IAIN STIRLING: This week's been a beach.
There's been a broken heart...
There is more of a connection there with Rosie.
..four dumpings...
Olivia and Maxwell.
Keanan and Claudia.
..and one crushed ego.
You lost a sports day challenge. I won't tell you again.
It's a joke. I won't tell you again, Shaq.
But tonight, it's time to go wild.
MUSIC: 'Push The Feeling On' by Sound Of Legend
We are like the secret beach club you didn't know existed.
Argh!
But once you go, you'll have the best night of your life.
Oh, my God, that's actually sick.
We might not have the coolest MC...
# We're born with the rhythm Born with the rhyme... #
Yeah!
..but you'll dance till dawn and laugh like the Tickle Monster.
LAUGHTER
So, get ready for shocks...
SCREAMS, GASPS
..spills, splashes,
and plenty of surprises.
No!
Ow! Something's bit me right in the crack.
LAUGHTER
The Unseen club's doors are always open.
Oh, my days.
So, grab a drink, as one thing's for sure -
it's gonna be a right laugh.
LAUGHTER
This is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Argh!
I can't deal.
MUSIC: 'Keep This Love' by King Topher
IAIN: Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
a lovingly curated collection of candid clips
from the last seven days designed to tickle your funny bone
and get you in a spin.
Oh, my days.
What have I signed up to?
You haven't. Roar!
THEY GROWL
No!
We're out to prove there are no flies on our Islanders.
Well, almost.
There's a bug on you.
SQUEALS Where?
On your jacket, on the collar.
Has it gone? Has it gone?
So, make yourself a nice cup of tea
and we'll supply the smart cookies...
Have you seen that news thing, and it's like a...
it's a meme, or me-me, whatever you call them...
LAUGHTER
It's a meme. Excuse me?
Yeah, I know. LAUGHTER
It's a meme, it's not me-me.
LAUGHTER
..and the air biscuits...
FARTS
Was that you? No.
What are you doing? That was you!
What?
..as we prepare for a right royal carry on...
Where to, Your Highness? I would like to go that way, thank you.
Oh, this way? Sorry. Actually, that way.
Actually, that's fine. OK.
..that's guaranteed to lift your spirits.
Oh!
By cramming all of this week's unseen bits
into a tight, shiny little package...
BOTH: One, two, three, shoot!
Ah! BOTH: One, two, three, shoot!
Get in!
LAUGHS
Argh!
You may win this battle, but not the war!
..that we like to call Love Island: Unseen Bits.
# Keep this love. #
IAIN: Locked away in a luxury villa for eight weeks,
our Islanders have lots of time to ponder
all of life's big questions.
But as this unseen clip shows,
even in the face of Armageddon,
Ron is thinking about just one thing.
If the world was gonna end in 24 hours, what would you do?
Take you straight to the bedroom.
LAUGHTER
For 23... No, for three minutes.
Mate, I think I'd cause some havoc, you know. Would you?
Yeah. I'd go to Manchester Airport,
I'd run on the track, I'd try and steal one of the planes,
I'd get the plane, fly it to Bedford.
You don't even know how to fly a plane.
Trust me, I've played a lot of games,
I think you just pull the steering wheel thing back, don't you?
What would you guys do? Planes fly themselves, anyways.
What would you do? Host, like, a world ending party.
Yeah, a world ending party, everyone together,
and we'll just see it out for 24 hours. Yeah, that sounds good.
24-hour party.
24-hour party people. Yeah, I'd probably back that.
Get absolutely steaming. Cos then you're with everyone that you love.
All right, how would you defend yourself in a zombie apocalypse?
So, basically, right, what I've learned from watching TV
is that they will only come and attack you
because you don't smell like them, so what you have to do...
Cover yourself in the blood. Cover yourself in the blood.
But you can't do that all the time.
I honestly think I'd just go and hide somewhere.
Would you not defend me? No, I'd be hid.
You'd be hid with me.
Do you think shit like that could actually happen?
Because if you think about it... Nah.
Yeah. ..nobody would ever have thought COVID would happen.
Did you not hear that one time, they'd actually created a zombie?
Did they? I'm sure.
Where have you heard that? I wouldn't be surprised.
IAIN: Yes, Lana, we've created zombies just for you!
CREEPY MUSIC
They walk the corridors at night.
They watch you while you sleep.
Well, so do we.
Be afraid!
Be very afraid!
But don't worry, because zombies eat brains,
so I think you guys will be perfectly safe.
Right at the start of the week,
there were big changes in the villa... Casey.
..when a re-coupling saw new couples created.
Shaq.
And Martin was sent packing.
Let's get it, big boy.
# It's not over yet... #
Leaving Claudia in tears.
Over Casey, that is, not Martin.
ALL: Oh!
At first, Casey was like the cat that got the cream...
pie right in the face, over and over again.
You can't have your cake and eat it, and I will be no-one's option.
Souring relations and making him very jumpy.
SQUEALING
Argh!
God. What was that?
IAIN: But it wasn't just Casey getting the jitters.
TANYA SQUEALS
There was also our new arrival, jitterbug. Betty...
Oh, my God, it's there on the pillow.
Say hello, Betty.
HIGH-PITCHED: "Hi, I'm a new bombshell
"and my name's Betty Bug.
"I've got my eye on one Islander,
"who I've been trying to couple up with."
"He's definitely my type on flypaper.
"Ha. Oh... I am so funny."
He's got a bug on him.
"My turn, my turn!"
There's a beetle on him.
"Don't let Samie choose, I want to re-couple with Tom."
Tom, you have a beetle on your back.
"Hang on, 'swat's' going on? No!"
SHE GASPS Oh, you're joking.
"To pull off my fiendish sting,
"I just need to get rid of the competition."
I think a beetle just bit my arse.
"Meaning it's time to launch Operation Sideline Samie."
This thing needs to...
There's a cricket in there and it won't shut up.
It's really pissing me off.
"Get out of the bed, Samie, I'm the bedbug in this villa."
"Ah, there he is, on the terrace with Will.
"And where there's a will, there's a way.
"He-he..."
TOM GASPS
What? Oh, my God, what is that?
What, you're scared of that little bug?
"Come here, pucker up, baby, give us a kiss."
Oh, look. Oh, my God.
"No, help me, I love you, Tom. I love you!"
IAIN: Bugs aren't the only thing
that have been flying over the villa.
A few weeks ago, this happened.
Was it a bird? Was it a plane?
Actually, yes, it was a plane,
and guess who was in the cockpit? Me!
Could just go shops or something.
IAIN: No shop runs for me, Ron, I've just started my own airline -
IainsyJet.
They must have a few quid, to spend it on fuel.
IAIN: Fuel shmuel.
As long as the little red fuel light doesn't come on, I'll...
Oh, dear.
Do you reckon he's not scared?
IAIN: As it happens, I was terrified,
but social media didn't share my anxiety.
IAIN READS OUT TWEETS
Well, I do work really hard.
In fact, I'm... exhausted.
And this week, I was back in the skies.
He's back.
Hello, Islanders!
Ah!
He goes through some fuel, doesn't he?
You're not wrong,
I've blown the entire transport budget on this flight.
Good luck getting home. Actually, I need to fill her up.
How do you fill up a plane?
Like, where do you go? Petrol station.
No, you don't. You do.
An aeroplane petrol station. What?
There'll be one up there.
They literally fly there, come down, fill up.
No, there's not aeroplane petrol stations.
Every single airport... There is not an aeroplane petrol station.
Yeah, there is. Are you joking?
No. They have a meter and everything.
What? Yeah.
No, they don't. How much does it cost?
They have a shop with a Costa in it. Same price.
Same price to fill up a car, to fill up a plane? Yeah.
Bollocks. Yeah, just a lot more of it.
It's a bigger engine, bigger tank.
There's aeroplane petrol stations and they land in the petrol station,
fill up and then go again? Obviously.
No, they don't. How else do you think they do it?
Are you joking me?
How else do you think they do it? No, they don't.
How do you think they do?
I dunno. Have you actually never know that?
No. No aeroplane petrol station.
He will be stopping off at a petrol station.
He will be coming to Tesco's on Clubcard points.
SAMIE LAUGHS
No, how do they actually fill up?
IAIN: At the aeroplane petrol station, he told you.
Aeroplane petrol stations...
IAIN: They fuel flying pigs, too.
Oh, no, I'm losing control of this damn plane.
I think I'm gonna vomit.
Last week, Ron and Lana became the first official couple in the villa.
Oh, so romantic.
I want you to be my girlfriend. Are you asking me right now?
I'm asking you, will you be my girlfriend?
Yeah.
# You make my dreams come true... #
Guys, I've got a missus!
CHEERING
# Well, you... #
IAIN: Well, here's an unseen bit
of the Islanders celebrating for the happy couple.
We've got our first Love Island couple, guys!
CHEERING
How does it feel to be boyfriend and girlfriend, guys?
It feels amazing, I'm not gonna lie.
Lana's my first ever girlfriend, and I could not be happier,
and I am so glad that it's actually here
and that all of you guys have been part of our story.
Love all of you guys for just making it special.
Love you all.
CHEERING
Whoo!
Now you can start going,
"If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it."
LAUGHTER
One step at a time, please.
You'll scare him off already. Yeah.
# You make my dreams come true. #
IAIN: Oh, it's all as sickly sweet as a chick flick.
Surely this isn't what it's really like
to be in a fully committed relationship.
Of course not, as this unseen bit shows.
Are you OK? Yeah.
Want a bite?
That was a big bite, that was pretty much the whole thing.
IAIN: Oh, dear, someone should have told Ron
that relationships are all about sharing things equally,
especially cake.
That was quite nice, that bite. Yeah, I know, I want more now.
I can't believe you had the whole thing.
You said a bite. Yeah, you took a bite of about four people.
But that was a bite. It was a four person bite.
That was a bloke's bite.
Yeah, but that was like an inconsiderate bite.
That's my biggest pet hate, when you go,
"Oh, do you want some food?" And they go, "No."
And then they just eat it all. LANA LAUGHS
If you get chips as a side and the other person doesn't want chips,
and then they go for your chips, I'm like, "What are you doing?"
Get away. "You never ordered chips."
Or if they go, "Do you want chips?"
And they go, "No, I'll have some of yours." No, you won't. No.
You will order a side of chips for yourself.
The only one you can do that with is Chinese
because you have to share those dishes. No, you don't. You do.
You can share between two. Yeah.
Yeah, but not everyone. No.
Dipping in and out, it's a joke.
Like, I'd have a chow mein to myself.
Yeah, I have a chow mein to myself.
I'm not a big fan. I love a chicken chow mein.
Is that your order? Well, it's part of it.
Yeah, go on, what else?
Sweet and sour chicken, chicken balls.
Chicken balls are so yum. Chicken balls are the best.
SHE LAUGHS
I would order bare of them and just eat them.
You have to have prawn crackers.
At least our Chinese orders will be good.
Be expensive, but at least it'll be good. Yeah.
IAIN: Just make sure Lana gets first dibs on your chicken balls, Ron.
Before the break, here is one last unseen clip,
and Claudia has something to say.
Oh, my God, I've got a riddle for you all.
Go on. What's greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die?
But can you...
Go and have a piddle while you work out the riddle.
Come back after the break and find out.
And don't forget to wash your hands.
# Touch me here
# Baby, won't you kiss me there? #
Ahhhhh!
IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
the show that brings you all the cheeky bedroom antics
from the villa.
Boys! Hee-hee-hee.
Of course, we always seek to maintain balance,
to keep you on your toes...
Will! How does it taste? Delicious!
He does it all the time.
Whoo! Careful of your eyes.
..and shower you with awesome unseen action,
no ifs, no buts.
Ow, something bit me.
Actually, there are a few butts.
Quite a few butts, actually.
Here. Like, right in the crease.
Are you all right there? An ant just bit me on my arse.
It stung me.
So let's all relax and enjoy the crack.
Yeah, right in the crack.
No, not that one!
Before the break, Claudia left us pondering on something.
What's greater than God,
more evil than the Devil,
the poor have it, the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die.
But did you solve the riddle?!
Let's find out.
Nothing.
Yeah, well done.
Ah! Yay!
If you eat nothing, you'll die.
Nothing is greater than God.
Rich people need nothing.
I'm not just a pretty face.
I've got another one for you.
What's full of holes and still holds water?
A sponge.
Oh, for fuck's sake, Samie!
I'm great at these. Sorry, I didn't tell anyone.
"Sponge."
Aww, give us a chance, Samie. Don't be a fun sponge.
Here's another unseen clip
of our Islanders' precious time in the villa.
They need to savour these moments.
After all, they won't be EAR forever.
Feel my ears quickly. Right. Feel the top of that.
And then feel this one. What do you mean?
What am I feeling?
Do them at the same time. Does this one seem thicker?
I think it's swollen.
What one?
This one.
No. I'm... It feels the same.
But the last two days, this one's been really swollen.
Right at the top.
Left for love, right for spite.
Sorry, what?
So, this one, left...
Is this your left side? Yeah.
Left for love, right for spite.
That means people have been talking about you.
Well, they have!
Oh, it's been burning!
Honestly, the last two days, it's been so swollen!
It's true!
It's true. Oh, I need some more of this one.
It's cos people have been chatting about you.
Yeurgh!
I've never heard that ever, in my life.
Really? You've never had it, or you've never heard it?
Never heard of it.
It's true.
I'm not sure it is, scientifically.
It's true, Ron. If your ears are burning,
it means someone's talking about you.
Or worse, that your hair's on fire.
There's some strong couples in the villa.
Shaq and Tanya have said the L Word.
Ron and Lana are now officially boyfriend and girlfriend.
And it got Samie thinking.
Semi-professional footballer Tom and her
have been stepping out for a while now.
She's been tiptoeing around the issue,
but Samie has finally plucked up the courage to ask Tom the big question.
Tom, do you wanna learn how to tap dance?
Fuck's sake.
Get up.
This is gonna be the worst thing I've ever witnessed in my life.
I'll teach you to time a step. Right.
OK, so this is how it will look altogether. Right.
That's the end.
Ta-da! Jazz hands.
You look well fit!
Right, you'll have to go slow, then. OK, fine.
So, shuffle.
What do you mean, shuffle?
THEY LAUGH
So basically, the shuffle
is just the ball of your foot going like this.
No, back and forward.
Yeah, that's a shuffle, yeah.
Shuffle, and then hop.
Yep. And then do that.
HE SCOFFS What?!
"Do that."
I am probably the stiffest man in Yorkshire when it comes to dancing.
I'm more of a two-step kind of guy.
So, shuffle, hop, and then do that,
and then go onto that foot.
Yeah. OK.
HE CACKLES
No, we're not finished yet!
Actual tap dancers will be screaming at the screen
watching me teach him.
I did not expect him to get it at all.
So, shuffle, hop, dun-dun.
Now that side.
Now you swap feet. This foot always stays at the front.
Right.
Shuffle, hop.
Again, we're that side.
Shuffle. No, no, no.
And then... No!
We're gonna be here all day.
The lesson was a lot longer than what I expected
because he wanted to nail it.
No.
Yeah, yeah. And then shuffle.
No. Oh, OK. That was so close.
Ugh!
Forward. And then back.
Ugh! Fuck!
He's so stressed!
One step shuffle, one step hop. Shuffle back.
And then... And then like that? Yes!
That's it, that's it!
'When I'm in bed, I'll be practising that routine in my head.'
And then that. That's it.
Oh, my God. That's actually sick.
Oh, my God, he could be the new Billy Elliott.
Imagine that!
IAIN: Forget Billy Elliott.
I think you two could become the next Fred and Ginger.
You count us in.
Three, two, one.
PUTTING ON THE RITZ INSTRUMENTAL PLAYS
And then shuffle.
Hop. Shuffle, hop.
And then shuffle.
Hop. And then again.
Dun-dun.
THEY SQUEAL
He's done it!
When I get home, football's going out the window,
and I'm becoming a professional tap dancer.
IAIN: Having two left feet could be seen as an advantage in football.
Dancing? Not so much.
This year, the villa has been swamped
with another exotic creature.
Crocs.
Sounds a bit dangerous, if you ask me.
What?
Oh, those type of Crocs.
Which explains why Kai doesn't seem scared of them.
No!
SHE SQUEALS
Gahhh!
Kai, don't!
Oh, that's so mean!
Kai, why would you do that to me? It's funny.
You have to get it quick, Kai!
Kai, come on.
Lay down, bro.
Just lay down and reach. You can reach it.
Max. Please get mine.
Max, just leave it.
No, Max, don't leave it.
Thank you.
Go!
IAIN: Kai might think swimming is a crock of you know what,
but that can't be said for the other boys
who we have seen participate in the 2023 Vil-lympics.
Last week was the 10m splash dash,
which saw Tom crowned the champion.
This way, it was time for another aquatic discipline.
The duck and dive.
In this event, we have two competitors.
Semipro footballer Tom, who is no stranger to diving.
And recruitment consultant Casey,
who received his bronze life-saving medal back in junior school
for retrieving a brick from the bottom of the pool
in his pyjamas.
And overseeing proceedings are judges Shaq and Claudia.
Technique has to be on point. Has to be on point.
If I get splashed, that's bad. Yeah.
You're gonna get marked down for it. Straight away.
It's a diving competition, not a bomb competition, so it's got to be.
Ooh!
Nice technique, but definitely too much of a splash back on that entry.
I'll give that a 7.5. I were gonna say eight.
So the averages are up, and he has a respectable 7.75.
But can Casey channel his inner Tom Daley
to become top of the leaderboard?
And it looks like we are witnessing his signature duck flap technique.
He comes out like this, and then just goes like that.
Goes like this, and then plonks.
It may be a plonk, but Casey's no plonker.
That was pretty good, you know. I would give that an 8.
Yeah, I'd say similar to Tom.
With both judges giving him an 8,
that averages Casey's score out to...
Er, give me a minute. Oh, yeah, 8.
I think with Casey, his legs were a little bit out.
But the splash wasn't as much as Tom's,
so they were on par with each other.
I wanna join this diving contest. Yeah, go on.
And stepping up as a late entry is Will,
and he's ready to take the plunge.
There's a lot of hope for Farmer Will,
but is he more sheep dip than backflip?
THEY ALL LAUGH
Will, you could tell, had never, ever dived before in his life.
That's a fall, bro.
That wasn't a dive. You fell.
That was in the minuses.
Looks like Will is out of his depth in this discipline.
He's lucky he even got a score out of me.
It wasn't even a dive. He literally got in the hold position
and then just fell in the pool.
FANFARE PLAYS
Which means Casey is crowned winner of the duck and dive.
Earlier, Claudia was quizzing her fellow Islanders
with her devilish brainteasers.
Well, this time, it's Sanam's turn.
How much does a roof cost?
Priceless. Ah-ah! It's on the house!
Go away.
LAUGHTER
Come on, Will! 1-0, Will.
I've got one, I've got one.
What do you call a woman sitting on top of a house?
But can you solve the riddle?
Here's a clue for you,
the answer is in the question of the first.
Make sure you come back after the break to find out.
# All night and every day That boom boom all up on me
# All night and every day Every day... #
IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
the show which, like Rumpelstiltskin,
gathers up all the unused clips of the week
and spins them into pure television gold.
It's a magical fairy tale of found footage.
THEY LAUGH
I mean, who's afraid of the dark when it's a huntsman having a lark?
Oh, my God! What is wrong with you?
Samie, by the looks of it.
Or Snow White.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, Lana, you're the fairest of them all!
Or the story of the ugly duckling with feathers all stubby and brown.
Actually, that might be a pigeon.
When I was sat out here the other day, I was like,
"I can hear pigeons." Pigeons?
Pigeons. No, there's, like, ducks that fly over.
No, I'm sorry, I'm telling you it was a pigeon.
Pigeons don't speak. No... No.
SHE LAUGHS No, they don't.
They do. They go, "Cuckoo, cuckoo!" Pigeons don't make noises.
Oh, yeah, they do.
Hear what pigeons say about two... Cuckoo.
# All night and every day Every day... #
From fairy tales to playground riddles now.
Before the break, Lana left us pondering a puzzle,
so can you...
What do you call a woman sitting on top of a house?
Mm, give me a second.
I even gave you a clue, too,
as the answer is in the question of the first.
So let's find out!
Ruth.
Ruth! Oh!
Oh, Ruth! That's... I love jokes like that.
IAIN: We all hate it when men talk about women
like they're pieces of meat,
but when women talk about men like they're just a bag of pick and mix,
for some reason, it doesn't sound half as offensive,
as this clip proves.
You would LIKE to have a man, but you don't NEED a man.
No. That's just a thing that you need to just...
We don't need a man. Don't even want them.
It's like, OK, you know, I love snacks.
Yeah. I don't need to have a snack, but I love them, so...
I'm gonna have it, but I don't need it.
But life is so much better with snacks.
It is, isn't it? It's sweet...
Yeah. Especially when they're sweet. You crave them.
Yeah! When you're sad, they make you feel happy.
And sometimes they make you sad if you have too many. Exactly!
And you taste around...
But you always have your favourite one.
You always have your favourite one. Yeah, the favourite one.
Oh, my God, listen to this logic. We've figured it out.
Men are like sweets. Men are like sweets.
OK. Yeah? I'm there, I'm with you.
Men are like sweets... Mm.
So, in here, we love treats, we love the sweets.
But you know if you have too much of it, you get an upset stomach!
Yes. Oh, it's so true.
If you have a bad one, it makes you feel unwell for while.
Exactly. Oh, my God, it makes sense!
The math is mathin'.
It's one plus one is two at this point.
By the sounds of it, Jessie and Tanya are hoping
the next bombshell through the doors of the villa will be Bertie Bassett.
Welcome to the next instalment of ITV2's natural history programme,
Planet Love.
Or, as I call it, "Oglebox".
This week, we're observing the male villa species
peacocking in their natural habitat, the gym.
Yeah, I'm really getting that now.
And we have an exclusive up close and personal report
from within the villa... by the female species themselves.
It's quite fun watching them, innit? It is quite fun watching them.
They have got good bodies, though, haven't they?
They have, yeah. Casey's actually got a really good body.
He's got a great body. So tanned.
It's like David Attenborough. Like, literally, just...
LAUGHING: What's he doing? What is he doing?
Think he's in a playground! I don't know!
SAMIE AND CLAUDIA LAUGH
He's gonna swing for a little bit.
I'm slipping.
THEY LAUGH He's swinging his legs.
So funny.
Wait, watch this.
Oh, no, he's going for it. No, he's not, he's swinging.
He done one, two... three...
How many is he gonna go for? ..four...
Five. ..five, six,
seven... No, six.
Oh, he couldn't even do ten.
He's sweating.
That's a good one for your abs.
HE GRUNTS What the hell?
What is he doing?
Casey, it's not a climbing frame!
SAMIE LAUGHS
It's like he's in a school playground. He is, yeah.
THEY LAUGH
Is that it? You done?
SAMIE LAUGHS
AS NATURE DOCUMENTARY NARRATOR: With this direct challenge
from the female of the species,
the peacocking male is forced to demonstrate his status
as the dominant in this habitat...
..by performing the pool splash.
I'd have been fuming if that were me and my hair, fuming!
Enough of this monkeying around.
Let's move on before the females start getting territorial.
We've seen what the boys are like without the girls around.
They play 21 with nipple-flicking...
18. 19.
20!
THEY LAUGH
..while the girls are playing a numbers game, too.
They rate a boy out of ten by looks, then throw in a potential flaw
to see how it affects their overall rating.
Over to you, girls.
He's an eight, but he doesn't drive.
Oh, he's a four. Oh, that's zero for me.
Really? Aw, he's a 7.5.
No, he's gotta drive! I do need you to drive, though.
You gonna be his chauffeur? It's awkward because I drive.
You're chauffeuring him around. It's a must.
And what about, like, when you go on journeys away?
Who's driving? Not me.
Not me. Yeah, no, yeah.
It's a zero.
He's a eight, but he's a major mummy's boy.
You know what? I love a mummy's boy.
For Jessie, he's a ten. No, he's a nine!
He's a... four for me. Mummy's boy is a no-no.
I'm not a mummy's boy kind of guy.
He's a ten... Ooh.
..best thing you've ever seen in your life, yeah?
But... he's rude.
Oh, zero. Oh!
Yeah, no. Straight back to zero?
You're a one, doll. Yeah?
One cos you're all-right-looking. Back to the bottom.
The looks are not giving any more, are they?
Straight back to the bottom.
OK, he's a three...
Oh!
..but he can give you everything you want.
Emotionally and materialistically.
LANA: Five! THEY LAUGH
It's a five. It's a five, yeah.
Remember, like, a three-out-of-ten looks is scary.
THEY LAUGH So, actually, he's a four!
Tanya's all about the looks. I'll give him a eight if he can...
Yeah, I'd say maybe, like, a six.
If he was a three... Can you cope with that in bed?
No, that's amazing. That means he probably won't cheat on me...
hopefully.
Babe, it's the ones you give a chance that cheat on you.
Yeah, true. Yeah.
Thank you, Jessie, for giving average-looking men everywhere hope.
THEY CHORTLE
The Islanders often become major social-media influencers
when they leave the villa,
but the boys have started early
by creating their own social media platform.
Tickle Tok!
It's gone viral
and been seen by millions of people around the world,
except the people the boys are really keen to influence -
the girls in the villa... until now.
THEY GIGGLE
SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER
Bear in mind this guy's nearly 30.
30? Oh, Tom wants to get involved.
LAUGHTER
Stupid.
They're actually too much.
It's Casey's laugh, it's like a cartoon.
LAUGHTER
CASEY GIGGLING
Time out, time out.
So childish. What are they doing?
Like, what's the aim of the game?
Oh, my God.
Children!
Someone pray for me, I've gotta get in bed with that thing.
IAIN: Quick, someone upload this clip
to social media this Insta.
MUSIC: 'The Real Slim Shady' by Eminem
IAIN: Traditionally, rappers come from
the mean streets of the inner cities,
but not this one.
This one comes from the wrong side of the track... tors.
Here's some unseen footage of Will, the real Slim Shady, standing up.
I did some raps last night. Oh, let me look.
MUSIC: 'U Can't Touch This' by MC Hammer
# Here's Will with all his ladies In the bathroom
# All lining up to get some of this Piece of candy... #
Oh, my God. Will!
# Look at all these girls, Washing their faces
# These girls are all Brushing their teeth... #
Not on the video. Will!
You just feel the rhythm and you...
# Come into the MC Will, hold tight Everybody in the chill
# We're gonna hold tight And rap all night
# Baby, just follow me And you will see. #
You actually think it's sexy.
Jessie said to me last night, it's sexy. Do ya?
I don't think I did say that.
No, she didn't. She didn't, but still...
No, I think it's funny.
# MC Will, here to do something
# I don't know What this rapping means
# He doesn't even rhyme He just walks around like this. #
I can't deal.
IAIN: Time to give you lot at home the chance to win an epic £50,000.
# Cos at the end of the day I do it better
# Cos at the end... #
Argh!
IAIN: Hello again. We're welcoming you back
for part four of Unseen Bits with a high five.
Fuck off.
Argh!
As the main show's youthful sidekick,
our job is to smooth out
all the rough and ready unseen clips from the week
while trying to find answers to all the big questions.
What's my favourite sex position?
Oh, God, and I'm sat here cuddling you!
# Cos at the end of the day I do it better... #
IAIN: It's always a wild trip...
Whoa!
..guaranteed to lift your mood...
as we shower you with exclusives.
Trust me, you're in safe hands,
as we guide you through the topsy-turvy world of the villa.
# At the end of the day I do it better. #
IAIN: In this unseen clip, Tom reveals what gives him the ick,
and it's something very specific and unusual.
Seriously, you couldn't make it up.
What are your icks? What do you not like?
Mine's like, birthday make-up.
Birthday make-up? When girls get their birthday make-up
and it looks daft, bro. And they look like clown...
I look like... I'll show you some pictures when we get out, awful.
What, of you? Yeah.
When they do, like... Blue eye shadow, bro.
Blue eye shadow! When they go, "Do I look nice?"
They've spent hundred quid on it.
Yeah, it is shocking. Fucking...
I don't even look like me, they change your whole face.
But why? Cos you look naturally...
This is what we're trying to get across to girls.
Obviously, youse look pretty all the time,
but you look nice natural. Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
I don't really have any, though. Do you not?
I have loads, me, but they... I've got loads on my notes,
I've written down loads.
Have you? You've written them in your notes on your phone?
When I get a new one, I write it down. Shut up.
No, you don't, you're lying.
Swear down. Are you joking? That's an ick in itself.
SHE LAUGHS Are you joking?
No, I'll show you when we get out. You're a fucking weirdo.
You get weirder every day.
Someone turn on Tom's phone and read out his notes.
When a girl's got loads of bluetooth connections on her thing.
Oh, that is a stupid one, that.
Cos you know she's been in... When it says Mercedes, Audi, BMW.
Yeah, but it could be your mates, it could be your friends.
When she knows the bouncer. Yeah. By first name.
"Gary!" "Gary."
"All right, Gaz? Not seen you since last week." Fucking hell.
I've heard the DJs one, when she knows the DJ.
That's bad. "Oh, I got in because of the DJ."
What are yours, Samie? Black trainers, white socks.
Oh, yeah. And vice versa.
You're all right, but you're wearing a vest, that's another one.
Yeah, she doesn't like vests. I hate vests, oh, no.
What about in the gym? No.
No?
Go on, then, what? Nothing or a T-shirt.
IAIN: Ah, so vests cause the ick.
That explains why some people call them singlets.
This week, we took our Islanders on a trip to a secret beach club.
# Deep down Wishing you were mine... #
So secret, it wasn't actually on a beach at all,
but next to a tranquil river.
And it wasn't long before secrets got spilled
and tranquillity went up the creek without a paddle,
thanks to Keanan telling Claudia about Casey snogging Rosie.
They kissed on the terrace.
Well, that's just stabbed in the heart, innit?
Which led to a face-off.
You've not cared about feelings,
and I feel like I don't want to let you talk right now.
I'm just done, I'm gone, I'm like, Claudia who?
# Deep down wishing... #
Followed by a right old slagging off.
OK, I told you that I'm nice, I'm all right about it,
and it was like, bam.
And Casey told the boys...
Claudia came in, full guns blazing,
pretty upset with me and unhappy with how I've been acting.
He wanted to tell villa power couple Ron and Lana,
but they were nowhere to be seen.
Do you think this sand's natural?
IAIN: Where were they when the drama unfolded?
They were dancing with the others a few minutes earlier.
And they were right behind Claudia and Keanan.
This morning, I woke up
and found out they were getting a bit frisky in bed. Oh.
So must have something to say about it.
What is that, a river? A stream?
What could live in this?
Fish, ducks...
Probably some birds, I don't know, like a flamingo.
You know what I'd really like, is a lion walking across there.
Can run up to speeds... Do you think it could get us?
Yes, cos it's shallow. I'm scared now.
I'm not here to mess around, fun and games,
you are hurting feelings here.
# Like a lionheart... #
RON: I'd have to sort of, like, just distract it.
I'd have to literally set fire to myself.
Aw. I'd probably grab the pillow, fend it off a little bit.
Then I'd give it a little dig in the face,
but I mean, I'm dead regardless, but at least you'd survive.
Don't say that.
IAIN: But while Ron talked of heroically and selflessly
saving Lana, unfortunately, some Islanders were walking
straight into the lion's den.
As lioness of love Maya crashed the party
and everyone knows that means someone's going home.
With the fewest votes and therefore dumped from the island is...
Olivia and Maxwell.
But they weren't the only prey, as Olivia and Maxwell
were asked to throw another couple to the lions.
Keanan and Claudia.
Well, that was all a bit "roar".
But at least we learnt that Ron would save Lana from a lion.
Let's hope he's not a cheetah.
IAIN: It's that time of the show once again.
It's Beach Hut Bonanza!
And this week I asked them to tell me what grosses them out.
Erm... Erm...
Things that gross me out... Really bad BO.
Bad breath.
Bad breath has got to be up there for me.
Burping, I can't deal with it. I'd rather someone fart on me.
Shaq's farts. Like, his farts are absolutely disgusting.
Eurgh! No, thank you!
People with sweaty armpits.
Yellow stains on the armpits of their shirt.
Especially if you're dancing with your hands above your head
and you've got puddles under your arms.
HE GAGS Yeah, no.
Oh, spots proper gross me out.
When people have the yellow heads on their face,
and they don't squeeze them or get rid of them.
When you're having a shower and there's, like, a big clump of hair.
Girls' hair when it's just round the shower.
Definitely a clogged up sink.
Whether it's hair on your head, pubic, I just know.
Eurgh, so gross! Oh, and grime on the shower. Yeah.
I can't do feet at all.
Even Tanya's made a couple of jokes about, like, me sucking her toe.
HE GAGS Like, nah.
Tom's scabby toe. It's a beauty that one.
I don't know how Samie sleeps at night sharing a bed with that toe.
I can't deal with it. I can't. I just...
I show Samie it sometimes and she freaks out.
SHE GAGS I can't.
Certain words like "moist".
It makes you sort of, like, go, "Urgh", why are saying that word?
Just use another word.
I hate the feel of frozen food.
I literally can't even talk about it.
Flies because flies literally eat poo.
Like, that's really gross.
So if, like, a fly goes on your food,
you've probably got shit on your food.
When people chew really loudly.
Lots of food in their teeth, especially when you tell that
the food has been there for, like, more than ten minutes.
Someone is just going... SUCKING
Ahhhh!
That's so disgusting, I don't even wanna think about it.
Mushy food.
Mushy peas.
Oysters, worst thing I've ever put in my gob.
Soup, ugh. Lumpy soup.
I can't eat something that looks like baby sick,
that's just a big no-no.
Cherry tomatoes, I will actually vomit.
Yeah, it's making me gag now thinking about it. I'm, like, ugh.
SHE GAGS Eurgh. Gross.
And obviously I hate baked beans. They gross me out. Oof.
IAIN: Tune in next week for another instalment of...
Beach Hut Bonanza.
We have time for one last clip
and it's from resident rapper Farmer Will.
# We're born with the rhythm Born with the rhyme. #
Yeah-heh-heh, baby!
Does that make him a fapper?
# I've been rapping for them But I can rap for you, too
# Sitting cross-legged You look like a poo. #
HE LAUGHS
I've got a great rap name for him.
Take it away, Frappe Will.
# It's MC Will getting ready for bed In the Love Island villa
# We're not joking Girls, you can see them
# Chiller
# I need to brush my teeth. #
Tune in next week for another Unseen Bits.