1 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:05,200 IAIN STIRLING: On Love Island it's been a blockbuster 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:08,280 with two bombshells and one dramatic movie night. 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:11,440 Why are they laughing? Is that funny? 4 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,840 Oh, my God. 5 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:19,600 IAIN: But, it's time to get back the feeling. 6 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,320 # What a feeling... # 7 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,840 IAIN: Please take your seats and turn off your phones 8 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:28,600 as we pay tribute to some of the greatest films 9 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,280 in Love Island history. Sorry, what? 10 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,160 IAIN: We've got Good Will Tickling. 11 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,520 # What a feeling.... # 12 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:37,160 IAIN: Bridesmaids. 13 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,440 BOTH: Girls rule, boys drool. 14 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:43,400 IAIN: Flashdancing and, of course, The Sound Of Music. 15 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,600 No! No, no. 16 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:49,600 IAIN: So, make sure you're looking like an A-lister Hollywood starlet. 17 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:51,720 Mum! Will's hungry! 18 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:55,240 IAIN: And remember, if it ain't hurting, it ain't working. 19 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,440 TOM SCREAMS Bet you can't do that. 20 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,200 IAIN: Get ready for a blockbuster hour of laughs... 21 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:01,400 # What a feeling... # 22 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,960 Oh, my God! 23 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,520 IAIN: ..and VIP partying. 24 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,440 Testing, testing, one, two, three. 25 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,360 IAIN: Join us for an unforgettable trip to La-La Land 26 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:15,800 because this is Love Island Unseen Bits. 27 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:19,120 You've either got it, or you don't got it. 28 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:34,840 # Damn, I miss you most On the weekend 29 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:38,360 # We go from the floor To the ceiling... # 30 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,560 IAIN: Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits. 31 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:44,760 This is a show that brings you the most outrageous unseen content 32 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,760 from the last seven days in the villa. 33 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:51,080 If you like an exclusive, then look no further. 34 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,640 Here is the latest bombshell. 35 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,880 Hey, guys. I'm Chloe from the farm. 36 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,080 IAIN: We have all the insider tips. 37 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,880 Dublin is the best place ever. Is it, yeah? 38 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:05,360 Why are there so many people in Ireland? 39 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,840 The numbers keep doublin' and doublin' and doublin'. 40 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,040 I don't get it. Doublin'. Is that a song? They keep doublin'. 41 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,160 No, it's a joke. Oh... 42 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,880 IAIN: And the bits you really shouldn't see on TV. 43 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,560 So take a peek... 44 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,760 and get shocked by uncensored action. 45 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,200 Flick it off, flick it off, Tanya! THEY SCREAM 46 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,960 IAIN: As well as all the unseen apologies. 47 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:33,840 BABY VOICE: I'm sorry. Please, girls. 48 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,080 I'll make you brownies. 49 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,120 I'll give you kisses. 50 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,600 IAIN: This is Love Island Unseen Bits. 51 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:47,040 WILL LAUGHS 52 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,320 IAIN: When it comes to dating, we all have our types on paper. 53 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,400 I like German arms and legs, 54 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,640 but then I do like Italian shins and knees. 55 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,320 What do you like, Tom? 56 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:05,040 I like French toes, and French nails, whatever they're called. 57 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:09,280 I love when they make me French toast. Yeah. And berries. 58 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,560 Berries and cream. I like when they wear knee-high boots. 59 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,880 Do you? Yeah. 60 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:18,320 I like it when they wear shinpads. And studs? Yeah. 61 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,400 I like it when they wear keeper gloves on nights out. 62 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,960 I like it when, before they go to sleep, 63 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,600 they make sure they do five headers before bed. 64 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:30,240 And ten push-ups. 65 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:34,040 I love it when girls just do armpit farts in bed. Yeah. 66 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,400 And real farts and push you under the covers. 67 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,480 I love it when they Dutch oven me. 68 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,080 I love it when they eat cheese and onion crisps, 69 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,480 and then kiss them. Yeah. 70 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:50,120 Yeah. The smellier the breath, the better. Yeah. 71 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:55,240 I love it when they, like, spit on the floor. Yeah, or on me. 72 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,720 Yeah. Yeah. 73 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,240 I really like it when you're upstairs chilling with a girl 74 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,200 and you go, "Oh, I'm a little bit hungry," and they go, 75 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:06,720 "Mum, Will's hungry! Get him something!" 76 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,680 I mean, it makes me feel so good, that does. 77 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:13,280 It's nice that we have the same interests 78 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:17,080 and we find the same things attractive in girls, though. Yeah. 79 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,640 Some people go for looks and personality, but no. Not us. 80 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,040 Girls are great. We love it, don't we? 81 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,320 IAIN: Good to know, lads. 82 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,640 I've got a jumbo pack of prawn cocktail crisps 83 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,280 if anyone wants a few bags before their next date. 84 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,640 You'd be forgiven for thinking that our Islanders 85 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,920 are all gorgeous visions of perfection, 86 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:44,880 but as this next unseen clip shows, looks can sometimes be deceptive. 87 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,480 So, what are your bad habits? 88 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,160 # My bad habits lead to you... # 89 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,240 I pick my big toes. Oh, my God. You pick your big toes? 90 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:54,800 You know what I used to do? 91 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,480 I used to sit there with my toenails and be like... 92 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:02,640 You bite... You fully bite your toes? That's disgusting. 93 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:07,800 That is so disgusting. I get a hair grip and I clean... 94 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:11,320 I clean my big toe with it. Are you joking? 95 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:15,640 Just get any gunk out of it. Oh, no. And the smell makes me feel... 96 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:19,800 No, no, no. No, no, no, no. That is sick. 97 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:23,560 Do you smell it after? Yeah. Oh, I've got one. 98 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:27,120 This is, like, really bad. I think I've developed it in here. Yeah. 99 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,280 When me and Shaq are sitting there, 100 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:32,000 he puts his finger in my bellybutton. Ew. 101 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,560 Do you like it? Yeah. Ew. 102 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,560 No. It's satisfying, but it's, like, 103 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,080 he just puts his finger there, and I'm, like... 104 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:43,360 I wee in the bath. OK. 105 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:46,560 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Can we just deep this? 106 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:52,160 You pee the bath and then you sit in your pee? 107 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,040 It's not even like the shower where it goes down the drain, 108 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,400 you literally bathe in your pee! 109 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:01,840 No, I do it at the end. I crouch... 110 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,000 Oh, yeah. I've just scrubbed myself and then I'm gonna sit in my pee. 111 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,480 Another one. If there's no toilet roll... 112 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,120 Oh, God. Don't. 113 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,680 Why is it all to do with the toilet in the bathroom? 114 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,880 If there's no toilet roll, and I've had a wee, I'll use the end. 115 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:19,680 I use the cardboard. Sometimes I'll go for a towel. 116 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:26,640 One time... Guys, we should not be admitting this. 117 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,040 This is really dirty. 118 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:30,040 I tried putting the cardboard down the toilet 119 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:34,600 and my mum said, "Who's blocked it? I couldn't flush it. 120 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,640 "Who's blocked the toilet?!" 121 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,240 IAIN: Claudia, you must be the only person in history 122 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:41,600 to block a toilet by doing a wee. 123 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,640 Hello, monster. 124 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,920 IAIN: Last week, social media had a meltdown 125 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,400 over all the screaming coming from the bedroom. 126 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,560 Not that... 127 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,400 I'm talking about a clip of the boys tying up Casey, 128 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,160 and tickling him half to death. 129 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,560 The poor lad was convulsing with laughter, 130 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,240 but not half as much as you lot were at home. 131 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:17,760 IAIN READS TWEETS 132 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,600 So, the big question for the Twitter-verse to know is, 133 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:52,200 did the three amigos get themselves into a tickle again this week? 134 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,400 Will, are you one of them that, when they were younger, 135 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,800 got in the pool with a T-shirt on? 136 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:58,520 LAUGHTER No. 137 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,560 You had a rash vest, yeah, you did. A what? 138 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,760 It's called a rash vest. 139 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,120 Will, your mum used to give you factor 75, didn't she? 140 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,480 LAUGHTER 141 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:13,200 It's not true. Your mum still buys your trousers. 142 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:16,120 Is there such thing as factor 100? Is there? 143 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:19,160 Yes, if you put on factor 50 two times. Two times. 144 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,600 Two times. Two times. 145 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,280 # Two times a lady. # 146 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:28,000 Ooh! No. No, Shaq. Please, please. 147 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,680 Aren't you cute? 148 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,880 CASEY LAUGHS 149 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:37,000 HIGH-PITCHED SQUEALING 150 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:39,000 Come on now! Come on now! 151 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:42,880 HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHTER 152 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,240 BOYS IMITATE CASEY 153 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,640 Your armpits stink. 154 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:56,120 LAUGHTER 155 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,400 IAIN: Get some deodorant on those armpits, Casey. 156 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:02,200 Or your next re-coupling at the fire pit might stink, too. 157 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,000 Teacher Kai may know his way around the Bunsen burner, 158 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,960 but that doesn't mean he's an A-grade student in all classes. 159 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,880 Are you teaching him how to dance? 160 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,560 Him? He's got no hope, I've tried it already. 161 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,680 He taught me how to hip thrust, I can hip thrust now. 162 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:27,720 He doesn't know how to hip thrust. I'm good at hip thrusting now. 163 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,080 We've been practising loads. 164 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,760 You don't know how to hip thrust, bro. 165 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:36,400 No, no, no, no, Kai. What are you... 166 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,160 Have you got a hula-hoop around your waist? 167 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,160 Was it really bad? What are you doing? You need... 168 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,840 I don't know what you need. You need God. 169 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,840 IAIN: And snake hips Kai didn't have to wait long 170 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:47,080 before putting his moves into action. 171 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,560 TEXT ALERT 172 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,160 # Go, go, go, go... # 173 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:56,920 Tonight, the villa will host a special VIP performance. 174 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,200 ALL CHEER 175 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:04,040 IAIN: And I'd say Will was a bit excited. 176 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,880 Yeah... That's what I'm gonna be doing tonight. 177 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:12,040 IAIN: Here's a few pre-show clips of our Islanders 178 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,640 getting in the mood to get in the club. 179 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:18,080 # Moved out the hood Now you tryin' a pull me back, right 180 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,480 # When my joint get to bumpin' In the club, it's on 181 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,760 # Wink my eye, if she smiles She's gone 182 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:25,400 # If the roof on fire Just let it burn 183 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:28,520 # If the talk ain't about money Homie, I ain't concerned 184 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,720 # I'm a tell you what Banks told me Go ahead switch the style up 185 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:33,920 # If they hate then let 'em hate And watch the money pile up 186 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:36,680 # Or we can go upside your head With a bottle of bub 187 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,480 # Come on, they know where we been 188 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,040 # You can find me in the club Bottle full of bub' 189 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,840 # My mind got what you need you need to feel the bub'... # 190 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:47,240 HE WHOOPS Jax Jones. 191 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,840 Testing, testing, one, two, three. 192 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,120 RAPS: Testing, testing One, two, three 193 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,480 Coming to the shubs With the party... 194 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,960 # Oh, my love, where did you go? 195 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,120 # Where did you go now? I wanna know... # 196 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,760 Yeah, baby! 197 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,480 # Oh, my love, where did you go? 198 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:09,840 # Where did you go now? I wanna know 199 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,200 # Where did you go? # 200 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:12,600 Wow! What a night. 201 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:17,120 # With my love, with my love 202 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,280 # Where did you go? # 203 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,320 I'm almost losing my voice. 204 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:23,160 I was screaming and shouting the whole time! 205 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,520 WILL HUMS A TUNE 206 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,080 Bam! 207 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,920 # I wanna know Where did you go... # 208 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,800 Raaagh! That's what I was doing the whole time! Raaagh! 209 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:41,480 It was sick. It was incredible. 210 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:45,480 # Where did you go? With my love 211 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:49,440 # With my love Where did you go? # 212 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,000 Don't get involved. 213 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,000 IAIN: Here's an unseen clip 214 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:04,720 of Claudia and Samie leaving the girls' dressing room. 215 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:05,760 But... 216 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,680 # That's what I love about you You keep me together... # 217 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,920 IAIN: This is Unseen Bits. 218 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,760 They might be rationing fresh vegetables 219 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,160 at the supermarket back home, but here, 220 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,200 the shelves are overflowing with scrummy unseen clips. 221 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,720 Oh-oh-oh! 222 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:31,640 IAIN: OK, some of them might look a bit irregular and wonky, 223 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:35,640 but they were all freshly picked this week and are very tasty indeed. 224 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,640 They just need a quick rinse before being consumed. 225 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:41,040 CASEY GROWLS 226 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,720 IAIN: They are guaranteed 227 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,920 to increase energy levels and boost brainpower. 228 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:49,760 Well, usually. Are you an intellectual? 229 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,600 What do you mean by that, though? Are you clever? Yeah. 230 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,720 IAIN: So, eat up, because this is 231 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,480 the ultimate Saturday night pick-me-up. 232 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:01,920 Guaranteed to help you grow up big and strong like Martin. 233 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,080 Five foot ten and stacked. 234 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,640 THEY LAUGH 235 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,200 Five foot ten! 236 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:14,320 I kid you not. I am not five eleven, I am six foot one, boys. 237 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,720 That's something someone who's five eleven would say! 238 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:19,000 This is fucking embarrassing, bruv. 239 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:22,000 How can you call a big man like me fucking five eleven? 240 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,000 You can't say big man when you're not six foot. 241 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,280 LAUGHTER 242 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,480 IAIN: Before the break, we saw Samie and Claudia 243 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,080 heading upstairs to the bedroom. 244 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,720 Yes, we caught the whole thing on camera and we weren't the only ones. 245 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,440 Well, here's... 246 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,400 I'm taking these boots home... 247 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,800 No, you're not! Oh, my God! 248 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,560 What the hell is wrong with you? Fuck's sake! 249 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:53,320 Oh, the air-con needs to go off in here tonight. And you filmed it. 250 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,280 IAIN: Now, people say that dating is a numbers game, 251 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,880 but for the boys in the villa, 252 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,840 even counting can prove to be a painful sport. 253 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,920 Right, so everyone knows how to play 21. 254 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,880 You can say one, two, or three 255 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:15,120 and whoever lands on 21 gets... nipple flicks? 256 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,480 OK, nipple flicks it is. 257 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:21,840 One. Two, three. Four. Five. Six. 258 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:23,040 Seven, eight, nine. 259 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:28,000 10, 11, 12. 13, 14, 15. 16, 17, 18. 260 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,800 19. 20. 261 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,600 THEY ALL LAUGH 262 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,480 Nipples out! 263 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:40,400 Nipples out! 264 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,200 LAUGHTER 265 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:46,280 Oh... Will. I thought you were gonna... 266 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:50,680 I was, like, "Please, Will. "Please, Will." 267 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:54,080 Hmm... Stitched you right up. Oh, yes. 268 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,560 Are you playing? Yeah. 269 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,800 Let's get Shaq, yeah? Yeah. 270 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:02,680 One, two, three. Four, five. 271 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:06,680 Six, seven, eight. Nine. 272 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,080 10. 11. 273 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,400 12, 13, 14. 15. 274 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,160 16. 17. 275 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,240 18. 19. 20. 276 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:20,360 ALL SHOUT AT ONCE 277 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,120 THEY SCREAM 278 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,400 RAUCOUS LAUGHTER 279 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,440 That's how you want to play? All right, cool. 280 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,040 We're done now, that's it. Good job of the game. 281 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:38,800 One, two. Three. Four. 282 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,560 Five, six, seven. Eight. 283 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,520 CASEY SIGHS 284 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,160 THEY LAUGH 285 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,680 9, 10, 11. 12, 13, 14. 286 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:51,600 SHAQ LAUGHS 287 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,840 15, 16, 17. 288 00:15:56,440 --> 00:16:00,320 18. 19. 20. 289 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,080 ALL SHOUT AT ONCE 290 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,880 CASEY SQUEALS 291 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:10,280 You pinched it! 292 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,760 Ron, you little shit. 293 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:18,680 IAIN: This game is seriously twisting my melons, man. 294 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,680 Let's nip it in the bud. 295 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,360 Post-Casa Amor, Lana and Ron's romance 296 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,680 seemed to be going from strength to strength. 297 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,360 Love can be infectious, and in this unseen clip, 298 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,960 Ron and Lana loved-up vibes 299 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,720 are clearly spreading to the other Islanders. 300 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,840 Kiss. Go on, kiss. 301 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:44,840 Kiss. Snog it out. Kiss. 302 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,920 You kiss. You two kiss. We'll kiss if you kiss. 303 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:52,280 IAIN: Including Will and Shaq it seems. What? 304 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,920 # I want it that way... # 305 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:59,280 Ew... Now you kiss. 306 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,320 Fucking hell! What's happened? 307 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,240 Is that your sister or something, bro? Fuck me! 308 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:08,960 Close your mouth now! Fuck off! 309 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,160 If we're all doing it, then... 310 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,920 You're really warm. Will is freezing. 311 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,720 I'm getting squished a bit. 312 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,320 # Ain't nothing but a heartache 313 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:23,200 # Tell me why Ain't nothing but a mistake 314 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:28,280 # Tell me why I never want to hear you say... # 315 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:33,160 IAIN: That clip was hilarious. We should post it on tickle-tock. 316 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,320 Things have been getting hot in the villa 317 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,480 through a combination of steamy romance and fiery arguments, 318 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,320 so it's time to cool off in the pool, 319 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:50,480 but being a competitive bunch, it wasn't long before our Islanders 320 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,440 and their floaties were getting seriously pumped up. 321 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,160 So let me hand you over to our commentator 322 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,080 for today's event, Ron and Lana. 323 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:03,800 Three, two, one. Go! 324 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,720 # One is you make me happy Two is you set me free... # 325 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,560 Casey and Claudia. Claudia smashed it. 326 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:14,360 She actually flew. I thought she was a fish. She was so quick. 327 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,560 Claudia grew jills or whatever they're called. 328 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,240 "Jills"? I think you mean gills, mate. 329 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:23,480 # I still get frustrated I can't lie... # 330 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,640 Go, go, go! 331 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,000 # When you keep on doing things I don't like... # 332 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:32,120 Martin could not get on the Lilo. 333 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,760 I think it's because he's too big, 334 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,480 he's so muscley that he makes the Lilo float down. 335 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:39,920 Float down? You mean sink? Yeah. 336 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,520 What are you doing? 337 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,360 BOYS CHEER 338 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,880 'Kai did have that turtle working for him.' 339 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,080 It was almost like the turtle was swimming with him. 340 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,960 He was at one with the float. 341 00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:00,400 I mean, I think Sanam was a bit slow. 342 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,280 She was our weakest link. 343 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,960 Yes! Get ready, Tanya. Come on, Jessie. 344 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,920 Shaq, he was like a dog. 345 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,360 It was like doggy paddle. He was just sort of... 346 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,120 I thought he was more fighting for air 347 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,200 than he was actually trying to win the race. 348 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,400 You know what? He let his name down cos Shaq Attack, 349 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,880 you'd think shark attack, he'd be good at swimming, but he wasn't. 350 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:25,880 SQUEALING 351 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,080 I killed it. No, I disagree. 352 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,440 I didn't have any help, I literally was there in about two seconds. 353 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:35,160 Other than the time advantage. Are you joking? I had... 354 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,960 You jumped in at the same time as me. No, no, no. 355 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,720 The boys were throwing obstacles in my face. 356 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,440 In my face. Yeah, OK, yeah. 357 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,240 They put a unicorn in my face. 358 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,720 GIRLS SCREAM 359 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:59,400 Winner of the first Lilo Race 2023 was obviously the girls. 360 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,440 SCREAMING 361 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,680 Cheating. This one's a cheat. I hope you don't cheat on me. 362 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,560 I... Oooh! 363 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,720 IAIN: I've checked the VAR, 364 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,680 and there was no cheating during the Lilo race. 365 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,920 Casa Amor however was another story. Less said the better. 366 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:24,480 This year, we have seen some very tall tales coming out of the villa. 367 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,320 There's a thing that goes round called the Scouse mouse. 368 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,680 The Scouse mouse. It sounds weird when we say it. 369 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:30,840 That goes round? Yeah. 370 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,520 IAIN: And Tom and Casey have teamed up to become the duping duo. 371 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,360 So we have created a whole new feature called... 372 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,520 Wow! Look at that mountain. 373 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,320 Wow! It's Table Mountain. No, it's not. 374 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:50,200 Yeah, it is. No, it's not. 375 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:52,720 I know where Table Mountain is. 376 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,280 No, it's Chair Mountain. 377 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,040 No, it's not. It is, it's Chair Mountain. 378 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:02,720 Believe what you want, it's been there 600 million years. 379 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,880 Oh, yeah, 600 million (!) 380 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:08,640 I was in Texas about six years ago. Did you go to Texas? 381 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,520 In where? Texas. 382 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,720 And, I swear down, I saw an alien. 383 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,080 Casey's stories are honestly the craziest stories ever 384 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,920 and I believe every single one. 385 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,920 I remember you saying that the first day. Yes. 386 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,600 I didn't know it were in Texas. Yeah. 387 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,000 What did you see there? Oh, my God. 388 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,760 It was in the middle of the night... 389 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,280 It was me and one other boy. We heard this... 390 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,040 HUMS EERIE TUNE 391 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,280 I told you briefly about it, didn't I? 392 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,560 I remember, but you haven't told me the full story. 393 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:42,120 There was this alien, but it was in a slime form, it was so weird. 394 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,880 What? Yeah. What colour was it? 395 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,520 Orange. It was orange. 396 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,240 That's weird, man. I bet it scared you a bit, did it? 397 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,600 Yeah, it did scare me. What did you do when you saw it? 398 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,280 What? I ran. 399 00:21:55,320 --> 00:22:00,400 Did it have a face, though? Yeah, sort of. That's mad. 400 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,840 It was like this, it was like... 401 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,280 Genuine, Tanya. You can't laugh. 402 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,560 I'm picturing the alien and it's orange, 403 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,600 and it's standing in front of him, and him running away, like... 404 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,360 It's just, it's crazy. 405 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,720 IAIN: Will the prankster duo finally be caught out by Tanya 406 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,240 or will she fall for another tall tale? 407 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,280 Find out later in the show. 408 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,240 Earlier, we put our Islanders knowledge of each other 409 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,520 to the test in the Knowing Me, Knowing You challenge. 410 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:40,640 Which Islander does your partner think is least genuine in the villa? 411 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:44,080 Just Martin. I've known you for the least amount of time, innit? 412 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,800 IAIN: But when Ron gave his answer, how did Martin react? 413 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:52,080 Did he flick Ron on the nipple? Did he burst into tears? 414 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,040 Lets find out Later. 415 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,720 # Everybody's waiting For the summertime 416 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:05,600 # It's all right It's all right. # 417 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,240 IAIN: This is Love Island Unseen Bits. 418 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:12,200 This is a place to see all the uncensored, outrageous going-ons 419 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:16,000 in the most talked-about villa in human history. Fact. 420 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,320 Kai is in his element - well, the bathroom - 421 00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:19,240 hosting his Strictly Bum Dancing twerk class. 422 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,880 Do you know how to twerk? Yeah, obviously. Teach me. 423 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,000 Show us your best twerk. 424 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,400 LAUGHTER 425 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,200 IAIN: Tanya's fainted with all the excitement. 426 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,200 Ah! She's so dramatic. 427 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,720 IAIN: Casey wants to be the world's first human fountain. 428 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,640 And Will gets a little too close to a very leggy visitor at the villa. 429 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,680 WILL SCREAMS 430 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,080 Fucking hell! There's a massive spider here. Look! 431 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:48,080 No, it's like this big. 432 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,520 IAIN: Earlier on, we teased you with an unseen clip 433 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,320 of the Islanders taking part in the challenge Knowing Me, Knowing You. 434 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,440 But we left you wanting to know more. 435 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:04,560 Which Islander does your partner think is least genuine in the villa? 436 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,280 Just Martin. I've known you for the least amount of time, innit? 437 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,440 IAIN: When Ron gave his answer, how did Martin react? 438 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:16,920 Did he flick Ron in the nipple? Did he burst into tears? Here's... 439 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,960 Oh, fuck! Something entered my nose! 440 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,760 And it's now on my leg! I swear, something entered my nose, bro. 441 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,640 IAIN: And here are some unseen bits from that challenge. 442 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,360 # Knowing me, knowing you A-ha... # 443 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,640 Where was your partner born? 444 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,320 # Big man on your little screen Why you so touched? 445 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,800 # Just say your ... is small And rock up to my concert... # 446 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:42,960 Right, Casey. 447 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,480 Blackburn. 448 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,040 Good old Blackburn. 449 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,800 Spelling might be a little bit off, but Trinidad. 450 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,800 He is correct. 451 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:55,000 Trini girl born and raised. Max, where was Olivia born? 452 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,680 I've gone with sunny Brighton. 453 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,400 I'm from Brighton. Yay! 454 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,440 Sunny? I don't think it's sunny down there. Oi! Don't diss my town. 455 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:08,360 Do you get half a mark for handwriting or not? 456 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,040 I think she was born in Sydney. 457 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,080 Syd-nay. Syd-nay? 458 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,600 Jessie, were you born in Syd-nay? 459 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:19,320 I was born in Syd-ney. That is good. 460 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:23,400 And I drew you as a baby, and went down under. Good. 461 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:28,240 If your girl could have a superpower, what would it be? 462 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,240 Fuck's sake. Fucking hell... 463 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,360 Stop looking. I'm not looking. 464 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,200 You two are trying to cheat. I'm watching you. 465 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,960 Says you, "outside cheeky public". 466 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,640 LAUGHTER 467 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,040 Fucking hell, what's she writing an essay for? 468 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,240 How am I meant to get that? 469 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,200 Fuck me. Casey. 470 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,880 Invisibility. Invisible. 471 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,240 I've went for mind reading. 472 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,560 Reading people's minds. 473 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,160 LAUGHTER 474 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,040 There you go. It's working. Tom? 475 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,480 This is a complete guess. 476 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,880 It's not really something me and Samie talk about to be fair. 477 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,160 I've gone for being able to fly. 478 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,120 Fly! 479 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,840 How is everyone getting this? 480 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,480 I've gone with a common one, to fly. 481 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,200 I want to travel somewhere instantly. 482 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,400 Sorry, Lana. 483 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,720 That's probably a deal-breaker, isn't it? 484 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,280 No. I don't fucking think so. 485 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,480 I'm gonna go on fly to the farm. Fly to the farm. 486 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:31,200 My one was time travel, so I could go back and fix everything. 487 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,880 ALL: Aww! 488 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,360 What a gentle soul. But that's wrong. 489 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,080 Can I change mine because that was adorable? 490 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:43,560 Boys, what would your girl say is her worst personality trait? 491 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:55,120 Casey. Can be too loud. 492 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:58,320 I should have put that, but I put not opening up enough. 493 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,440 I should got that. 494 00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,640 I think Olivia might say that sometimes 495 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,040 she can be a bit too outspoken. 496 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,320 Do you know what, I am very outspoken, but I love it. 497 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,400 So, flirting. We're all flirts. 498 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,360 Gemini, what can I say. Ron. 499 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,360 She doesn't have any bad traits, 500 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,680 but I've put that she laughs at her own jokes too much. 501 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,120 Lana. 502 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,160 I do, but I've put that I'm a worrier. 503 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,240 I just worry about people and everything. 504 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:30,360 Warrior, that's not warrior. You're a warrior. 505 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,200 Warrior is "a". Is that not how you spell it? 506 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,720 No, you spelled it right. Going into battle. Warrior. 507 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,320 It is right. I like that one. 508 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:40,400 It's true. It's cute. 509 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,360 IAIN: Remember a few weeks back 510 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,600 when Tom had his eyebrows threaded by beauty professional Tanyel? 511 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:52,160 He was such a brave little soldier. Didn't complain at all. 512 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,880 Oh, you fucker! Agh! 513 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,560 Oh, Tanyel, man. 514 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,360 Oh, my f... My God. You drama queen. 515 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:06,000 I'm not even overreacting, I'm actually not. 516 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,360 IAIN: Tanyel was a very pleasant plucker, but sadly she's gone, 517 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,760 unlike Tom's bushy brows which are back with vengeance. 518 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,560 So in a moment of utter madness, 519 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,440 he turned to complete eyebrow amateur Claudia for assistance. 520 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,280 Have you waxed eyebrows before? No. What?! 521 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,680 Fuck off. Have you not? No! 522 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:28,280 Fuck's sake. Right, have no fear, Claudia is here. I just don't... 523 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,960 If I get your actual eyebrow... 524 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,480 How long are you leaving them on for? 525 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:35,320 No, you don't, you put them on, and wax them off. Oh! Serious? 526 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,040 Right, lie down. You need to lie down. 527 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,200 I feel like you're gonna take pleasure out of it. 528 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,200 Oh, this is great for me. I'm a bit nervous. Oh! Right, go on. 529 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,720 Do it. fuck it. Claudia. 530 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,800 Claudia, talk to me. Claudia. Three... 531 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,320 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 532 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,600 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't fucking start counting down. 533 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,160 Please do not start counting down. 534 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,760 Three, two... HE SCREAMS 535 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,640 # I call my girl Cos I got a problem 536 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,400 # Only a curl is gonna Solve it... # 537 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,160 Oh-ho-ho! Agh! 538 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,080 That were a good one. Fuck me! That where a good one there. 539 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,840 Oh, my God. 540 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,960 HE SCREAMS 541 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,480 The other side. I feel like you haven't pressed it down enough. 542 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,920 Give me a chance! I don't want to get your eyelashes, though. 543 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,440 You haven't got my eyelashes? 544 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,280 They feel like they're on your eyelashes. 545 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,840 Have you got my eyelashes, Claudia?! Fuck's sake. 546 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,160 Just check, Claudia. HE LAUGHS 547 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,160 Three, two, one. 548 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,640 Oh, fuck. 549 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:32,600 Look, I've taken your whole eyebrow off. 550 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,520 You haven't. 551 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,440 Why don't you just, like, go right up to it. I'm trying! 552 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,800 # I tried everything... # 553 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,520 There's a few stragglers, but it's way better than what they were. 554 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,240 Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 555 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:51,360 I'm not sorry, really. I deserve this. 556 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,000 Whoa. That was a good one. 557 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,600 I feel like I prefer this to threading. 558 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:57,800 Cos it's over and done with. 559 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,160 IAIN: If that lad leaves the villa with his eyebrows left, 560 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,800 it will be a miracle. 561 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,200 Earlier in the series, 562 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,960 we were witness to the Love Island 2023 Ten Metre Freestyle Pool Race. 563 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,520 Ron, you cheated, mate! 564 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,560 Jessie doesn't know if you touched this end. 565 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:20,160 IAIN: Which caused controversy after the intervention of VAR 566 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,880 saw Ron later disqualified. 567 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,360 Well, all eyes are once again on the Love Island villa 568 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:30,280 as we are about to embark on the 2023 pool Vill-ympics. 569 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,240 And the event is adjudicated by judge Martin. 570 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,480 The Ten Metres Splash Dash is basically the boys 571 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,520 just walking across the pool really fast without swimming, basically. 572 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,560 CHARIOTS OF FIRE THEME 573 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,080 MARTIN: Three, two... 574 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,360 Wait, guys, guys! Because he was moving his hands. 575 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,720 You are moving your hands. You were moving your hands. 576 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,760 You are disqualified! You are moving your hands. 577 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,240 Three, two, one, go! 578 00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,080 CHARIOTS OF FIRE THEME 579 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,920 Fourth place, we've got Casey. 580 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,040 In third place, Maxwell. 581 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,520 In second place, Will. 582 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:22,400 And the winner of the Ten Metre Splash Dash is Mr Longlegs, Tom. 583 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,240 ANGELIC MUSIC 584 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,240 IAIN: Since his debut about 15 minutes ago, 585 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,960 the popularity of our next feature has gone through the roof, 586 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,680 which means it's time for the next instalment of... 587 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,040 Oh, my God! RON SCREAMS 588 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:53,990 Oh, my God! Don't do that! That scared the shit out of me. 589 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,680 IAIN: With Tom's ambush on Ron working like a dream, 590 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,600 it was time to see if Tanya 591 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:05,560 would fall for another of Casey's wind-ups. Let's find out. 592 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:09,280 The sun is nice. Yes. Yes? 593 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:13,520 Do you know why clouds go over mountains like that? 594 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:18,200 They say it's a blanket. No. Nope. You must know the reason. 595 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,680 No, I don't know the reason. 596 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,160 You don't know about the mountain grabbers? Oh, fuck off, Casey. 597 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,480 You've never heard of that? There's no mountain grabbers. 598 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,800 You get rock climbers, mountain climbers, mountain grabbers. 599 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,320 There's no mountain grabbers, though. Oh, my God. 600 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,240 Why do you never believe anything we say? 601 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,680 Because we take the piss so many times, she don't believe it. 602 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,360 Right, rock climbers, 603 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:41,040 sailors, mountain climbers, mountain grabbers. 604 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,160 No. So, what are they, then? 605 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,720 Well, they stay at the top of the mountains 606 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,440 and they have vacuums and suck in the clouds, 607 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,320 so it looks like there's a layer of cloud... 608 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,760 Are you fucking taking the piss? 609 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,760 You can see they've stopped it's slowly going. 610 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:59,320 They've stopped? Look on the left, see all the clouds that sit on top. 611 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,880 You've got mountain grabbers on top of them. 612 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,680 Tanya is the most gullible person I've ever met. 613 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,120 I genuinely believe she believes every word that I say. 614 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,720 IAIN: Boys, tell the truth, for crying out loud, 615 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,320 we all know it's caused by emissions from the dry-ice factory 616 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,080 situated at the top of the mountain. 617 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,000 Find out if Tanya finally catches the pranksters out later. 618 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,120 # It's gonna be better 619 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,960 # It's gonna be better... # 620 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,200 IAIN: This is Unseen Bits. A show of unssen clips. 621 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,920 of Will licking Casey's joints... 622 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,680 Sounds like thirsty work. 623 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:41,320 Down it! Down it! Down it! That was actually really good. 624 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,960 IAIN: Casey's feeling so hot, he could eat himself. 625 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,480 The boy's shaved, the boy has done his... 626 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,960 And now the boy needs to do his eyebrows. 627 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,320 IAIN: Claudia's trying to play it cool. 628 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,480 Oh, gosh. 629 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,800 IAIN: Tom's busy lifting the boys spirits. 630 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,120 And Kai reveals he's the old smoothie we always suspected. 631 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,400 I've got no hair on my body apart from my head. 632 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,240 You shave all your pubes off? Swear? 633 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,400 I always shave them. Do you not shave them all off? 634 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,160 No, I trim it down. What, your pubes? 635 00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:14,280 Yeah. Do you use your beard trimmer on your pubes? 636 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:19,000 I have two different shavers. I might get the Manscaped one. 637 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,120 They're quite good. Yeah, I heard that. You can't cut yourself. 638 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:25,480 Even if you clip it on your ball bag or whatever. Swear? 639 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,240 Yeah, it doesn't rip. 640 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,000 IAIN: We all know if you rub a magic lamp, a genie will pop out. 641 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,280 But did you know that if you tap a farmer on the knee while singing 642 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,080 "oy, oy, oy" a totally random question pops out? 643 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,680 # Oy, oy, oy... # 644 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:46,480 Can you eat kangaroo in Australia? Yeah, it's the leanest meet. 645 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,040 Really? Have you eaten it? Yeah. 646 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,120 Have you eaten it? You've eaten kangaroo? 647 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,680 You've eaten a baby kangaroo? No, I haven't eaten a baby one. 648 00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:55,120 I don't chop it up and eat it. You can buy it at the store. 649 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:59,120 Like, when you go to the store... What sort of meat is it? 650 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,720 Is it steak-y or like chicken-y? Is it white or red meat? 651 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,600 I actually haven't eaten it cos I used to be veggo, but... Veggo. 652 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:08,760 What? What's veggie? Vegetarian. 653 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,920 What? Veggo. That's what we call it in Australia. 654 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,440 Veggo. Veggo, yeah. 655 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,760 Why? Because it's just the shorting of it. 656 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,960 Veggie. Vegetarian. We call it veg-veg-ee-ee. 657 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,320 What? We call it veggie. Veg-veg-ee-ee. No, you don't. 658 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,720 Yes, we do. Well, vegetarian is real word, but veggo is like... 659 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,200 What? Vegetarian is a real word? What are you talking about? 660 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:38,320 What do you mean? So, I used to be "vegetarian"... What is that? 661 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:43,520 What? You do know what a vegetarian is. Is it? 662 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:49,280 Is that when you can't eat fish? Oh, my God. I cannot deal. 663 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:56,200 Stop it. Sorry, I know what a vegetarian is. I got your back. 664 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,520 Oh, my God! 665 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:04,080 IAIN: Will-O, mate, you're pushing veggo Jess-O over the edge-O. 666 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,040 Hello and welcome to ITV2's 667 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:20,440 all-new natural history programme Planet Love. 668 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:26,080 Tonight, we are delving deep into uncharted territory 669 00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,840 to discover the complexities 670 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:32,600 of a whole new female species. 671 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,480 The villa girls. 672 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,440 The most fascinating and alluring of creatures. 673 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,920 And you're about to get a rare glimpse into their habitat 674 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:47,000 thanks to the access gained by our in-house cameraman Tom. 675 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:54,240 This is a little vlog. We're in the girls' dressing room. 676 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:59,280 Yeah, there's bits everywhere, really. Things left about. 677 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:03,120 Toothbrushes. Look at this. It stinks in here. 678 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,520 Coffee cups everywhere. 679 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,560 And they've got a boiled egg in here. 680 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:10,280 And they've got... No, a Scotch egg. Scotch egg. It's not on. 681 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,760 They've got a Scotch egg. There's eyelashes everywhere. 682 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,960 Any more Scotch eggs? They're boomerangs, mate. 683 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,800 Boomerangs. What are they? 684 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,160 Baked beans. Really big baked beans. 685 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:28,320 Yeah, there's nothing in order. Let's fix this. Fix it up a bit. 686 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,080 There we go. 687 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,280 IAIN: But to really understand the lives 688 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,920 of those beautiful and fascinating creatures, 689 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,280 the boys need to immerse themselves entirely in their world. 690 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:43,000 It won't be easy, but where there's a will, there's a way. 691 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,640 Oh, yes. Let's get into girls' outfits. 692 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,360 Wear it, wear it, wear it, wear it. 693 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,680 I'd wear this one. 694 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,080 # Nails, hair, hips Heels, face, done 695 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,440 # Lips real, purse full 696 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,320 # Big heels, yes, I'm a big deal 697 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,680 # Legs, legs, face, eyes... # 698 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:04,440 Will, you got back in that. Case, show us. 699 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:09,000 Yeah, nice. Oh, my God! Yeah! 700 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,680 Work it, queen. You sexy girl! 701 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,520 I can't fit in anything. 702 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,680 Tom, babe. What's going on? 703 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:17,280 Tom, there's no way you're gonna be able to get in them boots. 704 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,880 Oh... Those are Tanya's boots! 705 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,520 Strut. Strut. Hips. Hips. 706 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:26,880 CHEERING 707 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,000 Tommy boy! You sexy thing! 708 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,440 I really hope Kai doesn't piss me off tonight. 709 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,040 LAUGHTER 710 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,600 I just don't want the drama. The drama. 711 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,680 Trust me, if I have to pull him one more time for a chat, 712 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,240 that's gonna be it. 713 00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:46,560 Princess Kelsey is here to create some drama, trust me. 714 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,360 I ain't taking nobody as a prisoner. 715 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,440 Casey is too silly for me. 716 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,680 LAUGHTER 717 00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:57,040 I feel like Tom just goes to the terrace with me way too much. 718 00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,360 He shouldn't be up there. He shouldn't. 719 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,920 You know every time you go up there, you know exactly what he wants. 720 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,040 Honestly, we don't care if we're stepping on toes. 721 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,600 I'm not a girl's girl either. 722 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,960 We're no girl's girls, where here to have a good time. 723 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,240 We're here to take the boys, and we're here to slay. Slay. 724 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,280 Do my boobs look too big in this? 725 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,400 Trust me, they don't, babe. They look perfect. 726 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,880 Right. You look so good, girl. 727 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:25,520 Girls rule, boys drool. Brush my teeth, we slaying. 728 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,000 What's eye contour cream? 729 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,840 Sorry. I do not know. 730 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,240 LAUGHTER 731 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,000 This is all us. No make-up. 732 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,800 Just queens. Slaying. Together. Forever. 733 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,920 IAIN: RuPaul has nothing to worry about. 734 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,640 It's that time of the show once again. It's... 735 00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,160 And earlier, I asked them to show me their party trick. 736 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,920 Party trick. 737 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:09,960 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I don't even have a party trick. 738 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,120 I haven't got my Rubik's cube, I normally do a Rubik's cube. 739 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,960 If you give me a drink, I can down it. 740 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,960 I'm quite good at downing a pint. 741 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,760 I could do a rose, which would be hard, but I could do a rose. 742 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,640 I can't even down a pint, actually. 743 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,920 I don't know why I said that. I can drink it. 744 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,160 I can whistle. That's as exciting as it gets for me. 745 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,200 Is that weird? 746 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,200 WHISTLES TENTATIVELY 747 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:37,360 I can fold my toes, excuse the toes, the dirty toes. 748 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:41,600 Look at that. Look at that. Just like that. 749 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,640 WHISTLES TUNELESSLY 750 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,160 I can't wink. 751 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,000 I've always wanted to do, like... 752 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:52,280 I can raise this eyebrow, I can't do the other one, so it's a bit shit. 753 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,080 Is it moving? Is the eyebrows... 754 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:58,560 I had a bit of Botox in my forehead, so I can't really move it any more. 755 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,680 I can't lift up the right one. 756 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:04,200 Oh, I would love to, though. 757 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:11,360 WHISTLES TENTATIVELY 758 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,040 I can roll my tongue, like... 759 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,920 Bet you can't do that. 760 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,920 I can get up inside there. 761 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,880 BLOWS AIR 762 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,920 ARMPIT FART 763 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,160 I can't do it. 764 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,680 # God save the King. # 765 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:33,440 WOLF-WHISTLES 766 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,120 I can go like that. 767 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,160 I learned that one in primary school from the receptionist, 768 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,520 and I used to use it all the time. 769 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,280 Strong chest muscles. 770 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,560 SHE HUMS 771 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:46,960 I can turn my hand all the way round. 772 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,960 I think I can click my toes. 773 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,520 TOES CLICK 774 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,480 I think this means I'm double jointed. Agh. 775 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,840 I can nearly do it, does that count? 776 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,200 Oh, taxi. Get me home. 777 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:08,600 You've either got it, or you don't got it. 778 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,800 IAIN: Tune in next week for another instalment of... 779 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,680 Before we go, we have time for just one more clip 780 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:22,360 of our new feature that has taken the nation by storm. 781 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,080 Yes, we are visiting our resident lovable tricksters, 782 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,960 but can they continue to pull the wool over Tanya's eyes? 783 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,320 Let's find out. 784 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:38,040 I actually had a really weird experience once. Yeah? 785 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,040 When I was a lot younger. What happened? 786 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,560 It was what happened with the badgers. 787 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:48,600 What happened with the badgers? Ooh. Don't say it. You can't say it? 788 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,840 Not on telly, you can't. 789 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,960 What happened with the fucking badgers? 790 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,200 No, I'll say it. I will say it. 791 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:59,320 We basically were, like, 13, 14 at the time. 792 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,240 We were quite young and immature 793 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,680 and we all fell asleep on this common, like, this big grass area. 794 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:10,480 Then what happened? We woke up underground. 795 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,800 A badger family carried us down into this underground... 796 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,600 What the fuck are you talking about? Genuinely. 797 00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,760 What? That's weird, man. 798 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,120 Youse are winding me up again. You are. 799 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:26,320 I really wish I was, but I wasn't. 800 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,480 They kicked me out in the end cos of what I said to them. 801 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,760 What do you mean? What did you say to them? 802 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,560 I just overstayed my welcome. 803 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:43,800 What the fuck are you talking about? Like, what the fuck? 804 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,000 IAIN: Guys, I think Tanya smells a rat. 805 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,240 Or at least I think it's a rat. 806 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,400 One thing's for sure, it's definitely not a badger. 807 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,880 The badger one, I switched off quickly because I was, like, 808 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,080 "Now you are just trying to wind me up." 809 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,720 I don't even know where that one came from, where it went 810 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,280 and where it's going. I don't know. I don't know. 811 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:03,040 IAIN: That's the end of the feature then, 812 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,520 and we spent tons on those graphics, too. 813 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:09,160 Perfect time to end the show, see you all next time.