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IAIN STIRLING:
Previously... on Love Island...
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Who's saying she's fake?
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..there were accusations...
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Liv apparently
has been talking to Lana,
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and that some of your intentions
aren't genuine.
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You're coming at me behind my back,
when I'm not there.
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I'm not coming at you
behind your back.
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The word "fake" was used.
I'm not having this conversation.
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Romance blossomed...
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They shared a kiss on the terrace.
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What else am I meant to do?!
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I wanted to be affectionate
with Rosie!
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It's been, like, three days!
It's been hard!
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I wanted to be affectionate
with Rosie!
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# I was into you
But I'm over it now
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# A-B-C-D-E, F-U
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And a shock announcement.
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The couple dumped from the island
is...
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Olivia and Maxwell.
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Two more Islanders
will also be dumped tonight.
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# A-B-C-D-E, F-U... #
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That decision... is down to you,
Olivia and Maxwell.
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# A-B-C-D-E, F-U. #
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IAIN: Olivia and Maxwell are dumped
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and have to choose two Islanders
to join them.
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It's a decision that's going to need
long, hard deliberation
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and intense discussion.
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Because Maya wouldn't
give them a coin to flip.
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So, who's it gonna be?
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# Work me till my bones break
I'll fight until my body shakes
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# Let them have it all cos
We've something they cannot take. #
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You must now choose one girl
and one boy from the remaining
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vulnerable couples to be
dumped from the island tonight.
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# Cos I already... #
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Please go and take a seat to discuss
your reasons and to make a decision.
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# Our lips are made for this
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# For so much more
Than just to kiss. #
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# Did we leave the candle
Burning... #
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OLIVIA SIGHS
Mad. This is, like, stressful.
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# Just to get to dodge the dark... #
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What are you thinking?
What's your first initial thoughts?
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SHE BLOWS LIPS
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Shaq and Tanya...
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Yeah, obviously, with them, like,
they are really good now. Mm.
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Obviously they did have
that moment of madness with Casa.
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And then there's the argument,
you know.
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I think they've definitely
got over it. Mm.
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But do you think Shaq may find it
hard to trust after what's happened?
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# We'll make the same mistakes... #
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I think he might find it
a bit difficult to fully trust her.
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I do think that they truly love
each other. And I see that. 100%.
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# Oh-oh-oh... #
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Casey and Rosie? Yeah.
Obviously, like, it's very new.
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It's very fresh.
Yeah.
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But for him to jump
kind of from Claudia onto Rosie,
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I do think it obviously
must be something quite strong.
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I think, probably,
compatibility-wise,
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he's more suited to Rosie
than Claudia. 100%.
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But then, look how quickly
he jumped from Lana to Claudia.
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Right? Would he jump from Rosie
to the next option?
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With Casey and Rosie, they have
found something between them. Yeah.
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They may not have had the most time
to explore it, but it's something.
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# Oh-oh-oh... #
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Keanan and Claudia. I think we all
know that's friendship. Yeah, 100%.
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But Keanan likes Rosie.
Mm.
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But I don't know
if Rosie is interested in Keanan,
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so I just don't think
that's an option.
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I do hear you, but at the same time,
they have only just got here.
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Yeah. And have they really had time
to even try and explore that?
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Do we keep Keanan and Rosie
and let them have a fair shot? Mm.
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SHE SIGHS
So... Oh, gosh.
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# There's nothing left
For us to feel... #
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Obviously Claudia and Casey
had their whole thing.
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So, do you think Claudia and Casey
could rekindle things?
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I think it's a long shot,
but I think it's possible.
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I mean, you could
keep Claudia and Casey in
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and they could potentially rekindle.
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Or maybe someone else
could come in for Claudia. Mm.
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SHE SIGHS
So many options.
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Olivia and Maxwell,
have you reached a decision?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Please give your reasons
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why you have chosen this girl
and boy to be dumped tonight.
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This has been a really difficult
decision for both of us.
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Do you keep a couple in that
could potentially rebuild a flame?
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Do you keep a boy and a girl that
haven't had enough time in here?
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It's been very difficult
to make this decision.
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There's so many options
we could have gone for.
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Olivia and Maxwell,
please reveal the girl and boy
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you have decided to dump
from the island tonight.
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Keanan and Claudia.
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WHISPERS:I'm so sorry.
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WHISPERS:Really.
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# And I know it's hard
We're falling apart
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# And there's nobody left to blame
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# But before we start
Forgetting the past
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# Can we make one more mistake?... #
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So sorry. I'm sorry.
I love you. Honestly.
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I love you.
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Olivia and Maxwell,
Claudia and Keanan,
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you have all been dumped
from the island.
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Please say your goodbyes.
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And the rest of you,
I will see you soon.
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WHISPERS: Bye-bye.
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# Last time
Remember that you love me
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# For one night
Promise that you won't leave... #
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I'm sorry.
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Who am I gonna talk to?
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Samie! You're gonna be fine.
You're gonna be fine.
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# You don't need
To tell me that it's over
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# Cos right now
All I wanna do is hold you... #
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THEY LAUGH
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I'm going to see my mum! I'm happy!
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I'm so sorry.
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You know... I know you didn't want
Claudia to go, but...
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I don't want you to go!
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You're amazing.
Honestly, you're amazing.
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Oh!
I'll see you soon.
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Thanks for being
a big part of my journey.
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I'll see you in a couple of weeks.
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Ah! Come here, you.
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Oh! I'm ready.
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Honestly, I'm happy.
I'm really happy.
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So, I didn't find love,
but, you know,
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there's someone out there for me
on the outside.
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I can't wait to go out and find him.
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Someone who I know I'm worth
and who is worth me.
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We'll have to get back out
and get on job straight away.
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THEY LAUGH
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# Last time
Remember that you love me
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# For one night
Promise that you won't leave... #
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Obviously, it's not nice
to be dumped from the island,
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but I don't have any regrets.
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Meeting Maxwell in Casa,
I'm so just happy that he was,
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you know, the boy
that came through those doors.
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I just want to say a big thank you
to all of you
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for being
such a big part of my journey.
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My sisters,
I'm gonna miss you so much.
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I know you'll miss me
telling you straight how it is,
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but I will never change.
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THEY LAUGH
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Being in an exclusive couple,
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I'm so happy
that we've kind of established that
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and made that point already
before leaving. Yeah.
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I feel like we're just
gonna keep going
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in the direction
that we have been going. Yeah.
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And just being able to kind of just
enjoy all these new things together.
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Yeah.
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# Cos if you're gone in the morning
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# Then let's just go all in... #
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I speak for all of us when I say
that we love you guys to bits,
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and the villa's not gonna be
the same without all of you.
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I've made friends for life,
I've had ups and downs.
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The things that have happened there
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have made me a lot stronger
as a person,
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and I will not look back
and regret anything.
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And I've had, you know,
the best experience ever,
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so I'm forever grateful for that.
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# You don't need to tell me
That it's over... #
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We love you guys!
Yeah! Come on!
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# Just pretend
That tomorrow won't come
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# Before I'm just a someone. #
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THEY LAUGH
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# There's an empty space
Where you used to lay
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# And just a cold, dark shadow
Of yesterday... #
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Obviously, it's that bittersweet...
Obviously, I'm glad to be here.
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Keanan's gone as well.
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I feel really, like,
lost already without him.
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# Still that empty space
Where you used to lay... #
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WILL: How you feeling, Shaq?
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Pretty shit, to be honest.
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Liv was obviously, like,
my best mate out of the girls here,
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and me and Max got quite close
quite quickly.
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So it's erm...
It's tough to watch them go.
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# Give me just one night with you
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# One night with you
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# Just give me that one night
With you... #
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I really, really wasn't expecting
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Liv and Max to be
the least compatible voted couple.
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No. That was a surprise.
Yeah, big surprise.
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So quiet without Claudia.
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She's been such a backbone
for some of us.
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It's not even the fact
that it was just one.
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It was literally two couples.
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I'm never going
to that beach club again.
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Yeah.
Ever!
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# Give me just one night with you
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# One night with you
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# Just give me that one night
With you... #
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How was it not to be in the bottom?
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Blessed, mate.
Yeah.
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Yeah... Surprised when I'm not.
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But obviously, it was nice
to not be vulnerable today.
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# Give me just one night... #
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Good night, Lana.
Night-night.
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Aw.
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# One night with you
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# Just give me that one night
With you
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# One night
One night
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# To give all my love
Just for one night only
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# Hold me like you used to
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# One night
One night. #
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{\an8}IAIN: Last night at the hotel,
Olivia, as ever,
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{\an8}told the lady at reception
straight how it is.
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"I'm Olivia,
and I want the executive suite."
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And the lady at reception
told Olivia straight how it is.
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"We're overbooked.
You're in the broom cupboard."
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It's so weird seeing that bed empty.
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Think it's safe to say
everyone feels shit after yesterday.
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Yeah. It's not nice
seeing anyone go, is it?
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I think it's hard enough
losing one couple, let alone two.
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Keanan and Claudia
were such nice people.
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Got along with them really well.
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Obviously, like, I came in
with Keanan. And now he's gone.
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Four very big personalities too.
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Like, it's already
just so quiet without them.
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The volume of all four of them.
Literally.
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Love you.
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# When the fear kicks in
Have a cool reaction
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# Positive law of attraction... #
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So, how's everyone feeling?
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Bruv, I feel a bit deflated
this morning, I'll be honest.
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It definitely hurts, this one.
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This one feels different
to other people going.
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But yeah, it's just gonna be
a strange one to adjust to, really.
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So different without them.
So quiet.Yeah.
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I'm still, like,
grateful to be here. Same.
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But it's not nice losing anyone.
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Not gonna lie, Olivia and Maxwell
threw me off. Yeah, me too.
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Four people leaving,
it's always upsetting, isn't it?
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Me and Liv, pfft. Erm...
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Yeah, like, somebody that
I had a lot of experiences with,
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and I'm happy for her and Max,
cos she seems to make Max happy.
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Most of the drama
was put behind me before yesterday,
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and I was going into that
beach club absolutely buzzing,
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thinking there wouldn't be
any arguments or problems,
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and it was quite the opposite,
to be honest with you.
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It's such a shame
that my last conversation
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with Claudia was a bit sour.
It's tough,
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because she was a massive part
of my experience in here.
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And then Keanan, he was such a boy,
he was such a boy.
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He fitted in so well, literally from
the first day that he... Funny boy.
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..that he came in. He had such
an impact and he was crease.
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I understand why
me and Casey were in it,
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because obviously, you know,
we've only properly
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been coupled up, with it being
just us two, for a day and a bit.
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I just don't think
I was ready for Claudia to go.
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ALL AGREE
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I think it was really good
to kind of see her have
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her last words with Casey yesterday.
I know that's not easy on you.
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Yeah. She kind of got that closure.
Got it out, yeah. Before she left.
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Claudia, love the girl to bits,
honestly.
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Even away from your situation,
like, genuinely, I love...
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She were one of the girls,
apart from Samie, obviously,
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that I were probably the closest to
in here. She was such a great girl.
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For me, hearing that accent, that
made me feel like I were back home.
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I'll 100% be seeing her
on the outside. She's a great girl.
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And, yeah, she'll smash it.
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Yesterday at the beach club,
also, me and Sanam,
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we had a few chats and stuff.
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Like, we were just being real with
each other, at the end of the day,
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like. My head's not turning
for anybody else either.
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So we decided to just
make things exclusive yesterday
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and just see how things go.
Oh, nice. Yeah.
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For me and Kai,
we had a very cute little drink,
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and we just, like, talked about
our emotions and feelings,
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and we both pretty much...
I don't even like this word!
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LAUGHTER
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We pretty much both were like,
"Yeah, we're exclusive."
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THEY CHEER
Oh, yay! Congratulations!
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Thank you.
Aw, that's lovely.
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IAIN: Sanam wants breakfast,
and as the old saying goes,
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you can't make an omelette...
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Actually,
Kai just can't make an omelette,
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so he's scraping nougat
onto leftover fruit.
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We're just carrying on
getting to know each other
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and spending as much time
with each other as we can,
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because I know for a fact
we definitely both make each other
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genuinely happy,
and there's a proper connection,
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a proper spark there, like.
I love it.
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This is so cute! My goodness.
How are you? You look nice.
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Thank you.
I'm sticking to bright colours.
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SHE LAUGHS
You actually do look really nice.
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I like you in red. I really
liked you in pink yesterday.
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It is actually pink, but thank you.
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SHE LAUGHS
This is so cute. Thank you for this.
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You've got to tell me
that you love me.
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That's not coming out of my mouth
any time soon! Why?
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You want the big L word?
Yeah, go on.
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I really, really like you.
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No, you've got to say,
"I really, really love you."
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I really, really like you.
No love? Go for love.
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Love is... Love's...
That word is a big word.
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Because I feel like
I can't say it first
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unless I know that
they have the same feelings.
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00:28:15,019 --> 00:28:18,259
Yeah, but what if you just feel it?
I know, but I just... I get scared.
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SHE LAUGHS
Really?
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I do, yeah, I do get scared.
That's actually dead cute.
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No, cos it's like, if I say it
and it's not reciprocated,
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then I feel like a twat.
No... Do you know what I mean?
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Sometimes you've got to
put your feelings out there.
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I know, but I've never
had to do that before.
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Sometimes you've got to be
a little bit vulnerable.
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00:28:39,619 --> 00:28:42,939
I know, but that scares me. How
do you feel after yesterday, then?
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What, after our little chat?
Yeah, the chat.
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Tense day. Big day.
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But I feel like I really enjoyed
my time with you yesterday.
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I'm glad we had that chat.
So do I.
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Are you buzzing?
I am buzzing.
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Thing is, I think when you're
looking forward to seeing somebody
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and spending time with them
on the outside as well as in here,
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like, you've got all these plans
and you're buzzing,
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and you know nothing's
gonna stop you, then why not?
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Mm-hm.
D'you know what I mean, like?
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It is still early, but I know
we're on the right path,
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like I said yesterday,
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and I know everything's
going to be amazing between us.
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I literally feel the exact same.
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00:29:08,819 --> 00:29:11,419
And I'm literally so buzzing
to experience everything with you,
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the rest of our journey in here
and on the outside.
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00:29:13,899 --> 00:29:15,739
So I'm absolutely buzzing with that.
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00:29:15,779 --> 00:29:17,859
Me and Kai are exclusive! Oh,
my God, we're literally exclusive.
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00:29:17,899 --> 00:29:19,739
We've literally said
those words to each other.
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00:29:19,779 --> 00:29:22,899
Like, honestly, it's weird
to explain, because for me, like,
325
00:29:22,939 --> 00:29:25,699
I just felt like... It feels like
we're boyfriend and girlfriend,
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00:29:25,739 --> 00:29:29,699
not that we've said those words,
but it feels, like, so natural.
327
00:29:29,739 --> 00:29:31,219
IAIN: Rosie's a big Everton fan,
328
00:29:31,259 --> 00:29:33,779
and last night's defeat to Arsenal
has left her team
329
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in a precarious position.
330
00:29:36,499 --> 00:29:38,059
You OK?
I'm good, babe.
331
00:29:38,099 --> 00:29:39,499
Are you?
Yeah.
332
00:29:39,539 --> 00:29:41,899
How does it feel being
in the bottom four?
333
00:29:41,939 --> 00:29:45,419
I kind of expected it,
to be honest. Mm.
334
00:29:45,459 --> 00:29:46,579
Did you?
Yeah.
335
00:29:46,619 --> 00:29:48,619
I don't think it says anything
about us,
336
00:29:48,659 --> 00:29:50,779
I think it's just a timing thing.
Yeah, no, I fully agree. Yeah.
337
00:29:50,819 --> 00:29:53,779
How do you feel about, like,
Claudia not being here now?
338
00:29:53,819 --> 00:29:56,339
I mean, it's, like...
339
00:29:56,379 --> 00:29:59,339
It's like a bittersweet situation,
isn't it? Yeah.
340
00:29:59,379 --> 00:30:03,899
I feel less conscious of, like,
being affectionate and stuff. Mm.
341
00:30:03,939 --> 00:30:07,299
Because, obviously,
her feelings were involved as well.
342
00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:10,539
I am just excited now
just to be with you,
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00:30:10,579 --> 00:30:13,179
and we can just sort of crack on,
which is nice.
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00:30:13,219 --> 00:30:14,179
SHE CHUCKLES
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00:30:14,219 --> 00:30:16,059
Hopefully, we're plain sailing now.
346
00:30:31,539 --> 00:30:33,499
It's nice to be able to do that.
Innit?
347
00:30:33,539 --> 00:30:35,779
We had a kiss in front of everyone,
which felt weird.
348
00:30:35,819 --> 00:30:37,939
I felt like I hadn't been able
to do that until now,
349
00:30:37,979 --> 00:30:41,139
so to be able to do that and
not to be worrying about doing it,
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00:30:41,179 --> 00:30:43,059
it feels so good.
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00:30:43,099 --> 00:30:44,379
IAIN: When you're living
in that villa,
352
00:30:44,419 --> 00:30:46,779
just like the morning after
ten lagers and a vindaloo,
353
00:30:46,819 --> 00:30:49,859
it's always unpleasant
at the bottom.
354
00:30:49,899 --> 00:30:52,819
I hope Tanya doesn't read
into that bottom four thing.
355
00:30:52,859 --> 00:30:54,259
I doubt that she will.
356
00:30:54,299 --> 00:30:57,819
The public are gonna have
their opinions,
357
00:30:57,859 --> 00:30:59,539
and that's fair enough,
358
00:30:59,579 --> 00:31:02,699
but that's not really
what I'm in here for.
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00:31:02,739 --> 00:31:07,299
I'm in here to find someone,
and I found that,
360
00:31:07,339 --> 00:31:09,219
so now, whatever happens,
361
00:31:09,259 --> 00:31:10,899
or however long
I'm meant to be in here,
362
00:31:10,939 --> 00:31:13,499
I just do that, leave with Tanya,
and just be happy with my life.
363
00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:15,939
Obviously, it's not nice being
in the bottom four,
364
00:31:15,979 --> 00:31:17,739
but I'm not gonna read into that,
because I know...
365
00:31:17,779 --> 00:31:19,299
When me and Tanya are together,
I know how I feel.
366
00:31:19,339 --> 00:31:20,339
I know how she feels.
367
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,339
That's all that really matters,
to be honest.
368
00:31:22,379 --> 00:31:24,299
All right, guys?Hello.
What you sayin' Samie?
369
00:31:24,339 --> 00:31:26,379
I like that bikini. Thank you.
It's a little eBay number.
370
00:31:26,419 --> 00:31:27,739
How are you girls today?
371
00:31:27,779 --> 00:31:29,739
How weird is it
that Olivia's not here any more?
372
00:31:29,779 --> 00:31:31,499
Four people gone.
373
00:31:31,539 --> 00:31:33,859
Shaq, how do you feel about...
I kind of expected it.
374
00:31:33,899 --> 00:31:36,939
A lot of people are gonna have
their opinion on Tanya
375
00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:38,339
and how genuine she is,
376
00:31:38,379 --> 00:31:40,819
but all I care about is
that when we're together,
377
00:31:40,859 --> 00:31:42,099
and I look in her eyes,
378
00:31:42,139 --> 00:31:45,339
I know how she feels about me, and
I know how I feel about her. Yeah.
379
00:31:45,379 --> 00:31:47,939
IAIN: Jessie and Farmer Will
are having a coffee.
380
00:31:47,979 --> 00:31:49,339
Well, it's actually an iced coffee.
381
00:31:49,379 --> 00:31:53,339
Not that I'm one to nit-pick.
I'll leave the nit-picking to Will.
382
00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:55,779
How are you feeling
after last night, though?
383
00:31:55,819 --> 00:31:58,339
Cos I feel like you and Claudia
were getting really, really close,
384
00:31:58,379 --> 00:32:00,859
weren't you?
I know. Look, I'm shattered that...
385
00:32:00,899 --> 00:32:02,779
I dunno,
I just didn't want Claudia to leave.
386
00:32:02,819 --> 00:32:05,379
Yeah. But I am glad
that she did, like,
387
00:32:05,419 --> 00:32:08,059
get to get off her chest
how she felt about Casey. Yeah.
388
00:32:08,099 --> 00:32:10,019
I just feel like... I don't know,
389
00:32:10,059 --> 00:32:12,419
I was just empathising
with Claudia so much. Yeah.
390
00:32:12,459 --> 00:32:15,899
You know, there was care there.
Claudia did really care about him.
391
00:32:15,939 --> 00:32:18,419
D'you know what...
And, obviously, Olivia left.
392
00:32:18,459 --> 00:32:20,099
Yeah. How do you feel about that?
393
00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:23,259
I don't know. I feel like
now that Olivia's gone,
394
00:32:23,299 --> 00:32:25,499
I feel like
I just actually feel a bit calmer.
395
00:32:25,539 --> 00:32:28,739
I feel like if Olivia was still here
and Claudia wasn't... Mm.
396
00:32:28,779 --> 00:32:31,259
..I probably would be really upset.
397
00:32:31,299 --> 00:32:33,739
I think the way you've handled
everything is correct.
398
00:32:33,779 --> 00:32:37,299
But I feel as well, last night with,
like the compatibility votes...
399
00:32:37,339 --> 00:32:39,219
Were you worried
when we were stood up there?
400
00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:40,979
Cos I was shitting myself for a bit.
401
00:32:41,019 --> 00:32:43,419
I was obviously really worried.
Of course, yeah.
402
00:32:43,459 --> 00:32:47,299
But I am actually really excited to
get out of the villa. Yeah, me, too.
403
00:32:47,339 --> 00:32:48,739
With you.
100%, yeah.
404
00:32:48,779 --> 00:32:50,219
And I felt confident in that.
Yeah.
405
00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:54,339
The other night, the way
you stuck up for me over everyone,
406
00:32:54,379 --> 00:32:58,219
like, honestly,
it's made me feel so sure.
407
00:32:58,259 --> 00:32:59,939
Really?
Yeah. It has.
408
00:33:05,699 --> 00:33:07,739
How are you feeling about yesterday?
409
00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:11,139
I'm just too blessed
to be stressed, honey.
410
00:33:11,179 --> 00:33:12,579
Yeah?
Yeah.
411
00:33:12,619 --> 00:33:15,699
I feel like
everything happens for a reason. Mm.
412
00:33:15,739 --> 00:33:18,459
And even though
we're in the bottom,
413
00:33:18,499 --> 00:33:22,739
I feel like you know
what we have is real. Yeah.
414
00:33:22,779 --> 00:33:26,179
I know what we have is real.
415
00:33:26,219 --> 00:33:29,939
Everyone in here knows
what we have is real,
416
00:33:29,979 --> 00:33:31,019
and that's all that matters.
417
00:33:31,059 --> 00:33:33,379
It doesn't make you
question anything? Never.
418
00:33:33,419 --> 00:33:35,819
For me, it doesn't bother me.
What about you?
419
00:33:35,859 --> 00:33:39,459
No, I'm not... It doesn't bother me.
420
00:33:39,499 --> 00:33:41,699
I feel like me and you know
what we have when we're together,
421
00:33:41,739 --> 00:33:44,419
and how we feel,
and everything like that. Yeah.
422
00:33:44,459 --> 00:33:47,219
For me, that's...
That's all that matters.
423
00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:48,819
SHE COOS
424
00:33:51,419 --> 00:33:53,499
I woke up today
and I think Shaq did as well,
425
00:33:53,539 --> 00:33:55,059
very grateful to still be here,
426
00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:57,379
to be going through
this experience together.
427
00:33:57,419 --> 00:34:00,579
I think that's why I'm not so much
worried about being in the bottom,
428
00:34:00,619 --> 00:34:04,379
because I'm too blessed
to be stressed.
429
00:34:04,419 --> 00:34:08,899
IAIN: Every man has his limits,
and Ron's getting fed up with Lana
430
00:34:08,939 --> 00:34:11,139
constantly putting
her "fruit" in it.
431
00:34:11,179 --> 00:34:13,019
I couldn't kiss you
after eating a banana.
432
00:34:13,059 --> 00:34:14,899
Really?
Yeah.
433
00:34:14,939 --> 00:34:15,939
THEY LAUGH
434
00:34:15,979 --> 00:34:18,699
How long after eating a banana
would it take for you to kiss me?
435
00:34:18,739 --> 00:34:21,339
Hopefully, if I'd forgot about it.
436
00:34:21,379 --> 00:34:23,299
It's vile! What if she started
eating, like, banana skin?
437
00:34:23,339 --> 00:34:25,099
I'd question our relationship.
438
00:34:25,139 --> 00:34:27,579
Bananas in a smoothie?
A banana milkshake?
439
00:34:27,619 --> 00:34:30,299
Anything with the flavour. Like...
TEXT ALERT
440
00:34:31,379 --> 00:34:33,459
I've got a text!
441
00:34:35,299 --> 00:34:36,779
{\an8}Ooh.
442
00:34:36,819 --> 00:34:38,739
{\an8}Oh, no.
What?
443
00:34:38,779 --> 00:34:43,379
{\an8}HE READS ALOUD
444
00:34:46,379 --> 00:34:50,979
{\an8}ALL CHEER
445
00:34:51,019 --> 00:34:55,099
{\an8}HE CONTINUES TO READ ALOUD
446
00:34:55,139 --> 00:34:57,659
{\an8}THEY LAUGH
447
00:34:57,699 --> 00:34:59,779
{\an8}Ah, I love Sports Day!
448
00:34:59,819 --> 00:35:02,379
Sports day, growing up,
I didn't really lose anything,
449
00:35:02,419 --> 00:35:04,539
so this is my time to shine.
450
00:35:04,579 --> 00:35:07,059
I'm a PE teacher.
It's summat I do...
451
00:35:07,099 --> 00:35:10,299
Oh, my God, yeah!
It's summat I do all the time.
452
00:35:10,339 --> 00:35:11,499
I was good at relay racing.
453
00:35:11,539 --> 00:35:13,339
I don't really think
you'll be sprinting anywhere.
454
00:35:13,379 --> 00:35:15,499
Sports Day. Let's have this.
455
00:35:15,539 --> 00:35:17,139
Samie, I can't see you being good
at any sport!
456
00:35:17,179 --> 00:35:18,459
Ron, you're never in the gym,
457
00:35:18,499 --> 00:35:20,899
and Lana hasn't even
looked at it before.
458
00:35:20,939 --> 00:35:24,179
It doesn't matter who's in my way,
girl or boy, I'm going to win.
459
00:35:24,219 --> 00:35:28,219
IAIN: It's Sports Day,
460
00:35:28,259 --> 00:35:31,819
and captains Farmer Will and Jessie
are picking the teams.
461
00:35:31,859 --> 00:35:34,299
I was always picked last
at my Sports Day.
462
00:35:34,339 --> 00:35:39,099
"It's between Iain and that
dead mouse. We'll take the mouse!"
463
00:35:39,139 --> 00:35:40,939
OK, my team has to win.
464
00:35:40,979 --> 00:35:43,299
First pick,
I'm gonna go with Tom.
465
00:35:43,339 --> 00:35:44,699
Wahey.
466
00:35:44,739 --> 00:35:47,139
SCATTERED APPLAUSE
467
00:35:47,179 --> 00:35:48,339
Casey.
468
00:35:48,379 --> 00:35:49,539
Come on!
469
00:35:49,579 --> 00:35:50,539
Ha!
470
00:35:50,579 --> 00:35:51,579
Samie.
471
00:35:51,619 --> 00:35:53,459
Oh.
472
00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:54,539
Lana.
473
00:35:54,579 --> 00:35:55,539
Hey!
474
00:35:55,579 --> 00:35:56,539
Kai.
475
00:35:56,579 --> 00:35:57,659
I get paid to do this.
476
00:35:57,699 --> 00:35:58,779
THEY LAUGH
477
00:35:58,819 --> 00:36:00,539
Six foot three and stacked,
the Shaq Attack.
478
00:36:00,579 --> 00:36:01,619
Losers!
479
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:02,619
TT.
480
00:36:02,659 --> 00:36:03,739
What can I say?
481
00:36:03,779 --> 00:36:04,939
Yes, girl.
482
00:36:04,979 --> 00:36:06,059
Rosie.
483
00:36:06,099 --> 00:36:07,499
And you two... Ron.
484
00:36:07,539 --> 00:36:09,379
Yeah!
485
00:36:09,419 --> 00:36:11,419
You don't even pick me,
you get stuck with me.
486
00:36:11,459 --> 00:36:12,819
THEY LAUGH
487
00:36:12,859 --> 00:36:14,259
ALL:One, two, three, winners
488
00:36:22,249 --> 00:36:24,889
{\an8}Sometimes in sport,
winners are written in the stars.
489
00:36:24,929 --> 00:36:26,769
{\an8}And sometimes,
"winners" is written
490
00:36:26,809 --> 00:36:30,369
clumsily in lipstick
on a farmer's belly.
491
00:36:30,409 --> 00:36:32,089
Yes, it's Sports Day -
492
00:36:32,129 --> 00:36:36,129
a contest between Will's Reds
and Jessie's Blues.
493
00:36:36,169 --> 00:36:40,489
# We will, we will rock you... #
494
00:36:40,529 --> 00:36:42,889
ALL:# We're lean, we're mean
We're the red machine
495
00:36:42,929 --> 00:36:45,769
# We're lean, we're mean
We're the red machine. #
496
00:36:45,809 --> 00:36:49,649
This the dream team!
THEY CHEER AND LAUGH
497
00:36:49,689 --> 00:36:51,809
Who are we?
Blue team!
498
00:36:51,849 --> 00:36:53,769
We've got this. Let's go!
THEY CHEER
499
00:36:53,809 --> 00:36:56,529
THEY CHANT
500
00:36:56,569 --> 00:37:00,449
# We're lean, we're mean
We're the red machine. #
501
00:37:00,489 --> 00:37:03,809
They're going Down Under!
THEY LAUGH
502
00:37:03,849 --> 00:37:05,249
# We will, we will rock you... #
503
00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:08,689
The teams will compete
over four rounds.
504
00:37:08,729 --> 00:37:11,249
Round one will see
the Reds and the Blues face off
505
00:37:11,289 --> 00:37:13,969
on space hoppers.
506
00:37:14,009 --> 00:37:16,209
Let the bouncing begin!
507
00:37:16,249 --> 00:37:19,729
You look pretty uncomfortable
on there, Samie.
508
00:37:19,769 --> 00:37:23,209
You look like it was made for you!
THEY LAUGH
509
00:37:23,249 --> 00:37:27,609
THEY SHOUT
ENCOURAGEMENT
510
00:37:27,649 --> 00:37:29,409
# You can't control the way it go
511
00:37:29,449 --> 00:37:31,289
# Wobble your little butt
Lose control... #
512
00:37:31,329 --> 00:37:33,009
Go on, Samie!
Go on, Samie!
513
00:37:33,049 --> 00:37:34,969
Go on, girl!
514
00:37:35,009 --> 00:37:36,529
# All in the hips, now drop it low
515
00:37:36,569 --> 00:37:39,329
# Do it in slow-mo, now drop it low
516
00:37:39,369 --> 00:37:42,369
# Everybody go, everybody go
Make the booty go up and down... #
517
00:37:42,409 --> 00:37:48,369
THEY LAUGH
518
00:37:48,409 --> 00:37:51,169
# Everybody go
Everybody go up and down
519
00:37:51,209 --> 00:37:53,929
# Everybody go up and down... #
520
00:37:53,969 --> 00:37:56,409
LAUGHTER AND SHOUTING
Go on, Sanam!
521
00:37:56,449 --> 00:37:57,729
Go on, Sanam! No!
522
00:37:57,769 --> 00:37:59,209
Get back on!
523
00:37:59,249 --> 00:38:02,489
Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go!
524
00:38:02,529 --> 00:38:05,729
# Everybody go, everybody go
Make the booty go up and down... #
525
00:38:05,769 --> 00:38:08,329
I think the lads are good at
the old... Yeah. ..moving the hips.
526
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:10,289
Yeah.
Not as stiff as we think, innit?
527
00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:12,249
Oi, you guys were good at that one!
528
00:38:12,289 --> 00:38:13,729
LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
529
00:38:13,769 --> 00:38:20,009
Losers!
THEY CHEER
530
00:38:20,049 --> 00:38:22,729
# Everybody go, everybody go
Make the booty go up and down. #
531
00:38:22,769 --> 00:38:24,969
Round one, ding-ding-ding-ding!
We won the first round.
532
00:38:25,009 --> 00:38:26,769
Blue Team!
We set the tone.
533
00:38:26,809 --> 00:38:27,729
Set the tone.
Easy win.
534
00:38:27,769 --> 00:38:30,489
The Blues take round one.
535
00:38:30,529 --> 00:38:33,329
CHANTING:Who are ya?!
Who are ya?! Who are ya?!
536
00:38:33,369 --> 00:38:35,049
THEY JEER
537
00:38:35,089 --> 00:38:37,489
Round two features
that old-school classic
538
00:38:37,529 --> 00:38:40,329
the egg-and-spoon race.
539
00:38:40,369 --> 00:38:41,969
KLAXON
540
00:38:42,009 --> 00:38:43,529
Use those long legs,
use those long legs.
541
00:38:43,569 --> 00:38:46,529
Why are we not running?
Got it, got it, got it.
542
00:38:46,569 --> 00:38:48,049
Nice, Shaqqy-boy.
543
00:38:48,089 --> 00:38:51,489
Concentrate, concentrate.
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!
544
00:38:51,529 --> 00:38:54,969
That's it. Right, pick up the pace
a little bit this time.
545
00:38:55,009 --> 00:38:57,609
Go, go, go, go!
Yes, Case! Yes, Case!
546
00:38:57,649 --> 00:39:00,809
Oi, He just picked it up
with his hand! Cheat! Hey! Hey! Hey!
547
00:39:00,849 --> 00:39:03,369
I'm blind in one eye, and I saw it!
Do you know what I mean?
548
00:39:03,409 --> 00:39:04,729
He's cheated!
Show us the egg.
549
00:39:04,769 --> 00:39:07,609
Oh, they had to cheat.
550
00:39:07,649 --> 00:39:10,089
# You've been cheating
And telling me lies... #
551
00:39:10,129 --> 00:39:11,929
Nice, Sanam!
Well done, Sanam.
552
00:39:11,969 --> 00:39:14,729
Look, they're holding it
with their hand!
553
00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:16,369
They're holding it with their hand!
554
00:39:16,409 --> 00:39:17,649
Nice, Sanam!
Go on, bring it home.
555
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:20,049
Get it back, get it back,
get it back. Yeah, go, girl.
556
00:39:20,089 --> 00:39:25,929
Oi! That was with the hand!
I just saw Ron put it on his spoon!
557
00:39:25,969 --> 00:39:30,289
Will, keep your hand off.
Oh, roll the tapes, love!
558
00:39:30,329 --> 00:39:33,809
Get the VAR, get the VAR.
That was an actual joke.
559
00:39:33,849 --> 00:39:36,729
Will was using two hands
for the egg-and-spoon race. He was.
560
00:39:36,769 --> 00:39:38,929
Ron just had it...
Ron was holding the egg!
561
00:39:38,969 --> 00:39:42,609
THEY CHEER
562
00:39:42,649 --> 00:39:44,209
You all cheated!
563
00:39:44,249 --> 00:39:47,529
Casey dropped it, Casey dropped it!
You literally went like this...
564
00:39:47,569 --> 00:39:49,649
And Casey held it!
565
00:39:49,689 --> 00:39:53,009
We did not cheat.
No, we did slow and steady...
566
00:39:53,049 --> 00:39:55,729
We just lined up tactically.
..eyes the prize. Fair and square.
567
00:39:55,769 --> 00:39:56,849
# I know what you did... #
568
00:39:56,889 --> 00:39:58,369
Top cheating.
THEY JEER
569
00:39:58,409 --> 00:39:59,849
Cheating.
570
00:39:59,889 --> 00:40:01,809
Red Team claim
to have won round two,
571
00:40:01,849 --> 00:40:04,929
but it's not the egg-and-hand race.
572
00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:06,249
Yeah.
Dubious win.
573
00:40:06,289 --> 00:40:07,569
THEY CHEER
574
00:40:07,609 --> 00:40:12,449
The Red Team takes round two,
making the scores one apiece.
575
00:40:12,489 --> 00:40:16,569
THEY GRUNT
TRIUMPHANTLY
576
00:40:16,609 --> 00:40:17,689
All right!
577
00:40:17,729 --> 00:40:19,649
# I just wanna bounce
Bounce, bounce... #
578
00:40:19,689 --> 00:40:21,849
IAIN: Round Three
is the water balloon race.
579
00:40:21,889 --> 00:40:24,849
The teams have to pass
the water balloon down the line
580
00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:26,609
without using their hands
581
00:40:26,649 --> 00:40:31,049
and dump it into a bucket
at the end.
582
00:40:31,089 --> 00:40:34,209
Quick, go.
Go, quick, quick. Grab that.
583
00:40:34,249 --> 00:40:35,889
Nice, nice, nice!
584
00:40:35,929 --> 00:40:36,929
Will, turn around!
585
00:40:36,969 --> 00:40:41,569
The strategy was get the balloon,
put it in Jessie's boobs.
586
00:40:41,609 --> 00:40:44,409
Thank God for the tits!
587
00:40:44,449 --> 00:40:46,489
I then grabbed... grabbed...
588
00:40:46,529 --> 00:40:52,569
I'm just pointing at Jessie's boobs
at this point.
589
00:40:52,609 --> 00:40:56,689
He's using his hands!
He's using his hands!
590
00:40:56,729 --> 00:41:00,009
Just suck it! Suck it!
Put it in... There we go.
591
00:41:00,049 --> 00:41:01,529
CHUCKLING
Can't get it. Can't get it?
592
00:41:01,569 --> 00:41:06,289
With your teeth, with your teeth,
with your teeth!
593
00:41:06,329 --> 00:41:09,169
It felt like we were putting it
in each other's mouths,
594
00:41:09,209 --> 00:41:13,049
and me and Shaq just lipsing
at one point.
595
00:41:13,089 --> 00:41:14,849
# I'm gonna keep my hands up
596
00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:17,009
# Keep my hands up... #
597
00:41:17,049 --> 00:41:20,569
The Blue Team scored 20 balloons,
and the Reds 19,
598
00:41:20,609 --> 00:41:23,209
so the Blues take Round Three.
599
00:41:23,249 --> 00:41:26,769
CHEERING
600
00:41:26,809 --> 00:41:28,729
We only broke two.
They broke about ten.
601
00:41:28,769 --> 00:41:30,889
Yeah, they were terrible.
They were bad.
602
00:41:30,929 --> 00:41:32,449
Losers!
603
00:41:32,489 --> 00:41:34,929
IAIN: Round Four
is the inflatable surfboard race.
604
00:41:34,969 --> 00:41:39,449
I'm saying "the"
like it's an actual thing.
605
00:41:39,489 --> 00:41:43,329
# Trouble
Blood is in the rocky waters... #
606
00:41:43,369 --> 00:41:47,209
Oh, I don't even wanna
talk about Round Four.
607
00:41:47,249 --> 00:41:48,449
They just cheated, again!
608
00:41:48,489 --> 00:41:49,449
No! No!
609
00:41:49,489 --> 00:41:50,689
Hey! No, no, no!
610
00:41:50,729 --> 00:41:52,449
We just don't like cheaters.
611
00:41:52,489 --> 00:41:56,129
You can't do that! Leave her.
Leave them, leave them, leave them.
612
00:41:56,169 --> 00:41:58,529
At the end of the day,
we don't know how to lose.
613
00:41:58,569 --> 00:42:02,129
We were cool, we were calm.
We are talented people!
614
00:42:02,169 --> 00:42:05,369
Swim! Just keep swimming!
615
00:42:05,409 --> 00:42:08,449
Just keep swimming!
616
00:42:08,489 --> 00:42:10,409
You've got it!
Quick, quick, quick!
617
00:42:10,449 --> 00:42:11,929
Go! Now go! Now go! Now go!
618
00:42:11,969 --> 00:42:14,609
Get it, Lana! Lana, get in!
619
00:42:14,649 --> 00:42:16,329
# Same as them, same as them
620
00:42:16,369 --> 00:42:21,089
# So let it go, let it go... #
621
00:42:21,129 --> 00:42:24,009
Coming in nine seconds faster
at bang on three minutes,
622
00:42:24,049 --> 00:42:26,569
the Reds take Round Four.
623
00:42:26,609 --> 00:42:29,409
Tom, you should never have put that
face paint on, little cry-baby!
624
00:42:29,449 --> 00:42:31,889
Wa-a-ah!
625
00:42:31,929 --> 00:42:35,769
They were rattled! Tom's make-up
was running from his tears!
626
00:42:35,809 --> 00:42:39,329
# He's gonna cry in a minute!
627
00:42:39,369 --> 00:42:40,409
# Cry in a minute!
628
00:42:40,449 --> 00:42:44,529
Don't let them worry you.
Come on! Come on!
629
00:42:44,569 --> 00:42:46,289
'Not sure who was reffing that one,'
630
00:42:46,329 --> 00:42:48,049
but ref was a shambles.
What's the point in cheating?
631
00:42:48,089 --> 00:42:49,769
And then
they wouldn't stop teasing us.
632
00:42:49,809 --> 00:42:51,129
They wouldn't shut up.
633
00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:53,609
CHANTING:Winners! Winners!
Winners! Winners!
634
00:42:53,649 --> 00:42:57,529
IAIN: With the scores at 2-2,
it's time for a tiebreaker.
635
00:42:57,569 --> 00:43:00,449
The beanbag toss,
and this time it's personal,
636
00:43:00,489 --> 00:43:06,369
as Jessie and Will go head-to-head,
toe-to-toe, and back-to-back.
637
00:43:06,409 --> 00:43:08,889
# We've gotta fight, fight
Fight... #
638
00:43:08,929 --> 00:43:10,569
Oh, yes, Jessie!
APPLAUSE
639
00:43:10,609 --> 00:43:12,329
They have four beanbags each.
640
00:43:12,369 --> 00:43:16,169
Whoever gets their bag closest
to their heart is the winner.
641
00:43:16,209 --> 00:43:19,089
SCREAMING AND CHEERING
642
00:43:19,129 --> 00:43:21,729
# If it's worth having
It's worth fighting for
643
00:43:21,769 --> 00:43:23,249
# Oh, oh... #
644
00:43:23,289 --> 00:43:24,209
Ooh!
645
00:43:24,249 --> 00:43:26,049
Oh, bit short, there, mate!
Bit like Casey!
646
00:43:26,089 --> 00:43:28,809
LAUGHTER
647
00:43:28,849 --> 00:43:31,849
# When it gets tough
Gotta fight some more
648
00:43:31,889 --> 00:43:35,209
# We gotta fight, fight... #
649
00:43:35,249 --> 00:43:38,249
Oh, weak!
You throw just like Ron's chat!
650
00:43:38,289 --> 00:43:39,329
Wahe-e-e-ey!
651
00:43:39,369 --> 00:43:41,049
The last round was intense.
It was.
652
00:43:41,089 --> 00:43:42,569
And we wanted to win so much
653
00:43:42,609 --> 00:43:45,369
because they'd just been yapper,
yapper, yappering the whole time.
654
00:43:45,409 --> 00:43:48,889
Farmer Will dropped his sack
right where he wanted it.
655
00:43:48,929 --> 00:43:51,609
That came out wrong.
CHEERING
656
00:43:51,649 --> 00:43:56,209
So the Reds
are the Sports Day champions.
657
00:43:56,249 --> 00:43:57,609
THEY CHANT
658
00:43:57,649 --> 00:44:01,129
You may have won,
but at least we didn't cheat.
659
00:44:01,169 --> 00:44:04,169
Yes!
I like it.
660
00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:07,889
ALL:O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h...
661
00:44:07,929 --> 00:44:09,889
CHEERING
662
00:44:09,929 --> 00:44:12,209
SHAQ:Winning is everything!
663
00:44:12,249 --> 00:44:15,209
It's not about taking part! No!
It's not about taking part!
664
00:44:15,249 --> 00:44:16,329
What are we, Will?
665
00:44:16,369 --> 00:44:18,929
"Winaz!"
"Winaz!"
666
00:44:18,969 --> 00:44:21,329
# Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio!
667
00:44:21,369 --> 00:44:25,009
# Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio-o-o!
668
00:44:25,049 --> 00:44:27,969
# Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio!
669
00:44:28,009 --> 00:44:29,689
# Cheerio! #
670
00:44:29,729 --> 00:44:31,489
Fucking hell!
LAUGHTER
671
00:44:31,529 --> 00:44:35,289
# This is how champions are made. #
672
00:44:43,263 --> 00:44:45,623
{\an8}# Baby, what's the rush? #
673
00:44:45,663 --> 00:44:47,663
{\an8}IAIN: Farmer Will's Reds
won Sports Day,
674
00:44:47,703 --> 00:44:50,703
{\an8}but he's not singling anyone out
because there's no I in team.
675
00:44:50,743 --> 00:44:53,383
Actually, the way Will spells it,
there probably is.
676
00:44:53,423 --> 00:44:58,583
CHANTING:Winners, winners, winners.
677
00:44:58,623 --> 00:45:00,983
A professional footballer,
semi-pro rugby player...
678
00:45:01,023 --> 00:45:03,223
I'm not a professional footballer.
..and you can't beat us.
679
00:45:05,823 --> 00:45:06,903
# Let's move... #
680
00:45:06,943 --> 00:45:08,943
You made a great team captain,
Jessie.
681
00:45:08,983 --> 00:45:10,863
Thanks, doll.
Yeah, you really did.
682
00:45:10,903 --> 00:45:14,103
That was fun.
Tom was killing me.
683
00:45:14,143 --> 00:45:19,343
It's just
so annoying losing to Will. I know.
684
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:21,143
I'm glad you got
a tissue to dry your eyes
685
00:45:21,183 --> 00:45:23,903
cos your make-up was looking
a bit smudged there.
686
00:45:23,943 --> 00:45:30,943
# I'm just trying to dance
I'm just trying to dance... #
687
00:45:30,983 --> 00:45:33,423
Do you want to do your own
Sports Day, and I'll let you win?
688
00:45:33,463 --> 00:45:35,983
Are you sure you want the same team,
though? Why don't you three do it?
689
00:45:36,023 --> 00:45:39,663
Will, shut up, mate.
I'm telling you, bro, shut up, bro.
690
00:45:39,703 --> 00:45:42,023
You're just on about me
all the time, bro.
691
00:45:42,063 --> 00:45:45,383
We've had a laugh, bro.
Everyone is. Everyone is.
692
00:45:45,423 --> 00:45:47,583
It's done. You've won.
I know, but you're singling me out.
693
00:45:47,623 --> 00:45:49,503
I'm just telling you,
you're in my ear all the time,
694
00:45:49,543 --> 00:45:50,743
but is just annoying me now, OK.
OK, OK.
695
00:45:50,783 --> 00:45:52,063
I love you, bro,
but just fucking chill.
696
00:45:52,103 --> 00:45:53,183
Yeah, but there's three people,
697
00:45:53,223 --> 00:45:54,463
I don't know why
you're singling me out.
698
00:45:54,503 --> 00:45:56,983
Casey, Shaq, same to them.
699
00:45:57,023 --> 00:46:00,143
I love them to bits, but fucking
hell, they were doing my head in.
700
00:46:00,183 --> 00:46:02,663
I don't mind,
it's just when they are
701
00:46:02,703 --> 00:46:04,303
going at you all the time,
do you know what I mean?
702
00:46:04,343 --> 00:46:06,183
# Baby, what's the rush? #
703
00:46:06,223 --> 00:46:08,183
I think everyone
was saying something.
704
00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:10,463
Everyone was saying stuff.
He shouldn't have got mad.
705
00:46:10,503 --> 00:46:13,903
It's fucking Sports Day...
706
00:46:13,943 --> 00:46:17,343
in the garden.
THEY LAUGH
707
00:46:17,383 --> 00:46:22,343
# I'm just trying to dance
I'm just trying to dance... #
708
00:46:22,383 --> 00:46:25,263
Project Wind-up Tom.
Project Poke The Bear.
709
00:46:25,303 --> 00:46:26,983
# I'm just trying to dance... #
710
00:46:27,023 --> 00:46:29,543
ALL CHEERING
711
00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:32,943
We're the winners!
712
00:46:32,983 --> 00:46:35,903
# I'm just trying to dance... #
713
00:46:35,943 --> 00:46:41,743
I just wanna raise a glass to Casey,
Sanam, Shaq, Lana, and Rosie,
714
00:46:41,783 --> 00:46:45,863
for an incredible performance today.
715
00:46:45,903 --> 00:46:47,743
These aren't losers,
these are winners.
716
00:46:47,783 --> 00:46:51,223
And all wanna say is thank you guys
for participating because,
717
00:46:51,263 --> 00:46:53,943
without you,
there couldn't be winners.
718
00:46:53,983 --> 00:46:56,983
So, do you know what,
this is the cheers to the losers.
719
00:46:57,023 --> 00:47:01,063
# I just trying to dance
I'm just trying to dance
720
00:47:01,103 --> 00:47:08,383
# I'm just trying to dance. #
721
00:47:08,423 --> 00:47:11,903
IAIN: It turns out Tom's a terrible
loser, which is a surprise cos,
722
00:47:11,943 --> 00:47:16,343
playing for Macclesfield FC,
he gets plenty of practice.
723
00:47:16,383 --> 00:47:19,343
Ugh!
Have they been winding you up?
724
00:47:19,383 --> 00:47:22,543
Oh, I think I'm sitting on...
They were doing it too much.
725
00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:24,903
Oh, really? Oh, really bad?
Yeah, I told them to fuck off.
726
00:47:24,943 --> 00:47:26,223
Did you? Yeah.
Seriously? Yeah.
727
00:47:26,263 --> 00:47:30,183
I take banter, but earlier,
they were sat on the bed
728
00:47:30,223 --> 00:47:32,743
and they were just going at me,
and at me,
729
00:47:32,783 --> 00:47:36,583
and I said "Look, boys, fuck off."
It's annoying now. It's boring.
730
00:47:36,623 --> 00:47:38,823
Just sometimes they don't know when
to chill, do you know what I mean?
731
00:47:38,863 --> 00:47:40,863
Oh, my God, I'm not sitting
with both...
732
00:47:40,903 --> 00:47:42,823
I'm not sitting with all of you.
Come and sit with us, Jessie.
733
00:47:42,863 --> 00:47:46,663
They're boring. All they wanna do
is chat about fucking Sports Day.
734
00:47:46,703 --> 00:47:49,743
Ooh!
Is that your only achievement?
735
00:47:49,783 --> 00:47:53,223
Oi, hold this! Hold this!
I've caught a big one!
736
00:47:53,263 --> 00:47:55,223
I've caught a big one!
You're really not funny.
737
00:47:55,263 --> 00:47:58,343
I'm actually not sitting with
Casey and Will together.
738
00:47:58,383 --> 00:47:59,503
Jessie.
739
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:02,823
The thing is, if they do too much,
too quick, he'll bite too hard.
740
00:48:02,863 --> 00:48:05,743
He's gonna bite, bro.
I'm telling you.
741
00:48:05,783 --> 00:48:09,383
Tom is the easiest person to bite.
742
00:48:09,423 --> 00:48:11,263
He doesn't quite understand that,
if he bites,
743
00:48:11,303 --> 00:48:13,303
the worse it's gonna get.
I'm glad we won.
744
00:48:13,343 --> 00:48:16,103
Yeah, it was sick.
Tom's getting so annoyed.
745
00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:20,143
Was he? Like, actually? Yeah.
That's why we're doing it more.
746
00:48:20,183 --> 00:48:24,343
A sore loser.
Yeah, we're gonna keep going.
747
00:48:24,383 --> 00:48:29,223
Yeah. Keep it going
for the rest of time in here.
748
00:48:29,263 --> 00:48:31,783
He didn't know
what to do with himself.
749
00:48:31,823 --> 00:48:36,023
Yeah. I love them to bits, but
fuck me, they were winding me up.
750
00:48:36,063 --> 00:48:39,823
Just got to the point where
they were just, like...
751
00:48:39,863 --> 00:48:45,823
"Literally, boys, just chill now,
it's not funny any more."
752
00:48:45,863 --> 00:48:50,463
And then they kept going,
and going, and going...
753
00:48:50,503 --> 00:48:52,023
THEY CHUCKLE
754
00:48:52,063 --> 00:48:54,343
Oh, my God, the Sports Day is a
really touchy subject this evening.
755
00:48:54,383 --> 00:48:57,223
Do you know what,
I've never seen Tom angry.
756
00:48:57,263 --> 00:48:59,103
But he's starting to get
pissed off now, I think.
757
00:48:59,143 --> 00:49:04,143
Like, the boys, like, they all
joke around, and they do, like,
758
00:49:04,183 --> 00:49:11,943
just wind each other up all day, but
I think he's having enough of it.
759
00:49:11,983 --> 00:49:14,623
Operation has started. Yeah. I would
just say, don't poke too quickly.
760
00:49:14,663 --> 00:49:19,383
I haven't. I just caught Samie.
Oh, OK. Did you like my toast?
761
00:49:19,423 --> 00:49:24,783
That was... Yeah, that was nice.
That was funny.
762
00:49:24,823 --> 00:49:26,343
HE CHUCKLES
No, don't be mean!
763
00:49:26,383 --> 00:49:30,583
Eventually, after a while,
we're all gonna give him a big hug,
764
00:49:30,623 --> 00:49:34,703
and be like, "We're only playing."
Oh, right, oh, right.
765
00:49:34,743 --> 00:49:37,343
Yeah.
Yeah.
766
00:49:37,383 --> 00:49:40,783
Samie seems a bit pissed off
as well.
767
00:49:40,823 --> 00:49:41,823
Oh, stop.
768
00:49:41,863 --> 00:49:44,543
Tonight's entertainment sorted.
THEY CHUCKLE
769
00:49:44,583 --> 00:49:47,383
Sit back and watch it unfold.
Yeah.
770
00:49:47,423 --> 00:49:50,063
The thing is, he's gonna be
chatting to Samie about it now,
771
00:49:50,103 --> 00:49:53,103
and he's gonna be like,
"They just won't leave it alone."
772
00:49:53,143 --> 00:49:56,783
Samie said that to me over there.
I like, reeled her in,
773
00:49:56,823 --> 00:50:02,823
and she was like,
"You're just not funny." Oh.
774
00:50:02,863 --> 00:50:05,543
Is that what she said? All right,
maybe we just poke the couple.
775
00:50:05,583 --> 00:50:06,583
Yeah.
Poke the couple a bit.
776
00:50:06,623 --> 00:50:08,263
Poke the couple.
They bite so easily.
777
00:50:08,303 --> 00:50:09,343
They do bite a lot.
778
00:50:09,383 --> 00:50:11,783
IAIN: It's been a day of losses.
The Blues lost Sports Day,
779
00:50:11,823 --> 00:50:14,103
the villa lost Claudia,
Keanan, Maxwell and Olivia,
780
00:50:14,143 --> 00:50:15,903
and I lost touch with reality
halfway through
781
00:50:15,943 --> 00:50:17,103
that inflatable surfboard race.
782
00:50:17,143 --> 00:50:18,783
How are we?
I'm good, how are you?
783
00:50:18,823 --> 00:50:21,223
I'm good. I felt a little bit sad
this morning.
784
00:50:21,263 --> 00:50:23,583
Really?
I can't lie.
785
00:50:23,623 --> 00:50:26,503
I feel like it felt empty today.
Olivia was a big... Oh, my God.
786
00:50:26,543 --> 00:50:28,703
..big part. I feel like,
for me and you as well,
787
00:50:28,743 --> 00:50:30,583
that's our OG girl. Like...
I know.
788
00:50:30,623 --> 00:50:32,903
That was our sister. Mm.
Since day one.
789
00:50:32,943 --> 00:50:36,303
I know.
790
00:50:36,343 --> 00:50:38,303
But you know what,
we're gonna carry on for her.
791
00:50:38,343 --> 00:50:40,423
Mm-hm. Definitely.
And for ourselves as well.
792
00:50:40,463 --> 00:50:42,703
Like, I feel like me
being at the bottom yesterday...
793
00:50:42,743 --> 00:50:44,103
This is what I want
to talk to you about. Mm.
794
00:50:44,143 --> 00:50:46,663
Like, me being in the bottom
yesterday doesn't affect me. Yeah.
795
00:50:46,703 --> 00:50:51,343
You know, like, the only reason
I could think of, really,
796
00:50:51,383 --> 00:50:54,663
if there is one,
is because maybe people thought
797
00:50:54,703 --> 00:50:57,143
I was better suited for Martin.
Mm.
798
00:50:57,183 --> 00:50:59,023
I know what me and Shaq have.
Yep, definitely.
799
00:50:59,063 --> 00:51:01,543
Everyone in here knows what me
and Shaq have. Everyone sees it.
800
00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:03,623
And its real.
Like, it's not fake. Yeah.
801
00:51:03,663 --> 00:51:05,743
And in here, you can tell
when things are not organic
802
00:51:05,783 --> 00:51:07,503
or they're not real.
Mm-hm.
803
00:51:07,543 --> 00:51:09,183
And I'm not gonna change
the way I am
804
00:51:09,223 --> 00:51:11,183
because I was in the bottom four.
805
00:51:11,223 --> 00:51:13,183
Oh, my God, you should never...
Because of compatibility.
806
00:51:13,223 --> 00:51:16,063
Exactly. Like,
I know I'm compatible with Shaq.
807
00:51:16,103 --> 00:51:17,943
And I feel like everyone in here
can see it,
808
00:51:17,983 --> 00:51:21,143
and soon everyone outside
will see it as well.
809
00:51:21,183 --> 00:51:23,543
Yeah, 100%. And even if they didn't,
that's fine.
810
00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:25,583
But also, you have to think
that the only opinions that matter
811
00:51:25,623 --> 00:51:27,623
is yours and Shaq's.
812
00:51:27,663 --> 00:51:29,463
And we know you and Shaq
are glued to each other's hips.
813
00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:32,383
Literally.
Cheers to changing nothing.
814
00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:34,623
Cheers to changing fuck all.
Fuck all cos we don't give it!
815
00:51:34,663 --> 00:51:37,463
LANA GUFFAWS
816
00:51:43,343 --> 00:51:46,383
IAIN: Earlier, Love Island
brought you Tom Is A Bad Loser.
817
00:51:46,423 --> 00:51:52,103
Now we are proud to present
Farm Will - The Terrible Winner.
818
00:51:52,143 --> 00:51:53,583
TANYA:We had a great day.
SHAQ:Did you?
819
00:51:53,623 --> 00:51:56,543
JESSIE:We had a great day as well.
Losing makes you have a good day?
820
00:51:56,583 --> 00:51:58,223
Yeah. What's the TV called?
The VAR?
821
00:51:58,263 --> 00:52:00,743
VAR, yeah.
That's what we needed.
822
00:52:00,783 --> 00:52:03,703
# Look what I have... #
823
00:52:03,743 --> 00:52:06,143
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Give it to me.
824
00:52:06,183 --> 00:52:07,823
I will actually throw it
on the floor.
825
00:52:07,863 --> 00:52:09,463
Do you guy... Do you want to...?
826
00:52:09,503 --> 00:52:11,823
Can I just hold it
and see what it feels like?
827
00:52:11,863 --> 00:52:14,343
JESSIE:Rip all the red tags off it.
Ooohh! You lost again!
828
00:52:14,383 --> 00:52:16,823
We don't even want to touch it.
No, I didn't.
829
00:52:16,863 --> 00:52:19,823
That feels... That feels so good.
Just hold it high.
830
00:52:19,863 --> 00:52:21,503
For them all to see.
Tom, look at it.
831
00:52:21,543 --> 00:52:23,623
Something you'll never have.
832
00:52:23,663 --> 00:52:25,463
Very little, isn't it?
Speech!
833
00:52:25,503 --> 00:52:26,743
JESSIE:It's the tiniest trophy
ever!
834
00:52:26,783 --> 00:52:29,663
I just wanted to thank each and
every one of you for participating.
835
00:52:29,703 --> 00:52:32,543
Without losers,
there can't be winners.
836
00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:34,943
So thank you for taking part.
Oh, fuck off!
837
00:52:34,983 --> 00:52:38,023
Thank you for taking part.
I can't believe you said that.
838
00:52:38,063 --> 00:52:39,943
Go back to the beanbags.
Winners!
839
00:52:39,983 --> 00:52:42,343
Winners! Red team come over.
Go back, go back!
840
00:52:42,383 --> 00:52:43,423
I'm just thanking...
841
00:52:43,463 --> 00:52:45,223
Spread out around the garden,
please.
842
00:52:45,263 --> 00:52:47,863
I'm just thanking them for
their participation in this case.
843
00:52:47,903 --> 00:52:49,783
I was getting a fair bit of stick
tonight.
844
00:52:49,823 --> 00:52:51,743
When they're on you constantly,
and like that,
845
00:52:51,783 --> 00:52:54,143
I think they need to know
when enough's enough sometimes.
846
00:52:54,183 --> 00:52:56,023
Have you got are a few words
to say with the trophy?
847
00:52:56,063 --> 00:52:58,703
Tom wants to hear this.
LAUGHTER
848
00:52:58,743 --> 00:53:00,583
CASEY:Do you actually want
to hear it? No!
849
00:53:00,623 --> 00:53:04,063
If you don't mind, we just want
to say a little... a little bit.
850
00:53:04,103 --> 00:53:06,623
Can you go away?
Why are you all standing here?
851
00:53:06,663 --> 00:53:09,103
Tom can't touch it,
specifically out of everyone.
852
00:53:09,143 --> 00:53:11,983
He's the last person
that can touch it.
853
00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:14,783
The sorest loser of them all.
Tom is eyeing up the trophy.
854
00:53:14,823 --> 00:53:17,503
I can see it.
He wants what he can't have.
855
00:53:17,543 --> 00:53:20,063
I'll throw it straight over
that wall.
856
00:53:20,103 --> 00:53:22,023
ALL: Oooh!
857
00:53:22,063 --> 00:53:23,783
I'm so scared of his tears!
858
00:53:23,823 --> 00:53:26,623
Tom, any words, mate?
No, I'm good.
859
00:53:26,663 --> 00:53:29,023
Can I have the trophy?
Are you sure? No.
860
00:53:29,063 --> 00:53:31,823
She's gonna dash it,
she's gonna dash it. OK.
861
00:53:31,863 --> 00:53:36,583
It was funny because no-one else
was really, like, biting like that,
862
00:53:36,623 --> 00:53:41,103
but I could see that Tom
was getting more and more annoyed.
863
00:53:41,143 --> 00:53:42,183
Tom, smile, mate.
864
00:53:42,223 --> 00:53:44,263
There'll always be a next time.
Shaq, relax now, bro.
865
00:53:44,303 --> 00:53:46,903
I'm telling you, bro, relax now.
There will be a next time, mate.
866
00:53:46,943 --> 00:53:48,943
Don't worry.
Chin up, you go again,
867
00:53:48,983 --> 00:53:51,303
get back on the training pitch
and you go for the next time.
868
00:53:51,343 --> 00:53:53,023
Shaq, relax, bro.
869
00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:55,463
TANYA:They've never won anything,
they never won anything.
870
00:53:55,503 --> 00:53:57,543
SHAQ LAUGHS
I'm telling you, man, relax.
871
00:53:57,583 --> 00:53:58,703
It's very obvious.
SHAQ LAUGHS
872
00:53:58,743 --> 00:53:59,783
Go away.
It's all right, guys.
873
00:53:59,823 --> 00:54:01,583
Are you done now? Put the trophy
away, Will, thank you.
874
00:54:01,623 --> 00:54:02,823
It's just a game.
875
00:54:02,863 --> 00:54:04,663
Just winners and losers.
You know.
876
00:54:04,703 --> 00:54:06,383
Are you done now?
Yeah.
877
00:54:06,423 --> 00:54:08,823
Thanks.
What do we do now, then?
878
00:54:08,863 --> 00:54:11,743
How about you guys
sit the fuck down?!
879
00:54:11,783 --> 00:54:13,663
I say... I say we go over there.
880
00:54:13,703 --> 00:54:17,423
We let Samie give Tom a hug
to calm down, and... Shaq.
881
00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:19,463
Shaq, I'm telling you, bro.
You're telling me what?
882
00:54:19,503 --> 00:54:21,503
It's funny, bro, like...
That you lost a game?
883
00:54:21,543 --> 00:54:23,983
Shaq, why are you on me
all the time, bro?
884
00:54:24,023 --> 00:54:25,103
It's done, mate.
885
00:54:25,143 --> 00:54:27,063
You were funny the first time.
It's a joke, bro!
886
00:54:27,103 --> 00:54:29,663
You're just on me all the time.
Even in there, bro.
887
00:54:29,703 --> 00:54:31,063
Just fuck off, bro.
Just leave it, man.
888
00:54:31,103 --> 00:54:32,063
It's a joke!
I get it, mate.
889
00:54:32,103 --> 00:54:34,543
You're a grown man.
You lost a Sports Day challenge.
890
00:54:34,583 --> 00:54:36,183
Relax, bro! Actually, relax.
891
00:54:36,223 --> 00:54:37,703
Shaq, I'm not gonna tell you again,
bro.
892
00:54:37,743 --> 00:54:39,983
You're not gonna tell me nothing
because you lost!
893
00:54:40,023 --> 00:54:41,823
I won't tell you again.
No! It' doesn't need to...
894
00:54:41,863 --> 00:54:43,583
You lost a game.
Oh, my God...
895
00:54:43,623 --> 00:54:44,943
It's a joke!
I won't tell you again, Shaq.
896
00:54:44,983 --> 00:54:47,303
Will not tell you again, mate.
897
00:54:47,343 --> 00:54:50,063
He's being a big baby.
898
00:54:50,103 --> 00:54:51,783
MUSIC: 'Trouble'
899
00:55:03,223 --> 00:55:04,183
You're being petty.
900
00:55:04,223 --> 00:55:08,823
OK, I've had my fun now.
901
00:55:08,863 --> 00:55:10,463
Stop being petty.
All right.
902
00:55:10,503 --> 00:55:13,183
OK? Mm.
There's no need to be petty.
903
00:55:13,223 --> 00:55:15,503
Anyhoo...
No. Not anyhoo.
904
00:55:15,543 --> 00:55:17,943
What do you mean "not anyhoo"?
You're being naughty.
905
00:55:17,983 --> 00:55:19,983
I'm not being bad.
Babe, that was bad.
906
00:55:20,023 --> 00:55:22,903
I know. Honestly, I'm fine.
Honestly, I'm fine.
907
00:55:22,943 --> 00:55:25,303
I just don't like people
trying to disrespect me.
908
00:55:25,343 --> 00:55:27,423
You just told him that
he's a grown man.
909
00:55:27,463 --> 00:55:28,663
If he told you that,
how would you feel?
910
00:55:28,703 --> 00:55:31,023
But the thing is...
You wouldn't like it.
911
00:55:31,063 --> 00:55:33,463
You're gonna need to
straighten it out now.
912
00:55:33,503 --> 00:55:35,463
No, I'm not. That's what's annoying
about this thing.
913
00:55:35,503 --> 00:55:36,703
You are cos then it's awkward now!
914
00:55:36,743 --> 00:55:39,063
Enough is enough.
D'you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
915
00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:41,223
No, but I just...
Mates don't do that.
916
00:55:41,263 --> 00:55:42,943
You obviously do it for
a little bit...Yeah.
917
00:55:42,983 --> 00:55:45,863
..but then you don't go on and on.
Friends don't do that. Yeah.
918
00:55:45,903 --> 00:55:47,143
# Trouble
919
00:55:47,183 --> 00:55:48,463
# Come here
920
00:55:48,503 --> 00:55:53,743
# Oh, here comes trouble! #
921
00:55:53,783 --> 00:55:56,663
IAIN: Tomorrow night...
922
00:55:56,703 --> 00:55:59,103
"The top three
most game-playing couples."
923
00:55:59,143 --> 00:56:00,383
GASPING
Fucking hell.
924
00:56:00,423 --> 00:56:02,343
..a ranking challenge...
925
00:56:02,383 --> 00:56:04,543
It would have to be you guys.
926
00:56:04,583 --> 00:56:05,903
No, I'm not going up there.
927
00:56:05,943 --> 00:56:08,063
..rocks the villa.
928
00:56:08,103 --> 00:56:09,703
One, he just made Lana
his girlfriend
929
00:56:09,743 --> 00:56:12,223
because everyone likes Lana.
That's outrageous.
930
00:56:12,263 --> 00:56:13,743
That isn't outrageous, bro.
931
00:56:13,783 --> 00:56:15,703
Yeah, I've got fuck all comment
on that.
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