IAIN STIRLING: Previously... on Love Island...
Who's saying she's fake?
..there were accusations...
Liv apparently has been talking to Lana,
and that some of your intentions aren't genuine.
You're coming at me behind my back, when I'm not there.
I'm not coming at you behind your back.
The word "fake" was used. I'm not having this conversation.
Romance blossomed...
They shared a kiss on the terrace.
What else am I meant to do?!
I wanted to be affectionate with Rosie!
It's been, like, three days! It's been hard!
I wanted to be affectionate with Rosie!
# I was into you But I'm over it now
# A-B-C-D-E, F-U
And a shock announcement.
The couple dumped from the island is...
Olivia and Maxwell.
Two more Islanders will also be dumped tonight.
# A-B-C-D-E, F-U... #
That decision... is down to you, Olivia and Maxwell.
# A-B-C-D-E, F-U. #
IAIN: Olivia and Maxwell are dumped
and have to choose two Islanders to join them.
It's a decision that's going to need long, hard deliberation
and intense discussion.
Because Maya wouldn't give them a coin to flip.
So, who's it gonna be?
# Work me till my bones break I'll fight until my body shakes
# Let them have it all cos We've something they cannot take. #
You must now choose one girl and one boy from the remaining
vulnerable couples to be dumped from the island tonight.
# Cos I already... #
Please go and take a seat to discuss your reasons and to make a decision.
# Our lips are made for this
# For so much more Than just to kiss. #
# Did we leave the candle Burning... #
OLIVIA SIGHS Mad. This is, like, stressful.
# Just to get to dodge the dark... #
What are you thinking? What's your first initial thoughts?
SHE BLOWS LIPS
Shaq and Tanya...
Yeah, obviously, with them, like, they are really good now. Mm.
Obviously they did have that moment of madness with Casa.
And then there's the argument, you know.
I think they've definitely got over it. Mm.
But do you think Shaq may find it hard to trust after what's happened?
# We'll make the same mistakes... #
I think he might find it a bit difficult to fully trust her.
I do think that they truly love each other. And I see that. 100%.
# Oh-oh-oh... #
Casey and Rosie? Yeah. Obviously, like, it's very new.
It's very fresh. Yeah.
But for him to jump kind of from Claudia onto Rosie,
I do think it obviously must be something quite strong.
I think, probably, compatibility-wise,
he's more suited to Rosie than Claudia. 100%.
But then, look how quickly he jumped from Lana to Claudia.
Right? Would he jump from Rosie to the next option?
With Casey and Rosie, they have found something between them. Yeah.
They may not have had the most time to explore it, but it's something.
# Oh-oh-oh... #
Keanan and Claudia. I think we all know that's friendship. Yeah, 100%.
But Keanan likes Rosie. Mm.
But I don't know if Rosie is interested in Keanan,
so I just don't think that's an option.
I do hear you, but at the same time, they have only just got here.
Yeah. And have they really had time to even try and explore that?
Do we keep Keanan and Rosie and let them have a fair shot? Mm.
SHE SIGHS So... Oh, gosh.
# There's nothing left For us to feel... #
Obviously Claudia and Casey had their whole thing.
So, do you think Claudia and Casey could rekindle things?
I think it's a long shot, but I think it's possible.
I mean, you could keep Claudia and Casey in
and they could potentially rekindle.
Or maybe someone else could come in for Claudia. Mm.
SHE SIGHS So many options.
Olivia and Maxwell, have you reached a decision?
Yeah. Yeah.
Please give your reasons
why you have chosen this girl and boy to be dumped tonight.
This has been a really difficult decision for both of us.
Do you keep a couple in that could potentially rebuild a flame?
Do you keep a boy and a girl that haven't had enough time in here?
It's been very difficult to make this decision.
There's so many options we could have gone for.
Olivia and Maxwell, please reveal the girl and boy
you have decided to dump from the island tonight.
Keanan and Claudia.
WHISPERS:I'm so sorry.
WHISPERS:Really.
# And I know it's hard We're falling apart
# And there's nobody left to blame
# But before we start Forgetting the past
# Can we make one more mistake?... #
So sorry. I'm sorry. I love you. Honestly.
I love you.
Olivia and Maxwell, Claudia and Keanan,
you have all been dumped from the island.
Please say your goodbyes.
And the rest of you, I will see you soon.
WHISPERS: Bye-bye.
# Last time Remember that you love me
# For one night Promise that you won't leave... #
I'm sorry.
Who am I gonna talk to?
Samie! You're gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine.
# You don't need To tell me that it's over
# Cos right now All I wanna do is hold you... #
THEY LAUGH
I'm going to see my mum! I'm happy!
I'm so sorry.
You know... I know you didn't want Claudia to go, but...
I don't want you to go!
You're amazing. Honestly, you're amazing.
Oh! I'll see you soon.
Thanks for being a big part of my journey.
I'll see you in a couple of weeks.
Ah! Come here, you.
Oh! I'm ready.
Honestly, I'm happy. I'm really happy.
So, I didn't find love, but, you know,
there's someone out there for me on the outside.
I can't wait to go out and find him.
Someone who I know I'm worth and who is worth me.
We'll have to get back out and get on job straight away.
THEY LAUGH
# Last time Remember that you love me
# For one night Promise that you won't leave... #
Obviously, it's not nice to be dumped from the island,
but I don't have any regrets.
Meeting Maxwell in Casa, I'm so just happy that he was,
you know, the boy that came through those doors.
I just want to say a big thank you to all of you
for being such a big part of my journey.
My sisters, I'm gonna miss you so much.
I know you'll miss me telling you straight how it is,
but I will never change.
THEY LAUGH
Being in an exclusive couple,
I'm so happy that we've kind of established that
and made that point already before leaving. Yeah.
I feel like we're just gonna keep going
in the direction that we have been going. Yeah.
And just being able to kind of just enjoy all these new things together.
Yeah.
# Cos if you're gone in the morning
# Then let's just go all in... #
I speak for all of us when I say that we love you guys to bits,
and the villa's not gonna be the same without all of you.
I've made friends for life, I've had ups and downs.
The things that have happened there
have made me a lot stronger as a person,
and I will not look back and regret anything.
And I've had, you know, the best experience ever,
so I'm forever grateful for that.
# You don't need to tell me That it's over... #
We love you guys! Yeah! Come on!
# Just pretend That tomorrow won't come
# Before I'm just a someone. #
THEY LAUGH
# There's an empty space Where you used to lay
# And just a cold, dark shadow Of yesterday... #
Obviously, it's that bittersweet... Obviously, I'm glad to be here.
Keanan's gone as well.
I feel really, like, lost already without him.
# Still that empty space Where you used to lay... #
WILL: How you feeling, Shaq?
Pretty shit, to be honest.
Liv was obviously, like, my best mate out of the girls here,
and me and Max got quite close quite quickly.
So it's erm... It's tough to watch them go.
# Give me just one night with you
# One night with you
# Just give me that one night With you... #
I really, really wasn't expecting
Liv and Max to be the least compatible voted couple.
No. That was a surprise. Yeah, big surprise.
So quiet without Claudia.
She's been such a backbone for some of us.
It's not even the fact that it was just one.
It was literally two couples.
I'm never going to that beach club again.
Yeah. Ever!
# Give me just one night with you
# One night with you
# Just give me that one night With you... #
How was it not to be in the bottom?
Blessed, mate. Yeah.
Yeah... Surprised when I'm not.
But obviously, it was nice to not be vulnerable today.
# Give me just one night... #
Good night, Lana. Night-night.
Aw.
# One night with you
# Just give me that one night With you
# One night One night
# To give all my love Just for one night only
# Hold me like you used to
# One night One night. #
IAIN: Last night at the hotel, Olivia, as ever,
told the lady at reception straight how it is.
"I'm Olivia, and I want the executive suite."
And the lady at reception told Olivia straight how it is.
"We're overbooked. You're in the broom cupboard."
It's so weird seeing that bed empty.
Think it's safe to say everyone feels shit after yesterday.
Yeah. It's not nice seeing anyone go, is it?
I think it's hard enough losing one couple, let alone two.
Keanan and Claudia were such nice people.
Got along with them really well.
Obviously, like, I came in with Keanan. And now he's gone.
Four very big personalities too.
Like, it's already just so quiet without them.
The volume of all four of them. Literally.
Love you.
# When the fear kicks in Have a cool reaction
# Positive law of attraction... #
So, how's everyone feeling?
Bruv, I feel a bit deflated this morning, I'll be honest.
It definitely hurts, this one.
This one feels different to other people going.
But yeah, it's just gonna be a strange one to adjust to, really.
So different without them. So quiet.Yeah.
I'm still, like, grateful to be here. Same.
But it's not nice losing anyone.
Not gonna lie, Olivia and Maxwell threw me off. Yeah, me too.
Four people leaving, it's always upsetting, isn't it?
Me and Liv, pfft. Erm...
Yeah, like, somebody that I had a lot of experiences with,
and I'm happy for her and Max, cos she seems to make Max happy.
Most of the drama was put behind me before yesterday,
and I was going into that beach club absolutely buzzing,
thinking there wouldn't be any arguments or problems,
and it was quite the opposite, to be honest with you.
It's such a shame that my last conversation
with Claudia was a bit sour. It's tough,
because she was a massive part of my experience in here.
And then Keanan, he was such a boy, he was such a boy.
He fitted in so well, literally from the first day that he... Funny boy.
..that he came in. He had such an impact and he was crease.
I understand why me and Casey were in it,
because obviously, you know, we've only properly
been coupled up, with it being just us two, for a day and a bit.
I just don't think I was ready for Claudia to go.
ALL AGREE
I think it was really good to kind of see her have
her last words with Casey yesterday. I know that's not easy on you.
Yeah. She kind of got that closure. Got it out, yeah. Before she left.
Claudia, love the girl to bits, honestly.
Even away from your situation, like, genuinely, I love...
She were one of the girls, apart from Samie, obviously,
that I were probably the closest to in here. She was such a great girl.
For me, hearing that accent, that made me feel like I were back home.
I'll 100% be seeing her on the outside. She's a great girl.
And, yeah, she'll smash it.
Yesterday at the beach club, also, me and Sanam,
we had a few chats and stuff.
Like, we were just being real with each other, at the end of the day,
like. My head's not turning for anybody else either.
So we decided to just make things exclusive yesterday
and just see how things go. Oh, nice. Yeah.
For me and Kai, we had a very cute little drink,
and we just, like, talked about our emotions and feelings,
and we both pretty much... I don't even like this word!
LAUGHTER
We pretty much both were like, "Yeah, we're exclusive."
THEY CHEER Oh, yay! Congratulations!
Thank you. Aw, that's lovely.
IAIN: Sanam wants breakfast, and as the old saying goes,
you can't make an omelette...
Actually, Kai just can't make an omelette,
so he's scraping nougat onto leftover fruit.
We're just carrying on getting to know each other
and spending as much time with each other as we can,
because I know for a fact we definitely both make each other
genuinely happy, and there's a proper connection,
a proper spark there, like. I love it.
This is so cute! My goodness. How are you? You look nice.
Thank you. I'm sticking to bright colours.
SHE LAUGHS You actually do look really nice.
I like you in red. I really liked you in pink yesterday.
It is actually pink, but thank you.
SHE LAUGHS This is so cute. Thank you for this.
You've got to tell me that you love me.
That's not coming out of my mouth any time soon! Why?
You want the big L word? Yeah, go on.
I really, really like you.
No, you've got to say, "I really, really love you."
I really, really like you. No love? Go for love.
Love is... Love's... That word is a big word.
Because I feel like I can't say it first
unless I know that they have the same feelings.
Yeah, but what if you just feel it? I know, but I just... I get scared.
SHE LAUGHS Really?
I do, yeah, I do get scared. That's actually dead cute.
No, cos it's like, if I say it and it's not reciprocated,
then I feel like a twat. No... Do you know what I mean?
Sometimes you've got to put your feelings out there.
I know, but I've never had to do that before.
Sometimes you've got to be a little bit vulnerable.
I know, but that scares me. How do you feel after yesterday, then?
What, after our little chat? Yeah, the chat.
Tense day. Big day.
But I feel like I really enjoyed my time with you yesterday.
I'm glad we had that chat. So do I.
Are you buzzing? I am buzzing.
Thing is, I think when you're looking forward to seeing somebody
and spending time with them on the outside as well as in here,
like, you've got all these plans and you're buzzing,
and you know nothing's gonna stop you, then why not?
Mm-hm. D'you know what I mean, like?
It is still early, but I know we're on the right path,
like I said yesterday,
and I know everything's going to be amazing between us.
I literally feel the exact same.
And I'm literally so buzzing to experience everything with you,
the rest of our journey in here and on the outside.
So I'm absolutely buzzing with that.
Me and Kai are exclusive! Oh, my God, we're literally exclusive.
We've literally said those words to each other.
Like, honestly, it's weird to explain, because for me, like,
I just felt like... It feels like we're boyfriend and girlfriend,
not that we've said those words, but it feels, like, so natural.
IAIN: Rosie's a big Everton fan,
and last night's defeat to Arsenal has left her team
in a precarious position.
You OK? I'm good, babe.
Are you? Yeah.
How does it feel being in the bottom four?
I kind of expected it, to be honest. Mm.
Did you? Yeah.
I don't think it says anything about us,
I think it's just a timing thing. Yeah, no, I fully agree. Yeah.
How do you feel about, like, Claudia not being here now?
I mean, it's, like...
It's like a bittersweet situation, isn't it? Yeah.
I feel less conscious of, like, being affectionate and stuff. Mm.
Because, obviously, her feelings were involved as well.
I am just excited now just to be with you,
and we can just sort of crack on, which is nice.
SHE CHUCKLES
Hopefully, we're plain sailing now.
It's nice to be able to do that. Innit?
We had a kiss in front of everyone, which felt weird.
I felt like I hadn't been able to do that until now,
so to be able to do that and not to be worrying about doing it,
it feels so good.
IAIN: When you're living in that villa,
just like the morning after ten lagers and a vindaloo,
it's always unpleasant at the bottom.
I hope Tanya doesn't read into that bottom four thing.
I doubt that she will.
The public are gonna have their opinions,
and that's fair enough,
but that's not really what I'm in here for.
I'm in here to find someone, and I found that,
so now, whatever happens,
or however long I'm meant to be in here,
I just do that, leave with Tanya, and just be happy with my life.
Obviously, it's not nice being in the bottom four,
but I'm not gonna read into that, because I know...
When me and Tanya are together, I know how I feel.
I know how she feels.
That's all that really matters, to be honest.
All right, guys?Hello. What you sayin' Samie?
I like that bikini. Thank you. It's a little eBay number.
How are you girls today?
How weird is it that Olivia's not here any more?
Four people gone.
Shaq, how do you feel about... I kind of expected it.
A lot of people are gonna have their opinion on Tanya
and how genuine she is,
but all I care about is that when we're together,
and I look in her eyes,
I know how she feels about me, and I know how I feel about her. Yeah.
IAIN: Jessie and Farmer Will are having a coffee.
Well, it's actually an iced coffee.
Not that I'm one to nit-pick. I'll leave the nit-picking to Will.
How are you feeling after last night, though?
Cos I feel like you and Claudia were getting really, really close,
weren't you? I know. Look, I'm shattered that...
I dunno, I just didn't want Claudia to leave.
Yeah. But I am glad that she did, like,
get to get off her chest how she felt about Casey. Yeah.
I just feel like... I don't know,
I was just empathising with Claudia so much. Yeah.
You know, there was care there. Claudia did really care about him.
D'you know what... And, obviously, Olivia left.
Yeah. How do you feel about that?
I don't know. I feel like now that Olivia's gone,
I feel like I just actually feel a bit calmer.
I feel like if Olivia was still here and Claudia wasn't... Mm.
..I probably would be really upset.
I think the way you've handled everything is correct.
But I feel as well, last night with, like the compatibility votes...
Were you worried when we were stood up there?
Cos I was shitting myself for a bit.
I was obviously really worried. Of course, yeah.
But I am actually really excited to get out of the villa. Yeah, me, too.
With you. 100%, yeah.
And I felt confident in that. Yeah.
The other night, the way you stuck up for me over everyone,
like, honestly, it's made me feel so sure.
Really? Yeah. It has.
How are you feeling about yesterday?
I'm just too blessed to be stressed, honey.
Yeah? Yeah.
I feel like everything happens for a reason. Mm.
And even though we're in the bottom,
I feel like you know what we have is real. Yeah.
I know what we have is real.
Everyone in here knows what we have is real,
and that's all that matters.
It doesn't make you question anything? Never.
For me, it doesn't bother me. What about you?
No, I'm not... It doesn't bother me.
I feel like me and you know what we have when we're together,
and how we feel, and everything like that. Yeah.
For me, that's... That's all that matters.
SHE COOS
I woke up today and I think Shaq did as well,
very grateful to still be here,
to be going through this experience together.
I think that's why I'm not so much worried about being in the bottom,
because I'm too blessed to be stressed.
IAIN: Every man has his limits, and Ron's getting fed up with Lana
constantly putting her "fruit" in it.
I couldn't kiss you after eating a banana.
Really? Yeah.
THEY LAUGH
How long after eating a banana would it take for you to kiss me?
Hopefully, if I'd forgot about it.
It's vile! What if she started eating, like, banana skin?
I'd question our relationship.
Bananas in a smoothie? A banana milkshake?
Anything with the flavour. Like... TEXT ALERT
I've got a text!
Ooh.
Oh, no. What?
HE READS ALOUD
ALL CHEER
HE CONTINUES TO READ ALOUD
THEY LAUGH
Ah, I love Sports Day!
Sports day, growing up, I didn't really lose anything,
so this is my time to shine.
I'm a PE teacher. It's summat I do...
Oh, my God, yeah! It's summat I do all the time.
I was good at relay racing.
I don't really think you'll be sprinting anywhere.
Sports Day. Let's have this.
Samie, I can't see you being good at any sport!
Ron, you're never in the gym,
and Lana hasn't even looked at it before.
It doesn't matter who's in my way, girl or boy, I'm going to win.
IAIN: It's Sports Day,
and captains Farmer Will and Jessie are picking the teams.
I was always picked last at my Sports Day.
"It's between Iain and that dead mouse. We'll take the mouse!"
OK, my team has to win.
First pick, I'm gonna go with Tom.
Wahey.
SCATTERED APPLAUSE
Casey.
Come on!
Ha!
Samie.
Oh.
Lana.
Hey!
Kai.
I get paid to do this.
THEY LAUGH
Six foot three and stacked, the Shaq Attack.
Losers!
TT.
What can I say?
Yes, girl.
Rosie.
And you two... Ron.
Yeah!
You don't even pick me, you get stuck with me.
THEY LAUGH
ALL:One, two, three, winners
Sometimes in sport, winners are written in the stars.
And sometimes, "winners" is written
clumsily in lipstick on a farmer's belly.
Yes, it's Sports Day -
a contest between Will's Reds and Jessie's Blues.
# We will, we will rock you... #
ALL:# We're lean, we're mean We're the red machine
# We're lean, we're mean We're the red machine. #
This the dream team! THEY CHEER AND LAUGH
Who are we? Blue team!
We've got this. Let's go! THEY CHEER
THEY CHANT
# We're lean, we're mean We're the red machine. #
They're going Down Under! THEY LAUGH
# We will, we will rock you... #
The teams will compete over four rounds.
Round one will see the Reds and the Blues face off
on space hoppers.
Let the bouncing begin!
You look pretty uncomfortable on there, Samie.
You look like it was made for you! THEY LAUGH
THEY SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT
# You can't control the way it go
# Wobble your little butt Lose control... #
Go on, Samie! Go on, Samie!
Go on, girl!
# All in the hips, now drop it low
# Do it in slow-mo, now drop it low
# Everybody go, everybody go Make the booty go up and down... #
THEY LAUGH
# Everybody go Everybody go up and down
# Everybody go up and down... #
LAUGHTER AND SHOUTING Go on, Sanam!
Go on, Sanam! No!
Get back on!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
# Everybody go, everybody go Make the booty go up and down... #
I think the lads are good at the old... Yeah. ..moving the hips.
Yeah. Not as stiff as we think, innit?
Oi, you guys were good at that one!
LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
Losers! THEY CHEER
# Everybody go, everybody go Make the booty go up and down. #
Round one, ding-ding-ding-ding! We won the first round.
Blue Team! We set the tone.
Set the tone. Easy win.
The Blues take round one.
CHANTING:Who are ya?! Who are ya?! Who are ya?!
THEY JEER
Round two features that old-school classic
the egg-and-spoon race.
KLAXON
Use those long legs, use those long legs.
Why are we not running? Got it, got it, got it.
Nice, Shaqqy-boy.
Concentrate, concentrate. Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!
That's it. Right, pick up the pace a little bit this time.
Go, go, go, go! Yes, Case! Yes, Case!
Oi, He just picked it up with his hand! Cheat! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I'm blind in one eye, and I saw it! Do you know what I mean?
He's cheated! Show us the egg.
Oh, they had to cheat.
# You've been cheating And telling me lies... #
Nice, Sanam! Well done, Sanam.
Look, they're holding it with their hand!
They're holding it with their hand!
Nice, Sanam! Go on, bring it home.
Get it back, get it back, get it back. Yeah, go, girl.
Oi! That was with the hand! I just saw Ron put it on his spoon!
Will, keep your hand off. Oh, roll the tapes, love!
Get the VAR, get the VAR. That was an actual joke.
Will was using two hands for the egg-and-spoon race. He was.
Ron just had it... Ron was holding the egg!
THEY CHEER
You all cheated!
Casey dropped it, Casey dropped it! You literally went like this...
And Casey held it!
We did not cheat. No, we did slow and steady...
We just lined up tactically. ..eyes the prize. Fair and square.
# I know what you did... #
Top cheating. THEY JEER
Cheating.
Red Team claim to have won round two,
but it's not the egg-and-hand race.
Yeah. Dubious win.
THEY CHEER
The Red Team takes round two, making the scores one apiece.
THEY GRUNT TRIUMPHANTLY
All right!
# I just wanna bounce Bounce, bounce... #
IAIN: Round Three is the water balloon race.
The teams have to pass the water balloon down the line
without using their hands
and dump it into a bucket at the end.
Quick, go. Go, quick, quick. Grab that.
Nice, nice, nice!
Will, turn around!
The strategy was get the balloon, put it in Jessie's boobs.
Thank God for the tits!
I then grabbed... grabbed...
I'm just pointing at Jessie's boobs at this point.
He's using his hands! He's using his hands!
Just suck it! Suck it! Put it in... There we go.
CHUCKLING Can't get it. Can't get it?
With your teeth, with your teeth, with your teeth!
It felt like we were putting it in each other's mouths,
and me and Shaq just lipsing at one point.
# I'm gonna keep my hands up
# Keep my hands up... #
The Blue Team scored 20 balloons, and the Reds 19,
so the Blues take Round Three.
CHEERING
We only broke two. They broke about ten.
Yeah, they were terrible. They were bad.
Losers!
IAIN: Round Four is the inflatable surfboard race.
I'm saying "the" like it's an actual thing.
# Trouble Blood is in the rocky waters... #
Oh, I don't even wanna talk about Round Four.
They just cheated, again!
No! No!
Hey! No, no, no!
We just don't like cheaters.
You can't do that! Leave her. Leave them, leave them, leave them.
At the end of the day, we don't know how to lose.
We were cool, we were calm. We are talented people!
Swim! Just keep swimming!
Just keep swimming!
You've got it! Quick, quick, quick!
Go! Now go! Now go! Now go!
Get it, Lana! Lana, get in!
# Same as them, same as them
# So let it go, let it go... #
Coming in nine seconds faster at bang on three minutes,
the Reds take Round Four.
Tom, you should never have put that face paint on, little cry-baby!
Wa-a-ah!
They were rattled! Tom's make-up was running from his tears!
# He's gonna cry in a minute!
# Cry in a minute!
Don't let them worry you. Come on! Come on!
'Not sure who was reffing that one,'
but ref was a shambles. What's the point in cheating?
And then they wouldn't stop teasing us.
They wouldn't shut up.
CHANTING:Winners! Winners! Winners! Winners!
IAIN: With the scores at 2-2, it's time for a tiebreaker.
The beanbag toss, and this time it's personal,
as Jessie and Will go head-to-head, toe-to-toe, and back-to-back.
# We've gotta fight, fight Fight... #
Oh, yes, Jessie! APPLAUSE
They have four beanbags each.
Whoever gets their bag closest to their heart is the winner.
SCREAMING AND CHEERING
# If it's worth having It's worth fighting for
# Oh, oh... #
Ooh!
Oh, bit short, there, mate! Bit like Casey!
LAUGHTER
# When it gets tough Gotta fight some more
# We gotta fight, fight... #
Oh, weak! You throw just like Ron's chat!
Wahe-e-e-ey!
The last round was intense. It was.
And we wanted to win so much
because they'd just been yapper, yapper, yappering the whole time.
Farmer Will dropped his sack right where he wanted it.
That came out wrong. CHEERING
So the Reds are the Sports Day champions.
THEY CHANT
You may have won, but at least we didn't cheat.
Yes! I like it.
ALL:O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h...
CHEERING
SHAQ:Winning is everything!
It's not about taking part! No! It's not about taking part!
What are we, Will?
"Winaz!" "Winaz!"
# Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio!
# Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio-o-o!
# Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio!
# Cheerio! #
Fucking hell! LAUGHTER
# This is how champions are made. #
# Baby, what's the rush? #
IAIN: Farmer Will's Reds won Sports Day,
but he's not singling anyone out because there's no I in team.
Actually, the way Will spells it, there probably is.
CHANTING:Winners, winners, winners.
A professional footballer, semi-pro rugby player...
I'm not a professional footballer. ..and you can't beat us.
# Let's move... #
You made a great team captain, Jessie.
Thanks, doll. Yeah, you really did.
That was fun. Tom was killing me.
It's just so annoying losing to Will. I know.
I'm glad you got a tissue to dry your eyes
cos your make-up was looking a bit smudged there.
# I'm just trying to dance I'm just trying to dance... #
Do you want to do your own Sports Day, and I'll let you win?
Are you sure you want the same team, though? Why don't you three do it?
Will, shut up, mate. I'm telling you, bro, shut up, bro.
You're just on about me all the time, bro.
We've had a laugh, bro. Everyone is. Everyone is.
It's done. You've won. I know, but you're singling me out.
I'm just telling you, you're in my ear all the time,
but is just annoying me now, OK. OK, OK.
I love you, bro, but just fucking chill.
Yeah, but there's three people,
I don't know why you're singling me out.
Casey, Shaq, same to them.
I love them to bits, but fucking hell, they were doing my head in.
I don't mind, it's just when they are
going at you all the time, do you know what I mean?
# Baby, what's the rush? #
I think everyone was saying something.
Everyone was saying stuff. He shouldn't have got mad.
It's fucking Sports Day...
in the garden. THEY LAUGH
# I'm just trying to dance I'm just trying to dance... #
Project Wind-up Tom. Project Poke The Bear.
# I'm just trying to dance... #
ALL CHEERING
We're the winners!
# I'm just trying to dance... #
I just wanna raise a glass to Casey, Sanam, Shaq, Lana, and Rosie,
for an incredible performance today.
These aren't losers, these are winners.
And all wanna say is thank you guys for participating because,
without you, there couldn't be winners.
So, do you know what, this is the cheers to the losers.
# I just trying to dance I'm just trying to dance
# I'm just trying to dance. #
IAIN: It turns out Tom's a terrible loser, which is a surprise cos,
playing for Macclesfield FC, he gets plenty of practice.
Ugh! Have they been winding you up?
Oh, I think I'm sitting on... They were doing it too much.
Oh, really? Oh, really bad? Yeah, I told them to fuck off.
Did you? Yeah. Seriously? Yeah.
I take banter, but earlier, they were sat on the bed
and they were just going at me, and at me,
and I said "Look, boys, fuck off." It's annoying now. It's boring.
Just sometimes they don't know when to chill, do you know what I mean?
Oh, my God, I'm not sitting with both...
I'm not sitting with all of you. Come and sit with us, Jessie.
They're boring. All they wanna do is chat about fucking Sports Day.
Ooh! Is that your only achievement?
Oi, hold this! Hold this! I've caught a big one!
You're really not funny.
I'm actually not sitting with Casey and Will together.
Jessie.
The thing is, if they do too much, too quick, he'll bite too hard.
He's gonna bite, bro. I'm telling you.
Tom is the easiest person to bite.
He doesn't quite understand that, if he bites,
the worse it's gonna get. I'm glad we won.
Yeah, it was sick. Tom's getting so annoyed.
Was he? Like, actually? Yeah. That's why we're doing it more.
A sore loser. Yeah, we're gonna keep going.
Yeah. Keep it going for the rest of time in here.
He didn't know what to do with himself.
Yeah. I love them to bits, but fuck me, they were winding me up.
Just got to the point where they were just, like...
"Literally, boys, just chill now, it's not funny any more."
And then they kept going, and going, and going...
THEY CHUCKLE
Oh, my God, the Sports Day is a really touchy subject this evening.
Do you know what, I've never seen Tom angry.
But he's starting to get pissed off now, I think.
Like, the boys, like, they all joke around, and they do, like,
just wind each other up all day, but I think he's having enough of it.
Operation has started. Yeah. I would just say, don't poke too quickly.
I haven't. I just caught Samie. Oh, OK. Did you like my toast?
That was... Yeah, that was nice. That was funny.
HE CHUCKLES No, don't be mean!
Eventually, after a while, we're all gonna give him a big hug,
and be like, "We're only playing." Oh, right, oh, right.
Yeah. Yeah.
Samie seems a bit pissed off as well.
Oh, stop.
Tonight's entertainment sorted. THEY CHUCKLE
Sit back and watch it unfold. Yeah.
The thing is, he's gonna be chatting to Samie about it now,
and he's gonna be like, "They just won't leave it alone."
Samie said that to me over there. I like, reeled her in,
and she was like, "You're just not funny." Oh.
Is that what she said? All right, maybe we just poke the couple.
Yeah. Poke the couple a bit.
Poke the couple. They bite so easily.
They do bite a lot.
IAIN: It's been a day of losses. The Blues lost Sports Day,
the villa lost Claudia, Keanan, Maxwell and Olivia,
and I lost touch with reality halfway through
that inflatable surfboard race.
How are we? I'm good, how are you?
I'm good. I felt a little bit sad this morning.
Really? I can't lie.
I feel like it felt empty today. Olivia was a big... Oh, my God.
..big part. I feel like, for me and you as well,
that's our OG girl. Like... I know.
That was our sister. Mm. Since day one.
I know.
But you know what, we're gonna carry on for her.
Mm-hm. Definitely. And for ourselves as well.
Like, I feel like me being at the bottom yesterday...
This is what I want to talk to you about. Mm.
Like, me being in the bottom yesterday doesn't affect me. Yeah.
You know, like, the only reason I could think of, really,
if there is one, is because maybe people thought
I was better suited for Martin. Mm.
I know what me and Shaq have. Yep, definitely.
Everyone in here knows what me and Shaq have. Everyone sees it.
And its real. Like, it's not fake. Yeah.
And in here, you can tell when things are not organic
or they're not real. Mm-hm.
And I'm not gonna change the way I am
because I was in the bottom four.
Oh, my God, you should never... Because of compatibility.
Exactly. Like, I know I'm compatible with Shaq.
And I feel like everyone in here can see it,
and soon everyone outside will see it as well.
Yeah, 100%. And even if they didn't, that's fine.
But also, you have to think that the only opinions that matter
is yours and Shaq's.
And we know you and Shaq are glued to each other's hips.
Literally. Cheers to changing nothing.
Cheers to changing fuck all. Fuck all cos we don't give it!
LANA GUFFAWS
IAIN: Earlier, Love Island brought you Tom Is A Bad Loser.
Now we are proud to present Farm Will - The Terrible Winner.
TANYA:We had a great day. SHAQ:Did you?
JESSIE:We had a great day as well. Losing makes you have a good day?
Yeah. What's the TV called? The VAR?
VAR, yeah. That's what we needed.
# Look what I have... #
Oh, for fuck's sake. Give it to me.
I will actually throw it on the floor.
Do you guy... Do you want to...?
Can I just hold it and see what it feels like?
JESSIE:Rip all the red tags off it. Ooohh! You lost again!
We don't even want to touch it. No, I didn't.
That feels... That feels so good. Just hold it high.
For them all to see. Tom, look at it.
Something you'll never have.
Very little, isn't it? Speech!
JESSIE:It's the tiniest trophy ever!
I just wanted to thank each and every one of you for participating.
Without losers, there can't be winners.
So thank you for taking part. Oh, fuck off!
Thank you for taking part. I can't believe you said that.
Go back to the beanbags. Winners!
Winners! Red team come over. Go back, go back!
I'm just thanking...
Spread out around the garden, please.
I'm just thanking them for their participation in this case.
I was getting a fair bit of stick tonight.
When they're on you constantly, and like that,
I think they need to know when enough's enough sometimes.
Have you got are a few words to say with the trophy?
Tom wants to hear this. LAUGHTER
CASEY:Do you actually want to hear it? No!
If you don't mind, we just want to say a little... a little bit.
Can you go away? Why are you all standing here?
Tom can't touch it, specifically out of everyone.
He's the last person that can touch it.
The sorest loser of them all. Tom is eyeing up the trophy.
I can see it. He wants what he can't have.
I'll throw it straight over that wall.
ALL: Oooh!
I'm so scared of his tears!
Tom, any words, mate? No, I'm good.
Can I have the trophy? Are you sure? No.
She's gonna dash it, she's gonna dash it. OK.
It was funny because no-one else was really, like, biting like that,
but I could see that Tom was getting more and more annoyed.
Tom, smile, mate.
There'll always be a next time. Shaq, relax now, bro.
I'm telling you, bro, relax now. There will be a next time, mate.
Don't worry. Chin up, you go again,
get back on the training pitch and you go for the next time.
Shaq, relax, bro.
TANYA:They've never won anything, they never won anything.
SHAQ LAUGHS I'm telling you, man, relax.
It's very obvious. SHAQ LAUGHS
Go away. It's all right, guys.
Are you done now? Put the trophy away, Will, thank you.
It's just a game.
Just winners and losers. You know.
Are you done now? Yeah.
Thanks. What do we do now, then?
How about you guys sit the fuck down?!
I say... I say we go over there.
We let Samie give Tom a hug to calm down, and... Shaq.
Shaq, I'm telling you, bro. You're telling me what?
It's funny, bro, like... That you lost a game?
Shaq, why are you on me all the time, bro?
It's done, mate.
You were funny the first time. It's a joke, bro!
You're just on me all the time. Even in there, bro.
Just fuck off, bro. Just leave it, man.
It's a joke! I get it, mate.
You're a grown man. You lost a Sports Day challenge.
Relax, bro! Actually, relax.
Shaq, I'm not gonna tell you again, bro.
You're not gonna tell me nothing because you lost!
I won't tell you again. No! It' doesn't need to...
You lost a game. Oh, my God...
It's a joke! I won't tell you again, Shaq.
Will not tell you again, mate.
He's being a big baby.
MUSIC: 'Trouble'
You're being petty.
OK, I've had my fun now.
Stop being petty. All right.
OK? Mm. There's no need to be petty.
Anyhoo... No. Not anyhoo.
What do you mean "not anyhoo"? You're being naughty.
I'm not being bad. Babe, that was bad.
I know. Honestly, I'm fine. Honestly, I'm fine.
I just don't like people trying to disrespect me.
You just told him that he's a grown man.
If he told you that, how would you feel?
But the thing is... You wouldn't like it.
You're gonna need to straighten it out now.
No, I'm not. That's what's annoying about this thing.
You are cos then it's awkward now!
Enough is enough. D'you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
No, but I just... Mates don't do that.
You obviously do it for a little bit...Yeah.
..but then you don't go on and on. Friends don't do that. Yeah.
# Trouble
# Come here
# Oh, here comes trouble! #
IAIN: Tomorrow night...
"The top three most game-playing couples."
GASPING Fucking hell.
..a ranking challenge...
It would have to be you guys.
No, I'm not going up there.
..rocks the villa.
One, he just made Lana his girlfriend
because everyone likes Lana. That's outrageous.
That isn't outrageous, bro.
Yeah, I've got fuck all comment on that.
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