1 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:03,920 IAIN STIRLING: This week's been a beach. 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,840 There's been a broken heart... 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:08,080 There is more of a connection there with Rosie. 4 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:09,360 ..four dumpings... 5 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:11,240 Olivia and Maxwell. 6 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:12,800 Keanan and Claudia. 7 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,880 ..and one crushed ego. 8 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:16,680 You lost a sports day challenge. I won't tell you again. 9 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,080 It's a joke. I won't tell you again, Shaq. 10 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:19,280 But tonight, it's time to go wild. 11 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,120 MUSIC: 'Push The Feeling On' by Sound Of Legend 12 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:32,040 We are like the secret beach club you didn't know existed. 13 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,240 Argh! 14 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:38,120 But once you go, you'll have the best night of your life. 15 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,880 Oh, my God, that's actually sick. 16 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,160 We might not have the coolest MC... 17 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,880 # We're born with the rhythm Born with the rhyme... # 18 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,200 Yeah! 19 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:52,560 ..but you'll dance till dawn and laugh like the Tickle Monster. 20 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,160 LAUGHTER 21 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,480 So, get ready for shocks... 22 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,040 SCREAMS, GASPS 23 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,920 ..spills, splashes, 24 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,080 and plenty of surprises. 25 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:04,520 No! 26 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:06,880 Ow! Something's bit me right in the crack. 27 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,600 LAUGHTER 28 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:11,000 The Unseen club's doors are always open. 29 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,200 Oh, my days. 30 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:17,560 So, grab a drink, as one thing's for sure - 31 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:20,360 it's gonna be a right laugh. 32 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,640 LAUGHTER 33 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:26,000 This is Love Island: Unseen Bits. 34 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,600 Argh! 35 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:42,160 I can't deal. 36 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:48,760 MUSIC: 'Keep This Love' by King Topher 37 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,960 IAIN: Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits, 38 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:55,000 a lovingly curated collection of candid clips 39 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,320 from the last seven days designed to tickle your funny bone 40 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,480 and get you in a spin. 41 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,640 Oh, my days. 42 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:04,520 What have I signed up to? 43 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,160 You haven't. Roar! 44 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,880 THEY GROWL 45 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,560 No! 46 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:13,280 We're out to prove there are no flies on our Islanders. 47 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,120 Well, almost. 48 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,200 There's a bug on you. 49 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,320 SQUEALS Where? 50 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,120 Where? On your jacket, on the collar. 51 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,800 Has it gone? Has it gone? 52 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,240 So, make yourself a nice cup of tea 53 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,680 and we'll supply the smart cookies... 54 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,440 Have you seen that news thing, and it's like a... 55 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,360 it's a meme, or me-me, whatever you call them... 56 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,480 LAUGHTER 57 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,720 It's a meme. Excuse me? 58 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,880 Yeah, I know. LAUGHTER 59 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:38,360 It's a meme, it's not me-me. 60 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:42,080 LAUGHTER 61 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,560 ..and the air biscuits... 62 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,880 FARTS 63 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,080 Was that you? No. 64 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,080 What are you doing? That was you! 65 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,280 What? 66 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,480 ..as we prepare for a right royal carry on... 67 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,000 Where to, Your Highness? I would like to go that way, thank you. 68 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,960 Oh, this way? Sorry. Actually, that way. 69 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,120 Actually, that's fine. OK. 70 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:03,320 ..that's guaranteed to lift your spirits. 71 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:04,760 Oh! 72 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:08,080 By cramming all of this week's unseen bits 73 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,720 into a tight, shiny little package... 74 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:12,760 BOTH: One, two, three, shoot! 75 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,880 Ah! BOTH: One, two, three, shoot! 76 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:15,920 Get in! 77 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,840 LAUGHS 78 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,000 Argh! 79 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,840 You may win this battle, but not the war! 80 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:28,920 ..that we like to call Love Island: Unseen Bits. 81 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:32,520 # Keep this love. # 82 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,320 IAIN: Locked away in a luxury villa for eight weeks, 83 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,200 our Islanders have lots of time to ponder 84 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,280 all of life's big questions. 85 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,760 But as this unseen clip shows, 86 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,440 even in the face of Armageddon, 87 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,280 Ron is thinking about just one thing. 88 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:52,040 If the world was gonna end in 24 hours, what would you do? 89 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,760 Take you straight to the bedroom. 90 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,600 LAUGHTER 91 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,200 For 23... No, for three minutes. 92 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,640 Mate, I think I'd cause some havoc, you know. Would you? 93 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,360 Yeah. I'd go to Manchester Airport, 94 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:06,480 I'd run on the track, I'd try and steal one of the planes, 95 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,160 I'd get the plane, fly it to Bedford. 96 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,320 You don't even know how to fly a plane. 97 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:12,160 Trust me, I've played a lot of games, 98 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:15,400 I think you just pull the steering wheel thing back, don't you? 99 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,720 What would you guys do? Planes fly themselves, anyways. 100 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,600 What would you do? Host, like, a world ending party. 101 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,440 Yeah, a world ending party, everyone together, 102 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:26,440 and we'll just see it out for 24 hours. Yeah, that sounds good. 103 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,680 24-hour party. 104 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,120 24-hour party people. Yeah, I'd probably back that. 105 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:33,040 Get absolutely steaming. Cos then you're with everyone that you love. 106 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:38,120 All right, how would you defend yourself in a zombie apocalypse? 107 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,640 So, basically, right, what I've learned from watching TV 108 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,760 is that they will only come and attack you 109 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,160 because you don't smell like them, so what you have to do... 110 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,280 Cover yourself in the blood. Cover yourself in the blood. 111 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,360 But you can't do that all the time. 112 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,560 I honestly think I'd just go and hide somewhere. 113 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,840 Would you not defend me? No, I'd be hid. 114 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:56,240 You'd be hid with me. 115 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,360 Do you think shit like that could actually happen? 116 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,080 Because if you think about it... Nah. 117 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,480 Yeah. ..nobody would ever have thought COVID would happen. 118 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,240 Did you not hear that one time, they'd actually created a zombie? 119 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,280 Did they? I'm sure. 120 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,440 Where have you heard that? I wouldn't be surprised. 121 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:13,120 IAIN: Yes, Lana, we've created zombies just for you! 122 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:18,480 CREEPY MUSIC 123 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:21,560 They walk the corridors at night. 124 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,840 They watch you while you sleep. 125 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,760 Well, so do we. 126 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,560 Be afraid! 127 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:31,960 Be very afraid! 128 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,800 But don't worry, because zombies eat brains, 129 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:46,960 so I think you guys will be perfectly safe. 130 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:48,800 Right at the start of the week, 131 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:50,920 there were big changes in the villa... Casey. 132 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,680 ..when a re-coupling saw new couples created. 133 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,320 Shaq. 134 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,280 And Martin was sent packing. 135 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:59,040 Let's get it, big boy. 136 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,200 # It's not over yet... # 137 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,720 Leaving Claudia in tears. 138 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,160 Over Casey, that is, not Martin. 139 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,680 ALL: Oh! 140 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:08,360 At first, Casey was like the cat that got the cream... 141 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,320 pie right in the face, over and over again. 142 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,720 You can't have your cake and eat it, and I will be no-one's option. 143 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,680 Souring relations and making him very jumpy. 144 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,680 SQUEALING 145 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:19,880 Argh! 146 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,480 God. What was that? 147 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,160 IAIN: But it wasn't just Casey getting the jitters. 148 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:26,400 TANYA SQUEALS 149 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:30,600 There was also our new arrival, jitterbug. Betty... 150 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,520 Oh, my God, it's there on the pillow. 151 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,160 Say hello, Betty. 152 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,720 HIGH-PITCHED: "Hi, I'm a new bombshell 153 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,040 "and my name's Betty Bug. 154 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,480 "I've got my eye on one Islander, 155 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:44,080 "who I've been trying to couple up with." 156 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:47,760 "He's definitely my type on flypaper. 157 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,000 "Ha. Oh... I am so funny." 158 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,840 He's got a bug on him. 159 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,520 "My turn, my turn!" 160 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,240 There's a beetle on him. 161 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,800 "Don't let Samie choose, I want to re-couple with Tom." 162 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:02,760 Tom, you have a beetle on your back. 163 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:06,600 "Hang on, 'swat's' going on? No!" 164 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,400 SHE GASPS Oh, you're joking. 165 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:11,000 "To pull off my fiendish sting, 166 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,040 "I just need to get rid of the competition." 167 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,000 I think a beetle just bit my arse. 168 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:19,080 "Meaning it's time to launch Operation Sideline Samie." 169 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,920 This thing needs to... 170 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:24,240 There's a cricket in there and it won't shut up. 171 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,960 It's really pissing me off. 172 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:33,280 "Get out of the bed, Samie, I'm the bedbug in this villa." 173 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,640 "Ah, there he is, on the terrace with Will. 174 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:38,800 "And where there's a will, there's a way. 175 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,920 "He-he..." 176 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,240 TOM GASPS 177 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:43,440 What? Oh, my God, what is that? 178 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:45,840 What, you're scared of that little bug? 179 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:50,080 "Come here, pucker up, baby, give us a kiss." 180 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,760 Oh, look. Oh, my God. 181 00:07:51,760 --> 00:08:11,520 "No, help me, I love you, Tom. I love you!" 182 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,200 IAIN: Bugs aren't the only thing 183 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,920 that have been flying over the villa. 184 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,600 A few weeks ago, this happened. 185 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,120 Was it a bird? Was it a plane? 186 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,360 Actually, yes, it was a plane, 187 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,040 and guess who was in the cockpit? Me! 188 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,880 Could just go shops or something. 189 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,560 IAIN: No shop runs for me, Ron, I've just started my own airline - 190 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,480 IainsyJet. 191 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,840 They must have a few quid, to spend it on fuel. 192 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,520 IAIN: Fuel shmuel. 193 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,000 As long as the little red fuel light doesn't come on, I'll... 194 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,120 Oh, dear. 195 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,120 Do you reckon he's not scared? 196 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,680 IAIN: As it happens, I was terrified, 197 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:46,440 but social media didn't share my anxiety. 198 00:08:46,440 --> 00:09:05,880 IAIN READS OUT TWEETS 199 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,560 Well, I do work really hard. 200 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:10,960 In fact, I'm... exhausted. 201 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,600 And this week, I was back in the skies. 202 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,760 He's back. 203 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:19,960 Hello, Islanders! 204 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,040 Ah! 205 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,600 He goes through some fuel, doesn't he? 206 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,760 You're not wrong, 207 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,400 I've blown the entire transport budget on this flight. 208 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,800 Good luck getting home. Actually, I need to fill her up. 209 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,480 How do you fill up a plane? 210 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:33,600 Like, where do you go? Petrol station. 211 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:34,680 No, you don't. You do. 212 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,360 An aeroplane petrol station. What? 213 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,880 There'll be one up there. 214 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,200 They literally fly there, come down, fill up. 215 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,040 No, there's not aeroplane petrol stations. 216 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,960 Every single airport... There is not an aeroplane petrol station. 217 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,640 Yeah, there is. Are you joking? 218 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,400 No. They have a meter and everything. 219 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,600 What? Yeah. 220 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,080 No, they don't. How much does it cost? 221 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,640 They have a shop with a Costa in it. Same price. 222 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,480 Same price to fill up a car, to fill up a plane? Yeah. 223 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,080 Bollocks. Yeah, just a lot more of it. 224 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,760 It's a bigger engine, bigger tank. 225 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:04,280 There's aeroplane petrol stations and they land in the petrol station, 226 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:06,080 fill up and then go again? Obviously. 227 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,240 No, they don't. How else do you think they do it? 228 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,480 Are you joking me? 229 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,120 How else do you think they do it? No, they don't. 230 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,640 How do you think they do? 231 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,560 I dunno. Have you actually never know that? 232 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,640 No. No aeroplane petrol station. 233 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,600 He will be stopping off at a petrol station. 234 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:22,800 He will be coming to Tesco's on Clubcard points. 235 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,240 SAMIE LAUGHS 236 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,200 No, how do they actually fill up? 237 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:29,440 IAIN: At the aeroplane petrol station, he told you. 238 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,600 Aeroplane petrol stations... 239 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,720 IAIN: They fuel flying pigs, too. 240 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,440 Oh, no, I'm losing control of this damn plane. 241 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:47,720 I think I'm gonna vomit. 242 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:50,960 Last week, Ron and Lana became the first official couple in the villa. 243 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,400 Oh, so romantic. 244 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,120 I want you to be my girlfriend. Are you asking me right now? 245 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,200 I'm asking you, will you be my girlfriend? 246 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,600 Yeah. 247 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,640 # You make my dreams come true... # 248 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,600 Guys, I've got a missus! 249 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,120 CHEERING 250 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,320 # Well, you... # 251 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,440 IAIN: Well, here's an unseen bit 252 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:13,800 of the Islanders celebrating for the happy couple. 253 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:17,800 We've got our first Love Island couple, guys! 254 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:22,080 CHEERING 255 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,720 How does it feel to be boyfriend and girlfriend, guys? 256 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,240 It feels amazing, I'm not gonna lie. 257 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:30,640 Lana's my first ever girlfriend, and I could not be happier, 258 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,480 and I am so glad that it's actually here 259 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:37,880 and that all of you guys have been part of our story. 260 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,480 Love all of you guys for just making it special. 261 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,200 Love you all. 262 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,840 CHEERING 263 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,320 Whoo! 264 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,760 Now you can start going, 265 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,880 "If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it." 266 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,720 LAUGHTER 267 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,560 One step at a time, please. 268 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,680 You'll scare him off already. Yeah. 269 00:11:55,680 --> 00:12:00,200 # You make my dreams come true. # 270 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,560 IAIN: Oh, it's all as sickly sweet as a chick flick. 271 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,640 Surely this isn't what it's really like 272 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,600 to be in a fully committed relationship. 273 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:11,040 Of course not, as this unseen bit shows. 274 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,840 Are you OK? Yeah. 275 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,760 Want a bite? 276 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,840 That was a big bite, that was pretty much the whole thing. 277 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,120 IAIN: Oh, dear, someone should have told Ron 278 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,800 that relationships are all about sharing things equally, 279 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,360 especially cake. 280 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,560 That was quite nice, that bite. Yeah, I know, I want more now. 281 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,360 I can't believe you had the whole thing. 282 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:33,280 You said a bite. Yeah, you took a bite of about four people. 283 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,320 But that was a bite. It was a four person bite. 284 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,400 That was a bloke's bite. 285 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,760 Yeah, but that was like an inconsiderate bite. 286 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:43,120 That's my biggest pet hate, when you go, 287 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,600 "Oh, do you want some food?" And they go, "No." 288 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,040 And then they just eat it all. LANA LAUGHS 289 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:51,240 If you get chips as a side and the other person doesn't want chips, 290 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,880 and then they go for your chips, I'm like, "What are you doing?" 291 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,680 Get away. "You never ordered chips." 292 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,600 Or if they go, "Do you want chips?" 293 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,280 And they go, "No, I'll have some of yours." No, you won't. No. 294 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,680 You will order a side of chips for yourself. 295 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,440 The only one you can do that with is Chinese 296 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,160 because you have to share those dishes. No, you don't. You do. 297 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,680 You can share between two. Yeah. 298 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,440 Yeah, but not everyone. No. 299 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,400 Dipping in and out, it's a joke. 300 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,120 Like, I'd have a chow mein to myself. 301 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,920 Yeah, I have a chow mein to myself. 302 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,240 I'm not a big fan. I love a chicken chow mein. 303 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,640 Is that your order? Well, it's part of it. 304 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:23,320 Yeah, go on, what else? 305 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,200 Sweet and sour chicken, chicken balls. 306 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,000 Chicken balls are so yum. Chicken balls are the best. 307 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,240 SHE LAUGHS 308 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:32,400 I would order bare of them and just eat them. 309 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,400 You have to have prawn crackers. 310 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,080 At least our Chinese orders will be good. 311 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,960 Be expensive, but at least it'll be good. Yeah. 312 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:46,480 IAIN: Just make sure Lana gets first dibs on your chicken balls, Ron. 313 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,960 Before the break, here is one last unseen clip, 314 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,600 and Claudia has something to say. 315 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,880 Oh, my God, I've got a riddle for you all. 316 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,160 Go on. What's greater than God, 317 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,200 more evil than the devil, 318 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:02,280 the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die? 319 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:06,720 But can you... 320 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,960 Go and have a piddle while you work out the riddle. 321 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,480 Go and have a piddle while you work out the riddle. 322 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,160 Go and have a piddle while you work out the riddle. 323 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,360 Come back after the break and find out. 324 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:27,814 And don't forget to wash your hands. 325 00:14:27,814 --> 00:14:28,854 # Touch me here 326 00:14:28,854 --> 00:14:33,494 # Baby, won't you kiss me there? # 327 00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:34,814 Ahhhhh! 328 00:14:34,814 --> 00:14:36,694 IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits, 329 00:14:36,694 --> 00:14:39,214 the show that brings you all the cheeky bedroom antics 330 00:14:39,214 --> 00:14:40,294 from the villa. 331 00:14:40,294 --> 00:14:45,734 Boys! Hee-hee-hee. 332 00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:49,614 Of course, we always seek to maintain balance, 333 00:14:49,614 --> 00:14:51,734 to keep you on your toes... 334 00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:55,494 Will! How does it taste? Delicious! 335 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:56,934 He does it all the time. 336 00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:59,374 Whoo! Careful of your eyes. 337 00:14:59,374 --> 00:15:00,974 ..and shower you with awesome unseen action, 338 00:15:00,974 --> 00:15:02,414 no ifs, no buts. 339 00:15:02,414 --> 00:15:05,134 Ow, something bit me. 340 00:15:05,134 --> 00:15:06,934 Actually, there are a few butts. 341 00:15:06,934 --> 00:15:09,134 Quite a few butts, actually. 342 00:15:09,134 --> 00:15:11,094 Here. Like, right in the crease. 343 00:15:11,094 --> 00:15:13,694 Are you all right there? An ant just bit me on my arse. 344 00:15:13,694 --> 00:15:14,974 It stung me. 345 00:15:14,974 --> 00:15:17,614 So let's all relax and enjoy the crack. 346 00:15:17,614 --> 00:15:18,654 Yeah, right in the crack. 347 00:15:18,654 --> 00:15:22,654 No, not that one! 348 00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:25,614 Before the break, Claudia left us pondering on something. 349 00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:27,214 What's greater than God, 350 00:15:27,214 --> 00:15:28,734 more evil than the Devil, 351 00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:30,894 the poor have it, the rich need it, 352 00:15:30,894 --> 00:15:32,894 and if you eat it, you'll die. 353 00:15:32,894 --> 00:15:36,094 But did you solve the riddle?! 354 00:15:36,094 --> 00:15:38,814 Let's find out. 355 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,014 Nothing. 356 00:15:40,014 --> 00:15:41,494 Yeah, well done. 357 00:15:41,494 --> 00:15:42,934 Ah! Yay! 358 00:15:42,934 --> 00:15:44,934 If you eat nothing, you'll die. 359 00:15:44,934 --> 00:15:47,214 Nothing is greater than God. 360 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,974 Rich people need nothing. 361 00:15:48,974 --> 00:15:50,454 I'm not just a pretty face. 362 00:15:50,454 --> 00:15:51,854 I've got another one for you. 363 00:15:51,854 --> 00:15:55,214 What's full of holes and still holds water? 364 00:15:55,214 --> 00:15:56,574 A sponge. 365 00:15:56,574 --> 00:15:58,574 Oh, for fuck's sake, Samie! 366 00:15:58,574 --> 00:16:00,654 I'm great at these. Sorry, I didn't tell anyone. 367 00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:01,974 "Sponge." 368 00:16:01,974 --> 00:16:14,014 Aww, give us a chance, Samie. Don't be a fun sponge. 369 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:16,694 Here's another unseen clip 370 00:16:16,694 --> 00:16:18,814 of our Islanders' precious time in the villa. 371 00:16:18,814 --> 00:16:20,894 They need to savour these moments. 372 00:16:20,894 --> 00:16:24,454 After all, they won't be EAR forever. 373 00:16:24,454 --> 00:16:27,574 Feel my ears quickly. Right. Feel the top of that. 374 00:16:27,574 --> 00:16:29,054 And then feel this one. What do you mean? 375 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,894 What am I feeling? 376 00:16:30,894 --> 00:16:32,934 Do them at the same time. Does this one seem thicker? 377 00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:34,414 I think it's swollen. 378 00:16:34,414 --> 00:16:36,014 What one? 379 00:16:36,014 --> 00:16:37,494 This one. 380 00:16:37,494 --> 00:16:40,254 No. I'm... It feels the same. 381 00:16:40,254 --> 00:16:43,014 But the last two days, this one's been really swollen. 382 00:16:43,014 --> 00:16:44,254 Right at the top. 383 00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,214 Left for love, right for spite. 384 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,534 Sorry, what? 385 00:16:47,534 --> 00:16:48,894 So, this one, left... 386 00:16:48,894 --> 00:16:50,774 Is this your left side? Yeah. 387 00:16:50,774 --> 00:16:52,694 Left for love, right for spite. 388 00:16:52,694 --> 00:16:54,694 That means people have been talking about you. 389 00:16:54,694 --> 00:16:56,414 Well, they have! 390 00:16:56,414 --> 00:16:58,254 Oh, it's been burning! 391 00:16:58,254 --> 00:17:01,574 Honestly, the last two days, it's been so swollen! 392 00:17:01,574 --> 00:17:04,374 It's true! 393 00:17:04,374 --> 00:17:06,974 It's true. Oh, I need some more of this one. 394 00:17:06,974 --> 00:17:09,734 It's cos people have been chatting about you. 395 00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:11,494 Yeurgh! 396 00:17:11,494 --> 00:17:13,414 I've never heard that ever, in my life. 397 00:17:13,414 --> 00:17:15,814 Really? You've never had it, or you've never heard it? 398 00:17:15,814 --> 00:17:17,294 Never heard of it. 399 00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:18,654 It's true. 400 00:17:18,654 --> 00:17:21,854 I'm not sure it is, scientifically. 401 00:17:21,854 --> 00:17:23,934 It's true, Ron. If your ears are burning, 402 00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:25,854 it means someone's talking about you. 403 00:17:25,854 --> 00:17:33,014 Or worse, that your hair's on fire. 404 00:17:33,014 --> 00:17:35,374 There's some strong couples in the villa. 405 00:17:35,374 --> 00:17:37,734 Shaq and Tanya have said the L Word. 406 00:17:37,734 --> 00:17:40,174 Ron and Lana are now officially boyfriend and girlfriend. 407 00:17:40,174 --> 00:17:42,854 And it got Samie thinking. 408 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,854 Semi-professional footballer Tom and her 409 00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:46,774 have been stepping out for a while now. 410 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:49,294 She's been tiptoeing around the issue, 411 00:17:49,294 --> 00:17:53,654 but Samie has finally plucked up the courage to ask Tom the big question. 412 00:17:53,654 --> 00:17:55,574 Tom, do you wanna learn how to tap dance? 413 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,014 Fuck's sake. 414 00:17:57,014 --> 00:17:58,174 Get up. 415 00:17:58,174 --> 00:18:03,934 This is gonna be the worst thing I've ever witnessed in my life. 416 00:18:03,934 --> 00:18:06,254 I'll teach you to time a step. Right. 417 00:18:06,254 --> 00:18:12,494 OK, so this is how it will look altogether. Right. 418 00:18:12,494 --> 00:18:14,134 That's the end. 419 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,934 Ta-da! Jazz hands. 420 00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:19,334 You look well fit! 421 00:18:19,334 --> 00:18:22,494 Right, you'll have to go slow, then. OK, fine. 422 00:18:22,494 --> 00:18:23,934 So, shuffle. 423 00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:25,574 What do you mean, shuffle? 424 00:18:25,574 --> 00:18:26,934 THEY LAUGH 425 00:18:26,934 --> 00:18:28,294 So basically, the shuffle 426 00:18:28,294 --> 00:18:30,374 is just the ball of your foot going like this. 427 00:18:30,374 --> 00:18:31,814 No, back and forward. 428 00:18:31,814 --> 00:18:34,134 Yeah, that's a shuffle, yeah. 429 00:18:34,134 --> 00:18:36,934 Shuffle, and then hop. 430 00:18:36,934 --> 00:18:39,054 Yep. And then do that. 431 00:18:39,054 --> 00:18:40,694 HE SCOFFS What?! 432 00:18:40,694 --> 00:18:42,414 "Do that." 433 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:45,494 I am probably the stiffest man in Yorkshire when it comes to dancing. 434 00:18:45,494 --> 00:18:48,094 I'm more of a two-step kind of guy. 435 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:51,174 So, shuffle, hop, and then do that, 436 00:18:51,174 --> 00:18:52,534 and then go onto that foot. 437 00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:53,774 Yeah. OK. 438 00:18:53,774 --> 00:18:54,934 HE CACKLES 439 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,094 No, we're not finished yet! 440 00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:00,894 Actual tap dancers will be screaming at the screen 441 00:19:00,894 --> 00:19:02,494 watching me teach him. 442 00:19:02,494 --> 00:19:05,854 I did not expect him to get it at all. 443 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,254 So, shuffle, hop, dun-dun. 444 00:19:08,254 --> 00:19:10,334 Now that side. 445 00:19:10,334 --> 00:19:12,854 Now you swap feet. This foot always stays at the front. 446 00:19:12,854 --> 00:19:14,614 Right. 447 00:19:14,614 --> 00:19:15,654 Shuffle, hop. 448 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:16,934 Again, we're that side. 449 00:19:16,934 --> 00:19:18,454 Shuffle. No, no, no. 450 00:19:18,454 --> 00:19:20,774 And then... No! 451 00:19:20,774 --> 00:19:22,054 We're gonna be here all day. 452 00:19:22,054 --> 00:19:24,534 The lesson was a lot longer than what I expected 453 00:19:24,534 --> 00:19:25,854 because he wanted to nail it. 454 00:19:25,854 --> 00:19:27,014 No. 455 00:19:27,014 --> 00:19:29,174 Yeah, yeah. And then shuffle. 456 00:19:29,174 --> 00:19:32,534 No. Oh, OK. That was so close. 457 00:19:32,534 --> 00:19:33,854 Ugh! 458 00:19:33,854 --> 00:19:35,614 Forward. And then back. 459 00:19:35,614 --> 00:19:37,494 Ugh! Fuck! 460 00:19:37,494 --> 00:19:39,094 He's so stressed! 461 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,334 One step shuffle, one step hop. Shuffle back. 462 00:19:41,334 --> 00:19:43,214 And then... And then like that? Yes! 463 00:19:43,214 --> 00:19:44,774 That's it, that's it! 464 00:19:44,774 --> 00:19:47,934 'When I'm in bed, I'll be practising that routine in my head.' 465 00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:49,334 And then that. That's it. 466 00:19:49,334 --> 00:19:51,534 Oh, my God. That's actually sick. 467 00:19:51,534 --> 00:19:53,814 Oh, my God, he could be the new Billy Elliott. 468 00:19:53,814 --> 00:19:55,134 Imagine that! 469 00:19:55,134 --> 00:19:56,454 IAIN: Forget Billy Elliott. 470 00:19:56,454 --> 00:19:58,694 I think you two could become the next Fred and Ginger. 471 00:19:58,694 --> 00:19:59,734 You count us in. 472 00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:02,014 Three, two, one. 473 00:20:02,014 --> 00:20:04,294 PUTTING ON THE RITZ INSTRUMENTAL PLAYS 474 00:20:04,294 --> 00:20:06,454 And then shuffle. 475 00:20:06,454 --> 00:20:13,294 Hop. Shuffle, hop. 476 00:20:13,294 --> 00:20:14,534 And then shuffle. 477 00:20:14,534 --> 00:20:24,974 Hop. And then again. 478 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,374 Dun-dun. 479 00:20:26,374 --> 00:20:28,934 THEY SQUEAL 480 00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:32,014 He's done it! 481 00:20:32,014 --> 00:20:34,374 When I get home, football's going out the window, 482 00:20:34,374 --> 00:20:36,694 and I'm becoming a professional tap dancer. 483 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:39,974 IAIN: Having two left feet could be seen as an advantage in football. 484 00:20:39,974 --> 00:20:48,214 Dancing? Not so much. 485 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,414 This year, the villa has been swamped 486 00:20:50,414 --> 00:20:52,574 with another exotic creature. 487 00:20:52,574 --> 00:20:54,214 Crocs. 488 00:20:54,214 --> 00:20:56,054 Sounds a bit dangerous, if you ask me. 489 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,294 What? 490 00:20:57,294 --> 00:20:59,294 Oh, those type of Crocs. 491 00:20:59,294 --> 00:21:02,054 Which explains why Kai doesn't seem scared of them. 492 00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:03,734 No! 493 00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:05,694 SHE SQUEALS 494 00:21:05,694 --> 00:21:07,294 Gahhh! 495 00:21:07,294 --> 00:21:08,614 Kai, don't! 496 00:21:08,614 --> 00:21:10,814 Oh, that's so mean! 497 00:21:10,814 --> 00:21:13,254 Kai, why would you do that to me? It's funny. 498 00:21:13,254 --> 00:21:14,934 You have to get it quick, Kai! 499 00:21:14,934 --> 00:21:16,414 Kai, come on. 500 00:21:16,414 --> 00:21:18,094 Lay down, bro. 501 00:21:18,094 --> 00:21:21,174 Just lay down and reach. You can reach it. 502 00:21:21,174 --> 00:21:23,854 Max. Please get mine. 503 00:21:23,854 --> 00:21:25,694 Max, just leave it. 504 00:21:25,694 --> 00:21:27,734 No, Max, don't leave it. 505 00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:34,094 Thank you. 506 00:21:34,094 --> 00:21:35,654 Go! 507 00:21:35,654 --> 00:21:38,334 IAIN: Kai might think swimming is a crock of you know what, 508 00:21:38,334 --> 00:21:40,454 but that can't be said for the other boys 509 00:21:40,454 --> 00:21:44,174 who we have seen participate in the 2023 Vil-lympics. 510 00:21:44,174 --> 00:21:47,374 Last week was the 10m splash dash, 511 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:52,294 which saw Tom crowned the champion. 512 00:21:52,294 --> 00:21:56,774 This way, it was time for another aquatic discipline. 513 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,734 The duck and dive. 514 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,814 In this event, we have two competitors. 515 00:22:01,814 --> 00:22:06,214 Semipro footballer Tom, who is no stranger to diving. 516 00:22:06,214 --> 00:22:08,334 And recruitment consultant Casey, 517 00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:11,814 who received his bronze life-saving medal back in junior school 518 00:22:11,814 --> 00:22:14,214 for retrieving a brick from the bottom of the pool 519 00:22:14,214 --> 00:22:15,974 in his pyjamas. 520 00:22:15,974 --> 00:22:21,374 And overseeing proceedings are judges Shaq and Claudia. 521 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:26,934 Technique has to be on point. Has to be on point. 522 00:22:26,934 --> 00:22:29,214 If I get splashed, that's bad. Yeah. 523 00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:31,254 You're gonna get marked down for it. Straight away. 524 00:22:31,254 --> 00:22:35,614 It's a diving competition, not a bomb competition, so it's got to be. 525 00:22:35,614 --> 00:22:38,694 Ooh! 526 00:22:38,694 --> 00:22:42,614 Nice technique, but definitely too much of a splash back on that entry. 527 00:22:42,614 --> 00:22:46,214 I'll give that a 7.5. I were gonna say eight. 528 00:22:46,214 --> 00:22:50,294 So the averages are up, and he has a respectable 7.75. 529 00:22:50,294 --> 00:22:52,774 But can Casey channel his inner Tom Daley 530 00:22:52,774 --> 00:22:54,734 to become top of the leaderboard? 531 00:22:54,734 --> 00:23:02,014 And it looks like we are witnessing his signature duck flap technique. 532 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:04,654 He comes out like this, and then just goes like that. 533 00:23:04,654 --> 00:23:06,694 Goes like this, and then plonks. 534 00:23:06,694 --> 00:23:11,054 It may be a plonk, but Casey's no plonker. 535 00:23:11,054 --> 00:23:13,294 That was pretty good, you know. I would give that an 8. 536 00:23:13,294 --> 00:23:15,614 Yeah, I'd say similar to Tom. 537 00:23:15,614 --> 00:23:17,214 With both judges giving him an 8, 538 00:23:17,214 --> 00:23:19,854 that averages Casey's score out to... 539 00:23:19,854 --> 00:23:22,974 Er, give me a minute. Oh, yeah, 8. 540 00:23:22,974 --> 00:23:26,094 I think with Casey, his legs were a little bit out. 541 00:23:26,094 --> 00:23:27,894 But the splash wasn't as much as Tom's, 542 00:23:27,894 --> 00:23:29,494 so they were on par with each other. 543 00:23:29,494 --> 00:23:31,974 I wanna join this diving contest. Yeah, go on. 544 00:23:31,974 --> 00:23:34,694 And stepping up as a late entry is Will, 545 00:23:34,694 --> 00:23:38,454 and he's ready to take the plunge. 546 00:23:38,454 --> 00:23:40,774 There's a lot of hope for Farmer Will, 547 00:23:40,774 --> 00:23:44,974 but is he more sheep dip than backflip? 548 00:23:44,974 --> 00:23:49,294 THEY ALL LAUGH 549 00:23:49,294 --> 00:23:52,854 Will, you could tell, had never, ever dived before in his life. 550 00:23:52,854 --> 00:23:54,494 That's a fall, bro. 551 00:23:54,494 --> 00:23:56,294 That wasn't a dive. You fell. 552 00:23:56,294 --> 00:23:59,094 That was in the minuses. 553 00:23:59,094 --> 00:24:02,414 Looks like Will is out of his depth in this discipline. 554 00:24:02,414 --> 00:24:04,414 He's lucky he even got a score out of me. 555 00:24:04,414 --> 00:24:07,174 It wasn't even a dive. He literally got in the hold position 556 00:24:07,174 --> 00:24:09,214 and then just fell in the pool. 557 00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:10,934 FANFARE PLAYS 558 00:24:10,934 --> 00:24:23,854 Which means Casey is crowned winner of the duck and dive. 559 00:24:23,854 --> 00:24:26,974 Earlier, Claudia was quizzing her fellow Islanders 560 00:24:26,974 --> 00:24:28,894 with her devilish brainteasers. 561 00:24:28,894 --> 00:24:31,054 Well, this time, it's Sanam's turn. 562 00:24:31,054 --> 00:24:33,134 How much does a roof cost? 563 00:24:33,134 --> 00:24:35,174 Priceless. Ah-ah! It's on the house! 564 00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:36,614 Go away. 565 00:24:36,614 --> 00:24:37,894 LAUGHTER 566 00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:40,654 Come on, Will! 1-0, Will. 567 00:24:40,654 --> 00:24:42,214 I've got one, I've got one. 568 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:44,254 What do you call a woman sitting on top of a house? 569 00:24:44,254 --> 00:24:48,534 But can you solve the riddle? 570 00:24:48,534 --> 00:24:50,334 Here's a clue for you, 571 00:24:50,334 --> 00:24:52,694 the answer is in the question of the first. 572 00:24:52,694 --> 00:25:09,100 Make sure you come back after the break to find out. 573 00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:12,220 # All night and every day That boom boom all up on me 574 00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,300 # All night and every day Every day... # 575 00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:17,140 IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits, 576 00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:19,460 the show which, like Rumpelstiltskin, 577 00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:21,660 gathers up all the unused clips of the week 578 00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:25,380 and spins them into pure television gold. 579 00:25:25,380 --> 00:25:28,260 It's a magical fairy tale of found footage. 580 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,020 THEY LAUGH 581 00:25:30,020 --> 00:25:34,820 I mean, who's afraid of the dark when it's a huntsman having a lark? 582 00:25:34,820 --> 00:25:37,740 Oh, my God! What is wrong with you? 583 00:25:37,740 --> 00:25:39,820 Samie, by the looks of it. 584 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:41,260 Or Snow White. 585 00:25:41,260 --> 00:25:46,260 Mirror, mirror on the wall, Lana, you're the fairest of them all! 586 00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:50,860 Or the story of the ugly duckling with feathers all stubby and brown. 587 00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:52,860 Actually, that might be a pigeon. 588 00:25:52,860 --> 00:25:55,540 When I was sat out here the other day, I was like, 589 00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:57,820 "I can hear pigeons." Pigeons? 590 00:25:57,820 --> 00:25:59,660 Pigeons. No, there's, like, ducks that fly over. 591 00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:01,580 No, I'm sorry, I'm telling you it was a pigeon. 592 00:26:01,580 --> 00:26:03,180 Pigeons don't speak. No... No. 593 00:26:03,180 --> 00:26:04,780 SHE LAUGHS No, they don't. 594 00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:07,260 They do. They go, "Cuckoo, cuckoo!" Pigeons don't make noises. 595 00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:08,500 Oh, yeah, they do. 596 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:11,500 Hear what pigeons say about two... Cuckoo. 597 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:16,540 # All night and every day Every day... # 598 00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:19,220 From fairy tales to playground riddles now. 599 00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:22,500 Before the break, Lana left us pondering a puzzle, 600 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:26,420 so can you... 601 00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:28,420 What do you call a woman sitting on top of a house? 602 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,940 Mm, give me a second. 603 00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:31,460 I even gave you a clue, too, 604 00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:34,220 as the answer is in the question of the first. 605 00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:35,980 So let's find out! 606 00:26:35,980 --> 00:26:38,540 Ruth. 607 00:26:38,540 --> 00:26:40,260 Ruth! Oh! 608 00:26:40,260 --> 00:26:48,060 Oh, Ruth! That's... I love jokes like that. 609 00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:50,260 IAIN: We all hate it when men talk about women 610 00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:51,700 like they're pieces of meat, 611 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:54,900 but when women talk about men like they're just a bag of pick and mix, 612 00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:57,780 for some reason, it doesn't sound half as offensive, 613 00:26:57,780 --> 00:27:00,100 as this clip proves. 614 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:03,140 You would LIKE to have a man, but you don't NEED a man. 615 00:27:03,140 --> 00:27:05,540 No. That's just a thing that you need to just... 616 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,620 We don't need a man. Don't even want them. 617 00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:10,380 It's like, OK, you know, I love snacks. 618 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:14,420 Yeah. I don't need to have a snack, but I love them, so... 619 00:27:14,420 --> 00:27:16,980 I'm gonna have it, but I don't need it. 620 00:27:16,980 --> 00:27:19,180 But life is so much better with snacks. 621 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,060 It is, isn't it? It's sweet... 622 00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:23,860 Yeah. Especially when they're sweet. You crave them. 623 00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:27,580 Yeah! When you're sad, they make you feel happy. 624 00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:30,260 And sometimes they make you sad if you have too many. Exactly! 625 00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:32,220 And you taste around... 626 00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:34,260 But you always have your favourite one. 627 00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:37,820 You always have your favourite one. Yeah, the favourite one. 628 00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:40,900 Oh, my God, listen to this logic. We've figured it out. 629 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:43,020 Men are like sweets. Men are like sweets. 630 00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:45,460 OK. Yeah? I'm there, I'm with you. 631 00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:47,460 Men are like sweets... Mm. 632 00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:51,220 So, in here, we love treats, we love the sweets. 633 00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:54,860 But you know if you have too much of it, you get an upset stomach! 634 00:27:54,860 --> 00:27:56,580 Yes. Oh, it's so true. 635 00:27:56,580 --> 00:27:58,860 If you have a bad one, it makes you feel unwell for while. 636 00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:01,460 Exactly. Oh, my God, it makes sense! 637 00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:03,300 The math is mathin'. 638 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:05,420 It's one plus one is two at this point. 639 00:28:05,420 --> 00:28:07,340 By the sounds of it, Jessie and Tanya are hoping 640 00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:17,540 the next bombshell through the doors of the villa will be Bertie Bassett. 641 00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:23,020 Welcome to the next instalment of ITV2's natural history programme, 642 00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:25,940 Planet Love. 643 00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:30,820 Or, as I call it, "Oglebox". 644 00:28:30,820 --> 00:28:34,540 This week, we're observing the male villa species 645 00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:39,980 peacocking in their natural habitat, the gym. 646 00:28:39,980 --> 00:28:42,300 Yeah, I'm really getting that now. 647 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:45,020 And we have an exclusive up close and personal report 648 00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:50,260 from within the villa... by the female species themselves. 649 00:28:50,260 --> 00:28:53,420 It's quite fun watching them, innit? It is quite fun watching them. 650 00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:55,780 They have got good bodies, though, haven't they? 651 00:28:55,780 --> 00:28:58,260 They have, yeah. Casey's actually got a really good body. 652 00:28:58,260 --> 00:29:03,700 He's got a great body. So tanned. 653 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:08,340 It's like David Attenborough. Like, literally, just... 654 00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:10,460 LAUGHING: What's he doing? What is he doing? 655 00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:12,420 Think he's in a playground! I don't know! 656 00:29:12,420 --> 00:29:13,820 SAMIE AND CLAUDIA LAUGH 657 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:16,300 He's gonna swing for a little bit. 658 00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:17,540 I'm slipping. 659 00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:21,140 THEY LAUGH He's swinging his legs. 660 00:29:21,140 --> 00:29:22,700 So funny. 661 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:24,020 Wait, watch this. 662 00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:26,780 Oh, no, he's going for it. No, he's not, he's swinging. 663 00:29:26,780 --> 00:29:30,860 He done one, two... three... 664 00:29:30,860 --> 00:29:32,540 How many is he gonna go for? ..four... 665 00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:34,580 Five. ..five, six, 666 00:29:34,580 --> 00:29:36,980 seven... No, six. 667 00:29:36,980 --> 00:29:38,860 Oh, he couldn't even do ten. 668 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,140 He's sweating. 669 00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:43,460 That's a good one for your abs. 670 00:29:43,460 --> 00:29:44,900 HE GRUNTS What the hell? 671 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:46,460 What is he doing? 672 00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:48,420 Casey, it's not a climbing frame! 673 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:49,700 SAMIE LAUGHS 674 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:52,860 It's like he's in a school playground. He is, yeah. 675 00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:57,700 THEY LAUGH 676 00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:59,500 Is that it? You done? 677 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:00,700 SAMIE LAUGHS 678 00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:03,100 AS NATURE DOCUMENTARY NARRATOR: With this direct challenge 679 00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:04,540 from the female of the species, 680 00:30:04,540 --> 00:30:07,620 the peacocking male is forced to demonstrate his status 681 00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:11,380 as the dominant in this habitat... 682 00:30:11,380 --> 00:30:13,500 ..by performing the pool splash. 683 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:17,300 I'd have been fuming if that were me and my hair, fuming! 684 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:18,780 Enough of this monkeying around. 685 00:30:18,780 --> 00:30:29,460 Let's move on before the females start getting territorial. 686 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,980 We've seen what the boys are like without the girls around. 687 00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:34,340 They play 21 with nipple-flicking... 688 00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:35,940 18. 19. 689 00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:37,420 20! 690 00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:42,540 THEY LAUGH 691 00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:45,380 ..while the girls are playing a numbers game, too. 692 00:30:45,380 --> 00:30:48,260 They rate a boy out of ten by looks, then throw in a potential flaw 693 00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:50,420 to see how it affects their overall rating. 694 00:30:50,420 --> 00:30:52,340 Over to you, girls. 695 00:30:52,340 --> 00:30:55,340 He's an eight, but he doesn't drive. 696 00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:57,340 Oh, he's a four. Oh, that's zero for me. 697 00:30:57,340 --> 00:31:00,260 Really? Aw, he's a 7.5. 698 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:03,620 No, he's gotta drive! I do need you to drive, though. 699 00:31:03,620 --> 00:31:06,100 You gonna be his chauffeur? It's awkward because I drive. 700 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,260 You're chauffeuring him around. It's a must. 701 00:31:08,260 --> 00:31:10,540 And what about, like, when you go on journeys away? 702 00:31:10,540 --> 00:31:11,740 Who's driving? Not me. 703 00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:14,180 Not me. Yeah, no, yeah. 704 00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:15,340 It's a zero. 705 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:18,260 He's a eight, but he's a major mummy's boy. 706 00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:19,700 You know what? I love a mummy's boy. 707 00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:22,580 For Jessie, he's a ten. No, he's a nine! 708 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:24,860 He's a... four for me. Mummy's boy is a no-no. 709 00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:26,700 I'm not a mummy's boy kind of guy. 710 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:29,180 He's a ten... Ooh. 711 00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:31,900 ..best thing you've ever seen in your life, yeah? 712 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,980 But... he's rude. 713 00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:35,500 Oh, zero. Oh! 714 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:36,980 Yeah, no. Straight back to zero? 715 00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:38,380 You're a one, doll. Yeah? 716 00:31:38,380 --> 00:31:40,860 One cos you're all-right-looking. Back to the bottom. 717 00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:43,140 The looks are not giving any more, are they? 718 00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:44,860 Straight back to the bottom. 719 00:31:44,860 --> 00:31:47,100 OK, he's a three... 720 00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:48,540 Oh! 721 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:52,060 ..but he can give you everything you want. 722 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:53,980 Emotionally and materialistically. 723 00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:55,740 LANA: Five! THEY LAUGH 724 00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:58,340 It's a five. It's a five, yeah. 725 00:31:58,340 --> 00:32:03,380 Remember, like, a three-out-of-ten looks is scary. 726 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:07,100 THEY LAUGH So, actually, he's a four! 727 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:11,060 Tanya's all about the looks. I'll give him a eight if he can... 728 00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:12,620 Yeah, I'd say maybe, like, a six. 729 00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:15,780 If he was a three... Can you cope with that in bed? 730 00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:18,300 No, that's amazing. That means he probably won't cheat on me... 731 00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:19,940 hopefully. 732 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:22,180 Babe, it's the ones you give a chance that cheat on you. 733 00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:23,700 Yeah, true. Yeah. 734 00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:31,540 Thank you, Jessie, for giving average-looking men everywhere hope. 735 00:32:31,540 --> 00:32:34,260 THEY CHORTLE 736 00:32:34,260 --> 00:32:37,340 The Islanders often become major social-media influencers 737 00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:39,420 when they leave the villa, 738 00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:41,220 but the boys have started early 739 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,540 by creating their own social media platform. 740 00:32:43,540 --> 00:32:45,660 Tickle Tok! 741 00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:46,780 It's gone viral 742 00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:49,500 and been seen by millions of people around the world, 743 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:51,860 except the people the boys are really keen to influence - 744 00:32:51,860 --> 00:32:55,500 the girls in the villa... until now. 745 00:32:55,500 --> 00:33:01,980 THEY GIGGLE 746 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:06,940 SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER 747 00:33:06,940 --> 00:33:08,820 Bear in mind this guy's nearly 30. 748 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:12,260 30? Oh, Tom wants to get involved. 749 00:33:12,260 --> 00:33:17,620 LAUGHTER 750 00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:19,660 Stupid. 751 00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:23,020 They're actually too much. 752 00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:26,420 It's Casey's laugh, it's like a cartoon. 753 00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:29,220 LAUGHTER 754 00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:33,180 CASEY GIGGLING 755 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:34,940 Time out, time out. 756 00:33:34,940 --> 00:33:36,740 So childish. What are they doing? 757 00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:38,700 Like, what's the aim of the game? 758 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:44,020 Oh, my God. 759 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:45,780 Children! 760 00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:48,740 Someone pray for me, I've gotta get in bed with that thing. 761 00:33:48,740 --> 00:33:50,740 IAIN: Quick, someone upload this clip 762 00:33:50,740 --> 00:34:02,340 to social media this Insta. 763 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:03,900 MUSIC: 'The Real Slim Shady' by Eminem 764 00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:05,540 IAIN: Traditionally, rappers come from 765 00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:07,700 the mean streets of the inner cities, 766 00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,460 but not this one. 767 00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:13,500 This one comes from the wrong side of the track... tors. 768 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:18,780 Here's some unseen footage of Will, the real Slim Shady, standing up. 769 00:34:18,780 --> 00:34:22,780 I did some raps last night. Oh, let me look. 770 00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:24,740 MUSIC: 'U Can't Touch This' by MC Hammer 771 00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:27,100 # Here's Will with all his ladies In the bathroom 772 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:31,620 # All lining up to get some of this Piece of candy... # 773 00:34:31,620 --> 00:34:32,860 Oh, my God. Will! 774 00:34:32,860 --> 00:34:37,540 # Look at all these girls, Washing their faces 775 00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:39,820 # These girls are all Brushing their teeth... # 776 00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:43,420 Not on the video. Will! 777 00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:45,500 You just feel the rhythm and you... 778 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:49,300 # Come into the MC Will, hold tight Everybody in the chill 779 00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:52,220 # We're gonna hold tight And rap all night 780 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:55,780 # Baby, just follow me And you will see. # 781 00:34:55,780 --> 00:34:57,580 You actually think it's sexy. 782 00:34:57,580 --> 00:34:59,340 Jessie said to me last night, it's sexy. Do ya? 783 00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:01,180 I don't think I did say that. 784 00:35:01,180 --> 00:35:03,500 No, she didn't. She didn't, but still... 785 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:04,780 No, I think it's funny. 786 00:35:04,780 --> 00:35:08,180 # MC Will, here to do something 787 00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:10,700 # I don't know What this rapping means 788 00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:14,740 # He doesn't even rhyme He just walks around like this. # 789 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:18,780 I can't deal. 790 00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:26,390 IAIN: Time to give you lot at home the chance to win an epic £50,000. 791 00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:32,590 # Cos at the end of the day I do it better 792 00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:34,030 # Cos at the end... # 793 00:35:34,030 --> 00:35:35,750 Argh! 794 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:37,550 IAIN: Hello again. We're welcoming you back 795 00:35:37,550 --> 00:35:40,350 for part four of Unseen Bits with a high five. 796 00:35:40,350 --> 00:35:41,670 Fuck off. 797 00:35:41,670 --> 00:35:43,030 Argh! 798 00:35:43,030 --> 00:35:44,710 As the main show's youthful sidekick, 799 00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:46,310 our job is to smooth out 800 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:48,790 all the rough and ready unseen clips from the week 801 00:35:48,790 --> 00:35:52,230 while trying to find answers to all the big questions. 802 00:35:52,230 --> 00:35:54,670 What's my favourite sex position? 803 00:35:54,670 --> 00:35:57,670 Oh, God, and I'm sat here cuddling you! 804 00:35:57,670 --> 00:35:59,950 # Cos at the end of the day I do it better... # 805 00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:01,670 IAIN: It's always a wild trip... 806 00:36:01,670 --> 00:36:02,950 Whoa! 807 00:36:02,950 --> 00:36:04,390 ..guaranteed to lift your mood... 808 00:36:04,390 --> 00:36:07,190 as we shower you with exclusives. 809 00:36:07,190 --> 00:36:10,790 Trust me, you're in safe hands, 810 00:36:10,790 --> 00:36:16,470 as we guide you through the topsy-turvy world of the villa. 811 00:36:16,470 --> 00:36:25,990 # At the end of the day I do it better. # 812 00:36:25,990 --> 00:36:29,030 IAIN: In this unseen clip, Tom reveals what gives him the ick, 813 00:36:29,030 --> 00:36:30,950 and it's something very specific and unusual. 814 00:36:30,950 --> 00:36:33,830 Seriously, you couldn't make it up. 815 00:36:33,830 --> 00:36:36,030 What are your icks? What do you not like? 816 00:36:36,030 --> 00:36:38,630 Mine's like, birthday make-up. 817 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:41,030 Birthday make-up? When girls get their birthday make-up 818 00:36:41,030 --> 00:36:42,670 and it looks daft, bro. And they look like clown... 819 00:36:42,670 --> 00:36:45,110 I look like... I'll show you some pictures when we get out, awful. 820 00:36:45,110 --> 00:36:46,310 What, of you? Yeah. 821 00:36:46,310 --> 00:36:48,110 When they do, like... Blue eye shadow, bro. 822 00:36:48,110 --> 00:36:51,190 Blue eye shadow! When they go, "Do I look nice?" 823 00:36:51,190 --> 00:36:52,990 They've spent hundred quid on it. 824 00:36:52,990 --> 00:36:54,270 Yeah, it is shocking. Fucking... 825 00:36:54,270 --> 00:36:56,670 I don't even look like me, they change your whole face. 826 00:36:56,670 --> 00:36:58,470 But why? Cos you look naturally... 827 00:36:58,470 --> 00:37:00,230 This is what we're trying to get across to girls. 828 00:37:00,230 --> 00:37:02,190 Obviously, youse look pretty all the time, 829 00:37:02,190 --> 00:37:04,550 but you look nice natural. Yeah. 830 00:37:04,550 --> 00:37:05,670 Do you know what I mean? 831 00:37:05,670 --> 00:37:07,510 I don't really have any, though. Do you not? 832 00:37:07,510 --> 00:37:10,270 I have loads, me, but they... I've got loads on my notes, 833 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:11,470 I've written down loads. 834 00:37:11,470 --> 00:37:14,870 Have you? You've written them in your notes on your phone? 835 00:37:14,870 --> 00:37:16,870 When I get a new one, I write it down. Shut up. 836 00:37:16,870 --> 00:37:18,190 No, you don't, you're lying. 837 00:37:18,190 --> 00:37:20,390 Swear down. Are you joking? That's an ick in itself. 838 00:37:20,390 --> 00:37:22,190 SHE LAUGHS Are you joking? 839 00:37:22,190 --> 00:37:24,670 No, I'll show you when we get out. You're a fucking weirdo. 840 00:37:24,670 --> 00:37:26,430 You get weirder every day. 841 00:37:26,430 --> 00:37:30,310 Someone turn on Tom's phone and read out his notes. 842 00:37:30,310 --> 00:37:33,030 When a girl's got loads of bluetooth connections on her thing. 843 00:37:33,030 --> 00:37:35,030 Oh, that is a stupid one, that. 844 00:37:35,030 --> 00:37:37,830 Cos you know she's been in... When it says Mercedes, Audi, BMW. 845 00:37:37,830 --> 00:37:40,470 Yeah, but it could be your mates, it could be your friends. 846 00:37:40,470 --> 00:37:43,030 When she knows the bouncer. Yeah. By first name. 847 00:37:43,030 --> 00:37:44,230 "Gary!" "Gary." 848 00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:47,550 "All right, Gaz? Not seen you since last week." Fucking hell. 849 00:37:47,550 --> 00:37:50,790 I've heard the DJs one, when she knows the DJ. 850 00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:52,630 That's bad. "Oh, I got in because of the DJ." 851 00:37:52,630 --> 00:37:55,270 What are yours, Samie? Black trainers, white socks. 852 00:37:55,270 --> 00:37:56,910 Oh, yeah. And vice versa. 853 00:37:56,910 --> 00:37:59,550 You're all right, but you're wearing a vest, that's another one. 854 00:37:59,550 --> 00:38:01,630 Yeah, she doesn't like vests. I hate vests, oh, no. 855 00:38:01,630 --> 00:38:03,230 What about in the gym? No. 856 00:38:03,230 --> 00:38:04,390 No? 857 00:38:04,390 --> 00:38:06,470 Go on, then, what? Nothing or a T-shirt. 858 00:38:06,470 --> 00:38:08,270 IAIN: Ah, so vests cause the ick. 859 00:38:08,270 --> 00:38:16,910 That explains why some people call them singlets. 860 00:38:16,910 --> 00:38:20,790 This week, we took our Islanders on a trip to a secret beach club. 861 00:38:20,790 --> 00:38:24,670 # Deep down Wishing you were mine... # 862 00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:27,670 So secret, it wasn't actually on a beach at all, 863 00:38:27,670 --> 00:38:31,310 but next to a tranquil river. 864 00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:33,630 And it wasn't long before secrets got spilled 865 00:38:33,630 --> 00:38:36,430 and tranquillity went up the creek without a paddle, 866 00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:39,030 thanks to Keanan telling Claudia about Casey snogging Rosie. 867 00:38:39,030 --> 00:38:40,430 They kissed on the terrace. 868 00:38:40,430 --> 00:38:43,670 Well, that's just stabbed in the heart, innit? 869 00:38:43,670 --> 00:38:44,870 Which led to a face-off. 870 00:38:44,870 --> 00:38:47,110 You've not cared about feelings, 871 00:38:47,110 --> 00:38:49,190 and I feel like I don't want to let you talk right now. 872 00:38:49,190 --> 00:38:51,110 I'm just done, I'm gone, I'm like, Claudia who? 873 00:38:51,110 --> 00:38:52,830 # Deep down wishing... # 874 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:55,750 Followed by a right old slagging off. 875 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,710 OK, I told you that I'm nice, I'm all right about it, 876 00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:59,030 and it was like, bam. 877 00:38:59,030 --> 00:39:01,110 And Casey told the boys... 878 00:39:01,110 --> 00:39:03,630 Claudia came in, full guns blazing, 879 00:39:03,630 --> 00:39:07,070 pretty upset with me and unhappy with how I've been acting. 880 00:39:07,070 --> 00:39:10,510 He wanted to tell villa power couple Ron and Lana, 881 00:39:10,510 --> 00:39:12,070 but they were nowhere to be seen. 882 00:39:12,070 --> 00:39:13,990 Do you think this sand's natural? 883 00:39:13,990 --> 00:39:17,110 IAIN: Where were they when the drama unfolded? 884 00:39:17,110 --> 00:39:20,710 They were dancing with the others a few minutes earlier. 885 00:39:20,710 --> 00:39:23,590 And they were right behind Claudia and Keanan. 886 00:39:23,590 --> 00:39:24,950 This morning, I woke up 887 00:39:24,950 --> 00:39:27,710 and found out they were getting a bit frisky in bed. Oh. 888 00:39:27,710 --> 00:39:30,390 So must have something to say about it. 889 00:39:30,390 --> 00:39:33,310 What is that, a river? A stream? 890 00:39:33,310 --> 00:39:34,670 What could live in this? 891 00:39:34,670 --> 00:39:37,070 Fish, ducks... 892 00:39:37,070 --> 00:39:39,510 Probably some birds, I don't know, like a flamingo. 893 00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:43,110 You know what I'd really like, is a lion walking across there. 894 00:39:43,110 --> 00:39:45,190 Can run up to speeds... Do you think it could get us? 895 00:39:45,190 --> 00:39:48,310 Yes, cos it's shallow. I'm scared now. 896 00:39:48,310 --> 00:39:50,710 I'm not here to mess around, fun and games, 897 00:39:50,710 --> 00:39:52,030 you are hurting feelings here. 898 00:39:52,030 --> 00:39:53,710 # Like a lionheart... # 899 00:39:53,710 --> 00:39:56,230 RON: I'd have to sort of, like, just distract it. 900 00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:58,630 I'd have to literally set fire to myself. 901 00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:02,350 Aw. I'd probably grab the pillow, fend it off a little bit. 902 00:40:02,350 --> 00:40:04,830 Then I'd give it a little dig in the face, 903 00:40:04,830 --> 00:40:07,910 but I mean, I'm dead regardless, but at least you'd survive. 904 00:40:07,910 --> 00:40:11,990 Don't say that. 905 00:40:11,990 --> 00:40:14,790 IAIN: But while Ron talked of heroically and selflessly 906 00:40:14,790 --> 00:40:17,510 saving Lana, unfortunately, some Islanders were walking 907 00:40:17,510 --> 00:40:20,150 straight into the lion's den. 908 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:23,670 As lioness of love Maya crashed the party 909 00:40:23,670 --> 00:40:27,870 and everyone knows that means someone's going home. 910 00:40:27,870 --> 00:40:32,590 With the fewest votes and therefore dumped from the island is... 911 00:40:32,590 --> 00:40:36,150 Olivia and Maxwell. 912 00:40:36,150 --> 00:40:38,870 But they weren't the only prey, as Olivia and Maxwell 913 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:42,110 were asked to throw another couple to the lions. 914 00:40:42,110 --> 00:40:46,470 Keanan and Claudia. 915 00:40:46,470 --> 00:40:48,630 Well, that was all a bit "roar". 916 00:40:48,630 --> 00:40:52,070 But at least we learnt that Ron would save Lana from a lion. 917 00:40:52,070 --> 00:41:05,110 Let's hope he's not a cheetah. 918 00:41:05,110 --> 00:41:07,230 IAIN: It's that time of the show once again. 919 00:41:07,230 --> 00:41:13,550 It's Beach Hut Bonanza! 920 00:41:13,550 --> 00:41:17,590 And this week I asked them to tell me what grosses them out. 921 00:41:17,590 --> 00:41:20,030 Erm... Erm... 922 00:41:20,030 --> 00:41:24,350 Things that gross me out... Really bad BO. 923 00:41:24,350 --> 00:41:25,950 Bad breath. 924 00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:29,390 Bad breath has got to be up there for me. 925 00:41:29,390 --> 00:41:34,070 Burping, I can't deal with it. I'd rather someone fart on me. 926 00:41:34,070 --> 00:41:38,470 Shaq's farts. Like, his farts are absolutely disgusting. 927 00:41:38,470 --> 00:41:40,910 Eurgh! No, thank you! 928 00:41:40,910 --> 00:41:42,590 People with sweaty armpits. 929 00:41:42,590 --> 00:41:45,670 Yellow stains on the armpits of their shirt. 930 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:48,270 Especially if you're dancing with your hands above your head 931 00:41:48,270 --> 00:41:49,830 and you've got puddles under your arms. 932 00:41:49,830 --> 00:41:52,510 HE GAGS Yeah, no. 933 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:54,590 Oh, spots proper gross me out. 934 00:41:54,590 --> 00:41:56,630 When people have the yellow heads on their face, 935 00:41:56,630 --> 00:41:58,630 and they don't squeeze them or get rid of them. 936 00:41:58,630 --> 00:42:02,030 When you're having a shower and there's, like, a big clump of hair. 937 00:42:02,030 --> 00:42:04,430 Girls' hair when it's just round the shower. 938 00:42:04,430 --> 00:42:06,510 Definitely a clogged up sink. 939 00:42:06,510 --> 00:42:11,310 Whether it's hair on your head, pubic, I just know. 940 00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:14,950 Eurgh, so gross! Oh, and grime on the shower. Yeah. 941 00:42:14,950 --> 00:42:18,230 I can't do feet at all. 942 00:42:18,230 --> 00:42:21,510 Even Tanya's made a couple of jokes about, like, me sucking her toe. 943 00:42:21,510 --> 00:42:23,350 HE GAGS Like, nah. 944 00:42:23,350 --> 00:42:26,390 Tom's scabby toe. It's a beauty that one. 945 00:42:26,390 --> 00:42:29,470 I don't know how Samie sleeps at night sharing a bed with that toe. 946 00:42:29,470 --> 00:42:31,910 I can't deal with it. I can't. I just... 947 00:42:31,910 --> 00:42:35,670 I show Samie it sometimes and she freaks out. 948 00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:38,270 SHE GAGS I can't. 949 00:42:38,270 --> 00:42:40,430 Certain words like "moist". 950 00:42:40,430 --> 00:42:43,910 It makes you sort of, like, go, "Urgh", why are saying that word? 951 00:42:43,910 --> 00:42:45,430 Just use another word. 952 00:42:45,430 --> 00:42:49,070 I hate the feel of frozen food. 953 00:42:49,070 --> 00:42:50,790 I literally can't even talk about it. 954 00:42:50,790 --> 00:42:54,470 Flies because flies literally eat poo. 955 00:42:54,470 --> 00:42:55,990 Like, that's really gross. 956 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,510 So if, like, a fly goes on your food, 957 00:42:57,510 --> 00:42:59,070 you've probably got shit on your food. 958 00:42:59,070 --> 00:43:02,790 When people chew really loudly. 959 00:43:02,790 --> 00:43:05,310 Lots of food in their teeth, especially when you tell that 960 00:43:05,310 --> 00:43:07,870 the food has been there for, like, more than ten minutes. 961 00:43:07,870 --> 00:43:09,870 Someone is just going... SUCKING 962 00:43:09,870 --> 00:43:11,070 Ahhhh! 963 00:43:11,070 --> 00:43:14,110 That's so disgusting, I don't even wanna think about it. 964 00:43:14,110 --> 00:43:16,550 Mushy food. 965 00:43:16,550 --> 00:43:18,110 Mushy peas. 966 00:43:18,110 --> 00:43:22,310 Oysters, worst thing I've ever put in my gob. 967 00:43:22,310 --> 00:43:25,550 Soup, ugh. Lumpy soup. 968 00:43:25,550 --> 00:43:27,350 I can't eat something that looks like baby sick, 969 00:43:27,350 --> 00:43:28,710 that's just a big no-no. 970 00:43:28,710 --> 00:43:31,110 Cherry tomatoes, I will actually vomit. 971 00:43:31,110 --> 00:43:34,070 Yeah, it's making me gag now thinking about it. I'm, like, ugh. 972 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:36,950 SHE GAGS Eurgh. Gross. 973 00:43:36,950 --> 00:43:43,350 And obviously I hate baked beans. They gross me out. Oof. 974 00:43:43,350 --> 00:43:45,710 IAIN: Tune in next week for another instalment of... 975 00:43:45,710 --> 00:43:57,070 Beach Hut Bonanza. 976 00:43:57,070 --> 00:43:59,030 We have time for one last clip 977 00:43:59,030 --> 00:44:00,870 and it's from resident rapper Farmer Will. 978 00:44:00,870 --> 00:44:03,430 # We're born with the rhythm Born with the rhyme. # 979 00:44:03,430 --> 00:44:05,350 Yeah-heh-heh, baby! 980 00:44:05,350 --> 00:44:09,110 Does that make him a fapper? 981 00:44:09,110 --> 00:44:12,030 # I've been rapping for them But I can rap for you, too 982 00:44:12,030 --> 00:44:14,350 # Sitting cross-legged You look like a poo. # 983 00:44:14,350 --> 00:44:15,310 HE LAUGHS 984 00:44:15,310 --> 00:44:17,870 I've got a great rap name for him. 985 00:44:17,870 --> 00:44:22,390 Take it away, Frappe Will. 986 00:44:22,390 --> 00:44:26,430 # It's MC Will getting ready for bed In the Love Island villa 987 00:44:26,430 --> 00:44:29,590 # We're not joking Girls, you can see them 988 00:44:29,590 --> 00:44:31,430 # Chiller 989 00:44:31,430 --> 00:44:34,030 # I need to brush my teeth. # 990 00:44:34,030 --> 00:44:37,270 Tune in next week for another Unseen Bits.