1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,400 IAIN STIRLING: This series brought broken hearts... 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,480 Look me dead in my eye. Do you love me? 3 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,160 ..a gazillion dumpings... 4 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:12,320 Anna-May. 5 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:14,360 ..and drama. 6 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,400 I knew you was looking nervous for a reason. 7 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,840 I told you exactly what I said. OK. 8 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:23,840 But tonight, it's time to go OUT out with a bang. 9 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:27,840 # Just watch me dance... # 10 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:31,600 In this series, we've seen hearts racing and hearts breaking. 11 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,560 I just can't even do it anymore. 12 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:35,400 They all got on job... 13 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,960 Oh. What? 14 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,920 ..tickled our fancy... LAUGHTER 15 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,560 ..and brought the drama. 16 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,960 I shit my pants. 17 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:46,680 This series has been a right scream... 18 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,920 SCREAMING 19 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:50,720 ..with budding bromances... 20 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:53,000 All you guys do is look down on me! 21 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,160 ..boisterous babies... LAUGHTER 22 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,520 ..and totally bonkers chat. 23 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,560 Shut up! Shut up! 24 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,520 So, see the other side of your Islanders. 25 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:03,920 Ah! 26 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,880 That is not you wiping your bogey on me. 27 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,200 Grab a drink and join us for a toast. 28 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,200 Boys, it's been a pleasure. 29 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,440 Who really needs to go out out 30 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,520 when you can party with your besties at home? 31 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:17,440 I'm buzzing for it. I'm not gonna lie. 32 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,840 So get ready for a one-hour LOL-athon 33 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:24,440 as I guarantee you'll laugh out loud for the final time. 34 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,240 Oh! 35 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:30,240 This is Unseen Bits! 36 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:46,560 # Just watch me. # I love it! 37 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,240 you 38 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,760 # Nothing really matters But you... # 39 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,960 Welcome to the final episode 40 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,200 of Love Island: Unseen Bits this series. 41 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,600 This is the fun-packed sister show brimming with unseen exclusives 42 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:05,600 from the final week in the villa. So for the last time, 43 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,520 we're saying... BOTH: Hello! 44 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:12,560 ..as we dive right in... SHRIEKING AND LAUGHTER 45 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:17,760 ..and drop lyrical sneeze bombs... WILL SNEEZES TWICE 46 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:21,080 # MC Will Sneeze... # LAUGHTER 47 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,640 WILL SNEEZES AGAIN 48 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:26,480 # Oh, that's three That's a hat-trick. # 49 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,720 Get ready for an Unseen Bits finale full of surprises... 50 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,240 SHE SCREAMS 51 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,360 ..which will break the rules... 52 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:37,080 Where are you going? You! Where do you think you're going? 53 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:40,440 Run away! Where do you think you're going? 54 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:43,000 ..as we do the final countdown. 55 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,800 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 11, 12... 56 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:51,360 So who wants it? I'll take it! I'll take it! 57 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,640 This could get emotional. 58 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:56,240 Are you in love with me? I am a little bit. 59 00:02:56,240 --> 00:03:00,160 Just a little bit? A small bit? Let's make that little bit bigger. 60 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:05,720 # Nothing really matters But you... # 61 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:11,480 This is Love Island: Unseen Bits. 62 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,320 After two months in the villa, 63 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,760 our Islanders are enjoying some quiet reflection. 64 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,000 Not me, I haven't shaved since they went in, 65 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:22,240 which means my reflection looks like a scruffy hipster. 66 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,560 I fully can't believe we've been here from the start to now. 67 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,200 That is mad. Day one. 68 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,280 Did you think that... I remember his... 69 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,240 Do you know, his face is stuck in my head from when we walked in? 70 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,200 I just don't know why. He was grinning. 71 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:39,080 He was literally like this. Like... Guy was gassed to be on Love Island! 72 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,880 That's so funny. 73 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:46,120 Honestly, and I don't blame you, because I was gassed as well. 74 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,400 You looked so nervous when you first came in. Did I? 75 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:53,360 Yeah. I did, in my head I was like, "You don't know these people." 76 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,840 So that's why I was standing up tall. 77 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,320 Every minute, I'd be like... SHE EXHALES 78 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,520 I'm scared, right, to see my parents after being on here, 79 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,960 cos I don't want them to be like... 80 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:06,160 "You've been a little shit." "Kai..." 81 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:09,840 Cos I've never even swore in front of my parents. 82 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,120 Really? And you're here like, 83 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:20,000 "Leave me alone. I've not blown up, oh! Move!" 84 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:26,080 That is literally me. You are so good at impressions. 85 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,480 Do Ron, cos I think Ron might be hard one. 86 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:33,200 Like... He's literally like... 87 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,640 "Lana's it, like... Do you know what I mean? 88 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:39,560 "I say a lot, but I got this. 89 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,200 "You know what? Let me tell you something." 90 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,920 It's the movement. 91 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,600 "It's not even that deep. Who cares? Who's bothered?" 92 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,280 It's honestly the movement. Yeah, and his mouth is like... 93 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:51,560 "I'm a geezer." 94 00:04:51,560 --> 00:05:00,120 Luke Kempner, if you're watching, Tanya is coming for your job. 95 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,800 As it's the final week, 96 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,560 I thought I'd take myself over to the beach hut 97 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,480 and chat to the Islanders myself. Hey, Casey. 98 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,760 Has someone come in? 99 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,360 No, of course not. No-one else is in the beach hut. 100 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:14,720 It is too small for that. 101 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:20,840 Look to the left. See? No-one's there. 102 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:23,680 Oh! Lad. 103 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:29,000 Here's the Three Musketeers best unseen bits. Roll VT. 104 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:39,200 MUSIC: 'It Must Be Love' by Madness 105 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,600 Tom and Will, everyone knows my boys in here. 106 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:45,760 We are literally like brothers. 107 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:52,640 Me, him and Tom have been the Three Musketeers. 108 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:55,200 Me, him and Tom have been the Three Musketeers. 109 00:05:55,200 --> 00:06:01,400 Proper tight. Loving each other. 110 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,920 Girls rule, boys drool. 111 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,200 GRUNTING 112 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,120 Little did I know, when I was at the terrace and I saw this guy 113 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:13,640 playing with his hair, sat with all the girls with him and Jordan... 114 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,280 I didn't think I'd click with him like I have. No way. 115 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:19,560 A badger family carried us down into this underground. 116 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,640 You don't know about the mountain grabbers? 117 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,960 I swear I saw an alien. 118 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,640 Someone scouse-moused me. Yes. 119 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:28,800 FARTS That was you! 120 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:33,120 What? 121 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,520 # On the beanbags, We are the chill boys 122 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:45,480 # Chilling out over here Is what we do. # 123 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:49,120 I feel like I've met a brother for life. 124 00:06:49,120 --> 00:07:05,760 Boys, it's been a pleasure. Cheers. 125 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,520 Unseen Bits viewers sent the internet into complete overdrive 126 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:12,320 last week, over Ron and Lana's relationship. 127 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:16,080 For the last two days, this one's been really swollen at the top. 128 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,600 Left for love, right for spite. Sorry... What? 129 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,200 So, this one... Left... Is this your left side? 130 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,240 Yeah. Left for love, right for spite. 131 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,560 That means that people have been talking about you. 132 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:31,280 Well, they have. Oh, it's been burning! 133 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,040 The last two days, it's been so swollen! 134 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:39,720 It's true. It's true. I need some more of this one. 135 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,920 And in every corner of the internet, 136 00:07:41,920 --> 00:08:04,440 people had something to say on the subject. 137 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,440 I've never heard that, ever, in my life. Really? It's true. 138 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,800 I'm not sure it is, scientifically, but... 139 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,840 Well, I like to keep Unseen Bits viewers happy, 140 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:18,960 so here's more never-seen "Rana" clips. 141 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,520 Me and you are now one. We're now one, are we? 142 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,160 Mm-hm. Is that how you're gonna see it? 143 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,840 Yep. All right. 144 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:26,600 Everything I do, you have to do. No. 145 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,560 Everything I say, you have to obey. 146 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,520 SHE LAUGHS 147 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,400 Obey or agree with. Yeah. Comes with special privileges. 148 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,600 What are those? Dunno. 149 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,520 Special privileges are... being around me. 150 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,280 That's a special privilege. And you being around me. 151 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,560 We've actually got a relationship now. 152 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,240 Well, it's an official... 153 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,200 We had a relationship before, and now we've got, like, 154 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:59,080 a romantic relationship. Mm. I like it. 155 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,000 Once they were official, 156 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,240 it wasn't long before they were arguing about exes. 157 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:06,120 At the end of your texts, do you put anything? 158 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:07,920 What, like a kiss? Yeah. 159 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,840 It'd probably just be one. OK, that's fine. 160 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,720 I'd do a morning and a night one, but I can't be arsed in the day. 161 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,000 What do you mean "a morning and a night one"? 162 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,560 Like, if you say, "Morning", I'd probably send you a heart. Aww. 163 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:24,040 But not in the day. What? Yeah... 164 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,440 Cos I know some people that put, like, ten kisses. I'm like, "No." 165 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,080 Oh, God, no. Who's got time for that? Yeah... 166 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,760 If I like ya, I'll put one. 167 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:35,000 And then if I'm saying something soppy, then I'll put, like, two. 168 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:40,080 OK, cool. Just making sure we're on the same page. 169 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,040 Personally, I always sign off texts with a series of aubergine emojis. 170 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:53,000 It's a bad habit, but I can't help it. 171 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,880 GRANDIOSE MUSIC 172 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,080 The Islanders are often referred to as "the bold and the beautiful", 173 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:59,320 and this year, the villa has become the set of a new soap opera, 174 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,480 narrated by OG Villa Wife, Irene. 175 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:05,120 Take it away, Irene. 176 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,680 IN NASAL AMERICAN VOICE: There's heartache... 177 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,960 IN AMERICAN ACCENT: All you guys do is look down on me! 178 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:11,760 ..drama... 179 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,720 IN AMERICAN ACCENT: Don't fucking talk about me! 180 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,640 ..gossip... 181 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:21,280 IN AMERICAN ACCENT: You come in here, yapping like a little dog. 182 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:24,120 ..and lies. 183 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,200 IN AMERICAN ACCENT: I think you're trying to throw me under the bus! 184 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,640 I've had enough of this! 185 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:34,320 Francis is cheating on you! 186 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,720 Francis is cheating on you! 187 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,320 And she has done for the last two years! 188 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,640 SOBS: She's... She's doing what?! I don't believe you! You're a liar! 189 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,000 Francis... You don't mean that. 190 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,160 Francis has. No. Francis has. 191 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,920 Well... And d'you know what? 192 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,560 ..the truth hurts. 193 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,800 Francis has been cheating on you by teeny tiny Casey. 194 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,400 Check the love bites, dude! 195 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,680 I honestly... I just can't even do it any more. 196 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:00,600 IAIN, AS OG IRENE: With Cassandra's affair exposed, 197 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:04,080 would this vixen reveal the secrets of the other villa wives 198 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,880 to save her own tattered reputation? 199 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,440 Why, sure she would. 200 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:11,760 Tell them, they need to know! 201 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:14,200 You're actually embarrassing. You're just making up stories. 202 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,400 They need to know what happened on December 13th at 7pm! 203 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:20,040 TITTERING 204 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,120 No. Tell them. You wouldn't. 205 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,600 Tell them. You wouldn't, dude. 206 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,920 Trust me, I would, and I'm going there. 207 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,760 CLICKS FINGERS 208 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,000 GRANDIOSE MUSIC CONTINUES 209 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,080 Next time, on Villa Wives: 210 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:36,760 Will Thomasina's secrets be revealed? 211 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:38,680 Tommy, what's he talking about? 212 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,760 Could it be a lovechild? 213 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,920 Ew, shut your mouth. You're done. 214 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:46,560 And a family at war. 215 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:56,760 I don't love the family any more. Where are your manners? 216 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,800 IAIN, IN NORMAL VOICE: Before the break, 217 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,920 here's a clip of Lana and Samie powdering their nose 218 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,360 in the dressing room. 219 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:07,520 YELLS: But what happens next?! 220 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:20,800 Answers on a postcard, or just wait till after the break. 221 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:24,320 # I'm gonna let that rain fall Over my head 222 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:29,320 # Cos everything is better With my friends... # 223 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,960 IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits. 224 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,360 Oh, my God! Oh, my days! 225 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,120 GIRLS CHANT: Party! 226 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,120 We are like the after party to the main show's big events... 227 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,920 THEY BABBLE CHILDISHLY 228 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,560 ..that moves to its own rhythm, with no bum notes... 229 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,560 Look, I sat on a wet thing. ..just a host of new sounds... 230 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:48,040 HE SNARLS 231 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,480 ..to keep you all smiling. 232 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,720 Why does that look so fake? 233 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:56,640 What does? That smile. It was a bit, like... 234 00:12:56,640 --> 00:13:00,000 Are you actually, like, a clone or something? Are you a robot? 235 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,920 I think he's a hologram. Are you, like, man made? 236 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,440 Have you had Botox? 237 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,040 LAUGHTER 238 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,280 What?! 239 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,760 Where? On my forehead? Yeah. 240 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:15,040 # Cos everything is better With my friends. # 241 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,000 IAIN: Before the break, we saw Lana and Samie getting ready 242 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,680 in the girl's dressing room. 243 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,920 Well, here's what happened next... 244 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:28,560 HAIRSPRAY HISSES 245 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:32,320 What the fuck? No. That just sprayed. 246 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,520 On its own. 247 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,080 LANA LAUGHS 248 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,680 Roll the tapes. 249 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,880 Roll the tapes. We have a Love Island ghost. 250 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,400 LANA LAUGHS 251 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,680 HALLOWEEN THEME MUSIC PLAYS 252 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,080 IN GRAVELLY VOICE: Be afraid. Be very afraid... 253 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,040 DEEP CACKLE 254 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:52,240 ..of the phantom hairspray! 255 00:13:52,240 --> 00:14:03,040 WOMAN SCREAMS 256 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,000 In the next unseen clip, 257 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,680 MasterChef Shaq is cooking up a storm in the villa kitchen. 258 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,320 Kai, do you want lamb chops? Yeah. 259 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:14,240 Will, do you want lamb chops? I'm gonna warm them all up. 260 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,560 Yeah, I'll have one. Yeah, do 'em. I'll have one. 261 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,880 Rosie will have one. I might have one. 262 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,760 LAUGHTER 263 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,800 The pescatarian is gonna eat lamb?! 264 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,760 Are you a pescatarian? Rosie... 265 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:28,760 Just don't say... Please. But you don't eat fish? 266 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:32,040 She has chicken every single day. 267 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,640 I've seen the girl munch chicken off the bone. 268 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,920 Why do they call you a pescatarian? Since when? 269 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,920 No, no, it's not what we call her. TOM: She says it. 270 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,960 No, you don't. She does. 271 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,880 No, you don't. No, I do. I just don't eat raw fish. 272 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:47,000 I'm a pescatarian that doesn't eat raw fish but eats chicken... 273 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,440 What?! 274 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,160 ..and mincemeat, when I don't think about it. 275 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,360 Shut up. No, that's dumb. That's so silly. 276 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,200 And pepperoni on a pizza. 277 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,000 LAUGHTER 278 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,680 Do you? 279 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,760 She had a pepperoni pizza, but gluten free. 280 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,680 LAUGHTER 281 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,440 Yeah, and all this gluten and dairy free. 282 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,400 What chocolate do you have? Go on. DAIRY Milk. 283 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,600 LAUGHTER 284 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,480 Oh, you said you could only have the Dairy Milk. Yeah. 285 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,360 But it's got dairy in it. 286 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,640 LAUGHTER 287 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:20,200 I don't think you know. Don't think you've got a clue. 288 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,600 No, but jokes aside, I am actually pescatarian. 289 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,960 No, you're not... I am, actually. 290 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,000 You're gonna have a lamb chop in a minute. 291 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,840 It is actually called a chickatarian. What?! 292 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:40,320 I think you're off your head! Yeah, you are off your head. Yeah. 293 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,400 LAUGHTER 294 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:48,440 Anyway, I will have a lamb chop tonight. 295 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,440 IAIN: I feel for you, Rosie, being a chickatarian. 296 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,040 It must be hard ordering food in a restaurant 297 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,920 where you can only eat fish... 298 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,160 mince, pepperoni, chicken and lamb chops. 299 00:15:56,160 --> 00:16:04,080 I'm surprised you don't starve. 300 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,600 # Go tell the weatherman I said I want... # 301 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,600 On Love Island, the sun is contractually obliged by ITV2 302 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:14,680 to shine down on our Islanders every day. 303 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,360 Oh. What? 304 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,480 # All the rain from last year's pain Is gone... # 305 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,760 Where's the sun? 306 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:25,240 But apparently, it asked for a pay rise, and ITV2 refused. 307 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:29,520 Jessie, where's the sun? I know, it's cold. 308 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,360 There's no sun. 309 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,840 So it seems the sun in South Africa's gone on strike. 310 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,440 And with no signs of it coming out to play any time soon, 311 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,000 our Islanders are having to stay indoors and amuse themselves, 312 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,440 which, in turn, is very amusing for us. 313 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,520 What three things would you take to the moon? 314 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,960 Would a football work? It would just come down a lot slower. 315 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,720 You'd take a football to the moon? 316 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,600 That would be sick, bro. 317 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,920 You could play, like, galactic football in space. 318 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:58,920 I'm gonna bring, like, 800kg barbell 319 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,960 and then lift world-record deadlift ever. 320 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,040 LAUGHTER 321 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,800 How would you get it on...? 322 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,600 How would you get it on the spaceship in the first place? 323 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:10,800 Get Eddie Hall and Thor, and get them to bring it on for me. 324 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,800 I'm gonna take some jerk chicken from Jerk Junction. 325 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,760 Oh, get some biltong. 326 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,800 Probably take some factor 50 so I don't burn. 327 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,400 Yeah, I think definitely some skinny jeans. 328 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,880 Skinny ripped jeans. 329 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,840 I'd take a Wi-Fi box and a phone. 330 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,080 Maybe Tom will take a winning mentality for once. 331 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,840 LAUGHTER 332 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,920 Tom wouldn't make it to the moon. 333 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,400 LAUGHTER 334 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,840 He would just give up. Yeah, he would. 335 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,800 Loser! Loser! 336 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,640 LAUGHTER 337 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:43,560 # So, tell me, weatherman What's it gonna be? # 338 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:47,600 IAIN: After fantasising about a game of intergalactic football, 339 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,400 the boys return to the more familiar male fantasies about sex positions. 340 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,080 Speed bump. Speed bump, yeah. 341 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,520 You know, I've never heard of speed bump. 342 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,040 It's a Northern thing, the speed bump. Is it? 343 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,160 Yeah. There's only speed bumps up North? 344 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,440 Yeah. I like... I like doggy. 345 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,120 Right of passage, isn't it? I like doggy, yeah. 346 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,920 There was, like, something eagle. Like, spreadeagle? What was it? 347 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,200 Oh, the flying eagle? What's that? 348 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,080 Their legs are like this. That's YMCA. 349 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,440 THEY CHUCKLE 350 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,360 # Go tell the weatherman... # 351 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,760 IAIN: Well, luckily, ITV2 and the sun came to an agreement, 352 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,600 and the sun is shining once more in South Africa. 353 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:29,440 # Give thanks for all the things That he's done. # 354 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:33,240 We've just had word that David Attenborough 355 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:36,040 We've just had word that David Attenborough 356 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,760 We've just had word that David Attenborough 357 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,680 has had to step back from presenting Love Island's Planet Love, 358 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,680 as he's extremely busy filming the mating rituals of the garden snail. 359 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:49,480 I think he's just at home watching Celebrity Catchphrase, myself. 360 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,920 So, unfortunately, it means you will now have to rely 361 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:55,720 on Kai, Ron and Sanam for your Love Island nature world fix. 362 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,440 Sorry! GEESE HONK 363 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:03,400 They make such funny sounds. "Erreeeeeaa!" 364 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,480 THEY LAUGH 365 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,360 I want to know what they're actually saying to each other. 366 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,720 Do you reckon they actually communicate? 367 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,440 Dunno. Cos, like, you think of, like, dolphins, with echolocation, 368 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,080 and they communicate. Yeah, that's sick, that. 369 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,080 But they're the most intelligent animal. Do they... 370 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,200 The use 40% of their brains, we use 10. 371 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,000 Yeah, but do they communicate through echolocation? 372 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,200 Because I thought they... I thought they used that sonar thing. 373 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,080 But that's whales communicate with that. 374 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,240 But do they actually, like, talk to each other? 375 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,480 They'll talk with the, "Murrrrr," like, the noise. 376 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,480 "Narrrrrr!" Like in Finding Dory. 377 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,800 Oh, yeah. That's funny. 378 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,760 Do you reckon fish speak? Nah. 379 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,240 It depends what fish. They're all different. 380 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:41,120 THEY CHUCKLE They are all different. 381 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,920 What about ants, then? Do you reckon ants communicate? 382 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,520 Ants definitely communicate. 383 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,280 But they communicate to the queen, don't they? 384 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,160 But their brainpower mustn't... mustn't be very big. 385 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,080 No, but I reckon they still have forms of communication. 386 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,560 Like, for example... They can't communicate... 387 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,200 Lions and cubs, they communicate by, like, 388 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,080 teaching and following, don't they? 389 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,600 So, like, the cubs watch them hunt, and then they follow that. 390 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,640 Dogs deffo communicate. Yeah, they do. Yeah. 391 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,640 They know who their mother is. 392 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,080 I mean, they communicate with humans through... 393 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,760 do you know what I mean, through their actions. 394 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,320 But just, obviously, they don't talk to us. 395 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,960 IAIN: Well, I'll tell you, Kai, 396 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,000 dogs aren't the smoothest talkers, anyway. 397 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:22,800 All they ever say is, "Rough, rough!" 398 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,120 Since last week, a brand new social media phenomenon 399 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:29,640 has taken the world by storm - Tickle Tok. 400 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:33,520 # And you can't break my vibe. # 401 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,280 It's the viral sensation that's sweeping the villa. 402 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,840 So childish. 403 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,320 What are they doing? Like, what's the aim of the game? 404 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,640 And Tickle Tok is continuing to take the villa by storm, 405 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,360 as these unseen tickles show. 406 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:51,560 CASEY SHRIEKS 407 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,400 TANYA SHRIEKS 408 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,480 Why is Tanya on the floor? Cos Casey just put me there. 409 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,200 What did you do? Yeah, tell him. 410 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:03,080 CASEY WAILS The floor for me, too! 411 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,920 What did you do? HE GIGGLES 412 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:10,080 What did you do? I put her on the floor! 413 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,040 What did you do? Say sorry. Sorry! 414 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,920 Say, "Sorry, TT." Sorry, TT! 415 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,720 Yeah! Sorry! 416 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,440 IAIN: Fun fact, that clip has already made ITV2 a small fortune. 417 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,280 A prime example of tickle-down economics. 418 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:33,480 ALL SHRIEK 419 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:38,320 IAIN, IN NASAL VOICE: I'm OG Irene, and this is Villa Wives. 420 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:42,280 Previously on Villa Wives... 421 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,520 ALL SPEAK IN AMERICAN ACCENTS 422 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,080 What happened December 13 at 7:00pm? No, you wouldn't. 423 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,280 Trust me, I would, and I'm going there. 424 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:55,880 Tommy, what's he talking about? 425 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,360 I shit my pants. 426 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,400 And ate it. 427 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,600 LAUGHTER With granola. 428 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,080 That's what you're drinking in your coffee. Tommy, that's OK. 429 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,520 Do you know what, bro, we don't judge. 430 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,240 We don't do that here. 431 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,160 IAIN: Cassandra failed to ruin Thomasina's reputation, 432 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:18,480 but will the nearly-cancelled Cassandra stoop lower 433 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:22,640 and go after her own flesh and blood to save herself? 434 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,760 Of course the vixen would! 435 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,640 Honestly, I know what you've done. I know exactly what you've done. 436 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,120 What? You know what. 437 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,840 You can't go a day without putting your fingers 438 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,280 in other people's business. But you know why? 439 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,480 Cos most of the time, I'm normally right. 440 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,880 You think you're right, in your little high heels, coming in here, 441 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,080 telling us what you think. Don't look at me! 442 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,680 Look at this, Tweedledee and Dum! 443 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,600 The little duo that everybody dislikes, 444 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,160 including me, your little brother. 445 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:58,600 You think you're my brother? I don't think so. 446 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,120 If you shut your mouth... 447 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,720 You're done. So done, it's actually embarrassing. 448 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,880 You're done, and embarrassing. 449 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,800 Trust me, you do not want this to get physical, 450 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:14,320 cos I can throw these hands and they are quick. 451 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:18,560 IAIN: Next time on Villa Wives, things get personal. 452 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:22,360 Your mum's beef jaloney sucks! Ha! 453 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:27,080 You said it was your favourite! 454 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:42,320 See the season finale of Villa Wives after these commercials. 455 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,680 # Baby, if we only got tonight 456 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:49,840 # Then I wanna spend it By your side... # 457 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,880 IAIN: Welcome back to Love Island Unseen bits. 458 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,120 We're like an end of the pier variety show. 459 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:59,400 There's unique music performances. # And I'll come back you... # 460 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,240 GIRLS SINGING: # Frere Jacques, dormes-vouz? 461 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:07,560 # Dormez-vouz? THEY MUMBLE THE WORDS 462 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,160 SINGING: Ding, dang, dong! 463 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,920 Slapstick comedy. 464 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,720 Come on. I'll help you out. I'm stuck on the... Ah! 465 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:18,000 Aerial acts of awe. 466 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,880 ALL: Oooh. That's great! 467 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,840 Surprises. 468 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:29,040 THEY LAUGH Fuck's sake! 469 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,640 And jaw-dropping dancing. 470 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:43,600 # We're re-e-eady to pa-a-arty. # 471 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:47,280 So step out onto the unseen pier and have a walk on the wild side. 472 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:51,280 # And I'll come back you. # 473 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,320 Imagine what life would be like in an alternative universe 474 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,600 where anything is possible. 475 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,960 I could be the Prime Minister, Brad Pitt, or even the Pope. 476 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:03,080 Well, it's time to really suspend disbelief, 477 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,920 so close your eyes and imagine a world 478 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,720 where Tom is Casey's mum. Take it away, lads. 479 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:16,920 Casey, I've said wake up. Make me. 480 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,840 Your mum's wondering where you are. 481 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,320 You've got school. Your lunch box is packed. 482 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:26,200 Come on. Let's go. The bus is waiting. 483 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:31,720 What time is it? 7:45. Seriously? 484 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,760 BOTH: Yes. 485 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,280 Come on. I'm gonna be late. 486 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,080 Yes. Why have you done this again? 487 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,720 You haven't been home in two months, and now you've missed school. 488 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,160 Come on. Is this the life you want? 489 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:48,320 What month is it? March. Am I late? 490 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,920 Well, you're going to be. Get a move on, then! 491 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,400 This is your last warning at school. 492 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,840 Otherwise we'll have to move your school again. 493 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,920 You don't want to get suspended. We've had enough of that. 494 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:04,560 Come on. 495 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,360 How old am I now? 12. It's the first day of Year Seven. 496 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:10,960 Did I miss my birthday? Yes. 497 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,800 Did I miss my birthday? Yes. 498 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,680 Why didn't you tell me? You got nothing. 499 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,560 Why didn't you tell me? Because I knew you were getting nothing. 500 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,520 IAIN: Come on, Casey, pull your finger out. 501 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:30,600 You're gonna miss the school bus! 502 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,440 If you thought that BGT was ITV's premier talent show, 503 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,720 then think again, 504 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,800 because the iconic Love Island Talent Show is back. 505 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,360 Expect tears... 506 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,760 Please behold the moment I shed a tear. 507 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,760 THEY CHEER 508 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,000 ..puzzling skills... 509 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,160 One minute 20. Ay! 510 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,080 THEY CHEER 511 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,200 ..even more puzzling painting... 512 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,960 ALL: A-A-A-Ah... My beautiful artwork. 513 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,480 THEY CHEER I love it! 514 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,320 ..conjuring... 515 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,320 I think your cards... No way. ..are these two. Yeah. 516 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,200 ..dance, tooting... 517 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,400 HE PLAYS TRUMPET 518 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,120 ..some very questionable singing... 519 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:08,480 # Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? # 520 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,680 You look like Lord Farquaad's been put in a bin. 521 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,440 THEY LAUGH 522 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,080 ..and some very dodgy crooning. 523 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:22,040 # Cos girl, you're amazing Just the way you a-a-are. # 524 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,640 Clearly, it's a big budget production with no expense spared. 525 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:29,920 Seriously, this show took literally tens of pounds to put together. 526 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:33,280 And in this unseen clip, we go backstage in the star dressing room 527 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:36,880 where the artistes are warming up for their moment in the spotlight. 528 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,000 WILL RAPPING: Ron's walking in here, like he's going on a night out 529 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,040 Talented or talentless? We're about to find out. 530 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,080 THEY LAUGH 531 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:49,640 Talentless is literally it. That was a good bar, though. 532 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,480 RAPPING: Getting in the room, getting in the rhyme 533 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,920 I don't even know why you're coming at me, look like a clown 534 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,400 Your shoes aren't even made properly, 535 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,440 backs off, what's that all about? 536 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,480 THEY LAUGH 537 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,800 You gave me these. WILL LAUGHS 538 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,640 SANAM: I have no talent! 539 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,720 And I need to... I need something to help my talent come out. 540 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,240 SHE LAUGHS Don't touch your eyes. 541 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,680 Don't touch your eyes, 542 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,880 because then your eyes will be irritated the whole time. 543 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,840 Oh, are you meant to cry? 544 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,200 Oh, my god, if your talent... Is fake crying... 545 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,320 ..is fucking fake crying... I'm gonna fucking die. 546 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,360 I can do that really well. No, I'm gonna be in stitches. 547 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,440 That is funny. No. 548 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,680 Think like you're looking out the window. 549 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,280 Someone's just told you the worst news ever. Honestly. 550 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,640 Oh, no, she's got tears in her eyes! 551 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,600 I'm gonna... Ready? SHE SOBS 552 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,440 THEY LAUGH Don't ruin your make-up. 553 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,040 Oh, she's crying... Ah! 554 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,040 See? You need the talent. 555 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,440 No, you try now. Let me take them back up now. 556 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,080 IAIN: And of course there was backstage drama 557 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:52,200 when MC Will, AKA Fappe, bumped into bitter rival, Foot-T. 558 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,360 Cue rap battle! 559 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,960 TOM RAPPING: Look, look, look, it's Will on the mic 560 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,680 Roll the dice, once or twice 561 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,240 He's got the pink horn for girls What's he gonna do for the curls? 562 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,040 He's in the gym, He's pumping it now 563 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,400 Protein, creatine He's on my team 564 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,840 I like his gold chain He's got the slippers on 565 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,880 He's rocking it now He's gonna sing a song 566 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,000 His glasses are popping 567 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,960 Don't come at us Cos you know what's popping. 568 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,560 WILL RAPPING: That's my boy All dressed in white 569 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,040 Head to toe Looking so fly 570 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,240 Girls, watch out He'll clean up easily 571 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,160 He's a mean devil. HE SNARLS 572 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,240 THEY LAUGH 573 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,040 That's what it's gonna be like out there. 574 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,280 I'm gonna go er-eh-er-eh. THEY LAUGH 575 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:38,320 Er-eh-er-eh. THEY LAUGH 576 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,560 RAPS BADLY: How much is that chain? It looks fake to me 577 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:46,080 I would never wear that You're a disgrace to society. 578 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,920 Come get your diamond calculator 579 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,160 And see how percent real it is. 580 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,240 It will go ding, ding, ding All the way to green 581 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,600 Cos that's how I represent. 582 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,680 Yeah. LAUGHTER 583 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:10,400 Looks like it's 1-0 to MC Will AKA Fappe. 584 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,760 In this next unseen clip, 585 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,160 the Islanders are chilling out on the daybeds in more ways than one, 586 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,480 and Ron is really warming to the theme of the conversation. 587 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,840 Prick up your ears, you foxy people! 588 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,600 JESSIE: It's not that cold tonight, to be honest. 589 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,280 Yeah. It's still a bit chilly. 590 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,640 Do you know what makes it colder? 591 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:27,880 Having your feet out, like, your toes. 592 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,400 Yeah. Like, having... 593 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,840 Feet and ears are where your warmth are. 594 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,520 Yeah, really? 595 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,720 That's why foxes in the desert have big ears. Wow. 596 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,040 Is it? Yeah. 597 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,800 There's foxes in the desert? Yeah. 598 00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,640 Called desert fox. 599 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,880 Really? Really? 600 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:45,640 What do they look like? Er, just like a sandy colour. 601 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,040 Like a light brown, sand... Like a normal fox? 602 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,760 Yeah, pretty much. I don't think that sounds real. 603 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,400 Where do they live? Er, in the desert. 604 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,000 But, like, where in the desert? In, like, the caves and stuff. 605 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,400 They build little sand castles. SHAQ: They build sand castles! 606 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,800 They're probably not in, like, Dubai desert 607 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,560 where there's absolutely nothing, 608 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,880 but you know where there's, like, rocky... cove, caves and stuff? 609 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,200 The bush? In the bush? In the bush. 610 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,200 I promise you, there is. 611 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,000 That's why certain animals have big ears, like a desert fox. 612 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,360 Cos they release the most... What about elephants? 613 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,360 Elephants. Where do they live? Hot countries. 614 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,240 Tell me one country that has a desert fox. 615 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,000 I don't know every single detail about them! 616 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,360 I just know it exists. 617 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,000 I just want one country. One! 618 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,920 I don't really know many countries with deserts 619 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,560 other than Egypt and Dubai. 620 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,320 But the desert fox doesn't live in either one of those? 621 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,000 Dubai is man-made. 622 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,960 TOM: No, it's not. Dubai is a desert. 623 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,320 They've just built on top of the desert. 624 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,000 Did you say Dubai is man-made? 625 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,440 The desert isn't man-made, though, is it? 626 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,480 Yes, it is. It's a fact. Dubai is man-made. 627 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,680 The desert? They built it. 628 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,240 All the things there, yeah. But it is a desert. 629 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,120 If there was nothing, no buildings, it would be a desert. 630 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,400 But see, like, the beaches and that, 631 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,960 they've made the beaches there. 632 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,920 It's man-made. No, Dubai itself is not man-made. 633 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,840 It was a desert, and they've built on top of it. Exactly. 634 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,280 Obviously, there is, like, sea there, do you know what I mean? 635 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,680 There is a beach. No, they made it. 636 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:02,520 Yes, they made it over years. No, they did! 637 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,320 Yes, I know they did, but so's London. 638 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,200 London's man-made. Dubai's man-made. 639 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,800 You're telling me London is man-made? 640 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:17,600 Sorry, I'm just not "Dubai-ing" it. 641 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:22,800 Time now for some drama, gossip, heartbreak and lies. 642 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:29,920 I'm OG Irene, and this is Villa Wives: The Finale. 643 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,800 Have you seen the family? Have you even bothered to say hello? 644 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,560 I don't love them any more. Don't... What? 645 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,760 How can you say that? I don't love the family any more. 646 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,200 Where are your manners? Have some fucking respect. 647 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,920 Respect! Are you freaking serious? 648 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,320 Have you seen the way they've treated me 649 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,880 the past couple of years? 650 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,800 I'm being dead as. What have they done? Just cos... 651 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,880 All you guys do is look down on me. 652 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,520 Hey! Hey, no! He has been so disrespectful. 653 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,000 They haven't even let me say my piece! 654 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,320 Because what have you got to say, 655 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,920 except for "I'm sorry, I should have said hello?" 656 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:01,720 Yeah, we haven't heard that come out of your mouth. 657 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,720 I'm sorry, boy, but I'm on the family team. 658 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:08,960 With Thomasina siding with the family and betraying her bestie, 659 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:12,920 guess it's time for her to get personal. 660 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,040 Your mom's beef "jeloni" sucks. 661 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,080 Owned! Bitch. 662 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,160 You said it was your favourite! Yeah? 663 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,800 And then I went like this behind your mom. 664 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,120 And you know what? Your dad's brisket... 665 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,680 Sucks. ..tasted like ass! 666 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:34,680 Oh, my God. Your mom's corn dogs tasted ridiculous! 667 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:34,800 This is 668 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:34,920 This is the 669 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:35,040 This is the three 670 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,680 This is the three fakest 671 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:36,960 This is the three fakest 672 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,400 friendship I've ever seen. 673 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,400 You're never, ever going to be a part of this. 674 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,480 Ever! Ever! 675 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,440 And you keep pointing at me like this. 676 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,360 But you know, this is very aggressive, my friend. 677 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,440 Well, you know what? You've been pointing as well. 678 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,400 And you know, when you point, 679 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:55,480 there's three fingers pointing back at yourself. Yeah. 680 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,800 Never mind the fingers, talk to the hand, 681 00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:01,600 cos the face ain't listening, sister. 682 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:21,475 Find out the fate of Villa Wives Season Two after these commercials. 683 00:34:21,475 --> 00:34:24,475 Welcome back to the final part of Love Island: Unseen Bits. 684 00:34:24,475 --> 00:34:26,595 I'm buzzing for it. I'm not gonna lie. 685 00:34:26,595 --> 00:34:28,555 We take a sneaky bite out of the main show 686 00:34:28,555 --> 00:34:31,995 and squeeze in as much as we can. 687 00:34:31,995 --> 00:34:34,955 WILL WINCES Yeah, that one actually exploded. 688 00:34:34,955 --> 00:34:37,355 But the surprises keep coming. 689 00:34:37,355 --> 00:34:39,235 Boo! LAUGHTER 690 00:34:39,235 --> 00:34:43,755 How many times a day do I actually carry you everywhere? 691 00:34:43,755 --> 00:34:45,795 And you'll be slapping yourself if you miss it, 692 00:34:45,795 --> 00:34:48,555 and howling for more. 693 00:34:48,555 --> 00:34:51,355 SHE HOWLS 694 00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:55,475 Trust me, this is SNOT the time to turn over. 695 00:34:55,475 --> 00:34:59,195 That is not you wiping your bogey on me. 696 00:34:59,195 --> 00:35:03,355 It wasn't a bogey. I don't have bogies. 697 00:35:03,355 --> 00:35:06,915 IAIN, AS OG IRENE: Breaking news. 698 00:35:06,915 --> 00:35:09,475 We have just heard that due to a shock public vote 699 00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:11,635 which saw two Islanders dumped from the villa... 700 00:35:11,635 --> 00:35:15,635 Rosie and Casey. 701 00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:19,395 ..Cassandra has been dropped from the cast of Villa Wives. 702 00:35:19,395 --> 00:35:23,675 In a world exclusive, here's the reaction from her co-stars. 703 00:35:23,675 --> 00:35:26,515 Absolutely not shocked! 704 00:35:26,515 --> 00:35:30,595 Everyone had it up to here, so no shocks from this face, nuh-uh! 705 00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:33,715 Cassandra will never be part of our group. 706 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:37,035 She was just trying to stir the pot, create some drama. 707 00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:40,035 So I'm glad she's gone. 708 00:35:40,035 --> 00:35:42,915 But I kind of miss her. 709 00:35:42,915 --> 00:35:45,675 I was shocked to see Cassandra go. 710 00:35:45,675 --> 00:35:48,635 The girl was drama, drama, drama, and I loved her to bits, so... 711 00:35:48,635 --> 00:35:50,795 I got a bit teary, I can't lie. 712 00:35:50,795 --> 00:35:58,155 Cassandra with the stupid long hair. She will be missed. 713 00:35:58,155 --> 00:36:00,475 We have a live update. 714 00:36:00,475 --> 00:36:02,675 Due to in-cast bitching and backstabbing... 715 00:36:02,675 --> 00:36:06,915 Cassandra was never in my way. I was always the Queen bee. 716 00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:08,875 I don't think it'll ever be the same again 717 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:12,155 without Cassandra in the Villa Wives. 718 00:36:12,155 --> 00:36:18,755 ..Villa Wives series two has been cancelled. 719 00:36:18,755 --> 00:36:25,115 IAIN IN NORMAL VOICE: Thank goodness. 720 00:36:25,115 --> 00:36:29,595 MUSIC: 'Baby' by Justin Bieber 721 00:36:29,595 --> 00:36:32,475 Ah, the peaceful time in the morning when the Islanders are all asleep 722 00:36:32,475 --> 00:36:34,955 and I can sit back and relax in my VO booth 723 00:36:34,955 --> 00:36:38,115 with a morning coffee before they all wake up. 724 00:36:38,115 --> 00:36:43,875 BABIES CRYING 725 00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:47,115 That is not the sound you want to wake up to! 726 00:36:47,115 --> 00:36:49,915 Oh, no! I forgot it was baby challenge this week. 727 00:36:49,915 --> 00:36:52,435 Shaq, we've got a baby! 728 00:36:52,435 --> 00:36:56,075 # Baby, baby, baby, ooh... # 729 00:36:56,075 --> 00:36:58,075 Help. Someone. 730 00:36:58,075 --> 00:36:59,875 Mine's still crying. 731 00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:02,915 All right! 732 00:37:02,915 --> 00:37:05,195 It was a shock to the system for everybody, 733 00:37:05,195 --> 00:37:07,155 but here's some unseen clips for you to flick through 734 00:37:07,155 --> 00:37:09,195 of our Islanders with their babies. 735 00:37:09,195 --> 00:37:11,435 You can't put me in a baby chair! 736 00:37:11,435 --> 00:37:14,195 Ow! 737 00:37:14,195 --> 00:37:15,875 HE WHOOPS 738 00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:19,875 # Mama wanna mambo, mambo Mama wanna mambo, mambo 739 00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:22,635 # Baby, why don't we go... # 740 00:37:22,635 --> 00:37:25,995 CHANTING: Go, baby, go, baby, go. Go, baby, go, baby, go. 741 00:37:25,995 --> 00:37:28,075 She got moves! 742 00:37:28,075 --> 00:37:30,515 BABY CRIES Dude, breast-feed! 743 00:37:30,515 --> 00:37:34,355 I'm breast-feeding. 744 00:37:34,355 --> 00:37:36,475 BABY WAILS Shh. 745 00:37:36,475 --> 00:37:39,235 Yeah, I think your milk's a bit sour, babe. 746 00:37:39,235 --> 00:37:42,635 # Baby, keep it hot And keep it tropical... # 747 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:44,475 BABY MAKES NOISES No. No. 748 00:37:44,475 --> 00:37:49,155 Please, no. 749 00:37:49,155 --> 00:37:51,635 BABY CRIES No. 750 00:37:51,635 --> 00:37:53,835 BABY WAILS 751 00:37:53,835 --> 00:37:58,395 HE SIGHS God's sake! 752 00:37:58,395 --> 00:38:02,595 # Mambo, mambo... # 753 00:38:02,595 --> 00:38:06,915 # A, B, C, D, E, F, G 754 00:38:06,915 --> 00:38:10,035 # H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P. # 755 00:38:10,035 --> 00:38:14,115 Aww. 756 00:38:14,115 --> 00:38:17,795 BABY CRIES 757 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:19,275 Normal babies aren't normally like this. 758 00:38:19,275 --> 00:38:22,115 You can actually stop them from crying. 759 00:38:22,115 --> 00:38:24,435 Get practising for the race, boys! No! 760 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:26,955 LAUGHTER 761 00:38:26,955 --> 00:38:29,155 Oh! 762 00:38:29,155 --> 00:38:31,475 The wheel has come off! 763 00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:34,155 I'm tired. I can't do it. It's the crying. 764 00:38:34,155 --> 00:38:36,595 BABIES WAIL 765 00:38:36,595 --> 00:38:38,395 THEY IMITATE WAILING 766 00:38:38,395 --> 00:38:40,035 Yeah. 767 00:38:40,035 --> 00:38:42,235 Hello, I'm Rufus. Hey. 768 00:38:42,235 --> 00:38:43,915 What's your name? Tammy. 769 00:38:43,915 --> 00:38:45,795 Tammy? That is such a beautiful name. 770 00:38:45,795 --> 00:38:50,195 Why does yours sound like Marge Simpson? 771 00:38:50,195 --> 00:38:51,875 # Mambo, mambo. # 772 00:38:51,875 --> 00:38:53,795 Oh, my God. 773 00:38:53,795 --> 00:38:56,075 Imagine taking your kids to a little football match and stuff, though. 774 00:38:56,075 --> 00:38:57,235 A sports mom. 775 00:38:57,235 --> 00:38:59,275 Tom's already taught Tammy how to play football. 776 00:38:59,275 --> 00:39:01,315 MATCH OF THE DAY THEME TUNE 777 00:39:01,315 --> 00:39:05,515 Yay! Very good. 778 00:39:05,515 --> 00:39:09,595 She's lightning fast. Look at that footwork. 779 00:39:09,595 --> 00:39:12,195 Inside, outside, step over, whack. 780 00:39:12,195 --> 00:39:14,915 Like father, like daughter. 781 00:39:14,915 --> 00:39:27,195 Yay! Goal! Wahey! Whoo! 782 00:39:27,195 --> 00:39:33,435 IAIN: It's Beach Hut Bonanza! 783 00:39:33,435 --> 00:39:38,515 And this week, I asked them to do impressions of the other Islanders. 784 00:39:38,515 --> 00:39:40,955 Come on, then, bring it. 785 00:39:40,955 --> 00:39:44,395 AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: "I think I'm gonna start with Jessie." 786 00:39:44,395 --> 00:39:47,715 "I'm gonna move from Australia... Australia to Will's farm." 787 00:39:47,715 --> 00:39:49,395 "No, Will!" 788 00:39:49,395 --> 00:39:51,995 Sounds Scouse, that! 789 00:39:51,995 --> 00:39:54,715 Samie reminds me of Bianca from EastEnders. 790 00:39:54,715 --> 00:39:57,755 COCKNEY ACCENT: "Shut up, shut up!" Eyebrows going. 791 00:39:57,755 --> 00:39:59,715 "Ricky!" 792 00:39:59,715 --> 00:40:02,315 "Like, I like... I like Tom a lot. Like, I like him, yeah, like." 793 00:40:02,315 --> 00:40:04,595 I think she says like a lot. 794 00:40:04,595 --> 00:40:06,995 Honestly, Tanya, anything she does, it's always with a scream. 795 00:40:06,995 --> 00:40:10,995 ALL SCREAM 796 00:40:10,995 --> 00:40:13,915 STACCATO LAUGH That's Lana. 797 00:40:13,915 --> 00:40:17,275 STACCATO LAUGHTER 798 00:40:17,275 --> 00:40:19,835 Ron talks with his hands. 799 00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:26,355 "If you're not gonna do it like that, do it like this." 800 00:40:26,355 --> 00:40:28,595 "All right, so..." 801 00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:30,995 "And you will get this at the end of that." 802 00:40:30,995 --> 00:40:32,395 Honestly, when I first got to the villa, 803 00:40:32,395 --> 00:40:34,075 I actually couldn't understand Tom. 804 00:40:34,075 --> 00:40:36,195 NORTHERN ACCENT: "I'm going to t'kitchen, do you want anything?" 805 00:40:36,195 --> 00:40:38,075 "You want go t'terrace?" 806 00:40:38,075 --> 00:40:39,915 "Do you want a cuppa tea?" 807 00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:43,195 DEEP VOICE: "I'm Kai, I like to walk on the path." 808 00:40:43,195 --> 00:40:47,435 QUIET GASPS 809 00:40:47,435 --> 00:40:50,035 Shaq, of an evening, as soon the lights go off... 810 00:40:50,035 --> 00:40:53,275 "Game time!" SHE LAUGHS 811 00:40:53,275 --> 00:40:56,355 Ha-ha! That's his little slogan for bedtime. 812 00:40:56,355 --> 00:41:00,315 "Please behold the moment..." "..whilst I shed a tear." 813 00:41:00,315 --> 00:41:03,755 Just the one. SNIFFS 814 00:41:03,755 --> 00:41:06,195 That's Sanam! 815 00:41:06,195 --> 00:41:09,715 Another Shaq move. 816 00:41:09,715 --> 00:41:14,035 He loves a bit of Magic Mike. 817 00:41:14,035 --> 00:41:17,715 I can't do Will. I don't think anyone will be able to do Will. 818 00:41:17,715 --> 00:41:22,515 "Player!" And he goes, "Loser, loser, loser!" 819 00:41:22,515 --> 00:41:25,355 "It's time to sexy dance!" 820 00:41:25,355 --> 00:41:31,595 "Player! Loser!" That's pretty much all I hear from him. 821 00:41:31,595 --> 00:41:44,915 IAIN: And that's the final Beach Hut Bonanza! 822 00:41:44,915 --> 00:41:49,755 # There was a time I used to look Into my father's eyes... # 823 00:41:49,755 --> 00:41:51,795 This season has been iconic, 824 00:41:51,795 --> 00:41:54,755 with great Islanders and wall-to-wall LOLs. 825 00:41:54,755 --> 00:41:58,035 So, it's time to cue the nearly-end-of-series montage. 826 00:41:58,035 --> 00:42:00,315 Hi! 827 00:42:00,315 --> 00:42:03,275 # Those days are gone Now the memories... # 828 00:42:03,275 --> 00:42:05,675 Cheers to our first night in the Love Island 2023 villa. 829 00:42:05,675 --> 00:42:08,155 ALL CHEER 830 00:42:08,155 --> 00:42:10,315 # Don't you worry Don't you worry, child... # 831 00:42:10,315 --> 00:42:12,795 IAIN: It's been totes emosh! 832 00:42:12,795 --> 00:42:15,835 Columbria. Columbria?! 833 00:42:15,835 --> 00:42:18,715 # Love Island! 834 00:42:18,715 --> 00:42:21,715 # Love Island! # 835 00:42:21,715 --> 00:42:24,995 Everyone here is bad bitches. Yes! 836 00:42:24,995 --> 00:42:28,195 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, yes! 837 00:42:28,195 --> 00:42:30,595 Oh, my God! 838 00:42:30,595 --> 00:42:33,395 SCREAMS AND GASPS 839 00:42:33,395 --> 00:42:38,115 That is fucking huge! 840 00:42:38,115 --> 00:42:40,915 # Here in the villa Having the best time 841 00:42:40,915 --> 00:42:43,875 # Born with the rhythm Born with the rhymes 842 00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:45,915 # MC Will with all his ladies In the bathroom. # 843 00:42:45,915 --> 00:42:49,035 Mum, Will's hungry! 844 00:42:49,035 --> 00:42:50,995 G'day, mate. G'day, mate. 845 00:42:50,995 --> 00:42:53,675 WOLF WHISTLE 846 00:42:53,675 --> 00:42:57,795 # Don't you worry Don't you worry, child... # 847 00:42:57,795 --> 00:43:01,795 Harder. Harder. Yeah! 848 00:43:01,795 --> 00:43:04,515 Princess Kelsey is here to create some drama. 849 00:43:04,515 --> 00:43:07,195 Aeroplane petrol station. What? 850 00:43:07,195 --> 00:43:10,395 I went to the Skipping World Championships in 2008. No way. 851 00:43:10,395 --> 00:43:16,395 AS IAIN: "A new bombshell causes trouble in the villa." 852 00:43:16,395 --> 00:43:18,955 # On a hill Across the blue lake 853 00:43:18,955 --> 00:43:23,795 # That's where I had My first heartbreak... # 854 00:43:23,795 --> 00:43:27,075 A bit lost for words, to be honest. A leopard never changes his spots. 855 00:43:27,075 --> 00:43:29,635 Fuck this, man. 856 00:43:29,635 --> 00:43:31,835 AMERICAN ACCENT: I think you're trying to throw me under the bus. 857 00:43:31,835 --> 00:43:37,435 Oh, my! Argh! Oh, my God, you drama queen. 858 00:43:37,435 --> 00:43:41,035 You're tickling me! 859 00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:46,075 TOM SQUEALS 860 00:43:46,075 --> 00:43:50,915 WILL SQUAWKS 861 00:43:50,915 --> 00:43:52,995 There's a thing called the Scouse mouse. 862 00:43:52,995 --> 00:43:55,035 Shut up. 863 00:43:55,035 --> 00:43:57,435 Oh, my God! There's no Scouse mouse! 864 00:43:57,435 --> 00:44:00,395 # We were so young... # 865 00:44:00,395 --> 00:44:03,955 SQUELCHING 866 00:44:03,955 --> 00:44:05,915 I can't do it! 867 00:44:05,915 --> 00:44:07,715 Whipping it, whipping it, oo-ah, oo-ah! 868 00:44:07,715 --> 00:44:11,275 # Happy birthday to you! # 869 00:44:11,275 --> 00:44:14,835 What the fuck? Is that your sister? What's happened to you two? 870 00:44:14,835 --> 00:44:18,675 What the fuck? Is that your sister? What's happened to you two? 871 00:44:18,675 --> 00:44:20,995 If you say, "Morning," I'll probably send you a heart. 872 00:44:20,995 --> 00:44:22,355 Do you know normal milk comes from a cow? 873 00:44:22,355 --> 00:44:31,515 Yeah, obviously. So where does oat milk come from? 874 00:44:31,515 --> 00:44:34,275 Oh, my God, that's actually sick. 875 00:44:34,275 --> 00:44:36,555 # Don't you worry Don't you worry, child... # 876 00:44:36,555 --> 00:44:38,515 CORK POPS 877 00:44:38,515 --> 00:44:40,995 Whoo! SHE LAUGHS 878 00:44:40,995 --> 00:44:43,875 # Heaven's got a plan for you # Don't you worry... # 879 00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:45,555 I'm cool, calm and collected round you. 880 00:44:45,555 --> 00:44:50,515 Are you? That's news to me. 881 00:44:50,515 --> 00:44:52,395 IAIN: I'm not very good at speeches, 882 00:44:52,395 --> 00:44:54,435 so I'll leave Will to say a few words instead. 883 00:44:54,435 --> 00:44:56,395 Got to go, bye!