1 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:07,160 IAIN STIRLING: On Love Island, there's been a broken heart... 2 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,520 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:10,200 I feel like a dickhead. 4 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:11,560 ..a bombshell... 5 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,360 Whoo! 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,400 Let's really get them hearts racing. Oh! 7 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,680 ..and five dumpings. 8 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:21,160 Ellie and Jordan. 9 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:26,360 But tonight, it's time to part-ay. 10 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:27,520 Woo! 11 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:30,640 ♪ Party rock Is in the house tonight. ♪ 12 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,040 This is your weekly fix of all things fun 13 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,920 from the world's most talked-about villa. 14 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,520 Bro! Bro! 15 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:40,560 And you've got a backstage pass to the hottest club in town. 16 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:42,240 I'm having palpitations. 17 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,520 With exclusive access... 18 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,840 THEY CHEER 19 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,520 ..top-notch security... 20 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:49,600 HE CALLS 21 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,360 ..kick-ass entertainment... Oh-hah! 22 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:56,160 ..and the chance to see another side of your Islanders. 23 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,000 There's no Scouse Mouse! 24 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:01,200 So, take that Islander masterclass 25 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:04,520 and live out your fantasies. 26 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,680 It's that time of the week to go wild. 27 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:08,120 THEY GRUNT 28 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:12,680 This is Love Island: Unseen Bits. 29 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,040 Oh, God! 30 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,600 Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits. 31 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,640 The show that magically turns the unseen clips 32 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:40,680 into unmissable moments 33 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,440 that will have you screaming for more. 34 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,400 THEY SCREAM 35 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,640 SCREAMING 36 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:52,240 It's just a dragonfly, girls. It's a dragon! 37 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:54,680 I think it was just an insect. Yeah. 38 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:58,680 Don't worry, we've organised a babysitter. 39 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,120 Mummy! Milky Mummy! 40 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,760 Mummy! 41 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,440 Make sure your partner's hands are clean, 42 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,680 and all their airways are clear. 43 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,160 I love your nails, you know. I think I told you this before. 44 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,800 Thank you. You know what that is for, 45 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,320 so they're for, like, everything, 46 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,200 that's for, like, picking your nose and shit. 47 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,680 Oh, my God! 48 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:21,080 Do you know when you want a proper thumb up there? 49 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,320 Because the boys are talking utter rubbish. 50 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,960 THEY TALK IN TONGUES 51 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,000 And the girls are talking total pants. 52 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:39,720 Have you ever jumped in the pool and your knickers have fell down? 53 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,040 Yeah! 54 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,880 Yeah, all the time. Or my bikini comes undone. 55 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,920 And everyone's talking about themselves. 56 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,280 Just say your best trait about yourself. One word. OK. 57 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,600 Erm... Just 10 out of 10. 58 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,560 Shaq? Funny. 59 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,680 Case? Artificial. 60 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:56,720 LAUGHTER 61 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,200 Amazing. Smiley. 62 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,440 Mummy, milk. 63 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:06,080 This is Love Island: Unseen Bits! 64 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,800 Have you ever wondered 65 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:16,480 how myths like the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot actually started? 66 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,280 Well, I think it comes down to the mischievous antics 67 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:22,320 of wind-up merchants like these two. 68 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,760 What can we do? 69 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:25,800 Something mischievous? Yeah. 70 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,720 Shall we call Tanya, just proper confuse her? Yeah. 71 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,120 It's quite good when we just, like, sort of waffle on, 72 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:34,640 don't make it obvious at all. 73 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,040 Tanya! 74 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,640 We've got a question about your location. 75 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,120 Oh, all right. About Liverpool. 76 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:45,000 I've got one of my best mates who lives up there, 77 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:49,040 but we thought you'd understand it a bit more than us. 78 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,640 Go on. 79 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:51,960 Is it a mouse? 80 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,840 Yeah. You what? 81 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,680 There's a thing that goes round called the Scouse Mouse. 82 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:57,720 The Scouse Mouse. 83 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,200 It sounds weird when we say it. That goes round? Yeah. 84 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,480 Have you never heard of that? No. 85 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,680 But do you know... Can you describe what that is? 86 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,080 Like, what is it? Can you describe it? It basically... 87 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:10,480 When would you say that, when would you hear it? 88 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,440 When I was told about it, I was 13 or 14, 89 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:16,520 and my friend got pretty deep about it. It was quite... Hmm. 90 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:20,120 It aff... It affected quite a lot of Liverpool at the time. 91 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,880 Shut up! Yeah. 92 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,480 And it went round, and it... What? Didn't it? 93 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,120 So it's a thing? 94 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,960 Yeah. Yeah. 95 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,080 Like COVID? No, no, not like COVID. 96 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,560 Was it more of a saying? More of a saying. 97 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,240 Yeah, if we were to put it into a sentence, it would be like... 98 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,280 "Someone Scouse Mouse'd me." Yeah. 99 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:43,280 Someone Scouse Mouse'd me?! Yeah. Yeah. 100 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,680 They say there it's worse than, like, a swear word. 101 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,800 You what? 102 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,840 And it goes round in circles. 103 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:55,040 Some people say, "Oh, yeah, I've been Scouse Mouse'd a few times." 104 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,480 Maybe just ask your parents, maybe. 105 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,000 But I've not been Scouse Mouse'd. 106 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,640 I know. But how do you know you haven't? 107 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,440 I'm so confused. 108 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,400 It confused us as well. 109 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,800 Right, I'm gonna go away from you two. All right. 110 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:13,120 See you in a bit. I'm gonna go round saying it. 111 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,720 QUIETLY: "Have you been Scouse Mouse'd?" 112 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:25,040 I feel like those two... those two are pranking me. 113 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:28,440 Oh, my God, are you guys pranking me?! 114 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,080 There's no Scouse Mouse! 115 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,240 THEY LAUGH 116 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,600 There is a Scouse Mouse. No, there isn't! There is. 117 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:41,200 Have you not seen it on TV, or YouTube? 118 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,320 You're not funny! No, youse are all in on it, and I'm not arsed. 119 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:45,680 You're idiots! Go away! 120 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,320 Scouse Mouse! 121 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,360 IAIN: One of my favourite things about Love Island 122 00:05:57,400 --> 00:06:00,800 is that we bring together people from all stratas of society. 123 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,720 Where else could a humble ring girl 124 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,840 finds herself flirting with a Lord of the Manor? 125 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,880 Hang on, what?! Spencer's a what?! 126 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:11,600 I own some land in Scotland, so I'm a Lord. 127 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,560 What? I don't know how legit it is. 128 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,920 You have a piece of paper that says Lord Spencer? 129 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,120 Yeah, so does my debit card and stuff. 130 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,960 Fuck off! Yeah! 131 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,480 It all says bloody Lord. Your debit card says Lord on it? 132 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,960 Yeah, Lord S Wilks. 133 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,640 What?! Yeah. 134 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,280 So, you are officially a Lord? 135 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,800 I dunno. 136 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,120 It was only cos I bought, like, 137 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:39,120 a metre-by-metre square of grass in Scotland when I was there. 138 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,920 Wow. So I need to just buy a bit of land in Scotland 139 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,800 and I can be a lady? Literally. 140 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,720 Love that. Yeah, it was like 20 quid. 141 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,200 £20?! Yeah. 142 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:50,360 Wait, you're not a Lord, you paid £20, 143 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,680 and now you think you're a Lord! 144 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,280 SHAQ LAUGHS 145 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,480 You paid to be a Lord? 146 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:56,320 He bought a bit of land for £20 147 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,560 and now he has "Lord Spencer" on his debit card. 148 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,800 Does it actually? 149 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,560 Yeah. And my credit card. 150 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,200 No way! That's so funny. That's sick! 151 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,400 I'm gonna be a lady. 152 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,600 Lady Olivia. 153 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:11,000 That suits you. It does, doesn't it? 154 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,720 I'm a lady! 155 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,920 IAIN: Hang on, Olivia, you need to buy a patch of grass 156 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:16,240 and give me 20 quid first. 157 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,760 You can have the bit right in front of the villa. 158 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:32,160 Earlier in the series, Unseen Bits went to completely uncharted territory. 159 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,720 THEY LAUGH 160 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,040 MUSIC: 'GAME OF THRONES' THEME 161 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,800 And the internet blew up 162 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,800 over four grown men acting out their boyhood fantasies. 163 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,080 WILL ROARS 164 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,120 IAIN READS IN DIFFERENT ACCENTS: 165 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,080 But was winter coming for our dragons 166 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:18,800 with the arrival of two new warriors? 167 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,400 No more dragons. 168 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,280 VOICE ECHOES: No more dragons, no more dragons... 169 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,080 MUSIC STOPS 170 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:29,480 IAIN: Would they turn out to be slayer of the dragon? 171 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:33,120 And is their arrival sign of a new age - 172 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,960 the age of adults? 173 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,360 Let's find out in this second instalment of... 174 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,560 Villa of the Dragons. 175 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:45,080 MUSIC: 'GAME OF THRONES' THEME 176 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,040 Do you know what's hard? Coming in, 177 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,720 and you've all got these inside jokes. 178 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,520 No, no, it's a very serious thing. 179 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,720 Oi, do you want to give us your best dragon? 180 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,800 Give us your best dragon! 181 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,800 My... I think my dragon would be a bit like a T Rex. 182 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,320 Yeah, that's what I was. 183 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,400 LAUGHTER 184 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,120 CASEY ROARS 185 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,600 Love it. 186 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:12,640 Mate, I knew you was gonna do a dragon. Knew it. 187 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,560 'GAME OF THRONES' THEME CONTINUES 188 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,560 LAUGHTER 189 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,280 It's your hair as well! 190 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:26,320 I feel like I'm, like, a Spyro, like, a little... 191 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,680 Spyro, that was a sick game. 192 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,520 That could be your name, Spyro. 193 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:31,960 No, it's got to be beginning with the first letter 194 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 of your first name, though. Really? Yeah. 195 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:37,960 What about, like, Calabrisis? 196 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,800 The fire-breathing dragon. 197 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,480 Yeah, that's quite sick. 198 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:44,400 CASEY ROARS 199 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,200 Mine's called Sharagon. 200 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,240 Sharagon, that's quite sick, like Eragon. 201 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,360 Mine's K-Tread. K-Tread. 202 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:53,080 What's yours? Woolcrutz. 203 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,160 Bro, the thing is, 204 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,840 I reckon these girls think we're joking about this dragon game, 205 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,360 but they don't realise that we're up here naming our dragons. 206 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,600 Could someone summon the Calabrisis? 207 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,960 Calabrisis, arise! 208 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,600 HE ROARS 209 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,200 LAUGHTER 210 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,360 We can form into two dragons! 211 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,840 You'd be the wings. 212 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:21,040 THEY ROAR 213 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,320 ROARING AND LAUGHTER 214 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,920 WILL ROARS 215 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,320 ROARING: Jessie! 216 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,640 Bruv, imagine if a bombshell comes in, yeah, and then you just go... 217 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,480 ROARING 218 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,160 Guys, man, what a racket! Shh! 219 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,640 IAIN: Yeah, keep it down, lads, the neighbours can hear you, 220 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:45,240 and they're all the way over in the kingdom of Casa. 221 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,880 Pretending to be a dragon might seem like a childish game, 222 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:55,400 but if you do exactly the same actions but slow it right down, 223 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,200 it becomes a form of spiritual meditation. 224 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,440 In. Hold. 225 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,200 And out. 226 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,840 THEY EXHALE 227 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:10,240 I think what would be nice is if we all close our eyes and just say 228 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:13,000 a little phrase, a little sentence, of how we're feeling. 229 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,960 Tom, if you would like to start our circle off. 230 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,160 Boys, it's been a bit of a roller-coaster so far, 231 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,480 but this is the place to let it all out, 232 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,200 let the emotions go and go with the flow. 233 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:24,240 Well done, Tom. 234 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,920 I'm excited to see what the future holds for me. 235 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,560 You know, I've learnt a lot about myself, emotionally, 236 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,520 and how to let guards down, and I wanna thank you guys 237 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,120 for just being part of that for me. 238 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,480 I feel really blessed. 239 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:40,040 I've learned a lot about opening up and being honest with someone. 240 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:43,040 I've realised how important honesty is in relationships 241 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,320 and being clear of mind and clear of thought, 242 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,560 and letting people know how you truly feel. 243 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:52,680 What am I saying again? LAUGHTER 244 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,160 Just whatever's on your mind! 245 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:58,640 IAIN: Oh, Aaron, words fail me. You too, by the looks of things. 246 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:02,960 And the whole villa was left speechless by Maya's shock dumping. 247 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,240 Aaron and Spencer, your time on Love Island is over. 248 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,760 IAIN: But it wasn't long 249 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:13,560 until Australia's man of many words was at it again, 250 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,600 with a farewell speech to make everyone feel better. 251 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,840 I'm a bit lost for words, I can't lie. 252 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,240 See you, guys. Bye. 253 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,920 IAIN: Sorry to see you guys go, 254 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,400 but let's catch up for a good old chat sometime. 255 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,000 Or we can just sit in silence. 256 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,000 Up to you. I'm just happy with the company. 257 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,960 Aaron may have been a man of few words, 258 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,600 but at least saying nothing meant he avoided making himself sound silly. 259 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,920 Unlike some of the Islanders I could mention. 260 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,240 So, you know when you, like, 261 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,640 you know when you have something and it makes you... 262 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,800 you'll forever, like, be sick of it? Yeah. 263 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:54,000 So, I have this with fish, and I have this with jaegerbombs. 264 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,640 Fish, any? Yeah. 265 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,200 Really, do you not eat any fish? 266 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,680 No, so, like... but I'll have seafood, how weird is that? 267 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,440 How does that work? 268 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,280 Well, they're two separate types of things. 269 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:08,160 Are they? Yeah. One's fish, one's seafood. 270 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,880 But fish are seafood. Huh? 271 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:11,960 They come from the sea! 272 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,840 Yeah, but so do whales, but they're not fish. 273 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,960 Yeah, they are. No, they're not, they're mammals. 274 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,400 They're huge fish! 275 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,640 THEY LAUGH 276 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:26,680 They're not huge fish, they're mammals! 277 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:30,200 They... They are huge fish! 278 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:33,160 They're not, they're literally not, they are like the scientific... 279 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,920 They're not! But mammals are outside of the sea. 280 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,280 No, that's not what mammals are, you doughnut! 281 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,480 Please tell me you're joking! 282 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,000 What's a mammal, then? 283 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,320 Mammals give birth like we do... Well, you do. 284 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,840 THEY LAUGH 285 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:51,360 Like, they have sex and they give birth rather than eggs. 286 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,360 So, what do eggs do? What do you mean? 287 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,520 Eggs don't do anything other than hatch. But what are they called? 288 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,000 IAIN: Ron, last week you were asking if eggs came from cows, 289 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,000 now you're talking like some kind of "egg-spert" on the subject. 290 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,120 Time for a break now. 291 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,520 And talking of breaks, the villa elevator's broken down, 292 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:17,480 meaning Casey and Jordan are having to take the stairs. 293 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:21,000 But where? Why? And most importantly of all... 294 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,800 Let's find out later. 295 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:32,480 ♪ The Love Shack Is a little old place where 296 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:35,320 ♪ We can get together... ♪ 297 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,440 IAIN: This is Love Island Unseen "Spritz". 298 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,320 SPRAY Argh! Argh! 299 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,840 A little old place where even brushing your teeth 300 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:44,480 is a chance to party. 301 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,040 ♪ Baby, Love Shack... ♪ 302 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,200 Where just sitting on the sofa can get you into a spin... 303 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,440 Wow! Whoa! Oh! 304 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,600 ..and everyone is having a Shaq attack. 305 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,680 Tanyel, care to join the Love Shaq? 306 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,840 Obviously! 307 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,400 CHEERING Love Shaq! 308 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,440 ALL: ♪ Love Shaq, Love Shaq Love Shaq. ♪ 309 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,840 ♪ At the Love Shack. ♪ 310 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:10,760 Earlier, we saw Casey and Jordan heading upstairs to the bedroom. 311 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,120 Probably for a chat about dragons. 312 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:16,080 Here is what actually happened next. 313 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,160 Uh! 314 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,120 Morning. Morning! 315 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,600 Hope you enjoyed your trip to the bedroom, Jordan. 316 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,720 Contrary to popular opinion, Love Island's a very high-brow show, 317 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,320 and it's easy to lose the thread. 318 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:37,880 Hang on, did I say high-brow? Sorry, I meant "eyebrow". 319 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,720 Lift your head up. I want to watch this. 320 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,560 Feel like I'm at t'dentist. I don't fucking like this. 321 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:46,960 No, Tom, man... Go on, Tom. 322 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,600 Let me hold your hand. Stop flinching. 323 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,160 "Let me hold your hand." 324 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,960 Fuck. Stop it! Stop that. 325 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,640 You can't... Let go. The more you tense, the more it's gonna hurt. 326 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,600 You've gotta relax. Hold my hand. Oh, fuck. 327 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,840 Tom, you can't do that. 328 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,920 You're gonna get a slit in your eyebrow, you fool. 329 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,000 Just talk to me, girls. It's like he's in labour. 330 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,200 Ask me about stuff. What's your favourite colour? 331 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:09,040 Er, my favourite colour's probably, like, a light blue. Er... 332 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,440 HE INHALES Stop moving! He's so funny. 333 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,280 You can do this, come on. You've only got... 334 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,680 This is the top bit, wait till you get to the bottom. Fuck me. 335 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,000 I thought we'd done the top bit?! Just fucking sit here! 336 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,160 Oh, my God, it's actually like you're giving birth. 337 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,200 This is hilarious. Your hands are clammy as well. 338 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,200 Yeah, they are. Sweaty! They're sweaty! 339 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,160 What's the first thing... Argh, you fucker! 340 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:30,920 ♪ Baby, I got you shook Got you shook, got you shook... ♪ 341 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,000 Argh, Tanyel, man... 342 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,600 ♪ Got you shook... ♪ 343 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,920 I have threaded so many people's eyebrows, 344 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,800 countless, I can't remember how many people, 345 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:43,680 but no-one has screamed and clenched onto me the way Tom has. 346 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,080 Like, nobody. And complained the whole way through. 347 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,960 Like, he needs, like, a break every hair. 348 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,800 Oh, my fuck! Oh, my God, you drama queen! 349 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,760 I'm not even overreacting, I'm actually not. 350 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,480 Like, just play with my leg or something. 351 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,440 LAUGHTER That's it. 352 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,720 You can have a little leg scratch. That's it. Bit harder. 353 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,400 Sorry, but the pampering that's going on here right now. 354 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,720 You can do it. This is not right, though, this. 355 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,640 It's not right. Do I have any hairs underneath? 356 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,560 I just feel it's... Do you think I might need to do anything before, 357 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,600 like exfoliate them or something? Just sit down! 358 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,960 He is just something else. 359 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,120 Like, Tom is honestly something else. 360 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,680 I've never seen this in my life, ever. 361 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,160 Oh, I can't do this anymore. Aw... 362 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,320 You can. You're nearly there. I'm actually not even overreacting. 363 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:24,440 You're nearly there. 364 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,320 Men are such wusses, honestly. 365 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,200 You're the worst person I've done eyebrows for. 366 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,960 Come on, stretch. Fuck! 367 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,960 Fucking hell, we should've been done ages ago. 368 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,760 That must be the best thing I've ever seen. No, it's great. 369 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,800 I can't stop watching, it's really funny. 370 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,680 He has very well-groomed eyebrows, though. 371 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,520 ♪ Keep your composure Cos I'm coming over 372 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,800 ♪ Baby, I got you shook Got you shook. ♪ 373 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,240 Argh! 374 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:48,000 Argh, you're so annoying. Come back here. 375 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:58,160 IAIN: AI is creeping into our everyday lives, 376 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,280 and it's believed the Love Island villa's being used 377 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,160 by artificial intelligence to gather data. 378 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,840 To be honest, I'm all for it. 379 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,600 We need some form of intelligence around here, artificial or not. 380 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:11,080 Will, what came first, the chicken or the egg? Er... 381 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,120 We've already uncovered this. It's the chicken. 382 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,160 The egg. No, it's not. Yeah. 383 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,600 But how... But how can a chicken just be there without an egg? 384 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:20,320 Because of evolv... evolving. Evolation or whatever. Evolation. 385 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,160 IAIN: And if you were still in any doubt 386 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,480 about whether computers have the ability to outwit us, 387 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,720 this is what they have to outsmart. 388 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,680 A korma's got nuts. No, it doesn't. 389 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:32,000 It's coconut. Coconut's not a nut. 390 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:36,320 What? No. Sorry, no, no. A korma's got almonds in it as well. 391 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,080 No, it doesn't. Korma's got almonds in it. 392 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,200 No, it doesn't. They do, they all have nuts in them. 393 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,040 Course they do. A coconut's a fruit. 394 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,680 And almon... Coco... Listen, no korma I've had's got nuts in it. 395 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,280 They do, they have nuts sprinkled on the stop sometimes 396 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,800 when you open up the container. Nah! 397 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:54,240 IAIN: Just look at it from the machine's perspective, 398 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,840 or any perspective. 399 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,080 Don't you think it's mad...? 400 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,920 Do you reckon them mountains are dead high, 401 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,920 or it's just the cloud? RON: They're well high. 402 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,640 How high do you reckon they are? 403 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,760 Er... That's proper, proper high. 404 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,720 That's touching clouds. That one doesn't look very high. 405 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,360 No, because it's closer, though. 406 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,200 I get what you're saying, but this one's a bit closer. 407 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,600 That one's further. Yeah. 408 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,480 I dunno. It would be interesting to know. 409 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:24,000 I reckon a dinosaur hatched an egg before for the... 410 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,680 before the meteor. No. 411 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,280 And then the egg survived. Yeah. 412 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,320 The egg was made of, like, gold or something. 413 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,720 Dinosaur laid an egg... Mm. 414 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,720 ..and the egg was just mutated or something. 415 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,880 And a chicken accidentally came out. 416 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,560 If you look at chicken feet, they kind of look like dinosaur feet, 417 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,880 but just not as big. 418 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,240 Like every bird? Yeah. 419 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:46,680 IAIN: The AI data mining has concluded 420 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,640 that all that could be gathered from the villa was AU... 421 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:02,440 WHOOPING 422 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,880 IAIN: Earlier in the week, 423 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:07,000 we saw Jessie and Will have a night of prime time TV passion. 424 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,000 Yeah! 425 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,760 OK, this is outfit number one. 426 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,880 IAIN: Well, here we have some unseen bits 427 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,320 of Jessie and Will in the Hideaway. 428 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:22,840 Not those bits, you n... naughty rascals. 429 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,360 If a new girl comes into the villa, this is how I'm gonna dress. 430 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,680 And I'll be strutting around like this. Really? 431 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,400 Yep. Right, get that new girl in now. 432 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,960 Distract ya. Really. 433 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,400 POP Whoops! Fucking hell. 434 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,440 Holy shit, that scared me. 435 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,720 I thought you smashed something, I'm not gonna lie. 436 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:44,280 Toast to... meeting the most wonderful girl 437 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,560 I've ever met in my life. 438 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:52,840 Toast to meeting the most weird, wacky, sexy guy I've ever met. 439 00:20:55,640 --> 00:21:00,120 ♪ We don't have to take our Clothes off 440 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,880 ♪ To have a good time. ♪ 441 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,800 That was nice. Thanks for a good night. 442 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,360 Come on, darling. Oh, goodbye, Hideaway! 443 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,080 Ah! SHE GIGGLES 444 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,880 Hello, girls. Hello, deary. 445 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:27,160 IAIN: Every morning, the girls gather on the terrace for a debrief. 446 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:31,040 And on this morning, it looks like Olivia was putting her foot down. 447 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,440 What the fuck?! What? 448 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,520 Your feet! You don't like them? 449 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,600 What the fuck? You're in South Africa. 450 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:41,160 What do you mean? They match my PJs. 451 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,840 You don't sleep in them, do you? 452 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,840 They're ridiculous. Little sock things. 453 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,640 Are you joking? They're sock slippers. 454 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,920 I love them. It's like a hat on her foot. 455 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,720 LAUGHTER 456 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,080 IAIN: While Olivia's feet might be warm and toasty, 457 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,600 they're not safe, like Will's are. 458 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,880 Put this on your feet, foot, like a sock. 459 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,760 WILL LAUGHS 460 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,120 I'm like a fish. 461 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,320 IAIN: As they say, it's always best to practice safe socks. 462 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,200 It was you. 463 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,800 IAIN: Before we head off to the break, 464 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,960 here's an unseen clip of Jordan and Tanyel 465 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,400 having a deep and meaningful chat. 466 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,400 Is this THE fateful turning point of their relationship? 467 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,160 Did this ultimately lead to Tanyel being dumped? 468 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,400 Let's find out. 469 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:38,000 I think, with us, yeah, with me anyway... 470 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,440 IAIN: So... 471 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,400 Let's find out later. 472 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,040 IAIN: This is Unseen Bits - 473 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,920 piggybacking off the main show like a naughty nephew. 474 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,160 So nice not having to walk anywhere. 475 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,440 Will's gonna do his back in if he's not careful. 476 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,000 This is a place where girls will be boys... 477 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,320 Come on, bro. Come on, bro. 478 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,600 Spring break, bro! 479 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,960 Oh, bro. Bro, bro, bro. 480 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,640 Bro! Bro! 481 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,600 Yeah! Yeah, bro. Wazzup! 482 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,120 Bro! Bro! 483 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,960 ..and boys will be boys. 484 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,640 THEY GIGGLE 485 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:25,200 So, sit back and let us massage your chakras. 486 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,360 Oh, Shaq, mate, that is good. 487 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,800 Right, do me again. No. You had your chance. 488 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,760 You're doing it softer! You couldn't hack it. 489 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,840 No, I can. You promise? Promise. 490 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,960 Shall I do one shoulder each at the same time? 491 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,320 See, look. 492 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:41,240 No, you're definitely digging in harder! 493 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:45,400 I told you all those piggybacks would do your back in, Will. 494 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,440 But that's bad, cos we manifest things. Yeah. 495 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,840 Before the break, we saw Tanyel and Jordan 496 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,200 having a deep and meaningful chat around the pool. 497 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,320 Was this a fateful turning point? 498 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,120 Did this ultimately lead to Tanyel getting dumped? 499 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,920 Here's: 500 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,680 I think with us, yeah, 501 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,360 like, with me, anyway, I feel like I need to be distracted and... 502 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,320 Oh, no! 503 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,360 Get it, it's gonna go under the bridge! Oh, no. 504 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,640 IAIN: Hats off to whoever found that clip. 505 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,040 They've been together for... a week, 506 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:32,920 but in this next unseen bit, Olivia pops the big question to Kai. 507 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,400 What colour... 508 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,320 is hippos' milk? 509 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:39,080 What colour is hippos' milk? Hmm. 510 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,280 White. No. 511 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:42,480 Brown? Nuh. 512 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,680 Pink? Uh-huh. 513 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,000 Is it actually? Yeah. 514 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,440 Pink. 515 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,320 Is that why happy hippos, Hungry Hippos, 516 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:51,000 happy hippos, Hungry Hippos... 517 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,600 Oh, no, I'm thinking of Percy Pigs. 518 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,920 You just confused a pig with a hippo. 519 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,000 I've got another fact. Wait. 520 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,440 It's the big five. The animals. 521 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,440 Do you know what they are? Humans. 522 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,200 No, animals! 523 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,120 Yeah. Are we not classed as animals? No. 524 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,200 Big five for what? Right, I'll give you one. Rhino. 525 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,360 Lion. 526 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,960 Yeah. 527 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,280 Orangutan. No. 528 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,720 Oh, gorilla. No. 529 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,560 I don't know. My mind... 530 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,080 I think cheetah's one. No, no, no. 531 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,040 Let me get my facts straight. 532 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,080 Do you know, like, the planets in order? 533 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,400 No. 534 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,480 Would you go to space, if you could? 535 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,200 Er... Yeah. As long as I came back. 536 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,920 Would you live up there? No. 537 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,240 Why not? 538 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,680 I can't get McDonalds in space. 539 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,720 OK, if they can teleport McDonalds to you? 540 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,760 Hmm... Yeah, maybe. I'll think about it. 541 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,200 IAIN: If there was fast food in space, 542 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,680 it would still be quicker to order 543 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,840 than sitting in the queue at my local drive-through. 544 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:00,720 This next unseen clip 545 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,560 shows that Will and Jessie are a really good match. 546 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,520 I like the colour coordination. Yeah. 547 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,160 I reckon we've just got, like... 548 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,280 I think you've been kind of colour coordinating me. 549 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,440 Yeah, cos you asked! 550 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,200 You tell me what you want to wear... No, I'm easy. 551 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,760 You tell me what you want to wear, then I'll match you. 552 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,080 OK. 553 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,880 So what do you want to wear? Nothing? 554 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,160 Yeah, so, like... You've got a great bum. 555 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,720 Thank you. You've got a great bum, too. 556 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,720 I do. I actually do, though, don't I?! 557 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,560 Hard-working man with your booty. 558 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,440 Yeah, I do have a big booty, don't I? 559 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,360 I actually do! 560 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,640 I reckon I've got... Stand up. 561 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,320 I reckon I've got a bigger booty than you. Oh, God! 562 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,960 "I've got a bigger booty than you." 563 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,080 You actually do have a really big booty. 564 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,480 Do you reckon it's from, like, lifting things? 565 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:47,000 Who, me? Yeah, your booty's bigger than mine. 566 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,280 Mine's so small at the moment. What the hell? No. 567 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,720 What do you do with the sheep, 568 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,920 do squats with the sheep on your shoulders? 569 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,400 No, I don't. I'm just a hard worker! 570 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,880 A hard worker. A hard worker. 571 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,320 IAIN: I've been following Will's workout routine, 572 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:01,680 and I can bench three sheep. 573 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,360 The Islanders were far too relaxed earlier this week, 574 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,800 so I sent in a text. 575 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,800 TEXT ALERT, SQUEALS 576 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,960 Always works. 577 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,760 It was, of course, dirty dancing, the Heart Rate Challenge, 578 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,720 and it appeared to be the mere thought of it 579 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,240 that was enough to send some of the Islanders' pulses racing. 580 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,880 What am I gonna do to Ron? 581 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,080 Hmm? Something he's never gonna forget. 582 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,240 You're gonna get him up? Yeah. 583 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,080 I'm gonna have to do something. 584 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,000 Lay him down. Waaaggh! 585 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,480 THEY GIGGLE 586 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,040 Warn him. Warn him! 587 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,960 Not like that. Warn him first. 588 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,640 No, no, no, go on top of him. 589 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,680 Do you think? And just straddle? 590 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,400 Yeah, yeah, straddle him. 591 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,960 Straddle him, kiss him. Hmm. 592 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,600 Kiss him all up the neck, kiss him all up here, 593 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:53,720 and then kiss his face. 594 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,520 OK. Yeah. 595 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,200 And then... Sit down. 596 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,560 And then after you've done straddling him... Yeah. 597 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,280 Go down... Yeah. 598 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,480 And then get up, and then walk away. OK. 599 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,760 Save him till last. That's the last one? Yeah. 600 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,320 And make sure you really stick out your arse as you walk away. 601 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,840 What arse? 602 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,160 THEY LAUGH 603 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,240 Just have fun with it, man. 604 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,280 How do you even get your hip out like that? 605 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,880 Have you seen that? 606 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,800 When you sit backwards on someone, like, this way, 607 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,400 what do you do? 608 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,320 Do you know what I mean? 609 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,840 Just move your bum. Yeah, like... 610 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,960 What if you haven't got one? 611 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,760 I'm hot. Yeah. 612 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,360 Like... 613 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,880 Shakety-shake-shake. Shakety-shake-shake. 614 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,120 And then... What am I doing when I'm here? 615 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,040 Erm... Bending over... 616 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,160 Yeah, and touch the floor. 617 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,480 Bend over, touch the floor, flick hair back up. 618 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,040 OK, let me try it. 619 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,040 So, go like that... 620 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,480 Put your head down. That feels weird. 621 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,560 Does it look weird? Nah. 622 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,320 That does not work. 623 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,560 So, am I just, like, doing some hip circles? 624 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,800 But, like, just that, just like that. 625 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,920 Relax, though, no facial expressions! 626 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,160 No, the facial expression, bro. 627 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,960 Why has he always got his arm out like this? He's like... 628 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,240 I'm having palpitations. 629 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,440 "I'm having palpitations"! 630 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,440 I'm having palpitations! 631 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,960 Just what you're doing, whatever you're thinking, 632 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,840 just slow it down and be gentle. So, just like...? 633 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,280 LAUGHTER 634 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,960 IAIN: And of course, a night like this 635 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,920 doesn't come without a few wardrobe malfunctions 636 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,040 SPANK Harder. 637 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,480 LAUGHTER 638 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,480 I don't know how you look at me directly in the eyes. 639 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,520 Harder. Harder. 640 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,000 Keep going. Keep going. 641 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,600 That's gonna break... Oh, it's broken! 642 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,720 You boys rule! 643 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,360 ALL BARKING, GRUNTING 644 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,560 IAIN: Oi, shut it. 645 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,160 It's time to strut it. It's showtime. 646 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,520 ♪ I'm gonna make you sweat 647 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,160 ♪ Dripping and dropping And soaking wet 648 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,320 ♪ Put your body to the test 649 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,160 ♪ I'm gonna make you sweat now, baby 650 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,040 ♪ I'm gonna make you sweat 651 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,280 ♪ Dripping and dropping And soaking wet 652 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,080 ♪ Put your body to the test 653 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,960 ♪ I'm gonna make you sweat now, baby 654 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,720 ♪ Dripping and dropping And soaking wet 655 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,920 ♪ Put your body to the test 656 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,560 ♪ I'm gonna make you sweat now, baby 657 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,400 ♪ I'm gonna make you sweat 658 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,480 ♪ Dripping and dropping And soaking wet 659 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,960 ♪ Put your body to the test 660 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,840 ♪ I'm gonna make you sweat now, baby 661 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,720 ♪ I'm gonna make you sweat. ♪ 662 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:35,240 After the boys had finished flailing around in fancy dress, 663 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,960 the girls showed them how it was done. 664 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,240 ♪ Don't I make it look easy, baby? Uh-huh 665 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,240 ♪ I'm good at keeping my cool Good at keeping my cool 666 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,920 ♪ Don't I make it look easy, baby? Uh-huh 667 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,840 ♪ Well, I'm fooling you 668 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,600 ♪ Don't I make it look easy, baby? Uh-huh 669 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:56,240 ♪ I'm good at keeping my cool Good at keeping my cool 670 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,120 ♪ Don't I make it look easy, baby? Uh-huh 671 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,000 ♪ Well, I'm fooling you. ♪ 672 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:07,680 And everybody's faces dropped when Claudia bombshelled herself in. 673 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,040 ALL SHRIEKING I told you! 674 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,040 And how were all the other girls? We were great. 675 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,880 Shush, man. Sorry! 676 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,800 Clearly, Claudia caused some of the girls to see red, 677 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,920 and I'm not talking about the dress. 678 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,400 In this next clip, we are showing you a world exclusive 679 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:34,280 from the newly-formed beanbag boyband called Yellow. 680 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,920 RAPS: ♪ Three boys on the beanbags 681 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,720 ♪ We're chilling Why? Cos we're the chill boys 682 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:41,880 ♪ We're the chill boys 683 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,880 ♪ We're the, we're the chill boys 684 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,160 ♪ Uh On the beanbags 685 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,600 ♪ With the chill boys Yeah 686 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,920 ♪ Chilling out over here Is what we do 687 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,840 ♪ Uh-huh Chilling out here is what we do 688 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,000 ♪ What we do 689 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,720 ♪ And I'm down in the dumps 690 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,960 ♪ I said I'm down in the dumps 691 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,320 ♪ He said he's down, he's down He's down in the dumps 692 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,600 ♪ He said he's down in the dumps Oh, baby. ♪ 693 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,400 Kai? 694 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:10,000 Just go with your heart, mate. OK, should I just go for it? Yeah. 695 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,160 Just go for it, bro. Let loose. 696 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,680 ♪ I just wanna a find a girl to love 697 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:18,280 ♪ Want her to give me as much As I... give her. ♪ 698 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,120 Yeah. LAUGHTER 699 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,600 IAIN: Even the Love Island golden goblet 700 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,440 can't take no more of that. 701 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,000 More Unseen Bits later. 702 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,800 ♪ I like me when I'm with you... ♪ 703 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,960 IAIN STIRLING: This is Unseen Bits. 704 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,120 Where the unaired clips are always minty-fresh. 705 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,680 Gargle the mouthwash. 706 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,960 GARGLES 707 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,040 It's all good, clean fun. 708 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,680 Well, fairly clean. 709 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,240 Girl! 710 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,800 So get involved and follow our lead. 711 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,960 Simon says hands up. Simon says hands down. Hands back up. 712 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,880 Oh, very good. 713 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,800 Right, Simon says... do this with your feet. 714 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,320 Simon says hands in the air. 715 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,880 Simon says hands down. 716 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,520 Simon says hands up, hands back down. 717 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,360 Simon says hands up, keep them up. 718 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,280 Now jump like this, now jump like this. 719 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,120 You lot are all shit! He didn't say "Simon says". 720 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,320 You're out, you're out. 721 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,840 Come on. It's me and Kai. 722 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,240 Just you two? All right. Simon says jump like me. 723 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,400 Simon says hands in the air. Simon says hands down. 724 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,640 Simon says hands in the air. They're at a house-tech rave now. 725 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,320 ALL: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! 726 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,480 IAIN: OK, that's enough of that. Play the next one. 727 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,080 I said play the next one. 728 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,200 Fine. Simon says play the next one. 729 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,640 In this unseen bit, 730 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,800 the Islanders are reminiscing about last night's Heart Rate Challenge. 731 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,200 His face when you took him to the middle was jokes. 732 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,960 Why, what was he doing? 733 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,080 Really? When I crawled to him? Literally. 734 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,920 You were in front and you couldn't see it 735 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,480 and he was like, to the boys... 736 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,120 When I was going down him from the front? 737 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,320 And then I jumped up on him, yeah. Too funny, man. 738 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:09,040 Everyone's face, like, during the challenges, was creased. 739 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:14,800 Ron, when Lana got out, I could see his jaw did not move. 740 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,840 Any girl that came up to me, I went... 741 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,600 Ah, do you know what I wanted to do but didn't bring out? 742 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,600 I wanted to do this. 743 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,480 Oh, my God, Will, just get it away. 744 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:26,960 Ugh. 745 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,840 Mate, if you did that, I would have died. 746 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,120 Wait, did you do the worm? Someone did the worm. 747 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,560 Oh, my God, it was Jordan. Jordan did it. 748 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,760 Jordan did the worm, yeah. Imagine if someone did this. 749 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,200 Ballet. 750 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:43,440 OLIVIA LAUGHS 751 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,040 It was his bum yesterday that just killed me. 752 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,840 I was practising that spin so much. That's how I walked out the door. 753 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,120 You're actually a good dancer. 754 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,320 No, I can't even tell you what I did. 755 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,480 I actually reckon you'd make a good dancer. 756 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,720 IAIN: You're right, Jessie. 757 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,560 His signature move would be the "farm-enco". 758 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,040 You are welcome. 759 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:08,920 Now, in my experience, 760 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,840 if you see the vision of a white sheet 761 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,160 moving around in the dead of night in the villa, 762 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,080 it usually means one of our couples is getting frisky, 763 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,920 but it could also be something far more spooky. 764 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,640 Do you believe in ghosts? 765 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,000 I've had weird dreams, 766 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,280 and my friend has had the same person in her dreams. 767 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:28,000 We call him the Top Hat Man. 768 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,400 Whoa, that's creepy. 769 00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,640 So, one day... Top Hat Man? 770 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:36,760 No, no, I'd never, ever go to sleep ever again. 771 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,440 I was asleep in my bed, right? 772 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:43,360 And then the door opened, and this Top Hat Man walked in, 773 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,840 looked at me, but it was like a shadow. 774 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,480 And then he jumped into me, and I woke up like that. 775 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,360 And that I realised that it didn't happen, but it felt so real. 776 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,040 And it was a dream? Yeah. 777 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,960 Then I got a housemate, and she fucking tells me 778 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,840 that the same thing happened and she was screaming. 779 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,440 I'm like, "What's wrong?" 780 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,440 And then she was like, "A guy with a top hat came in and jumped on me." 781 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,320 Like the Monopoly man? That gave me goose bumps, that. 782 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,000 Did he come up to you, then? 783 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:14,000 No, he walked in. Show me how he walked in. 784 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:17,560 Shall I pretend to be him, with gloves on? 785 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,520 He pulled my door and he just went like this. 786 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,240 Oh! 787 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,440 And I was, like... WHIMPERS 788 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,440 And then I woke up and I was, like... 789 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:30,000 Let me try and be him. Oh, my God, I was scared. 790 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:33,200 Now I actually can't sleep. He's so excited. 791 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:36,720 I don't know why the gloves scare me. 792 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:40,520 I feel like I've got a new fear, and it's Tom with black gloves on. 793 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:45,040 SQUEALS 794 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,400 IAIN: I did see a couple of terrifying "ghoulies" 795 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,800 in the bathroom. 796 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,640 It's my own fault for watching while Ron was getting out of the shower. 797 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,400 Frightened the life out of me, so it did. 798 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,400 IAIN: In this next unseen clip, 799 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,960 our Islanders are trying to see things from a different angle. 800 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,080 Oh, God, guys, come and look this way. 801 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,160 It's so beautiful when you see the sky, like, just the sky. 802 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,120 Come and look. 803 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,880 Both of you. 804 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,680 Like, just look at the sky. 805 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:25,120 Oh, my God, that looks so weird. 806 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,160 Don't you think it looks so beautiful? 807 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,880 LAUGHTER 808 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:33,480 Now do you feel like you're on cloud nine? 809 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,320 Your banter is so shit. 810 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,360 LAUGHTER 811 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,480 Samie, come and do this. 812 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,680 Samie, try and squeeze on. What is this game? 813 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:47,520 I said to them, "Come and look, yeah?" 814 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,160 Lay like this. Look at how beautiful it is. 815 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,120 You've got to look this way. This is great. 816 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,280 Look, it's so nice. Yeah, I can see, it's lovely. 817 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,120 Oh, my God, look at the mountain. 818 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,520 It looks like the palm trees are gonna hit our heads. 819 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,760 Right, Samie, you might know this, are they mountains or cliffs? 820 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,160 Mountains. Right. 821 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,120 But if you stood at the edge of the mountain, 822 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,080 wouldn't you be standing on a cliffside? 823 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,960 Then you get to the... Mountain's edge. Yeah. 824 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,120 Thank you, Samie. What's a cliff, then? 825 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:20,720 A cliff is a cliff. A cliff is like a smaller... 826 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,000 A cliff doesn't have a mountain top. Yeah, thank you. 827 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,000 A cliff is... 828 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,880 Like a big hill. Yeah, but it's like... 829 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,080 Mountains are a certain height, aren't they...ish? 830 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:36,080 Yeah, but also, a mountain has a top, tipping point. Has a peak? 831 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,160 Yeah, has a peak. A cliff doesn't have a peak. 832 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,640 The peak is, like, you're gonna fall off the edge. 833 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,240 Don't you think it would be really cute 834 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,760 to eat a dinner on top of that mountain? 835 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,640 No, I thought you was gonna say, 836 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,800 "Imagine having, like, a date on a cloud." 837 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:55,040 IAIN: And it wasn't long before the whole villa was turned on its head 838 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,720 with a shock re-coupling. 839 00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,880 So, the girl I would like to couple up with is... 840 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,840 Jordan chose Ellie, which saw Tanyel pack her bags. 841 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:06,120 I ain't gonna pack my bags. 842 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,480 The other girls packed her bags, actually. 843 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,480 Er, Tanyel... what is this? 844 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,120 Who's gonna thread my eyebrows? Oh, I love you! 845 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,480 And she was dumped from the villa. 846 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,800 I hope it ain't the same without me. 847 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,680 But that wasn't the end of the story, 848 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,400 as a few days later, Jordan and Ellie were hot on the heels 849 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,800 when they were voted least compatible couple 850 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,400 and also dumped from the villa. 851 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,240 APPLAUSE 852 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,600 It's time now for... 853 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,120 And this time, I asked them all to tell me 854 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,280 their most embarrassing moments. 855 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,200 Oh, no. 856 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,480 Let's have a think. 857 00:39:56,520 --> 00:40:01,080 I once went to work and went to, like, take my coat off, 858 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,920 so I took everything out of my pocket 859 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,920 and a pair of knickers fell on the floor 860 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,560 in front of all the big bosses. 861 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,400 SHE LAUGHS 862 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:15,200 Do you know what? I don't say I get embarrassed too easy. 863 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:17,720 I embarrass myself all the time. 864 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,640 Like, there are literally too many to list. 865 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,480 So, I don't like blood as it is, 866 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,040 and I went into the doctor and got my blood taken. 867 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:28,800 Next thing I know, I've woken up with about three doctors around me. 868 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,560 I'm wearing these grey trackie bottoms, 869 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:34,640 and there's just a puddle right... all over here. 870 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,880 I went on my break across the street. 871 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,160 I fell asleep. 872 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,040 I didn't come back for, like, three hours. 873 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:46,040 They were literally this close to calling the police 874 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,960 cos they thought I got kidnapped. 875 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,280 End of the game, all the fans were on t'pitch, 876 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,880 cos you do when you've won the league, 877 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,400 and when I'm going up for the trophy, 878 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,040 this chant starts going round, 879 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:59,080 "He shags who he wants, he shags who he wants, 880 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,800 "Tommy Clare, he shags who he wants." 881 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,880 I could see my mum and dad trying to laugh it off, 882 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,880 but inside they're like, "What's that?" 883 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,040 Obviously, being a rugby boy, like, the socials and the initiations, 884 00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,440 they get a bit hectic. 885 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,560 This one time, I went out in a pink dress, 886 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,760 managed to pull a girl. 887 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,640 The next day, I had to do walk of shame in a dress. 888 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,800 I once went home with a guy after a night out. 889 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,000 And he head-butted me, by accident, obviously. 890 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,160 And my nose just decided to stream with blood. 891 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,200 I went on a date with a guy, right, 892 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:30,040 and we were going to a sauna, and I needed to go to the bathroom. 893 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,200 I went into the door and the lights were turned off, 894 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,760 shut the door behind me. 895 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,480 Turns out I've locked myself in a closet, 896 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:38,920 and the guy I'm on a date with 897 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,560 literally thought I was doing a shit. 898 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,720 HE LAUGHS 899 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:46,160 Yeah, so, I was on a date with this guy once. 900 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,320 I started to feel really, really ill at the dinner table. 901 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,000 My stomach started hurting. 902 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,760 So I went to the toilet. 903 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,920 I was in there for, like, 20 minutes, half an hour at a time. 904 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,600 Got sick everywhere, threw up my whole meal. 905 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:00,640 Oh, this is so grim. 906 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,680 Probably not my best date. 907 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,480 Cleaned myself up like nothing happened. 908 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,840 Obviously, I didn't have a toothbrush or anything. 909 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,000 And I gave him a kiss after the date. 910 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,640 There's probably been occasions where I should've been embarrassed, 911 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:19,000 but, hey, if you own it, then you can't get embarrassed. 912 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,640 IAIN: That's all, folks. 913 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,760 Tune in next week for another instalment of... 914 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,200 Unfortunately, due to budgetary cutbacks, 915 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,200 Love Island has been forced to economise. 916 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:36,920 So, to save money, we've sacked Pete the cameraman 917 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,320 and asked Tom and Samie to film on their phones instead. 918 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,600 We're just, yeah, having a little insight 919 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,440 into what the conversations are going down tonight. 920 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,800 We've got Kai, and he's up there. 921 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,680 A bit of head nodding. Oh! 922 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,800 Who is he with, though? Oh! 923 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,800 That head keeps going up and down. 924 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,920 That don't look right. We've got the married couple. 925 00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:00,120 Mum and Dad. Having a debrief. 926 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,800 And then... 927 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,760 The lads! 928 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,760 Little handshake, little fist bump. 929 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,800 There's someone's bum there now. 930 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,840 Hands in pockets. Oh, he's checking someone out. 931 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,200 THEY LAUGH 932 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,760 How do we flip this, Samie? 933 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,440 No, you just take a photo. 934 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,200 Another photo. You just took two photos. 935 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:19,280 How do you flip it, though? You can't. We have to... 936 00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,400 Right, we'll be back, guys. 937 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:24,320 IAIN: What's next? Islanders doing their own sarcastic voice-over? 938 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,400 Someone has to take a stand. So, that's enough of that. 939 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,640 Perfect time to end the show. See you all later. 940 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,680 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com