, girl. Aw!
WHOOPING
# Ooh, baby, you can go fast
# I'll drive and you just lay back
# I got the flavour to last Yeah, the sweetest pie... #
Not only is she beautiful,
but she has been through a tough time. Not naming names,
but I think you deserve the best, so.... Aw.
# Ooh, it's the ride Of your life... #
So, I would like to marry this girl
cos you're a beautiful soul, inside and out.
Aw, thank you.
# Hold on, cos, baby... #
Are you joking? Again?
# Ooh, baby, we can go fast... #
I thought we was gonna get along, but she pied me,
so she's getting one back!
LAUGHTER
# The sweetest pie... #
Who wants a kiss, then? Hey!
Aw.
# Come get your dose Of the sweetest pie
# Ooh, it's the ride Of your life... #
I chose to kiss Sanam because she's the only girl that I want to kiss.
Aw!
# Bounce to the ounce Pick it up, put it down... #
I'm choosing to marry Lana.
We all know that she's an absolute wifey.
APPLAUSE
Now it's definitely me.
If it's not Liv, then it is a bit of a copout.
# Hold on, cos, baby, I just might
# I just just give you a bite Of the sweetest pie... #
She's pied two of my boys. Got to stick by both of 'em. My guy!
I don't give a heck!
LAUGHTER
Here he is.
I kissed this girl because I love her to pieces,
and she is an absolutely lovely girl as well.
I decided to marry this girl because I am absolutely in love with her,
and I am just practising for when I do it in real life.
CHEERING
Mwah!
LAUGHTER
I pied Liv because when she pisses me off,
she really pisses me off.
HE LAUGHS Love you.
Hello, ladies. Hello.
Aw!
WHOOPING
You've got cream on you.
I've decided to kiss this girl because, as amazing as you all are,
there's no other girl I'd rather put my lips on.
# So if you got your mask off In the photo, you gettin' cropped
# Hoppin' out the function... #
I'd like to marry Claudia because you are a northern Queen,
and you deserve to be treated as such.
Aw! Thank you. I love you.
# You basing your opinions On what the major says
# I renovate The bad energy, I erase... #
No!
# Yeah, I don't really ever wanna Talk, talk, talk, talk
# Only ever really want... #
I've decided to pie this girl
because you did send my boy Martin packing.
Oh! That's not fucking cute.
Best till last, I guess.
He's proper had to gear himself up for this.
# We both know it wasn't love It was just a big, bad habit
# Stringing you along Like a puppet... #
Oh, he's kissed Rosie.
# This pressure got you right where I want ya
# Back for it, please You can suck it
# I hate you so much right now
# Deal with it
# Boy, you got to, I don't want you
# Do as you want But just deal with it... #
I've snogged this girl because she's a rocket,
and I do find her attractive.
# Do as you want But just deal with it
# Cos I'm so over ya... #
I'm marrying this girl because she's amazing
and deserves way better than me, and doesn't deserve to be an option.
Thank you.
is
# I don't care what his name is
# I've really levelled up now... #
Oh, God.
LAUGHTER
I'm pieing this girl because she takes the piss out of me 24-7,
so it deserves it.
# Oh, ooh
# I hate you so much right now. #
IAIN: In round one of Snog, Marry, Pie,
Casey offered Claudia a ring to make peace.
Coincidentally, ring and piece describe the exact place
she wanted him to stick it.
And now, it's the girls' turn to choose.
You all right? LAUGHTER
Who am I kissing?
A bit of tongues there.
I ain't no cheat.
I'm kissing this boy because I love him, he's my guy.
SHE GROANS
Right, I'm marrying this guy because I'm in it for the long run.
Aww!
Fuckin' hell, these girls ain't holding back, are they?
It's the first one.
Oooh. LAUGHTER
Let's have a look.
CHEERING
That was for our Clauds.
CHEERING
I think this is gonna be a bit of a recurring theme now, isn't it?
LAUGHTER Fucking hell.
Look at all these handsome men.
Keanan, thank you for taking me on a date the other night.
You boosted my confidence. You're welcome.
Thank you. Whoo!
APPLAUSE
And I'm going straight for Will.
I really do see a future with you. I love you,
and I hopefully can't wait to leave this villa with you.
Aww.
THE GIRLS: Aww!
Shaq!
Every time we work out, you complain the whole time.
LAUGHTER
# Don't wanna think about it I'm just down for some fun... #
Aww.
LAUGHTER
Mwah! Aww.
I kissed this boy because, even though he pied me,
I love how you treat Olivia.
Oh, hubby, I'm ready! LAUGHTER
You're absolute husband material, and I love you so much.
Mwah!
Who wants some pie?
There's a big old pie, innit.
GROANING Fuck's sake.
I pied this boy
because you are right, she does deserve better.
CHEERING
Hi, everyone.
Hello. Hello.
Hmm.
She's so cute, ain't she? Whoo!
I've decided to kiss Tom
because I think you're one of the loveliest boys in here,
with a really big heart,
and I think you've got good intentions in everything you do.
Give me your hand. It's that one.
I've decided to marry you because I feel so lost with you
not beside me and I want to spend every day with you.
APPLAUSE
What the fuck is that?
I'm gonna have some fun with this.
CHEERING
I decided to pie you for how you treated Cynthia in Casa Amor
and because of Claudia as well.
She does deserve more.
CHEERING
Get 'em, Sanam!
You fucking go, girl!
MUSIC: 'Bloodline' by Ariana Grande
# Even though you're bad for me I know... #
Who do I wanna snog?
CHEERING
# Love me, love me, baby Are you done? Can you let me know? #
Whey!
I chose to snog this boy
because I don't want to kiss any of you immature boys.
APPLAUSE
# But you gon' Have to let this go... #
SHE GROANS Oh, just need to stretch my leg.
LAUGHTER
# No need to apologise, no... #
OLIVIA CHUCKLES
# But you gon' have to Let this shit go, yeah... #
I chose to marry this boy
because I love how respectful he treats Tanya.
That is the creamiest pie I've ever seen!
I wish I had one for each of you.
Aw!
Ooh, ooh!
TANYA: Whey!
THE GIRLS CHEER, LAUGHTER
She's rubbed it in as well.
I pied you because you weren't man enough apologise.
Ohh! LIGHT CLAPPING
Tsss! And that's a burn! LAUGHTER
# Take it or leave it
# You gotta take it or leave it Uh... #
ALL: Ooohhh!
# And no need to apologise, no
# But you gon' have to Let this shit go
# Don't want you In my bloodline... #
I decided to snog this boy because I find him very attractive,
and I wanted to snog him again.
APPLAUSE
Well done, Rosie. Well done!
Ah-ha! Is this real?
LAUGHTER Is this real? Oohh!
Put your hand out.
ALL SQUEAL, LAUGH
It isn't going to go on. Too big.
I've decided to marry this boy because he always has my back.
# I know what you want... #
I either was gonna marry Keanan or Will
just because I absolutely love Will with all my heart,
but Keanan is my boy in here.
Like, he looks after me so much.
# I know what you need But it won't be me
# Don't want you in my bloodline
# Just wanna have a good time... #
GASPING, LAUGHTER
# And no need to apologise, no... #
I decided to pie this boy because I've never been pied before.
GIRLS CHEER
I thought I'd give him a taste of his own medicine.
I'm starting to think That you're the one... #
Hello, hello, hello! Whoo!
Samie! Sexy Samie!
Let's go, Sexy Samie!
What's happening?
"What's happening?" LAUGHTER
LAUGHING: "What's happening?"
That's an evil look, there. What's poppin'?
I'm not falling for it again! Aahh!
KEANAN LAUGHS
Obviously! Aw!
I snogged this boy because he's MINE!
And I wouldn't even dream of kissing any of you lot.
AMERICAN ACCENT: You wouldn't even get the chance!
Go on. Pfft!
LAUGHTER, SQUEALING
# Like that, like that... #
I want to marry Shaq because you are marriage material,
and I love how you treat our Tiny TT. Aw!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That is unbelievable.
Oh, shit!
Oh, God!
GIRLS CHEERING
That is such a big pie. I wish I had three.
Oooh! LAUGHTER
TANYA: That's a fucking shock!
LAUGHTER It's up my nose!
I pied this boy cos of his naughty antics in bed in Casa
and for hurting my girl Jessie.
Thank you, Samie. GIRLS CHEER, APPLAUD
No more wet-gel look.
Get the cream-pie look!
Who is the lucky boy?
GIRLS: Oooh!
Mmm...
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah... #
Not you today.
# Oh, yeah, oh, yeah... #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Yes, Claudia!
So, I've decided to kiss Keanan because he's made me feel so special
since the day he walked in, and he deserved a kiss today.
GIRLS CHEER AND APPLAUD
I mean, a lot of you deserve this one, I have to say.
Maybe one doesn't, but a few of you do.
Tom, please would you marry me?
I wouldn't ask to marry any other guy in here.
You are the most amazing boy I've ever met in my life
and I love you so much.
WHOOPING
Let's get this bad boy on.
Everyone grab one and go mental!
Wow, this is gonna be the biggest one.
Now, which one deserves the pie?
Dun-dun-dun!
LAUGHS
Not you, for sure.
Now, I'm gonna take great pleasure in this one right now.
CHEERING
So, I decided to pie this boy
because you can't have your cake and eat it,
and I will be no-one's option.
CHEERING
IAIN: After that challenge,
Rosie feels like the cat that got the cream,
while Casey looks like the cat that got the cream
rubbed in his face by his ex and some of her mates.
Are you glad I snogged you, then? Not married you?
Yes, very glad.
It's just the timing of it. Yeah.
Villain Casey.
Do think that was where your head was going anyway?
Oh, yeah, 100%.
I mean, obviously, I'm gonna speak to her. Mm-hm.
And just let her know what I've been wanting to let her know.
It's probably made my decision a lot easier as it is, so...
Mm. That's good.
IAIN: Claudia wishes Casey would realise
you can't please all the people all the time.
At an early age, I realised I couldn't please any of the people
most of the time.
This is what has now made me realise about Casey,
you can't sit around and be the same jokey guy
and happy and Larry when, actually,
all the girls have realised you've really hurt me for three days. Yeah.
Since Casa, he's messed me around,
so I think today was my day to be, like, "Fucking own it.
"Don't let a guy manage what you feel inside and just, ugh."
That felt powerful.
I woke up, like, feeling, you know...
Bad bitch? Bad bitch vibes.
Did you? Did you wake up feeling like that? Yeah.
I thought, "You know what? He's fucking getting pied today."
I'm not being the nice girl any more. You deserve it.
Where's your head at?
EXHALES
I think I'm fucking done with the situation.
Tonight is gonna be very awkward, getting ready in the dressing room.
It'll be fine. It'll be sweet.
You can just avoid it now.
Yeah, true. It's just not an ideal situation.
No. It's not.
Casey snogged me, which I'm very happy about, obviously.
Yeah, wasn't that impressed that I wasn't looking my best,
that I had cream all over my face, I stank,
but maybe I'll snog him again tonight.
I think tonight, I'm gonna chat to him
and I'm gonna say, "I'm not gonna be an option."
I've been sat, moping around, wondering where his head's at
because he doesn't know.
And it's, like, I've got to own that and just stand my ground now
and just be the girl that I should be like.
'Do you know what?'
If this was yesterday, I would have been, "I'll snog Casey."
I probably would have done it and chickened out.
Today, the energy inside me, I was, like,
"Screw you. I am not gonna be an option to anybody."
He deserved that pie.
Do you think that the kiss means more or the marriage?
I think it was a lovely speech he gave, but I just, you know...?
I think his speech said it all, that you deserve more. Yeah.
That's enough.
Yeah, do you know what? You do deserve more.
So you'll go find more.
Thanks. Bye.
# Listen to my body...
IAIN: In Snog, Marry, Pie,
Claudia splatted Casey with a load of Anchor cream.
I actually heard her shout, "Anchor!" while she was doing it.
At least, I think that's what she said.
# I cannot let go...
I wouldn't take the challenge personally at all.
I'm not, bro. Yeah.
I'm just a bit tired. Good on you, lad.
I stink of cream! I need to have another shower.
I just washed the disgustingness off me.
# I shrunk, moved and changed
Claud, do you feel better after...
It couldn't have come on a better day for me, really.
The boys had your back, the girls had your back. I know.
# And it happened lately As I willed a sunset to go quickly
Are you still gunning for Claudia a bit, or...
Bro, probably more friendship vibes, if I'm honest with you.
Really, yeah? Yeah.
I don't wanna be in a triangle, it's not me.
And I don't want to be on the outside,
so I don't wanna be in here.
Exactly. You've gotta stay true to who you are.
Hello, gorgeous!
Hello!
"I love you?"
Oh, no!
THEY LAUGH
# I'm free
Good vibes...
No more pies tonight.
Or will there be?
CHEERING
You never know when your time's up in here, so let's enjoy it,
keep smiling, and, yeah, let's have a good night.
CHEERING
# I thought that you'd be kind to me
IAIN: Casey's asking himself some pretty tough questions.
Does Will have my back? Did Tom let me down?
Is that old UHT cream I feel leaking out my undercrackers?
I expected a lot of what happened,
look, the girls have obviously got Claudia's back. Yeah.
Which I completely understand, like, they wanna make her feel great,
and if that means giving me a pie,
like, so be it, do you know what I mean? Yeah.
Like, I really don't take offence for that.
I think the thing that has just been playing on my mind a bit is, like,
Will and Tom, like, I'm closest with them in the villa,
like, everyone can see that. Yeah.
We spend all our time together, and...
I felt it was just, like, adding fuel to the fire a bit.
And then Tom, more for the fact he, like, went to marry Claudia
and then pie Rosie, those boys are literally my best mates in here and
they know exactly how I'm feeling and how crap I've been feeling.
The fact I've made Claudia upset.
For them to have Claudia's back in the challenge more than mine
was upsetting for me.
I think it's just the fact that Will and Tom are quite close with Claudia
in here, and it's just the fact that she's been upset.
Me, personally,
I don't think you've gone about it in a disrespectful way.
You're a top guy.
I feel like you do care about Claudia's feelings a lot.
And, like, you've just done something...
Like, you don't wanna come out of here and have regrets,
you know what I mean?
No, I know, I know.
But I just want them to know... Yeah.
..how it made me feel, and I just wanna squash it.
Don't be upset, bro.
You know I've got you in here?
Yeah, boy, no, I appreciate you, Shaq.
Likewise, brother.
I'll probably chat to Tom and Will now and just get it off my chest.
Tom, do you wanna chat? Yeah.
Will? Will?
Can we chat, quickly? Yeah.
Shall we go by the fire pit? Yeah, bro.
Ah, fucking hell, mate.
How are you feeling? Yeah, I'm all right.
I think I was just a bit gutted with...
I guess mostly you two, cos, like, you're my closest boys in here.
Yeah. Yeah.
And, like, I completely get the girls, they've
got each other's backs, so I'm gonna get pied, I understand that.
Yeah. But I felt like, with you two,
you boys know more than anyone how shit I've been feeling
the last couple of days from how upset Claudia's got.
And I wanted you boys to sort of pick me up a bit.
And for you to marry Claudia and then pie Rosie, to me,
that just looks like, right,
obviously, Tom wants me to pick Claudia, do you know what I mean?
Please know that we have got your back,
away from this conversation, bro.
I know, but, just in the challenge, it made me feel like you didn't.
I'm sorry, mate.
I'm sorry I make you feel like that as well.
I understand where you're coming from, and I'm sorry.
Sorry, bro.
You know I'd never mean it intentionally.
I fucking love you boys to bits, d'you know what I mean? Yeah.
I fucking love you boys, yeah? No, I love you, too.
Yeah, and... Cos I can hear,
even in your voice, how emotional this is.
And, for me, that was the last thing I want.
What are you thinking?
I'm just gonna chat to Claudia now.
Just have a really honest conversation with her.
Let her know exactly how I'm feeling.
I think that's... That's the most fair thing that I can do.
Erm... It's not gonna be easy, I... Shit.
It's gonna be hard.
How are you feeling?
Erm... I feel all right, I'm a bit nervous.
Yeah, I'm just done feeling mopey and feeling emotional... Good.
..when no guy should make me feel like that.
And I'm ready to just kind of... Sort of put him in his place? Yeah.
What do you girls think? I agree.
I think it's about time now. He needs to make a decision.
If you feel like doing it now, bro, trust me,
you're better off doing it sooner, rather than later. No, I know.
It's never gonna be an easy conversation, mate.
That's just... That's never gonna be an easy conversation. Yeah.
I think what's hurting the most with you
is that you know you're gonna upset Claudia,
and, mate, that just shows who you are as a person.
Yeah. OK?
You're strong and you've got this, bro.
Emotions have been high for me. Yeah.
I think I'm strong enough now in my head to deal with it.
He needs to know that he's handled it a bit wrong. Yeah.
I've had feelings,
I've had feelings from the day I walked in. Mm.
And, like, I'm not someone's option. I'm not second best.
Today's made me fully realise that.
You need to know your worth,
and you'll find you're starting to learn your worth.
I think I am getting there. Like...
D'you know what, though, how he handles this situation
and how he handles post-challenge will show a lot about his character.
Yeah. How you doing?
I'm OK, how are you?
Oh, dear, Rosie. What is life?
Shall we chat?
You all right? Yeah, are you?
You look stunning, by the way. Thank you, you look good tonight.
These match the eyes. Well...
Where are we going?
It's chat time.
Oh, God! Right, where's your... CASEY SIGHS
How are you feeling?
Yeah, I'm fine. I fully expected the pies. Mm-hm.
From the girls.
You've been really upset, and I wanna get pied in the face
if it would make you smile, d'you know what I mean? Yeah.
For them, it's just that they've seen me
just being not myself, and down.
You've completely shut me off.
You've made the decision,
but you've just been too scared to say it.
I don't agree with that I've shut you off, to be fair.
I feel like once I've actually gone to Rosie, like,
every time it's been Rosie coming...
It's not about going to Rosie, it's about you coming to me.
How did you find that challenge?
Cos I... To be honest, I've been in your situation.
Not gonna lie, I felt like everyone had her back.
I don't want her to be upset. Like, I really don't. Yeah.
I don't want to be in a fucking triangle.
Like, I'm over it.
I don't think there'll be a triangle for much longer.
I think this conversation is where the triangle ends.
It's taken me two or three days to get to know her well enough
to make a decision.
I didn't want to make it in the first couple of days
when I didn't know, OK?
And that's why I am having this conversation now.
I get that. It's like... You are a nice guy, and I get that,
but... I've been totally honest.
I've thought about it so much in my head.
I've been totally honest with you from the start.
I could tell from the day you first met her,
I knew where your head was going to go,
and you knew where your head was going to go.
But I just feel like...
Just own up to it, and maybe just an apology
or something from you would have been nice. Like...
What have I said to you that I haven't been honest about?
I just like you've just tried...
I think that night, last night, when we spoke,
you could have said it that night.
You could have just turned round to me and said...
No, cos I didn't know. You did know.
I feel like you did know. No, I didn't.
See, you're just jumping to conclusions. I didn't know then.
Well, I feel like you did. Well, I didn't,
and I'm telling you I didn't, so you can either believe me, or you...
You've pushed me aside. That's how I feel.
I feel like I've not been...
I'm honestly sorry if you felt pushed aside, but for me,
there is more of a connection there with Rosie.
That's all I wanted to hear, and that's fine.
And I'm really, really sorry. And that's the thing.
I'm...
I feel worst about how you feel, how it's made you feel.
I'm a big girl. I can take it. I know, but...
I am definitely worth somebody else, so...
No, of course you are, and that's why I said to you earlier,
you're an amazing person. You honestly are.
And you're stunning. It's just so hard for me
because I genuinely really liked you,
and now, I'm just gonna have to... deal with it.
Watching a guy I like like someone else.
And you've got to see that, it's hard.
It's very difficult. I know. It's just how I feel.
I'm being honest and upfront with you about how I feel.
Yeah, but you obviously didn't feel that way for me before because...
You can't say that.
..it's taken a girl to come in for two or three days
for you to just be like, "Yeah, I like her more." Sorry.
# I don't wanna leave you
# I don't want a life without you
# But the truth is... #
There's not much more to say from me, so...
No, look, I am... No, Casey, look, it's fine.
Let's just leave it now.
Thanks for being honest, and I hope you and Rosie...
I wish you the best. And that's it.
# Sometimes, I tell white lies... #
She's walked away. Yes! Go on, girl.
# Like, I will always want you No matter the rocks above you
# Oh, sometimes, I tell white lies
# Like, I'm gonna Up and leave you... #
Oh, God.
# And I want a life without you
# But the truth is
# Maybe I don't. #