IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island...
I've loved every second of being in here with you.
It's gonna be forever.
..the final dates...
I do feel like I've fallen for you. I am falling in love with you.
..saw declarations.
The way I feel about you... Yeah? I want to make you my girlfriend.
SHE SQUEALS
Tonight...
You're literally the kindest and most sweet-hearted girl
I've ever met.
..two more dates...
You bring out the best side of me. Like, I love you so much.
..and tough decisions.
I do question how genuine the connection is between them.
Are they actually gonna last when they get out?
"The couples voted least compatible are..."
IAIN: It's still final date time, which is great,
although our Islanders do have to choose the least compatible couple,
meaning the dates have a deeply unpleasant ending -
unlike our normal dates,
which are deeply unpleasant from start to finish.
# Yeah, you've got the love All the way up... #
Morning, everyone. Morning.
I can't believe you drove a 'rari yesterday.
One of the best days of my life, mate.
Final date today, Will.
Yeah, really excited, man.
Everyone had such a lovely time yesterday.
Sanam, what would your ideal final date be?
Um... I don't know. Something really cute. That's it.
Oh, I'm so excited for today! Same!
# You can give me it all And I'll give you it back
How was your first sleep as a girlfriend?
I had the most peaceful sleep ever. I'm so glad.
He couldn't even say anything,
He couldn't even... He was looking down and he was shaking.
Aw. And then he held my hand, and he looked at me, and he said,
"Tanya, will you please be my girlfriend?"
Just take it all in. You've got to.
Like, because, like, she just looked insane,
Bro, like you said, you ain't gonna get that anywhere again,
and it just felt like the perfect moment to ask her
to be my girlfriend, and I felt like she was my girl before,
but now, it's, like, official, sort of thing.
That girl, man. She is something special.
How you feeling, Samie, after yesterday? I'm feeling good.
I feel like I haven't really, like, processed it yet.
Someone's falling in love with you. By the way. I know. I know.
He actually said that. It was honestly, like, the best day ever.
Sanam, you excited for today?
I'm just... I don't know, it's a mixture of emotion.
cos I don't know what to expect. Yeah.
And there's the whole...
It's always, like, the pre-date nerves, isn't it? I always get that.
I think all of you have come back from yesterday
and it's just made me want to go next more and more and more.
Like, you've all come back absolutely buzzing, like, glowing,
like, best dates of your life and all of that,
Samie, you've been saying a lot about Tom falling in love,
but I haven't heard much about you falling in love, honey.
I told him. Was it hard?
Yeah, well hard. TEXT ALERT
I got a text! GIRLS SQUEAL AND CHEER
OK...
READS ALOUD
GIRLS CHEER
# I wanna go out dancing I-I-I
# When I go out I wanna go out dancing... #
The girls are screaming.
I got a te-e-ext! Ye-e-eah!
"Jessie and Will, it's time for your final date.
THEY CHEER
# When I go out I wanna go out dancing... #
Oh, my God. You're gonna have people at...
I don't know what, I can't imagine.
I don't know, but I can imagine like, little cute... Candles.
It's gonna be so romantic!
Oh, my God! We're going on our final date.
Come on, cowboy! Let's get your cowboy outfit on.
BOTH: Yeah! THEY LAUGH
Oh, my God, I can't wait to see what Will is wearing.
You know how cool he's going to look.
I'm so excited. I'm kind of like nervous now, though.
You're gonna be the hottest cowgirl ever.
# This is how I wanna feel The wild kiss, the music reeling
# Getting down Riding all the highs... #
ALL: Yes!
ALL: Aw... Aw!
Yee-haw, yee-haw! ALL: Yeah!
I'm dressed like I'm about to ride a horse with a lasso,
about to catch Jessie and draw her in.
GIRLS: Jessie...
THEY CHEER
Hashtag "Barn to be together".
I feel like this is gonna be a very fun date.
It's gonna be very Jessie and Will, and I can't wait.
Yee-ha, people! Howdy, partners. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
IAIN: For this final date, they've sent the farmer to a farm.
Seriously?! Where would they send me?
A badly ventilated windowless box with a filthy microphone
and a three-week-old pizza box on the floor?
Oh, my God. Look at them!
Look at the beautiful animals.
Will, Tom and Casey. It is! The Three Musketeers!
ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING
Wait, can you hear the music, though? Yeah. See you, guys.
What do you think that is? I don't know! This is so exciting, though.
UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC
WHOOPING AND CHEERING
MUSIC CONTINUES
# I'll never let you go again... #
How fun was that? Yeah, honestly. Like, the best time.
It's just... It's like a massive reminder of home,
because my mum and dad, when they were growing up,
they would talk about barn dances.
And I've never been to one, so experiencing it with you
and doing everything is just, for me, such a magical moment.
I liked that it was just, like, high energy.
Do you want a beer? Yeah, go on, then.
We'll have a nice... I reckon we deserve this. We earned this.
There we go. This is you treating me right. Look at that!
Yeah. Always. It has got a bit too much foam, sorry.
That's OK.
I want to just cheers to how grateful I am meeting you
and falling in love with you, really.
SHE GIGGLES Cheers.
I want to do a cheers too.
So, cheers to two people from the other side of the world,
Like, I just think everything's so amazing,
Yeah. I love you. And I love you. No, you have to cheers me!
Sorry. Cheers. Don't drink yet!
It's been a crazy, crazy big journey.
We've had our hard times and rough times in here.
I know I really did mess up. We don't need to talk about that.
I know, but the fear of losing you, like, crushed me.
It really, really did. Yeah.
Like, it really made me realise how big
and how much of an impact you do have on me.
Kind of just making me my best self, almost.
We had that little rough patch,
but I actually do think it made us stronger.
I think it helped us grow, individually. Yeah. Like, it did.
It made me realise how crazy in love I was with you.
Like, it sucked, the way it happened,
but I think it's made us so much stronger. And, yeah.
Like, I actually wouldn't look back and change anything.
# Looks like we made it... #
I'm just so excited to get outside now, into the real world.
I can't wait to go to the farm and see all the little lambs.
And I get to meet your family. Yeah. Honestly, my family...
I'm super excited to meet your family.
I think... My family will love you. Genuinely.
I really hope they do. Genuinely.
And you're gonna do lambing season.
I'll literally come, I'll make you lunch if you want.
No! You're coming out into the field. I'll come lambing.
You're coming... I'm not joking, you're not getting away with that.
OK, done. Done. You're coming out, you're lambing.
We're gonna get you feeding little baby lambs the bottles.
We're gonna get you mucking out the poo. I'll skip that one.
And, like, every second, I've enjoyed with you. Yeah.
And even in our little down periods, like, we worked through that.
We were really strong together. And I just feel so happy.
You bring out the best side of me.
And I just - I really want you to know how special you are to me.
And, like, I love you so much.
# You're still the one I run to... #
And I was wondering if you would want to be my boyfriend.
I'd love to.
# You're still the one that I love The only one... #
Stop. That's melted my heart. Yes! Aw.
I'm sorry that sometimes I don't open up as much as...
I feel like I show my emotions in different ways,
but I'm so in love with you. I feel like I'm gonna cry.
Honestly. And yeah, I just couldn't imagine walking out of here...
Yeah, I want to be your girlfriend.
# Still the one I kiss good night... #
I want you to be my girlfriend. So we're boyfriend and girlfriend?
Yeah! THEY LAUGH
# Look how far We've come now, baby... #
IAIN STIRLING: After the line dancing,
He came back with a bloody nose and a thimble full.
I didn't have the heart to tell him.
It was a bull.
We do have to make that decision about the least compatible couples.
Yeah.
We'll start off with Samie and Tom.
I feel like they did have a bit of a journey.
Tom obviously had a bit of a rough and rocky start. Yeah.
and I think Samie feels the exact same way. Yeah.
Kai and Sanam?
Kai has had a bit of an up and down journey in here,
but I genuinely believe, like, him and Sanam are well-suited.
Kai did have a rocky start.
The only fault I can think for Kai and Sanam
is, like, they're one of the newest couples.
Shaq and Tanya.
Their journey's been crazy.
I think Shaq has been amazing the whole way through.
Tanya's actions have been a little bit dodgy, I'm not gonna lie.
"Oh, I wanna get to know him, but I'm still in love with you,"
that's something that I don't understand. Yeah.
Ron and Lana, they've had their ups, their downs,
but they've always been drawn back to each other.
However, I just feel like how it's all played out with them,
it has almost been strategically thought about,
and it's almost been like a game. Yeah.
I'm finding this really difficult.
I just think these two are the least compatible.
Yeah, I agree.
All right. Shall I send the text off? Yeah.
Sent.
However, I don't want it to put a downer
and a newly boyfriend and girlfriend couple!
No, I've had the best date as well.
IAIN: No animals were harmed during the making of that date,
although Ben the camera guy
did slip on some sheep dip and ruin his corduroys.
In my room, I've got, like,
my little desk with the lights on the side.
That does not surprise me. My high chair.
Howdy, partners! ALL SQUEAL
Hi! SQUEALING CONTINUES
Girls, terrace! Let's go chat. I've got so much to tell you about.
# La-la-la-la-la-la-la. #
Tell us all about it. Oh, my God.
So, we went to, like, a barn. Yes?
We walked in and there were literally all these animals there.
Oh, my God.
We could hear music. Yeah.
So we walked into the barn and there was, like, a whole barn dance. Stop!
Like, we talked for ages, and it was, like, really emotional,
but I'm just gonna skip to the good part.
I asked him to be my boyfriend. SQUEALING
And he said yes. HYSTERICAL SQUEALING
And then she looks at me and goes, "Do you wanna be my boyfriend?"
No way?! No fucking way.
And it's something that I've been thinking,
Are you buzzing? Yeah, fully gassed, mate.
I was just, like, "Why does he have to ask me?"
I wanna make him feel loved and appreciated too.
And, like, I think, like, he knew. It's not always him.
Yeah, the boy doesn't have to do it. It can be the girl.
It's so cringe, but, like, we are meant to be together,
hashtag "born to be together".
Did you have an inkling?
Do you want a hand? ..thinking about.
Fucking hell. Jesus Christ!
Get this off me.
Oh. Oh, nice.
# Take up all of your emotion
# And give it to the ones That you love... #
Here they come.
SQUEALING
Guess what. What?
READS MESSAGE
CHEERING
I'm, like, shaking.
I need to breathe.
Fairy lights. Oh, my God!
LAUGHS
SQUEALS
It's nice watching youse all go on your dates,
It's your turn now, bro. It's your turn, brother.
This is, like, your final date with Kai.
What is that?! Oh, that's stunning.
# Anywhere you go Anywhere you are
# It's as real as it gets As real as you are... #
Cheers.
Killer K looking all dapper. Proper smart.
# It's real when you follow Your heart... #
She's ready.
I've never felt this good about myself.
ALL: Aw!
I actually love it. Can I have a hug?
Of course you can have a hug.
Quality. You look sick, bro. You look proper smart.
That's how she likes it.
Whoo! Look at the suit!
You look beautiful. You look so lovely.
Oh, I love that.
I like that we're matching. Look at us. We are matching.
She looks stunning. She looks incredible.
See you later. Bye!
Have fun. Bye!
# It's real when you follow Your heart... #
so as a special treat, I've decided to whip out the old pianist.
PIANO PLAYING SOFTLY God, this is beautiful.
I actually can't believe this is for us. Aw!
SANAM: Oh, this is perfect.
# When the night has come And the land is dark... #
I actually feel like a little princess. This is so lovely.
Oh, my God, I can't believe we're actually here.
It's unbelievably beautiful, isn't it?
# No, I won't be afraid... #
Would you like some red wine? I would like some red wine.
THEY LAUGH
Fancy glass, this one, isn't it? Such a fancy...
Yeah, it's a funny shape, actually.
Can you see me shaking? Aw, are you nervous?
Why wouldn't I be nervous? Beautiful girl round the table in front of me.
Cheers to a one-of-a-kind special night
with a one-of-a-kind special person.
Touche. Right back at you. Thank you.
I actually can't believe the journey we've had, though,
when you actually think about it.
Like, it's been such a beautiful, smooth-sailing journey.
Like, I wouldn't have asked for a better person
to have done this with.
I think from the start, when I met you in Casa,
like, the first conversation we had,
I was like, "He's the one I want to continue to get to know.
"He's the guy I'm interested in."
I completely agree with you on that. THEY LAUGH
Since I met you, life has been the most amazing journey.
and you're such a beautiful, like, genuinely nice girl.
Like, as soon as I met you and as soon as the first few conversations,
I was like, "This girl's amazing."
It's really sad, in a way, that our journey is coming to an end in here,
Like, I really can't wait for you to meet my mum.
I just can't find anything wrong with you. Wow!
I know she's not gonna find anything wrong with you either,
so she's gonna be so happy
that I've actually got a really good guy in my life.
I absolutely love that, because that's the same for me as well.
Like, I've never introduced a girl
to my dad's side of the family before.
Like, my dad's side of the family, like, they're all Christians
and from a Caribbean upbringing, like, so for you...
Like, you being a Caribbean girl,
your mum's side of the family being Christian, that's so in line.
I know for a fact that my dad would absolutely love you
and he'd be so proud to meet you,
And I feel like she'll see how good you are for me.
I feel like our careers are so similar.
Like, I feel like it takes a special sort of person
to go into the careers that we both went into.
Like, me being a teacher and you being a child social worker.
Like, you sit there listening to me speak about my job,
and you semi-understand it, because you work with kids as well.
I don't know what is, but I just love to hear that side of you.
because I thought, like, to work with children,
you have to be a certain type of person.
To actually love it, that's massive.
That just shows how much of a kind and big heart you've got.
# I can't hold back I'm falling in love... #
Literally, like, the second I met you,
like, after our conversations and, like, getting to know you,
cos I never would have done that before in the past.
But, like, you literally make me want to make that effort.
Not gonna lie, I don't know where Bedford is, so...
At the end of the day, no distance is gonna stop me from seeing you,
don't worry about that. I've got so much planned.
I actually can't wait for our first date on the outside.
Our first date in Manchester. I'm coming to you.
Bedford can be second date.
No, you can come over and my mum cook for you. Yes!
I know about Caribbean food. THEY CHUCKLE
Cheers to us and happiness of us. Cheers to us.
And whatever the outside brings. Aw, cheers to that.
Oh. Oh, no, I've just spilled it. It's all right, I'll lick it off.
# I think this is forever for me. #
IAIN: Back at the villa,
Ron's wondering who's the least compatible.
Farmer Will told me that Ron and Lana look like
they could biodegrade pretty quickly.
like, people are gonna vote off friendship. Mm-hm.
Yeah, but Tanya wouldn't. But I don't think Tanya wouldn't.
It's hard. You know what I'm like, I think differently. You know.
I honestly have no idea how it's gonna go.
I could not tell you who's voted for who. Yeah.
I couldn't. I genuinely don't have a clue.
But, like, look, I just don't... I don't fancy our chances.
Do you think you'll see a different side to me?
What, when we go out? Yeah.
In what way? Like, in any way, about how I am.
Like, in here, you know I'm, like, constantly, biting tongue.
D'you worry that I'll be, like, too much outside?
I can't imagine you changing too much. Will you?
No. Well, it's not too much. Hm.
I'll just be very honest. Yeah. That's fine.
I think there's a difference between honesty and being mean.
But you can be honest to people like me, do you know what I mean?
If I had an opinion, I'd say it, and I'd expect the same.
You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.
Ron and Lana, what do you think about them?
I think they've gone through a bit of a rocky start,
but I think they've always, in their heads,
known that they wanted each other.
Maybe I am very biased, because I have become really close with Ron,
so I know there have been a lot of negatives around Ron
I think Casa was a big test for them.
Tom, obviously, did entertain Lydia in Casa.
And there was part of me that thought
he was gonna recouple with Lydia.
# You get burned Before you feel any fire... #
And then we've got Tanya and Shaq.
I know they've had a bit of a hiccup in Casa.
no matter what happens, I'm not entertaining anybody else,
because those three words mean the world to me.
Shaq's head has never turned away from Tanya.
I know. And then we've got Will and Jessie.
I think the relationship might be a bit more one-sided on his side.
I do question how genuine the connection is between them.
# This is tragic... #
Shall we go for it, then? I think so.
I actually hate this. It's not easy, I know.
I think it's about time we get back to the villa, isn't it?
I know. Let's go. I've had a lovely date. Thank you very much.
SHE GIGGLES Let's go.
Aw, you gonna give me another kiss? Aw! Cute.
# This is tragic. #
IAIN: Back at the villa,
Shaq wants Tanya to have a quick feel of his ring.
Wow, these two are very modern.
SHE SQUEAKS Yeah, I bet you do.
Hello. ALL: Hi!
Oh, my God, how are you guys doing?
Mate, it was well good. It was fucking beautiful.
It was fucking mint. Do you want to go day beds? Yes!
Did you...? No, I did, mate, I...
If I'm gonna describe it, it's like...
Do you know, like, the Fresh Prince mansion? Yeah.
It was like that, but, like, Gothic. Like, lights,
candlelit lights all the way up there, all the way up,
And then Kai was like, "Do you want to dance?"
I'm like, "Of course I want to dance!"
He picked me up at one point, like, twirled me around,
my dress was like... Aaah!
I'm so excited and so happy. I couldn't keep my eyes off her.
Like, that dress she had on, mate. She looked unbelievable, bro.
Do you know, it was just so romantic.
Like, it was just nothing that I could have ever expected.
Like, it was just perfect. It was just, like...
I felt like I was like, "Oh, my God, I don't even deserve
"to be here right now!" So cute.
Honestly couldn't believe it.
And then we, like, spoke about our feelings
and I was just like, "To me, like, I really, really like you."
Like, nothing as extravagant as the L word or anything.
It is a lot. And I think, actually, for me, like,
It needs to not feel forced, for example.
Like, I really, really like him,
but I don't want, you know, that to be, like...
And we can all see that. I reckon everyone can see that.
You guys are, like, perfect for each other.
TEXT ALERT, THEY GASP
Oh, my God. It's not mine. Oh, stop. Oh, it's mine. Got a text!
SHE READS
Love you all so much. Guys, I love you all.
# I saw this coming from a mile away
# No turning back, it's here to stay
# It's all happening now
# It's all happening now. #
IAIN: The Islanders have gathered round the fire pit
TEXT ALERT
# Take it, all you got take in Find it, when you go to seek it
# Burn it Everything that meets it... #
# Hold it, be the one to own it
# Will we make it out in time?
# Feel the pressure rising high? Are you ready for the fight? #
"..Sanam and Kai, with one vote."
# Every single brick Comes crashing down
# There's only one... #
"..Lana and Ron, with two votes."
"These couples are now vulnerable,
"and, therefore, at risk of being dumped from the island."
# Ready, are you gonna be the one? #
WILL SIGHS Come here, you.
LAUGHTER
Farmer Will and Jessie got two votes,
and Kai and Sanam got one vote,
which is exactly like the time I ran for student president.
I'm fine. You sure?
Yeah. I would like to hear it, though.
I wouldn't mind asking. There's no rules against it. Mm.
I think we're all friends enough here to be like,
"Look, we don't care what the reasons are,"
We may as well just fuck it off. If we go, we go.
We'll make the most of tomorrow, cos it could be our last. Mm-hm.
Yeah? Yeah.
Talk to me if you're not all right, though. No, I'm fine.
Just not nice, is it, really? Never been in the bottom. I know.
Mm.
We know we're compatible.
Every vote that's come in from previous,
It's weird. It is really weird to think that somebody...
two people voted us. Yeah. Yeah, no. It is what it is.
If it is our time, then it will be a bit sad time,
but it would have been the most amazing time.
It's gonna be fine. We'll do it together. Yeah.
And start living our life, do you know what I mean? Literally.
but I think if he had more options, for him, in here,
it might have been different, but we don't know.
Everyone's just going on if, buts, and maybes.
Exactly. But, it's like, everyone's human.
It's gonna stink. It is gonna stink.
Everyone's really trying to, you know, have this mature face on.
like they don't want to know. Everyone wants to know!
How are you guys feeling? All right.
To be honest, cos, like, it's not nice, is it?
And we all said, "Oh, don't take it personally.
"We know we're gonna be sad, we know we're gonna be gutted,
"but it is what it..." Like... It is, yes.
That's why I wanted to pull you two, because we did vote you. Yeah.
And that's what... kind of...
It's just out of respect about telling you,
And I felt like you guys needed to know, sort of thing.
It's literally horrible. Yeah, it is.
But, like, I hope you're the same, but we love you so much.
I was like, "No, it's so hard!" It ate us up inside.
I did not want to say it. Oh, my God.
It was hard not talking about it. But honestly, it's... Yeah.
because it's like, it was nothing personal,
and we still have such an amazing friendship, which we still do.
IAIN: Tonight left a bad taste in the mouth,
after Lana found out Jessie and Will voted for her and Ron
and Ron found out he accidentally brushed his teeth with Anusol.
it was an impossible decision that we all had to make.
Honestly, that is exactly it. It is what it is.
# Don't say that we've lost This ain't over... #
I know. You know I love you too.
# So come on, give me all of you
# Still need you Like I needed you before... #
What's happened tonight is shit,
and I'd be lying if I said it's not shit, because it is shit.
I'm just fully gassed that we got to do this final date.
And, bro, got a girlfriend out of it.
KAI: I'm buzzing for you, bro.
# Round and around and around And around
# My mind like a satellite... #
Let me just spray it, just so I know I'm getting some.
Let me have some. LAUGHTER
# Don't you know that it's you, oh Yeah, it's you
IAIN: So, the Islanders have had their say.
Will and Jessie, who received two votes.
And Kai and Sanam, who received one vote.
It's now time to have your say.
and vote for the couple you think is the least compatible.
Remember, you're voting for your LEAST compatible couple.