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IAIN STIRLING:
Previously, on Love Island...

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TEXT ALERT

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"The public has been voting
for their favourite couple."

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# If I fall

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# Oh, will I survive? #

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"The couple with the fewest votes,

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"and therefore dumped
from the island, is..."

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TEXT ALERT

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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"Rosie and Casey."

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I'm glad I'm leaving with you.

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JESSIE: Aww.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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IAIN: Tonight...

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DISTANT CRYING

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IAIN: ..get ready...

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BABIES CRY

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TANYA SQUEALS

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Oh, my days!

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Oh, that's horrible, cut it off!

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IAIN: ..for the babies.

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Help, someone!

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No!
No, I know.

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Mummy doesn't love you!

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Oh, my God!
All right!

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BABIES SCREAM

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TANYA SCREAMS

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IAIN: Last night, Rosie and Casey
were dumped from the villa.

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Casey offered to play his trumpet on
the way out, but we asked him not to

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because we didn't want them leaving
on a sour note.

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THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD

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# So I'll be on the last train
To London

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# Oh, you can tell your lies

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# But don't you dare say that
I didn't ever try...

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# But

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# But don't

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# But don't you

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# But don't you dare

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# But don't you dare say

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# But don't you dare say that

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# But don't you dare say that
I

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# But don't you dare say that
I didn't

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# But don't you dare say that
I didn't ever

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# But don't you dare say that
I didn't ever try...

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# But don't you dare say that
I didn't ever try... #

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# But don't you dare say that
I didn't ever try... #

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It's shit, innit?

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# Try

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# Ooh...

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# Ooh... #

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# Ooh... #

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TOM SIGHS

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I had the worst feeling.

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It's gonna be so weird without him.

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Oh, man.

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It's so shit, innit?

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I'll be without my best mate.

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I know, I know.

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It's mad.

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He's, like, the one that got me,
like, the shit times, you know?

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Like when we were in Casa
and stuff.

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Mm, it was him.
Yeah.

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TOM SIGHS

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I remember when he first come in,
I were like,

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"Who's this idiot with long hair?"

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Yeah!
He keeps playing with his hair.

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Yeah, that's what I said!

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I said, "You looked well weird
when you walked in,

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"now you look so different!"

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So many laughs.

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Him and that trumpet!

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Oh, my God.

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Man...

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Fucking hell, I get emotional.

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Such a character.

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The dumpings, they never get easier.

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Coming into this place, you don't
think you'll meet people like this,

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but the bond you form with people,
it's incredible.

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And then when you have to see
someone walk out the door like that

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with a suitcase...

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It's tough. It really is.

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IAIN: In the vote, Jessie and Will
were in the bottom three,

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although Jessie's Australian, which
means everything's upside down,

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putting her in the top three.
So, she's in a fantastic mood.

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You OK?
Mm. I'm good.

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You OK?
Yeah.

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That was worrying, wasn't it?

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I feel like any extra day in here
is a definite bonus. Yeah.

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Can't take it for granted.
No.

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It was so shit seeing Casey go.
I know.

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It's just gonna be so weird,
the next few days,

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without Casey and Rosie.

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Especially Casey, likely he's such a
big personality in the villa. Yeah.

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And friendships are so big in here.

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He's been, like, such an amazing
support to you. Yeah.

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And he got to leave with someone
that he really cares about. Yeah.

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We could go next,
you know what I mean? Yeah.

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You never know.
100%.

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But I've, like, had the most fun
I've ever had. I know!

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I've had the most amazing time.

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And met the most amazing girl
and the most amazing friends.

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But I just think it's, like, so
amazing that if we had gone tonight,

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we're leaving together,
and we've met each other.

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I know.
Yeah.

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That's the most amazing thing.

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It is.

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I love you.
I love you, too.

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Dumpings,
definitely they do not get easier,

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and this one in particular is,
for me, the hardest one, for sure,

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just because of my relationship
I had with Casey.

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I feel like I've just lost
a brother. Yeah.

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You guys were really close.

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Tom and Will
are gonna take it really hard.

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Oh, bless them.
Shit doesn't get easier, does it?

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It's so sad, leaving,
obviously, but...

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At least they're leaving together.

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..if you leave with your person,
it's just, like, fine, innit? Hmm.

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I wasn't ready for this
experience to end for both of us,

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but if it did, me leaving with you
is... I've already won.

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IAIN: The Islanders are realising
that, with Casey gone,

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there's no talented musicians
in the villa.

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And to think just two hours ago,
Casey was still there,

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meaning there was no talented
musicians in the villa.

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Oh, my God, Rosie's gone.

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I feel like we've all just,
we were all so close.

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The shit we went through as well
with them boys.

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We've gone through so much.

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Those boys, the Musketeers,
I tell you that much. Whoo!

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# If I were to go

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# Tell me would you notice me? #

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I'm literally just a normal guy
from West London

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and I didn't think I'd come in here,
find one girl,

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find someone that I'd fall
in love with.

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Honestly, just make, like,
friendships for life.

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Gonna miss Casey, man.

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Love you, bro.
Love you, bro.

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# If I were to go

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# Tell me would you notice me? #

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Even though it's been,
like, a really, really shit night,

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and we're gonna miss Rosie and Casey
so much,

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aren't you guys all just, like,
so beyond blessed to still be here?

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Yeah.

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We're all so content and we've found
what we came here to find,

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but now it's, like,
we just enjoy it.

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# If I were to go

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# Tell me would you notice me?

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# If I were to go

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# Tell me would you notice me? #

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RECORDING OF BABIES CRYING

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IAIN: It's the morning,
and I can hear wailing, screaming

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and toys being thrown out of prams.

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It's either the Man United
dressing room last Sunday,

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or the babies are back.

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# Hit me, baby, one more time... #

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That's not the sound
you want to wake up to!

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SQUEALING

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Guys, there's fucking babies.

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# Oh, baby, baby
How was I supposed to know? #

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Let's go to our child.
Man!

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Shaq, we've got a baby!

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IAIN: Every couple
has their own baby.

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It'll be showered with kisses,
tender embraces

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and unconditional love,

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before being taken away
and melted down

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and turned into Tupperware sets.

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My one's a boy.

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How do you know?
Check the bits.

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Do we need a nappy?
Can you put a nappy on him?

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Who wants to put a nappy on?

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Do you wanna... They're girls shoes!
Are they?

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Yeah.

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He's gonna be
a little lambing farmer.

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Yes, he is.

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We're gonna get him on the farm,
he's gonna be on the tractors,

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milking the cows, seeing the sheep,
feeding the pigs.

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He kind of looks like a farmer.

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Oh!

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Look at it in a little dress!

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We've got a baby!

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Honestly, I don't know
what happened last night,

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but at what point
did you give birth?

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I just woke up, and she was there.

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I think we need
to take the nappy off.

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Mum's had enough already.

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We have a baby.

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LAUGHTER

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Kai, this is an ugly outfit.

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D'you know what? It's drippy.
It looks like Kai.

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LAUGHTER

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I think I am gonna have to be
the strict parent.

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I just don't really think
you've got it in you to shout.

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I'll be the fun one
and it will love me more,

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and they'll come to me
to complain about you,

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and I'll be like,
"Yeah, that's your dad,

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"but it's OK, I'm the fun mum."

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BABY CRYING
All right!

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We can all have our breakfast
with our babies.

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Oh, my gosh, yeah.

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Help, someone.
BABY CRYING

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I'm hoping that we take
today's challenge really seriously,

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because I do actually like kids,

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and I do eventually
want a kid one day.

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I want two, in fact.
Hello!

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BABY CRYING
I thought this was gonna be fun.

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It won't stop crying.

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IAIN: It's time to name the babies.

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Will and Jessie
were gonna name theirs

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after where it was conceived,

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but "In A Communal Bedroom
With 50 Cameras"

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didn't fit on the deed poll form.

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We shall name my child Bruno!

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OK, so we've got to go, ooh...
He's not a ball.

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Ooh, Bruno! Yeah!

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It's like a newborn baby,
got to protect the head.

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We've named the baby Bruno Fagan.

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Don't even use the word "we",
because it's all you.

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I didn't get a say.

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We've named him
after Bruno Fernandes.

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YOU'VE named him after him.
Man United's star man.

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IAIN: Bruno Fernandes?

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A baby that wails
and bawls its eyes out?

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Kai must have seen
the Man United-Liverpool game.

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So, what are Shaq
and Tanya thinking?

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She, since we have a girl...
Yeah.

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She should be called Shanya. Yeah.

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Shall we name her middle name,
like, after your mum?

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Oh, yes, babe.

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So Shanya Polite Muhammad.
Muhammad.

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Names.
Addie.

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Addie. For you god...
For my goddaughter.

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The only daughter's name that I can
come up with is Arabella.

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OK. Arabella.
So we could go... not Addiara.

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Addi-Bella.
Addi-Bella.

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Addi-Bella.
Addi-Bella.

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What do you wanna name her, then?

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What do you think?

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Go on, you do it,
cos I can't even talk right now.

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Tammie?

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Tom and Samie?
Tom and Samie - Tammie.

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Yeah. We'll call her Tammie.

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Name suggestions.

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You're gonna be Rufus. Whoo!

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Come here, Rufus.

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We've named him Baby Rufus.

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Rufus comes from a pet sheep
I had on the farm

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who passed away, sadly, last year.

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I think it's a cute little name,
Rufus.

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Yeah, Rufus suits him.

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I'm gonna be, like,
a modern day dad.

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What does that mean?
I sit back, sunbathe...

252
00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:23,660
Make me breakfast?
I'll make you breakfast.

253
00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:25,780
Make me a coffee?

254
00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:27,380
I'll make you coffee,
like I do every day,

255
00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:29,660
whilst you look after...
The baby.

256
00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:31,700
..Addi-Bella.

257
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:34,380
Bruno, this is our spot.
This is where we are every day.

258
00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:36,020
This is where you were conceived,
Bruno.

259
00:11:36,020 --> 00:11:38,100
SHE LAUGHS
No, Bruno, it's not.

260
00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:40,780
BABY CRYING
Get the bottle.

261
00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:44,700
BABY CRYING

262
00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:47,140
KAI BABBLES,
SANAM LAUGHS

263
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,660
KAI BABBLES

264
00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:50,460
BABY CRIES

265
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,100
It's really crying.

266
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:56,260
BABY CRIES
Sanam.

267
00:11:56,260 --> 00:12:01,060
BABY CRIES
Help.

268
00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:03,820
Is anyone else's screaming? Help!

269
00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:06,660
Lana, pat the bum.
Pat the bum?

270
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:09,300
Pat the bum.

271
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:13,340
SCREAMING

272
00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:18,740
Oh... It's gonna burst eardrums.

273
00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:23,700
SCREAMING CONTINUES

274
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:31,260
Ron?

275
00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:35,020
You're gonna have to make coffees
and hold the baby.

276
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,740
Careful with its head.

277
00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:42,220
Oh, my God.
Addi-Bella, don't you worry.

278
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,980
Sanam, your baby's crying out
the villa.

279
00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:47,260
IAIN: The trick to keeping
things sweet

280
00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:50,580
is a kiss, cuddle
and a large bottle.

281
00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:54,380
Works for babies
and Scottish voice-over guys.

282
00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:57,140
Ladies, that was exhausting.

283
00:12:57,140 --> 00:13:00,300
Ugh!
Let's hide in here.

284
00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,540
Now I understand, like, getting
a minute to yourself as a mother.

285
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:06,260
I've not slept. I'm tired.

286
00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:08,460
Ron has really surprised me.

287
00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:09,860
Do you know what?
I think babies scare him.

288
00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:11,380
Morning.

289
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:13,660
Where are you going?

290
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:17,900
CRYING

291
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,900
You're just gonna have to sit there
and cry for a bit.

292
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:24,460
No. No.

293
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:28,700
My hair is how I feel right now.

294
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:33,020
SCREAMS

295
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:35,940
Dad time!
Dads roll out.

296
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,820
Roll out, dads. Dad talk.

297
00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:42,060
Pram Battles of 2023.

298
00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:45,620
Wheelie, man. Oh, I'm gonna drift!

299
00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:51,900
TOM LAUGHS

300
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,340
LAUGHTER

301
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:55,700
His wheel's come off!

302
00:13:55,700 --> 00:14:05,420
CHUCKLES

303
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:07,860
IAIN: Oh, Jessie makes
a great mother figure.

304
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:10,580
The other day, a guy in a van
called me a mother figure.

305
00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:12,020
At least I think that's what
he said.

306
00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:13,460
DOLL CRIES

307
00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:15,820
Oh, my God.

308
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:18,580
Baby Rufus and then Baby Jessie.

309
00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:19,780
I'm not a baby.

310
00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:22,900
Come on.
No!

311
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:25,100
DOLL SCREAMS

312
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:26,580
LAUGHING: No,
this isn't helping, Will.

313
00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:32,380
See, if we double-rock you.

314
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:37,100
Why is this actually working?

315
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:40,500
My two babies.

316
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,060
It's been a long morning.

317
00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:45,700
Have you ruined my breakfast
because you can't do that?

318
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,380
Let me take your coffee.

319
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:53,780
SCREAMING

320
00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:59,740
Addi-Bella, take a day off.

321
00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:02,500
See. I've made her quiet as well.

322
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:08,060
I want to sit in the sunshine.
Oh, my God.

323
00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:10,180
Yeah, it's not as if I've got
two coffees and a baby here.

324
00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:12,060
Do you fancy helping?

325
00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:14,420
Oh, my days.
Are you taking the piss?

326
00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:17,980
I'm not. I'm just sat down.

327
00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:22,740
Honestly, basically what I've
realised is that you're useless.

328
00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:27,340
Can I have it now?
Not yet.

329
00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:28,380
You actually like it.

330
00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,740
Look, realistically speaking,

331
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:35,620
I've made you coffee, breakfast,
made her quiet.

332
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,420
I've smashed it so far,
and you've done absolutely nish

333
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:42,500
but do your make-up
and get in a bikini.

334
00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,140
Yeah, as a mother,
I needed to get ready.

335
00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:46,860
You're just like
the fit Range Rover mum.

336
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:50,140
Yeah.
AMERICAN ACCENT: I'm a sports mom.

337
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:52,260
You're the fit mum
that's done nothing.

338
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:54,340
But I look good.

339
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:55,780
Yeah, so I'll take that.

340
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,060
You know what?
Being a mum isn't that bad.

341
00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:59,060
RON LAUGHS

342
00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,460
God, can you actually believe
that one day,

343
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,700
we could actually have a baby.
Not any time soon.

344
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:06,620
OK, let's change her.

345
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,700
What, her nappy is coming off?
Yes.

346
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:13,540
All right. Oh, baby girl.
Hello, my beautiful.

347
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:17,340
Let me put some baby powder.
Don't want her getting a rash.

348
00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:18,940
Look at her belly.
She's got an outie.

349
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,420
I don't know where that came from.

350
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:22,100
Where has that come from?
Neither one of us have that.

351
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,260
I know. Are you the dad?

352
00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:26,340
LAUGHS

353
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:29,900
That's not funny.

354
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:33,940
That's not funny.
Babe, you're obviously the dad.

355
00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:36,420
That's not funny.
I've not been with anyone for ages.

356
00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:44,220
Ha-ha, good joke. It's hilarious (!)

357
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,540
You've done a good job, babe.
I know.

358
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:52,540
"Am I the dad?"
What kind of joke is that?

359
00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:53,820
Babe, OK, it's not a joke.
It's not funny.

360
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:55,100
I'm sorry for that joke, OK?

361
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,580
OK, babe?
Come to me.

362
00:16:56,580 --> 00:17:00,700
OK, babe?
Whatever.

363
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:04,900
Take her, look after her.
Ooh, mind her head.

364
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,260
BABY CRIES

365
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:07,860
Oh, fuckin' hell.

366
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,780
Do you know what?
I clocked, see their heads,

367
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,140
go like that with their head
and then it's up,

368
00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:14,300
and they normally stop crying.

369
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,500
What you mean "it's up"?
It's up so you're supporting it.

370
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,740
Like that?
Yeah, you can feel it, see, look.

371
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:22,180
BABY CRIES

372
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,580
Do you know what I mean?

373
00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:25,620
Like that?
Keep it up. Yeah.

374
00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,260
I think that stops her from crying,
you know.

375
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,060
Shh. Shh.

376
00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:32,980
She quiet? Oh, no.

377
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:36,220
BABY GURGLES

378
00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:37,820
She needs a burp.

379
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:41,940
So pat her on the back then.
My God.

380
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,900
THEY LAUGH

381
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,580
BABY CRIES

382
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:47,460
I feel like we're the most
unnatural parents.

383
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:49,580
Speak for yourself.

384
00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:50,940
You was just patting her chest
to burp her.

385
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:56,940
BABY CONTINUES CRYING

386
00:17:56,940 --> 00:18:00,020
Hey, come give Daddy some love,
yeah. Yeah.

387
00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:04,100
BABY CRIES

388
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:08,300
No, I know, she doesn't love you.
Mummy doesn't love you.

389
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:11,020
This noise is driving me insane.

390
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:13,420
Well, go away then.
I am away.

391
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:15,300
Because you're not helping
the situation.

392
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,780
I am away, thank you.

393
00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:22,380
BABY CRIES

394
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:23,740
Oh, Addi...
TEXT ALERT

395
00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:26,700
..Addi-Bella, Daddy's got a text.

396
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:27,700
I've got a text!

397
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:28,740
Shh.

398
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:31,820
HE READS ALOUD

399
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,100
No!

400
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:38,100
BOYS CHEER

401
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:44,500
No! No!

402
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,620
Are you having me on?

403
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:50,260
THEY CHEER

404
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:51,940
Have fun, Mummy.

405
00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:54,380
TEXT ALERT

406
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:55,940
Oh, no.

407
00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:59,420
No! No!
What?

408
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:03,220
HE READS ALOUD

409
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:08,220
Yeah! They're taking the babies!
They're taking the babies!

410
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:09,780
No!

411
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,740
GIRLS CHEER

412
00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:14,780
# Bye-bye, baby
Baby, goodbye

413
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:18,540
# Baby, bye-bye... #

414
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:24,060
ALL: Girl's day!

415
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:29,780
Bye, Brun, I love you.

416
00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:31,660
Bye, Bruno, I love you.

417
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:33,220
I'm so happy.

418
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:34,780
Daddies on job!

419
00:19:34,780 --> 00:19:36,300
You've got to take her.

420
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,500
See you babies later.

421
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,540
# Baby, bye-bye

422
00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:42,820
# Wish I never had known you
Better... #

423
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:50,140
ALL CHEERING: Girl's day!
Girl's day! Girl's day!

424
00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:52,180
It's Daddies' day out.

425
00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:55,180
We might see some girls.
TOM LAUGHS

426
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:59,180
# Bye-bye, baby
Baby, goodbye... #

427
00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:03,940
You left him downstairs on his own!

428
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:06,500
I think these babies are better off
with us. Yeah.

429
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,900
Daddy day care.

430
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,260
We take better care of them.

431
00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:11,580
They don't even cry
when they're with us. Dead quiet.

432
00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:14,020
See, my little one's got his hands
in the air.

433
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:21,580
Who's a good girl?

434
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:22,820
Enjoy!

435
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:25,820
Daddies on tour.

436
00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:30,620
We are so happy to not hear,
"Whah, whah!" Whah!

437
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,340
From both the boys and the babies,
so we're buzzing.

438
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,300
Right, we ready?

439
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,620
GIRLS: Bye!

440
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:40,100
Dad's day! Dad's day! Dad's day!

441
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,980
Girls, I'm so bloody happy
that they're going right now,

442
00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:43,820
like, I'm so happy.

443
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:49,340
GIRLS CHEER

444
00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:58,940
CHANTING: Girl's day! Girl's day!
Girl's day!

445
00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:13,180
MUSIC: 'You've Got A Friend In Me'

446
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:14,820
IAIN: The babies are arriving
at a park,

447
00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:17,060
and they've all got their dummies
with them.

448
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:24,140
The lads hate it
when their babies call them that.

449
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,140
Mate, this is quality, this.

450
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:27,180
# You've got a friend in me...

451
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:27,340
# You've

452
00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:27,540
# You've got

453
00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:27,660
# You've got a

454
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:27,780
# You've got a friend

455
00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:27,980
# You've got a friend in

456
00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:28,100
# You've got a friend in me...

457
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,500
# You've got a friend in me... #

458
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:30,700
# You've got a friend in me... #

459
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:31,660
Who's my good girl?

460
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:31,780
# You

461
00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:31,900
# You got

462
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:32,020
# You got a

463
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:32,140
# You got a friend

464
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:32,260
# You got a friend in

465
00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:32,420
# You got a friend in me...

466
00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:33,620
# You got a friend in me... #

467
00:21:33,620 --> 00:21:33,900
# You got a friend in me... #

468
00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:35,700
Say hello to your new best mate!
"Hello."

469
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:36,900
Come on, you can do it!

470
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:39,500
Come on! Come on!

471
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,580
Oh, she's crying!
Bruno's made her cry.

472
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:43,780
Aww!

473
00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,380
Hands in the air if you're ready!

474
00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:45,540
# You've

475
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:45,700
# You've got

476
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:45,820
# You've got a

477
00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:45,940
# You've got a friend

478
00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:46,140
# You've got a friend in

479
00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:46,260
# You've got a friend in me...

480
00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:47,660
# You've got a friend in me... #

481
00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:47,860
# You've got a friend in me... #

482
00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:49,180
Woo!

483
00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:49,300
# You've

484
00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:49,500
# You've got

485
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:49,620
# You've got a

486
00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:49,740
# You've got a friend

487
00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:49,940
# You've got a friend in

488
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:50,060
# You've got a friend in me...

489
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,740
# You've got a friend in me... #

490
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:51,940
# You've got a friend in me... #

491
00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:56,660
Wheeeeeee!

492
00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:58,020
Come on. Come on.

493
00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,340
BABY CRIES

494
00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:00,660
Talk to me.

495
00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:01,700
Do you wanna get down?

496
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:06,220
Yeah? You wanna get down.

497
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:08,140
IAIN: While the dads do their thing,

498
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:09,700
back at the villa,
we've got loads of milfs.

499
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:14,060
Mothers In Loungewear Feasting.

500
00:22:14,060 --> 00:22:16,260
Well, girls,
this is living the life!

501
00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:17,980
It is.
It is!

502
00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:19,660
Cheers to being mothers.

503
00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:21,100
Mothers that leisure!

504
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,860
Mothers that chill together...

505
00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:25,220
ALL: Stay together!

506
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:28,540
Yeah!
Cheers. Cheers.

507
00:22:28,540 --> 00:22:30,420
We are milfs.

508
00:22:30,420 --> 00:22:32,060
If this is what motherhood
looks like, I'll take it.

509
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,180
Honestly.

510
00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:34,580
Not this morning, though,
I won't take that!

511
00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:36,300
I'm exhausted.

512
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:37,700
We're too blessed to be stressed,
girls.

513
00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:40,260
Blessed.
Let's enjoy our food.

514
00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:44,900
What do you think
the boys are doing?

515
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:47,260
I hope they're in the park.

516
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:48,700
I don't give a heck!

517
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,140
I'm not gonna happy with Shaq

518
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:51,900
if my baby doesn't come back
in the right condition. Mm.

519
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,860
Like, we just needed this.

520
00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:55,340
This is the first time in the villa

521
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:56,900
that we've had relaxing time
without the men. Mm.

522
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,020
Like, listen...

523
00:22:58,020 --> 00:23:00,740
Silence!
Silence!

524
00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:07,140
BABIES SCREAM

525
00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:09,620
Ron, are you breast-feeding him?!

526
00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:11,820
I don't think I've got a big enough
chest for it, mate,

527
00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:13,260
I need to get in the gym for that!

528
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:17,140
Oh, mine's liking this dragon now.

529
00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:19,580
Yeah? Has it stopped crying now?
Stopped crying now.

530
00:23:19,580 --> 00:23:21,980
I don't think it like the slides.

531
00:23:21,980 --> 00:23:24,460
Mine was a bit petrified of Will!

532
00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:25,460
LAUGHTER

533
00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:26,500
My beautiful baby boy!

534
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,660
BABY SCREAMS

535
00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:29,500
Please don't cry!

536
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,940
Maybe a little bit of food for you.

537
00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:35,300
Mm, this smells delicious.

538
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:37,020
Here comes the tractor...

539
00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:39,740
Ju-ju-ju-ju-ju-wooooooo!

540
00:23:39,740 --> 00:23:40,740
CRYING STOPS

541
00:23:40,740 --> 00:23:42,540
Oh! All better now.

542
00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:44,260
What type of dad
do you think that you would be?

543
00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:47,540
Mate, I'm literally the most
laid-back, chilled individual going,

544
00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:50,060
so I feel like Bruno
would have a field day with me.

545
00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:53,020
I feel like Sanam
would be the strict one! Innit?

546
00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:54,900
What about you, what sort of dad
do you think you would be?

547
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,460
I'm so hands-on.
Yeah.

548
00:23:56,460 --> 00:23:58,900
For Tanya, it would just be, like,
"Babe, take her! Just take her!"

549
00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:02,900
Do you think that you and Sanam
would, like, one day,

550
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,940
could you see yourself having kids,
maybe?

551
00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:07,620
Maybe, if things keep going
how they're going, then, yeah,

552
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,740
without doubt one day
I could see us having kids.

553
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:12,540
With Samie, like, on a morning,
she's the most grumpiest person

554
00:24:12,540 --> 00:24:14,780
I've ever seen on a morning.

555
00:24:14,780 --> 00:24:16,540
So, I think that would be my duty!

556
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:18,260
LAUGHTER

557
00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:20,460
Do you actually see yourself
being a dad?

558
00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,020
I do want kids, 100%.
How many?

559
00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:23,660
Two.
A boy and a girl?

560
00:24:23,660 --> 00:24:25,540
Yeah, I love that.
Yeah, same.

561
00:24:25,540 --> 00:24:27,340
Are you good with kids?
Yeah, I'm quite good with kids.

562
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,540
I feel like it's good
with the girls, that. Yeah.

563
00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:33,220
Being good with kids is, like,
a massive thing.

564
00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:36,940
When I look at qualities in a girl,
like, if I see, especially with

565
00:24:36,940 --> 00:24:42,180
Lana, thought in my head, if I'm
gonna make her my girlfriend and

566
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:45,700
I'm gonna a future with her, she
needs to be, like, wifey material.

567
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:47,500
Yeah.

568
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:49,660
I honestly think it would be amazing
having kids, though. Yeah.

569
00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:50,860
Honestly, I cannot wait
for the future.

570
00:24:50,860 --> 00:24:53,420
And obviously, if that's with Sanam,

571
00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:55,060
like, that would be
an absolute dream.

572
00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:56,260
Because since I've met her, like,

573
00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:57,820
I've got no doubts
about the sort of girl she is.

574
00:24:57,820 --> 00:24:59,420
Bruno is lucky
to have a mum like her.

575
00:24:59,420 --> 00:25:01,980
She is absolutely beautiful,
intelligent, like...

576
00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:03,100
Yeah, very intelligent.

577
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:04,660
She's got a lot about her.
She's mad caring.

578
00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:06,020
She is honestly
one of the sweetest girls

579
00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:08,260
that I think I've probably ever met.

580
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:10,700
And the way she makes you feel,
it's very obvious.

581
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:12,220
She makes me so happy, mate.

582
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:15,580
BABIES SCREAM

583
00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:17,500
THEY SING: Twinkle, twinkle
Little star

584
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:21,620
How I wonder what you are...

585
00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:22,940
SCREAMING STOPS

586
00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:24,340
See! There you go.

587
00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:25,420
Smashed it!

588
00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:27,980
This is easy. This is light work!

589
00:25:27,980 --> 00:25:30,940
IAIN: Shaq got suspicious and did
a DNA test on him and Tanya's baby.

590
00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:35,300
It turns out their real father is...
Mr Hasbro.

591
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:37,420
Shaq was, like, "Oh, I just wanna
talk to you about something".

592
00:25:37,420 --> 00:25:39,540
And I was, like...
Yeah.

593
00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:43,460
I dunno know what he said before
I said this, and then I was like,

594
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:44,780
"The baby might not even be yours!"
Yeah!

595
00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:46,820
And then he was like,
"Why would you say that?"

596
00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:50,020
And I was like, "It's a joke, babe!"

597
00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:53,620
Like, of course the baby's yours,
I've not been with anyone else, duh!

598
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,580
I was like, I understand...

599
00:25:55,580 --> 00:25:59,660
Like, there is zero chance that
that baby could be anyone else's.

600
00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:00,740
D'you get what I mean?

601
00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:02,580
Cos I've only been with him
for a long time!

602
00:26:02,580 --> 00:26:04,100
D'you know what I mean?

603
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,340
So, obviously, that's a joke.
Yeah.

604
00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:06,700
Maybe he's a little bit sensitive

605
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:10,420
after, like,
Casa and martin situation...

606
00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:12,380
after, like,
Casa and Martin situation...

607
00:26:12,380 --> 00:26:14,860
Yeah. ..which I kind of understand,
but you also have to,

608
00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:16,740
once you've forgiven and forgotten,
forgive and forget.

609
00:26:16,740 --> 00:26:20,380
At least you can have conversations
where if he does feel a certain way,

610
00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:24,940
he can air it
and it's not lingering in his brain.

611
00:26:24,940 --> 00:26:27,420
Yeah.
How did you feel after last night?

612
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:32,500
It's not nice to be in the bottom.
I feel like I'm shocked every time.

613
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,500
Yeah, it's never gonna be easy,
and it's always gonna be sore,

614
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:38,420
especially because
you're day ones as well. Exactly.

615
00:26:38,420 --> 00:26:41,020
But Will and Jessie
was a shock to me as well.

616
00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:42,620
That was a shock.
I don't understand...

617
00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:44,700
I just don't even get it any more,
d'you know what I mean?

618
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:46,180
But I think it can switch up quick.

619
00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:47,900
Can't take it to heart,
but it's, like... No.

620
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:50,500
..crazy to think, like,
me and Shaq, Will and Jessie

621
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:58,660
are in the bottom
and Kai and Sanam are not.

622
00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:00,660
I'm not saying they're less than us,
but you would think...

623
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:04,380
Cos they're a newer couple.
Yeah.

624
00:27:04,380 --> 00:27:08,500
# I just wanna love you, baby
Always thinking about you, baby. #

625
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,340
BABY CRIES

626
00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:12,140
How've you boys found it today?

627
00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:13,620
Cos I know the girls
have been back at the villa,

628
00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:15,380
absolutely gotten away with it.

629
00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:17,460
It's been tiring, man. Honestly.
Yeah.

630
00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:18,980
Absolutely knackering.
I'm knackered.

631
00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:20,380
I've half enjoyed it, though.
Yeah.

632
00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:22,660
Yeah, I've enjoyed it,
but I'm on my last legs now. Yeah.

633
00:27:22,660 --> 00:27:24,460
BABY CRIES

634
00:27:24,460 --> 00:27:27,340
Oh, she's off again.
Right, I think she needs her mum.

635
00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:29,860
RON LAUGHS
Yeah.

636
00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:31,980
To the MILFs. To the MILFs.
To the MILFs we go!

637
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:34,420
To the MILFs we go!
To the MILFs.

638
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,980
BABY CRIES

639
00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:38,140
Come on, Rufus.

640
00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:40,660
Let's get you all tucked away,
you big boy.

641
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:51,180
BABY CRIES

642
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:53,380
BABY CRIES

643
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:57,100
Ready?

644
00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:58,540
SHE GASPS

645
00:27:58,540 --> 00:28:00,300
Oh, my God, they're back!

646
00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:02,100
Why are the babies crying?
Why are they crying?

647
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,620
ALL: Yummy mummies!

648
00:28:04,620 --> 00:28:06,780
Ah!
Oh, my God!

649
00:28:06,780 --> 00:28:07,740
TANYA SCREAMS
Yay!

650
00:28:07,740 --> 00:28:08,820
Oh, they're back!

651
00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:11,980
WILL: Did you miss us?
JESSIE: Yes.

652
00:28:11,980 --> 00:28:13,540
Really?

653
00:28:13,540 --> 00:28:16,220
Where's my baby mumma?

654
00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:18,220
Aw, look.
What have you lot been doing?

655
00:28:18,220 --> 00:28:21,100
Oh, my God. We've had
the best day ever! Have you?

656
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,140
We went out for beers
and stuff like that.

657
00:28:23,140 --> 00:28:24,260
Are you being serious?

658
00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:25,580
We went to a bar.
What have you been up to?

659
00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:28,100
So, we went to a play park.
Really? Yeah.

660
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:29,980
What did you do?
Played with the babies.

661
00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:32,740
A proper daddies' day.
Did you actually love it?

662
00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:35,860
Yeah, it was so much fun.

663
00:28:35,860 --> 00:28:38,420
We went to, like, this soft play
sort of thing with the kids.

664
00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:41,500
We went on, like,
a merry-go-round type thing.

665
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,660
SHE CHUCKLES
We went on, like...

666
00:28:42,660 --> 00:28:44,500
You went on a merry-go-round?

667
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,260
Yeah, me and Kai
went on the merry-go-round.

668
00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:48,540
So, what were you girls doing, then,
while we was away? We pampered.

669
00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:51,260
He realised how much
he missed his mummy,

670
00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:52,580
I realised how much
I missed his mummy.

671
00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:54,660
SHE LAUGHS
Did he not cry at all?

672
00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:57,100
No, he didn't cry the whole day.
Are you being serious?

673
00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:58,340
He was having
such a good day with me.

674
00:28:58,340 --> 00:28:59,500
Are you actually being serious?

675
00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:02,700
Did you have a good day with Daddy?
Did you?

676
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,620
BABY CRIES
He said no.

677
00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:05,860
I think we need to change her.

678
00:29:05,860 --> 00:29:08,780
Whoa, no, no, no, no.
She's been good. She's been good.

679
00:29:08,780 --> 00:29:09,900
No, because look
at the state of her.

680
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:12,340
BABY SCREAMS

681
00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:14,860
She doesn't like that.
She hates you.

682
00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:16,820
It's done my head in.
It's not stopped crying.

683
00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:18,700
SHE LAUGHS,
BABY CRIES

684
00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:19,780
I just asked you if he cried.

685
00:29:19,780 --> 00:29:21,580
Yeah, OK,
it's not stopped crying all day.

686
00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:22,660
Are you being serious?

687
00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:24,420
It's the most irritating noise
I think I've ever heard.

688
00:29:24,420 --> 00:29:25,500
SHE LAUGHS

689
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,020
You did very well, well done.
Well done.

690
00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:28,700
I feel drained.
Have you not seen my face?

691
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:31,220
When girls are good with kids,
it's really attractive.

692
00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:35,100
You've not done that.
I'll be completely honest.

693
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:48,795
You haven't done that with our baby.
I am now.

694
00:29:48,795 --> 00:29:52,195
IAIN: We told Farmer Will
it was time to change his baby.

695
00:29:52,195 --> 00:29:57,235
He took Rufus back to the shop
and swapped him for a Barbie.

696
00:29:57,235 --> 00:30:00,115
JESSIE GASPS
Rufus looks so groovy!

697
00:30:00,115 --> 00:30:04,355
Rufus, dude, you're cool.
Shall we find him some sunglasses?

698
00:30:04,355 --> 00:30:05,875
We're not having that as a thing.

699
00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:14,155
Honestly, our baby is not tacky,
and she'll be freezing cold.

700
00:30:14,155 --> 00:30:16,515
# The second that we enter
if you must ask... #

701
00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:17,475
What a pretty girl.

702
00:30:17,475 --> 00:30:19,115
LAUGHTER

703
00:30:19,115 --> 00:30:20,275
# We just want a little rhyme, bruv

704
00:30:20,275 --> 00:30:21,875
# Call me what you want

705
00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:24,595
# But you should not
Call it a night, love... #

706
00:30:24,595 --> 00:30:27,155
Look at her bonnet.
LAUGHTER

707
00:30:27,155 --> 00:30:28,835
# Don't give a flying BLEEP yeah

708
00:30:28,835 --> 00:30:30,955
# Let me touch back down... #

709
00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:34,115
Don't tell Shaw.
Don't tell Shaq.

710
00:30:34,115 --> 00:30:34,235
Don't tell

711
00:30:34,235 --> 00:30:34,435
Don't tell Shaq

712
00:30:34,435 --> 00:30:34,555
Don't tell

713
00:30:34,555 --> 00:30:35,075
Don't tell Shaq.

714
00:30:35,075 --> 00:30:35,275
Don't tell Shaq.

715
00:30:35,275 --> 00:30:37,995
Don't tell Shaq.

716
00:30:37,995 --> 00:30:39,115
# Oi, what's this all about... #

717
00:30:39,115 --> 00:30:40,275
Where's Shanya?
LAUGHTER

718
00:30:40,275 --> 00:30:42,475
Where the fuck is my baby?

719
00:30:42,475 --> 00:30:44,115
Jessie, protect Rufus.

720
00:30:44,115 --> 00:30:48,475
No, Rufus is gone,
I'm telling you now.

721
00:30:48,475 --> 00:30:50,195
I found my baby.

722
00:30:50,195 --> 00:30:52,595
HUMMING TUNE

723
00:30:52,595 --> 00:30:57,195
Guys, this is what me
and Shanya are doing.

724
00:30:57,195 --> 00:31:00,795
LAUGHING,
WHOOPING

725
00:31:00,795 --> 00:31:02,035
Let's hope she don't dance
like her dad.

726
00:31:02,035 --> 00:31:05,435
Your dad can't dance, my love.

727
00:31:05,435 --> 00:31:21,675
CHEERING,
WHOOPING

728
00:31:21,675 --> 00:31:23,635
I thoroughly enjoyed
being a dad today,

729
00:31:23,635 --> 00:31:33,555
so cheers to beautiful babies,
beautiful dance, and beautiful mums.

730
00:31:33,555 --> 00:31:35,875
so cheers to beautiful babies,
beautiful dads, and beautiful mums.

731
00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:37,715
ALL: Cheers!

732
00:31:37,715 --> 00:31:40,275
IAIN: Look, new parents awake
after 8pm and having a laugh -

733
00:31:40,275 --> 00:31:42,235
it's not factually accurate.

734
00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:47,875
# Hey, hey, baby
Ooh, ah

735
00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:52,475
# I wanna know... #

736
00:31:52,475 --> 00:31:54,475
I think the kid had a busy day today
at the old park,

737
00:31:54,475 --> 00:31:56,555
then they seemed to get
a burst in their engine,

738
00:31:56,555 --> 00:31:58,035
and they were going for it.

739
00:31:58,035 --> 00:31:59,475
Mummy's got you, Bruno, finally.

740
00:31:59,475 --> 00:32:00,915
# Hey, hey, baby... #

741
00:32:00,915 --> 00:32:02,875
Uh, uh, uh!

742
00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:08,115
# I wanna know
If you'll be my girl...#

743
00:32:08,115 --> 00:32:10,195
It was actually a lot of fun,
good music, food,

744
00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:13,395
the babies were absolutely
rocking it in dancing.

745
00:32:13,395 --> 00:32:15,915
# Agadoo doo doo... #

746
00:32:15,915 --> 00:32:18,075
Baby Limbo.
I think I was doing all right.

747
00:32:18,075 --> 00:32:20,515
# Agadoo doo doo... #

748
00:32:20,515 --> 00:32:21,715
CHEERING,
WHOOPING

749
00:32:21,715 --> 00:32:27,035
In these shoes,
I tell you, it's not easy.

750
00:32:27,035 --> 00:32:29,795
# Come and dance every night... #

751
00:32:29,795 --> 00:32:31,235
CHEERING,
WHOOPING

752
00:32:31,235 --> 00:32:33,275
Go, go, go.

753
00:32:33,275 --> 00:32:35,475
My technique was just get bendy,
get low, baby,

754
00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:38,155
and get through the row.

755
00:32:38,155 --> 00:32:43,435
SQUEALING,
WHOOPING

756
00:32:43,435 --> 00:32:47,435
And we won!
Yay!

757
00:32:47,435 --> 00:32:50,595
Whoo!

758
00:32:50,595 --> 00:32:52,475
# Oh, the Hokey Cokey

759
00:32:52,475 --> 00:32:55,955
# Oh, the Hokey Cokey... #

760
00:32:55,955 --> 00:32:57,075
Damn!

761
00:32:57,075 --> 00:32:58,435
The dancing competition,

762
00:32:58,435 --> 00:33:00,195
nobody had anything on Shanya,
though. No.

763
00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:02,555
# Knees bent, arms stretched
Rah-rah-rah... #

764
00:33:02,555 --> 00:33:05,275
I mean, do you know who
her parents are? Hello!

765
00:33:05,275 --> 00:33:12,875
HUMMING TUNE

766
00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:23,195
ALL: One, two, three, left!
One, two, three, right!

767
00:33:23,195 --> 00:33:26,475
IAIN: The Islanders are playing
musical chairs.

768
00:33:26,475 --> 00:33:28,235
Let's just pray Shaq doesn't
flash back to Talent Night

769
00:33:28,235 --> 00:33:29,555
and rip his shirt off.

770
00:33:29,555 --> 00:33:32,075
# Mummy shark
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

771
00:33:32,075 --> 00:33:33,475
# Mummy shark... #

772
00:33:33,475 --> 00:33:35,635
MUSIC STOPS

773
00:33:35,635 --> 00:33:38,355
WHOOPING

774
00:33:38,355 --> 00:33:40,635
I should have went.

775
00:33:40,635 --> 00:33:42,395
You know, that's what I get
for being a gentleman.

776
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:45,115
I'm just so used to letting
a lady sit down first.

777
00:33:45,115 --> 00:33:46,715
# Daddy shark
Doo-doo-doo-doo

778
00:33:46,715 --> 00:33:48,915
# Daddy shark
Doo-doo-doo-doo

779
00:33:48,915 --> 00:33:51,355
# Daddy shark... #
MUSIC STOPS

780
00:33:51,355 --> 00:33:53,715
SQUEALING, WHOOPING

781
00:33:53,715 --> 00:33:57,595
Bruno, Bruno! Bruno, Bruno!

782
00:33:57,595 --> 00:34:01,035
Rufus, Rufus, Rufus, Rufus!

783
00:34:01,035 --> 00:34:02,995
I do have a little technique
for musical chairs.

784
00:34:02,995 --> 00:34:05,355
You always have to keep your bum
facing the chairs,

785
00:34:05,355 --> 00:34:11,155
so never turn your bum
away from the chair.

786
00:34:11,155 --> 00:34:14,235
MUSIC STOPS

787
00:34:14,235 --> 00:34:17,715
SQUEALING, WHOOPING

788
00:34:17,715 --> 00:34:18,955
When he got to the final two,
we thought,

789
00:34:18,955 --> 00:34:20,075
you know what, we're going for it.

790
00:34:20,075 --> 00:34:21,875
# It's the end... #

791
00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:24,995
It took the kids' party
to a whole 'nother level.

792
00:34:24,995 --> 00:34:28,675
# It's the end... #
MUSIC STOPS

793
00:34:28,675 --> 00:34:29,755
SQUEALING

794
00:34:29,755 --> 00:34:31,035
That's cheating!
I'm not having that!

795
00:34:31,035 --> 00:34:32,795
No way! That's cheating!

796
00:34:32,795 --> 00:34:36,355
LAUGHTER

797
00:34:36,355 --> 00:34:37,875
IAIN: VAR's taken a look
at that one,

798
00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:39,795
and Kai's been disqualified
for foul play,

799
00:34:39,795 --> 00:34:42,795
meaning Lana won the musical chairs,

800
00:34:42,795 --> 00:34:50,595
and her prize is to reveal
the best parents of the day.

801
00:34:50,595 --> 00:34:53,035
The winning parents
of baby day are...

802
00:34:53,035 --> 00:34:55,955
ALL: Ooh!

803
00:34:55,955 --> 00:34:58,835
..Samie and Tom!

804
00:34:58,835 --> 00:35:01,595
# Cos you'll always be my baby... #

805
00:35:01,595 --> 00:35:04,635
Tom's finally won something.

806
00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:09,715
Loser! Loser!
Loser! Whoo!

807
00:35:09,715 --> 00:35:12,435
BOTH: Love Island 2023
parents champions!

808
00:35:12,435 --> 00:35:14,275
Whoo!
Wahey!

809
00:35:14,275 --> 00:35:18,715
I would just like to say thank you
to all our fellow mums and dads.

810
00:35:18,715 --> 00:35:23,395
CHANTING: Tammie! Tammie!
Tammie! Tammie! Tammie!

811
00:35:23,395 --> 00:35:25,275
Yeah, we won!

812
00:35:25,275 --> 00:35:26,955
We may have won
the parenting challenge, but...

813
00:35:26,955 --> 00:35:28,475
We're not ready yet.
No, we're not.

814
00:35:28,475 --> 00:35:31,635
For a few years.
We're not ready for babies just yet.

815
00:35:31,635 --> 00:35:35,915
The best parents,
let's put the babies to bed.

816
00:35:35,915 --> 00:35:38,355
IAIN: OK, Islanders,
time to put the babies down.

817
00:35:38,355 --> 00:35:41,075
And here's a bedtime lullaby
from us actual parents

818
00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:44,155
to remind you how lucky you are.

819
00:35:44,155 --> 00:35:46,515
Those babies are toys
You can rest for a bit

820
00:35:46,515 --> 00:35:50,555
Cos if they were real
You'd be covered in... kisses.

821
00:35:50,555 --> 00:35:52,835
RON: Right, come on.

822
00:35:52,835 --> 00:35:55,075
Shall I get some night clothes?
Yeah.

823
00:35:55,075 --> 00:35:56,555
KAI: Bruno sleeps naked.
SANAM: In a nappy?

824
00:35:56,555 --> 00:36:01,275
Come on, Bruno,
let's get your kecks off, lad.

825
00:36:01,275 --> 00:36:02,955
SHAQ: She has had the best day.
TANYA: She's so tired.

826
00:36:02,955 --> 00:36:04,395
She must be exhausted, cos I am.

827
00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:06,275
Talk to him a bit more lovingly.

828
00:36:06,275 --> 00:36:13,795
You tired, bro?
No, put him... Bruno is tired.

829
00:36:13,795 --> 00:36:15,195
WILL: You had a fun day with Daddy,
did you?

830
00:36:15,195 --> 00:36:16,195
Yes, you did.
JESSIE: Aw!

831
00:36:16,195 --> 00:36:20,595
Blargh!
Rufus, don't be possessed.

832
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:24,675
Where's the blanket?
Oh, where's the buggy?

833
00:36:24,675 --> 00:36:28,875
Babe, get her blanket as well.
OK. Hey! That's not yours!

834
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,475
SAMIE: Do you know what?

835
00:36:30,475 --> 00:36:32,715
When I find a soft toy,
you ain't getting one.

836
00:36:32,715 --> 00:36:35,435
SHAQ: Shh! Guys, inside voices.

837
00:36:35,435 --> 00:36:38,675
SAMIE: Aw, look at her.

838
00:36:38,675 --> 00:36:41,675
It's weird that she doesn't
close her eyes, though, innit?

839
00:36:41,675 --> 00:36:43,835
You beautiful little weirdo.

840
00:36:43,835 --> 00:36:47,195
THEY LAUGH

841
00:36:47,195 --> 00:36:49,635
Right, guys, obviously, as I'm
probably the best singer in here,

842
00:36:49,635 --> 00:36:53,315
I think we should probably
give them a little lullaby. Aw!

843
00:36:53,315 --> 00:36:58,035
Yeah, been a long day for them,
they've had fun, time to wind down.

844
00:36:58,035 --> 00:37:05,555
# Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are

845
00:37:05,555 --> 00:37:09,515
# Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky

846
00:37:09,515 --> 00:37:20,635
# Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are. #

847
00:37:20,635 --> 00:37:28,115
CLICKING

848
00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:30,715
For a few?

849
00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:34,955
Let's hit the bar.

850
00:37:34,955 --> 00:37:39,195
KAI: She's not my kid.

851
00:37:39,195 --> 00:38:08,475
That ain't yours, bro.
She's not mine.

852
00:38:08,475 --> 00:38:14,035
As if we're the best parents
of Love Island.

853
00:38:14,035 --> 00:38:16,995
I know, out of everyone.
That's sick. Are you sure?

854
00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:22,315
Can I see the pictures
that you took?

855
00:38:22,315 --> 00:38:28,155
Aw, I like that. Aw.

856
00:38:28,155 --> 00:38:32,195
I think we can quite easily gather
that you're not ready to be a mum.

857
00:38:32,195 --> 00:38:35,875
Not yet, no.
RON LAUGHS

858
00:38:35,875 --> 00:38:38,075
Definitely not,
I've got a few more years in me yet.

859
00:38:38,075 --> 00:38:41,195
At least five.
At least five.

860
00:38:41,195 --> 00:38:44,515
Overall, I smashed that.
YOU did?

861
00:38:44,515 --> 00:38:46,395
So I'm glad. We did well.

862
00:38:46,395 --> 00:38:49,355
Well, you didn't smash it that hard
because someone else won.

863
00:38:49,355 --> 00:38:52,155
Yeah, because they had parents,
we just had a parent.

864
00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:58,515
I was a single dad.
No.

865
00:38:58,515 --> 00:39:02,155
SHE YAWNS

866
00:39:02,155 --> 00:39:04,235
YAWNING: Don't.
You're making me yawn.

867
00:39:04,235 --> 00:39:05,915
Sorry, am I boring you?
You just yawned.

868
00:39:05,915 --> 00:39:09,755
You're making me yawn.

869
00:39:09,755 --> 00:39:14,675
You're being mean to me.

870
00:39:14,675 --> 00:39:16,755
Yeah, we had a really good day,
us and the boys.

871
00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:20,355
And they were all,
like, talking about

872
00:39:20,355 --> 00:39:22,155
when we want to have kids,
how many kids we want to have.

873
00:39:22,155 --> 00:39:24,195
Really? Yeah.
Do you want kids?

874
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,155
Yeah. Really?
I reckon you'd be such a good dad.

875
00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:28,395
You'd be so fun.
I think we would be sick parents.

876
00:39:28,395 --> 00:39:31,515
Us? Yeah.
I reckon we'd be sick parents, too.

877
00:39:31,515 --> 00:39:33,595
What sort of mum
do you think you would be?

878
00:39:33,595 --> 00:39:35,755
I don't know, I feel like
I'd just be very passionate.

879
00:39:35,755 --> 00:39:40,275
You know what I mean?
Like... A really passionate...?

880
00:39:40,275 --> 00:39:42,675
Yeah, like, I'd just love my child
so much, you know?

881
00:39:42,675 --> 00:39:45,155
Rufus was so cute,
and I'm not gonna lie,

882
00:39:45,155 --> 00:39:46,515
Will, you actually make
a really hot dad.

883
00:39:46,515 --> 00:39:50,755
Put it there, baby.

884
00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:53,795
What can I say, a MILF and a DILF.

885
00:39:53,795 --> 00:39:56,875
I've looked after him all day,
I'm literally exhausted.

886
00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:59,875
I've literally heard the kid cry
continuously for hours on end.

887
00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:03,755
My eyes feel tired,
my ears feel tired,

888
00:40:03,755 --> 00:40:05,475
my body just feels knackered,

889
00:40:05,475 --> 00:40:08,155
but I did it for you
because I wanted you to be happy.

890
00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:11,475
SHE GIGGLES
Is that all right?

891
00:40:11,475 --> 00:40:14,595
That's all right.

892
00:40:14,595 --> 00:40:16,795
IAIN: Tanya's got something
she wants to tell Shaq...

893
00:40:16,795 --> 00:40:21,995
Oh, God, is it that Mr Hasbro
is refusing to pay child support?

894
00:40:21,995 --> 00:40:26,875
This morning, I was a bit annoyed.
Because you were annoyed at me.

895
00:40:26,875 --> 00:40:28,515
I'm glad you're honest about
how you felt,

896
00:40:28,515 --> 00:40:30,275
do you know what I mean?

897
00:40:30,275 --> 00:40:32,515
If something's, like,
not even like bothering you,

898
00:40:32,515 --> 00:40:35,675
but something's on your mind,
I'd rather you say to me.

899
00:40:35,675 --> 00:40:37,515
How did you feel about what I said?

900
00:40:37,515 --> 00:40:41,155
It just felt like, obviously, it was
maybe a poor choice of words. Mmm.

901
00:40:41,155 --> 00:40:43,155
But you know I didn't mean it
like that. No.

902
00:40:43,155 --> 00:40:46,595
I feel like we're in
a much better place now.

903
00:40:46,595 --> 00:40:50,835
I wasn't trying to make a big deal
or make it a thing,

904
00:40:50,835 --> 00:40:53,515
or whatever, it was just something
I wanted to bring to your attention

905
00:40:53,515 --> 00:40:56,075
sort of thing, for now
and for future.

906
00:40:56,075 --> 00:40:59,115
Even though we are over that, like,
there was still a lot

907
00:40:59,115 --> 00:41:00,715
that we went through,
and everything like that.

908
00:41:00,715 --> 00:41:05,315
We are in a much better place now
and it's... We've been parents.

909
00:41:05,315 --> 00:41:09,875
We've been parents, we've been
rushed into parenthood quickly.

910
00:41:09,875 --> 00:41:12,435
Yeah.

911
00:41:12,435 --> 00:41:14,315
I feel like a few weeks ago
we would have argued over this,

912
00:41:14,315 --> 00:41:15,835
to be fair.
Yeah.

913
00:41:15,835 --> 00:41:17,995
So it's giving growth.

914
00:41:17,995 --> 00:41:20,115
And some connecting growth there
as well.

915
00:41:20,115 --> 00:41:29,435
Cheers to some growth.

916
00:41:29,435 --> 00:41:31,915
Yep.

917
00:41:31,915 --> 00:41:33,755
IAIN: With the babies downstairs,

918
00:41:33,755 --> 00:41:35,795
the Islanders are getting ready
to hit the hay for eight hours

919
00:41:35,795 --> 00:41:41,115
of uninterrupted sleep, like I said,
it's not factually accurate.

920
00:41:41,115 --> 00:41:44,915
Best parent of Love Island 2023!
What are you saying?

921
00:41:44,915 --> 00:41:46,635
What are you saying?

922
00:41:46,635 --> 00:41:54,515
I do not want any babies!

923
00:41:54,515 --> 00:41:55,995
Mate, that kid was annoying.

924
00:41:55,995 --> 00:41:58,835
Try to be mates with it,
but it just wasn't having it.

925
00:41:58,835 --> 00:42:01,995
There was no spark... with your son.

926
00:42:01,995 --> 00:42:04,075
I just kept looking at it thinking,
"I'm so disappointed in you."

927
00:42:04,075 --> 00:42:08,915
TOM LAUGHS

928
00:42:08,915 --> 00:42:11,035
Guys, I had a really good day.

929
00:42:11,035 --> 00:42:13,955
I know I wasn't like
the best mum ever. Yeah, me too.

930
00:42:13,955 --> 00:42:16,115
But I actually enjoyed
having my baby here.

931
00:42:16,115 --> 00:42:18,715
But at the same time,
I'm not ready for a baby.

932
00:42:18,715 --> 00:42:21,755
No. Like, honestly...
That's what it proved today for me.

933
00:42:21,755 --> 00:42:23,515
Who fancies having kids then?

934
00:42:23,515 --> 00:42:25,395
I'm not about that life.

935
00:42:25,395 --> 00:42:27,075
I'm ready.

936
00:42:27,075 --> 00:42:34,395
Ron, you enjoyed today
a bit too much. Yeah.

937
00:42:34,395 --> 00:42:36,315
I do kind of miss the baby, though.

938
00:42:36,315 --> 00:42:38,955
She was cute, she did well
in the dance competition, she tried.

939
00:42:38,955 --> 00:42:43,075
Another good day in the villa.

940
00:42:43,075 --> 00:42:46,075
Honestly, that is another one
for the books.

941
00:42:46,075 --> 00:42:58,355
I miss Rufus.

942
00:42:58,355 --> 00:43:19,155
GIRLS SQUEALING

943
00:43:19,155 --> 00:43:23,795
RECORDING OF BABY CRYING