1 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:06,240 IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island... 2 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:10,440 The ones who have their drama nice and early and then get comfy, 3 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:12,920 they just cruise. 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,280 MUSIC: 'Voodoo Chile' 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,760 My love, you've just revealed your whole game plan. 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,360 Apparently, everyone has a game plan. 7 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,200 They think I'm playing a game. 8 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:23,760 I'm 100% got your back on this. 9 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,520 I know you don't want me to get into drama, 10 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,600 but I'll flip. 11 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,200 I'm OK with it right now because I'm fuming. 12 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,800 If they wanted drama, they'll have it now. 13 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,760 IAIN STIRLING: Tonight... 14 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,280 You plant a seed in my girlfriend's head 15 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,560 that I'm playing some sort of game. 16 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:47,440 But, Ron, you said it. 17 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,720 ..there's dramas... 18 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,640 I just feel like things aren't the same in here. 19 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:57,120 I don't feel like anyone is with me. I want her to have my back. 20 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,880 And get ready because this villa's... 21 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,920 # Get your rocks off... # 22 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,320 ..got talent. 23 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:09,120 # Get your rocks off Get your rocks off honey 24 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:13,280 # Get your rocks off Get your rocks off honey... # 25 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:32,960 Following the ranking challenge, Ron wants to speak to Samie 26 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,280 about what she's been saying about him. 27 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:37,440 I did warn producers if you allow this lot 28 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:41,040 to spend the day ranking, things are going to get messy. 29 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:43,440 All right. Do you want me to come with? 30 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:47,520 Er, no, not for the minute. 31 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,960 That one's burning me. 32 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,560 Samie, can I chat to you for a little bit? 33 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,560 Of course. Cheers. 34 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,080 I really don't understand why everyone is chatting shit. 35 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,480 Yeah, it's just not nice, like... You're all right. 36 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,120 Don't be upset. 37 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,360 You're all right, honestly. It's just not nice for him. 38 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,000 I feel like it's all attacking Ron today. 39 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,280 It's, like, little things that people are making out of nothing. 40 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,360 It's not nice. No, it's really not. 41 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:24,040 I don't understand why he is getting all the stick. 42 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,960 How are you, for a start? 43 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,920 I'm not gonna lie, man, I am quite livid. 44 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,720 I know. I thought you would be. Like, livid. 45 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,120 It's been a tough day as well. It's one thing after another. 46 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,160 I'm just not going to have it. I'm just not. 47 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,760 I'm not having a whole gaff, about one challenge, 48 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,080 where people think I'm going to play a game. 49 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:46,080 I'm not being funny, that fire pit conversation, I did not say that, 50 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,840 "Oh, yeah, to be successful in here or to be a strong couple, 51 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,840 "all the strong couples, they go through hard times to begin with. 52 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,640 "And then get back together and then cruise to the end." 53 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,320 Ron, you did say that. Ron's hands are going. 54 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,240 Huh? Don't turn. Ron's hands are going. 55 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,520 In what way are we spinning this to make the context about me 56 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,520 saying that I'm gonna do that same thing? 57 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,360 But this is how it's been perceived, Ron. 58 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,080 And people are talking about it. 59 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:13,600 But the only way that's been perceived is by either you or Tom 60 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:17,000 going away and taking that and then making out as if it's said that way. 61 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,440 It was weird, though. It was a weird comment. 62 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,840 You know me and I'm not being funny, like, it's not great 63 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,400 when someone is going around and saying, 64 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,720 "Oh, it sounds a bit off." 65 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,880 I'm lucky how special Lana is and how she takes it, 66 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,600 and how strong she is on it, 67 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,280 because that will plant a seed in my girlfriend's head 68 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,120 that I'm playing some sort of game. 69 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,280 But, Ron, you said it. Why are you running with it? 70 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,680 I'm not running with nothing. 71 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,840 All I'm saying is that is what you said. 72 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:45,040 And it could be perceived as weird. And everyone has an opinion on it. 73 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,760 If I get a whiff of anyone talking about me being a game player 74 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,360 or any conversation, I swear to God, I'll go mental. Mm. 75 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,720 If they've got an opinion, yeah, they'll say it to me. 76 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:54,800 They should say it. Right? 77 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,680 And if they don't, then it's ratty behaviour, I think it's pathetic. 78 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,160 Please relay your opinion 79 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,440 on the fact you don't think I'm game-playing 80 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,480 and you don't think it was perceived in that way, 81 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,440 because I'm not having nine other people think that I'm game-playing 82 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,200 when I've got my girlfriend in here 83 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,880 and people are talking behind my back. 84 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,120 I can't influence nine other people's opinion. 85 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,480 But they didn't see it. 86 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,840 I know, but I can't influence nine other people's opinion. 87 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,200 I've had a chat with you. Whoever does think it, if they do, 88 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,280 you need to talk directly to them. 89 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:23,680 I'm not doing that, I'm not cleaning up, like all of that. 90 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:29,000 How are you feeling now? Mm... bit pissed off. Yeah? Yeah. 91 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,840 Mate, to be fair... 92 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,440 I'm not going to pass too much comment because... 93 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,800 Yeah, I just think it's another thing that's been taken 94 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,480 way out of context. He's so upset, you know. 95 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,720 Sat there, tears in his eyes, yeah. 96 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:42,400 The past three weeks, he's been there 97 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:43,680 for every single person in here 98 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,160 when they've been down and they've been at their lowest, 99 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,200 and then he gets it all thrown back in his face 100 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,360 and people are literally putting one finger up at him 101 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,160 and just being like, "You're a knobhead". 102 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,360 I'm sorry it's been blown out of proportion so much 103 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,760 and I know you've had a shit day. 104 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,400 I didn't want to go round like this, you know how I work, 105 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,960 and you know this isn't how it would have played out. 106 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,680 I still rate you, Samie, it's just pique. 107 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,640 As long as you and Lana are fine, that's all that matters. 108 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,040 She's unreal and don't let things like that, 109 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,720 she knows me better, and everything else. 110 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,280 Yeah, good. 111 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,320 They're done now. Who... did they do anything? Hug, or... 112 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,000 They're both walking away. Oh, God. 113 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,480 They're walking separately, as well. 114 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:27,960 D'you know what? 115 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,280 My conversation with Ron, I'd like to say went well, 116 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,920 but it didn't, really. 117 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,720 He basically held me accountable for everyone's opinions in here, 118 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,280 and I weren't having that. 119 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:40,640 There's not a chance, we're all adults, we hear something, 120 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,440 we all form our own opinion, I'm not in everyone's heads, 121 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,960 they all have a right to think how they think. 122 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,680 You all right? How you doing? 123 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,400 Sore, mate, I'm not gonna lie. 124 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,840 I've got mess to clean up for the next couple of days 125 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,640 with people's opinions. 126 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,320 You've said nothing about anybody, you been there for everybody. 127 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:58,600 It's fucking done my head in. 128 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,720 You've been there for every single one of them 129 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,040 and they're all so quick to throw their opinions on you, 130 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,800 take her word. Me and her are calm, but the problem is, I said, Samie, 131 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,080 nine other people in here, all talking about me, 132 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,960 thinking that I've said something weird, 133 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,800 and none of them are going to come up to me 134 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,320 and say what they actually thought. 135 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,680 They've had all day to say something, but they haven't. 136 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,920 It does my head in, but... Mate, it's not fair, though, 137 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,960 cos you've been there for every single person. 138 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,280 I know, but people don't see it that way and the problem is, 139 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,640 none of them have got a backbone where they'll say, look, 140 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,640 this was said by Samie, I have got my opinion on it 141 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,840 and then I'll talk to them about it and be like, look, I get it, 142 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:33,320 but it wasn't said that way. But they're not gonna. 143 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,280 You'll be all right, bro. 144 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,160 If there's anyone I back to not back down on that, it's you. Yeah. 145 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,920 I'm having none of it. At least the boys like him, though. 146 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,960 Like the boys back home. That's my girl. 147 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,800 CHUCKLING 148 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:51,040 RON SIGHS: You all right? Want to go and chat, or are you OK? 149 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:53,080 I'm all right. 150 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,120 Come and sit. 151 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:58,320 Oh, God, you looked pissed. 152 00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,880 How was that? 153 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,920 I'm glad she spoke to me, or I spoke to her. No, you pulled her. 154 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,280 I said to her, now that you've spoken to me 155 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,400 and she said she thought it was weird, 156 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,840 I said I'd hoped that you'd go around now 157 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:13,040 and be like, "I've spoken to him, it weren't actually like that." Mm. 158 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:15,800 But she said, oh, that's not me, people have their own opinions. 159 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,360 I was like, but you understand... No, but it started from her. 160 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,560 I know, and now I've got to go round and clean up a mess 161 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,920 that shouldn't even be a mess. 162 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,800 But do you feel like you need to, though? Course I do. I wouldn't. 163 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:28,360 If it was something that I actually said what I thought, 164 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,600 yeah, I'm controversial, but I stand by it 165 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,080 and then judge me, then yeah, fairs. 166 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,600 I don't think anyone thought you were game-playing, 167 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:38,360 they just thought that comment was odd. That's it. 168 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,160 It's just pique. It hasn't changed anyone's opinion. 169 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,120 Literally. 170 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:45,520 It's him. I'm good, man. Yeah? 171 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,560 I'm going to make food, guys. 172 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,440 Bro, it's been mad day, man. 173 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:55,840 You had a lot on your plate, brother. 174 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,000 IAIN: Tanya's giving Samie her take on the Ron sitch, 175 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,080 and it's like that old saying, 176 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:08,280 if you can't stand the bitchin', get out the kitchen! 177 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,400 I think that's how it goes. 178 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:15,080 I basically got, like, the first comment from him, like, 179 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,920 "Oh, I've gotta go clean up a mess now." 180 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,360 "This is that." And I said, "What do you have to clean up?" 181 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,160 And he was like, "Everyone's opinions." 182 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,600 And I was like, "You don't need to clean up anything." 183 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,040 People think what they think. I think what I think. 184 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,800 Tanya, he held me accountable for everyone's opinions in here, 185 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,480 and he said, "I think you should go and tell everyone in here 186 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:35,840 "what you now think, to change their mind." 187 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,160 And I turned around and said, "Nuh-uh." 188 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:39,840 "I'm not doing that, sorry." 189 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,440 "I'm not accountable for how people's... Are you mad?" 190 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,880 I said, "All I've done was relay exactly what you said, 191 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,120 "and people formed their own opinions." That's it. 192 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:52,480 No-one is, like, talking about your whole experience in here, 193 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,240 but it's just the comment you made was odd. 194 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,360 Like, it's weird. Yes. 195 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,400 He's full of it. 196 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,560 And there's no point telling him, cos he won't see it. 197 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,880 Yeah. Literally. 198 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,840 And once again... 199 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,640 WHISPERING: ..it's Kai, Sanam, Ron and Lana. 200 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,440 I promise you, though, Ron, he could talk himself out of prison. 201 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,000 I'm telling you now, babe, he'll get himself out. 202 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:18,480 The mood in the villa tonight is very strange. 203 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:20,480 I feel like there is a divide. 204 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:22,520 I don't think anything got through to Ron. 205 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,040 He just doesn't hear anything, 206 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,680 and he still continues to say he loves everyone in here, 207 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,480 which is nice, but that's not true. 208 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,920 # No hard feelings, honey 209 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,000 # There'll be no bad blood... # 210 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,560 How is everyone tonight? 211 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,120 Someone's had a night and a half. 212 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,440 I just wanna go to bed. Yeah? 213 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,560 Check it. 214 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,480 All eyes on you. 215 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,840 How have you found tonight? 216 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,640 I just feel like there's a weird dynamic at the minute, as well, 217 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,640 which isn't nice. I said to him, I was like, 218 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,600 "I don't actually think you should go round and talk to everyone." 219 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,360 No. Cos you know what it will do, it will make it even worse. 220 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,160 # Crying in the bath tub 221 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,360 # To love is a losing game... # 222 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,440 Today was today, that's it. You know? 223 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,480 I don't need to think any more of it. 224 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:19,480 # No hard feelings, honey 225 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,560 # Next time you come my way... # 226 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:48,520 # No hard feelings, honey 227 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:52,400 # And we both will take the win... # 228 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,560 IAIN: Last night, there were awkward 'ronversations' 229 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,120 that were 'rontroversial', and I've 'rontemplated' things 230 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,600 'ronstructively', weighed up the pros and 'rons', 231 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,760 and I think we need an 'intervent-ron'... 232 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,280 OK, that last one doesn't work. 233 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:23,800 Good morning! Morning! Morning. 234 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,560 How did everyone sleep? 235 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,440 Good. Good. 236 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:31,240 Did you sleep OK? Mm-hm. You? 237 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:36,400 # Cos I'm not here to make friends 238 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:40,080 # No, I'm not here to make friends 239 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,520 # Yeah... # 240 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,360 How was everyone's day yesterday? 241 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,800 Busy. 242 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:46,800 Who's excited for today? 243 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,360 Another day in paradise! 244 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,440 Good day today. 245 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,960 # I need a la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la-la 246 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:58,600 # I need a la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la-la 247 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:07,240 # I need a la, la, La, la, la, la, la, la-la 248 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,080 Do you think it's, like, squashed between, like, Samie and Ron 249 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,840 and stuff or... 250 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,200 Samie said she did squash it with Ron. Yeah. 251 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,800 Yeah, I think at the end of the day, 252 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,840 like, everyone just wants sort of peace to get on. 253 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,680 So, I think they may have just, like, sort of cleared the air, 254 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:35,160 but I don't know how they really feel. Yeah. 255 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:38,120 After me and Samie spoke, and we had a big conversation about it, 256 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,600 and we're fine. 257 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,560 Like I said, I rate Samie so much and I just would've expected her 258 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,520 to just pull me straight away and be, like, 259 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:48,520 "That sounds a bit weird, Ron, like, what do you mean by that?" 260 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,960 Because it's not just me this impacts, 261 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,360 like, I have a missus. 262 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,760 Everything that I do, my actions, 263 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,840 I have to hold responsible for how it looks for both of us. 264 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,240 Lana's the one being impacted by this as well. 265 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,880 That could plant a seed in her head. 266 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:06,280 It's just not nice for her and I hope everyone can sort of understand 267 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,760 how that comes across for her. 268 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,560 How are you both this morning? 269 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,720 Obviously, it was an eventful day. 270 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,840 Especially for you and Ron. Mm. 271 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,280 Oh, don't get upset. 272 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,360 What is it you're upset about? 273 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:27,800 I just feel like things aren't the same in here and, like, yesterday... 274 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,320 ..with the whole thing, I didn't feel like anyone was with me, 275 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,320 no-one had my back. 276 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,480 Like, no-one really came to see me. 277 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:45,080 And I didn't have anyone to turn to, girls-wise. 278 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,760 We've all got your back. 279 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,320 It may not seem like it, but we have. 280 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,040 I don't want to live my next, however long we're in here, 281 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:56,080 thinking that some of you boys might think I'm genuinely playing a game, 282 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,200 I don't have any... But, honestly, I don't want you 283 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,680 thinking that we're all sat there 284 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:02,680 giving our opinions. Yeah. I really don't care. 285 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,120 Yeah, but now I've got to go and clean up a mess. 286 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,160 I don't think you have to clean up a mess, bro, because it's like, 287 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,640 we all live in the same place, minimum, we all have to be civil, 288 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,960 but you don't have to be friends with everybody, 289 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,160 do you know what I mean? 290 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,920 There's going to be certain people that have better opinions of you, 291 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,400 there's going to be certain people that don't have as great 292 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,920 opinions of you, it just... It is what it is, let's move on. 293 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:27,200 So, ladies, 294 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,000 Lana's feeling a little bit down 295 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:35,400 and a bit like she hasn't got girls in here and is really upset. 296 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,320 So, what I think we should do this morning is, 297 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,480 let's have, like, a girly breakfast. 298 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,120 Girly breakfast! Agreed! Just us girls. 299 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,400 Oh, that would be cute. It would be cute. 300 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,040 I think she'll really, really like it. 301 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,480 And just, like, a reminder to her that she's got us in here. 302 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,400 She's got us in here. Yeah, like, it's not a reflection on you, 303 00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,720 anything that Ron's said to anyone or done or anything like that. Yeah. 304 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,520 Do you know what I mean? Everyone loves her. 305 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,800 The boys love her, they hold her in such high regard. 306 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,400 Yeah, I think that will be cute. 307 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,120 I feel like we are always here for each other. 308 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,440 There is no divide between the girls. 309 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,800 Never. We have never, ever had that. 310 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,440 And we never will. We are all here for each other. 311 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,160 IAIN STIRLING: The girls want to make Lana 312 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,200 a breakfast guaranteed to cheer her up. 313 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:23,040 I can help you out there, start with a strong morning lager... 314 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,960 OK, I've done the heavy lifting. Over to you. 315 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,480 What are we making? 316 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:32,680 We're just gonna do, like, fruit on a plate with, like, the muffins. 317 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,200 Love it. 318 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,840 Lana, you reckon you could do, like, a winged eyeliner on me? Yeah. 319 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,960 I feel like something's missing from my face. 320 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,560 Thank you. Of course. 321 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,680 My role in the Lana surprise is to distract Lana, 322 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,520 which, you know what, I'm a good talker, 323 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,960 I feel like I'm actually going to be really good at this role. 324 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,240 What am I going to do when I don't have you to do my eyeliner? 325 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:59,040 You'll always have me to do your eyeliner. 326 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,720 Does everyone like an iced latte? Yeah. OK. 327 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,840 Shall I take it over? Yeah, let's go. 328 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,520 Yeah, that's everything, right? 329 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,280 OK, muffins here. 330 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,840 Oh, this looks beautiful. 331 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:24,640 ALL: Oh, Lana! We're ready. 332 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:28,440 What are we ready for? Waiting for you. 333 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:32,080 Having a little girls' breakfast. It's for you, babe. 334 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,240 Is this for me? Yeah. 335 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:37,400 Take a seat. Thanks, now I've got a winged eyeliner for the day. 336 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,800 We wanted to cheer you up. Oh, guys. 337 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,920 Yeah, we wanted to remind you that you do have us. 338 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,560 And we do love you to bits 339 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,840 and we are all here for you through everything. 340 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,200 You are making me cry. 341 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,080 I am so glad the girls have done that. 342 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,240 They've done a little food thing for her, I think. 343 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,080 Lana, I think you've got the biggest heart, 344 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,120 you're the kindest person I've ever come across. 345 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,680 I think you deserve the world. 346 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,720 And we want you to know how valued you are in here. 347 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,840 Guys, what the hell? 348 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,240 From day one, I felt like you were amazing. 349 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,560 You don't even know how nice you are, honestly. 350 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:13,080 Guys! Lana, I think that you are just the sweetest little soul. 351 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,160 You're always so good to come to for advice. 352 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,800 And the fact that you do my winged eyeliner every night 353 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:22,960 when you have got your own make-up to do, just shows how nice you are. 354 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,520 Shall we cheers? Let's cheers. 355 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,600 I just want to say also, I love you all 356 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,520 and you're honestly a massive part of my life now. 357 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,840 And I'm so happy I have got you. ALL: Oh! 358 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,480 Dig in. Which one do you want? 359 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,120 Chocolate. 360 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,760 It was so nice. I feel like that's what... 361 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,600 Not even just me, it's what we all needed, just to bring us 362 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:49,400 back to how we were and to get us all close again. 363 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:53,800 They're like my sisters in here. And we are all so close. 364 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,160 It's just sometimes you lose track of things. 365 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,360 IAIN STIRLING: I think what we've learned today 366 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,000 is that it doesn't pay to talk behind the Islanders' backs, 367 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,760 unless you do it into a microphone in a booth, 368 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:10,520 in which case, it pays quite nicely thanks very much. 369 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,840 I do feel sorry for Lana. 370 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,400 I don't think she's never stepped a foot out of line. 371 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,720 I just think people should focus on their own situation, 372 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,280 their own couple. 373 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:21,240 Everyone had such an opinion. 374 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,600 Why can't everyone just stand up, grow a pair and be like, 375 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:28,160 "I think this, this is why," and that's it, move on. 376 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,640 I think if you care enough to voice an opinion, 377 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,200 you should care enough to have a chat with him, 378 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,320 do you know what I mean? 379 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,960 Yeah, there's no need to speak about it any more, know what I mean? 380 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,040 That's why we've done this nice thing this morning 381 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,760 with all the girls, because it's not nice. 382 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,880 She felt like she didn't have close friends in here. 383 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,200 And last night, when she wanted to turn to someone, 384 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,800 she didn't have anyone to turn to. She said that's how she felt. 385 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:51,080 You need your friendships, you need your time with your friends as well. 386 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,880 And for her to feel like, even for one second, 387 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,920 that she didn't have that, it kills me. Yeah. 388 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,480 I think the divide actually stems from the boys. 389 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:03,520 Sometimes Ron and Lana just literally go and sit up there. 390 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:07,720 But now you said that, I'm like, is that on us? 391 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,920 I hope she's feeling better. I'm sure she is. 392 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,000 It's not like Mean Girls, that you can't sit with us. 393 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,640 Lana and anyone is always, always welcome. 394 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:21,800 Hopefully, going forward, we can all be like one big happy family. 395 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,440 IAIN: The girls ignored my advice about Lana's breakfast. 396 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,760 Their loss, girls. 397 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,000 If you're thinking of making Lana a cheer-up lunch, one thought. 398 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,440 A strong afternoon lager. You're welcome. 399 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,040 So nice. That was such a nice breakfast. 400 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,280 Yeah, it was nice. Yeah. 401 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,080 There's loads of muffins left if you lot want 'em. Yeah. No. 402 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,800 We had one each. Don't you want a muffin? 403 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,680 Do you not like blueberry muffins? Love them. 404 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,560 So why don't you want a muffin? And banana ones. 405 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,160 I'm not the muffin man. The muffin man! 406 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,440 You're not a muffin. 407 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,560 TEXT ALERT 408 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,400 I've got a text! 409 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,520 HE READS ALOUD 410 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,000 WHOOPING, CHEERING 411 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,120 Yes! 412 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,960 HE CONTINUES READING ALOUD 413 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,640 ALL: Talent show, talent show! 414 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,320 Jesus. I haven't really got many talents, to be fair. 415 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,520 I can kick a ball, just about. 416 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:30,080 ALL: Talent show, talent show, talent show, talent show! 417 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,320 I've got no talents. 418 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,720 LAUGHTER 419 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,920 I'm gonna be honest, 420 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,720 the only thing I'm really good at is talking and going to the gym. 421 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,400 So I don't know what I'm gonna do here. 422 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,600 No, we've got this. 423 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,240 Oh, my God, this is gonna be a fun night. 424 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,000 I can't wait to watch everyone's talents. 425 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,520 Oh, get ready to get the ick. 426 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,840 LAUGHTER 427 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,120 The ick. 428 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,560 IAIN: Tonight, the Islanders are gonna take part 429 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:58,120 in a show that's just like Britain's Got Talent, 430 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,760 except it isn't in Britain, Simon Cowell's not involved, 431 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:04,520 and there is absolutely no talent. 432 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,400 Very excited to see everyone's talents, 433 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,520 but at the same time, very nervous to do my own talent. 434 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,640 Are you? Yeah. 435 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,840 I think, just have fun with it. 436 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,720 I know. I just think, if it doesn't go my way, 437 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,640 it's gonna be a laugh, I hope. 438 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,000 We are so untalented, it's not even funny. 439 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,680 Are you ready, Tom? 440 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,320 I'm ready, baby. 441 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:32,040 I wish I was ready. LAUGHTER 442 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,280 Kai is shitting himself. 443 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:41,360 Look who it is, Peppa Pig. LAUGHTER 444 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,080 If I see any of you not clapping, we are not friends any more. 445 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,480 Don't stop. 446 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,480 # Cos my world revolves around you It's so hard for me to breathe... # 447 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,200 WHOOPING 448 00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:00,560 WHOOPING CONTINUES 449 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:04,560 Cheers to loads of fun, loads of laughs, 450 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:08,640 and hopefully a bit of talent. CHEERING 451 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,320 Come on, then. 452 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,560 # If you ain't here I just can't breathe 453 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,720 # There's no air, no air. # 454 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,200 IAIN: The Love Island talent show is here. 455 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,040 Viewers joining us on catch-up, 456 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,520 spare a thought for those of us watching it live, 457 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,560 cos we can't fast forward through this. 458 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,080 I want to raise a glass, 459 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,880 and just congratulate everybody to being here with me today. 460 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,560 LAUGHTER 461 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,280 Respect. 462 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:43,440 # Let's go on with the show. # 463 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,720 CHEERING 464 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:51,640 IAIN: We're kicking things off with one of our strongest acts. 465 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,760 Shaq is gonna partially undress next to a chair. 466 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,400 And, yes, I did say "strongest". 467 00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:01,440 # Jump on it, let's do it... # 468 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,240 SCREAMING 469 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,680 # My saddle's waiting 470 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:13,200 # Come and jump on it 471 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,040 # Jump on it, let's do it... # 472 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:20,000 She's gone. TANYA SCREAMS 473 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,040 De, de, de, 474 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,880 de, de... SCREAMS 475 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,800 SHE SCREAMS 476 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,000 # Let's do it Ride it, my pony... # 477 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,720 It was so fun, like, he was so sexy. 478 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,000 He was just, oh, he was giving! 479 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,520 Like, who doesn't want a man like him? 480 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,080 SHE SCREAMS 481 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,360 # Ride it, my pony 482 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,760 # My saddle's waiting 483 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,640 # Come and jump on it. # 484 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,240 CHEERING 485 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,640 Shaq is just, like, next level. 486 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,480 Where did he learn to dance like that? 487 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,480 Shaq, are you sure you worked in airports before? 488 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,000 You didn't have a little side hustle? 489 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,440 LAUGHTER 490 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,720 I might've had a little second job when I came out of it. 491 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,680 IAIN: Next up is magician Lana, 492 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,880 who's about to make all our viewers disappear. 493 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,640 Hey presto. 494 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,200 Right, guys, I'm gonna be doing a little magic trick for you all. 495 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:30,760 Ron's gonna be my assistant, and I'm gonna blow your minds. 496 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,000 CHEERING 497 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,360 Right, Ron, give them a shuffle. 498 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:39,520 And then, once you're done, lay them out in pairs on the table. 499 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,080 It's a party trick that my dad showed me. 500 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:45,960 It never fails. Thank you, Dad. 501 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,760 OK, each couple come up, grab a pair, and memorise it. 502 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:54,160 Sometimes, I forget my own surname, let alone my own two cards. 503 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:59,200 Right, Ron, please gather the pairs, including the ones on the table. 504 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,720 Ron assisted very well. 505 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,560 He didn't even know he was coming up, to be honest. 506 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,840 Done? Yeah. OK, right, give them to me. 507 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:07,960 I'm gonna place them down, 508 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,480 and then I'm gonna guess each of your cards. No way. 509 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:16,040 No, you're not. ALL: No, you're not! 510 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:21,320 OK, Samie and Tom, come up, please. 511 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,680 OK, I'm gonna get it now. 512 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,400 You have to give me the vibes, though. 513 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,520 Send it to me. LAUGHTER 514 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,760 I think your cards... 515 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,520 No way! ..are these two. 516 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,960 Whoa! THEY EXCLAIM IN BEWILDERMENT 517 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,760 Are you having me on? Yeah. 518 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,240 You can take and go back. Wow! Jessie and Will... 519 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:45,720 The Legendary Lana - honestly, I don't know how she done it. 520 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,640 It's the... Yeah! ..eight of hearts... 521 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,120 Nice job! ..and the three of hearts. 522 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,240 Yeah. Yeah! 523 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:57,280 Your cards are the nine of hearts and the ten of hearts. 524 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,400 Yeah. There you go. 525 00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,640 I think your cards might be 526 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,920 the seven of hearts and the eight of hearts. 527 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,240 No way! Yeah, they are! 528 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:09,640 It was so, like, mesmerising. Yeah, it was amazing. 529 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:16,080 OK... Your cards are the six of hearts and the nine of diamonds. 530 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,240 No... No?! 531 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,240 Nine and ten of diamonds. 532 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,720 Tanya's next up, and it's really not fair. 533 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,440 When she shakes her booty, everybody applauds. 534 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,040 But when I shake my booty, I get kicked off the bus. 535 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,080 Go on, T! 536 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:36,720 CLUB MUSIC PLAYS 537 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,320 Tanya was unreal! 538 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:50,360 It was amazing. She was ten out of ten. 539 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,200 The way that girl can move. Like, them hips, ah! 540 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,120 Like, everything about that performance was so good. 541 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,240 Yeah, I just told her, like, keep them... 542 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:14,000 Save them moves for later as well, do you know what I'm saying? 543 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,120 HE CHUCKLES 544 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,600 THEY CHEER 545 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,920 Next up is Kai, who's gonna draw a portrait with a tiny pencil. 546 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,640 Oh, and speaking of tiny pencils, 547 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,200 Farmer Will's gonna do some very revealing modelling. 548 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,440 You all right, guys? 549 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,560 Today, I'm going to do some life drawing. 550 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,200 But every good artist needs two things. 551 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,560 First thing being time, 552 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,720 second thing being a beautiful assistant. 553 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,280 So, today, we have our very own Will. 554 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,600 THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD 555 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:49,000 Oh, God! SHE CHUCKLES 556 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,000 THEY CHEER AND LAUGH 557 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,080 I think Will enjoyed being the model there a little bit too much. 558 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,560 But you know what? I enjoyed it, too. 559 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,240 SONG: 'My Heart Will Go On' 560 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,560 THEY SQUEAL 561 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,960 I'm gonna paint you like one of my French girls, 562 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,240 and I want you to look directly at me, in the eyes. 563 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,480 THEY LAUGH 564 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:14,440 Being Will, that was just... I didn't know where to look. 565 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,480 Oh, no! LAUGHTER 566 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,160 THEY CHEER 567 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:28,000 Stop humping the grapes! THEY LAUGH 568 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,160 SEDUCTIVELY: Stop it! 569 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,760 He's wasted in PE. Get him in art! He can do drawings of me any day! 570 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,600 ALL: Aw! APPLAUSE 571 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,880 My beautiful artwork! 572 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,640 THEY SCREAM IN SHOCK, APPLAUSE 573 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,360 That's really good! 574 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,680 Oh, sick! Yeah, do you like it? I love it! 575 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:52,240 Honestly, the technique, the drawing, the grapes. 576 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,240 The sunburn on the nose. 577 00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,480 Who can get sunburn on the nose in a drawing? Kai did. 578 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,600 CHEERING, WHOOPING 579 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,560 IAIN: Jessie and Rosie are gonna sing for us, 580 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,840 so come on, everyone, put your hands together, 581 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,240 preferably over your ears. 582 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,320 Whoo, whoo! 583 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,640 # Don't cha wish your girlfriend Was hot like me? 584 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:17,640 # Don't cha wish your girlfriend Was a freak like me? 585 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,880 # Don't cha? # 586 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,400 CHEERING, WHOOPING 587 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,440 I did not know where to look, to be honest with you. 588 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,040 The twerking, everything that went with it, 589 00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,600 I was honestly taken back by that performance. 590 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:30,960 Not so much the singing, 591 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,720 but the dancing and certain areas of the body. 592 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:38,840 # Don't cha wish your girlfriend Was fun like me? 593 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,320 # Don't cha wish your girlfriend Was free like me? # 594 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,680 WHOOPING, CHEERING # Don't cha? # 595 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,880 Whoo! 596 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,280 WHOOPING 597 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,160 CHEERING 598 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,720 Whoo! 599 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,520 CHEERING 600 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,080 APPLAUSE 601 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,240 WOLF WHISTLING We fucked it up so much! 602 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,760 BIG BAND SWING MUSIC 603 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,040 IAIN: Earlier, Samie told me she was a tap expert. 604 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:09,200 I handed her a spanner and told her to fix the leaky pipes. 605 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,000 Whoo! 606 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,280 It was the red lipstick, the jacket, 607 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,480 the hat, the stick. 608 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,000 Looking so sexy and so cute at the same time. 609 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,480 SHOES TAP, CHEERING 610 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,320 SHOES TAP 611 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,760 # Give it all the rhythm That you've got 612 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:33,440 # It don't mean a thing If it ain't got that swing... # 613 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,760 Yes, Samie! 614 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,800 # Doo-wop, doo-wop Doo-wop, doo-wop, doo-wop... # 615 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,560 CHEERING 616 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,400 Go on, girl! Go on, girl! 617 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:47,720 What can she not do, eh? Yeah, that is a proper talent. 618 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,360 I know we're having banter tonight, but that's a proper talent. 619 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,040 Yeah, bless her, man. 620 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,440 Go on, Samie! 621 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,400 CHEERING 622 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,600 WHOOPING 623 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,600 APPLAUSE 624 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,840 WHOOPING 625 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,120 Here comes Ron. He's holding a Rubik's cube and a watch, 626 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,800 so either he's going to do the cube or tell us the time. 627 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,320 Let's go, Ron, boy! 628 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:22,160 I might sound like I'm thick, but I do actually have a nerdy side. 629 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:25,600 And I know how to solve the Rubik's cube. Shock. 630 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:30,040 Right, and I'm gonna try to do it in 90 seconds. 631 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,800 90 seconds? 90 seconds. 632 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:36,320 We mixed that cube so much, 633 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,360 and I was like, "He's not gonna do it." 634 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:43,760 Right, 90 seconds, yeah? Three, two, one, go! 635 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,560 # It's the final countdown... # 636 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,280 Oh, my, look at his fingers! Look at his fingers move! 637 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,720 What is going on?! 638 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,320 30 seconds. You've got this. 639 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,840 I must admit, guys, you've mashed this up well. 640 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:06,280 No, you've got it. 641 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,880 # The final countdown... # What are his fingers doing? 642 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,360 I feel more intelligent just watching this! 643 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,640 One minute! That's one minute! 644 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,880 Oh, my God. He's gonna do it. He's gonna do it. 645 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:19,240 20 seconds. 646 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,760 How on earth does anybody do a Rubik's cube like that. 647 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,080 Like, it don't make sense. 648 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,920 It's like numbers are flying all out of his head. 649 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,240 Wow! It's the final countdown... # 650 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:40,200 One minute, 20. THEY CHEER AND SCREAM 651 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:46,800 # It's the final countdown. # THEY CHEER 652 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,000 So cool! There you go! 653 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,720 I was shaking a bit. What was it? One minute, 29 seconds. 654 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,480 THEY CHEER 655 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,400 There you go! 656 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,920 We know Ron is good at getting himself out of sticky situations, 657 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,120 and that Rubik's cube was definitely one of them. 658 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,000 I honestly could not have called it. One minute, 29! 659 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,600 That's sick, well done! 660 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,600 There you go. Everyone's got a little, hidden talent or a surprise 661 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,040 in the locker. 662 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,840 Casey doesn't like blowing his own trumpet, 663 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,160 so we've loaned him one. 664 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,320 THEY CHEER 665 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,960 No way! 666 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,760 Go on, my boy. Oh, my God! 667 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,960 THEY CHEER 668 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,480 Yes, Casey! 669 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,480 THEY CHEER 670 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,160 Right, can I have silence, please, in the audience. 671 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,120 You got it! You got it! 672 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:52,360 PLAYING 'FRERE JACQUES' UNTUNEFULLY 673 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:06,480 THEY IMITATE TRUMPET, MUFFLED LAUGHTER 674 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,560 GIRLS CACKLE 675 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,880 You're doing great (!) TRUMPET NOTES BELLOW 676 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,920 Yes! 677 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:30,560 Casey and that trumpet... Jesus! Oh, my... 678 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,560 What... What was he doing? 679 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:38,440 TRUMPET PLAYS TUNELESSLY, LAUGHTER 680 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,720 The poor boy. He didn't know what he was doing. 681 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:47,000 TRUMPET BLARES, THEY CHEER 682 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,320 Bravo! Bravo! THEY CHEER 683 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,480 Thank you, thank you. 684 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,760 Bravo! Bravo! Thank you. 685 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:02,160 I honestly looked at him and just thought, oh, he's SO cute! 686 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,880 Oh, like, it was terrible, it was terrible, 687 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,280 but it was so good at the same time. GIGGLES 688 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,920 CHEERING 689 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,560 IAIN: Sanam's got an unusual talent. 690 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,680 To be fair, one of this lot having ANY talent 691 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:19,000 is unusual enough on its own. 692 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,880 CHEERING Go, Sanam! 693 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,080 So... EXHALES DRAMATICALLY 694 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,280 ..my talent is being able to cry on demand. 695 00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,280 Oh, Kai, watch out! 696 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:35,400 So, to show this, I will perform "Love Island: The Story" by Sanam. 697 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,160 Yes! Whoo! LAUGHS 698 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,000 SNIFFLES 699 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:44,600 The time when I met Kai and he kissed me for the first time, 700 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,880 it was like something out of a movie. 701 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,400 I was filled with so much love, I shed a tear. 702 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,360 Please behold the moment... 703 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,080 ..I shed a tear. 704 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,960 LAUGHTER 705 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,680 SNIFFLES 706 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:02,440 Yes, silence, please. 707 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:08,160 It was obvious I was using the rain to help me cry! 708 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,920 Can I just say, the rain just added, it added to my scene 709 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,240 and it made it more dramatic. 710 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,400 The other day, the public had been voting and rating us Islanders. 711 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,040 Kai and I were voted the most intelligent. 712 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,840 I felt so much pride. 713 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,680 Please behold the moment. 714 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,640 I felt that like I was listening to our very own, like, 715 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,640 Shakespeare Love Island poem or something, with Sanam's story. 716 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,080 I almost shed a tear. 717 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,920 # Don't make me cry. # 718 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,680 She's crying, everyone! 719 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,480 You know what, I was so confused by Sanam's crying on demand 720 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,760 cos I actually saw the tears fly down her face 721 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,320 and that's got me a bit nervous in this sort of relationship 722 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,240 we've got going, if she's going to cry on demand. 723 00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,520 # I have nothing, nothing... # 724 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,520 Thank you, everyone. 725 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,640 LAUGHTER, CHEERING 726 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,600 # If I don't have you. # 727 00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,880 I was actually getting really upset. 728 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,280 "Behold the moment." 729 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,920 Sanam was amazing. 730 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:29,760 IAIN: Next up is MC Farmer Will, e-i-e-i-YO! 731 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:34,000 Go, Farmer Will! Seriously, though, for the love of God, please GO. 732 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,080 RAPPING: Everyone in the Love Island villa 733 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,440 Put your hands in the air to see this fella 734 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,120 It's MC Will, Will on the mic 735 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,200 Everybody, what? Just hold on tight 736 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:47,400 You're gonna get strapped in to see this tight 737 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,360 Hopefully this rap won't end in a fight. 738 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:53,080 CHEERING 739 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,760 Another one, please! 740 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,800 Shaq, let's start with you, I know you're 6 foot 3 741 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,640 Stacked, a mannequin attack 742 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,760 But that wasn't enough when mine came back. 743 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,840 CHEERING 744 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,680 Tiny TT, where do I even start? 745 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:10,680 You said you loved the boy, but you treated him like a toy. 746 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:12,120 SCREECHING 747 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:14,560 That's cheeky, that! 748 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,800 Kai, our very own Mr Biology Guy 749 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:22,240 I'm not gonna lie, your chat is kinda dry. 750 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,560 LAUGHTER 751 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,840 Sanam, are you enjoying your time in the villa? 752 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,400 Because from where I'm stood, it's looking vanilla. 753 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,720 LAUGHTER 754 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,280 Go, Will! Go, Will! 755 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,880 Tiny Terrace Tom, I think he's the biggest menace 756 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:44,560 Bringing every single bae upstairs to play 757 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:49,320 Whoever comes in, he'll just say "I'll give 'em the time of day." 758 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,920 LAUGHTER 759 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:56,000 Lovely Lana, it's gonna be hard to say 760 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,480 you must be tired from sitting on that fence all day. 761 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,360 THEY SCREECH 762 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,440 Fair enough, I'll take it on the chin. 763 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:06,440 I'm here for it, as long as it was funny. 764 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,480 Ron strategically thinking at every shot 765 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,600 and people wonders why he's playing a game or not. 766 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,440 LAUGHTER 767 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,600 Casey, Casey, Casey, where do I begin? 768 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:23,800 I'll start by saying you look like Lord Farquaad's been put in a bin. 769 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,400 LAUGHTER 770 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,320 Using all these girls in your plan 771 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,160 they should realise you're not that man. 772 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:36,880 And to finish off with my queen, Jessie 773 00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,720 I'm sorry for kissing Layla and making it messy... 774 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,440 Aw! 775 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,560 Running away from down under 776 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,960 and you finished off by getting this British thunder... 777 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,320 CHEERING 778 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,480 You wanted a manly man and were stuck with me 779 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,840 And I promise, in the long run, you'll be happy. 780 00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,560 CHEERING 781 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,320 ALL CHANT: Go Will, go Will! 782 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,680 I didn't even know that MC Will had that many opinions. 783 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:07,920 Oh, my days. But only Will could get away with it. 784 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,640 ALL CHANT: Go Will, go Will! 785 00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:14,720 CHEERING 786 00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,160 CHEERING CONTINUES SHAQ: Check it! 787 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,480 Check it. 788 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:24,080 Check it. Well done. It's just a game. 789 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,080 LAUGHTER 790 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:30,000 Everyone felt my rhythm tonight. 791 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,120 Whoo! CHEERING 792 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:37,240 IAIN: Tom is bringing down the curtain on an unforgettable night. 793 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,400 And did we save the best for last? 794 00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,320 No. No, we didn't at all. 795 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:45,520 It's Tommy Clare! 796 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:49,600 CHEERING 797 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,880 SONG: 'Just The Way You Are' Oh, I love this song! 798 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,560 This one goes out to all the beautiful ladies out there. 799 00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:00,720 But tonight, I'm dedicating it to one beautiful girl right there. 800 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,240 CHEERING 801 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,240 SINGS OUT OF TUNE: # Oh, her eyes, her eyes 802 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,920 # Make the stars Look like they're not shinin' 803 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,520 # Her hair, her hair 804 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,120 # Falls perfectly without her tryin' 805 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:18,320 # She's so beautiful And I tell her every day 806 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:22,280 # Yeah, I know, I know 807 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,360 # When I compliment her She won't believe me 808 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,920 # And it's so, it's so 809 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,680 # Sad to think That she don't see what I see 810 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:33,200 # But every time she asks me Do I look OK? 811 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,080 # You know I say... # 812 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,280 Yes, Tom! 813 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,880 # When I see your face 814 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:45,160 # There's not a thing That I would change 815 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,440 # Cos, girl, you're amazing 816 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:54,600 # Just the way you are... # 817 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:59,160 Honestly, Tom melted everyone's heart. 818 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:03,200 # There's not a thing That I would change 819 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:06,840 # Cos you're amazing 820 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:11,520 # Just the way you are 821 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:16,400 # The way you are 822 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:21,120 # The way you are... # 823 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,280 Do you know what? 824 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,120 It was out of time, and he was out of tune, 825 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:27,280 but it was great. 826 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,840 # Cos you're amazing 827 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:35,800 # Just the way you are... # 828 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:40,120 It literally couldn't have been a better song, a better situation, 829 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,880 a better person to sing it. It was just, honestly, magical. 830 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,840 # And when you smile 831 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:51,200 # The whole world stops And stares for a while... # 832 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:54,160 It was like a scene out of the finale of a movie. 833 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,400 The rain was falling on our faces. 834 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,160 I actually think the rain added to the night. 835 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:00,760 Bring on the rain. 836 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:04,120 # Cos, girl, you're amazing 837 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:09,560 # Just the way you are. # 838 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,560 CHEERING 839 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,960 Whoo! 840 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,680 CHEERING 841 00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:21,520 Yeah, baby. 842 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,560 Now it's time to have your say. 843 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,760 Head to the app, where you can access voting 844 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,760 and vote for your favourite couple. 845 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,400 Those with the fewest votes 846 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,320 are at risk of being dumped from the island. 847 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,320 So, will it be... 848 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,520 Remember, you are voting for your favourite couple. 849 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,040 You can pick one couple, 850 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,760 and you have just 15 minutes to make your decision. 851 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,040 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com