1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:04,880 IAIN STIRLING: This series brought broken hearts... 2 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,040 Look me dead in my eye. Do you love me? 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,640 ..a gazillion dumpings... 4 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:09,840 Anna-May. 5 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:13,320 ..and drama. 6 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,640 I knew you was looking nervous for a reason. 7 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:18,200 I told you exactly what I said. OK. 8 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:24,080 But tonight, it's time to go OUT out with a bang. 9 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,440 # Just watch me dance... # 10 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,720 In this series, we've seen hearts racing and hearts breaking. 11 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,440 I just can't even do it any more. 12 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,560 They all got on job... 13 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:38,000 Oh. What? 14 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,080 ..tickled our fancy... LAUGHTER 15 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:42,840 ..and brought the drama. 16 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,560 I shit my pants. 17 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,840 This series has been a right scream... 18 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,760 SCREAMING ..with budding bromances... 19 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,400 All you guys do is look down on me! 20 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,280 ..boisterous babies... LAUGHTER 21 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,440 ..and totally bonkers chat. 22 00:00:58,480 --> 00:00:59,880 Shut up! Shut up! 23 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:02,160 So, see the other side of your Islanders. 24 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,480 Ah! 25 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,800 That is not you wiping your bogey on me. 26 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,520 Grab a drink and join us for a toast. 27 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:10,200 Boys, it's been a pleasure. 28 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:13,200 Who really needs to go OUT out 29 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,880 when you can party with your besties at home? 30 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,320 Buzzing for it. I'm not gonna lie. 31 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,360 So get ready for a one-hour LOL-athon 32 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:25,120 as I guarantee you'll laugh out loud for the final time. 33 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,160 Oh! 34 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:30,280 This is Unseen Bits! 35 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,960 # Just watch me. # I love it! 36 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:49,040 # Nothing really matters but you 37 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,680 # Nothing really matters But you... # 38 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,000 Welcome to the final episode 39 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,280 of Love Island: Unseen Bits this series. 40 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,680 This is the fun-packed sister show brimming with unseen exclusives 41 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,800 from the final week in the villa. 42 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,560 So for the last time, we're saying... BOTH: Hello! 43 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:12,640 ..as we dive right in... SHRIEKING AND LAUGHTER 44 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:17,840 ..and drop lyrical sneeze bombs. WILL SNEEZES TWICE 45 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,240 # MC Will Sneeze... # LAUGHTER 46 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,720 WILL SNEEZES AGAIN 47 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:26,520 # Oh, that's three That's a hat-trick. # 48 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,840 Get ready for an Unseen Bits finale full of surprises... 49 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,440 SHE SCREAMS 50 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,400 ..which will break the rules... 51 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:37,440 Where are you going? You! Where do you think you're going? 52 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,560 Run away! Where do you think you're going? 53 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,080 ..as we do the final countdown. 54 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:46,880 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 11, 12... 55 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:52,000 So who wants it? I'll take it! I'll take it! 56 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,760 This could get emotional. 57 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,320 Are you in love with me? I am a little bit. 58 00:02:56,360 --> 00:03:00,520 Just a little bit? A small bit? Let's make that little bit bigger. 59 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,920 # Nothing really matters But you... # 60 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:09,600 This is Love Island: Unseen Bits. 61 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,680 After two months in the villa, 62 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,840 our Islanders are enjoying some quiet reflection. 63 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,040 Not me, I haven't shaved since they went in, 64 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:21,800 which means my reflection looks like a scruffy hipster. 65 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:25,000 I fully can't believe we've been here from the start to now. 66 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,720 That is mad. Day one. 67 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,400 Did you think that... I remember his... 68 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:31,280 Do you know, his face is stuck in my head from when we walked in? 69 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,320 I just don't know why. He was grinning. 70 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:38,560 He was literally like this. Like... 71 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,320 Guy was gassed to be on Love Island! 72 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,960 That's so funny. 73 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,240 Honestly, and I don't blame you, because I was gassed as well. 74 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,880 You looked so nervous when you first came in. Did I? 75 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:53,160 Yeah. I did, in my head I was like, "You don't know these people." 76 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,320 So that's why I was standing up tall. 77 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,160 Every minute, I'd be like... SHE EXHALES 78 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:01,040 I'm scared, right, to see my parents after being on here, 79 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,200 cos I don't want them to be like... 80 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,600 "You've been a little shit." "Kai..." 81 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,280 Cos I've never even swore in front of my parents. 82 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:14,760 Really? And you're here like, "Totally leave me alone! 83 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:19,400 "I've not blown up, bro! Move!" 84 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:26,480 That is literally me. You are so good at impressions. 85 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,680 Do Ron, cos I think Ron might be hard one. 86 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:33,240 Like... He's literally like... 87 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:36,800 "Lana's it, like... Do you know what I mean? 88 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,880 "I say a lot, but I got this. 89 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,360 "You know what? Let me tell you something." 90 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,400 It's the movement. 91 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:46,960 "It's not even that deep. Who cares? Who's bothered?" 92 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,120 It's honestly the movement. Yeah, and his mouth is like... 93 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,640 "I'm a geezer." 94 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,760 Luke Kempner, if you're watching, Tanya is coming for your job. 95 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,240 As it's the final week, 96 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,600 I thought I'd take myself over to the beach hut 97 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:07,520 and chat to the Islanders myself. Hey, Casey. 98 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,920 Has someone come in? 99 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,520 No, of course not. No-one else is in the beach hut. 100 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,760 It is too small for that. 101 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,800 Look to the left. See? No-one's there. 102 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,760 Oh! Lad. 103 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:28,680 Here's the Three Musketeers' best unseen bits. Roll VT. 104 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:32,480 MUSIC: 'It Must Be Love' by Madness 105 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,880 THEY LAUGH 106 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,920 # I never thought I'd miss you 107 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,280 # Half as much as I do... # 108 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,760 Tom and Will, everyone knows my boys in here. 109 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,440 We are literally like brothers. 110 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,960 BOYS CHANT, SHE SCREAMS 111 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,280 # And I never thought I'd feel this way 112 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:52,800 # The way I feel about you... # 113 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:55,440 Me, him and Tom have been the Three Musketeers. 114 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,880 Proper tight. Loving each other. 115 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:01,400 # Soon as I wake up... # 116 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,120 Girls rule, boys drool. 117 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,920 GRUNTING 118 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:09,280 Little did I know, when I was at the terrace and I thought... 119 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:11,040 I saw this guy playing with his hair, 120 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,560 sat with all the girls, with him and Jordan, 121 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,200 I didn't think I'd click with him like I have. No way. 122 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:19,680 A badger family carried us down into this underground. 123 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,200 You don't know about the mountain grabbers? 124 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,240 I swear down I saw an alien. 125 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,680 Someone Scouse-moused me. Yes. 126 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,760 FARTS That was you! 127 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,480 What? 128 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,200 LAUGHTER 129 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,840 # On the beanbags We are the chill boys 130 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:39,040 # Chilling out over here Is what we do. # 131 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,440 TOM SNIGGERS 132 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,640 HE ROARS 133 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,400 # It must be love Love, love. # 134 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:47,520 I feel like I've met a brother for life. 135 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:53,080 Boys, it's been a pleasure. Cheers. 136 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,160 Unseen Bits viewers 137 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,760 sent the internet into complete overdrive last week, 138 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,040 over Ron and Lana's relationship. 139 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:18,080 For the last two days, this one's been really swollen at the top. 140 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:22,000 Left for love, right for spite. Sorry... What? 141 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,360 So, this one... Left... Is this your left side? 142 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,280 Yeah. Left for love, right for spite. 143 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,360 That means that people have been talking about you. 144 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:33,360 Well, they have. Oh, it's been burning! 145 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,080 The last two days, it's been so swollen! 146 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:41,800 It's true. It's true. I need some more of this one. 147 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,640 And in every corner of the internet, 148 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,120 people had something to say on the subject. 149 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,520 I've never heard that, ever, in my life. Really? It's true. 150 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,520 I'm not sure it is, scientifically, but... 151 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,920 Well, I like to keep Unseen Bits viewers happy, 152 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:17,640 so here's more never-seen "Rana" clips. 153 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,520 Me and you are now one. We're now one, are we? 154 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,120 Mm-hm. Is that how you're gonna see it? 155 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,920 Yep. All right. 156 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,720 Everything I do, you have to do. No. 157 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:33,560 Everything I say, you have to obey. SHE LAUGHS 158 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,960 Obey or agree with. Yeah. Comes with special privileges. 159 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,640 What are those? Dunno. 160 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:42,840 Special privileges are... being around me. 161 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:46,560 That's a special privilege. And you being around me. 162 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:49,440 We've actually got a relationship now. Well, it's an official... 163 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:52,200 We had a relationship before, and now we've got, like, 164 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:57,040 a romantic relationship. Mm. I like it. 165 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,440 Once they were official, 166 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,400 it wasn't long before they were arguing about exes. 167 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:08,080 At the end of your texts, do you put anything? 168 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,080 What, like a kiss? Yeah. 169 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,880 It'd probably just be one. OK, that's fine. 170 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:16,440 I'd do a morning and a night one, but I can't be arsed in the day. 171 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,440 What do you mean "a morning and a night one"? 172 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:21,800 Like, if you say "morning", I'd probably send you a heart. Aww. 173 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:26,360 But not in the day. What? Yeah... 174 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,960 Cos I know some people that put, like, ten kisses. I'm like, "No." 175 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,680 Oh, God, no. Who's got time for that? Yeah... 176 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,360 If I like ya, I'll put one. 177 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,360 And then if I'm saying something soppy, 178 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,080 then I'll put, like, two. 179 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:42,120 OK, cool. Just making sure we're on the same page. 180 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:45,640 Personally, I always sign off texts with a series of aubergine emojis. 181 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:48,240 It's a bad habit, but I can't help it! 182 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:58,480 The Islanders are often referred to as "the bold and the beautiful", 183 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,760 and this year, the villa has become the set of a new soap opera 184 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,160 narrated by OG Villa Wife, Irene. 185 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,000 Take it away, Irene. 186 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,560 IN NASAL AMERICAN VOICE: There's heartache... 187 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,000 IN AMERICAN ACCENT: All you guys do is look down on me! 188 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,840 ..drama... 189 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:17,320 IN AMERICAN ACCENT: Don't fucking talk about me! 190 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,200 ..gossip... 191 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,600 IN AMERICAN ACCENT: You come in here, yapping like a little dog. 192 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,480 ..and lies. 193 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,200 IN AMERICAN ACCENT: I think you're trying to throw me under the bus! 194 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,080 I've had enough of this! 195 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,120 Francis is cheating on you! 196 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,440 And she has done for the last two years! 197 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:43,680 SOBS: She's... She's doing what?! I don't believe you! You're a liar! 198 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,600 Francis... You don't mean that. 199 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,160 Francis has. No. Francis has. 200 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,080 Well... And d'you know what? 201 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,760 ..the truth hurts. 202 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:54,160 Francis has been cheating on you by teeny tiny Casey. 203 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,400 Check the love bites, dude! 204 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,920 I honestly... I just can't even do it any more. 205 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,680 IAIN, AS OG IRENE: With Cassandra's affair exposed, 206 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:06,800 would this vixen reveal the secrets of the other villa wives 207 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,800 to save her own tattered reputation? 208 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:10,840 Why, sure she would. 209 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,880 Tell them, they need to know! 210 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,920 You're actually embarrassing. You're just making up stories. 211 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,800 They need to know what happened on December 13th at 7pm! 212 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,120 TITTERING 213 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,400 No. Tell them. You wouldn't. 214 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,800 Tell them. You wouldn't, dude. 215 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,920 Trust me, I would, and I'm going there. 216 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,680 CLICKS FINGERS 217 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:35,080 Next time, on Villa Wives: 218 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:39,080 Will Thomasina's secrets be revealed? 219 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,000 Tommy, what's he talking about? 220 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,840 Could it be a lovechild? 221 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:46,160 Ew, shut your mouth. You're done. 222 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,640 And a family at war. 223 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,840 I don't love the family any more. Where are your manners? 224 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:03,960 Here's a clip of Lana and Samie powdering their nose 225 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,520 in the dressing room. 226 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:09,600 But what happens next?! 227 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:12,840 What do you think? Let's find out later. 228 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:17,840 # I'm gonna let that rain fall Over my head 229 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:21,840 # Cos everything is better With my friends... # 230 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,760 IAIN: This is Unseen Bits. 231 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,320 Oh, my God! Oh, my days! 232 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,880 We are like the after party to the main show's big events... 233 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,880 THEY BABBLE CHILDISHLY 234 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,000 ..that moves to its own rhythm, with no bum notes... 235 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:39,760 Look, I sat on a wet thing. ..just a host of new sounds... 236 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,160 KAI SNARLS 237 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:44,040 ..to keep you all smiling. 238 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,000 Why does that look so fake? 239 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:50,000 What does? That smile. It was a bit, like... 240 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:53,000 Are you actually, like, a clone or something? Are you a robot? 241 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:56,080 I think he's a hologram. Are you, like, man made? 242 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,880 Have you had Botox? LAUGHTER 243 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,680 What?! 244 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:04,280 Where? On my forehead? Yeah. 245 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,760 # Cos everything is better With my friends. # 246 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,720 IAIN: Earlier, we saw Lana and Samie getting ready 247 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,200 in the girl's dressing room. 248 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,320 Well, here's what happened next... 249 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,560 HAIRSPRAY HISSES 250 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,840 What the fuck? No. That just sprayed. 251 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,760 On its own. 252 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,240 LANA LAUGHS Roll the tapes. 253 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,800 Roll the tapes. We have a Love Island ghost. 254 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,760 LANA LAUGHS 255 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,080 HALLOWEEN THEME MUSIC PLAYS 256 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,160 IN GRAVELLY VOICE: Be afraid. Be very afraid... 257 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,960 DEEP CACKLE 258 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:46,400 ..of the phantom hairspray! WOMAN SCREAMS 259 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,400 In the next unseen clip, 260 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:03,360 MasterChef Shaq is cooking up a storm in the villa kitchen. 261 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:07,360 Kai, do you want lamb chops? Yeah. 262 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,760 Will, do you want lamb chops? I'm gonna warm them all up. 263 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,880 Yeah, I'll have one. Yeah, do 'em. I'll have one. 264 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,040 Rosie will have one. I might have one. 265 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:17,760 LAUGHTER The pescatarian is gonna eat lamb?! 266 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,760 Are you a pescatarian? Rosie... 267 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,760 Just don't say... Please. But you don't eat fish? 268 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:27,080 She has chicken every single day. 269 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,600 I've seen the girl munch chicken off the bone. 270 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,920 Why do they call you a pescatarian? Since when? 271 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,840 No, no, it's not what we call her. TOM: She says it. 272 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,520 No, you don't. She does. 273 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,440 No, you don't. No, I do. I just don't eat raw fish. 274 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:43,280 I'm a pescatarian that doesn't eat raw fish but eats chicken... What?! 275 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,240 ..and mincemeat, when I don't think about it. 276 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,360 Shut up. No, that's dumb. That's so silly. 277 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,080 And pepperoni on a pizza. LAUGHTER 278 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,680 Do you? 279 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,760 She had a pepperoni pizza, but gluten free. 280 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,280 LAUGHTER 281 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,160 Yeah, and all this gluten and dairy free. 282 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,240 What chocolate do you have? Go on. DAIRY Milk. 283 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,680 LAUGHTER 284 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,360 Oh, you said you could only have the Dairy Milk. Yeah. 285 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:09,240 But it's got dairy in it. LAUGHTER 286 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,800 I don't think you know. 287 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,160 Don't think you have a clue. 288 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:20,200 No, but jokes aside, I am actually pescatarian. 289 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,680 No, you're not... I am, actually. 290 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,840 You're gonna have a lamb chop in a minute. 291 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:28,520 It is actually called a chickatarian. What?! 292 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:36,080 I think you're off your head! Yeah, you are off your head. Yeah. 293 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,000 LAUGHTER 294 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,360 Anyway, I will have a lamb chop tonight. 295 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,800 IAIN: I feel for you, Rosie, being a chickatarian. 296 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,600 It must be hard ordering food in a restaurant 297 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,400 where you can only eat fish... 298 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,880 mince, pepperoni, chicken and lamb chops. 299 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,160 I'm surprised you don't starve. 300 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,600 # Go tell the weatherman I said I want... # 301 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:06,680 On Love Island, the sun is contractually obliged 302 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,880 to shine down on our Islanders every day. 303 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:12,240 Oh. What? 304 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,520 # All the rain from last year's pain Is gone... # 305 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,840 Where's the sun? 306 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:25,600 Jessie, where's the sun? I know, it's cold. 307 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,560 There's no sun. 308 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,800 So it seems the sun in South Africa's gone on strike. 309 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,720 And with no signs of it coming out to play anytime soon, 310 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,720 our Islanders are having to stay indoors and amuse themselves, 311 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,080 which, in turn, is very amusing for us. 312 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,320 What three things would you take to the moon? 313 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,080 Would a football work? It would just come down a lot slower. 314 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,880 You'd take a football to the moon? 315 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,480 That would be sick, bro. 316 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,240 You could play, like, galactic football in space. 317 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,840 I'm gonna bring, like, 800kg barbell 318 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,760 and then lift world-record deadlift ever. 319 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,360 LAUGHTER How would you get it on...? 320 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,640 How would you get it on the spaceship in the first place? 321 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,760 Get Eddie Hall and Thor, and get them to bring it on for me. 322 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,040 I'm gonna take some jerk chicken from Jerk Junction. 323 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,120 Oh, get some biltong. 324 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,680 Probably take some factor 50 so I don't burn. 325 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,520 Yeah, I think definitely some skinny jeans. 326 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,760 Skinny ripped jeans. 327 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,720 I'd take a Wi-Fi box and a phone. 328 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,760 Maybe Tom will take a winning mentality for once. 329 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,560 LAUGHTER Tom wouldn't make it to the moon. 330 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,840 LAUGHTER 331 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,960 He would just give up. Yeah, he would. 332 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,280 Loser! Loser! 333 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,280 LAUGHTER 334 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:38,760 # So, tell me, weatherman What's it gonna be..? # 335 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,760 IAIN: After fantasising about a game of intergalactic football, 336 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,280 the boys return to the more familiar male fantasies about sex positions. 337 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:48,760 Speed bump. Speed bump, yeah. I've never heard of speed bump. 338 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,720 It's a Northern thing, the speed bump. Is it? 339 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,320 There's only speed bumps up North? 340 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,280 Yeah. I like... I like doggy. 341 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,160 Right of passage, isn't it? I like doggy, yeah. 342 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,120 There was, like, something eagle. Like, spreadeagle? What was it? 343 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,440 Oh, the flying eagle? What's that? 344 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:05,240 Their legs are like this. That's YMCA. 345 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,720 THEY CHUCKLE 346 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:10,200 # Go tell the weatherman... # 347 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,160 IAIN: Well, luckily, ITV2 and the sun came to an agreement, 348 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,680 and the sun is shining once more in South Africa. 349 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,480 # Give thanks for all the things That he's done. # 350 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,680 We've just had word that David Attenborough 351 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,920 has had to step back from presenting Love Island's Planet Love, 352 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:39,720 as he's extremely busy filming the mating rituals of the garden snail. 353 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:44,320 I think he's just at home watching Celebrity Catchphrase, myself. 354 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,040 So, unfortunately, it means you will now have to rely 355 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,800 on Kai, Ron and Sanam for your Love Island nature world fix. 356 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,440 Sorry! GEESE HONK 357 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,640 RON IMITATES GEESE 358 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,760 They make such funny sounds. "Erreeeeeaa!" 359 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,000 THEY LAUGH 360 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,440 I want to know what they're actually saying to each other. 361 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,560 Do you reckon they actually communicate? Dunno. 362 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,960 Cos you think of, like, dolphins, with echolocation, 363 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,520 and they communicate. That's sick. 364 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,480 But they're the most intelligent animal. 365 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,040 The use 40% of their brains, we use 10. 366 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,240 Yeah, but do they communicate through echolocation? 367 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,920 Because I thought they... I thought they used that sonar thing. 368 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,680 But that's whales communicate with that. 369 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,520 But do they actually, like, talk to each other? 370 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,760 They'll talk with the, "Murrrrr!" Like, the noise. 371 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,480 "Narrrrrr!" Like in Finding Dory. 372 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,920 Oh, yeah. That's funny. 373 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,440 Do you reckon fish speak? Nah. 374 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,360 It depends what fish. They're all different. 375 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,720 They are all different. Do you reckon ants communicate? 376 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,480 Ants definitely communicate. 377 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,320 They communicate to the queen, don't they? 378 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,920 But their brainpower mustn't... mustn't be very big. 379 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,320 No, but I reckon they still have forms of communication. 380 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:49,120 Like, for example... They can't communicate... 381 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,720 Lions and cubs, they communicate by, like, 382 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,280 teaching and following, don't they? 383 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,520 So, like, the cubs watch them hunt, and then they follow that. 384 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,000 Dogs definitely communicate. Yeah, they do. Yeah. 385 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,960 They know who their mother is. 386 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,280 I mean, they communicate with humans through... 387 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,240 do you know what I mean, through their actions. 388 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,040 But just, obviously, they don't talk to us. 389 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,960 IAIN: Well, I'll tell you, Kai, 390 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,880 dogs aren't the smoothest talkers, anyway. 391 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,120 All they ever say is, "Rough, rough!" 392 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,200 Since last week, a brand new social media phenomenon 393 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:26,000 has taken the world by storm - Tickle Tok. 394 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,080 # And you can't break my vibe. # 395 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,440 It's the viral sensation that's sweeping the villa. 396 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,520 So childish. 397 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,400 What are they doing? Like, what's the aim of the game? 398 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,320 And Tickle Tok is continuing to take the villa by storm, 399 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,000 as these unseen tickles show. 400 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:43,160 CASEY SHRIEKS 401 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,320 TANYA SHRIEKS 402 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,960 Why is Tanya on the floor? Cos Casey just put me there. 403 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,440 What did you do? Yeah, tell him. 404 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,280 CASEY WAILS The floor for me, too! 405 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:02,680 What did you do? HE GIGGLES 406 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,200 What did you do? I put her on the floor! 407 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,360 Did you? Say sorry. Sorry! 408 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,120 Say, "Sorry, TT." Sorry, TT! 409 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,120 Yeah! Sorry! 410 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:17,360 IAIN: Fun fact, that clip has already made ITV2 a small fortune. 411 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,440 A prime example of tickle-down economics. 412 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,560 ALL SHRIEK 413 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,600 IAIN, IN NASAL VOICE: I'm OG Irene, and this is Villa Wives. 414 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,280 Previously on Villa Wives... 415 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,720 ALL SPEAK IN AMERICAN ACCENTS 416 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:43,680 What happened December 13 at 7:00pm? No, you wouldn't. 417 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,440 Trust me, I would, and I'm going there. 418 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,240 Tommy, what's he talking about? 419 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,400 I shit my pants. 420 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,400 And ate it. 421 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,280 LAUGHTER With granola. 422 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:02,240 That's what you're drinking in your coffee. Tommy, that's OK. 423 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,360 Do you know what, bro, we don't judge. 424 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,040 We don't do that here. 425 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:10,320 IAIN: Cassandra failed to ruin Thomasina's reputation, 426 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:14,720 but will the nearly-cancelled Cassandra stoop lower 427 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:18,600 and go after her own flesh and blood to save herself? 428 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,240 Of course the vixen would! 429 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:26,120 Honestly, I know what you've done. I know exactly what you've done. 430 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,320 What? You know what. 431 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:31,160 You can't go a day without putting your fingers 432 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,240 in other people's business. But d'you know why? 433 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,400 Cos most of the time, I'm normally right. 434 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,360 You think you're right, in your little high heels, coming in here, 435 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,960 telling us... Don't look at me! 436 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,200 Look at this, Tweedledee and Dum! 437 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,320 The little duo that everybody dislikes, 438 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,960 including me, your little brother. 439 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:55,240 You think you're my brother? I don't think so. 440 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,480 If you shut your mouth... You're done. 441 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,160 So done, it's actually embarrassing. 442 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,920 You're done, and embarrassing. 443 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,320 Trust me, you do not want this to get physical, 444 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:08,960 cos I can throw these hands and they are quick. 445 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:14,320 IAIN: Next time on Villa Wives, things get personal. 446 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,320 Your mum's beef jaloney sucks! Ha! 447 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,120 You said it was your favourite! 448 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:26,440 See the season finale of Villa Wives later. 449 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:31,800 # Baby, if we only got tonight 450 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:36,240 # Then I wanna spend it By your side... # 451 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,240 IAIN STIRLING: This is Unseen bits. 452 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,320 We're like an end of the pier variety show. 453 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:44,480 There's unique music performances. # And I'll come back you... # 454 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,800 GIRLS SINGING: # Frere Jacques, dormes-vouz? 455 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:52,480 # Dormez-vouz? # THEY MUMBLE THE WORDS 456 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,400 # Ding, dang, dong! # 457 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,200 Slapstick comedy. 458 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,600 Come on. I'll help you out. 459 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,360 I'm stuck on the gra... Ah! 460 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,160 Aerial acts of awe. 461 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,200 ALL: Oooh. That's great! 462 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,040 Surprises. 463 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,760 Fuck's sake! 464 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,000 And jaw-dropping dancing. 465 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:22,960 # We're re-e-eady to pa-a-arty. # 466 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,440 Whoa! 467 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:33,960 So step out onto the unseen pier and have a walk on the wild side. 468 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,320 # And I'll come back you. # 469 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:40,880 Imagine what life would be like in an alternative universe 470 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,520 where anything is possible. 471 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,560 I could be the Prime Minister, Brad Pitt, or even the Pope. 472 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,920 Well, it's time to really suspend disbelief, 473 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,640 so close your eyes and imagine a world 474 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:57,680 where Tom is Casey's mum. Take it away, lads. 475 00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:04,120 Casey, I've said wake up. Make me. 476 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,280 Your mum's wondering where you are. 477 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,960 You've got school. Your lunch box is packed. 478 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,480 Come on. Let's go. The bus is waiting. 479 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,600 What time is it? 7:45. Seriously? 480 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,080 BOTH: Yes. 481 00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,160 Come on. I'm gonna be late. 482 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,960 Yes. Why have you done this again? 483 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,600 You haven't been home in two months, and now you've missed school. 484 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,720 Come on. Is this the life you want? 485 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,840 What month is it? 486 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,600 March. 487 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,880 Am I late? 488 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,440 Well, you're going to be. Get a move on, then! 489 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,120 This is your last warning at school. 490 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,560 Otherwise we'll have to move your school again. 491 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,920 You don't want to get suspended. We've had enough of that. Come on. 492 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:57,680 How old am I now? 12. It's the first day of Year Seven. 493 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,720 Have I missed my birthday? Yes. 494 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,680 Why didn't you tell me? You got nothing. 495 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,600 Why didn't you tell me? Because I knew you were getting nothing. 496 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,080 IAIN: Come on, Casey, pull your finger out. 497 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,040 You're gonna miss the school bus! 498 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:20,840 If you thought that BGT was ITV's premier talent show, 499 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,880 then think again, because the iconic Love Island Talent Show is back. 500 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,240 Expect tears... 501 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,600 Please behold the moment I shed a tear. 502 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:29,800 THEY CHEER 503 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,400 ..puzzling skills... 504 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,560 One minute 20. Ay! 505 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,080 THEY CHEER ..even more puzzling painting... 506 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,160 My beautiful artwork. THEY CHEER 507 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,480 I love it! 508 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,840 ..conjuring... 509 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,640 I think your cards... No way. ..are these two. Yeah. 510 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,760 ..dance, tooting... 511 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,000 HE PLAYS TRUMPET 512 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,640 ..some very questionable singing... 513 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,040 # Don't you wish your girlfriend Was hot like me? # 514 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,760 You look like Lord Farquaad's been put in a bin. 515 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,920 THEY LAUGH ..and some very dodgy crooning. 516 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:06,120 # Cos girl, you're amazing Just the way you a-a-are. # 517 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,200 Clearly, it's a big budget production with no expense spared. 518 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:16,240 Seriously, this show took literally tens of pounds to put together. 519 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,840 And in this unseen clip, 520 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,160 we go backstage into the star dressing room 521 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,400 where the artistes are warming up for their moment in the spotlight. 522 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,480 WILL RAPPING: Ron's walking in here, like he's going on a night out 523 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,360 Talented or talentless? We're about to find out. 524 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,960 THEY LAUGH 525 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:36,480 Talentless is literally it. That was a good bar, though. 526 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,520 RAPPING: Getting in the rhythm, getting in the rhyme 527 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,120 I don't even know why you're coming at me, look like a clown 528 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,720 Your shoes aren't even made properly, 529 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,720 backs off, what's that all about? 530 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,760 THEY LAUGH 531 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:52,720 You gave me these. WILL LAUGHS 532 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:54,880 SANAM: I have no talent! And I need to... 533 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,920 I need something to help my talent come out. 534 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,520 SHE LAUGHS Don't touch your eyes. 535 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,200 because then your eyes will be irritated the whole time. 536 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,920 Oh, are you meant to cry? 537 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,920 Oh, my God, if your talent... Is fake crying... 538 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,840 ..is fucking fake crying... I'm gonna fucking die. 539 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,160 I can do that really well. No, I'm gonna be in stitches. 540 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,640 That is funny. No. 541 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,000 Think like you're looking out the window. 542 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:18,720 Someone's just told you the worst news ever. Honestly. 543 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,840 Oh, no, she's got tears in her eyes! 544 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,840 I'm gonna... Ready? SHE SOBS 545 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,360 THEY LAUGH Don't ruin your make-up. 546 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,080 Oh, she's crying... Ah! See? 547 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,720 You need the talent. 548 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,080 No, you try now. Let me take them back up now. 549 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,360 IAIN: And of course there was backstage drama 550 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:39,480 when MC Will, AKA Fappe, bumped into bitter rival, Foot-T. 551 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,200 Cue rap battle! 552 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,280 TOM RAPPING: Look, look, look, It's Will on the mic 553 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,880 Roll the dice, once or twice 554 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,440 He's got the pink horn for girls What's he gonna do for the curls? 555 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,280 He's in the gym He's pumping it now 556 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,600 Protein, creatine He's on my team 557 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,080 I like his gold chain He's got the slippers on 558 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,320 He's rocking it now He's gonna sing a song 559 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,360 His glasses are popping 560 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:03,760 Don't come at us Cos you know what's popping. 561 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,760 WILL RAPPING: That's my boy All dressed in white 562 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,240 Head to toe Looking so fly 563 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,440 Girls, watch out He'll clean up easily 564 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:14,200 He's a mean devil. HE SNARLS 565 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,520 THEY LAUGH 566 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,160 That's what it's gonna be like out there. 567 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,400 I'm gonna go er-eh-er-eh. THEY LAUGH 568 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:26,080 Er-eh-er-eh. THEY LAUGH 569 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,800 RAPS BADLY: How much is that chain? It looks fake to me 570 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,760 I would never wear that You're a disgrace to society. 571 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,280 Come get your diamond calculator 572 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,840 And see how percent real it is 573 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,400 It will go ding, ding, ding All the way to green 574 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,720 Cos that's how I represent. 575 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,040 Yeah. LAUGHTER 576 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:52,320 Looks like it's 1-0 to MC Will, AKA Fappe. 577 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,960 In this next unseen clip, 578 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,320 the Islanders are chilling out on the daybeds in more ways than one, 579 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,760 and Ron is really warming to the theme of the conversation. 580 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,440 Prick up your ears, you foxy people! 581 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,600 JESSIE: It's not that cold tonight, to be honest. 582 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,320 Yeah. It's still a bit chilly. Do you know what makes it colder? 583 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:14,880 Having your feet out, like, your toes. 584 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,360 Yeah. Like, having... 585 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,120 Feet and ears are where your warmth are. Yeah, really? 586 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,800 That's why foxes in the desert have big ears. Wow. 587 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,080 Is it? Yeah. 588 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:27,040 There's foxes in the desert? Yeah. Called desert fox. 589 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,960 Really? Really? 590 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,440 What do they look like? Er, just like a sandy colour. 591 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,480 Like a light brown, sand... Like a normal fox? 592 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,360 Pretty much. I don't think that sounds real. 593 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,320 Where do they live? Er, in the desert. 594 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,360 But, like, where in the desert? In, like, the caves and stuff. 595 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,480 They build little sand castles. SHAQ: They build sand castles! 596 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,320 They're probably not in, like, Dubai desert 597 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,120 where there's absolutely nothing, 598 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,960 but you know where there's, like, rocky... cove, caves and stuff? 599 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,040 The bush? In the bush? In the bush. 600 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,920 I promise you, there is. 601 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,200 That's why certain animals have big ears, like a desert fox. 602 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,480 Cos they release the most... What about elephants? 603 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,680 Elephants. Where do they live? Hot countries. 604 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,560 Tell me one country that has a desert fox. 605 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,240 I don't know every single detail about them! I just know it exists. 606 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,720 I just want one country. One! I don't really know 607 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,320 many countries with deserts other than Egypt and Dubai. 608 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,200 But the desert fox doesn't live in either one of those? 609 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,480 Dubai is man-made. 610 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,640 TOM: No, it's not. Dubai is a desert. 611 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,560 They've just built on top of the desert. 612 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,880 Did you say Dubai is man-made? 613 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,880 The desert isn't man-made, though, is it? 614 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,680 Yes, it is. It's a fact. Dubai is man-made. 615 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,680 The desert? They built it. 616 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,800 All the things there, yeah. But it is a desert. 617 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,080 If there was nothing, no buildings, it would be a desert. 618 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,560 But see, like, the beaches and that, 619 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,840 they've made the beaches there. It's man-made. 620 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,760 Dubai itself is not man-made. It was a desert, 621 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,320 and they built on top of it. Exactly. 622 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,920 Obviously, there is, like, sea there, do you know what I mean? 623 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,360 There is a beach. No, they made it. 624 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,720 Yes, they made it over years. No, they did! 625 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,680 Yes, I know they did, but so's London. 626 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,040 London's man-made. Dubai's man-made. 627 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,280 IAIN: You're telling me London is man-made? 628 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,600 Sorry, I'm just not "Dubai-ing" it. 629 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:09,320 AS OG IRENE: Time now for some drama, gossip, heartbreak and lies. 630 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:15,440 I'm OG Irene, and this is Villa Wives: The Finale. 631 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,280 Have you seen the family? Have you even bothered to say hello? 632 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,560 I don't love them any more. Don't... What? 633 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,960 How can you say that? I don't love the family any more. 634 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,320 Where are your manners? Have some fucking respect. 635 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,280 Respect! Are you freaking serious? 636 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,920 Have you seen the way they've treated me the past couple of years? 637 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,000 I'm being dead as. What have they done? Just cos... 638 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,080 All you guys do is look down on me. 639 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,720 Hey! Hey, no! He has been so disrespectful. 640 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,640 They haven't even let me say my piece! 641 00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,560 Because what have you got to say, 642 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,720 except for "I'm sorry, I should have said hello?" 643 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,960 Yeah, we haven't heard that come out of your mouth. 644 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,440 I'm sorry, boy, but I'm on the family team. 645 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,880 With Thomasina siding with the family and betraying her bestie, 646 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,240 guess it's time for her to get personal. 647 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,960 Your mom's beef jaloney sucks! 648 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,320 Ha! Owned! Bitch. 649 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,160 You said it was your favourite! Yeah? 650 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,560 And then I went like this behind your mom. 651 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,640 And you know what? Your dad's brisket... 652 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,920 Sucks. ..tasted like ass! 653 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:21,280 Oh, my God. Your mom's corn dogs tasted ridiculous! 654 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,760 This is the three fakest friendship I've ever seen. 655 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,920 You're never, ever going to be a part of this. 656 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,400 Ever! Ever! 657 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,640 And you keep pointing at me like this. 658 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,080 But you know, this is very aggressive, my friend. 659 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,760 Well, you know what? You've been pointing as well. 660 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,280 And you know, when you point, 661 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,880 there's three fingers pointing back at yourself. Yeah. 662 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,600 IAIN: Never mind the fingers, talk to the hand, 663 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,880 cos the face ain't listening, sister. 664 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:53,320 Find out the fate of Villa Wives Season Two later. 665 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,080 IAIN STIRLING: This is Unseen Bits 666 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,400 I'm buzzing for it. I'm not gonna lie. 667 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:07,480 We take a sneaky bite out of the main show 668 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,000 and squeeze in as much as we can. 669 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,720 WILL WINCES Yeah, that one actually exploded. 670 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,200 But the surprises just keep coming. 671 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:16,440 Boo! LAUGHTER 672 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:20,160 How many times a day do I actually carry you everywhere? 673 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,760 And you'll be slapping yourself if you miss it... 674 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,920 ..and howling for more. SHE HOWLS 675 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:33,800 Trust me, this is SNOT the time to turn over. 676 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,640 That is not you wiping your bogey on me. 677 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,960 It wasn't a bogey. I don't have bogies. 678 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,000 IAIN, AS OG IRENE: Breaking news. 679 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,200 We have just heard that due to a shock public vote 680 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:49,520 which saw two Islanders dumped from the villa... 681 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,680 Rosie and Casey. 682 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:57,040 ..Cassandra has been dropped from the cast of Villa Wives. 683 00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:01,680 In a world exclusive, here's the reaction from her co-stars. 684 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:04,400 Absolutely not shocked! 685 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:08,200 Everyone had it up to here, so no shocks from this face, nuh-uh! 686 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:12,520 Cassandra will never be part of our group. 687 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,360 She was just trying to stir the pot, create some drama. 688 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,520 So I'm glad she's gone. 689 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,520 But I kind of miss her. 690 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,440 I was shocked to see Cassandra go. 691 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,760 The girl was drama, drama, drama, and I loved her to bits, so... 692 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,800 I got a bit teary, I can't lie. 693 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,640 Cassandra with the stupid long hair. 694 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:32,960 She will be missed. 695 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,520 We have a live update. 696 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,200 Due to in-cast bitching and backstabbing... 697 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:44,720 Cassandra was never in my way. I was always the Queen bee. 698 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,880 I don't think it'll ever be the same again 699 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,800 without Cassandra in the Villa Wives. 700 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:53,160 ..Villa Wives Series Two has been cancelled. 701 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,200 IAIN IN NORMAL VOICE: Thank goodness. 702 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,480 MUSIC: 'Baby' by Justin Bieber 703 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,240 Ah, the peaceful time in the morning when the Islanders are asleep 704 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,120 and I can sit back and relax in my VO booth 705 00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:18,040 with a morning coffee before they all wake up. 706 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,400 BABIES CRYING 707 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:26,760 That is not the sound you want to wake up to! 708 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,000 Oh, no! I forgot it was baby challenge this week. 709 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,400 Shaq, we've got a baby! 710 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,200 # Baby, baby, baby, ooh... # 711 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,880 Help. Someone. 712 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,440 BABIES WAIL Mine's still crying. 713 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,960 All right! 714 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,520 It was a shock to the system for everybody, 715 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,800 but here's some unseen clips for you to flick through 716 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,640 of our Islanders with their babies. 717 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,720 You can't put me in a baby chair! 718 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,040 Ow! 719 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,640 HE WHOOPS 720 00:36:55,680 --> 00:37:00,040 # Mama wanna mambo, mambo Mama wanna mambo, mambo 721 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,080 # Baby, why don't we go... # 722 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,360 CHANTING: Go, baby, go, baby, go. Go, baby, go, baby, go. 723 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,560 She got moves! 724 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,000 BABY CRIES Dude, breast-feed! 725 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:11,440 I'm breast-feeding. 726 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,960 BABY WAILS Shh. 727 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,320 Yeah, I think your milk's a bit sour, babe. 728 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,800 HE LAUGHS 729 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:22,360 # Baby, keep it hot And keep it tropical... # 730 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,680 BABY MAKES NOISES No. No. 731 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,120 Please, no. 732 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,920 BABY CRIES No. 733 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,920 BABY WAILS 734 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:38,360 HE SIGHS God's sake! 735 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,760 # Mambo, mambo... # 736 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:46,640 # A, B, C, D, E, F, G 737 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:50,000 # H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P. # 738 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,320 Aww. 739 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,720 BABY CRIES 740 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,840 Normal babies aren't normally like this. 741 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,400 You can actually stop them from crying. 742 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,720 Get practising for the race, boys! No! 743 00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,600 LAUGHTER 744 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,520 Oh! 745 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,560 The wheel has come off! 746 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:14,000 I'm tired. I can't do it. It's the crying. 747 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,160 BABIES WAIL 748 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,760 THEY IMITATE WAILING Yeah. 749 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,200 Hello, I'm Rufus. Hey. 750 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:23,440 What's your name? Tammy. 751 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,360 Tammy? That is such a beautiful name. 752 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,080 Why does yours sound like Marge Simpson? 753 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,000 # Mambo, mambo. # 754 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,120 Oh, my God. Imagine taking your kids 755 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,440 to a little football match and stuff, though. 756 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,600 A sports mom. 757 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,040 Tom's already taught Tammy how to play football. 758 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,280 MATCH OF THE DAY THEME TUNE 759 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,760 Yay! Very good. 760 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:50,640 Oh! She's lightning fast. Look at that footwork. 761 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,200 Inside, outside, stepover, whack. 762 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,520 Like father, like daughter. 763 00:38:55,560 --> 00:39:00,520 Yay! Goal! Wahey! Whoo! 764 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:12,640 IAIN: It's Beach Hut Bonanza! 765 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:19,760 And this week, I asked them to do impressions of the other Islanders. 766 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,880 Come on, then, bring it. 767 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,720 AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: "I think I'm gonna start with Jessie." 768 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,160 "I'm gonna move from Australia... Australia to Will's farm." 769 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,840 "No, Will!" 770 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,320 Sounds Scouse, that! 771 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,320 Samie reminds me of Bianca from EastEnders. 772 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,960 COCKNEY ACCENT: "Shut up, shut up!" Eyebrows going. 773 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,080 "Ricky!" 774 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,800 "Like, I like... I like Tom a lot. Like, I like him, yeah, like." 775 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,320 I think she says like a lot. 776 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,480 Honestly, Tanya, anything she does, it's always with a scream. 777 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,160 ALL SCREAM 778 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,760 STACCATO LAUGH That's Lana. 779 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,960 STACCATO LAUGHTER 780 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,200 Ron talks with his hands. 781 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:06,120 "If you're not gonna do it like that, do it like this." 782 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:07,800 "All right, so..." 783 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,080 "And you will get this at the end of that." 784 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,120 When I first got to the villa, I actually couldn't understand Tom. 785 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,640 NORTHERN ACCENT: I'm going t'kitchen, d'you want anything? 786 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,160 You want go t'terrace? 787 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,400 Do you want a cuppa tea? 788 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,760 DEEP VOICE: "I'm Kai, I like to walk on the path." 789 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,320 QUIET GASPS 790 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,200 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 791 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:30,320 Shaq, of an evening, as soon the lights go off... 792 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,400 "Game time!" SHE LAUGHS 793 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,760 Ha-ha! That's his little slogan for bedtime. 794 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,920 "Please behold the moment..." "..whilst I shed a tear." 795 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,440 Just the one. SNIFFS 796 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,200 That's Sanam! 797 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:47,800 Another Shaq move. 798 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,840 He loves a bit of Magic Mike. 799 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:58,320 I can't do Will. I don't think anyone will be able to do Will. 800 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:02,560 "Player!" And he goes, "Loser, loser, loser!" 801 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,160 "It's time to sexy dance!" 802 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:11,120 "Player! Loser!" That's pretty much all I hear from him. 803 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,520 IAIN: And that's the final Beach Hut Bonanza! 804 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:29,960 # There was a time I used to look Into my father's eyes... # 805 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,120 This season has been iconic, 806 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,640 with great Islanders and wall-to-wall LOLs. 807 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:38,200 So, it's time to cue the nearly-end-of-series montage. 808 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:40,280 Hi! 809 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,680 # Those days are gone Now the memories... # 810 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:46,880 Cheers to our first night in the Love Island 2023 villa. 811 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,080 ALL CHEER 812 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,560 # Don't you worry Don't you worry, child... # 813 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,320 IAIN SHAKILY: It's been totes emosh! 814 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,600 Columbria. Columbria?! 815 00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,520 # Love Island! 816 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,400 # Love Island! # 817 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,400 Everyone here is bad bitches. Yes! 818 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,240 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, yes! 819 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,240 Oh, my God! 820 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:15,560 SCREAMS AND GASPS 821 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,560 That is fucking huge! 822 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,520 # Here in the villa Having the best time 823 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,480 # Born with the rhythm Born with the rhymes 824 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,280 # MC Will with all his ladies In the bathroom. # 825 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,240 Mum, Will's hungry! 826 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,640 G'day, mate. G'day, mate. 827 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,920 WOLF WHISTLE 828 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,320 # Don't you worry Don't you worry now... # 829 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,080 Harder. Harder. 830 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,920 Yeah! 831 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,600 Princess Kelsey is here to create some drama. 832 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,160 Aeroplane petrol station. What? 833 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:51,280 I went to the Skipping World Championships in 2008. No way. 834 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:56,840 AS IAIN: "A new bombshell causes trouble in the villa." 835 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,960 # On a hill Across the blue lake 836 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,440 # That's where I had My first heartbreak... # 837 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,440 A bit lost for words, to be honest. 838 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,600 A leopard never changes its spots. 839 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,160 Fuck this, man. 840 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,360 AMERICAN ACCENT: I think you're trying to throw me under the bus. 841 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,200 Oh, my! Argh! 842 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:18,200 Oh, my God, you drama queen. 843 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:20,880 You're tickling me! 844 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:26,280 CASEY SQUEALS 845 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,840 WILL SQUAWKS 846 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:34,560 There's a thing called the Scouse mouse. Shut up. 847 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:38,000 Oh, my God! There's no Scouse mouse! 848 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,720 # We were so young... # 849 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,720 SQUELCHING 850 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:44,960 I can't do it! 851 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,240 Whipping it, whipping it, oo-ah, oo-ah! 852 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:52,040 # Happy birthday to you! # CHEERING 853 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,240 What the fuck? Is that bit about your sister? 854 00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,440 If you say "morning", I'll probably send you a heart. 855 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,320 Do you know normal milk comes from a cow? 856 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:05,080 Yeah, obviously. So where does oat milk come from? 857 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,080 Oh, my God, that's actually sick. 858 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,440 # Don't you worry Don't you worry, child... # 859 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,760 CORK POPS Whoo! 860 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,680 SHE LAUGHS 861 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:23,200 # Heaven's got a plan for you # Don't you worry... # 862 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,680 I'm cool, calm and collected round you. 863 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:26,960 Are you? That's news to me. 864 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,840 IAIN: I'm not very good at speeches, 865 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,320 so I'll leave Will to say a few words instead. 866 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,120 Got to go, bye! 867 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,800 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com