IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island...
The ones who have their drama nice and early and then get comfy,
they just cruise.
MUSIC: 'Voodoo Chile' by The Jimi Hendrix Experience
My love, you've just revealed your whole game plan.
Apparently, everyone has a game plan.
They think I'm playing a game.
I'm 100% got your back on this.
I know you don't want me to get into drama,
but I'll flip.
I'm OK with it right now because I'm fuming.
If they wanted drama, they'll have it now.
IAIN STIRLING: Tonight...
You plant a seed in my girlfriend's head
that I'm playing some sort of game.
But, Ron, you said it.
..there's dramas...
I just feel like things aren't the same in here.
I don't feel like anyone is with me. I want her to have my back.
And get ready because this villa's...
# Get your rocks off... #
..got talent.
# Get your rocks off Get your rocks off honey
# Get your rocks off Get your rocks off honey... #
Following the ranking challenge, Ron wants to speak to Sammy
about what she's been saying about him.
I did warn producers if you if you allow this lot
to spend the day ranking, things are going to get messy.
All right. Do you want me to come with?
Er, no, not for the minute.
That one's burning me.
Sammy, can I chat you for a little bit?
Samie, can I chat you for a little bit?
Of course. Cheers.
I really don't understand why everyone is chatting shit.
Yeah, it's just not nice, like...
You're all right. Don't be upset.
You be right, honestly.
It's just not nice for him.
I feel like it's all attacking Ron today.
It's, like, little things that people are making out of nothing.
It's not nice. No, it's really not.
I don't understand why he is getting all the stick.
How are you for a start?
I am not going to lie, man, I am quite livid.
I know. I thought you would be. Like, livid.
It's been a tough day as well. It's one thing after another.
I'm just not going to have it. I'm just not.
I'm not having a whole gaff, about one challenge,
where people think I'm going to play a game.
I'm not being funny, that fire pit conversation, I did not say that,
"Oh, yeah, to be successful in here or to be a strong couple,
"all the strong couples, they go through hard times to begin with.
"And then get back together and then cruise to the end."
Ron, you did say that. Ron's hands are going.
Huh? Don't turn. Ron's hands are going.
In what way are we spinning this to make the context about me
saying that I'm going to do that same thing?
But this is how it's been perceived, Ron.
And people are talking about it.
But the only way that's been perceived as by either you or Tom
But the
But the only
But the only way
But the only way that's
But the only way that's been
perceived
is by either you or Tom
going away and taking that and then making out as if it's said that way.
It was weird, though. It was a weird comment.
You know me and I'm not being funny, like, it's not great
when someone is going around and saying,
"Oh, it sounds a bit off."
I'm lucky how special Lana is and how she takes it,
and how strong she is on it
because that will plant a seed in my girlfriend's head
that I'm playing some sort of game.
But, Ron, you said it.
Why are you running with it?
I'm not running with nothing.
All I'm saying is that is what you said.
And it could be perceived as weird. And everyone has an opinion on it.
If I get a whiff of anyone talking about me being a game player
or any conversation, I swear to God, I'll go mental. Mm.
If they've got an opinion, yeah, they'll say it to me.
They should say it. Right?
And if they don't, then it's ratty behaviour, I think it's pathetic.
Please relay your opinion
on the fact you don't think I'm game-playing
and you don't think it was perceived in that way
because I'm not having nine other people think that I'm game-playing
when I've got my girlfriend in here
and people are talking behind my back.
I can't influence nine other people's opinion.
But they didn't see it.
Yes, I know, but I can't influence nine other people's opinion.
I have had a chat with you.
Whoever does think it, if they do, you need to talk directly to them.
I'm not doing that, I'm not cleaning up, like all of that.
How are you feeling now? Mm... bit pissed off. Yeah? Yeah.
Mate, to be fair...
I'm not going to pass too much comment because...
Yeah, I just think it's another thing that's been taken
way out of context. He's so upset, you know.
Sat there, tears in his eyes, yeah.
The past three weeks, he's been there
for every single person in here when they've been down
and they've been at their lowest
and then he gets it all thrown back in his face
and people are literally putting one finger up at him
and just being like, "you're a knobhead".
I'm sorry it's been blown out of proportion so much
and I know you've had a shit day.
I didn't want to go round like this, you know how I work
and you know this isn't how it would have played out.
I still rate you, Samie, it's just pique.
As long as you and Lana are fine, that's all that matters.
She's unreal and don't let things like that,
she knows me better, and everything else. Yeah, good.
They're done now. Who... did they do anything? Hug, or...
They're both walking away. Oh, God.
They're walking separately, as well.
D'you know what?
My conversation with Ron, I'd like to say went well,
but it didn't, really.
He basically held me accountable for everyone's opinions in here
and I weren't having that.
There's not a chance, we're all adults, we hear something,
we all form our own opinion, I'm not in everyone's heads,
they all have a right to think how they think.
You all right? How you doing?
Sore, mate, I'm not gonna lie.
I've got mess to clean up for the next couple of days
with people's opinions.
You've said nothing about anybody, you been there for everybody.
It's fucking done my head in.
You've been there for every single one of them
and they're all so quick to throw their opinions on you,
take her word.
Me and her are calm, but the problem is, I said, Samie,
I've got nine other people in here, they're all talking about me,
thinking that I've said something weird,
and none of them are going to come up to me
and say what they actually thought.
They've had all day to say something, but they haven't.
Ah, just, it does my head in, but...
Mate, it's not fair, though,
because you've been there for every single person.
I know, but people don't see it that way and the problem is,
none of them have got a backbone where they'll say, look,
this was said by Samie, I have got my opinion on it
and then I'll talk to them about it and be like, look, I get it,
but it wasn't said that way. But they're not gonna.
You'll be all right, bro.
I should get a medal for that conversation.
If there's anyone I back to not back down on that, it's you. Yeah.
I'm having none of it. At least the boys like him, though.
Like the boys back home. That's my girl.
CHUCKLING
RON SIGHS: You all right? Want to go and chat, or are you OK?
I'm all right. Come and sit. Oh, God, you looked pissed.
How was that?
I'm glad she spoke to me, or I spoke to her.
Yeah, you called her.
I said to her, now that you've spoken to me
and she said she thought it was weird,
I said like I'd hoped that you'd go around now
and it would be like, "look, I've spoken to him,
"it weren't actually like that." Mm.
But she said, oh, that's not me, people have their own opinions.
I was like, but you understand... No, but it started from her.
I know, and now I've got to go round and clean up a mess
that shouldn't even be a mess.
But do you feel like you need to, though? Course I do. I wouldn't.
If it was something that I actually said what I thought,
yeah, I'm controversial, but I stand by it
and then judge me, then yeah, fairs.
I don't think anyone thought you were game-playing,
they just thought that comment was odd. That's it.
It's just pique. It hasn't changed anyone's opinion.
It's him. I'm good, man. Yeah?
Bro, it's been mad day, man.
You had a lot on your plate, brother.
IAIN: Tanya's giving Samie her take on the Ron sitch,
and it's like that old saying,
if you can't stand the bitchin', get out the kitchen!
I think that's how it goes.
I basically got, like, the first comment from him, like,
"Oh, I've gotta go clean up a mess now."
"This is that."
And I said, "What do you have to clean up?"
And he was like, "Everyone's opinions."
And I was like, "You don't need to clean up anything."
People think what they think. I think what I think.
Tanya, he held me accountable for everyone's opinions in here,
and he said, "I think you should go and tell everyone in here
"what you now think, to change their mind."
And I turned around and said, "Nuh-uh."
"I'm not doing that, sorry."
"I'm not accountable for how people's... Are you mad?"
I said, "All I've done was relay exactly what you said,
"and people formed their own opinions." That's it.
No-one is, like, talking about your whole experience in here,
but it's just the comment you made was odd.
Like, it's weird. Yes.
He's full of it.
And there's no point telling him, cos he won't see it.
Yeah. Literally.
And once again...
WHISPERING: ..it's Kai, Sanam, Ron and Lana.
I promise you, though, Ron, he could talk himself out of prison.
I'm telling you now, babe, he'll get himself out.
The mood in the villa tonight is very strange.
I feel like there is a divide.
I don't think anything got through to Ron.
He just doesn't hear anything,
and he still continues to say he loves everyone in here,
which is nice, but that's not true.
# No hard feelings, honey
# There'll be no bad blood... #
How is everyone tonight?
Someone's had a night and a half.
I just wanna go to bed. Yeah?
Check it.
All eyes on you.
How have you found tonight?
I just feel like there's a weird dynamic at the minute, as well,
which isn't nice.
I said to him, I was like,
"I don't actually think you should go round and talk to everyone."
No. Cos you know what it will do, it will make it even worse.
# Crying in the bathtub
# To Love Is A Losing Game... #
Today was today, that's it. You know?
I don't need to think any more of it.
# No hard feelings, honey
# Next time you come my way... #
# No hard feelings, honey
# And we both will take the win... #
IAIN: Last night, there were awkward 'ronversations'
that were 'rontroversial', and I've 'rontemplated' things
'ronstructively', weighed up the pros and 'rons',
and I think we need an 'intervenron'...
OK, that last one doesn't work.
Good morning!
Morning! Morning.
How did everyone sleep?
Good. Good.
Did you sleep OK? Mm-m.
Did you
Did you sleep
Did you sleep OK?
Mm-hm.
You?
# Cos I'm not here to make friends
# No, I'm not here to make friends
# Yeah...
How was everyone's day yesterday?
Busy.
Who's excited for today?
Another day in paradise!
Good day today.
# I need a la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la-la
# I need a la, la, La, la, la, la, la, la-la
# I need a lover I need a lover
# I need a lover I need a lover...
Do you think it's, like, squashed between, like, Samie and Ron
and stuff or...
Samie said she did squash it with Ron. Yeah.
Yeah, I think at the end of the day,
like, everyone just wants sort of peace to get on.
So, I think they may have just, like, sort of cleared the air,
but I don't know how they really feel. Yeah.
After me and Samie spoke, and we had a big conversation about it,
and we're fine.
Like I said, I rate Samie so much and I just would've expected her
to just pull me straight away and be, like,
"That sounds a bit weird, Ron, like, what you mean by that?"
Because it's not just me this impacts,
like, I have a missus.
Everything that I do, my actions,
I have to hold responsible for how it looks for both of us.
Lana's the one being impacted by this as well.
That could plant a seed in her head.
It's just not nice for her and I hope everyone can sort of understand
how that comes across for her.
How are you both this morning?
Obviously, it was an eventful day.
Especially for you and Ron. Mm.
Oh, don't get upset.
What is it you're upset about?
I just feel like things aren't the same in here and, like, yesterday,
with the whole thing, I didn't feel like anyone was with me,
no-one had my back.
Like, no-one really came to see me.
And I
And I didn't
And I didn't have
anyone to turn to, girls-wise.
We've all got your back.
It may not seem like it, but we have.
I don't want to live my next, however long we're in here,
thinking that some of you boys might think I'm genuinely playing a game,
I don't have any...
But, but, honestly, I don't want you thinking that we're all sat there
giving our opinions. Yeah.
I really don't care.
Yeah, but now I've got to go and clean up a mess.
I don't think you have to clean up a mess, bro, because it's like,
we all live in the same place, at minimum, we all have to be civil,
but you don't have to be friends with everybody,
do you know what I mean?
There's going to be certain people that have better opinions of you,
there's going to be some people that don't have as great opinions
of you, it just... It is what it is, let's move on.
So, ladies, Lana's feeling a little bit down
and a bit like she hasn't got girls in here and is really upset.
So, what I think we should do this morning is,
let's have, like, a girly breakfast.
Girly breakfast! Agreed!
Just us girls.
Oh, that would be cute. It would be cute.
I think she'll really, really like it.
And just, like, a reminder to her that she's got us in here.
She's got us in here.
Yeah, like, it's not a reflection on you,
anything that Ron's said to anyone or done or anything like that. Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Everyone loves her.
The boys love her, they hold her in such high regard.
Yeah, I think that will be cute.
I feel like we are always here for each other.
There is no divide between the girls.
Never. We have never, ever had that.
And we never will. We are all here for each other.
IAIN STIRLING: The girls want to make Lana
a breakfast guaranteed to cheer her up.
I can help you out there, start with a strong morning lager...
OK, I've done the heavy lifting. Over to you.
What are we making?
We're just going to do, like, fruit on a plate with, like, the muffins.
Love it.
Lana, you reckon you could do, like, a winged eyeliner on me? Yeah.
I feel like something's missing from my face.
Thank you. Of course.
My role in the Lana surprise is to distract Lana,
which, you know what, I'm a good talker,
I feel like I'm actually going to be really good at this role.
What am I going to do when I don't have you to do my eyeliner?
You'll always have me to do your eyeliner.
Does everyone like an iced latte?
Yeah. OK.
Shall I take it over? Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, that's everything, right?
OK, muffins here.
Oh, this looks beautiful.
ALL: Oh, Lana! We're ready.
What are we ready for? Waiting for you.
Having a little girls breakfast. It's for you, babe.
Is this for me? Yeah.
Take a seat.
Thanks, now I've got a winged eyeliner for the day.
We wanted to cheer you up. Oh, guys.
Yeah, we wanted to remind you that you do have us.
And we do love you to bits
and we are all here for you through everything.
You are making me cry.
I am so glad the girls have done that.
They have just done a little food thing for her, I think.
Lana, I think you've got the biggest heart,
you're the kindest person I've ever come across.
And I think you deserve the world.
And we want you to know how valued you are in here.
Guys, what the hell?
From day one, I felt like you were amazing.
You don't even know how nice you are, honestly.
Guys! Lana, I think that you are just the sweetest little soul.
You're always so good to come to for advice.
And the fact that you do my winged eyeliner every night
when you have got your own make-up to do, just shows how nice you are.
Shall we cheers? Let's cheers.
I just want to say also, I love you all
and you're honestly a massive part of my life now.
And I'm so happy I have got you. ALL: Oh!
Dig in. Which one do you want? Chocolate.
It was so nice. I feel like that's what...
Not even just me, it's what we all needed, just to bring us
back to how we were and to get as all close again.
back to
back to how
back to how we
back to how we were
and
back to how we were and to
back to how we were and to get
us all close again.
They're like my sisters in here. And we are all so close.
It's just sometimes you lose track of things.
IAIN STIRLING: I think what we've learned today
is that it doesn't pay to talk behind the Islander's backs,
unless you do it into a microphone in a booth,
in which case, it pays quite nicely thanks very much.
I do feel sorry for Lana.
I don't think she's never stepped a foot out of line.
I just think people should focus on their own situation,
their own couple.
Everyone had such an opinion.
Why can't everyone just stand up, grow a pair and be like,
"I think there is, this is why," and that's it, move on.
"I think this, this is why," and that's it, move on.
I think if you care enough to voice an opinion,
you should care enough to have a chat with him,
do you know what I mean?
Yeah, there's no need to speak about it any more, you know what I mean?
And that's why we've done this nice thing this morning
with all the girls because it's not nice.
She felt like she didn't have close friends in here.
And, last night, when she wanted to turn to someone,
she didn't have anyone to turn to. She said that's how she felt.
You need your friendship, you need your time with your friends as well.
And for her to feel like, even for one second,
that she didn't have that, it kills me. Yeah.
I think the divide actually stems from the boys.
Sometimes Ron and Lana just literally go and sit up there.
But now you said that, I'm like, is that on us?
I hope she's feeling better. I'm sure she is.
It's not like Mean Girls, that you can't sit with us.
Lana and anyone is always, always welcome.
Hopefully, going forward, we
can all be like one big happy family.
IAIN: The girls ignored my advice about Lana's breakfast.
Their loss, girls.
If you're thinking of making Lana a cheer-up lunch, one thought.
A strong afternoon lager. You're welcome.
So nice. That was such a nice breakfast.
Yeah, it was nice. Yeah.
There's loads of muffins left if you lot want 'em. Yeah. No.
We had one each. Don't you want a muffin?
Do you not like blueberry muffins? Love them.
So why don't you want a muffin? And banana ones.
I'm not the muffin man.
The muffin man!
You're not a muffin.
TEXT ALERT
I've got a text!
HE READS ALOUD
WHOOPING, CHEERING
Yes!
HE CONTINUES READING ALOUD
ALL: Talent show, talent show!
Jesus. I haven't really got many talents, to be fair.
I can kick a ball, just about.
ALL: Talent show, talent show, talent show, talent show!
I've got no talents.
LAUGHTER
I'm gonna be honest,
the only thing I'm really good at is talking and going to the gym.
So I don't know what I'm gonna do here.
No, we've got this.
Oh, my God, this is gonna be a fun night.
I can't wait to watch everyone's talents.
Oh, get ready to get the ick.
LAUGHTER
The ick.
IAIN: Tonight, the Islanders are gonna take part
in a show that's just like Britain's Got Talent,
except it isn't in Britain, Simon Cowell's not involved,
and there is absolutely no talent.
Very excited to see everyone's talents,
but at the same time, very nervous to do my own talent.
Are you? Yeah.
I think, just have fun with it.
I know. I just think, if it doesn't go my way,
it's gonna be a laugh, I hope.
We are so untalented, it's not even funny.
Are you ready, Tom?
I'm ready, baby.
I wish I was ready. LAUGHTER
Kai is shitting himself.
Look who it is, Peppa Pig.
LAUGHTER
If I see any of you not clapping, we are not friends any more.
Don't stop.
# Cos my world revolves around you It's so hard for me to breathe... #
WHOOPING
WHOOPING CONTINUES
Cheers to loads of fun, loads of laughs,
and hopefully a bit of talent. CHEERING
Come on, then.
# If you ain't here I just can't breathe
# There's no air, no air. #
IAIN: The Love Island talent show is here.
Viewers joining us on catch up,
spare a thought for those of us watching it live,
cos we can't fast forward through this.
I want to raise a glass,
and just congratulate everybody to being here with me today.
LAUGHTER
Respect.
# Let's go on with the show. #
CHEERING
IAIN: We're kicking things off with one of our strongest acts.
Shaq is gonna partially undress next to a chair.
And, yes, I did say strongest.
# Jump on it, let's do it... #
SCREAMING
# My saddle's waiting
# Come and jump on it
# Jump on it, lets do it... #
# Jump
# Jump on
# Jump on it,
let's do it... #
She's gone. TANYA SCREAMS
De, de, de,
de, de... SCREAMS
SHE SCREAMS
# Let's do it Ride it, my pony... #
It was so fun, like, he was so sexy.
He was just, oh, he was giving!
Like, who doesn't want a man like him?
SHE SCREAMS
# Ride it, my pony
# My saddle's waiting
# Come and jump on it. #
CHEERING
Shaq is just, like, next level.
Where did he learn to dance like that?
Shaq, are you sure you worked in airports before?
You didn't have a little side hustle?
LAUGHTER
I might've had a little second job when I came out of it.
IAIN: Next up is magician Lana,
who's about to make all our viewers disappear.
Hey presto.
Right, guys, I'm gonna be doing a little magic trick for you all.
Ron's gonna be my assistant, and I'm gonna blow your minds.
CHEERING
Right, Ron, give them a shuffle.
And then, once you're done, lay them out in pairs on the table.
It's a party trick that my dad showed me.
It never fails. Thank you, Dad.
OK, each couple come up, grab a pair, and memorise it.
Sometimes, I forget my own surname, let alone my own two cards.
Right, Ron, please gather the pairs, including the ones on the table.
Ron assisted very well.
He didn't even know he was coming up, to be honest.
Done? Yeah. OK, right, give them to me.
I'm gonna place them down,
and then I'm gonna guess each of your cards. No way.
No, you're not. ALL: No, you're not!
OK, Samie and Tom, come up, please.
OK, I'm gonna get it now.
You have to give me the vibes, though.
Send it to me. LAUGHTER
I think your cards...
No way! ..are these two.
Whoa! THEY EXCLAIM IN BEWILDERMENT
Are you having me on? Yeah.
You can take and go back. Wow!
Jessie and Will...
The Legendary Lana - honestly, I don't know how she done it.
It's the... Yeah! ..eight of hearts...
Nice job! ..and the three of hearts.
Yeah. Yeah!
Your cards are the nine of hearts and the ten of hearts.
Yeah. There you go.
I think your cards might be
the seven of hearts and the eight of hearts.
No way! Yeah, they are!
It was so, like, mesmerising. Yeah, it was amazing.
OK... Your cards are the six of hearts and the nine of diamonds.
No... No?!
Nine and ten of diamonds.
Tanya's next up, and it's really not fair.
When she shakes her booty, everybody applauds.
But when I shake my booty, I get kicked off the bus.
Go on, T!
CLUB MUSIC PLAYS
Tanya was unreal!
It was amazing. She was ten out of ten.
The way that girl can move. Like, them hips, ah!
Like, everything about that performance was so good.
Yeah, I just told her, like, keep them...
Save them moves for later as well, do you know what I'm saying?
HE CHUCKLES
THEY CHEER
Next up is Kai, who's gonna draw a portrait with a tiny pencil.
Oh, and speaking of tiny pencils,
Farmer Will's gonna do some very revealing modelling.
You all right, guys?
Today, I'm going to do some life drawing.
But every good artist needs two things.
First thing being time,
second thing being a beautiful assistant.
So, today, we have our very own Will.
THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD
Oh, God! SHE CHUCKLES
THEY CHEER AND LAUGH
I think Will enjoyed being the model there a little bit too much.
But you know what? I enjoyed it, too.
MUSIC: 'My Heart Will Go On'
Wow!
I'm gonna paint you like one of my French girls,
and I want you to look directly at me, in my eyes.
THEY LAUGH
Being Will, that was just... I didn't know where to look.
Oh, no! LAUGHTER
THEY CHEER
Stop humping the grapes! THEY LAUGH
SEDUCTIVELY: Stop it!
He's wasted in PE. Get him in art! He can do drawings of me any day!
ALL: Aw! APPLAUSE
My beautiful artwork!
THEY SCREAM IN SHOCK, APPLAUSE
That's really good!
Oh, sick! Yeah, do you like it?
I love it!
Honestly, the technique, the drawing, the grapes.
The sunburn on the nose.
Who can get sunburn on the nose in a drawing? Kai did.
CHEERING, WHOOPING
MUSIC: 'Don't Cha' by The Pussycat Dolls
IAIN: Jessie and Rosie are gonna sing for us,
so come on, everyone, put your hands together,
preferably over your ears.
Whoo, whoo!
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend Was hot like me?
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend Was free like me?
# Don't
# Don't cha
# Don't cha wish
# Don't cha wish your
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend
Was
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend Was a
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend Was a freak
like me?
# Don't cha? #
CHEERING, WHOOPING
I did not know where to look, to be honest with you.
The twerking, everything that went with it,
I was honestly taken back by that performance.
Not so much the singing,
but the dancing and certain areas of the body.
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend Was fun like me?
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend Was free like me? #
WHOOPING, CHEERING
# Don't cha? #
Whoo!
WHOOPING
CHEERING
Whoo!
CHEERING
APPLAUSE
WOLF WHISTLING
We fucked it up so much!
BIG BAND SWING MUSIC
IAIN: Earlier, Samie told me she was a tap expert.
I handed her a spanner and told her to fix the leaky pipes.
Whoo!
It was the red lipstick, the jacket,
the hat, the stick.
Looking so sexy and so cute at the same time.
SHOES TAP, CHEERING
SHOES TAP
# Give it all the rhythm That you've got
# It don't mean a thing If it ain't got that swing... #
Yes, Samie!
# Doo-wop, doo-wop
# Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo-wop... #
CHEERING
Go on, girl! Go on, girl!
What can she not do, eh? Yeah, that is a proper talent.
I know we're having banter tonight, but that's a proper talent.
Yeah, bless her, man.
Go on, Samie!
CHEERING
WHOOPING
APPLAUSE
WHOOPING
IAIN STIRLING: The Love Island talent show is continuing,
and here comes Ron.
He's holding a Rubik's cube and a watch,
so either he's going to do the cube or tell us the time.
Let's go, Ron, boy!
I might sound like I'm thick, but I do actually have a nerdy side.
And I know how to solve the Rubik's cube.
Right, and I'm gonna try to do it in 90 seconds.
90 seconds? 90 seconds.
We mixed that cube so much,
and I was like, "He's not gonna do it."
Right, 90 seconds, yeah? Three, two, one, go!
# It's the final countdown... #
Oh, my, look at his fingers! Look his fingers move!
What is going on?
30 seconds. You've got this.
I must admit, guys, you've mashed this up well.
No, you've got it.
# The final countdown... # What are his fingers doing?
I feel more intelligent just watching this!
One minute! That's one minute!
Oh, my God. He's gonna do it. He's gonna do it.
20 seconds.
How on earth does anybody do a Rubik's cube like that.
Like, it don't make sense.
It's like numbers are flying all out of his head.
Wow! # It's the final countdown... #
One minute, 20. THEY CHEER AND SCREAM
# It's the final countdown. # THEY CHEER
So cool! There you go!
I was shaking a bit. What was it? One minute, 29 seconds.
THEY CHEER
There you go!
We know Ron is good at getting himself out of sticky situations,
and that Rubik's cube was definitely one of them.
I honestly could not have called it. One minute, 29!
That's sick, well done!
There you go.
Everyone's got a little, hidden talent or a surprise
in the locker.
Casey doesn't like blowing his own trumpet,
so we've loaned him one.
THEY CHEER
No way!
Go on, my boy. THEY CHEER
Yes, Casey! THEY CHEER
Right, can I have silence, please, in the audience.
You got it! You got it!
HE BLOWS TRUMPET UNTUNEFULLY
THEY IMITATE TRUMPET, MUFFLED LAUGHTER
GIRLS CACKLE
You're doing great (!) TRUMPET NOTES BELLOW
Yes!
Casey and that trumpet... Jesus! Oh, my...
What... What was he doing?
TRUMPET PLAYS TUNELESSLY, LAUGHTER
The poor boy. He didn't know what he was doing.
TRUMPET BLARES, THEY CHEER
Bravo! Bravo! THEY CHEER
Thank you, thank you.
Bravo! Bravo! Thank you.
I honestly looked at him and just thought, oh, he's SO cute!
Ohh, like, he was terrible, it was terrible,
but it was so good at the same time. GIGGLES
CHEERING
IAIN: Sanam's got an unusual talent.
To be fair, one of this lot having ANY talent
is unusual enough on its own.
CHEERING Go, Sanam!
So... EXHALES DRAMATICALLY
..my talent is being able to cry on demand.
Oh, Kai, watch out!
So, to show this, I will perform "Love Island: The Story" by Sanam.
Yes!
Whooo! LAUGHS
SNIFFLES
The time when I met Kai and he kissed me for the first time,
it was like something out of a movie.
I was filled with so much love, I shed a tear.
Please behold the moment I shed a tear.
LAUGHTER
SNIFFLES
Yes, silence, please.
It was obvious I was using the rain to help me cry!
Can I just say, the rain just added, it added to my scene
and it made it more dramatic.
The other day, the public had been voting and rating us Islanders.
Kai and I were voted the most intelligent. I felt so much pride.
Please behold the moment.
I felt that like I was listening to our very own, like,
Shakespeare Love Island poem or something, with Sunam's story.
I almost shed a tear.
# Don't make me cry. #
She's crying, everyone!
You know what, I was so confused by Sunam's crying on demand
cos I actually saw the tears fly down her face
and that's got me a bit nervous in this sort of relationship
we've got going, if she's going to cry on demand.
# I have nothing, nothing... #
Thank you, everyone.
LAUGHTER, CHEERING
I was actually getting really upset. Behold the moment.
Sunam was amazing.
IAIN: Next up is MC Farmer Will, e-i-e-i-YO!
Go, Farmer Will! Seriously, though, for the love of God, please GO.
RAPPING: Everyone in the Love Island villa
Put your hands in the air to see this fella
It's MC Will, Will on the mic
Everybody, what? Just hold on tight.
You're gonna get strapped in to see this tight
Hopefully this rap won't end in a fight.
CHEERING
Another one, please!
Shaq, let's start with you, I know you're 6 foot 3.
Stacked, a mannequin attack,
But that wasn't enough when mine came back.
CHEERING
Tiny TT, where do I even start?
You said you loved the boy, but you treated him like a toy.
SCREECHING
That's cheeky, that!
Kai, our very own Mr Biology Guy
I'm not gonna lie, your chat is kinda dry.
LAUGHTER
Sanam, are you enjoying your time in the Villa?
Because from where I'm stood, it's looking vanilla.
LAUGHTER Go, Will! Go, Will!
Tiny terrace Tom, I think he's the biggest menace
Bringing every single bae upstairs to play.
Whoever comes in, he'll just say "I'll give the time of day.
LAUGHTER
Lovely Lana, it's gonna be hard to say,
you must be tired from sitting on that fence all day.
THEY SCREECH
Fair enough, I'll take it on the chin.
I'm here for it, as long as it was funny.
Ron strategically thinking at every shot,
and people wonders why he's playing a game or not.
LAUGHTER
Casey, Casey, Casey, where do I begin?
I'll start by saying you look like Lord Farquaad's been put in a bin.
LAUGHTER
Using all these girls in your plan,
they should realise you're not that man.
And to finish off with my queen, Jessie,
I'm sorry for kissing Layla and making it messy.
Aw!
Running away from down under,
and you finished off by getting this British thunder.
CHEERING
You wanted a manly man and were stuck with me.
And I promise, in the long run, you'll be hap-py.
CHEERING
ALL CHANT: Go Will, go Will!
I didn't even know that MC Will had that many opinions.
Oh, my days. But only Will could get away with it.
ALL CHANT: Go Will, go Will!
CHEERING
CHEERING CONTINUES SHAQ: Check it!
Check it.
Well done. It's just a game.
LAUGHTER
Everyone felt my rhythm tonight.
Whoo! CHEERING
IAIN: Tom is bringing down the curtain on an unforgettable night.
And did we save the best for last?
No. No, we didn't at all.
It's Tommy Clare!
CHEERING
SONG: 'Just The Way You Are'
Oh, I love this song!
This one goes out to all the beautiful ladies out there.
But tonight, I'm dedicating it to one beautiful girl right there.
CHEERING
SINGS OUT OF TUNE: # Oh, her eyes, her eyes
# Make the stars Look like they're not shinin'
# Her hair, her hair
# Falls perfectly without her tryin'
# She's so beautiful And I tell her everyday
# Yeah, I know, I know
# When I compliment her She won't believe me
# And it's so, it's so
# Sad to think That she don't see what I see
# But every time she asks me Do I look OK?
# I say... #
Yes, Tom!
# When I see your face
# There's not a thing That I would change
# Cos, girl, you're amazing
# Just the way you are... #
Honestly, Tom melted everyone's heart.
# There's not a thing That I would change
# Cos you're amazing
# Just the way you are
# The way you are
# The way you are... #
Do you know what?
It was out of time, and he was out of tune,
but it was great.
# Cos you're amazing
# Just the way you are... #
It literally couldn't have been a better song, a better situation,
a better person to sing it. It was just, honestly, magical.
# And when you smile
# The whole world stops And stares for a while... #
It was like a scene out of the finale of a movie.
The rain was falling on our faces.
I actually think the rain added to the night.
Bring on the rain.
# Cos, girl, you're amazing
# Just the way you are. #
CHEERING
Whoo!
CHEERING
Yeah, baby.
Now it's time to have your say.
Head to the app where you can access voting
and vote for your favourite couple.
Those with the fewest votes
are at risk of being dumped from the island.
So, will it be...?
Remember, you are voting for your favourite couple.
You can pick one couple
and you have just 15 minutes to make your decision.