IAIN STIRLING: Previously on Love Island...
♪ Be my, be my baby. ♪
All right! Help, someone!
Who's my good girl?
♪ Say you'll be my darling... ♪
Samie and Tom! ♪ Be my baby now... ♪
Loser!
BOTH: Love Island 2023 parents champions! Whoo!
IAIN: Tonight...
..strap yourselves in for the final dates.
♪ I fooled around And fell in love... ♪
I've loved every second of being in here with you.
I can't believe we literally started it on day one together.
It's gonna be forever.
♪ I fooled around And fell in love... ♪
With you, I've found the one, really.
Like, I don't want anyone else.
I'm so lucky. I'm lucky.
♪ Because I fooled around And fell in love... ♪
I do feel like I've met that person that I've been looking for.
You're my future now.
♪ I fooled around And fell in love... ♪
IAIN: The Islanders are waking up,
and overnight, their babies have gone.
Don't be too sad, guys. Have you seen house prices these days?
They'll all be back in 18 years.
♪ Like a child, I was running scared
♪ Wasting time like a millionaire. ♪
Morning. Morning.
No baby cries this morning.
TEXT ALERT Ooh.
Who was it? Was that me?
I've got a text. Ooh.
READS ALOUD:
CHEERING
♪ I could use your love... ♪
That's amazing. Wow.
Oh, my God. That's sick.
♪ I could use your love. ♪
Oh, no way.
You know the final dates are gonna be amazing as well.
Yeah! No way.
TEXT ALERT
Oh, are you going?
♪ Sound the alarm... ♪
Jesus Christ.
♪ We're breaking out Out of the dark... ♪
Well, that just killed the mood.
Bloody hell.
That's not very fun.
That's so horrible.
I know it's gonna be a tough decision that we've all got to make,
but the main thing is
that everyone's gonna enjoy their final dates.
Enjoy your dates, people.
TEXT ALERT
Ooh.
I've got a text.
CHEERING
Yes!
Lana, let's go get you ready.
♪ I think I love you, girl. ♪
Oh, God, this is so exciting.
Let's hold the options up. I like the white one. Yeah, that.
Yeah, that one to try.
Do you want to do your make-up and we'll curl your hair? Should I?
Yeah. This is our first ever date, guys.
That's so cute, isn't it?
This is an incredible opportunity to get out the villa
and, like, enjoy so much. Like, you and Ron have achieved so much.
So, it's either that or that.
Ooh, that looks nice, bro.
Whoo! So gorgeous!
You're going on your first and final date!
This has definitely been a long time coming and I'm just so excited.
How are you gonna be on a date, all romantic with your other half,
and be like, "Yeah, we think this person's the least compatible"?
Honestly, I haven't even thought about it.
It's gonna be amazing regardless.
This is like, for me and Lana, our first and final,
but, like, a really important date. I'm gonna miss you boys.
I'm gonna miss you as well. Are you fuck!
I'm just excited to get away with her, only her,
and just enjoy a special moment.
CHEERING
Thanks, guys! You look nice.
Are you OK?
You look beautiful. Thank you.
ALL: Bye!
Are you excited? I am. Are you?
I'm buzzing.
So cute.
IAIN: The Islanders are really missing
looking after a person who can't stand up
and has no control over their bowels. No problem, guys.
Just come find me at the wrap party.
Last night with the babies was so fun.
Oh, the babies.
The cute little babies. I don't miss the babies.
The party with the babies was actually fun.
I like kids' parties better than adult parties, not gonna lie.
They're better than our parties that we have all the time.
Yeah, that was so fun.
The party was actually really fun.
That was probably one of the best we've had.
That baby disco was jokes. Proper parent party.
Going to, like, the play area and everything like that.
It does take it out of you, though, doesn't it? Yeah.
Especially when you win the challenge.
You didn't win it, Samie did!
We did. I'm looking forward to these final dates.
We've made it, boys, to these final dates.
I am looking forward to the final dates, but there's that twist to it.
I just think, no matter what happens,
everyone's in strong couples, do you know what I mean?
I feel like, even thinking about it now,
I can't even get to grips in my head of trying to whittle down couples.
I know, but it's no disrespect or no tarnish on friendships
or anything like that.
It's just a decision that's got to be made, innit?
But whatever happens...
oh, I love you boys. Yeah, boys.
How on Earth is anyone gonna be able to make a decision? Yeah.
I know. That's gonna be one of the toughest decisions
that we have to make since being in here.
I think, for me, it's gonna be really hard cos we're literally
the last five and you don't get here if you're not compatible. Yeah.
It's gonna be really tough.
I'm interested to see what Tom thinks
because I haven't got an absolute clue.
I know he probably won't either.
Yeah, and like, we've all gotta do it, so...
It's the final week. Crazy.
♪ You are the only one
♪ I'll ever love... ♪
IAIN: I said to the date team, "Guys, we're in Africa,
"a magical continent steeped in music and culture.
"What have you got lined up?"
They said, "We have a tribute band from the hotel."
I said, "You're idiots. Just leave it with me."
THEY SING IN OWN LANGUAGE
♪ I will give you all my love... ♪
THEY SING IN OWN LANGUAGE
♪ I will give you all my love... ♪
♪ I will give you all my love. ♪
Oh, my God. Thank you so much, that was amazing.
That was incredible. That was amazing.
♪ You are the only one
♪ I'll ever love
♪ Yeah, you, if it's not you
♪ It's not anyone
♪ You are the only one I'll ever love. ♪
Little breakfast date for our first and final date.
First and final date. Cheers.
Right, shall we dig in?
Yeah, come on, let's actually have some munch.
Pancakes are one of my favourites for breakfast, you know.
Is it? Yeah. I make good pancakes.
Are you gonna make me loads when we're out? Yeah.
Deal, I owe it to you.
I said on the outside, I'd be more... giving.
Giving? Is that the word you're gonna give it? Giving?
What's the actual word?
Loving, cos there's... Hey, I'm loving. I'm very loving.
♪ You know the rules And so do I... ♪
I've loved every second of being in here with you.
Yeah, I know, me too. Every second.
I can't believe we literally started it on day one together.
Day one, now look at where we are.
Day one... and now we're here.
We're having a breakfast date on a river.
With our toes in water. Like a floating date.
♪ You wouldn't get this From any other guy... ♪
Isn't it mad that we came in here and didn't really know
what to expect, and now I've got a boyfriend
and you've got your first girlfriend.
I've got my first girlfriend. First ever girlfriend.
I knew I needed to make you my girlfriend. Yeah.
And I knew how much of a big deal it was for you
to have, like, a first girlfriend and what it kind of means to you.
If I'm gonna make someone my girlfriend, it's gonna be...
it's gonna be forever, you know.
That's the idea, that's meant to be the thought behind it.
I... Honestly, I didn't expect to come in here and think
I'm actually gonna find a girl who ticks everything for me.
Aw, that's so cute.
Look at me, I'm simpy, I don't like it, it's horrible.
It's not horrible. Nah, I don't mind it.
♪ I just wanna tell you How I'm feeling... ♪
I'm buzzing...
Yeah. ..for you to meet my mum...
Yeah. ..my dad, my brothers.
Do you think they'll like me?
My mum will adore you. Yeah.
I feel like she'll be able to see how nice you are and just...
She'll know that you're good for me.
I think my mum's gonna love you.
I think, you know what, my mum is like the most important person to me
in my whole life.
Talking about my mum makes me emotional.
Oh, don't cry. I know.
No, I'm just excited. It won't be long till we'll be meeting them.
Oh, don't cry.
Why am I crying?
Our final date and I've made her cry!
Don't. Thank God for this napkin.
Come here, give us your hand.
You'll be all right.
I think outside's gonna be fine.
You know what, it's just like...
It's like overwhelming joy.
Like, just so much to experience and so much excitement.
What do you think the first thing we're gonna do when we're out is?
I want it to just be us two in as many places as possible. Yeah.
Trips, dates, holidays.
I'm just buzzing that we've had this journey together
and we're here now, and I've loved every second.
I've loved every second.
It's the best thing I've ever done in my life. Me, too.
And the best thing to probably be in my life now.
Aw! That's so cute. Give us a kiss.
♪ Never gonna give you up
♪ Let you down
♪ Or run around, desert you. ♪
IAIN: Ron and Lana have had a wonderful date.
Now they face two massive questions -
"Which couple should we nominate as least compatible?"
And, "Where are those wellies they promised us?"
Right, let's get down to it. We need to have a think
and decide what couple we think is least compatible.
How do you want to do it? Go through each?
Yeah, I think we're gonna have to. Who are we starting with?
I think Kai and Sanam. It's easy to say,
well, they're the newest couple and they haven't had the tests,
but from what we've seen... They're so good.
..what we've seen, they're so good.
With Tom and Samie... Mm.
..obviously, he messed up in Casa. Yeah.
But they worked through that
and they have come out amazing. Mm-hm.
Jessie and Will?
That's a 24-hour flight. It's a 24-hour flight.
They do love each other, and you can see that.
Like Shaq and Tanya. Mm-hm.
They've been through some mad stuff in here,
with T and Martin and Casa. That was a huge blow for Shaq.
Can't argue that they're not compatible. They are.
Mm. Do you know what I mean?
It's tough, innit? Mm.
♪ Waiting for the breaks
♪ I'm stuck in the middle Of the waves... ♪
Come to our decision? Mm.
♪ Waiting for the breaks
♪ I'm stuck in the middle Of the waves
♪ I'm lost in the current Need a break
♪ I'm stuck in the middle... ♪
Done.
♪ Waiting for the break
♪ Waiting for the brea-ea-eak. ♪
Oh, wow. Look. Aw!
♪ There's a calm surrender
♪ To the rush of day... ♪
Get up. We're having a little dance.
♪ When the heat of the rolling wind
♪ Can be turned away
♪ Can you feel the love tonight?
♪ It's where we are
♪ It's enough To make kings and vagabonds
♪ Believe the very best... ♪
They actually sound amazing. They do, don't they? Mm.
♪ It's enough To make kings and vagabonds... ♪
Best date ever.
♪ Believe the very best. ♪
IAIN: If the answer is standing in a piranha-infested river in Africa
next to a magical floating trestle table
with stale Danish pastries on it, then, Shaq, what is the question?
What do you think they're doing?
It was something like ♪harmony,
or "in tune", or something like that.
Yeah. I think they're gonna have music somewhere.
Mm. Chatting.
Just enjoying each other's company, you know. Just good vibes.
IAIN: Ron and Lana are back from their date,
and she had a great time.
Lana just loves a good trip.
Ooh! Ooh. That's it. That was smooth.
HE LAUGHS
SCREAMING
We're back. Yeah, we're back.
Are you OK? You look good. Thanks.
Best date in your life? Yeah.
Shall we all have a little chinwag?
Go mini pit. Mini fire pit.
I'm so excited! I've been trying to guess this whole time.
I'm like, "What are they doing? Are they being serenaded?
"Are they dancing?"
Give us the deets.
It was amazing!
SQUEALING
Was it? OK, OK, OK.
It was so nice. So, there was, like, a South African choir...
THEY GASP ..singing and dancing.
And I'm not joking, it was breath-taking.
And then we had to take our shoes off and walk into the river,
and it was, like, a floating table and chairs in the river.
Oh, my God!
Best date I've ever had in my whole life.
But nothing will ever come close to it in your whole lives.
Wow. That's amazing, bro.
That's sick, bro. I'm so happy for you, mate.
It was a sick date. Yeah!
We were just eating and that,
and then the choir came behind us on, like, the mountain bit.
Oh, my God. And they sang...
What's the Elton John from Lion King song?
HE HUMS THE MELODY
Erm...
♪ Can you feel the love tonight? ♪ Oh, that's a sick one.
It was so nice. Stand up, Will.
So, I'd basically be like this, yeah?
She'd have her hands around me like this, and I'd be like...
♪ Can you feel the love tonight? ♪
Aw!
THEY LAUGH Stop looking!
All of a sudden, I'd be like this. I'd be like...
It was just gorgeous.
It was, like, genuinely the best date I've ever, ever had.
TEXT ALERT
I've got a text!
GASPING
CHEERING
Oh, my God!
Fuck. This is gonna be sick.
Come on, let's get you kitted out.
You're up, Tom.
So, you could have a little harp player, roses around you.
I've never been on a date like that in my life.
Wow! Oh, my God.
Stop.
Just have a shower. Yeah.
ALL: Oh!
It's like my wedding day!
Oh, my God.
And the bum looks good.
You look good, man. You think? Yeah, you look fresh.
It's stunning. Very elegant.
Stand at the door, stand at the door.
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Oh, my God, I am so excited!
I feel like it's gonna be so special.
CHEERING
Oh, wow, you look gorgeous.
Oh, thanks, guys. This is so cute! Sam, you look stunning.
Thank you.
Oh, you've got a little heart... Yeah.
Mwah.
CHEERING
Bye, guys.
Oh, my God. You look unbelievable.
I knew you would. Thank you. What a beautiful couple.
You look lovely, too.
Do I look nice? Yeah, this is well nice.
IAIN: I know what you're thinking.
Is this Samie and Tom's final date, or have I accidentally
turned over to a drug deal scene from a Jason Statham action movie?
♪ The night we met I knew I needed you so
♪ And if I had the chance
♪ I'd never let you go
♪ So won't you say you love me?
♪ I'll make you so proud of me
♪ We'll make 'em turn their heads
♪ Every place we go
♪ Oh, won't you, please
♪ Be my little baby? ♪
Wow. Wow.
BOTH: Oh, my God.
This is ridiculous.
Look at this.
Oh, my God. This ain't real. Wow.
This is mental. Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Feels like a dream, this, don't it? This is blowing my mind.
HARP STOPS
That was amazing. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, that was amazing. That was unreal.
You look, honestly, like... SHE CHUCKLES
..insane. I know I tell you that all the time, but you look unreal.
I'm made for the interior. SHE CHUCKLES
You look lovely, and all. Do you want some?
Go on.
POPS Ooh!
How do you always do that? SHE CHUCKLES
How do you manage that every time?
There you go. Thank you.
Cheers... Cheers.
..to this amazing place.
Erm...
Yeah, there's not a girl I'd rather be with here,
honestly, there's not a girl I'd rather be with, so cheers.
Cheers.
Did you think we would be sat here, like, after the first day,
when I walked in?
Erm...
When you first walked in, like, I was like, "Wow."
And yeah, it was just tunnel vision for you from the get-go.
I know we had, like, bumps and stuff along the way. Yeah.
And yeah, look, I messed up, but I knew I was gonna turn around.
And when you gave me that second chance, honestly, I was buzzing.
I was so buzzing. Casa was just rubbish for me.
And that's when I... Like, I knew, before Casa,
but that's when I really, really knew. Mm.
And I remember I was so happy when I came back
and you were standing on your own. And you wrote me a poem.
Wrote you a little poem. Never wrote a poem in my life.
It were a good little poem, that. It was a great poem.
It was great poem. That is the most romantic
and sentimental thing that anyone has ever done for me.
We've had a bit of a mad journey. Mm.
Would I change it? No. No.
Just because I feel like it's made us so strong,
and it's made me realise,
like, I haven't liked a girl like this for a long time.
Like, you know how big family is for me, and I think the same to you.
For me, to have a girl to get on with my sister
is something that I'd dream of.
And I can just picture you sat with my sister,
I just know you will get on so well. I can't wait to meet her.
I can't wait to meet your whole family. Yeah.
I feel like my mum will start crying!
THEY LAUGH My mum cries at everything.
We're in it together now. Mm, we've got each other.
Yeah, we've got each other. There'll be tough times,
but you know you can trust me with anything.
It's so exciting. I feel like we've got so much to look forward to.
So much. Like, the little things.
But, obviously, you live Barnsley, I live London.
But it doesn't bother me, it's like, it makes it more exciting.
Probably a bit anxious for the outside.
I just feel like it's probably the feeling of, like, unknown.
Yeah, same.
But there's no-one I'd rather walk out that door with.
That's the thing, like, we're doing it together.
I feel like... It's weird, I do feel like
I've met that person that I've been like looking for.
I feel like...
the feelings I've got for you feels...
Yeah, it just feels so natural and nice.
It's not easy for me to say, like...
I'll just be straight up, I can't lie, I am...
genuinely, like, I am falling in love with you.
Like, I'll be straight up, I am falling in love with you.
♪ Just to be with you... ♪
Like, every day, my feelings are just going
stronger and stronger and stronger for you. Like, it's weird. Yeah.
It's very weird to say as well. It's nice to hear.
But I do feel like I am falling, if not fallen, for you.
Yeah. Right now, I do feel like that.
Yeah, I'm falling in love with you, and it's scary to say,
but there's literally not a girl that I'd rather be with.
You've left me a little bit speechless now.
Yeah? Well done.
HE CHUCKLES
Shall we have a little cheers? Cheers.
Cheers to the best date of my life... Ever. Of your life?
..with the most unreal girl I think I've ever seen, honestly.
Cheers.
♪ I'd climb every mountain
♪ And fix what I've broken
♪ Oh, cos I need you to see
♪ That you are the reason. ♪
IAIN: Lovely date, that. The harp was amazing.
Someone offered me harp lessons one time,
but there were too many strings attached.
And after their date, Lana and Ron are making plans.
Are you gonna give me your number, or am I gonna give you mine?
I'll get your number. OK, good. Yeah?
I'm looking forward to all of it. Yeah, me too.
Guess we tackle outside now. Mm-hm.
Get through whatever's next.
Because we did have to actually make a shit decision, didn't we?
Yeah. That was so shit.
Just think, everyone's got to do it, though.
Samie and Tom on their date now.
It's horrible. That's just how it goes, innit?
Yeah.
We've got to make a decision.
HE SIGHS Yeah.
Obviously, we have Shaq and Tanya. Yeah.
Do you know what, with Shaq and Tanya,
I feel like they've been really misunderstood.
Yeah. If I'm honest.
Like, them being in the bottom so many times.
It's obvious that they're in love. But then it's like,
is there something that the public are seeing that we're not?
Why are they in the bottom all the time?
Every single time. And Casa was a while ago.
Ron and Lana, they've had their own journey in here,
they've had their ups and downs. Yeah. Maybe more downs.
And, yeah, obviously, Kai and Sanam as well,
like, I know we're not probably as close with them
that we are other people, like Will and Jessie, for example,
but I can genuinely see in Kai's face,
when he speaks about Sanam, he really likes that girl.
It's hard.
♪ Can't get over, can't get over
♪ How we used to touch... ♪
Because I've been with Will and I've seen the emotion,
even in Casa, that he's gone through,
I know how much he loves that girl.
Obviously, they live at the other side of the world,
but obviously, Jessie said she's gonna move to...
over to the UK for Will and stuff.
And I feel like I trust your decision, you trust mine.
I do think it's very close between the two couples.
Yeah. I feel like, based on compatibility in couples,
though, we've made our decision. Made our decision.
Shall we do it? Yeah.
♪ That you're gone That you're fine and I'm not
♪ Oh, it's hard that you're gone
♪ That you're fine and I'm not. ♪
It's horrible, innit? Yeah, it's not nice at all.
IAIN: Tom and Samie's date was lovely,
although I'll be honest, the musician didn't half harp on,
and now they're back home.
SAMIE GIGGLES
I wonder when the happy couple will be back. I know!
I know she's gonna come back like this...
She's gonna be buzzing. Beaming!
I can't wait to see Tom's face come back.
His face is gonna glow up. Yeah.
I feel like it was a dream.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it does.
Honey, I'm home!
CHEERING Mwah!
GIRLS SQUEAL
Welcome back! Hello, my love!
CHEERING
SINGING
I missed you, boys. How was it, Tom?
Come on. Boys, you wouldn't believe it.
THEY LAUGH
It was mental. Stop!
So, we...
I don't know where to begin. LANA: Oh, my God.
We drove a red classic Ferrari. From the beginning.
A Ferrari?!
Was it a red Ferrari? Yeah, red Ferrari.
With her red dress. Come on!
It was fucking sick. Yes, you must have been loving it!
One hand on the whip, one hand on my chick.
THEY LAUGH
And he's driving like this... THEY SQUEAL
What?! There was a lake,
and in the middle of the lake was, like, this little house.
And then inside, there was rose petals everywhere.
It was the best day ever... Yeah.
..like, so far of my life.
That has just topped everything. Oh, my gosh!
Honestly, bro, it was unreal.
No way! Yeah.
Probably one of the best days of my life, that.
TEXT ALERT, TANYA SQUEALS
Oh!
I've got a text! THEY WHOOP
TANYA SCREAMS
I got a text! GIRLS: Whoo!
It says:
CHEERING
Let's get ready!
Oh, my God, I have butterflies.
You're gonna have the best time.
Are you gonna ask her? I don't know, man.
I think you're gonna walk through those doors,
and I think you're gonna be a taken man.
Do you think? Yeah. I don't know, bro.
I don't think a date of this magnitude,
I think there's not a chance that you'll look at it and go,
"This ain't the right scene."
WOLF WHISTLES Let's have a look.
Yes. Yeah! Yes!
Yes to the dress! Oh, my God! Whoo!
What are you thinking? Trying to decide on a shirt.
That shirt looks nice.
You know, like, Tanya's gonna look sick.
SING-SONG: Tanya!
Shaq's ready!
CHEERING
Thank you, thank you.
GIRLS: Aww!
You two look so good. Yeah, you guys look amazing.
This dress is mad.
Thank you. Do you like it? I love it.
Go enjoy your date. Thank you!
ALL: Bye!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Oh, my God, they look so good! She's twinkling!
She is actually twinkling. So cute!
Babe, we look good.
I was looking at you. Stop!
IAIN: It's Shaq and Tanya's final date
and we've got classical music.
One of the ladies asked me to choose what implement
she should play her violin with.
I was the bow selector!
Come on, it's episode 53.
PLAYING: 'All Of Me' by John Legend
This is like my dream wedding vibes.
Got the pink roses as well.
SHE SQUEALS And the gold.
MUSIC STOPS
Ah! Thank you so much. Oh, my gosh.
Thank you so much, that was amazing.
TANYA CHEERS
I loved it, thank you. So good.
Come and take a seat, my darling.
Aren't you nice?
Thank you.
You good? Yeah. Thank you, babe.
Oh, my God.
A drink, my dear? Yes, please.
CORK POPS Yay!
See?
I think we have to cheers to our first and final date.
First and final fairy tale. This actually looks amazing.
Amazing. And you look amazing.
And you look dapper.
Cheers to that, babe.
What a mad old journey that we've been on, innit?
I know, babe.
Like... Since day one. Literally.
It's actually crazy that the moment I saw you...
THEY GIGGLE
You're gonna make me cry, stop.
Honestly, the moment I saw you, it was... "That girl is amazing."
Like, all the ups, all the downs.
We've had a lot of ups and downs, you know.
I feel like the more we've gone through,
the better it's made us, to be honest. Mmm.
I feel like every time we were arguing...
you were still in my head, rent-free. Yeah.
And then going through Casa Amor and me coming back,
and even when I had someone else, it still was you.
It may have taken a little bit of time
and we have gone through some tests.
And I picked the heart back up and I was on the stage
and I was telling everyone how much I love you.
That was a huge deal for me. That was really scary, you know.
After that, as well, you was just showing me
through your actions how much you love me.
If all this stuff happened at the beginning... Yeah.
..we would have cracked, we would have argued,
we would have broke.
But I feel like we're so over that.
We're so strong now. We're so strong. 100%.
And we can say it with our chests. SHAQ LAUGHS
I wouldn't change anything that's happened with us.
Yeah, I feel like we've gone through the worst, honestly. Yeah.
And I feel like that's prepared me and you for outside.
I've found someone who truly, truly cares for me
and has my best interests at heart.
What a man. HE CHUCKLES
With you, I've found the one, really, I don't want anyone else.
I'm so lucky. I'm lucky.
♪ At least I'm holding on to you. ♪
♪ This magic moment... ♪
Mmm. How's that?
That's good. Is it?
You can have my half.
I will actually eat the whole thing, you know I'll eat... Go on.
Big mouth.
That is good.
I feel like I'm so excited for you to meet my family. Yeah?
Yeah. I think my mum's really gonna like you, you know.
Miss Polite's gonna like me?
I just feel like she's gonna love you.
I feel like my mum loves kind people with good vibes
and I feel like you are as kind as they get. Yeah.
But I can't wait to mix our lives together, like, our friends.
I feel like my friends are gonna love you. Yeah?
I'm nervous to meet your sisters.
Listen, you know how highly I think of my sisters. Yeah.
We are so tight and they mean a lot to me.
Obviously, my parents... I know my parents are gonna love you.
They're gonna be like, "Oh, she lives in Liverpool,
"you're in London."
Would you ever move away from them? What, from London? Yeah.
Do you know what, I've never lived anywhere else apart from London.
Really? Apart from London, never in my life.
See, I've lived in Manchester before, by myself.
Speaking of Manchester... Ah! Would you move to Manchester?
The chances of me moving to Manchester is quite good,
to be honest. Oh, my God, if you're close to me,
I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose my mind.
This place, being here with you,
this whole journey that we've been on together... Yeah.
..it's something I could never have imagined, meeting someone like you.
Same. And I think, for me...
..the way I feel about you...
Yeah?
..I think it's only right that
I want to make you my girlfriend.
SHE SQUEALS Stop! What?! Stop.
THEY CHUCKLE No! What?
Are you sure? I've never been more sure.
Are you sure, babe? Will you be my girlfriend?
Erm... HE CHUCKLES
Yes. Oh, my God.
I can't lie, I need to come here.
Stop, babe!
MUFFLED LAUGHTER
MUFFLED: Aw!
IAIN: Back at the villa, Samie's got big news for the girls.
Is it about how that musician on your date
hit me with her instrument? It's true. I suffered a harp attack!
He said that he's falling in love with me.
THEY GASP
Samie! Yeah, I know.
You can see that he's falling in love with you. He just adores you.
Yeah. Oh, my God, I was looking at him drive the car as well,
and I was like, "That's him. Yeah, he's mine!"
In a Ferrari!
I cannot believe that.
It's one of the best days of my life. Yeah.
For me to open up to a girl, like, I just thought,
"Fuck it, I'm gonna tell her how I feel." What did you say?
Yeah, go on. What did you say? You're struggling now.
Yeah. What did you say? Even, it's hard for me to say now,
but I said that "I am falling in love with you".
That's sick. For me to say love even in the sentence...
HE PUFFS What did Samie say?
She just said the exact same. Yeah, she did!
Very happy for you, mate, honestly.
It's weird to have this feeling again, I haven't had it in years.
Oh, it's just, like, surreal. Cheers to Samie and Tom.
ALL: Cheers to Samie and Tom!
IAIN: Shaq and Tanya have got a big decision to make,
so the classical string trio have nipped off to the pub
to get Brahms and Liszt.
I feel like we've had the best date ever, but, yeah...
No, we gotta make a tough decision.
Everyone seems compatible.
Will and Jessie. I feel like people underestimate Will and Jessie a lot.
Yeah. Like, did she have true intentions?
But I feel like she does.
Or, like, we don't see the conversations
that she has with Will,
but I think the conversations they do have are real.
Plus, they've been through things. Tom and Samie.
The way Tom talk and looks at Samie, the guy's falling for her.
He's falling. Big time. He's falling.
He's falling, and someone needs to help him come up.
And Samie, the way she talks about Tom...
And she's forgiven him for things where she could've walked away.
Kai and Sanam? SHE SIGHS
See, I saw Kai and Sanam from the start at Casa.
Kai was drawn to her straight away. They spent a lot of time together,
and I don't think you can spend that much time with someone
if you don't...
If you can't talk, you don't bond, you don't have that connection.
Yeah, but I've also seen Kai with Olivia. Yeah.
I've also seen Kai with Tanyel. Yeah.
But I do know that there is something there with Sanam.
Ron and Lana? I think Ron and Lana...
She always knew what she wanted,
but he treated her as an option for ages.
But at the same time, they've grown.
The spark is there, but is that gonna fizzle out on the outside?
How long is it gonna last?
Yeah, I feel like when they have more options outside,
you'll see their true colours.
Do you think that they're actually that compatible, though? Yeah.
I think we've just gotta make the decision about it.
Make it quick. Yeah.
OK. Give me my phone. SHE CHUCKLES
OK. Do we agree, yeah? Yeah, we know what we're doing.
PHONE BEEPS
It's gone. We had to pick someone.
I know it was a tough decision to make,
but we have to remember, at the end of the day, I do have a girlfriend.
SHE SQUEALS, THEY CHUCKLE
Sorry, I didn't hear you. What was that?
I have a girlfriend now.
SHE SQUEALS I'm so happy.
I think we've got to do a little cheers. Yeah.
To our new relationship... SHE SQUEALS
..the future being bright... Yeah.
..and to falling in love. Always.
Cheers. Cheers.
Come here, you.
Come here.
SHE SQUEALS It's the vibes for me.
I've got a boyfriend!
SHE GIGGLES
I love it!
IAIN: Back at the villa, Sanam reckons Shaq and Tanya
spent their entire night staring at a photo
of writer, comedian and voiceover artiste Iain Stirling.
I think they would have had a really cute date, stargazing,
and being near, like, candles or something.
Their first date. Yeah.
Ah, babe! Oh, my God.
That was the best date I've ever been on my life.
I think that was the best day for me, ever.
I can't wait to tell the girls.
I'm just gonna hear bare screaming, aren't I?
I'm just gonna hear screaming.
They're gonna be like, "Argh! Oh, my God!"
Hello! What's going on?
CHEERING
I'm back! Whoo!
What's going on, guys?
How are you, honey? Good.
WILL: Yes, bro. You OK? I'm good, bro.
What are you saying, bro?
How was it? Bro, unreal.
Hey! What you saying? Yes!
What you saying? Good? Good, bro.
We're gonna go fire pit, yeah, boys?
Bam! You all right, mate? Yeah, I'm good.
Oh, man.
How was it? Bro, mad. Sick, bro, honestly.
Did you get to drive a 'Rari?
HE LAUGHS Nah!
It was, like, where you'd want to get married.
That was the place.
Pink roses, and there was people playing the violin.
THEY SCREAM
So, first things first...
I have a girlfriend, bro. THEY CHEER
Get in, bro. Get in there. Join the club, join the club.
Wifed her up. Yeah, man.
Oh, bro, so we walked in, and then there was, like,
people playing violins, cello, literally like a fairy tale, bro.
Honestly, I feel like I had my wedding.
And I'm someone's girlfriend.
SCREAMING
You've got a boyfriend!
I've got a boyfriend!
CHEERING
LAUGHTER
Bro, I was getting emotional, you know.
That's, like, the first time I've ever been properly been nervous
about a date with a girl.
And I don't get nervous, but I get a bit ooh-ey!
Honestly, that girl is... She's something special, man.
Like, honestly, I couldn't be more in love with her,
and just being on that date, I couldn't top that, man.
This is the best day of my life.
Aw! Like, ever.
I'm so in love.
Aw! Aw!
ALL: Oh, boyfriend!
I'm here! CHEERING
I literally just had my wedding.
Like, a miniature version of my wedding.
I'm on cloud 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14...
I'm on all the clouds. No-one can bring me down.
IAIN: What a day it's been.
Tom got feels, Shaq got a girlfriend,
and Ron got trench foot from standing in that river.
Isn't it magical?
OK, time for bed, everyone.
♪ Fixed on you, you, you... ♪
Aw!
Hey! A-ha!
Hey, I'm so happy for you. Thank you, darling.
This is perfect, bro. Argh!
The way he gets so nervous makes me just love him even more.
Good night, boyfriend and girlfriend.
First night as boyfriend and girlfriend!
Hello, are you talking to us? Oh, me?
Oh, yes, yes. Yes, that is we.
♪ Honey, honey, honey, honey
♪ Feeling like we only just begun
♪ You, you, you
♪ Fixed on you
♪ Fixed on you, you, you
♪ Fixed on you
♪ Fixed on you. ♪
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